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ed elric is way too fun to draw ok
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seabeck · 3 months
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I Googled things to do on Vashon island and one is the top results was the ferry back
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hchollym · 9 months
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Percy: My partner must be top of the line; graceful, poise, and elegant.
Oliver: *walks into a wall because he's too busy looking at his Quidditch playbook & hasn't showered in 3 days because he's too focused on the upcoming match*
Percy:
Percy: I want that one.
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a-hazbin-reader · 2 months
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Hc: Wifey is actually Alastor's kink
THAT IS A BOLD HEADCANON
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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years
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Peter: I am sick and tired of being called mortal. Like, you don’t know that! Tony: … Tony: Peter you have literally died.  Peter: Yeah, and?? I’m alive now, aren’t I? Therefore, by definition, not mortal.  Tony: … Tony: I don’t think that’s-- Peter: The dictionary literally defines mortal as “subject to death”. I have died and come back, therefore, I am not subject to death. Tony: … Tony: You know what, sure kid.
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d-lanx · 22 days
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stincorrect · 2 years
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Steve: Why would you tell them? Nancy: Because I felt guilty. Robin: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
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totally-bing · 2 months
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"Use me" is pretty kinky.
well it's what you're doing isn't it
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dear-mrs-otome · 2 years
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Just Benitoite vibes... 🌊⛵🔱
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moonlightmunson · 2 years
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drunk me made this at 2am last night
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gryffsposts · 8 months
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I-☠️
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incorrectspnforfun · 2 years
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Toni: I could kill you if I wanted. Sam: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You’re not special.
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hogarsis · 2 months
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sayaka's texting style always adds in emoticons and emoji's in her responses. she's also the type of person to open her snapchat if someone sends her a story she’d responds back.
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theaceofarrows · 2 years
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Dear diary, my child like imagination and silly shenanigans now has a body count :) -The Collector
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hollowflay-arc · 7 months
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taking to rat and just called heather "the dark souls of shipping" and i just know imma be thinking about that for a while
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bucksangel · 10 months
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in my personal opinion i rlly don't think anyone is truly "free" in the US besides cishet white men and i will die on this hill
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