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#it's a funny vent like its light hearted but if i see soft bee duo content i will go nuclear im very fragile at night
darlington-v · 3 years
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Bro....your tags on the beeduo post... I just gotta say ... same...
BRO BEING A TRANSMASC MLM BEE DUO FAN IS SO FUCKING HARD BRO.
LIKE THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS, BUT THERE'S STILL SOMETHING REALLY SWEET ABOUT THEM JUST BEIN. TWO GUYS BEIN PALS????
THAT I'VE NEVER LIKE REALLY EXPERIENCE BRO. LIKE DO I HAVE A GUY FRIEND??? YEHA. ARE WE LIKE... AS SOFT AS THAT???
FUCK NO. IM HURTING. IM IN PAIN. THEY LITERALLY LIVE LIKE ACROSS THE FUCKING GLOBE FROM EACHOTHER DUDE. DUDE IM IN PHYSICAL FUCKING PAIN. PLUS THEY TALK TO EACHOTHER LITERALLY EVERY DAY???
LIKE THEY CARE ABOUT EACHOTHER AND THEY'VE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR NOT EVEN A YEAR AND IM LITERALLY HAVING A CRISIS DUDE.
plus like. there's just like something really... endearing about them having to get like parental permiSSION TO HANG OUT??? THERE'S JUST LIKE THIS SWEET SENSE OF YOUTH I LITERALLY-
BRO ITS A WHOLE THERAPY SESSION I HAVE WHEN ITS LIKE 10 PM EST AND BEE DUO R LIVE
LIKE BRO I CANNOT WATCH YALL AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT OR ELSE IM GOING TO BE LYING ON THE FLOOR CONTEMPLATING MY WHOLE EXISTENCE AND MOURNING MY YOUTH THAT I NEVER EVEN HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO GRASP AT.
sometimes ill be like. No i'm healthy! I'm fine. I can watch them. and then they like... SEND EACHOTHER DMS. AND THEY'RE LIKE GIGGLING. LIKE FUCKING ??? YOU KNOW. TEENAGERS.
AND IM LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO CLOSE OUT OF THIS STREAM OR IM GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER CRISIS.
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