#it’s pure chaos honestly and so so funny and sweet
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bad vibes (mv33)
max x doglover!reader , lando x reader (platonic)
summary: max meets your furry friend who is reluctant to accept him
note: max looks so good in that gif, also this is my first time writing for f1, pls be nice
Lando Norris was a godsend. You’d never tell him that, knowing full well that it would just go straight to his head, but he was a godsend. You’d been friends with him and a few of the other Quadrant members for a while, hanging out whenever you had free time from work. He had invited you to go to the Silverstone Grand Prix with him, eager to take you to an actual race. After organizing your schedule with work, you agreed to join him.
The Grand Prix was honestly the most fun you’d had in a while. You met Lando’s teammate Oscar, and watched the race from the McLaren garage, a headset over your ears. You were one of the first on your feet to celebrate Lando’s second place results.
The podium was pure chaos. You watched as the drivers sprayed each other with champagne. Lando’s eyes searched for yours in the crowd, grinning when he finds you standing near the front of the fence. He gives the bottle a shake, then points it at you, splashing you with the sweet bubbly liquid.
Lando then, despite your protests, dragged you to an after party to celebrate the race results. You stayed close to him at first, afraid of getting separated and being the odd one out in the tight-knit group that was attending the party. You were practically glued to his side as he introduced you to his friends, until he brought you over to meet the driver who took first place.
Max seemed happy to meet you, his eyes bright and voice loud as he tried to talk to you over the music blaring from the speakers. You congratulated him on his results, to which he thanked you and offered to get you a drink.
Lando smirked to himself, his eyes traveling between the two of you. “I’m gonna go say hi to Carlos, you don’t mind if I step away for a minute, do you?”
You both shake your heads no and watch Lando disappear into the crowd.
You spend the rest of the party sitting in a quieter corner with the Dutch driver, listening to him talk about his racing career, his karting days, anything he wants really.
Lando keeps an eye on you throughout the night, looking over in your direction to see Max using his hands to explain things to you, while you listen, occasionally nodding along, wide eager eyes looking at him.
Neither you nor Max seemed very keen on leaving one another at the end of the night. You exchanged phone numbers and blushing goodbyes as you left, joining Lando outside of the venue.
“So… fun night?”
“Shut up.”
For the next week or two, anytime someone would look at you, they’d see you starting at the phone in your hands.
It took everything in Lando to not step in and push his friends to ask each other out. He was starting to get tired of having to listen to you tell him about whatever Max had been up to, or hear Max go on and on about your latest conversation or instagram post.
Max had finally asked you out on a date after about a month of texting each other. Lando was thrilled, hoping that the two of you would stop whining to him about how much you liked each other.
It was easy to fall even harder for him after a few dates. Max was the perfect guy in your eyes. He was sweet, honest, funny, and he so obviously cared about those close to him. He took you to a bunch of different places in Monaco, secluded beaches, small cafes, anywhere the two of you could be alone and just get to know each other better.
Max was eager to get to know you better, wanting to spend as much time as his job allowed him to with you. He occasionally made comments claiming that you’d look much better sitting in the Red Bull garage than the McLaren garage, followed by asking you to join him at various races. He wanted nothing more than to be able to kiss you after winning a race.
You wanted to take the relationship slow, not quite ready to seen as “World Champion Max Verstappen’s girlfriend” to the throngs of fans he had that attended the races.
Dates with the Dutch driver had started to extend in length as well as quantity, often times ending with you spending the night with Max in his apartment.
With his apartment of course came his cats. From what you’d heard, Jimmy and Sassy were constantly terrorizing Max, sometimes escaping from a window, once even locking themselves in a separate room, but nonetheless Max adored them. They were quick to warm up to you as well, taking curious steps towards you when you first met, but quickly cuddling up with you on the couch, taking claim over their new friend.
Max had yet to visit your apartment, but not for lack of trying. He’d suggest going back to your place after dates, to which you’d make an excuse to go to his instead. Truth be told, you were hiding something from him. Well, someone.
It was clear to anyone that knew him that Max was a cat person, 110%, but you on the other hand? You loved dogs. How could you not? Dogs are literally man’s best friend.
You had adopted Luna a few years ago, she was a border collie, with long white and brown fur that fluffed up around her face. She was the sweetest dog you had ever met, and was easy to settle into your apartment. You learned how to keep up with her exercise, and to give her the love that she deserved.
A part of you is nervous about Max coming over and meeting Luna, what if he hates her? What if this ruins the relationship you two have created?
Max somehow manages to convince you that the two of you should go back to your apartment instead of his. He raises a questioning brow at you when you stop at your door and take a deep breath.
“What’s wrong?” He asks.
You turn away from the door to face him. “I’m just nervous… there’s something I haven’t told you…”
“What? Are you secretly married or something?” He laughs in an attempt to cover up his own nerves.
“No, no. It’s just, you know how you have Jimmy and Sassy? Well, I have Luna…”
“Luna?”
“Luna. She’s my dog. And I know you’re a cat person, but she’s really sweet, and I think if you just give her a chance-”
Your words are cut off when Max presses his lips to yours. You can feel his lips tilt upward a little, smiling into the kiss. You’re breathless when you finally pull away from one another.
“I’m sure I’ll love her.” Almost as much as I love you.
You smile and nod.
Just like every other time you come home, Luna sprints to the door to greet you. She hops up on her hind legs, her tail wagging behind her as she nuzzles her face into wherever she can reach on you.
She stops when she catches sight of the man standing behind you. You kneel down to pet her head.
“Luna, this is Max.”
Max takes a step forward, holding his hand out for her.
“Hey Luna.”
Her tail stops moving, as she steps between the two of you, her eyes locked onto Max. She growls lowly at him, slowly moving towards him.
Max pulls his hand back, and slowly steps away.
“Luna! Stop that! Be nice!” You scold her, petting the fur on her back.
She huffs, then trots away to the kitchen.
“I don’t think she likes me very much.” Max sighs.
“No, it’s okay, she just needs to get used to you. She hated Lando at first too.” You take his hand pulling him further into your apartment.
She glares at Max while the two of you cuddle up on your couch together, never quite leaving you alone with him.
While you get ready to go to bed she watches Max make himself comfortable in your room. She doesn’t growl at him, instead settling for an intense stare down.
You fall asleep with Max’s arms wrapped around you, your head buried in the crook of his neck, but wake up to a large ball of heat next to you.
Luna somehow managed to hop up on the bed after you’d fallen asleep, and squeeze herself between you and Max, her front paws pushing on his chest, as if she’s keeping him away from you.
You scratch softly behind her ears. Her tail starts to thump slowly against your leg.
“Luna, baby,” you whisper. “I love you so much. You’re the best dog ever, but why on earth do you hate Max so much?” She tilts her head to look up at you with her big brown eyes. “I get it, he’s a cat person, he’s probably giving you bad vibes, but I really like him. Like, a lot. So it would be great if you could give him a chance…”
Luna sighs, then moves her paws away from Max. She stands up to move to the foot of the bed, then lays back down.
“You think she understands you?” Max grumbles, his voice thick with sleep.
You can feel the heat spread across your face. “Obviously.”
Max slowly moves so that he’s holding you again, glancing down at the dog at your feet.
“I really like you too by the way. A lot.” You can practically hear the smirk on his face.
“Yeah, I would hope so. Otherwise I’d have to sick my dog on you. She can be pretty intimidating.” You smile, and let sleep take hold of you again.
