#it’s not like I’m against having shitty people as my favs

[nakedbibi333]

HEYY so this is a wake up call, WAKE UP EVERYONE THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE NO TIME FOR DOUBTS JUST MANIFEST BABES, SIMPLY AFFIRM AND PERSIST AND LIVE IN THE END!!!! before stumbling upon loa i came across law of attraction first and i manifested a lot. Here are some of the things i remember:

1. desired college (twice)

2. desired grades (many times) (this one time i did so bad and i just knew i couldn’t fail because i’d have to repeat a year but nope i didn’t🧿)

3. desired phone (twice)

4. desired laptop

5. money when i was in need lol

6. desired situations (many times)

7. desired hair

8. desired gifts

9. parents make more $$$

10. resolved family fights through vetala’s family sub countless times

now i did all this by scripting, I LOVE SCRIPTING and whenever fear crept my mind i kicked that thought out and replaced it with what i wanted to happen. If only i knew about loa when i was younger cause my confidence then was unshakable but now as i grew older this word logic came up a lot but if there’s one thing i know in my heart and soul, even with doubt when push comes to shove i just close my eyes and repeat my affirmations over and over again when i’m on a time crunch like instantly when i want things to be in my favour i say i’m peace i’m love i’m the creator and the feeling i get as i affirm puts me in ease, because at that moment i know nothing should stress me out because it all works out and spoiler alert: it does, always. Now i have sabotaged myself a couple of times when i think against my desires and IT HAS ENDED UP HAPPENING so please know, thoughts are everything, always think positively. I have heard thoughts manifest into sickness and other shitty things. I have seen enough to know that loa is as real as you and i. but i’ll be honest i haven’t manifested my dream life yet and truth be told it’s because i’m lazy and want it to be “effortless” i just want it to be like a switch which is why i want to get into the void. I have tried multiple times and i have gotten so close but this one time i was so close i was floating but then my foot just twitched out of nowhere and i wasn’t floating anymore. Because i got there I KNOW THE VOID IS REAL, i know what i felt and it was all in place for me to get my “the” success story fr fr, people who meditate talk about this state all the time, and let’s be real, do you really think all these success stories you’re coming across are fake?? c’mon babes that’s just too much, you’re either a hater or you don’t believe in yourself, you’re scared (been there) orrrr you’re just too caught up with something called logic (i don’t blame you, i was there too) but this is as real as it gets guys, magic is real but you can’t see it daily, can you? many things are real even when you can’t see it and that’s the beauty of it. I could come up with more examples but no magic is my fav unseen thing to talk about so moving on. now i thought i would only type this when i would get my void success story and just log off. i’d just come back once in a while to see all the cool things people have been manifesting but i’m typing this here now because i don’t agree with scammy when it comes to the void, cause that was so much bs and also this another blogger who kept saying she’d go to the void but kept delaying it (i don’t blame her i just want people to wake up realise the only thing they need to manifest their dream life is their own self THAT IS ALL) you all deserve to live your desired lives, no drama babes. I AM CALLING MYSELF TF OUT HERE, GIRL STOP GOING TO SLEEP AND STOP THINKING ABOUT RANDOM PEOPLE WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO GET INTO THE VOID, THEY ARE NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU, YOU OWE YOURSELF YOUR DREAM LIFE, STOP SAYING TOMORROW IS THE DAY IT’S NOW, NOW!!!!!!! i don’t care how tired you are tonight, it’s a meditative state and you’re going in. THAT IS IT. YOUR LIFE CHANGES FOREVER AND IT IS NOTHING LESS THAN A DREAM. Whenever i come across a success story especially a void success story i get so happy because i know that’s going to be me soon and it’s well deserved. I have talked to someone who manifested her dream body in just 20 minutes by listening to slade’s shifting sub, just affirmed and meditated. That’s all. Please don’t complicate it. It’s so simple. Also, i don’t want to hear any void slander at all, i understand if it’s not your cup of tea but i want to experience it and if i have a desire, it’s meant to be fulfilled. PERIOD. I hope this gets to as many people as possible. I want to see all of y’all win!!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE MY FEED WITH JUST SUCCESS STORIES, no questions, no doubts, NADA!!!!!!! only congratulations and i’m so happy for you❤️‍🩹 GO GET IT!!!!!! because i don’t want to spill my real name and i don’t want to use emojis lol can i be ami🤭sending to 5 bloggers

So happy for you, Ami !!! <333

#ask #anon: ami

[vamossainz55]

So glad we’re in agreement on the parents topic! 😄

I think those people who hold what Carlos’ parents do against him are mostly the same group of people who hate Carlos on principle, nitpicking everything he does or says 🤷‍♀️ I imagine they want to be bullies in real life but are too afraid of consequences so they resort to social media to live out their mean girl fantasies online where you can say anything without any repercussions (unless you’re a celeb I guess). It’s the sad reality we live in. He gets hate when he’s realistic in interviews about ferrari’s results which somehow means he doesn’t have a champion mentality, but when he says he wants to win - he’s totally delusional. Like, pick a struggle, people haha. Or like drama the other day, that he hasn’t been a Ferrari fan since birth therefore isn’t as worthy of support as Charles. Just all these stupid things that make my head explode every time I see it. Why would anyone waste their time posting obsessively about someone they don’t like? I will never understand.

Again, I’m not talking about all Charles fans of course, just those hardcore stans that dedicate their socials to Carlos hate more than to supporting their fav. I like to believe that in a couple of years they’ll look back on what they were doing and be ashamed and learn to never do it again to anyone, celeb or not.

I also want to say that I’m sad that Carlos barely posts on social media himself but at the same time I hope it means he doesn’t see all this stuff, because when this kind of animosity is directed towards you over the silliest things, I think it’s harder to get over it in a way, because you can’t explain it logically to yourself…

so so glad we are in agreement about the parents thing too, i feel like so many people lose touch of reality and forget that theyre humans who have family, friends, that arent a full representation of them 😫.

you might get me introuble w the whole charles thing but… i agree. some (not all at all) are very questionable. i do think they actively as you mentioned spend more time talking abt carlos then their fav which ? why 😭 (ive mainly seen it on f1twt tbh). like the online hate is ridiculous- i also recently realised its really reserved online? i had this perspective that so many of the tifosi disliked carlos but the whole monza weekend he was so so loved. i was so surprised until i realised its literally a problem that mainly exists online 💀.

but im gonna be honest as well, charles as well gets quite a bit of hate. after monza i saw it increase a bit, which i do not stand for and i think overall that those people online should take their heads out of their ass and focus on bringing their favorite driver up than tearing another one down. you can support your favorite driver without rooting for the downfall of another. can your driver only be good/better if the other driver is shitty? is that the image you want? i also agree anon, they’re probably repressed irl and need to release negativity through comments.

i really miss how active carlos was on social media, im sad that i missed his mclaren era and just posting for fun. ofc we get the occasional post here and there but the vibe is really different. but yeah- at the end of the day it might be better that he doesnt see the hate but at the same time i dont think it changes much bc hed still be online… just not posting as often. im just kind of sad we see less of his personality more than anything else ):

anyways this ended up soooo long hehe. hope it wasnt too much but waa i love these types of discussions

#nik rambles #vamossainz55 answers #anon <3 #chismes con nik !

