#it’s really weird to see esp when it’s not coming from larries (i expect this of them)

[stickynotestoletters]

may i ask for some poly relationship w larry & sal x male reader hcs?

Ah! Of course! :) Sorry I've been taking so long school is getting to me cause of finals;-;

Warnings: Noncannon compliant (their parents aren't together, no one dies, etc), NSFW (implied teen NSFW otherwise they're out of highschool), no weird cult stuff but they still ghost hunt, more modernish (?) phones and stuff

Sal x Male Reader x Larry hcs

highschool

I think that Sal and Larry would have gotten together before you got there

Like, I say gotten together but the way they started it was literally best friends that were super hornknee and decided to have sex together

They started then developing romantic feelings for each other though

And although the sex dynamic wasn't perfect (refer to my Sal x reader NSFW fic) it was good and they loved each other

It became an on and off thing until they actually worked it out

they talked about it and decided that it was better that they stay friends until they can sort out their own sexual desires and endeavors

Sal didn't even know he could do both as a switch and verse so he wanted to just re-examine his sexual self

And Larry was okay with that

So they decided to date but just without sex for a while

Then you moved to Nockfell their sophomore year

and god were you cool

Sal was the first one to see you in the hallway

It wasn't love at first sight really

He thought you were cool and he wanted to talk to you

Then that same day he told Larry about you during lunch

"I want to talk to him I just don't know how to approach him"

"Oh, well who is it?"

Ngl Larry was kinda jealous about how flustered Sal was getting at the prospect of a new friend but then Sal pointed at you and Larry was like "Oh, okay, I get it."

So Larry just approaches you

It was kinda to tease Sal about how shy he was being

Also kinda because you looked rad as fuck

So Larry approaches you sitting at a table alone

You were actually quite chill

You were happy since no one was approaching you

You guys hit it off and ended up becoming really good friends!

So for the duration of your sophomore year and the summer of your junior year, you guys were really good pals and hung out a lot

Then Larry started developing feelings first

And he was super confused since he knew he still liked Sal, no doubt about it

So he was just super confused and conflicted because he didn’t want to break up with Sal

So during, about the first half, of all of your junior year he kept this to himself and tried to keep himself from feeling for you

Sal on the other hand already accepted his feelings, he realized it later than Larry

And he read yp on what being polygamous meant

So although there was a lot of confusion at first he figured it's no different from people in love triangles

He realizes it a couple weeks after Larry and decides to bring this up to Larry during winter break

The conversation pretty much just went like Sal explaining polyamory to Larry for an hour

They end up deciding to just wait a bit and try to flirt with you individually

you know,

because they don't remember that you don't know they're attracted to you at this point

:)

So basically you think that they're both trying to cheat on each other for the week they're flirting with you

At the end of that week, you tell them to meet you together

And they don't know any better than to meet you

And then you come to them, don't let them explain, and cry because you don't want two of your best friends to cheat on each other like this even though you like them

And then they realize why you're saying this

So although this was not the time they expected to confess to you they told you what they were trying to do

So you just sat there

With these two idiots

and told them "No guys, cause I was literally having a breakdown about losing my two best friends."

And they confess to you

and everything is emotional and raw and you accept

Your guys' dynamic doesn't change because you’re dating now

The only difference is you guys make out together and show lots more pda

although you always bring up what they did when they were trying to give you hints

"We just really wanted to flirt with you okay??? Is it such a crime to want your crush to fall for you???"

"When you guys don't explain you're looking to expand your relationship, yes. Yes, it is Larry."

"He's kind of right babe-"

"SAL-"

Y'all spend a lot of time communicating with each other on stuff like that now

Your senior year goes without any bumps between all of you and you then graduate

College Dynamic

so you and the gang (except Ash, she moves to the city of course) goes and makes a college house

once you all move in together there it's a new routine

You all agreed and talked about the move together and what it would entail

And then you all finally realized how different it was from a monogamous relationship it was

But you all had your learning curves within the relationship

You find out more about their dynamic as a couple

For example, Larry and Sal never liked to fall asleep without you anymore

They had trouble sleeping without you beforehand and the first time you all slept in the same bed together it was just... so... peaceful

They'll spoon and cuddle without you individually (Sal is always the big spoon with Larry)

but they just love falling asleep next to you

They also refuse to do homework without you there

Even if it's just the simplest this they're just gonna need to have you in the room to finish it

Sal likes to make songs about you guys

He records them and edits some but he never lets you two listen to them

"It's just embarrassing if you two were to listen to it. It's like confessing my love for you guys all over again except I can't hide behind the mask."