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i was thinking, soap buying these little mood rings from spiritual shop that just opened by his home! and he brings them to the base, he’s so excited & he literally forces everyone to try them on—you do without hesitation and the only one who seems to have a hard time doing so would be ghost, of course.
eventually he caves in puts the ring. different colors associated with different moods, ie red would be anger, blue would he sadness, yellow would be happiness, green would be illnesses etc. until soap notices that ghost’s ring always seems to turn pink when he’s talking to you, or even just being near you, pink being the color of love.
and soap is so damn cheeky, he’ll purposely wait until it’s just him, ghost, and gaz around to start the teasing, saying stuff like: ‘y’know, i jus’ think it’s funny how your ring always turns pink when you’re a around y/n.’
and ghost is just glaring at him.
THAT IS SO SWEET
also I feel like this isnt my best work Im sorry lol
warnings: pure fluff
Soap was by far the happiest person around the base, and he also happened to be a really close friend of yours. He was a joy to be around, Gaz too, and inevitably you became the trio of chaos. Out of the battlefield, combining the three of you wouldn't build a single sargeant, it's like you shared the same brain cell or something like that — like Ghost once said.
One day, Soap brought some mood rings for everyone in the squad. He thought they could be useful on how you could deal with a person depending on their mood. How silly of him. But you didn't hesitate to put them on, thanking him for it.
He said they would change colors depending on the mood, but that's all the explanation, when Price asked him about what which color represented, he shrugged it off.
To you, he said yellow was happy and red was anger, and it stopped right there. You would hit him playfully, demanding for him to explain the rest, but that's what you had to deal with.
Ghost was reluctant to put it on. "There's no way that works, Johnny."
It took you probably a week for him to finally agree on putting the stupid ring — as he called it. The three of you stared, waiting desperately for it to change colors, seemed like eternity until he finally put it on. You waited, and waited, and waited.
No color.
"See? I told you it doesn't work."
He was going to take it off, but Soap insisted on him keeping it. Reluctantly, he let Johnny win this fight — after all, he said it didn't even work.
And Ghost's ring remained blank until Soap found the two of you talking in the mess hall, approaching you quietly. Ghost was listening to you ranting about Price actively teasing you about your new white hairs due to stress. "I can't do anything about it, it's genetic and it's also stress. Honestly I don't know how you handle this life."
But there was something about him, his body language when you were around, like he could relax when he was with you. You bet Johnny noticed the light pink on the ring Ghost was clumsily trying to hide from you.
Yet he couldn't go out there making assumptions, he had to see it again. You'd taken your ring off for training purposes, but Ghost still had his, and it turned pink again as he saw you executing your moves with perfect precision.
"Oi, Lt, anything to tell us?" Soap asked once he was alone with Ghost and Gaz, he glared at him, not understanding what he meant.
"Come on, the ring, we all saw it." Gaz said.
"Yes, yours turns pink around y/n."
"I don't know what that means."
"Pink is the color of love, ya?" Soap punches his chest playfully. "Ghost is in love with y/n!"
"Shut up, Johnny!"
"You really are, Lt, the ring doesn't lie." Gaz adds to the teasing, making Ghost brush his face. He takes a deep breath and leaves them two behind.
"Whatever."
And later that day, the group chat was filled with subliminal messages.
Not to mention that Soap wouldn't miss an opportunity to tease his Lieutenant.
Ghost: Sargeants, I need the reports by the end of the day
Soap: On it, pink-ie
Ghost: Shut up, Johnny
Gaz: Stop being such a pink-a-phobe
Y/n: What? Lol
Ghost: It's nothing, they're children
Soap: Did it turn pink again?
Ghost: Enough, Soap
"Can you please call Y/n to my office?"
"Why, you gon' kiss her?"
To which always led to Soap being slapped in the head, but it was priceless to see Ghost's reaction to being teased.
It would turn pink whenever you were around, he couldn't help it, he liked you way too much to be able to hide it from the ring, like he was able to do with every other emotion. Never blue, nor red. It would only change colors when you were there.
#ghost x reader#ghost simon riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#cod x reader#cod modern warfare#cod mwii#cod mw2#cod fanfic
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2023 is coming to an end and while this blog has yet to hit one year old, it’s gathered its fair share of mutuals. it’s only fair to give you all some thanks and appreciation before the year closes. if you’re not here i apologise sincerely, i’ll make sure you are on next year’s list.
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ mika — @mikacynth
hi mika !! i’ll start with you. i know we haven’t interacted much since you went to university (i hope you’re doing super well !! please take care of yourself) but i wanted to thank you for being one of my first mutuals on this hell site. you were super friendly and you always randomly drop cursed genshin memes in the server <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ mae — @maehemthemisfit
mae, i don’t know where life has taken you but i miss you a lot. it was so fun trying to figure out dango anon and you made me laugh countless times, i just hope you’re doing well <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ bell — @blue-b3rries
ew it’s bell (i’m JOKING) hi sweetheart !! you literally never fail to make me laugh in the network server and you always come out with really random things. it’s okay, maybe next christmas we’ll get you a dictionary /lh i love you !! /p <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ inky — @lemeowade
inky !! my favourite artist ever !! we don’t actually interact too much on tumblr now (i do like a lot of the stuff you rb tho) because we talk a lot on discord now. it’s nice to have someone that checks in occasionally and i absolutely love when you show your art !! it’s clear you’re making progress with it and finding your style and i love it so much. you’re gonna do fab things sweetheart <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ amai — @amaiaqt
one of my favourite writers ever and a fellow cyno simp !! i miss you a lot and it shows because i always get excited to see you in my inbox. i hope life is treating you well and that we get to see you more in the new year <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ general — @watatsumiis
hi general !! i’m sorry we didn’t interact as much anymore but you’re so sweet and fun to talk to !! i love your writing and i have the best time reading your tags on people’s art because i’m like “damn. that’s so me” and also you always reblog the best art?? it’s wild you keep my dash alive <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ aly — @soleillunne
who are you? anyways hi wife !! i send you appreciation letters whenever things get tough so i’ll dull it down here a little. thank you for being probably my closest mutual, talking to me daily and always sending tiktoks to each other. if you dare think about leaving me, i’ll find you. in every lifetime <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ ari — @n3r0-1417
another person that i’m super sorry we don’t interact as much anymore ): you literally never failed to make me laugh and you 100% have permission to kill me at any time, just don’t tell aly. i hope we can interact more in the new year and i hope it treats you well too, you deserve it <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ yui — @ilyuu
yui !! wow i’m really failing on interacting with some of you but whenever you’re on my dash it’s pure chaos?? even with no context i can’t lie it’s funny. i picture it like when the scooby doo gang are running and you see all the different shots and stuff. anyways, 2024 better treat you good !! <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ kiri — @kirimoochi
the last time we interacted you wasn’t doing so hot on some fronts and i really hope things have improved for you, sweetheart. you deserve the world and whilst i love your alhaitham & kazuha works, i know a lot of them came from your heart and i hope you’re healing. i pray the new year is kind to you and that things are going better <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ bori — @bboricha
hi bori !! we’ve only interacted a few times because i find it sooo funny when you randomly appear on my dash talking about leon kennedy (because honestly, same) but i hope there’s chances we interact more in 2024 !! fun fact, i followed you for your 5swirl stuff and 1k special (i actually remember what content made me follow you hahahelpme) but i stayed because… relatable. here’s to more interactions !! <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ yume — @yaminohimeyume