[miguel-ohara-wifey]

Writing request! Could you do something with Rebecca x Shaun set durring their time undercover at Abstergo? It can have as much or little smut/fluff/angst as you deem appropriate, I just wanna see my fav AC couple interacting in the lion's den. <3

Ofc! YAY my first request 💜💜💜

Among Lions

Shaun Hastings x Rebecca Crane

Rating; Angst, hurt+comfort, fluff

Prompt; Shaun almost gets caught behind enemy lines, luckily Rebecca’s there.

Warnings; Tech company, the general dystopia we live in where privacy is non-existent, swearing, and shitty bosses

Word count; 1.8K

"Shaun Hastings report to Otso Berg’s office. Now.” 

The partially grating voice over the intercoms commanded. As Shaun purposefully flushed his phone down the toilet. Chanting to himself as his face was coated in sweat.

“Shit, shit, shit, shit-“

He flicked off as much water as he could from his flip phone when he removed it from the pool of water. He double checked to be sure it wouldn’t turn on. The data pad inside was thoroughly showered in toilet water. He made a small sigh of relief as he kept it in his hand. He swung the stall door open, placing himself right before the men’s bathroom sink. And setting his now broken phone beyond the rim of the sink. 

Attempting to compose himself as he scrubbed between his fingers and into his palms. Removing the sweat of his forehead by his exposed forearm. Whispering to himself.

“Can’t believe I’m going to fucking die while in a work uniform-“

“Hastings!”

Shaun jumped as if electrocuted, leered his body to see the visage of his boss. Violet De Costa with her starless night sky skin wrapped in black and gray fabrics. Leaning herself against the door frame of the men’s bathroom. 

“You deaf? Report to Otso’s office-“ She mocked in her usual abrasive tone. 

“I didn’t plan to drop my phone in the toilet-“

“Oh don’t worry, I’ll be sure to add to the calendar when you intend to break shit like a blind AND deaf monkey. Get a move on.” A smug grin grew more and more under her nose as her sentence went on. 

When she finished, Violet pushed the men’s door further out, so it’d close as she walked off into the lobby. Shaun swallowed his anxiety and his fear one final time. Praying it wasn’t for what he thought it’d be. Rebecca’s technological expertise allowed Shaun to be warned Abstergo listens and reads every message of every mobile device that enters the building. So long as it stays within a ten mile radius of it they can see whatever other devices people use. 

Shaun wanted to text Desmond while he was on a separate assignment with his father. He knows how much of an asshole Desmond’s dad is. So he wanted to help. And if he had a little patience he might’ve lived to see the end of such kindness. After drying off his phone with the paper towels, he shoved it in his left pocket. And made his way out of the men’s room. 

His terror simulated the sensation of every single person's gaze upon him when he walked through the lobby. Even when he’d look and no one else in the room was paying attention to him, the idea of their stares. Each eye potentially on him was a needle driving itself into his skin. Dozens of little cuts made it past his flesh to his blood. Sending a chill through his every nerve and vein. And yet all he did was walk to the elevator, and press the third floor button to Otso’s office. 

The gorgeously built in aquarium swirling around him majestically as he was lifted up did nothing to calm him. Suddenly this building became fifty degrees hotter and Shaun’s skull was shrinking around his brain. Crushing his thoughts together. In a single box of “what are these people gonna do to an assassin spy?”. Historically Shaun knows the answer to that, and every one which came up was less comforting than the one before. His typical shell of dry aloofness was snapping under the pressure. 

Shaun’s an assassin by title only, his actual work is supplying information to the real people of danger. He’s never been a field operator, he only took on this job because Rebecca wished to do more. Shaun followed her in what he believed was against both their self interests. Going behind enemy lines and observing is standard assassin work none of their training ever prepared them for. And a training they wouldn’t have time to undergo beforehand to boot. However, he wouldn’t let Rebecca go alone. So he went into the lion's den side by side with her. He will always love Rebecca more than he fears the Templars. 

Then the elevator doors split themselves open to the scene of Otso. A man way too built to just be a desk stooge at a video game and tech company. Leaning against the front of his glass desk. He ushered his hand to the plastic chair right of him upon seeing Shaun.

“Please sit Hastings.”

Shaun shakes in his skin twice as violently as before. Otso’s twice his weight and muscle mass absolutely. His salt and pepper hair and his face is dotted in small scars. Doesn’t help Shaun’s unease, but he sits down in the chair regardless. Otso remains standing just a few feet across from Shaun. His fingers angled over his kneecaps as he stood painfully straight in the cheap office chair.

“What did you want to see me for?”

Shaun’s corporate nicety voice carries the sentence from his mouth. Otso didn’t flinch at Shaun’s fake politeness.

“Who were you texting at exactly 11:34 am today Hastings?”

He bluntly struck at the heart of the meeting, with his vaguely Russian sounding voice. Shaun knew he needed a speedy excuse. But his lips were somehow melted shut. The sweat came back in full force as he twitched in his seat. The only plan he had, is given to him by Desmond Miles himself. When in doubt, play dumb. 

“I didn’t text anybody today.”

It was a horrible lie, why did he trust the man who unironically drinks soda? 

“Try again.” Otso huffed out impatiently 

“Oh no honest, I let my nephew borrow my phone today so he probably texted someone without me knowing.” Shaun managed to not fumble his words just barely as he explained. 

Otso squinted at him, “Your nephew visited you on your lunch break?”

Shaun hummed an affirmative nod.

“He kinda snuck in, the kid really admires me ya know?…”

He sheepishly chuckled as Otso’s piercing glare remained pointed from his skull to Shaun’s. Otso’s gun, not so well hidden on a strap on his left thigh also seemed to glare at him. Shaun did what he could to not look at it. But he almost heard the weapon threatening him too. Otso remarks standing up on his own now. 

“It’s not the fact you texted Hastings it’s who you texted, you know Desmond Miles is a wanted criminal and an enemy of Abstergo. He’s killed many of our valued employees…that’s the name texted to on your phone.”

