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chaoticas-hell · 1 year

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You think Wymack ever let Andrew talk to the press? I doubt he would but imagine the chaos if he did

#you know I get it #imagine if he sent both Andrew and Neil together #neil Josten #it'd be chaos #Kevin would probably die #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #andreil #aftg kevin #kevin day #the kings men #tkm #david wymack #all for the gay

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4lph4kidz · 2 years

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davejake

man i can't take this pairing seriously like the way i see the scale goes from awful (funny!) to awful (oh no)

#don't get me wrong i love both these guys but if they kissed i think it would destablize the fabric of reality somehow #it'd be chaos #i cant decide if dave and jake could actually be friends or if dave would end up not liking him much for Reasons #deep down they are the same flavour of guy i think #ask meme

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von-eldritch · 2 years

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//thinking about how if u work for hellsa there is a 100% chance she’ll accept ‘can’t come in to work bc my cat is laying on my lap’ as a valid excuse so long as you send pictures

#this is why she only has like 2 personal staff members #imagine more people knowing this type of thing about her #it'd be chaos #OOC

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soapsbaby · 7 months

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Friends with Benefits

Kinktober IV

Summary: How a friends with benefits relationship would go with them. Characters: Simon “Ghost” Riley, Johnny “Soap” Mactavish, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, John Price, König, Alejandro Vargas, Rudy Vargas, Valeria Garza, all x gn!reader Rating: NSFW (mdni) Word Count: 1200ish

Ghost

In the beginning it was a lot more “benefits” than it was “friends”. He had a lot of issues to let you in any further than just sleeping with you.

You were an outlet for frustration and he was entirely honest about that and made sure you didn't feel used or led on.

It took a while but eventually you were able to spend the night, he started calling you when he needed company and eventually he even opened up to you a little and you finally got to understand why he acts the way he does.

He’s a very attentive lover and now that he has a closer bond with you, also an incredible friend. He is always there to listen, even if he often doesn’t know what advice to give you.

Often calls you over late at night or right after returning from missions, just needing a way to blow off steam. He tends to be a little rough with you, but only with your consent.

He isn’t interested in any relationship or attachments so he is quite happy with your arrangement.

Soap

You and Johnny had been friends for super long before you eventually got closer to him. It was just supposed to be a sleepover so you could binge some horror movies together, but at some point his hand had ended up on your thighs, then you had ended up in his lap and the moment you started kissing you both knew it was over.

Except for having sex not much has changed between the two of you, most of your hookups still happen during movie nights or other friendship hangouts that you would have had before starting to sleep together.

It’s becoming a problem when people start asking questions since neither of you pay any attention to the movies you’re supposed to be watching. “Oh, you watched (...) on the weekend, right?? How was it?” “Uh… Good… I think.”

You are so casual and comfortable with each other that there was never really a phase of awkwardness between you two, it just felt natural.

He honestly doesn't care if anyone finds out, is the type to pull you into a supply closet for a quickie.

Price

You are both very happy with the arrangement, even though except for missing full commitment you are basically in a relationship.

He will always make sure you know you are taken care of and that you know how much he appreciates you, take you out for dinner or cook for you, get you gifts.

Compared to the others, your relationship is a little more mature and less impulsive, you had been friends for a long while, tried to date but didn’t quite work out. Still, you both had to admit you enjoyed having sex with one another, so you just decided to go back to that part.

He’ll check in with you often to make sure you are still happy with the situation and it is understood that if either of you ever find a serious relationship you’ll have to stop.

He likes to make sure he has his time with you, whenever you have a "date" he wants to have the whole day off.

Gaz

It was supposed to be just a friends with benefits situation but failed almost immediately. You both tried so hard to keep it casual but it was a lost cause from the first time.

Gaz used to have hookups quite often when off duty, but now that he has you, he doesn’t really want or need that anymore. He doesn’t want to admit it to himself, let alone you, but he’s kind of obsessed with you.

At this point you are spending so much time at each other’s places that you might as well move in, but both of you are afraid to suggest taking the next step because that is not what we agreed on.

He is so sweet, always taking his time with you, making sure you are the priority and that you feel well taken care of.

So good at giving oral.

König

You’re one of the few people from his past that he is still in contact with and though you don’t get to see him often, it’s a good time whenever you do.