oh boy.. hi yume !! you know i could sit here for hours appreciating you right? whenever i log into genshin i check to see if you’re online so i can say hi !! i love helping you with bosses, domains or even exploration but even when we just talk and i don’t join you, it’s nice to have a conversation with someone. you’ve provided me with plenty of distractions this year but in 2024 our goal is to build your characters HAHA i love you !! /p <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ aya — @miuzki
my neuvillette !! i miss you so much, i hope you’ve been doing well and not overworking at all. i know you haven’t really been in touch with genshin towards the end of this year but you’re always welcome in my messages, yknow? i love your writing so much (i still re-read that comfort piece you wrote for me all the time…) please take care of yourself and i hope you have an amazing new year <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ yukari — @ryuryuryuyurboat
is that.. is that my favourite child?! hi ryuu !! i don’t exactly remember how we met. you kinda just appeared in my life one day but it felt like i’d known you forever. you’re an absolute joy to know and you constantly bring a smile to my face !! i’ll c6r5 morrigan first though. have a fantastic new year (and you will not be getting rid of me) <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ lili — @lillonvia
oh my gosh !! my chihuahua !! every time we talk i have the best time ever i can’t even lie like that one time we randomly started reciting the lyrics to california girls and how you started playing on eu server for me. it’s a little crazy with the timezone difference but you’re the amber to my collei and you deal with me torturing you with my genshin va knowledge (did you know cyno is izumi from horimiya?) i love youuuu /p <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ dumbi — @dumbificat
well well well, if it isn't the cutest mf to ever exist >///< it's my co.. parent-in-law? i don't remember because i just remembering rizzing you (oops.) but hey dumbi !! i'll be fr i was always a little nervous/scared to interact with you but i really wanted to and then you joined the network and i minorly lost my mind.. thank you so much for all the smiles and laughter you've brought in these past few months and also for your writing that i am very happily married to. oh and all the fun i get to have helping you explore on eu <3 thank you for letting me join you sometimes. i really hope we get to interact more in 2024 and here's to hoping the new year treats you well!! i love youuuu /p <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ heia — @heiayen
heia. my child. my sweet, funky bean. i love you /p but also. fuck you for how much you make me absolutely lose my shit when it's late for us and i have to be quiet so instead i'm wheezing in bed until i'm crying. chaos hours are the best and you are genuinely such a sweetheart to be friends with. i hope we get to interact more in 2024 (you have no choice) and that it treats you well !! but also, 0.5 stars to the ayaka uber but 10 stars to the network's ooc reporter. mwah! i love you (again) /p (you still need to read to me in some blankets ehehe) <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ coco — @hwaitham
hi hi coco !! we haven't interacted that much (and i'm typing very formal for this post it feels out of character for me) but i've loved your works for sooooo long !! and you and haitham are so cute i just wanna. AAAA you deserve the world and i genuinely hope everything you ever want comes true in 2024 because you just deserve it. if it doesn't, i'll start barking up some trees ehehe. i love you!! /p i hope we get to interact more in 2024 <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ raine — @to-kazuha
oh, it's you /j hi sweetheart <3 2023 has been very all over the place for us but here we are, ending (and starting) another year together !! even if you don't think so, your writing is amazing and i can't wait to see you grow and get more comfortable with it (practise makes perfect!) and also how can i forget that you're my personal miko main.. life would have been a very sad experience if you hadn't came to me on anon in my old blog <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ clara — @umgatochamadopercyval
clara !! you're a very recent mutual so i can't say i have a lot to write (we'll be changing this in 2024 !!) but you are an absolute gem to know. your asks never fail to make me smile and now even your messages !! you're a sweetheart and you deserve a lot of good things. i hope 2024 brings more sagau isekai to my dms and a lot of joy to you. never stop being you !! <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ yza — @yzashaven
hi yza !! we've not been able to interact for a while ): but i'd like to appreciate you for all the times you've came to my inbox with angst, i love you so much for it /p and i still have an angst draft with your name on it because of an idea you came into my inbox with !! your writing is so good and i really hope we get to interact more next year. happy holidays sweetheart !! <3
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ honorary mentions — @jingyuansbird, @honeykaes, @nervocat & @bunicate
happy holidays & happy new year to the four of you !! i would love to appreciate you all but i can only go as far as praising the absolute hell out of all of your works !! you're all fantastic writers that i love to pieces and i hope that the new year treats you all well !! here's to more interactions so i can write you all paragraphs next year (cries) <3
signed with love, serafina.
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Jikook in RUN BTS Mini Field Day Special Part 2
Focusing again on just jikooks moments, not anything else in this episode. Watch it all though if you havent!haven't! 40 minutes of beautiful chaos. You can read Part 1 Here.
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Everyone teasing and roasting poor Jimin and trying to make him laugh during the ball challenge and they were successful! 🤣 Poor Jimin lmao
The giggles 🥰
For slippery soccer, they divided into 4 v 3. Jimin suggested giving up JK from his team so he could have the 4 person team with the rapline as his teammates. Lol for a funny underdog team. 🤣
Jimin blocking JK with his butt 😂
JK taking the penalty kick for red team, which was blocked but then bounced off Jimins head into the goal anyway. Lmfao! And then Jimin saying "I got a goal anyway!" And running over to slide into JKs arms for a victory hug of their shared goal, Jimins being a goal on his own team 🤣 they are so funny but this hug is so freaking cute, my god!
Jimin taking extra precautions after Jins injury lmfao and JK finding it funny 🤣
The longer the game went on, the more it just broke down into pure chaos. Lmao soccer to just straight up soapy wrestling 🤣 2 members blocking and wrestling Jin in the corner who had the ball, and then there is JK.... wrestling Jimin down on the other side of the court too. 🤣 because why not. And Tae being helpful by throwing more soap at them 🤣🤣 the straddling was not required JK lmao!
Which then followed the continuous butt slaps! We were up and moving on... but JK wanted one last dramatic ass slapping or 2 😏😂 because after this, Jimin tried and failed to get him back, so JK of course went down for another slap too 😂
Or maybe even 3. Because we need punishment ass slaps too 😭😅😂🤣
Jikooks good game handshake ending in the sweetest hug and back rub 🥰
They are just absolute goofballs 🤣 Save Jin! Lmao the Mcountdown reenactment. The joy they take in their silliness is what brings me such joy everytime too
In all honestly though, their excitement for Jin winning first with the Astronaut was so real and they were all so happy for him. It was so sweet and cute. Their support and love for each other is always so incredibly touching!
A super fun episode. I'm going to miss run bts so much until it comes back one day.
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spandy thoughts n headcanons???? you are one of like five people who love it pls share !
AHHH TYSM FOR ASKING I HAV SO MANY THOUGHTS❤️❤️ ;w;
(context favorite characterization of these guys is seasons 1-3 & the musical)
+ Sandy is the only straight man character that isn’t typically mean to spongebob, which is significant. She’s always real with him and doesn’t enable him, but she loves being with him, just so obviously thinks he’s the bees knees~
+ I LOVE HOW MUTUAL THE ADORATION IS, with this sort of dynamic it’d usually be that sb has a one sided crush and has to wear her down, but that’s explicitly not the case. They were conceptualized with a crush on one another, it’s in the pitch bible!!
+ Sponge is a neat freak and Sandy lives in organized chaos. This drives the other crazy a little bit
+ Sandy has always been “too much” for people, just like sponge. There’s a deleted sandy solo in the musical where she talks about how even back home she didn’t fit in, people didn’t know what to make of her. They’re both intense passionate weirdos with an energy that exhausts most people. Sandy’s never really felt like she quite belongs anywhere, and spongebob is pretty much always treated like he doesn’t belong. But they do belong together. They’re pretty much the only people who can almost match the others energy so they seek each other out constantly lol. They feel at home with each other.