Shaun was sweating bullets down the side of his face, he could’ve sworn the carpeting was being showered by him. He truly had no way out of this, he conceived of the possibility of dashing for the door. Even knowing Otso would catch him the second he ran off the chair. Until the elevator made a ding to indicate its opening. Otso looked up as Shaun followed his gaze, seeing Rebecca with a barely four foot young boy beside her. 

“Now Ben do you have something to say to Uncle Shaun?” Rebecca inquired to the child in a calming tone as the two entered Otso’s office. The young boy Shaun had never seen in his life looked down saying.

“I’m sorry I dropped your phone in the toilet…”

Rebecca’s unemotional stare at him was enough for Shaun to go along with it.

“O-oh it’s okay!”

Shaun reassured the brunette boy, after the kid was done fiddling with his tan Cargo pants nervously. Finally looking up at the adults around him, Shaun then explained. 

“I-I’m glad you got to text your gamer friend who uses the tag Desmond Miles!” Rebecca resisted making an eye roll as Otso sighed and addressed the kid.

“So you’re the one who texted a man named desmond miles?” Rebecca subtly shook the kids shoulder to press him to go along with it. 

“Oh yeah! He uses that tag for Xbox, I didn’t know it’d be such a big deal! I just wanted to chat with him because he lives in a different time zone…” Rebecca forced a polite grin at both Otso and Ben. Otso’s suspicions never drop, that’s just his personality and mercenary aura. However it was enough, air entered the room again for Shaun as Otso said.

“You may go Hastings.” Shaun almost jumped from his seat and nodded.

“T-thank you sir I’ll get back to work!” He scooted towards Rebecca and Ben as the three left in the elevator. Evading eye contact with Otso as he waltzed back in front of his desk to continue his work. 

When he was out of sight and all that surrounded the trio was the aquarium. The kid's sheepish expression dropped, putting strength back into his posture he leered at Rebecca.

“My payment?” “Ben” interrogated sternly, Rebecca ripped out a wrinkly twenty from her back pocket handing it to the kid. He lined it between his eye and the light of the elevator room. Assessing it was a real bill. Shaun then gasped in relief as Rebecca whispered to him.

“You okay?”

“Yes love I’m great, thank you….”

~~Later, at home~~

As Shaun locked the door to their apartment behind him, ambient sweat still sticking to his skin as he pulled the key from the hole. He blurted out at Rebecca what he fought against doing so in the Abstergo building.

“Who the bloody fuck was that!?” Rebecca dripped down their groceries on the kitchen counter. After a clank of metal and plastic erupted from the impact she chuckled. Turning to him as she removed her socks. 

“A kid who was riding his bike nearby, asked him if he wanted to make twenty bucks…” Rebecca’s tone seemingly patted her on the back for Shaun. 

Shaun then caught his breath, once he threw himself back onto their couch. After pushing his eyes gently by his fingers asking.

“So how did you know I’d say my nephew texted that name?”

Rebecca chuckled, walking to take up the left over space on the furniture Shaun sat in.  “Because I know only my boyfriend would make up that bad of a lie on the spot….” Shaun nodded, unable to argue with that. 

Gradually all weight in the world fleeted from him, what felt like an anchor pushing into his rib cage. Was now lifting him on a wave of ease. Not only did they dispel his terrible mistake, they live to see the end of it. Rebecca crowded her hips with her legs as she clumsily folded them on her seating spot. Her bare toes and feet bumped up against Shaun’s lap. He smiled at her.

“You saved our lives.” Shaun breathed out full heartedly.

“All in an assassin's work.” She quipped appreciatively, pushing her shoulders across the back of the couch. Enabling her to lean her head on his right shoulder. 

“You’re bloody amazing-“

“I know.” Rebecca grinned, punctuating the exchange with a kiss on Shaun's cheek

#Rebecca Crane #Shaun Hastings #Shaun x Rebecca #shaun x rebecca #Assassins creed #ac #Ac black flag #assassins creed black flag #Violet De Costa #Otso Berg #requested writing

[marrecarandgi]

Disliking Scott McCall and pointing out that he is a creep for hanging out with high school kids despite being a grown ass man in his 30s (aka much older than Derek was in the series) is not racist. Watching and supporting the Teen Wolf Movie after the racist, misogynist way Tyler Posey and Jeff Davis treated Arden (a WOC) is definitely racist though. There's a reason Arden spilled the tea and liked a tweet against Posey and Jeff specifically. You are just butthurt she exposed your shitty fav

Between this and your other ask, it’s kinda convenient that your idea of supporting a woc comes at a price of shitting on a moc, who called your abusive pedophilic ship out… What a silly coincidence that is! Btw, yeah, there are reasons for people to not like/dislike Scott/Tyler, it’s totally a you problem that you’re being blatantly racist in your little anon rants.

You can’t gloat at the fact that Tyler P (who is my fav since then? or you bother every person, who isn’t racist to him?) couldn’t negotiate a raise for himself, but then say that he had enough power to negotiate a raise for Arden. He clearly doesn’t have anywhere near as much negotiating power as Tyler H, who got exactly what he wanted. So, where is outrage at Tyler H for supporting the movie and getting the money that could’ve gone to paying Arden?

Also, you can’t read or something? Derek - an adult man - didn’t ‘hang out’ with teens, he stalked, threatened, kidnapped, physically assaulted and been sexually inappropriate with them. We have no idea what kind of relationship Scott will have with Eli, but I’m kinda sure it won’t be that. A kid potentially having an older mentor isn’t ‘creepy’, breaking into a teen’s room or telling a teen to seduce someone is. Do you feel the difference?

Also, it’s kinda pathetic that you spend so much time in my dms, so, to help you save some dignity I’ll probably just turn anon off. Let’s see how brave you actually are…

#teen wolf #scott mccall defense squad #anti derek hale

[magicjesuscup]

Some thoughts on Roy

I was thinking about my first impressions of the COD characters and what I think of them now. After playing a character's route, I tended to like them more or have my opinion of them be completely unaffected. The only character I liked less after playing his route was Roy.

I see a lot of people talking about why they dislike Guy. Nobody ever mentions Roy, so I thought I'd type out why I like him less. (And if you're a fan of Roy, that's cool. Stan your fav!) Spoilers for Roy's book 1 below.

I He admires Guy. This is honestly the least of Roy's offenses, but still a red flag for me. Why would he want to be like the literal worst of the princes at the academy? To be fair, I think most people look up to Guy, but for the life of me I can't figure out why. I guess he's a magical prodigy or something, but he's also a giant douche canoe.  

