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cold-knees · 10 days
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I miss when people used to call things gadgets, everything's a fucking "device" now
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beltsourcookie · 2 months
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the faerie kingdom episode would have been better if they added worms and moles as their npcs and not a bunch of monotone grayscale silver aesthetic
in fact, the forest/woods aesthetic isnt the problem because compared to actual cottagecore faerie aesthetic, the faerie kingdom is too incredibly 'pristine' and feels like youre in in the utensil section of the cooking aisle
devsis creating the faerie kingdom:
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what the faerie kingdom should have taken inspiration from:
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cookies that have heavy designs from wild berries and flowers would have been more suitable because it can build a more creative and colourful world instead and there would be endless possibilities for outfits
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airasora · 2 months
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Calling out my shipping habits (Hazbin Hotel ep 6 spoiler!)
Friend: "So, what do you think about Charlie and Vaggie?"
Me: "Meh... they're already in an established happy, healthy relationship. That's just really boring to me."
Episode 6: *Vaggie is an angel and has killed thousands of Charlie's people in Hell*
Me: "... Well, would you look at that; I suddenly ship them."
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dollypopup · 9 months
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colin should 'suffer' for penelope
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aka: 5 short reasons why wanting colin to 'suffer' or 'grovel' or whatever other bullshit this fandom keeps pulling is stupid and makes no sense and should have been buried ages ago, how is this still a thing?
1: it sets a terrible and unhealthy dynamic between an endgame couple
especially considering Polin's motif is that of a mirror, if Colin is expected to grovel or suffer for Penelope's affection and forgiveness, it only stands to reason that Penelope then, too, would have to reciprocate. how Penelope treats Colin's ills is setting the precedent for how he's expected to handle her own against him, of which there are many. giving him the cold shoulder, holding what he said over his head and rubbing it in his face, potentially not even explaining why she's upset at him: these are not signs of a mature woman ready for a marriage to ANYONE
2: Colin's slights against Penelope are considerably less harmful than Penelope's against Colin's and it makes no narrative sense for her to be on her high horse about it
'he ruined her prospects' 'he talked about her behind her back' 'he laughed at her' (we don't even know if that one's true, frankly speaking)
but Penelope did the exact same to him and she did so first. Please remember that Penelope is the reason Colin and Marina broke up, and it was her express goal the entire time. Penelope humiliated Colin and Marina both by exposing them publicly (not to mention rubbed the salt into the wound for days afterward). Penelope didn't even think about Colin's feelings because she tried to confess her crush on him immediately after his engagement went poof. Penelope holding Colin accountable for what he said without herself recognizing the ways in which she's hurt him, too, makes her out to be a hella hypocrite
3: it's weirdly catholic on main?
love isn't about suffering points or penance or guilt and i'm tired of Christianity pervading every damn thing. sorry not sorry, some of us want an actually fulfilling love story
4: y'all are just mad Colin didn't love Penelope back from jump and it's a revenge fantasy
which, fine, that's what fanfic is for, but it's OOC, y'all are aware of that, right? because if he DID want her from the start, we all know that it wouldn't be Polin? why are you shipping a friends to lovers ship if you INSIST that the friends to lovers dynamic is less than? guess what? unreciprocated love is kind of part of the deal. you don't hold a grudge against your friend for not loving you back immediately. Colin shows he cares about Penelope in SO MANY WAYS that somehow are completely invalidated because it isn't meant to be romantic? imma say it: fuck you if you think that way. friendships are important and beautiful and deep and fulfilling with or without romance. Colin sticking his neck out for Penelope to help her family from Jack's scheme? an act of love. Colin sending Penelope letters after her father passed? act of love. Colin telling Penelope she's 'really very good' and holding her hand in appreciation of her coming to talk to him? act of love. if you think those acts of love mean nothing just because he isn't fucking her seven ways to sunday, maybe analyze your own viewpoint of relationships and ship Pen w/ some random stranger who makes heart eyes at her tits from jump
5: it makes Penelope an asshole to her own long term partner
dude, if a friend of mine insisted I crawl on hands and knees to determine whether they want me back in their lives, i don't want to be around that person? so many of these narratives make Penelope a straight up terrible person. if you want your partner to suffer? you probably don't actually like them very much, but Polin is narratively MEANT to be the couple that likes AND loves one another. be real, if your friend ghosted you for months, gave you the cold shoulder when you tried to talk again, treated you like shit (you can't argue that him 'suffering' isn't treating him like shit in some way shape or form) as you tried to apologize, and then you find out that she was the reason you and your ex broke up and she wrote straight up nasty things about your family for YEARS, you would want absolutely nothing to do with that friend. why should Colin be expected to be any different? do these two not deserve a lovely love story built on love and affection and trust and honesty? a healthy happy relationship in which they see one another and appreciate one another for all they are? no? so why do you ship them?
+1: it's oversaturated in this fandom
polin is a fantastic ship. how is THIS their main trope?
find a new fucking idea, PLEASE
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snail-studios · 3 months
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listen I respect most ships but I draw the line at seeing two blonde people together
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vettely · 2 years
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dadwife · 8 days
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bottom 5 fandom socmed experience has to be when some bumbling racist into idk minecraft youtuber rpf or whatever has to wander in on a danmei post and go "hehehehe look at the funny names why do Chinese people call themselves penis". since you clearly don't have anyone in your life to tell you otherwise I'll do you a solid: you're not funny and nobody would miss you if you logged out
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pensat-i-fet · 1 year
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Guess who's back!
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sleepynegress · 5 months
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So, I'm Currently Watching Lawmen: Bass Reeves...
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I'm giving it a chance but... It has well over 30 minutes of enslavement two-facing for surviving the enslaver in the opening, before we move on... and I honestly feel David Oyelowo, though a good actor, is TOTALLY miscast in this part. He's a short man (he's even sitting in the promo photo above) who usually gives a very soft gentleman's energy. Bass Reeves was 6'2 in an era when the average man's height was 5'7. He was known for being so intimidating, that a fugitive turned himself in upon learning that Bass Reeves was after him. He is said to have captured over 3000 fugitives in his career. He was calculating, shrewd, dogged in his pursuits, and was known for both his guile and physical prowess... And so far... David Oyelowo just isn't giving that. I've been skeptical, since it is by the Yellowstone guy... and *sigh* I'm doing my best to give this a chance since Bass Reeves is one of my favorite historical figures. But... So far, he's written VERY DIFFERENTLY from the reality of his story. Much less...
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frizzle-mcshizzle · 2 months
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i want to make more edits, its been to calm around here, give me something insane to make
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definitely-not-iorveth · 11 months
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why does the esc jury always pick the most bland, boring song on the roster
some fucking music experts
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barbieaiden · 6 months
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sacrifice render progress (warning for you know. a sacrifice. dead body. blood)
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idk what to do with it honestly
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Ok so I was in math class right? And I got bored ( as one does when learning trigonometry) and I found out that my calculator can type letters/words on it so I just wrote out Noel's catchphrase instead of working
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ayrsontenna · 5 days
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Imagine being someone who went to sleep early thinking this would be another boring race with Max in first place
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machathecat · 7 months
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It's only been a day and a half that school started and I already want to run away in another country just to not return to it 👍
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mal-zoya · 11 months
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my talent is to invent ships that i know the fandom will hate
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