+ spongebob fell first but sandy fell harder
+ they see sides of each other that nobody else sees, sandy sees his bravery and sb sees her gentleness. Sb would be like “ya sandys the kindest sweetest warmest person I’ve ever met :)” & everybody else would be like what the fuck are you talking about we were on a flight together and she was dissecting a frog on her tray table
+ sandy is his perfect audience. EXIBIT A: ripped pants. She was laughing at that joke YEARS after it was funny dude watch that episode again everybody else is like oh my GOD shut UP but she’s still earnestly giggling like an idiot. She only stops when he pretends to be hurt, NAWT FUNNY I LOVE YOU 😡💔💔
Like remember when he was doing the worst standup routine of all time....only a real one would have your back during that shit.. AND SHE DID
+ the musical is what completely sold me on the two of them, romantic ass harmonies... AND FOR WHAT!!! But seriously the way they have eachothers backs when nobody else believes in them, they always stand up for each other and earnestly believe in each other. It’s just like, pure love to me, it’s SO sweet...not to mention their chemistry is bonkers insane why were they like that. I think I was completely endeared because like.....that’s SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS and her ass is looking at him like he’s some sort of angel. It’s hilarious and honestly? I get it.
+ so random but canonically he’s a cancer and she’s a scorpio, but I also think he’s gotta lot of libra presence in his chart and she’s got a lot of sagittarius. Ultra mega compatibility x one billion
Okay I’m definitely gonna add more to this later lmao BUT YEAH I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH
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Rules: post 10 of your favourite comfort movies then tag 10 people.
Thank you for the tag @its-all-ineffable 💖
The Holiday. Hot people Christmassy romcom, what's not to like? What Jack Black does with his character!! Beautiful!! And do I need to say more than Kate Winslet? Also single dad Jude Law in glasses!! Cameron Diaz rocking out to The Killers!! And driving a Mini down a country road and nearly getting wiped out by a lorry. So accurate it's *chefs kisses* Favourite scenes include: Arthur's moment to shine, Miles and Iris in Blockbuster and the tent scene with the kids with an honourable mention for Mr Napkinhead 😂 It's my go-to movie whenever I'm sad because it's just so stupidly funny and adorable.
How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Jim Carrey. That's all I have to say. Honestly, I've seen this film a million times. I can quote it by heart and do so regularly much to my mums annoyance. The schedule scene is very me anytime I'm invited anywhere 😂 some favourite quotes "Am I just eating because I'm bored" "Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!" "We're gonna die! I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die!" "The insolence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall!" "Nice kid... bad judge of character" (absolutely me with my niblings) It's just the perfect remedy whenever I'm ill.
The Muppets Christmas Carol. I love all the adaptations but this one is my favourite. Me and my mum snuggle up every Christmas Eve and sing along. It reminds me of the magic of childhood Christmases and soothes something deep in my soul.
The Old Guard. This is the only adrenaliney one cos I have anxiety and I need chill shit if I watch a film but Joe & Nicky are my perfect Immortal Husbands and the tiny details of their relationship are all-encompassing and easily distract from all the murder and kidnap 😂
Mary Poppins. Do I need to say more than Julie Andrews? Dick Van Dyke. The outfits. The songs. Suffragettes. Tea parties on the ceiling. Dancing penguins. The merry-go-round horses. When I was a kid my mum used to foster so our house was always full of kids who needed someone to love them, make them feel safe and bring them some joy. That's probably why Poppins is one of my comfort characters, my mum was her.
Alice In Wonderland. Any of the adaptations. They're all brilliant. I do love the 1951 animation though mainly bc I adore the dormouse scene but becoming BFFs with a load of weird and wonderful creatures in a dreamstate is just *chefs kisses* Any scene with The Mad Hatter in any of the adaptations is my favourite but I am a sucker for the clean cup move down scene.
Sherlock Gnomes. I also love any Sherlock adaption but this one's just hysterical. Watson is just done™️. Sherlock and Juliet's squirrel disguise when sneaking through the park kills me every time. Moriarty as a pastry mascot and the fact he has dumb gargoyles as his assistants. Perfection really. Honestly, this film is just so fucking stupid you can't possibly feel sad when you watch it.
Monsters, Inc. bc it might've been like twenty years but I still want a Sully hug!! Also the pure beautiful hilarious chaos that is this film cracks me up. "Mike Wazowski", "Always watching" and "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me" are just killer lines. I absolutely adore The Abominable Snowman too he's just too sweet.
The Addams Family. Any of the films. All of the films. Gomez and Morticia are ultimate couple goals. They adore each other. Support their kids unconditionally. So kind and generous it often gets them in trouble. They're just perfect.
Red, White And Royal Blue. Last but not least, only because it's the newest. This film was amazing!! I adored the book and although the film is different I love that it's basically a 'what if' fanfic of itself. It was genuinely lovely to be able to watch a queer story and be able to relax with it!! Don't get me wrong I love how profound queer films can be but they either have me gripped in anxiety waiting for the shoe to drop or have me reaching for a comedian to brush away the deep-seated sadness. I felt so safe and yeah they have their ups and downs like every couple but I think I'd have felt the same safety with those characters even if I hadn't read the book first. 5* 10/10 highly recommend. Will be watching this on repeat for the foreseeable future.
Absolutely no pressure tags @mickalaem @flowercrowngods @auroraplume @estrellami-1 @i-less-than-three-you @mentallyundone @hbyrde36 @penny00dreadful @adhdsummer @writingfanficsfan 💖
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Doing the math
Buddie | 1887 words | rated T (for mentions of sex) | 6x13 coda
Also on AO3 here
Eddie arrives at Buck’s place later than he thought he would (there was construction on Wilshire) and is disappointed to find he missed all the fun. And by fun, he means chaos.
The kitchen is all tidied up and the apartment is strangely quiet. Honestly, Eddie was kind of expecting a baking day crime scene, but there’s not a splash of flour or dirty mixing bowl to be seen. The only evidence of Christopher and Buck’s efforts are the cooling racks of chocolate chip cookies covering the island—the entire island. Did they mean to make so many? There are enough cookies for the whole school, by the looks of it.
Eddie pops the six-pack he picked up into the fridge, lamenting that he missed his favorite parts of the endeavor: the frantic searches for a misplaced spatula or ingredient every two minutes, Chris’ infectious giggles, Buck’s constant chatter as he measures and stirs. Eddie has never known anyone who likes to talk while he cooks as much as Buck does. Somehow, he always manages to juggle a conversation with whatever he’s doing with his hands. Eddie finds it kind of mesmerizing.
Buck’s already out on the balcony, starting the steaks. Eddie spotted him the moment he opened the door, because his eyes just do that now, apparently. He has his back to the kitchen, his broad shoulders moving beneath the tight, gray sweater he’s wearing (so tight!) as he gets the grill ready. It’s only been a few days since Eddie and Christopher were last here, but Buck insisted. Eddie was not to be trusted with such beautiful steaks, he was told. It was also implied that his job might be at stake (very funny, Buck, another steak pun) if word got back to Bobby that Eddie had overcooked them.
Eddie didn’t argue, especially when Buck offered to make cookies with Christopher while Eddie was at his dentist appointment. Two birds with one stone, and all that. It definitely had nothing to do with the way that Eddie seems to miss Buck more than he used to whenever they’re apart these days. Or the new ache in his chest, both painful and sweet, since Buck was struck by lightning.
Definitely not.
Beer in hand, Eddie finds Christopher tucked into the armchair in the living room, ipad in his lap and oblivious to his dad’s arrival. He doesn’t bother sitting down himself. How the hell Buck’s mom discovered the most uncomfortable couch in Los Angeles is beyond Eddie. She must have found it online and chose it purely for its appearance, without any thought for the person who’d be sitting on it every day. Of course she wouldn’t know that Buck can binge five straight hours of documentaries about tornadoes or mining disasters or God knows what else. She wouldn’t know that he likes to nap here on his days off, usually with the TV on in the background so it’s not too quiet. Really, Eddie could have picked out a better couch for Buck with his goddamn eyes closed. Too late now.
“Hey, buddy,” he says to Christopher to get his attention. “Um, did you guys mean to make so many cookies?”