II There are two quotes from Roy I really zeroed in on for this one. When MC catches up to Roy at the pier, he tells her, "I would quit the academy and vanish into a nameless, nothing never returning to my kingdom." MC, of course, changes his mind and the two go to Invidia. They go to Malik's house and while there, Roy says, "There is something I must say to you, Malik, but before that...I will undo the ancient magic cast upon you." NGL, during my first play though, I stopped playing at that point to say, "Wait. What the fuck, Roy!? You were supposed to do that before they left the Isle of Colde!" And then it immediately occurred to me that he had zero intention of releasing MC or the arcanists from his ancient magic before he dipped. He was just going to leave them mind-fucked! I know Roy felt bad about having used his ancient magic on them. But, idk. When I mess up, the first thing I do after apologizing is try to find a way to make it right. Roy had ample time to release them from his ancient magic after the exhibition was over while they were all on the same island. He chose not to. Maybe he had good reason for that. Maybe he didn’t. Either way, it was a shitty thing to do.

III I'm going to go back to one of the quotes I used earlier. Roy said, "I would quit the academy and vanish into a nameless, nothing never returning to my kingdom." I also stopped playing the game at that point just long enough to say, "I don't think that's how monarchies work." This wasn't going to make him an ex-prince. This was going to make him a missing prince. A missing prince leaving behind a depressed familiar, a sister who would worry herself sick wondering if he's okay, a valet who (if he didn't go actively looking for Roy) would spend all his time hoping Roy is safe wherever he is, and two parents who wouldn't know another nights rest until their son came home. And what about the other princes? Rio would spend he rest of his life thinking this was his fault because the person who messed up the exhibition was from his country. I can't remember if it's in this route or in the story events, but we find out that Invidian royalty is closer to its citizenry than some of the other kingdoms, so some of these people would know Roy kinda well. They're definitely going to worry about him too. (I do want to throw out there that your mileage may vary with this one because some people might be able to empathize with Roy. I, however, have been on the Sherry end of things. I have someone in my life that thinks, "I'm a fuck up; it doesn't matter what I do," and then makes bad decisions that have had some bad consequences. It's frustrating and exhausting, and I just couldn't date someone who would put me through that.)

IV Roy uses his ancient magic on the arcanists to make them make magical weapons, in what Roy believes to be, against their will. I can only think of two reasons he would do that, and they're both problematic (well, for a guy who's going to run a kingdom one day at least). 1.) He didn't have time to negotiate. As far as I remember, this is something Roy's wanted for a long time and there wasn't a time limit on getting Invidia into the alliance. Roy could've taken years to convince the arcanists to agree to his plan by explaining how much Invidia would benefit from this membership and why he thought magical weapons was their best chance at getting it. I dunno, it made the whole exhibition feel kinda rushed to me. Maybe he saw MC, thought she'd be helpful as a backup plan, and got antsy? Which is still odd to me because they didn't even explore ways for her to get home in his route. She was 100% stuck there for a while and I don't remember Roy having much competition from the other consorts. Anyway, it's not a great look to force people to do stuff because of poor planning. 2.) He just didn't want to bother convincing them. Roy should've given them a chance to say yes on their own. If he had, he would've found out then and there that they did in fact want to help him. At the very least, it would've saved him from feeling bad about it later (and also Rio's confrontation, but I don't think he predicted that). I don't think Roy will be able to use his ancient magic on people/rulers from other nations to get his way in the future. Not that he physically couldn't; just that it would be frowned upon if he did. Anyway, this would've been a good opportunity for him to practice his negotiating skills. They're his countrymen. If there's anyone willing to forgive him for making mistakes (like stepping out of line or taking things too far), it's going to be them.

He also uses his ancient magic on MC thinking he would need her power at some point. To his credit (and this might vindicate him for some people), he ultimately refused to use MC's power in the moment he could've benefited from it the most. However, him using his ancient magic on his paramour would've been the part I would've lost all trust in him and peaced out. What happens if he wants to get married or start a family and his partner wasn't ready? Maybe he would've learned his lesson from what happened in his book 1 and wouldn't use his ancient magic on his paramour again. I do think he would want his partner to genuinely want the same things as him, but I would wonder if he might fall back on old habits if he started to feel impatient or anxious. Just having to ask those questions feel like a red flag to me though.

All that being said though, I don’t think Roy’s the worst consort. I rate them on a 5 point scale (Love, Like, Neutral, Dislike, Hate). He went from the Like category to the Dislike category along with Guy (who only got bumped up from the Hate category because Jasper needed to be in the shame basement all by himself). 

#Roy Invidia #Court of Darkness #NOT FATE RELATED

[usedtobemygirl]

So what is your evidence that matty is not a bad person?

He’s offended so many marginalized groups and they’re allowed to be upset that a person that they look up to is associating herself with someone who has been so offensive.

He watches porn where the premise is beating black women. He has openly admitted to this. There’s a video of him doing a nazi salute (and even if he was making fun of nazis, he still did an action that’s literally illegal in Germany because of how offensive it is and he’s not Jewish, he doesn’t get to do that). He called ice spice chubby and then made fun of accents.

How do those things not rub you the wrong way? How do you not see that people of color and Jewish people are hurt by this

id say that if you’re upset about him doing a nazi salute during the line in the song that says ‘thank you kanye, very cool’ during the time when kanye west was being antisemetic and he was making a statement against it then you need to get a grip, and you obviously don’t understand the point he was making.

also when matty healy made that joke about porn, the ppl he was with said it wasn’t even real he was doing a bit. (X) obviously it’s a stupid fucking joke but like it’s not real

and yeah it was a shitty think to say to abt ice spice but I’m not sure she cares that much considering she’s collaborating w taylor lol.

it’s ok to be angry or not like him but to try and demand who she dates is weird as hell and it’s odd ? why do you think you can do that lol ?

he’s not a bad person because he’s a feminist (x) he spoke out against the abortion bill and was very vocal against it (x) my favourite quote being ‘you are not men of god, you are simply misogynistic wankers’. in 2019 his Brit awards acceptance speech criticised misogyny within the music industry and quoted the guardian feminist writer Laura Snapes in order to make his point that the music industry is misogynistic (x) in 2020 he stated he would not play another lineup at a festival unless there were as many women as men playing at the said festival (x)

he’s not a bad person because he’s a very vocal advocate for LGBT rights, he has raised thousands for lgbt+ projects (x), he was banned from Dubai from kissing a man on stage in order to protest the anti-lgbt laws they had put in place (x) this act was literally punishable by ten years in prison but he still did it in order to combat homophobia.

he is also very in support of people who strike and unions and has urged his fans to resist to demonise those who strike (x)

he’s also an environmentalist who is extremely in support of Greta thunburg despite the fact all British journalists hate her, yet he still sticks his neck out because he knows it’s important (x) the 1975 also have gigs where they use hybrid power generators in order to reduce their carbon footprint (x)

i just think there are many other things you need to be focusing on currently as the world is a shitshow ! and maybe not obsess who ur fav pop star is fucking right now but maybe that’s just me !