So until he decides to release his songs online or plays those at gigs he's never going to let you listen to them

Larry likes to paint you guys

His paintings of you before the "disaster confession" were okay, it just looked like he was making a painting of a friend, except for the occasional rose

But now he paints you and draws you two whenever he can

He finds it funny how flustered you and Sal get whenever he makes suggestive paintings or sketches of you two

One time he painted a whole sex portrait of you and Sal together (A 12 by 28 specifically) hung it upright in front of the door to your rooms and didn't tell anyone

So after you and Sal got home that day you were welcomed with Larry lounging on your bed with the giant picture of you fucking Sal next to him

It was definitely beautiful though, even if it's hard to call your nudes beautiful

"Larry Johnson, this painting, as always, masterful. Beautiful craftsmanship but please-" "-we mean this in the most loving way possible Larry-" "-STOP PAINTING OUR NUDES BABE"

He put it away to be hung up in your apartment for when you all move out

Non-College Life

Once you all finish college you guys move into an apartment outside of Nockfell

The minute after you and Sal leave to get food Larry puts up all his private paintings of you guys

It's funny to him

I imagine you guys moving to a really populated city

Somewhere where it's a good place for people wanting to have creative jobs but still close to Nockfell

Maybe not back to New Jersey but probably not as far as New York or LA

you guys do all the cute stuff you never got to in Nockfell together

It's not like the majority of Nockfell was homophobic, mostly just the people who went to the church

But a lot more of them didn't think that polyamory was possible

So now it's easier

It's not like you never experience any polyphobia anymore but it's easier because you're in a more open-minded place

Sal's favorite thing is to go to concerts now

And pride

He also likes coffee house dates too

Larry gets hit on a lot though whenever you guys go out anywhere though

He finds it funny how jealous you both get

Sometimes if he wants Sal to get really mad he'll play along

But most of the time he shuts it down before it begins

Sal gets hit on a lot at concerts the most though

He gets kind of awkward about it, he's not going to edge them on but he gets uncomfortable enough to just not know how to shut them down

Usually, you and Larry will just appear behind him and whisk him away

Larry likes to use it as teasing leverage for a good rough one that night but you usually make sure he's okay with it before Larry does anything

You get hit on the most casually

Here and there but there aren't really specific places

It just sort of happens

You mostly shut them down alone

But occasionally you'll have to go to Sal and Larry if they're persistent

And they'll be mean too

One of the first times you saw Sal and Larry ever legitimately get that mean was when you got hit on in a club and they both just pulled you behind them and absolutely ripped the person a new one

You guys really like to stay at home if you guys have dates though that way everyone feels included

But when you all do go around together it's always specifically for three people you never tell anyone it's a date for dinner reservations, you always make sure you go on rides everyone wants to go on at amusement parks, and hey if worse comes to worst smoking is a group activity (if you have asthma or any other breathing condition Larry makes you edibles if you really wanna do edibles with them)

Starting jobs there are tough and all but you make it off your feet

Sal ends up booking a lot of gigs and Larry's commission request skyrocket when he moves to the city and makes a blog about his art

You all get an apartment with affordable rent and one that allows Gizmo

I hc that Gizmo is an esp but I don't know if that's real

So regardless you'll still be able to have room for him

Sal proposes to both of you

You guys talked about marriage and decided that it would be easier legally to just not get married through a court

So you guys have a friends wedding and Gizmo is the ring bearer

You guys don't get a fancy venue or anything

You guys all just have a city wedding

NSFW

So, the first time you all decide to hook up it's mostly just very communicative rules beforehand

Sal is more comfortable with being fucked than fucking someone else at most times but "It's not like I never want to stick my dick in you two" as he puts it

