#it’s the caffeine <3

[irate-iguana]

We need more weird historian rep in Doctor Who. The companions are too normal when faced with the prospect of time travel. I want a companion who makes a list of super specific historical destinations related to their dissertation. I want somebody whose first reaction to finding out that the Doctor is a time travelling alien is to create a Microsoft Word document and ask, “What caused the Late Bronze Age collapse?”

#i know ian’s a history teacher but i want a little freak working on their phd. caffeinated and sleep deprived and broke #i haven’t seen a ton of old who though so please let me know if someone does match this description #and my memory of most of moffat’s era is fuzzy at best #edit: BARBARA’s the history teacher i’m sorry i wrote and queued this at 3 AM #doctor who #whoniverse #original post

[thevoidstaredback]

It's always graveyards. Why is it always graveyards? They're creepy as hell and, well... that's it. On the bright side, the Protection Spirits watching the gates recognize him and realize the danger he's in. Well, maybe he wasn't in real danger because the Bats and Birds don't really do the whole purposefully harming civilians things, but they are scary as hell! Chasing him down like a bat straight outta hell- obviously he was gonna run! They cornered him! Maybe he'll invest in getting them lessons in how to interact with people in and out of costume?

Honestly, Nightwing, Danny expected better of you. At least Red Hood and Signal know how to treat innocents.

Here's the thing about Protection and Guardian Spirits, though. They don't like intruders. If you're running from something and you don't have time to ask permission to enter, you best say "thank you" and bring them shiny things on your next visit. If you do have time to ask permission, you ask permission. If they think you're a threat or rude, they won't let you enter whatever they're guarding.

"Thank you," Danny said as he slowed to a walk further into the graveyard, the sound of the gates slamming closed behind him confirmation that the Bat and his gaggle wouldn't be following him in.

Wasting no time, Danny pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. It was a handy little thing he'd picked up during his stay in the House of Mysteries. Draw and door, tell it where you wanna go, open it, and go through! Beetlejuice style. Though, unlike what the Handbook for the Recently Deceased says, these doors won't actually open a door to the afterlife. He fixed that tiny glitch a while ago.

Anyway, a quick few chalk lines on the side of a mausoleum later, and Danny was opening a door to Fawcett, Philadelphia. Probably not the best choice, considering that he was trying to stay away from the Justice League, but it's better than Metropolis.

"Whoa." Damn it! He should've stayed home. "What was that, mister?"

Danny made sure the door closed behind him, praying for strength. Why did he feel like several deities were laughing at him? "Hey, kid. Can you, um, maybe not say anything about that?"

The kid, short brown hair and a red jacket stood out the most to Danny for some reason, seemed very amused. "You're gonna have to buy my silence."

Again, Danny let out a quiet, long suffering sigh. "Coffee is so not worth it." Looking at the kid, he said, "Alright, fine. I was getting coffee anyway, I'll buy ya lunch. Know any good places?"

Grinning, the kid cheered, "Hell yeah! Follow me!"

Resigned, Danny followed after the kid, easily keeping pace. About a block later, he figured he should probably get the kid's name. "I'm Danny."

"Billy."

"No last name?"

"Fae rules, dude. What's your excuse?"

He had to give it to him. "Touché."

Another three blocks of walking, Billy finally stopped at a cafe. It was a quaint place with stained white brick and a dark grey roof. There were metal chairs and tables outside the building surrounded by a wrought iron fence. The table umbrellas and the awning over the black door were light blue, matching the curtains in the inside.

The inside walls were painted baby blue with a white ceiling and a pinewood floor. The tables and chairs were all stained black with light pink cushions and table cloths. The curtains, as observed before, were all baby blue, tied back with baby pink ribbons. The lights were barely yellow, giving the room a warm feel. The counters were white with black paneling on the outside and white granite as the tops.

"Welcome in," the young man at the register greeted with a smile, "What can I get you two started with today?"

Danny envied the man. He'd obviously not been doing this long enough to gain the veteran's shine to his eye. He turned to look at the menu after telling Billy to get whatever he wanted. A mistake he'll probably pay for. "I'd like a large Red Eye, equal parts coffee and espresso, with cinnamon, honey, chocolate syrup, mint, and vodka, please."