#anonymous #answered #matty healy

[steveandbuckysdaughter]

Hi, I’m Ross! <3

(I will link my Ao3 account here when I’ll start posting there.)

A little more about me

I’m 19

I’m Italian

I’m a straight demisexual

I dream of being a published fantasy author

My tags

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And more!

My fav characters

Steve Rogers (MCU)

Bucky Barnes (MCU)

Mai (ATLA)

Zuko (ATLA)

Azula (ATLA)

Raymond Holt (B99)

Kate Sharma (Bridgerton)

Penelope Featherington (Bridgerton)

My OTPs/ships I like

Stucky (MCU) {number one OTP of all time, OTP of MCU}

Maiko (ATLA) {number two OTP of all time, OTP of ATLA}

Kataang (ATLA)

Kanthony (Bridgerton) {OTP of Bridgerton}

Rapunzel x Flynn Rider (Disney)

Mulan x Li Shang (Disney)

Percabeth (PJO)

Sokkla (ATLA) {yes it is a crackship. I am a Sukka fan but Sokkla has completely taken over my brain so there it is}

Bonus: I really like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce as a couple, but since they are real people I do not feel comfortable with shipping them farther than commenting on how cute they look or innocent considerations. So, they‘re here as a honorable mention

Characters/ships I don’t like

Tony Stark (MCU)

Peggy Carter (MCU)

Kei lo (ATLA)

Steggy (MCU, Steve x Peggy)

Stony (MCU, Steve x Tony)

Zutara (ATLA, Zuko x Katara)

Jinko (ATLA, Jin x Zuko)

Mai Lo (ATLA, Mai x Kei lo)

Any incest ship from any fandom

Eloise Bridgerton (Bridgerton) {yes, controversial, but I am open to change my mind}

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[updated: 2/4/2024]

[poetrybtch]

ranking australian survivor winners from least fav to fav 💕 

okay i’ve been a fan of this show for as long and i remember and as an aussie i needed to make this post because australian survivor IS THE BEST SURVIVOR no questions asked. we do have some really shitty contestants though so…

okay let’s get into itttt

mark (blood vs water)

ABSOLUTELY NOT

my mother always told me if you don’t have anything nice to say shut your fucking mouth but i’m breaking that rule today

i think mark needs to understand that taking credit for your wife’s moves doesn’t make you a worthy sole survivor

also this man only won because of an incredibly sexist jury, while the final three were all rather weak players, shay was definitely the best of them. 

his attitude also just pisses me off, every time he was on screen i had to mentally prepare myself. i’m not saying he wouldn’t be a fine person outside survivor but on it he made me sooooo angry

blood vs water was the worst season in au survivor history so it’s probably not entirely his fault but still

bottom tier

jericho (season 2)

i love his bromance with luke toki but when i look back at this season i have no idea what happened besides the fact that luke was on it so i think that might be an indicator unfortunately 

im reading the wiki page to jog my memory and i do remember the cookie jar and that was pretty funny but i just cannot remember anything else for the life of me

jeri i’m sorry i love you but you can’t compete with the others unfortunately :(

kristie (season 1)

i actually love her, i love that she defied the odds and won when no one expected her to and her jury pitch was probably the best in survivor history im ngl. 

the only reason she’s this low is compared to other sole survivors on this list, she just lacked any real strategy. i love her but i just love the others more :(

shane (champions vs contenders 1)

best voting confessionals? best voting confessionals.

i really like shane’s voting confessionals.

anyway she was fun and her winning against sharn at the final tribal council (for the first time) made me giggle a lil i’m ngl

pia (champions vs contenders 2)

yay pia!

her introduction as a famous actress hooked me in immediately, one because i’m interested in acting myself and two because i knew how she could use that to manipulate people, and missgurl, you did that.

she was the first target of those sporty kids on the champions tribe bc she didn’t perform that well in challenges ig? but she dodged that bullet so good for her

then she had a little alliance with luke and janine, i love luke, he’s one of my fav survivor players of all time

her being the target for the first vote then actually winning was some iconic behaviour so good for her!

also she was the first unanimous winner (i think) which is also great for her. pia you’re my queen

liz (heroes vs villains)

my fav queen with the rbf

her alliance with shonee was iconic and i loved how she manipulated george then ended up taking him out

that tribal council where liz plays an idol for shonee and david is like “u sure u wanna do that queen” and she’s like “mhm yep i’m sure mate”

SHARN COULD NEVER (flashbacks to mat rogers being voted out in all stars)

anyway i was happy for her when she won

hayley (brains vs brawn)

the icon of all icons

i love her. i love her game in brains v brawn. what i love more though, is her game in heroes vs villains. i loved her breaking the winners curse and doing really well in the game despite everything 

in my opinion, she’s one of the most deserving australian survivor winners. i’m her first season, she won against KING GEORGE, which is a feat and a half in my opinion

and she’s definitely the perfect mix between brains and brawn like she’s amazing 💕 

david (all stars)

he’s my fav lol

some people dislike the attention he got but i was kinda living for it

him and luke were such a good duo and 

i was so mad he got voted out on cvc2 but his comeback was my favourite shit ever

also him beating sharn made me giggle

anyways i love the golden god and he is forever famous, i love how he came into survivor for revenge and ended up winning the whole fucking thing

he’s also one of my celebrity crushes like i love this man

he’s so evil and i love a good evil winner so GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!

anyways if any australian survivor viewers see this, let me know what you think 😃

#australian survivor #survivor #survivorau

[dead-loch]

Probably nobody but me is gonna be interested in this but I was thinking about rewatching OFMD S1+2 and compiling every shitty/problematic/abusive thing characters do, and whether or not I think (from context and my own experience) the person was doing the thing intentionally and maliciously or if I believe it falls under the “hurt people hurting people” umbrella.

I’m neurodivergent and have experienced both abuse within my family and abuse within a romantic relationship. Being nd means I don’t always read people correctly so obviously this foray would not be infallible but it’d be an interesting way to watch (particularly as it would force me to actually fully watch the episodes rather than have them playing while I do other things) AND my primary motivation is that in a lot of discourse people seem to think that every character (except their fav) is doing these shitty things completely intentionally (so like there’s a specific goal they want to reach and they’re pushing people around them in that direction no matter what) and I honestly don’t believe that’s fully true in every situation.