“Buck decided to make a triple batch,” Chris replies without looking up, “but then he switched to a different recipe that didn’t use metric and he didn’t notice that it makes twice as many cookies as my recipe. He said you guys can take the extras to work.”
“I’m sure they’ll be devoured there. Everyone loves chocolate chip cookies, right?”
“Yup.”
“Are you getting hungry?”
“A little.”
“Okay, how many cookies did you eat?” Eddie asks suspiciously.
At last, Christopher grins up at him and sings out, “Not as many as Buck did!”
“That’s actually not reassuring at all,” Eddie laughs. “I’m gonna go check on dinner.”
Buck greets Eddie with a distracted “Hey” as he scrolls through a text message, smiling. Eddie can’t help making a tiny scoff of irritation.
“How many?” he demands. “Roughly.”
Buck looks up with a confused frown. “What, cookies?”
“No, women.” Eddie points at the phone. “I assume you’re still tracking them all down.”
“Well, not all of them. That would take weeks. Hundreds, probably, to answer your question.”
“Seriously?”
“I’m not bragging,” Buck says earnestly, then lowers his voice. “Buck 1.0 was pretty fucked up and it was the only coping mechanism I had for about five or six years of my life.”
“Jesus. Hey, I’m not judging,” Eddie assures him quickly. “That’s just… a lot of women.”
Buck smirks. “A lot of satisfied women, according to the feedback I’m getting.”
“All right, now you’re bragging.”
“Maybe a little.”
Eddie’s mind unhelpfully conjures an image of a happy, sated, sweaty (and very naked) Buck with some faceless woman, then multiplies it by hundreds. Ugh, no. He desperately wants to ask if it was only women, but it probably isn’t cool to put Buck on the spot like that, even jokingly. And Eddie might just die right here on this balcony if the answer is no, because there’s no way he could disguise his reaction.
Okay, time to stop thinking about this.
Eddie takes a long sip of his beer and turns to look out over the railing. Nothing but blue skies now, like all the storms and atmospheric rivers over the winter never happened. Just as Buck’s laying the steaks on the grill like a bolt didn’t reach down from the sky and try to snatch him away from Eddie and everyone else who loves him. But the signs of both are still there, in the form of fallen trees and sinkholes roped off by caution tape and Buck’s inexplicable new math skills (which is so fucking sexy that nobody could blame Eddie for finding new ways for Buck to use them, right?).
Once the steaks are arranged on the grill to his satisfaction, Buck joins Eddie at the railing and nudges him with an elbow.
“So, how many for you?”
Eddie shakes his head and keeps his eyes on the view. “Let’s just say I don’t need to use all my fingers to count them, and leave it at that.”
Actually, he would only need one hand to count them, even if he included the awkward backseat handjob that definitely wasn’t… mutually enjoyable. Now there’s someone Eddie never wants to look in the eye again. Melanie, his senior year of high school. He shudders just thinking about it.
“Really?” Buck asks, squinting at him.
“Strict Catholic upbringing, remember? And then I knocked up my girlfriend and married her at the ripe old age of twenty-three.”
“Right.” Buck twists around to check on Christopher before asking, “So, have you thought about trying again?”
Nearly choking on his mouthful of beer, Eddie croaks, “Which part? The sex or the marrying?”
“Dating.”
“Oh. I hadn’t really thought about it lately. Maybe.”
It’s the only answer Eddie can give that won’t back him into a corner. If he says yes, word will get out around the 118 and before he knows it, he’ll find himself set up with someone’s chiropractor or neighbor or (God forbid) their kid’s teacher. Or he’ll have to listen to a hundred cautionary tales about dating app calamities. Or Buck will ask what Eddie’s type is and he can’t imagine anything more mortifying right now.
On the other hand, if Eddie says no, Buck might expect an explanation. And that’s a no-go, too, unless he wants to lie through his damn teeth.
Thankfully, Buck decides it’s time to check the steaks. Or maybe he noticed Eddie’s sudden death grip on his beer bottle and took the hint that he doesn’t want to talk about it. Anyway, Eddie is doubly saved by Christopher calling from the living room that the oven timer is beeping.
“Baked potatoes,” Buck explains distractedly as he looks around the grill for something. The tongs, presumably. Eddie reaches around him to lift the empty paper wrappers left from the steaks. “Ah, ha! Thanks. Could you grab the potatoes?”
“Gladly,” Eddie says a little too eagerly.
“Just pile them on a plate,” Buck calls over his shoulder as Eddie’s going through the door.
When that’s done, Eddie sets the table and shoos Christopher into the bathroom to wash his hands. A moment later, Buck arrives and sets the platter of steak in the middle of the table with a proud flourish.
“Just look at those! I’m gonna make a quick salad while the meat rests.” Buck pauses to give Eddie a concerned look. “You all right? You seem like you have something on your mind.”
Eddie shrugs and straightens the fork next to Christopher’s plate. “Just a long day.”
“Oh, okay,” Buck says. He takes a half step towards the kitchen, then stops again. “If you and Chris want to go home right after dinner, I’ll understand. I know that two nights in one week is a lot.”
“No, it isn’t. It isn’t,” Eddie insists when Buck looks doubtful. “If we weren’t at your house, I’m sure you’d be at ours. And besides, I don’t think you guys could make this many cookies in my small kitchen, so it all worked out perfectly as far as I’m concerned.”
Buck ducks his chin sheepishly. “For someone who’s suddenly great at math, I kinda messed up with my calculations, huh?”
“No one’s complaining, trust me. How many cookies per kid would it work out to be, anyway?” Eddie asks, looking to distract Buck from any more questions about what’s going on in his head.
“If Chris took all 152 of them?”
“Uh, huh—assuming you already subtracted the ones you and Chris ate from that number. Twenty-seven kids plus two teachers.”
“That’s 5.241 cookies per person,” Buck answers with a snap of his fingers. “Still pretty impressive, huh?”
“Sure. I mean, it’s not woodworking, but…”
“Hey! It was the first thing that popped into my head! I didn’t expect Willliams to figure it out so fast.”
Chris emerges from the bathroom and Buck proceeds to the kitchen, setting his hand on the middle of Eddie’s back as he passes. The touch feels hot through the fabric of Eddie’s t-shirt… electric. Does Buck notice it, too? He meets Eddie’s gaze with a soft smile.
Figuring he’s filled his quota of more-than-friendly thoughts about Buck for one day, Eddie turns his attention to Christopher, who oohs and ahs over the steaks. Buck tells them about his first cooking lessons with Bobby while he makes the salad, and then there’s a last-minute search through the fridge for butter for the potatoes.
Finally, they sit down, all at one end of Buck’s long dining table just as the light is starting to fade from the sky. It’s a delicious meal on an ordinary Tuesday night, but it’s more than that, too.
It’s passing things across the table without needing to be asked.
It’s the amused glances exchanged at the random thoughts of a twelve-year-old.
It’s three people who mean the world to each other, who can’t imagine anywhere else they’d rather be.
It could be wishful thinking, but Eddie gets the feeling that it all adds up to something more. Maybe he just needs to wait for Buck to do the math and figure it out for himself.
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"Stretch" (2014) review
Aka ✨ why this movie is one of the most underrated ones I've ever seen and why it is some of Patrick Wilson's best work ✨
"If you like stories about chance and coincidence, here's one you've never heard" gives me the chills every time 😮💨
Patrick Wilson is one of the most underappreciated actors of his time, like, not only do his other projects demonstrate that he has drama, romance, instruments, and singing down ✨, but here he is finally given a chance to flaunt his impeccable comedic timing, vocalizations, and expressions
Idk maybe I just love movies with narration (ex., "Heathers," "Jerry Maguire," "Amelie," "Eloise at Christmastime," "Megamind," "American Made," "The Outsiders," etc.)