It’s good for him to have someone from his childhood that can give him a reality check and make sure he doesn’t forget where he came from when he needs it.

He isn’t the best at communicating, which your situation requires a lot of, so you run into problems at times. You don’t see each other often, most of the time there is a lot of distance dividing you, plus the time zones, so there is a lot to be navigated.

He likes and appreciates you a lot though, so you make it work somehow.

Most of the time he is super gentle with you and will do whatever it takes to make sure you finish first, however there have been situations where he just needed to use you to get some negative emotions out of his system after a failed mission.

Alejandro

He always said he wasn’t one for casual sex, that he was made for relationships, but he had to learn that that just isn’t fully true. Once you and him started sleeping together he had to realize how convenient it was to have someone to help him have his needs met without the responsibilities that come with actual relationships.

He’s a great lover, extremely attentive, very loving, and skillful at what he does. He’d never be selfish and only get himself off.

Rudy

You have been friends with benefits for as long as you can remember, so the communication between the two of you is great since you just know each other so well.

It started when you were joking around with him after a bad date how dating around wasn't worth it just to have mediocre sex with people you barey liked and he got competetive about it.

"Bet I could do better." (He in fact could and did do better)

You don’t sleep with each other that often, just once every few months when you both feel like it. Most of the time when you hang out, things stay strictly platonic, that is just the way things work out for you.

Valeria

She doesn’t have many friends that she can actually trust, so she was terrified to push your relationship any further than a friendship. She didn’t want to risk losing you, one of the few people who knew her before the army, before the cartel.

Still, one thing led to another and she’d never want to go back to before. She knows you might not fully support her work in the cartel, but that you still feel nothing but loyalty for her.

She doesn’t have time for an actual relationship and also wouldn’t want to put someone in danger of getting caught up in the crossfire of cartel dealings, so you being fairly low-commitment for her is ideal.

She can be a bit of a selfish lover, but you adore pleasuring her, so it all works out in the end.

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magician-under-the-m00nlight · 5 months

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aptx!kaito au in which Shinichi doesn't know aptx exists and feels insane that his leading theory is "a six year old is the mastermind behind Kaitou Kid"

#no I don't know how this would logically work I just thought it'd be funny #and yes this would fuck up countless meetings and character arcs but consider: the CHAOS #this au is a gift to me from me bc ch1120 is making me pop a vein and I needed a pick-me-up <3 #Shinichi humbling arc but it's because he keeps getting outsmarted by (what he thinks is) a literal 6 yo #(given that he never ran into the org and doesn't know shrinking is possible plus Kaito is much better at acting like a normal child)#and KID gets to bully Shinichi. as a treat #pls don't look at the drawing too closely ajdhhdhd tis just a dood in this cheap little notebook I got as a handout #somehow I find it easier to draw in places other than my sketchbook... less pressure to do it well and fill up all the blank space I guess #kuroba kaito #kaitou kid #kid the phantom thief #kudou shinichi #jimmy kudo #does anyone even call him that anymore it's so cursed. JIMMY #dcmk #detective conan #magic kaito #detco #idk what to call this au...#kinda want it to have something to do w the 'the truly impossible' sherlock quote hmmm #redefining the improbable AU #maybe?#shrunken!kaito #aptx!kaito

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mangosaurus · 3 months

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sketch request for @unnecessary-dinosaurs! she asked for brooklynn teaching darius how to skateboard 🛹 aftermath down below 👇

#YES THIS IS A REPOST ....... it didn't hit the tags the first time and then i got picky abt the color scheme 😩#tagging this as ship but feel free to tag however you want :) i like them either way #darilynn #dinostar #darlynn #darius bowman #brooklynn jwcc #jwcc brooklynn #jurassic world camp cretaceous #jwcc #camp cretaceous #mango art #mango's who-knows-how-many-day til chaos theory #<<< yes i know failed super hard on the “drawing everyday” goal #BUT i'm still gonna keep this tag because i think it'd be cool to track my progress (if any???)--#--from where i first started out this year to whenever chaos theory comes out

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sleepdeprivedvigilante · 8 months

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I am in desperate need of a Spiderman/Batman crossover fic (Based on Dark matter by mysterycyclone) but instead of Tim and Duke being his main friends or dick and Jaso finding him on the Secidn chapter, I need one where he goes to gotham academy with damian, maybe Jon and maps or who knows, I mean Damian is 14-15 in comics rn? (depending) and Peter could be 15-16, while Duke is 2 or 3 years older than them both, so maybe they're in gotham prep and stuff.