As an example, I don’t believe Izzy was only looking out for himself or that he was being malicious specifically towards Ed in S1 when he’s holding onto the Blackbeard persona at the expense of the real person underneath. I think he genuinely was doing what he thought was best, informed by several years with Ed. It’s been established that Ed can jump from one interest to another in the blink of an eye, and from the crew’s attitude, I think Izzy learned how to keep him focused— the issue was that Ed was very serious about wanting/needing a change, and so Izzy holding on tighter and tighter this time causes them to fracture.

As another example, when Ed is cutting off toes and torturing the crew, obviously a lot of that is because of what happened with Stede but I think it’s also Ed going “isn’t this what you wanted? Isn’t this what you asked for?” because it literally is what Izzy asked for. In this world, they’re made (in)famous for being violent (we see this at the end of S2 with Stede too) and no one speaks up against it because a) scary Blackbeard but also b) it’s seen as normal/necessary. I think we can all basically agree that most situations where one person is cutting off another’s toes is pretty fucked. But again, this has been established as a “normal” form of punishment. It doesn’t make it okay but it does mean that I can’t say “Ed did this because he hates Izzy specifically and wants to abuse him, therefore Ed is a monster”.

Idk I just feel like I’m losing my gd mind as read these very simplistic takes that one or the other is the ultimate abuser and all-around monster when it’s simply just not fucking true. If you guys need characters to hate I’d say go watch Rick and Morty but even there I can see the nuance and the humanity amongst the … everything else lmao. Oh, maybe watch The Boys? That one dude is so abhorrent it almost makes me hate the actor (except I don’t because it’s, yknow, a tv show. Not real. Fiction.)

#ofmd

[sparkles-and-trash]

Dabihawks as College roommates headcanons ~

notes: requested! This is my first real writing for this fandom, so I’m not really expecting it to have much reach or anything, but it feels like a good way to start writing for fun again! 

okay so they’re both getting their masters, and are living in an off campus apartment together 

they were strangers when they moved in together, they totally found each other on craigslist or something lol 

Keigo’s profile and ad was like a tiny novel, so much details and pictures and he clearly wants to find a friend as well as a roommate 

which scares off a lot of people lol 

Dabi ends up living with him because he falls out with his original roommate and everyone else have found roommates by then 

Dabi’s profile has one picture, some official photo like a drivers license pic or something, and his profile has just his first name, age and the college they go to

When Dabi moves in, Keigo had already been living there for a few weeks, and he is super stoked to show Dabi around, he’s made schedules for doing dishes and laundry etc, he’s readied shelves for Dabi in the fridge and cabinets, he’s planning movie nights... 

Dabi comes in, takes one look at all the schedules and plans, sighs loudly, and goes to his bedroom and lock his door 

Keigo’s like... OnO 

but okay, he can make this work, he may be a bit much, but he won’t risk loosing a paying roommate in his pursuit of friends 

so, Keigo lets Dabi have his space, but he’s still friendly, like, he learns how Dabi likes his coffee, he makes enough breakfast for two, he tries to always be considerate, but it doesn’t really seem to change anything for the first month or so 

but Keigo is nothing if not persistent 

Dabi plays it off like he doesn’t even notice Keigo and the stuff he does, but deep down... 

listen, just because they’re not a hero and villain in this au, it doesn’t mean Dabi had it much easier than in canon, his quirk still hurt him, his dad is still disappointed he didn’t follow in his footsteps, he’s not used to people being nice to him besides his siblings, and even that is complicated at best  

Keigo never once looked at him funny, didn’t act scared of him, and even tho he leaves feathers everywhere and his wings have knocked Dabi right to the floor on accident more than once, Dabi doesn’t feel quite as annoyed with him as he feels he should be 

once, after a particular long and shitty day, hard lectures, a shitty call from his dad, not having slept well, just everything is shit, Dabi comes back to their place and finds a takeout container with his fav food (how Keigo knew that he’d never know), an empty living room, and a note from Keigo 

the note saying Keigo noticed Dabi was having a rough time, and he figured he wanted some alone time so Keigo is visiting a friend tonight

Dabi almost considers sending Keigo a text, but decides against it last minute 

he does however start acknowledging Keigo’s attempts at friendliness more 

not much more than “thanks” and short greetings and bye’s, but it’s better than nothing and Keigo is happy as a clam 

then, one day, Keigo wakes up after a long (long) night of studying to find an empty kitchen with his fav breakfast ready with a small note from Dabi telling him that Keigo needs to sleep and eat better because Dabi doesn’t want to find a new roommate if Keigo dies 

it’s the nicest thing he’s ever said to him, and Keigo is on cloud nine 

and he just might realize he’s having some... feelings he really didn’t want to have for his broody roommate. 

they start talking a little more after that, Dabi even spends some time in the living room when Keigo is also there 

which is huge! 

...now listen, I was gonna write more, but... I kind wanna make this into a fic? sdhhglasfjl so I’mma stop here for now, and if y’all have thoughts on the potential for a fic, let me know? 

#bnha #dabihawks #dabihawks college au #dabi x keigo #keigo x dabi #dabi x hawks #hawks #dabi #hawks x dabs #keigo takami #toyua todoroki #mha #mha spoiler #my hero academia #bnha college au #dabihawks roommates #hotwings #mha dabihawks #bnha dabihawks #dabihawks headcanons #hawks headcanons #dabi headcanons

[celestial-ringleader]

could you explain why you don’t like mcu wanda? i haven’t read many comics with her in it so i’m a bit confused /gen /nm

Okay so for starters I am not gonna speak over the voices of Romani people in this since I am not one, I'm simply going to repeat what many, many Romani fans have been saying for years. If you want a perspective from someone who is Romani I suggest going to @/nacht-nightingale because they speak on this as well as Romani racism in general. I also recommend some of my mutuals who also denounce MCU Wanda (@imperiuswrecked and @esteicy-blog) if you want more opinions.

But to just start out plain and simple, MCU Wanda is a goddamn joke and a racist caricature and she has no right to be compared to 616 Wanda.

I usually hesitate with talking about the MCU because I know people just love to get defensive and act like me criticizing their white-washed favs is a personal attack against them, but this is one thing I will not be quiet about since it's such a big issue in the MCU as well as the world at large. There's a lot of reasons I don't like her but the biggest, glaring one is that MCU Wanda is like an off-brand white-washed version of the original Wanda.

In case it hasn't been said before, Wanda has been canonically Romani for almost as long as she's been in publication, there was a brief period where she was white, but that has since changed so now her and Pietro are both children of Magda, a Romani woman, and they were raised by their Romani adoptive parents, Django and Marya Maximoff. Also the last name "Maximoff" is taken directly from a Romani man. And also also, because they are Magneto's children, they're also Jewish. I don't give a fuck about the shitty retcon, that is their lineage and that's been canon for decades.