The 'newbie' light in the man's eyes dimmed a little bit. "Um, we don't carry vodka." Glad that's the only thing he's worried about. Priorities.

Danny clicked his tongue. "Oh, well, it was worth a shot. I'd like everything else, though, please. Mix it at your own discretion."

"Alright," he was very valiant to go back to grinning, "Anything else?"

Danny motioned for Billy and the kid stepped up. "Can I get a large mocha, three chocolate chip cookies, and two sandwiches?"

The blond entered the order. "Of course! That'll be $25.37." A quick card swipe from Danny. "Thank you very much, we'll have your order out to you soon!"

The two didn't say a word as they chose a table in the corner. Danny let Billy take the seat that was open to the rest of the cafe so he wouldn't feel cornered. He had a good view of the door, though, so he wasn't complaining.

"So, how'd you do that?" Billy asked after they'd gotten their orders.

"How'd I do what?" Danny sipped his drink.

"How'd you walk outta that wall? It's solid!"

"Magic."

"I guessed that much."

"Then why'd you ask?"

"Will you teach me?"

"No."

"You didn't even think about it!"

"Okay," He paused. "No."

"Not fair." he pouted.

Putting his drink on the table, Danny summed as much fake-it-till-you-make-it energy as he could. "Magic isn't a toy and takes years of practice to get a handle on, not to mention you have to actually have an aptitude for it before you can even try. Besides, I don't know you nearly well enough to trust you with anything else."

Billy finished the cookie he was eating. "I can do it! You just gotta teach me!"

Another sigh that Danny had stopped counting. "Look, you seem like a good kid, but I'm not gonna teach you magic."

"Why not!"

"However," he continued, ignoring the demand, "I'm not gonna leave ya fully defenselessness."

"What do you mean?" Billy backed away slightly, his eyes narrowing as he moved to be able to run quickly.

Another sip. "Based off of the dirt you're covered in, the grease in your hair, and the overall poor condition of your clothes, I'm gonna bet that you're a street kid. So," he pulled a small card from his pocket, very aware that Billy was watching his hand aptly, "I'm going to leave you with this."

Slowly, the brunet took it and turned it over. "What it is?"

The white card had the initials DP in the middle, circled by an Ouroboros. The initials were completely solid, but the snake of the Ouroboros was made up of tiny runes of protection and health and healing and good fortune.

"My calling card. If you're ever in danger, hold that to your chest and ask for help. I'll be there."

Still obviously suspicious, Billy took a moment to scrutinize the card. It was cute to watch the kid act like he knew what he was looking at or for. When he seemed satisfied, he shoved the card into the inner pocket sewn into his jacket. "Thanks."

"No problem, kid," Pulling out his phone, Danny saw the time and stood, "I've gotta go now. I assume I've sufficiently bought your silence on the whole magic thing?"

Billy grinned, "I guess, but you gotta come visit me, okay?"

He chuckled, "Sure thing. See ya."

Part 2 Part 4

(I don't drink coffee, so Idk how that shit works)

Tag list: @zaiothe4th

#dp dc crossover #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc comics #dcu #dc #billy batson #shazam #ghost king danny #magic #coffee #cafe #I don't drink coffee #I don't even go to cafes #Idk if that's how it works #it is now #in this economy? #Hopefully #protection sigil #I made that up on the spot with very little research #If anyone draws it please tag me #Do we like where this is going? #part 3 #Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant

[leopardmuffinxo]

🏕

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #karlach #shadowheart #astarion #lae’zel #wyll #gale of waterdeep #my bg3 edits #convinced that someone gave karlach's mocap person caffeine before recording lol #userarklay #usermorvaris #userrivensbane #userwolfkissed #userlumad #necroticpetals #miyku #baldurians

[critter-covenant]

the yapper and her very-good-listener of a girlfriend

#except im lying #shes staring at catfeine's face and noting the bags under her eyes and the tremble in her hands from caffeine overload #her ass is NOT listening smh #stimmy tail hand appearance #catfeine and dogpressed created by eggritos! #one more yuri post before i get sent back to the dungeons (school) #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime fanart #smiling critters #smiling critters fanart #frowning critters au #catfeine #dogpressed

[noturbutchboy]

Am I on Tumblr because I am horny or am I horny because I m on Tumblr

#i do not know anymore ? #i may be high on caffeine again :3 #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #wlw mood #butchposting #wlw community #wlw blog #queer community #queer #shitposting