Like:

Damian, got told to interact with his peers, seeing Peter as the most competent inteligent-wise: Your academic achievements are not as dumb as the rest of our peers.

Peter slightly freaked out but curious: Thanks I guess?

Damian: *nods* I'm glad to FIDN someoene smart here.

After a while of being friends and relaxing more, this trio of idiots

Peter: Working on this is goign to make me go insane- *bangs head against notebook, Witha concussion, and sleep deprived*

Duke: Man need any help? Maybe if you got some rest by the manor-

Damian: You woudlnt have such a headache if you Didn't bang your head agaidnt the wall parker. But go on, it's a least slightly amusing.

Peter:*slightly joking* Hey man fuck you-

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wanderingbards · 2 months

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"Oh what if Isabeau was the one looping" "Oh what if Odile was looping" "Oh what if-"

What if literally everyone except for Siffrin was looping. Have you ever thought of that.

#in stars and time #isat fanfic #loop would be so pissed by by change it'd be so funny #so much chaos and just #“nobody tell Siffrin!”#siffrin who knows for damn sure something is happening: 0.0

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incomingalbatross · 8 months

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Okay, you know the Mistaken For Family trope, where the main characters technically just work together but a bit character sees them interact and assumes they're parent and child, or whatever

Concept: Reverse bit in Psych S5-S6 where someone involved in a case meets Shawn, starts to get a read on him, sees him calling Henry "Dad" and "Pops" and whining to/at him and being dramatic about his orders—and 100% assumes this is a bit Shawn does to annoy his completely unrelated sort-of-boss/overseer

#placeholder psych tag #i don't have anywhere in particular to take this i just think it'd be FUNNY #shawn lives and breathes the Bit at all times how IS someone supposed to sort out Actual Relationships from the chaos on a first try??

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chaos-has-theories · 1 year

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“Step one,” she said, singsong, “preserve the soul, with intellect and memory intact."

“Step two, analyse it—understand its structure, its shape."

"Step three, remove and absorb it: take it into yourself without consuming it in the process.”

“Step four, fix it in place so it can’t deteriorate. That’s the part I wasn’t sure of, but I found the method here, in this very room."

"Step five, incorporate it: find a way to make the soul part of yourself without being overwhelmed."

"Step six: consume the flesh. Not the whole thing, a drop of blood will do to ground you."

"Step seven is reconstruction—making spirit and flesh work together the way they used to, in the new body."

"And then for the last step you hook up the cables and get the power flowing."

Gideon the Ninth, chapter 34 // Nona the Ninth, John 1:20

#don't mind me I just thought it'd be neat to have these together #the locked tomb #chaos has theories #eh close enough #images have alt text #nona the ninth #tlt reference posts

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caluupin · 1 year

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Idle animation swap! This time Kaveh gets both of the keys :)

#caluuart #genshin impact #genshin #haikaveh #kavetham #haikavetham #bonus: kaveh still waits at the front door anyway out of habit #haitham is very confused when seeing kaveh wait at the front door anyway #its because kaveh doesnt want to go back to an empty house so he waits for his bf to come in tgt #yk what would also be funny? if both of them somehow forgot their keys at home one day #imagine the chaos that would unfold #it'd be so entertaining to watch #anyways this is getting late so im going to bed in a bit. cya

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bi-peanut · 6 months

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genuinely think we should scrap the name landoscar and start calling them pianor but its said like an Australian saying piano

#friday’s chaos #andrew's chaos #f1 #mclaren #lando norris #oscar piastri #op81 #ln4 #landoscar #pianor #PLEASE IT'D BE SO FUNNY #mctwinks

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1uminax · 8 months

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inspiration/original post

so this is my first real vidow art

I don't know if vio is questioning why he did that or is just staring at his sword. It's up to anyone viewing this ig hhfhdh

#yes shadows username would be coolestlink you can't convince me otherwise #Anyways oogh should I start a legend of Zelda blog... So it'd be just pure chaos #vio link #shadow link #(vio)let link #ship art #Shipping #Vidow #four swords manga #four swords

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dirtytransmasc · 4 months

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I need more selkie theon (and asha. I just think that would be a vibe. fuck the greyjoy sigil being a kraken for a moment and let them be seals) content.

like the opportunity to have theon's coat taken by ned when he's made his ward is right there and it is perfect and beautiful and tragic.

and you could build on that depending on the version of the selkie myth/story you're going off of (I personally love the song of the sea version of selkies for story writing). maybe he can't talk without it, maybe he gets sick, maybe his voice has magical properties of sorts.