But jokes aside, I will defend Patrick Wilson's narration throughout the movie no matter whAT ANYONE SAYS YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGIES; IT IS AT TURNS FUNNY AND RELATABLE AND PROFOUND AND WE GET TO KNOW THE MAIN CHARACTER BETTER 😤😤
It does start a bit slow, especially if you aren't as invested in Patrick Wilson as I am 🙃🫠 but if you stick with it and pay attention to the subtle comedic elements in the meantime 👌🏻
This movie is not afraid to be a bit irreverent, which is a modern and mainstream rarity
Stretch and Charlie are so cute together; I wish more of their interactions had been kept in the final cut because when I think of the quality content that we missed 😩💖
"Who gains weight in their neck?" "Sexy people." "Three months of Rosetta Stone- I HATE THE FUCKING FRENCH." "We was gettin' all romantic, watching Titan-tic..." and so, so many more
Honestly, Karl is an integral part of this film as well- he may seem overtly cartoonish to some, but again, we get to know the main character better through him, as his presence gives us a visual of Stretch's inner struggle; he contributes to the dark humor vibe, and Ed Helms was clearly having the time of his life (as was the entire cast)
Speaking of which, stellar casting all around, especially those who were cast against type; love when directors give that stuff a chance. Everyone was made for their role
Dark humor, satire of Hollywood, homage to 80s films
The Navstar scene. If you know you know
Same goes for the post-Candace club exit scene with the valet, the wannabe rapper, and the sex club exit scene (there's a man wearing only balloons. need I say more). I mean, the whole movie is basically the best part and I'm trying not to make this review me just naming every scene and going "yes. this is good" but these are some of the most standout parts
The soundtrack may be atrocious overall, but the exception is the song at the end (although I was disappointed when I read that it was originally supposed to be "Telephone Line" by ELO but they didn't have enough in the budget because that would have gone so hard) 😩💕
Speaking of the ending, why is it so incredibly pure and sweet to me that it would almost make me cry if I weren't medicated? 🥺 Something about the setting of the diner, exuding vintage charm and glowing in the sun the quiet morning after the previous night of chaos, and the serendipity of how Stretch and Charlie finally reveal how much they've obviously liked each other for a while, and after all of the danger and depravity, everything ends soft and gentle and alright 😊💖
This film is somehow so sleazy and wholesome at the same time- against the backdrop of drugs, sex clubs, threats of violence, and constant swearing, it's ultimately a story about overcoming cynicism and self-destruction, getting your "mojo" back, taking control of your life, and allowing for the possibility that things happen for a reason ✨ Honestly? 10/10
#patrick wilson#stretch 2014#joe carnahan#chris pine#ed helms#jessica alba#brooklyn decker#action film#action movies#cult classic#cult film#cult movies#underrated movies#underrated#underappreciated
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Can you reccomend your fave smutty rad bouquet fics? Either your own or other peoples. Looking for new reading material.
OKAY forgive me please for taking literally weeks to actually get to this. the entirety of my March was spent slowly and then very quickly moving to a new house, and it has been CHAOS over here.
MORE IMPORTANTLY! Happy Lizard Kissin' Tuesday, let me recommend some SMUT.
(tho honestly you'd do just as well checking my bookmarks on ao3 because... for some bizarre reason the smutty stuff is the ONLY thing i ever think to bookmark? I don't get it.)
HERE we go. These aren't really in an order but i'm starting with my three all-time faves and then moving to some sturdy solid mainstays:
Sir Arum and the Green Knight [ao3] (27k words) - I mean it's a green knight au AND a monster-human swap au AND it's full of fucking feelings and ALSO it's joyously smutty and ALSO- look!!! i keep this fic open in a tab on my phone at all times. I truly love the way this one is written. it was the first fic i EVER bookmarked. i would call it plot with porn rather than the alternative but the sexy chapter is VERY sexy.
Here's Eglantine, Here's Ivy [ao3] (5k) - PWP Of All Time for me. ALL TIME. Pure and beautiful kink, Arum playing dom and slowly and perfectly ruining his humans with magic vines. i am ruined also by this fic. good lord.
The Honey of Our Lit Up Veins [ao3] (5k) - also magic sex vines! don't perceive my vibes from this. I love Damien in this one honestly, he's so very sweet and his inner emotional path throughout the fic is so deeply enjoyable and relatable.
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A Shift in Leverage [ao3] (9k) - Rilla in armor. Rilla in armor getting fucked by an extremely enthusiastic Arum. Rilla in armor getting to fuck an extremely enthusiastic Arum. It's all incredibly enormously sexy and lovely and warm and i fucking adore it.
in my world (constantly, constantly) [ao3] (6k) - Very soft and sweet and gentle, i love to see damien get taken care of in ALL capacities 🥺🥰
easy like [ao3] (4k) - I associate this one with like... slow lazy summer warmth. honey gold. it's a soft happy place for me. and also it's fucking sexy.
Snapdragon [ao3] (8k) - includes the tag "T4T4L (trans 4 trans 4 lizard)" so like. yesssssss. Rilla breaking the other two is extremely my jam. Hell yeah.
should've worshipped her sooner [ao3] (4.5k) - I mean you start with a hozier inspired title and then the fic is about damien getting pegged, so. All good all around. fucking LOVE it.
selfish prayers [ao3] (4k) - ... another magic tentacle one. there was a THING going on for a while, it's honestly not my fault. This one is shockingly funny? Arum in particular is so fucking charming, but it's also VERY sexy.
I smelled no salt, I touched no sand [ao3] (3k) - okay this one is probably the most nonstandard pull on here because it's sir damien/saint damien and maybe that's not what you'd expect but . it's written by the same person who wrote the green knight au and it's honestly VERY compelling! i love it very much ngl.
Also this isn't a fic BUT honorable mention to:
lilf rights! [ao3] (art!) - Genuinely and truly the best and most joyous smutty bouquet art in the world. One of the pieces overtly inspired a chapter of hb3! go. enjoy. ENJOY.
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and okay sure my own smut is here
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describe ur moots and pair them w an enhypen member!! <3
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@yenqa reminds me of honestly a lot of things but the most would probs be strawberries idk?? like ur sweet like that pookie bear. also ofc yen is jay!! like she gives me jay vibes idk
@weoris is pure chaos. she's so unhinged and funny I love it. so she would remind me of an accordion 😁 no like fr there so cute like is it js me who finds accordions cute.. but anyways xin is jungwon idc idc. there so alike. cute patooties fr
@wvnkoi my lil bday grandma. shes sauw random idk. funny and cute like that one baby beard pic of her. she would remind me of school supplies cuz you dont like them but you need them JKJK im kidding seolie weolie dont block me pls !! you remind me of waffles like esp chocolate ones idk u give me those vibes. and ofc u are so heeseung coded !!
@jennaissantes you are so cute and dumb lol. please don't get mad !! but you def remind me of a diary. idk why but you feel like a safe space like is it js me or... but anyways u r nikis other half you cutie !!
@haknom you remind me of chocolate chip cookies like you give that vibe. idk like the first thing that comes to mind is it or maybe its cuz im listening to cookie by newjeans while writing this. anyways ur chaotic, wild, iconic js like sunghoon !!
@urszn my dookie pookie. my 789z luv ya frfr!! anyways you remind me of pinterest like theres no way im the only one. u always serve with ur headers and everything like have you guys seen k-films??? exactly that all was essie. anyways you remind me of sunoo + jungwon yk. its js a mix of them
@hanniluvi the moment!! an icon!! you remind me of late night drives cuz idk you give that chaotic free vibe. like anyone is so comfy with you and like ur so approchable like theres a reason why u were one of my first moots !! anyways you remind def of jake like im not lying u and jake r one frfr
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ツ Thad x Chaotic! Inventor! Worker Drone Reader
My 14 request! Hope you like!
