#it’s not like a serial killer it’s asteroids obliterating cities

[my-hysterics]

Me picking a movie: sounds like a good plot

My parents picking a movie: looks like a ton of people die a gorey bloody end of times death in this one

#at like 10 am too #like pls #why is their idea of a good movie the apocalypse #I’m tired #so it begins #it’s never true crime either like #there’s never a plot the plot is everyone dies #it’s not like a serial killer it’s asteroids obliterating cities #or a guy snapping and killing everyone when he gets road rage or some shit #the plot is just death