I have this one concept in my head that I don't have the time to write, but it goes something along the lines of theon getting sick after years away from his coat and the stark kids have to find his coat and drag his slowly dying ass to the bay of seals (cause y'know bay of seals and theon's a selkie so he'll turn into a seal... I thought it was creative).

also, in a lot of versions of selkies, when they get sick, their hair turns white, which is on brand for theon. they're also pretty, their stories are typically soaked to the bone in tragedy, they're normally held captive/tortured, amongst other things, which are also very on brand for theon.

and maybe you get some selkie to selkie telepathy of sorts, so when theon finally enter the water a seal again, asha books it to come find him, cause its been years since she's been able to feel him (I'm soft for them, I will create the most improbable and ridiculous scenario's to bring them together and for them to have soft sibling moments).

all and all, theon being a selkie is something I need more content of, please and thank you.

#theon would be a harbor seal and asha would be a leopard seal. I don't make the rules.#I think theon being a selkie would just be cool #like. it would make him being a ward all the more interesting. there's the potential for him to be stripped of his *skin* and his *voice*#and to keep him from the sea would be even more cruel #then there's the different ways you could give him magical properties. he could be enchantingly beautiful. his voice could be magical. he-#could bring good luck to ships. he could have a song that held a specific power of sorts.#there's just so many possibilities and I have many thoughts #also just imagine the starklings. at the very least robb and jon (who barely wants to be there but went for moral support) stealing theon-#and going on a 'roadtrip' to the bay of seals. theon's looks about ready to keel over. robb's panicking. jon's sulking.#the whole of the north is currently hunting them down. cause y'know. the heir to winterfell suddenly dissapeared into the night with the-#ward and the bastard. it would be chaos.#and asha reuniting with her brother in their seal forms. it'd be cute. cause they're chubby little blops and they'd boop each other.#and theon having to decide if he wants to stay with his found family or escaping back to pyke with his sister now that he has the chance.#someone write this. take the idea. just tag me so I can read it #theon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #yara greyjoy #house greyjoy #throbb #vaguely. the potential is right there #got #game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #selkies

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shantechni · 10 months

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The one who causes a panic attack

The one who's having the panic attack

#no really mikey lives to terrorize everyone but especially donnie #man is literally freaking out and mikey will feed into the chaos by going all “dang it'd suck if this terrible thing happened😈”#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt donatello #tmnt mikey #tmnt donnie #2012 mikey #2012 donnie

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knickknacksandallthat · 5 months

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now all i can think about is matt asking jean if he and kevin have bumped baguettes yet and the chaos that follows

anon, the gift that keeps on giving...Matt's completely inappropriate use of french pastries:

*Jeremy, Jean, and Kevin return from hospital*

MATT: Hey, you guys are back! Great! We have a question for you.

AARON: *sliding hand over face* oh no.

DAN: *pointing finger at Matt* Matthew Donovan Boyd, don't you dare-

MATT: so, I mean, clear this up for us if you can, boys. What exactly are you doing with Kev?

JEREMY: *visibly confused* You mean...other than taking him home from the hospital?

MATT: And?

JEAN: And what?

MATT: Come on, Moreau, don't play dumb. Tell us - are you and Knox bumping baguettes together with him?

JEAN: *deadeyeing matt now* What.

AARON: Jesus fucking Christ, Boyd.

ALLISON: Shush, don't stop them - I'm recording.

MATT: Dude, I'm just saying - are you putting the tang in his tart? The cream in his eclair? The flake in his croissant? The meringue in his macaron? The pain in his au chocolat? The tutti in his frutti?

KEVIN: *brow furrowed as he turns to Jean* Are you suddenly opening a French bakery that I'm unaware of?

JEAN: *handing his coat to Jeremy and rolling up his sleeves* Boyd, in the name of Kevin's honor and justice for all of France, prepare to have your ass kicked.

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