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Thad knew several types of worker drones around the colony, some annoying, some cool, some weird..a certain very hardcore drone girl, Uzi to be exact, and you... who was pure chaos in a worker drone version and Uzi's best friend. When he found out about the things you had done, in addition to your many diabolical inventions against the disassembly drones, he was both impressed and afraid of you- after all, it wasn't just any worker drone that had the guts to take on murder drones... Like:
> You managed to make J think she was about to explode by making a ticking noise while you were hidden from her. (Only worked because she was low on oil- But still-)
> You've made a complex system of mirrors to direct sunlight to specific points in a certain location in the city, thus making that spot inaccessible to the murder drones. (Thad is really curious where you got so many mirrors-)
> Somehow you managed to get your hands on some thermite and so you ended up making some bombs. (Like- How?-)
> You managed to give N a can of oil so he doesn't hunt you down. (You threw the can right in his face- disappearing from sight completely)
> You managed to make V think that some buildings were haunted by human ghosts- (Thad really didn't want to know how you got it- he didn't want to get trauma from you sorry-)
> You used a magnetic arrow to join V and J wings once. (You liked to see the two of them trying to separate their wings- I mean- It's kinda funny I guess?)
> You managed to spoof a call from JCJenson, putting J on hold for at least two hours before she realized and angrily make a scene. (He wanted to see this honestly- lol)
After learning all of your brave and crazy deeds, Thad could now understand why you and Uzi were best friends...you guys were like a chaotic insane super hero duo?- nice.
Another normal day like any other had begun in the colony, with Thad still in his bed, sound asleep while seeming to have a beautiful dream. But suddenly he feels something heavy on top of him... so he slowly starts his systems, blinking his eyes to find only you on top of him... giving him an excited smile.
" Aah- ah?- (Y/n)?- What are you doing? It's still too early..and we still have school today at 6..." Thad spoke in a tired tone looking at the clock that said 2 am .
" Awn! Let's go Thad! I have something new I want you to see! " You exclaimed in an excited tone, still wearing your test lab coat, giving the sleepy drone a few shakes which he made small despondent moans of sleepiness.
" Alright, alright...just get off of me, so I can get ready.. " Thad said giving a small yawn, so you gave him a big smile, rolling off him only to stop on the other side of the bed. The male drone got up, heading to a dressing table there, taking his cap that was hanging and adjusting it on his head.
" What do you want to show me so badly anyway to wake me up so early (Y/n)? Besides having class I need to do my morning workout in 3 hours...and you could have woken my parents up..." Thad he said finally finishing fixing his clothes, then giving you a look in the mirror, which you just gave an innocent smile with bright eyes to your boyfriend.
" I didn't wake you up just to tell you what I built to you goofball... unless you don't want to see it... " You said simply, then faking a sad face that sent Thad into a panic.
" No, no! I really want to see! I'm just sleepy- " Thad said quickly with a panicked look not wanting his partner to get upset with him. You looked at him with a blank expression, then chuckled putting a hand over your mouth.
" It's okay darling..I'm just kidding with you- Aren't you just a sweet guy? Sweetie little guy? Hahaha" You said in a soft teasing tone, soon giving another giggle seeing Thad's cheeks blush.
" Come on (Y/n)... don't do that kind of stuff to me honey.. " Thad said shyly approaching the bed, then stopping in front of you looking into your eyes. You smiled at Thad with an amused smile.
" Are you ready now? I don't have time to waste " You say getting up and walking past Thad with a spin, thus looking at him once more. The male drone gave you a small shy smile, but soon agreed.
" Okay! Let's go now then! " You exclaimed excitedly, soon grabbing one of Thad's hands and starting to drag him out of his room, thus finally starting to walk through the corridors of the colony to your house and personal laboratory.
" I hope nothing got blown up while I was gone... " You spoke in a low tone to yourself, which Thad ended up hearing.
" Blown up?...(Y/n) don't tell me you were messing with bombs again.. I already told you how dangerous that is! Do you remember the last time you made that light bomb? You hurt your cheek really bad- " Thad questioned you with a concerned tone, which you gave a small grim smile at first, but then shook your head.
" No...they're not bombs...well, technically they are actually- " You said absently with a idiot smile.
" (Y/n)! " Thad exclaimed with a worried and sour expression. It made you chuckle softly at him, which calmed the poor drone a bit who looked at you with concern and love.
Thad loved your chaotic self, but sometimes he wondered what you would be like if you weren't so chaotic. But in the end he always thought...You were perfect just the way you were, and he would always love you for who you are.
#md#murder drones#murder drones thad#md thad#md thad x reader#murder drones thad x reader#murder drones x reader
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Duos/trios I adore on the current grid that I think are very adorable/would serve if they happened :
- Lewis and Lance. They are genuinely so sweet when they interact it kills me
- Lance and Val. Every day I yearn that Nico Rosberg took this duo that should have been from me.
- Zhou and Yuki. My kings (one a short king, one a fashion king) deserve more recognition.
- Alex and Estie Bestie. Just tall dudes. Would love to see more of them.
- Estie Bestie and Lewis. Just something about knowing how much time Este probably spent with Lewis also during his year off makes me melt every time I see them interact.
- Logan and Oscar. Not really underrated but literally one of the best pairings that people are sleeping on.
- The akward trio aka Este, Lance and Oscar. Honestly need more of them. Just extroverted Este with his two introvert friends that he forces to hang out which in turn makes them become friends.
- Nordic duo (Kevin and Val) Listen I just love them and I deserve them as teammates to see the pure vibes this would be. The absolute chill vibes of Kevin infodumping about something while Val is sipping his wine.
- Logan and Lance. There's like 0 interactions but I want to see the chaos of Logan "American Eagle" Sargeant and Lance "Hockey player" Stroll. Would serve immaculate vibes.
- Lando and Lance. Listen I am not a Lando fan but my god would I love to see these two interact more. Just the absolute sass, bitchiness and also nonc-caring would kill me.
- Valewis is the ship, those are the current grid parents.
- Max and Lance. Again don't like Max but these two are so intriguing to me because of their shared past and how similar they actually are in so many cases, how they both young records because they were pushed into F1 too early, I could go on and on about the parallelism but I will spare you. Some part of me has always wanted them on a podium just to see what they would be like now with each other.
- Zhou and Lewis. I wish we had more moments of these two fashion icons but alas they slay in my head together.
- Nando and Oscar. The dad and the son of his hubby. The people who single-handedly made the off-season funny. The mother fuckers who put the final nail in the Alpine coffin. The absolute crime and chaos energy.
- Nando and Yuki. Need more of Dad!Nando and Yuki. Give me short kings.
- Alex and Oscar. The equivalent of your friend leaves you with their older sibling. The energy these two had in the interview snippets I saw? 10/10.
#f1#is there favouritism? sure#do I care? no#did i purposefully leave drivers out because I don't like them? yes#i also think some drivers just don't really vibe with most of the grid besides casual talk
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I'm about to abuse your ask box because I LOVE hearing storytelling commentary. Also your takes are *chef kiss*
“What the fuck is the matter with you?” demanded the Half. “What did he say that’s got you so worked up?”
“Ignorant rat!” the King snapped, throwing an urn to the ground that shattered, spilling a sickly-sweet vapor into the air. “We have to get Arthur out of there!”
“What?” Once again, it took so little to redirect all his Half’s anger into worry. How humiliating. “Why? What’s going on?”
