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captainkon0 · 2 days
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Some sketches of the AU! Before I forget to post them (plzsomeonewritthemafic)
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onceuponapuffin · 2 days
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Fanatic Intervention Part 5!!
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Hiya! Sorry about the delay! Life got in the way there for a bit ^_^" But I am here! With Part 5!!
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Crowley had liked Hozier (although Take Me To Church, predictably, wasn’t his favourite), and after whining at Aziraphale that it’s nooooooot ‘bebop,’ you finally managed to get an admission that all right, it wasn’t all that terrible. You took the win.
But the dance party couldn’t last forever. There’s still a world to save, after all.
And so, all of you sat, thumbing through Revelations. Well, Aziraphale and Muriel were. You and Crowley had given up on the fancy Bible-ness of it and googled the Cliff Notes version.
“Ugh,” You say, “John really hated the Romans.”
“Well, yes,” says Aziraphale, “He had decent enough reason, though, as far as humans go.”
“What, he hated indoor plumbing and heated floors?”
“Actually, he hated people of the Christian faith being arrested, tortured, and killed for their beliefs.”
“Oh….yeah that makes sense,” You say, and after a moment you add “...Sorry.”
“That’s quite alright,” Aziraphale replies kindly, “He wrote Revelation as a way to reassure Christians that all of their suffering would mean something in the end. That it must be part of the Great Plan.”
“The Ineffable Plan, you mean,” chimes in Crowley with a smirk. Aziraphale rolls his eyes.
“Yes, that one,” he replies. You notice the microscopic-Michael-Sheen-ian smile on his face as he says it. Honestly, the resemblance is uncanny. Aziraphale continues. “He wanted Christians to feel heard, and to encourage them to hold fast to their faith.”
You pause for a minute before saying anything. Then you remember a tumblr post or something from forever ago.
“Santa Claus,” You finally say. Crowley spurts wine from his nose, and begins to laugh. Aziraphale is confused.
“I beg your pardon?”
“It’s like Santa Claus,” You say again, “Like ‘be good, and you’ll get presents! it’s almost Christmas Eve! Santa’s watching!’ You know?” You look at Aziraphale imploringly. Crowley is still laughing. Aziraphale doesn’t look impressed.
“I think that’s rather an over-simplification.”
“Am I wrong?”
“…..It’s...it’s not...That’s not how it works!”
“Oh, okay, so I’m wrong then.”
“Sounds about right to me!” Crowley calls with glee from the other side of the room. Aziraphale looks all flustered, his face beginning to go red. Crowley hands him a glass of wine and Aziraphale downs it in one go.
Okay, winding him up is a great deal of fun, and so easy, but I’m guessing, dear Reader, that you love Aziraphale just as much as I do. You don’t actually want to hurt his feelings. Thus you decide to concede the point.
“So,” You say, “He said he had a dream about things getting really bad and then Jesus coming back and saving everyone.”
“In a nutshell, yes,” Aziraphale sighs, clearly relieved to be back on topic. You think back to old interviews with Neil and Terry about their back-then-hypothetical sequel would look like.
“Okay, well the only thing I know about it was something about it taking place in America. I read in an old interview somewhere that Jesus was meant to descend from the heavens in a private jet with a bunch of like...bodyguard angels or something.”
“America? Again? I mean really.”
You shrug. “Neil Gaiman really likes America.”
“But it doesn’t have to be,” says Muriel now, flipping back through their notes, “You said that the sequel was never written, and the third...season?was still being written too when you left. And you said that book isn’t the same as what happened in the tv show, or the radio show, or the musical. So how do we know it would be the same here?”
They make a good point.
“Maybe ask that author of yours,” says Crowley, looking over from his drink, “You said he answers questions sometimes. Who would he be to deny,” he swishes his glass around with what you suppose is meant to be grandeur, “The Famous Crowley and Aziraphale?” He empties his glass.
“Anathema might be able to find him,” You say after a while, “Jesus, I mean. She did a good job finding everything in Armageddon Part 1. Or Adam. I mean, Jesus is supposed to be all about love, right? Maybe we can convince him not to, you know, end the world.”