So with all of that being said, you can imagine why seeing a version of Wanda who is very clearly white and very clearly Catholic (see the shot of her room with three fucking crosses on the wall) gets on a lot of fans nerves. The executives decided they don't give a fuck about comic canon and their POC fans and casted a white woman to play a POC. A white woman who has repeatedly said anti-romani slurs in relations to her character despite being told multiple times that they are derogatory.

Also this is literally what they were gonna have her wear in WV

A Romani halloween costume......

And it's not any better that she referred to herself as a "Sokovian fortune teller", yet another Romani stereotype. I'm sorry but with all of this, there is no reason you could even begin to like this character since this racist writing runs so fucking deep into her character. I'm not saying the comics are any better because they also treat Romani characters horribly, but at least in the comics she's a fucking POC and not a Walmart Jean Grey but with nothing cool going for her.

Which isn't helped by the fact that Wh*don decided to make the two canonically Jewish characters willingly work with HYDRA, a nazi organization. Can you see why that would be a problem bc I feel like I shouldn't have to explain it.

On top of all of this, MCU Wanda is just not a likeable character what so ever. She never learns her lesson, she gets away with horrible shit and faces almost no consequences outside of a slap on the wrist, she hasn't grown at all in the few years we've known her, and her only personality trait is the fact that she's a powerful magic user and feels sad sometimes.

616 Wanda has been through the wringer so much throughout comic history, especially post-HoM, but the difference is she learns her lesson and is way more compelling in her development as she learns and grows (we IGNORE TRIAL OF MAGNETO)

Also her romance with Vision is so uninspired and there's nothing to them at all, and since that defines her entire character basically it makes her even more uninteresting and annoying.

What's even worse is that they completely removed so many aspects of her character for the sake of dodging copyright, i.e her being Erik's daughter, a mutant, and a Romani Jew. So basically you're left with nothing of her 616 counterpart except for the name and her powers. You could literally make her anyone and nothing will be lost or gained because she is such a bland fucking character.

I don't care how many MCU stans are gonna get mad about this, but MCU Wanda is by far the most insulting, infuriating, and boring character I've ever seen and she should've been killed off permanently and replaced with ACTUAL Wanda Maximoff. I suggest you actually going and reading comic books with her in it, I don't have any reading lists for her unfortunately, but you can start at the beginning of her publication and move forward.

And also, stop supporting the MCU and their bullshit like this. WV is a boring ass show anyways and in these times with racism being a growing problem in the media, this shouldn't be tolerated what so ever.

Anyways if I end up seeing people getting mad over this I'm not gonna respond because I'm not gonna debate this. Support Romani people and fuck disney.

#wanda maximoff #anti-mcu wanda maximoff #anti-wandavision #anti-romani racism #robin speaks #rant #anon #honestly im not sorry about getting angry about this tbh #this is something ive ranted about so much #mcu critical

[featherfur]

I really enjoy that my post about NHS is gaining traction again because one thing that drives me mildly insane about this fandom is the insistence that we need to find a reason why the characters are morally good and good people and they are justified in everything they do.

The only people in MDZS that are ‘Good’ are the Juniors, everyone else has made some bad fucking decisions because they were pushed into a corner, or just generally love carnage (Xue Yang my love <3 ) but they’re all covered in blood!

Wei Wuxian is a mass murderer, both in war and out. He very much did kill his brother in law, yes he lost control but he still killed him. The necromancy is more culture wise but like fucking with innocent spirits? Destroying chances at reincarnation? Ripping innocent and sleeping spirits out of the neverworld to serve him? That’s fucked up

Jiang Cheng probably (and I say probably because we don’t get any proof just heresay but yeah he probably did) killed Demonic cultivators, he lashed out at his family and hurt those he cared about in his anger. He also helped Wei Wuxian murder and torture Wen Chao.

Lan Wangji? Did not give a single Fuck about the Wen’s and actively tried to get Wei Wuxian to leave them behind but Wei Wuxian was too stubborn. (And we can also talk about the kidnapping, holding Wei Wuxian against his will, you get my point)

Lan Xichen has his entire, refused to acknowledge the signs and keeps turning back to A-Yao thing. Also we could put in the bit of him and NMJ not stepping up for Jiang Cheng which caused the Jiang’s to bear the full brunt of Jin Guangshan, but also like I get it because of their position after the war. So was it a shitty thing to do? Ye. Understandable? Ye. Also like??? Didn’t stop his brother from carrying a screaming, fighting, very upset Wei Wuxian (currently known only as Mo Xuanyu) into Cloud Recesses and locking him in. Which is like hilarious since it’s fictional but also like morally not very good if you’re going to try and say he did nothing wrong.

Nie Huaisang? Put the thirteen year old kids in danger, actively well aware that they could be slaughtered by: The Arm, Xue Yang, Random Fierce Corpses. He has no gurantee that Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji will arrive in time to save them, or that they could even win against Xue Yang. He also deliberately caused Lan Xichen to kill Jin Guangyao, and helped (and no I’m not going to say manipulated because MXY was well aware of what he was doing because HE was the only one who could have gotten the spell and I think it erased that MXY was also a murderer just post death) Mo Xuanyu prepare a suicide ritual that would guarantee the death of the entire Mo Village. Also raised a guy using a Demon summoning spell with no guarantee that he wouldn’t be batshit insane or corrupted by the spell.

I do not get the need to make any of the characters stand on moral pedestals because none of them are ‘Good’ people but I’d also say that, bar a few exceptions, none of them are ‘Bad’ people either. They’re just People, and constantly trying to rewrite canon to make your fav Unproblematic does a disservice to the writing.

#mdzs #the untamed #Jiang Cheng #Wei Wuxian #nie huaisang #lan wangji #Lan Zhan #Lan Xichen #meta #I think? #no but seriously the kids are the only ones you can consider good #and even then I really hate that because good is a choice not a fact #like every single one of the adults had committed some kind of war crime/ fucked up bad/ did something super shitty #there’s no morality argument here all your favs are problematic <3 #but also like?? it’s fiction #stop erasing parts of the characters to make them Good and Unproblematic to justify you liking them #Lan Wangji is a petty fucking bitch and I like him SO MUCH #there’s a point where ‘Everyone has their own interpretation’ is just not valid anymore and it’s #when you rewrite canon or erase parts of it to make the character fit what you want and then demand other ppl do the same #or just act like you have the high ground because you don’t want to admit that Lan Wangji is a disrespectful brat who gets away with shit #bcz his brother let’s him #he is not a paragon of justice #he’s a paragon of a little brother who’s family babies him #(not a hit on him tho I’m sure some of you won’t care but ye LWJ is a shit <3 ) #basically I’m super fucking annoyed that people insist on making these guys Heroes and Perfect Moral Examples #when half of them are mass murderer’s and the rest are literal teenagers #like if you want to only read fanon then great but stop insisting it’s canon and getting pissy when others don’t follow it #this gets me going almost as much as the Wangxian= Sizhui’s dads thing #because no… they are Not