(Bless u @kananeski🙏)
NGL I just love making the King and his fragments swear XD
This is one of those fics where I decided on a premise right away and then kinda winged it for the most part. I hadn't gone into it intending to utilize Carter at all, but then I finished reading The Dreamquest and I wanted a reason to create some extra tension in the mansion / some incentive for the King to have to cooperate sooner than later. After thinking about what assumptions Larson might make about Arthur based on actually looking into his bag, I thought it would be funny to invoke Carter's name mostly as a joke, only to realize that naturally draws in the threat of Nyarlathotep (one of only few creatures the King would be honestly wary of). Not only did it serve several purely mechanical purposes in the story, it was just really funny so I ran with it.
It also provides some extra meta humor for any readers familiar with Carter and his relationship to Nyarlathotep, combined with the fan theories about Kayne being Nyarl. For the sake of this fic, the King has no idea that Arthur has met and interacted with Kayne already; if Larson did offer him up to The Crawling Chaos, the worst that would happen is Kayne laughing in his face. So instead we get to laugh at the King here, that he (and John) are so worked up over a threat that's not actually real.
It's also good bonding for KIY and John. I'm still really fascinated with the ways they overlap - I was very into the idea that during the Prison Pits, both King and John were longing for Arthur, in very different ways that would still taste similar to both of them. And in this fic they get to overlap some more, as their shared fear of the Dark World draws the King into caring whether Arthur dies. At the end of the day they're still the same creature and it's fun putting them in situations to prove it, like King losing his temper in Johnlike fashion. Having to worry about this very killable Brit, hahaha.
Thank you for the ask!!
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Hey, can you rank the best/your most favorite Kurtcheltana moments please??
Ohh I love this, Kurtcheltana goodness
I'm sure I won't mention them all here so maybe I can add to it tomorrow or like let me know your faves too. Not really a ranking as much as good moments that come to mind:
Girls (and Boys) On Film: just the whole episode is golden. Santana establishes a dynamic in the loft and it's the most fun from Kurt growing to agree with her to the "and you're offended?" and the whole pure chaos of it. Their first real episode might be their best tbh. Choosing just one scene, not gonna go with the fake coke snorting but with everything that begins with "no, Lady Hummel, sit" and then Santana's monologue and Hummelberry's outrage. Peak TV honestly.
Mamma Mia: three silly roommates being carefree and silly uwu love to see it
PUC: obviously, all of PUC. Could have done without creepy Santa but they're so domestic and hilarious. And this is supposed to be before Santana moves in lol.
Lights Out: alright I know it's lazy to just say episodes but I think the Hummelberry intervention, as condescending as it is, has the best of intentions and it's clear they both care about Santana. The theatre kid energy vs the tired non-theatre friend. I have a gifset planned based on this asjkhkd don't tell anyone
Vibing to Piano Man. Mostly Pezberry but Kurt is there supporting his fiance 😌
I generally find season 5 sadly lacking but I'm counting Kurt trying to repair the Pezberry relationship and Just the Way You Are.
This relates to Mamma Mia but the girlfriend/boyfriend pillows 😩 please that was so weird and so sweet. Kurt girlified Santana's pillow!
I love the idea of them pulling pranks on each other to cheer the sad one up pls that's so childish and funny
the hug in 5x19 😭😭😭😭 I'll never get over it that's basically our last moment and I'll treasure it forever
the sweet diner scene in 5x02 with the pinky promise, I hate that the show forgot about the Kurtcheltana aspect of it later on but I was THERE and I remember it all too well, it was real to me, diner besties roomie besties
can't help it exasperated Kurt during Gloria is funny
Kurt calling in the reinforcements i.e. Santana in Opening Night I mean COME ON that is most certainly a scene I'll never get over
The Kurtcheltana dynamic is great because of a) it's unlikeliness on paper and b) the chaos that is inevitable and where it's always a different person being the most reasonable. Mostly but not exclusively Kurt. I should talk about them more and am open to conversation but yeah I might just add to this later. Sorry this is just rambling and not in-depth stuff at all I just have random feelings about them.
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Sunflower Halloween Short!
Very fluffy and cute. The brothers think of each other and happiness ensues. This is just an apology since I feel bad for not getting out more parts by now honestly-
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Nightmare internally sighed as he watched his boys put the final touches on their costumes. This was going to be pure chaos. He had managed to not give into the boys when they asked to go out trick-or-treating, but caved when they said they wanted to have a party at the castle. They had invited Error and Fresh, and had started decorating already, Nightmare knew the chaos that was to come would most likely leave the hideout in shambles. Nightmare just looked at his boys and smiled as they all laughed and played around with each other happily. No fighting, nothing was wrong today. They could just enjoy today without the threat of the Star Sanses attacking them. This had them all in high spirits , even Nightmare though the positive emotions weakened him. They even got Nightmare to wear a costume today.
“Come on! Let’s do a movie marathon!” Cross shouted excitedly as he grabbed Nightmares tentacle. “Shut up! We’re all literally right next to you, there no need to scream!” Killer, ironically, yells at Cross, bonking him on the head. “Ow! You’re yelling too Killer! Don’t hit me!” Cross yells back, holding his head. “You’re just being over dramatic, I didn’t hit you that hard.” Killer, once again, yells. “Both of you, stop it. We’re going to have a good time tonight so don’t fight, please.” Nightmare scolds, giving each of them a stern look. “Sorry Night..” “Sorry…” Killer and Cross both apologized, just as Horror walked into the room. “I’ve got snacks…are we going to watch a movie first..?” Horror asks, balancing 3 bowls of different snack items in his hands. “Let’s all watch a few movies together. Once the others arrive we can do something else. All the boys gathered in the living room to watch a few movies, all eating snacks and laughing occasionally at the parts they found funny. As the other two skeletons joined them, they all had a lot of fun playing games and eating food that Horror made. Nightmare was content with everything, the happiness in the castle may have left him weaker than before but it was worth it to see his boys smile so much. He couldn’t help but wonder what his brother was doing though…
Dream had started the day off as any other day. Going around spreading positivity and hanging out with his friends. It wasn’t until Blue had suggested they come over to his AU to attend a Halloween party that Dream had even thought of the holiday. Saying yes, of course, he didn’t really know what to do. He was surrounded by monsters that he only really knew a little bit about. Sure, Blue was there and so was his brother who he was quite close with as well, but he felt awkward since he didn’t know most of the others the way that Blue did. Stepping outside, he sighed heavily as he heard all the laughter and the fun stuff that was happening inside the house. He was glad that he felt so many positive emotions, but something about today felt nostalgic to him for some reason…
Oh! He remembers! There was that one time that he and his brother had went to the village together and saw many people celebrating something. It was a long time ago and he forgot it, so that’s why it felt so familiar to him. He watched as little kids ran around the streets going from house to house and getting candy. He smiled to himself as he remembered his brother smiling after they both got some sweets themselves. He wonders if his brother remembers that..? No, his brother probably wouldn’t even remember this day. It was probably just another day to him, nothing special.
Both brothers shake themselves from their thoughts and go back to their own parties. After all, it’s not like the other cares right?
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How was that? I hope you all enjoyed reading this little post!
I’m currently working on Sunflower part 2 but I have quite a few things to focus on like school and work so I’ll try to get it out as soon as possible!
Happy Halloween!
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🌻, 🍒
🌻 favorite funny quote from a published work
“Call Bobby babe to his face right now.” Chimney says with a serious look and “So, babe, is lunch ready?” Eddie deadpans to Bobby is when my humor peaked in fic honestly, idk if i will ever beat it.
from Of Phone Calls and Chaos aka 1k of pure crack
🍒 favorite sweet quote from a wip
Eddie settles against the tree, brushing their shoulders together. And something flashes across Evan’s face, turning the corner of his mouth up the tiniest bit. It makes the warmth in Eddie’s chest grow.
fanfic quotes asks
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