#it's dumb

[dragon-razor-writings]

Jackie Blaze: *doing shit on social media*

Jaune: "Hey, honey. Can I tell you something?"

Jackie Blaze: "What's up?"

Jaune: "You're really cute."

Jackie Blaze: *stops being on her phone* "'Cute?'" 🤨

Jaune "No Romance Experience" Arc: "Sorry if that made you-"

Jackie Blaze: "Bitch, I'm adorable." *Pecks his cheek* "Thanks though."

Jaune: -///- "Y-you're welcome."

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jackie blaze #jaune arc #rwby oc #my first OC x Canon ship for this blog! #dynamic is 'Homicidal Narcissist Bad Bitch x Catholic Boy Who Tries To Stop Her' #He shall be dealing with both fame #Star Ego #and her ready to run fades with people #Again. Johnny Cage expy #it's dumb #but i find it funny #so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #Fame & Glory

[purpleisnotacolor]

You are not a soul inside a body, a body with a soul, a brain controlling a meat machine, a mind inside a brain, or a body around a mind, or any of that.

you are YOU

and your body, mind, soul, personality, whatever, are all parts of you that encompass a whole.

#it's dumb #but think of yourself as on the blockchain #even when you change #all those previous forms of you are still you #you are theseus ship #my posts

[drbatsponge]

Chip Zdarsky when they have to excuse their bad Batman writing:

"Erm, ACTHUALLY it was Zur-En-Arrh."

#gotham war is so funny man #i'm legit thinking Chip is about to set a precedent #and it's bad because any Batman writer can just excuse their bad writing with a split personality #AGH- #it's dumb #chip zdarsky #gotham war #batman #dc comics

[floydsteeth]

Hmm I have school today :)

Guess who woke up at like 11 30 :P

#Don't fo go bed at 4am on a school night like me #It's dumb #I always wake up late

[racingliners]

Drawing the Jeddah circuit for my F1 journal is currently making me hate it even more

#I disliked it for the whole premise of 'the fastest street circuit in the world' bc why do we need that #as well as the blind corners #and speaking of #WHYVARE THERE SO MANY????? #no circuit needs 27 corners #it's dumb #F1 Thoughts

[persephinae]

idk there's this new trend in some romance books where now instead of "the love triangle" it's now "we're poly :)" BUT!!!! it's not even done well!!!

it's literally the same guy only one's blonde, one's brunette, and one's red head or whatever, and they all have Divergent (books) personalities - this one's a strategist! this one's hot headed!, this one's the romantic one!

you're dating a boy band

it's boring. it's fucking boring

#like mainly i see it in YA and NA books but it's been creeping into Adult books too #IT'S DUMB #i wish i could filter books for age ranges i swear to god

[ludwigoat909]

A thing I like about Milgram's artstyle is that a lot of people in the art community are split in "the hair hides the eye" team vs "the eye shows up over the hair" team, and meawhile Milgram easily fixes that by making the eyes visible while also being able to tell it's underneath their hair with color transparency

#it's dumb #it's simple af #but god do I love it #def using this trick in my own art #milgram

[lizzie-bennetdarcy]

Temptation Tuesday

(But actually it's Wednesday)

Thank you for tagging me @mammameesh 🥰

I'm still not 100% sure how to play this game but I have several projects begging for my attention

My sleeping with the enemy au I will finish, one day....

Project with @68henley I am super excited about (and also being very slow at 🙃)

A few art requests I will get to, I promise

A Hunger Games fic I am working on that I blame @smblmn for 😘

......Kinda wanna do a 911ls drawing because I'm obsessed with this gifset by @reasonandfaithinharmony

It's clearly not Tuesday so I won't tag anyone, but have at it if you wanna!

#temptation tuesday #why is Real Life so busy #it's dumb

[anime-scarves]

We’ve now truly exhausted the isekai genre. I am now unironically watching reincarnated as a vending machine and am begrudgingly enjoying it. 

#text #it's dumb #but like in a good way #it's knows that it's a series about a sentient vending machine #and doesnt pretend that it's not #and I can respect that

[brassic-bitch]

"You make holes in your clothes, like children ?"

A young woman, one of the people with whom Gary had not yet shared a word at the meetings where they were supposed to talk about what he had caused them to commit the irreparable, or at least tempt them, was watching him at the other end of the table.

But Gary ignored her. He continued to cut the fabric of his vest with the help of one of these scissors for child at the round end, as a precaution, which were given to them during the creative workshops.

Gary hated creative workshops. What good is having the power to express oneself if it was only to draw or paint what the social workers wanted to see ? And his social worker was so incompetent that he refused to talk to her !

Anyway, Gary wouldn’t talk to anybody. If they wanted him to be creative, it was going to be bloody. And no one wanted to see his real thoughts on a sheet of paper or on a canvas.

They’d be scared.

"Mom will not be happy !"

The pair of scissors slammed on the table. Gary became nervous. He glanced at the young woman leaning over the table and got up from his chair. The plastic cracked under this effort. How uncomfortable could those damn chairs be...