He also likes background music on most of the time

It's kinda weird if there isn't just a little bit of music

It isn't really bothersome, you guys keep it below 20 at most times

Sal's also super submissive

He liked it rough, make him cry out for you two

A bit of a pillow prince

Especially enjoys being tied up by you two

gags and blindfolds are on the table

Although whenever he does feel up to fucking you and Larry he'll usually end up having you two ride him because he gets to be such a mess with you two unless he's jealous or upset

Usually, when he's upset he's gonna lift you two up and fuck you against the headboard or wherever you two are if he's impatient enough

One time you were chilling with Larry in your bedroom and he was painting over his easel

Sal burst through the door where it slammed back on itself and closed itself

He then tracks his eyes on you

immediately asks you "Can I please fuck you right now"

and as soon as your safe word and consent comes out of your mouth he's holding you down on the bed and fucking into you so hard you can barely breath

Larry doesn't mind it and just continues painting with you moaning and being so pathetic in the background of his music

He kinda finds it funny because before you all got together and he and Larry would angry fuck it never worked out

Sal was just being a brat most of the time because Larry still wouldn't let him fuck him submissively

Speaking of which, Larry's more comfortable with being dominant, he'll bottom but only if he can still be dominant otherwise forget it

Larry's just a rough fucker anyway

He really likes pushing and holding you two up against walls when he fucks you guys

He likes showing off the muscles he got helping his mom with handy work and stuff like that

The first time he did this was to Sal when you were studying in your guy's room

You said you didn't really wanna participate today so they fucked like they would without you

And so they're talking back and forth, teasing each other

and Larry corners him

And just

lifts him up

It looked like he was just lifting a bag of sugar up

Sal seemed weightless as Larry just rocks into him

It was one of the hottest things you'd seen at the time so you joined them

You do that a couple more times but then it just becomes normal and you decide you need to start finishing all those assignments

Larry does that to you one on one as well without Sal but it happens to Sal a lot more spontaneously

Larry though is kinkier than Sal in some respects

He'll try anything at least once "Lisa didn't raise no bitch-"

He's really into breeding and long fucking sessions though

Like, lowkey he has omegaverse fantasies

Not because of the weird stuff just because a lot of the time..... they have breeding written in

He'll never admit to reading any of it but you know he has at least once

Super into dirty talk

And he's really good at it

He also had a praise kink and a degradation kin

He likes degrading you and you telling him thank you and how good he's treating a filthy little brat like you

"What're my filthy little brats good for other than sucking my dick so well. Taking me so well like the dirty little whores you are?"

"Yes sir-" "-we're made for your big cock-" "-thank you for fucking us like this-"

He especially likes breeding you and having Sal suck you off while he does it, he finds your crying cute

And an added bonus is rewarding Sal after for it

You guys talk about long-term consent and all that and decide that it's a good idea, you all trust and love each other so there isn't a problem

lol this kinda went to shit at the end but I still like it enough! Thanks for the Sally Face request I really like this game and the dynamic between a poly reader hc :)

-Laika

#poly reader #poly Sallarry #sallarry #sallarry x reader #sallarry x male reader #sally face #sally face x Larry #sal x larry #larry x reader #sal x reader #sal x larry x reader #noncannon compliant #sally face smut #sallarry smut #sal x larry x male reader smut

[yaz-the-spaz]

Yaz hi hope your day is going well. I know you’re mostly a Ziam blog but I had a question about Larry. We all know that infamous day with Lou and el in the airport. So like a lot of people say it was a stunt. Do you think so ? Also like I didn’t think so cause Lou sounded legit scared for el. Like I know a lot of larries don’t like el. But I feel bad for her too ya know ? Cause she has to go through all that too. Like I think el and Lou might be friends @ this point. What do you think ?

so i have to admit nonnie i’d never actually seen the video mostly cause i don’t really concern myself with anything related to that whole farce of a relationship (even with ziam and harry i rarely pay attention to what goes on with the beards unless i’m forced to either b/c literally everyone i follow on here is talking about it and i can’t escape it or b/c an anon like you asked my opinion on it, neither of which was the case for this cause most of the ziams and larries i follow were either largely ignoring it/not commenting on it when it happened or were just like it’s bs don’t even bother giving it your time and that’s what i did lol) but anyways b/c you asked i finally went and watched the video and i have to say even trying to look at it with unbiased eyes it…still looks like such bs lmao.