Aziraphale hums to himself. “Revelations states that Armageddon is meant to be started by the seven angels of the church, bringing together seven keys. I mean, John could be wrong of course, but I wonder...Could one of you find me a map and search these names? I might have an idea why Mr. Gaiman wanted to set The Second Coming in America.”
Good Reader, guess which country contains cities named after 5 of these 7 angels. I’ll give you three guesses, but you’ll only need one.
And so now we have three directions we can take this story in.
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🖤
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thedemon-crowley · 3 days
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Come on, why is it so cold? Why can’t I stay in bed until summer?
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corttheartist · 1 year
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i‘ll be expecting this on july 28
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lesbianballofgender · 15 days
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Aziraphale would be livid
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sabworks · 11 months
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OP is: currently freaking out over the Good Omens 2 trailer.
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goodomens-memes · 10 months
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I want to say somthing : RIP CROWLEY'S HAIR IN SEASON 1.
35 DAYS LEFT !!!!!!! (5 weeks)
His hair was so good now it's so red !!!!
😭😭😭
But he still handsome 🥲👍🏻
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bagelsenjoyer14 · 9 months
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Maybe controversial but one thing about me is that I am a 1967 Crowley apologist
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I have seen a lot of hate for this look, and I personally will not stand for this homophobia any longer. I mean shit look at that turtle neck, that immediately yells 60’s slut to me. I also have seen many people talking about this same turtle neck and I can not believe you guys have switched sides. Oh now you suddenly love it? Like you did not hate on this man for it a couple months ago? You guys are just as bad as my man Jim here.
Now finally the haircut, the one piece of this look that has gotten the most backlash. But before I defend it, I feel like I need to give a little context on this hairstyle. 60’s and 70’s hairstyles are ugly as hell, and that is what makes them incredibly appealing. How dare a person have the audacity to rock something so insane, so never done before! God did not create the mop top on any of the seven days and by god that is why we look so horribly good in it (and also why Crowley is rocking it!). So in conclusion while the hairstyle is a bit startling, that is the beauty of it!
Also maybe it is the Beatle loving side of me and the good omens side of me screaming internally because my worlds are colliding, but the John Lennon glasses add the perfect mix to this, I mean damn Crowley had no reason to slay so hard. And I personally crave more 1967 Crowley, in fact I think our world would heal (probably not the global warming part though as I’m sure it took a shit load of hairspray for that hairstyle)
And before you guys open tumblr to attack this man for being incredibly groovy I ask you to stop in your tracks and revert your eyes to this utter rock bottom of a look I have ever seen. By god it looks like someone murdered a leprechaun and glued it to my man crowley’s chin!
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All Aziraphale knows is eat, yearn, hoard books and lie
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pinmeupzinego · 4 months
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Please enjoy this spotlight from blairamok. Our Presale is Open! Link in bio.
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ineffablepirate · 1 year
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This is actually hilarious cos I had my last therapy session today
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captainkon0 · 1 month
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Summer Love!AU! For the ineffable soul :)
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onceuponapuffin · 19 days
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Hey Fandom,
Can I get a round of applause for Dan The Maintenance Man who not only watched Good Omens, not only loved it enough to already be planning hist first rewatch, but ALSO said to me today while discussing the Fandom and S3 said to me "Maybe they'll give us the origin story for how Crowley got his Bentley in Season three."
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I'm so proud 🥹
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thedemon-crowley · 8 months
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Sometimes the Bentley will throw me a real curveball and play something that ISN’T Queen.
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corttheartist · 9 months
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“We don’t dance”
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lesbianballofgender · 4 months
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So Azi and Crowley have been going on dates for thousands of years but do you think they’d both freak tf out if they went on an officially labelled date
Just:
Crowley, leaning against something:
Fancy a spot of lunch, Angel?
Azira, blushing: Oh, you do tempt me
Muriel, having watched this exchange: OoH! I read about this in a human book! You’re going on a date right? It’s a human thing.
Crowley: *panicked snake noise*
Aziraphale: *discorporates*
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