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#it’s the limp wristedness of it all
churchyardgrim · 2 months
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my extremely heterosexual coworkers are passing around pics of the most generic looking magazine model girls and i’m just sitting here like guys if you saw the women i want to fuck me you’d start crying
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acts of unpardonable limp-wristedness that stewy hosseini has committed in the first 2 seasons of hbo succession:
- licking a doughnut while asking kendall roy whether kendall is still fucking his ex-wife
- asking kendall to "go to the bathroom like back in the good old days and have a little somethin-somethin" and accompanying this request with the universal hand gesture for handjobs for some reason
- crinkling a wrapper during an important board meeting to piss logan roy off and then saying "sorry i'm actually not even here"
- rerouting tom wambsgans' bachelor party from prague to like... an underground sex den all because kendall wasn't returning his calls
- The Elevator Scene Glance. you know the one i mean.
- telling kendall to get out of the company words that kendall later echoes to his own STRAIGHT love interest because telling someone they need to get out of the company their family owns for their own well-being is the pinnacle of romance
- answering a bitchy question like "how long do you think [tom and shiv]'ll last?" completely honestly
- sitting in a gay little way scrolling on his phone for no reason in kendall's room as if he's just allowed unlimited access
- saying "you have a friend card here if you want to play it" to the guy that's just fucked him over and won't even tell him why with so much desperation in his eyes that it makes you care about an asshole billionaire for the first time since The Social Network (2010)
- dressing to the nines at the mountain resort retreat where he knows he's gonna run into kendall
- pulling kendall's hand toward his instead of shaking it what the fuck
- when offered the low-hanging fruit of "sure or i'll order something else tasty" by kendall is apparently so put off by having to restrain the urge to say something like "maybe my dick?" that he fumbles and just starts listing other literal dishes kendall could order like a fucking waitress
- "it 😈 does 😈 not 😈 work 😈 for 😈 us 😈😈😈 sir"
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liketheinferno2 · 2 years
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Also not to stereotype but Emet's limp wristedness is genuinely fantastic to see on such a wizened and dignified old character, 100% unironically mean this I love his lisp and his little wave that he does and his whiny voice and all of it's good.
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ardwynna · 6 years
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*stereotypical gay reinforcing cunt* ???? how has yaoi ever reinforced stereotypes about gay men ?! all characters in yaoi are always avarage men who fall in love with other men, not even super fem guys are that much in yaoi, like the most femminine male in a yaoi is ayase from okane ga nai, and even then, he is more masculine than some shonen male characters i've seen. also if kids read yaoi how are we responsable for them? every argument about yaoi is always this ignorant and shitty ugh
He said ‘stereotype-enforcing’ actually, so I guess it’s out of the bag now. Fujoshi are planning to run for office en masse and introduce bills to enforce lisping, limp-wristedness and light loafers for gay men the world over. Police will ticket gays in the streets for sub-par mincing. Purple glitter clothing will be mandatory. Taxis will carry signs saying, “Must be this camp to ride.” Enforcing stereotypes: It’s the Great Yaoi Conspiracy.
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