like louis’ been (or had been) a public figure for going on 7 years at this point. yes he’s allowed to get pissed off at paps but regardless of that i’m sure he knows how to act in public in such a way as to avoid/to not cause a scandal. and yet he’s going after this particular pap HIMSELF while blatantly staring back every so often at the camera that’s filming this all (almost as if to check are you getting this? because there doesn’t at all look to me like there’s any concern in his eyes/on his face that this whole altercation is being filmed like you would expect a celeb in his situation might be worried about, knowing it’s gonna cause a scandal). also why go after this pap at all? louis’ at a public airport, he knows/should expect that he and e are gonna get papped, and yes this pap got kinda invasive but so do pretty much all of them at one point or another, this is nothing new, so why is this particular pap suddenly special? why, out of any of the other million times he’s been papped with e or a pap’s been particularly rude/invasive, does this particular pap get him so riled up that he feels he has to physically assault him and take his camera instead of just taking hold of e and leaving with her? (and side note: where tf was his bodyguard? the boys almost always have a bodyguard nearby, esp in airports or places they know they’re gonna be heavily papped or in a crowd so why was there none here? and also if they’re supposedly leaving the airport together why was louis not with her/nearby but all the way across the other end of the hallway when this pap came at her*?) 

then we have e who just…keeps on walking through all this like nothing’s fucking happening? i’ll give you that she might have been freaked out/scared and just wanting to get away from the guy but she doesn’t even look back to make sure her bf is okay or to see what louis’ doing or ask him to stop (b/c tbh as the 6-year gf of a public figure she should be aware of the scandal this is gonna make too, but even on top of that as a gf i would think if your bf is getting in a fight for you you’d instinctively wanna look back to make sure he’s okay at least or more likely to ask him to stop so he doesn’t get himself hurt too)? but more importantly - and this is my main question in all of this - why was this pap even hounding her in particular and not louis? because lbr louis’ the real celeb here, not her. louis’ the one whose pics are gonna bring in money, not a non-famous gf who’s face 99% of the gp wouldn’t even recognize. and yet this pap is on her? fucking why? that makes no sense, she’s not worth anything and her pics alone don’t bring him any kind of real money or notoriety. then ofc we have e just conveniently at a point past where the view of where the phone/camera is filming so you don’t actually know/can’t see what happened with her and these alleged attackers. but why would two random girls attack another random girl they see in the airport? because realistically that’s would e would most likely be to them because again, 99% of the public don’t know her face/who she is. so two girls see another girl walking through the airport and just…decide to attack her out of the blue? and conveniently what happened right before that could’ve explained or provided context for what led up to the attack is just not caught on camera by anyone else?

i’m sorry but the whole thing is just really weird and fucky and makes no sense to me and, more than that, the sequence of events just feels way too convenient and coincidental. maybe it’s legit but it certainly doesn’t feel that way to me. that said, if it was in fact planned it’s possible that either not all of it was planned (like maybe the first bit was and the rest just unfolded unexpectedly) or that it was orchestrated by some of tptb as an ambush type thing to cause a stunt but that louis (and maybe even e) wasn’t aware of/didn’t see coming, either of those could explain some of the concern on louis’ part but it could also be that he’s just that good an actor idk lol (i mean we know how good they all are at lying and pretending so)

as for them being friends it’s possible, i mean she has been around a long time so if nothing else i would think there’s at least to some degree a cordial working relationship, though whether that necessarily extends to an actual friendship who’s to say, but it’s possible and i’m not one for totally dismissing it as a theory

#asks #anons #louis #elounope #airport #theories #my thoughts #*i mean i guess you could argue that she might have been in the bathroom or stopped to do get water or something #but still when your s/o's in the bathroom or stops for something don't you usually wait nearby so they can see you when they come back out #and don't have to go looking through a crowded airport hallway for you #esp if you're a celeb and are aware that ppl might target you or your loved ones