[piaart]

Terzo Cheers for Sweet Omega

#my art #ghost #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost bc fanart #ghost the band #ghost fanart #papa emeritus #papa emeritus iii #terzo #omega ghoul #nameless ghoul #omega 3 #terzomega #look man i got no sleep no nicotine no caffeine im losing my mind #and instead of finishing a deadline #i did this

[definitelynotmxsinister]

my low effort contribution to the fandom

#this meme is so dead and im not sorry (i am) #diy symbol with the six stripes like the guitar because i couldn't find an actual one #also old guy is wearing a tellex hat #flag ft. dallons fingers #in my defense im running on 3 hours of sleep and sinful amounts of caffeine #idkhow #idkhow but they found me #my awful stuff

[argumentativeantitheticaldrmgirl]

Morning fuckers 😶‍🌫️

#oh hey it's me #selfie #validate my existence #k thanks #byeee <3 #dont want to work #being an adult is exhausting #gimme caffeine #😴😴😴 #i wanna go back #to sleep

[littlemut]

i drink this but then instead of meditating or whatever i go write original posts on tumblr

and get 3 notes

#now for peak comedy this post should be getting exactly 3 notes #with your help we can make it possible *extends hand like that ibuprofen anime girl meme* #matcha #daily little 6-7$ drink #going broke because of little treats #coffee #caffeine

[uziraphale]

All this wine is fine by me, but why not have a cup of tea, @bil-daddy?

"A spicy blend for this odd, fiery demon, with some currant for the wine he so enjoyed and apple* for the temptation he so happily performed."

*I don't want to be petty, but wasn't the temptation rather ox ribbed?

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"A blend to pair with Bildad the Shuhite blend - not Job's usual angel :) A mostly sweet and creamy tea, with some tartness from the grapefruit as this angel begins to really understand that he cannot continue following Heaven's every word."

#bildad the shuhite tea #High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins #bildaddy #bildaddy tea #not job's usual angel #good omens #good omens merch

[lurafita]

CEO!Magnus and personal chef/bodyguard!Alec

(There is every chance that I have posted this before, I just can't remember. I tried to search through my archive, but.... there is a lot of posts there, did you know? 🤣😂 Anyway, in case I'm making you read this twice, sorry. 😅)

Magnus being like this really big shot CEO who has meetings 24/7 and charity events and social appearances and all that other busy stuff going on. So he gets a personal chef to keep an eye on his nutrition. And Alec is ruthless when it comes to making sure Magnus eats healthy. Magnus: "You know I love your cooking, Darling, but how about a good old fashioned fast food break?" Alec: "All that grease is bad for you. Eat your carrots. You look pale. How much sleep did you get last night?" Magnus, innocently: "Enough?" Alec: "Unlikely. No more caffeine for you today."

Magnus trying to sneak all kinds of unheathy Snacks, and Alec foiling him at every turn. Magnus had an energy drink hidden away in his desk, but as he opens the drawer, there is a bottle of water with a note attatched with "stay hydrated".

Alec even convinced the close by Cafe to not serve Magnus anything with Caffeine, after Magnus' last doctors appointment showed high blood pressure.

Maybe Alec is some kind of ex-agent or ex-military, who got into cooking for an undercover op, but really enjoyed it and wanted to pursue it further when he quite the force.

When one of Alec’s old colluegues comes visiting him, Alec is crouching behind the entertainment system to find Magnus' latest snack hidey-hole. Alec: "He gets more creative every time. Some of the drug dealers we busted could have learned from him."

Bet you Magnus is the type of CEO who has a loyal Twitter following and he tweets about everything Alec cooks for him (and the things he doesn't let him eat.) The Internet already ships them.

Possible tweet: The_Magnificent_Bane: Thank you for the suggestion @randomfollower, but unfortunately Alexander didn’t go for the argument that carrot cake counts as a vegetable.

Why am I know picturing a fight in the kitchen where Alec uses kitchen utensils and food to knock out people who have come to kidnap Magnus

Imagine someone broke into Magnus' place, and the police are called and as they arrive Magnus is like: "Thank you for coming. My chef has already apprehended and restrained the perpetrators, and is waiting for you to take them off his hands in the living room." Police: "... Your cook apprehended them?" Magnus: "Yes. Sadly, the confrontation did not result in the death of that cursed celery he bought earlier."