#the world's end #gary king #my writing #and first in english #bc the holes in his sleeves always fascinate me #i'm a weirdo #sorry for this #it's dumb

[scootersscooter]

I've seen a lot of people taking about Skylar's resentment toward fighting in heels in Mighty Med and the transition to having her fight in heels in Lab Rats Elite Force but let's be honest that's just the writers not caring about Mighty Med and thinking they would look cool.

I wanna talk about how as early as EPISODE 4 of Lab Rats (Leo's Jam) it's established Bree cannot run in heels. She's glitching out because her crush asks her out and wears heels to stop herself from running away. But with their first mission suit change comes the infamous heels in Bree's outfit.

Out go their awkward bulky mission suits replaced with new sleek designs. They get rid of Bree's functional boots and give her sleek heels to match.

The writers never cared about consistency especially from episodes they don't think their audience will remember. They're just trying to do what looks coolest even if it makes no sense and contradicts previous plot points.

#neither of these girls should be in heels #they both wore functional boots until Lab Rats writers thought heels would match with the sleek new designs #it's dumb #lab rats #lab rats elite force #mighty med #skylar storm #bree davenport

[liznt]

Roy appears in the doorway to Ted's office. "D’you have a rubber?"

Ted frowns, vaguely alarmed for half a moment, then, "Sure thing, Stephen King." He pats his pockets. "I should have one on me. Cliché I know. I started carrying them when I was coaching the Wichita boys. Those boys were insatiable and I didn't want any of 'em screwing up their lives makin permanent mistakes." Ted hands Roy a blue plastic foil packet. "I didn't know Keeley was in." Durex® in white letters. "You know what? None'a my business." Ted flaps his hands and finally. Stops.

Roy stares at his hand, silent, for some time.

"An eraser," he says, jaw working every sylable with great effort, and even then he misses off the final 'r'.

#kjashdkjshd i just found this #it's dumb #ted lasso #roy kent

[existancexisxstillxpain]

#bright eyes #fevers and mirrors #sunrise sunset #I think I'm a scratched CD that keeps skipping over the same stupid things over and over and over #my heart is heavy #can I make the crying stop at least #I realized that I think I've actually been lonely for a long time #I can't even fully talk about it because I'm a dumb idiot #it's dumb #it's all dumb #my blog is for this kind of thing but I'm starting to feel isolated all over again but why #I'm asking for too much maybe #scared #coward #music #what does it even mean to connect #LanahaRadio

[fishthegenderwitch-deactivated]

Every week I come into the one work location and there's just... DVDs all out in front of the other ones, blocking the titles so you can only see the ones in front, stacked on their backs, instead of the ones lined up deeper in (see Dia. 1)

So every Wed and Thu, I pick up the ones in front, and stick them on top of those ones, so you can see Every Single Title (see Dia. 2)

Today I had just finished doing this when my coworker came out to relieve my shift so I could go home, and I had noticed some of them were sort-of alphabetised. We don't do this at the bigger store because Customers (also we have hundreds of them on racks, not a single bookcase like this location, and we'd need a dedicated employee to do that and watch customers like a hawk to keep them tidy. There would be fisticuffs). They'll put shit back wherever they feel like it, and trying to keep it organised is an exercise in frustrated futile energy expenditure.

I ask coworker, "are you.... alphabetising these?" to which he replies, "YES! I do it every week and somebody keeps messing it up, so I have to do it again!"

I just blinked, and was like, "Yea we don't do that at the other store, because there's customers who don't give any fux about where they stick stuff back in. This seems a great way to make yourself crazy."

He just looked at me like I was the crazy one

#thrift shop #one single bookcase of DVDs #you don't need to alphabetise these #every customer that looks at DVDs has told me #the search is the thrill #if you stack them in alphabetical order you turn their side quest into a JOB #you made it boring and you also gave them more physical work to do #moving stacks of DVDs out of the way to see all the titles #am I the only one that thinks his way is stupid? #am I being overly invested in this? #I will not stop doing this #I will do this Every Globdamn Day #and IDGAF about his alphabetising #it's dumb #and you don't do it right #we're not a library #fiction is surname-alphabetised #that's all we need #everything else is a scavenger hunt #GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT #books #DVDs #please tell me what you think of this shenaniganry #also #we get donations every damn day #do you not realise you are the ONLY EMPLOYEE who organises in this fashion? #NOBODY ELSE is gonna move an entire shelf of DVDs to stick one in somewhere in the correct letter scheme #EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU HERE

[the-paris-of-people]

BEN IS SINGLE NOW BEN IS SINGLE NOW BEN IS SINGLE NOW

#yall are fucking driving me insane #it's stupid they're not together for this season #im sorry #it's dumb #never have i ever spoilers

[atoasttotheendoftheworld]

[Kind of] Modern Headcanon: Gai would sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" at karaoke, at the top of his lungs, most likely out of tune, complete with dancing, putting his whole heart into it very energetically and by no means ironically. (To Kakashi. Who would pretend not to know him, only to weep and laugh about it, behind the book.) (And let's add that Lee would certainly do the chorus)

#naruto headcanons #headcanon #modern naruto #maito gai #kakagai #kakagai headcanon #kakashi x gai #rock lee #hatake kakashi #kakashi hatake #gai maito #naruto #naruto series #modern au i guess? #meme culture #it's dumb #but it makes sense