I Googled things to do on Vashon island and one is the top results was the ferry back
111 notes
·
View notes
Percy: My partner must be top of the line; graceful, poise, and elegant.
Oliver: *walks into a wall because he's too busy looking at his Quidditch playbook & hasn't showered in 3 days because he's too focused on the upcoming match*
Percy:
Percy: I want that one.
346 notes
·
View notes
Hc: Wifey is actually Alastor's kink
THAT IS A BOLD HEADCANON
53 notes
·
View notes
Peter: I am sick and tired of being called mortal. Like, you don’t know that!
Tony: …
Tony: Peter you have literally died.
Peter: Yeah, and?? I’m alive now, aren’t I? Therefore, by definition, not mortal.
Tony: …
Tony: I don’t think that’s--
Peter: The dictionary literally defines mortal as “subject to death”. I have died and come back, therefore, I am not subject to death.
Tony: …
Tony: You know what, sure kid.
642 notes
·
View notes
Steve: Why would you tell them?
Nancy: Because I felt guilty.
Robin: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
244 notes
·
View notes
"Use me" is pretty kinky.
well it's what you're doing isn't it
7 notes
·
View notes
drunk me made this at 2am last night
144 notes
·
View notes
Toni: I could kill you if I wanted.
Sam: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You’re not special.
119 notes
·
View notes
sayaka's texting style always adds in emoticons and emoji's in her responses. she's also the type of person to open her snapchat if someone sends her a story she’d responds back.
5 notes
·
View notes
Dear diary, my child like imagination and silly shenanigans now has a body count :) -The Collector
50 notes
·
View notes
taking to rat and just called heather "the dark souls of shipping" and i just know imma be thinking about that for a while
2 notes
·
View notes
in my personal opinion i rlly don't think anyone is truly "free" in the US besides cishet white men and i will die on this hill
3 notes
·
View notes