Magnus: "Tomatoes can't be trusted, my darling. Are they a fruit? Are they a vegetable? No one knows." Alec: "They are fruits." Magnus: "That's what they want you to believe."

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters tv #malec headcanons #malec prompt #mundane au #ceo!magnus #chef!alec #ex-military!Alec #ex-3-letter-agency!Alec #or ex-4-letter agency!Alec #or ex-however-many-letters-agency!Alec #still bamf!Alec #Alec trying to keep Magnus healthy #Magnus trying to have his snacks anyway #and his caffeine #“Darling just because that blood pressure test says its a little elevated shouldn't mean I can't have coffee.” #“You can have coffee. the uncaffeinated kind” #“That's not coffee. That's an atrocity!” #“Doctor's orders.” #“What do they know anyways?” #“I'm telling Cat you said that.” #“No don't!!!!”

[floralcrematorium]

i need alfred f. jones to drink like five of the panera death lemonades. as an experiment.

#i've drank 3 in one setting bc i knew they were caffeinated but not nearly as much as they were #i didn't know they were THAT caffienated #like. oh boy #i have some sort of anxiety disorder and i think the three panera death lemonades were worse than any episode i've EVER had ffr #anyway i need to give alfred five and see what happens #and yes for once i am talking nationverse #hetalia #hws america

[saltyspittoon]

Donatello Hamato, Local Caffeine Fiend

you cant tell me this boy doesnt have at least a bit of a coffee problem

#tmnt #tmnt 2012 #donnie #donatello #my art #salty drew this #i literally drew this at 4am last night while on a caffeine high #i remembered his wrist wraps n elbow pads this time #this is what he was like while trying to cure karai in season 3 you cannot tell me otherwise

[fizzytoo]

breakfast for dinner

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #rua will drink a cup of coffee after they eat and adrien will scold him for having caffeine so late at night. then he'll forbid rua #from kissing him until he brushes his teeth #rua's just like me fr i love coffee after dinner <3 #and yes adrien is wearing rua's pajama pants. yes i do want to jump off a building #the hickeys.. what if i was normal #postcard: gen3 #queue #sim: adrien herrera #sim: rua kamealoha

[urjover]

nureyev gets a notification on his comms. it’s a snap from babygirl (crown emoji with a <3 next to it- it’s Juno). he opens it, hesitant. it’s a selfie with Rita in the foreground and Juno in the Ruby7’s driver’s seat next to her. they both have clickbait type shocked faces and Juno is pointing out of the window. The caption reads “girl help we are literally in the vOid”. nureyev stares, blinks, stares, then tilts his phone up and takes a picture of the sky. his captions reads “sorry queen”, and he sends it. shortly after, he sees that babygirl 👑 <3 is typing. he panics, then throws his comms into traffic, where it’s run over by an 18-wheeler.

#idk #i’m riding the high of 1. keurig caffeine 2. little sleep and 3. character.au monster bf #the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel #peter nureyev #rita [redacted] #shitpost #<- technically

[sergle]

thank you so much for posting abt your experience with getting reduction, because it’s made it a lot less scary of a concept to me. i have a lot of paid and discomfort caused by my chest but surgery of any kind is terrifying to me- seeing your joy and honesty about your reduction gives me a lot of hope for my own future. thank you for sharing :)

I'm glad it's relieving some of your anxiety about it!!! tbh I was shot back in time knowing what I know now, I'd go into surgery again feeling a lot more confident. If I knew that the healing would be so manageable, I coulda saved myself a lot of stress LMAO

#it's impossible not to feel scared abt surgery. you're getting into a knife fight on purpose #but I'm wishing you luck and it's good to hear that reading abt my experience is easing *some* of the worry!! #I was so worried about pain and about healing right and the shape and the look and sleeping and meowmehwmewowow #I was a 2-3 on the pain scale by the end of week 1 and footloose and fancy free by the time I hit a month #I can only hope it's the same for you!!! #THE PART THAT SUCKED THE WORST OF ALL. were the two weeks pre-op that I couldn't have ibuprofen or caffeine. #hey! guess what I take for a migraine. #guess what substances. #that was probably worse than my post-op pain. #sergle answers