[arhvste]

❝ my assumptions based on your fav hq character ❞

these are all in good fun and not serious at all, please don’t get upset by them, my opinion doesn’t mean shit bby :,)

HINATA SHOYO

-> a soft bitch with a big heart. you want others to do well and you love positive attention. you do however, get overworked by emotion and sometimes get played because of how nice you are. judge people a little harsher and don’t be shy to put a bitch back in their place, you got this

KAGEYAMA TOBIO

-> we get it youre a bad bitch but sometimes it comes across like you’re still going through your angsty teen phase. stop that, you’ll get permenant wrinkles if you keep it up. let yourself live a little freely and don’t be shy to leave your comfort zone more often. and stop getting sad over the smallest things okay?

TSUKISHIMA KEI

-> horrible taste in men and you have a degradation kink. you wanna be called a little slut in the bedroom but would cry if you were called it anywhere else. you’re very kind people but you’re constantly putting yourself down and thinking you deserve shit over nothing. be kinder to yourself

YAMAGUCHI TADASHI

-> you’re the supportive friend people go to when they need a pick-me-up however, you let yourself get walked over from time to time and it’s not fair on you. don’t be shy to kick a bitch and show them who’s can be the alpha >:) you’re a bad bitch with a big heart and you’re academically stable

NISHINOYA YŪ

-> shush, indoor voices please! it’s okay! we know you’re here you don’t need to shout! you’re probably between 4’0-5’3 and preach personality over looks which is fine because as everyone should. you’re insecure around others and feel the need to have a bigger presence to feel more confident. it’s okay though, i think you’re really hot and you should let yourself feel more comfortable with people you actually like more often.

TANAKA RYŪNOSUKE

-> loyal as fuck and dependable. you’re the bitch people know they can come to should they ever need it. you’re popular and you own every hallway you strut through. you let the feeling of dejection get to you though and worry about how you’re perceived by the people you’re surrounded by especially if there’s a potential love interest in your orbit. calm down and be yourself more, it’s their loss if they don’t fall for you anyway.

ASAHI AZUMANE

-> stop letting people talk over you! you’re that bitch so why the hell do you let people overpower you? you’re hot and you know you’re capable but you wallow up in self doubt and get upset over nothing. remind yourself that you’re hot, loved and talented more often because you need it.

SUGAWARA KOUSHI

-> you’re deceptive and it’s not always a bad thing. you’re good at switching up your personality and probably act fake to certain people which is fair enough. you can be a bit of a bitch sometimes but you’re hot and funny so you get away with it. learn to break down your barriers a little more though because when people start seeing your act they’ll become untrusting around you.

DAICHI SAWAMURA

-> OKAY daddy issues pack it up now. no i’m kidding but you’re attracted to mentally stable people with good morals. someone that will take care of you and be there for you. try to be more self reliant and independent though.

OIKAWA TOORU

-> we know you’re hot okay? you don’t need to post thrist traps on snapchat at 2AM every night we get it! you’re a little whiny and bratty but that’s a given. you’re a burnt out gifted child and you were probably in top classes or top league for a sport between ages 8-14 before you started becoming more average. that’s fine too though, just remember you have talents that lie elsewhere you just have to find them.

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

-> daddy issues 0.2. you’re bossy and demanding but fair. you judge others accordingly and have a good sense of who’s a good person and who’s not. you need to be more open with people and let more people in though. you’re protective of yourself and don’t let your walls down so easily. soften them and let others in more.

MATSUKAWA ISSEI

-> you’re just here for a good time and a good railing that’s all i have to say.

HANAMAKKI TAKEHIRO

-> you’re the bitch that has to listen to the mattsun stans last hook up. you’re hot too, go have a good time.

KUROO TETSURŌ

-> you’re extremely hot and i would absolutely make out with you right here right now. no i’m kidding. i’m not but anyways, you have mommy issues and you need to get over it. you also need to stop being so analytical of people because some people don’t like being read and you step over peoples boundaries sometimes. control yourself you feral thing.

KOZUME KENMA

-> ah yes. everyone’s favourite ‘i have issues but i don’t want to deal with them, so i’ll be a whore online instead’. that’s a half joke but seriously, you’re doing fine bby you don’t even need to worry. nobodies judging you and even if they are they’re way uglier and dumber than you. even still you should be friendlier to those around you and let your guard down a little more.

YAKU MORISUKE

-> you’re like a little dog. yappy and lively. you’re also very trustworthy and i would tell you my deepest and darkest secrets and feel safe about it. you’re strong willed and put others in their place at ease. you do however, need to be a little more selfish and put yourself first at times. selflessness is great but it’s okay to put yourself first sometimes and you need to do that more often.

LEV HAIBA

-> you’re literally so hot and i’d be begging for your attention. you’re also slightly oblivious and have probably had several people crush on you at once but you’ve ignored them all unintentionally. you need to believe in yourself more and remind yourself that you’re that bitch. you’re capable of amazing things you just need to realise it yourself a little more

BOKUTO KOUTARŌ

-> okay mx mood swings you need to stop acting out over nothing. you’re gorgeous don’t get me wrong but dropping your slice of bread on the floor isn’t the end of the world. get over smaller things quicker and become more aware of your surroundings. you have a really good set of close friends and you’re friendly to everyone around you. you’re very very loved but you need to stop getting caught up over pointless things.

AKAASHI KEIJI

-> you’ve probably been called ‘boring’ before but that’s far from the truth. you make snide comments and you’re witty. you’re one of the most mentally stable people and you don’t get upset over petty argument or fights. you do howver nit pick at situations and get too critical. stop that because you only annoy yourself more and put yourself in a bad mood.

SHINSUKE KITA

-> you scare the shit out of me but in a good way. i’d be scared to talk to you because you’re so perfect? you do tend to come across as unapproachable though but that’s not your fault. smile a little more and don’t be afraid to laugh a little louder. your laugh is so pretty anyway so don’t be shy to let yourself loose a little more

ARAN OJIRO

-> you’re the type of person people think about for weeks after seeing you at the airport you’re that hot. you’re reliable and loved by many. you’ve got a good spirit and you’re mentally balanced. you need to stop overworking yourself though and stop getting too worried for other people in their place. you’ve already got enough on your plate so stop taking other peoples problems when you already have your own.

MIYA ATSUMU

-> you’re a bitch. no i have more to say. you’re misunderstood. you come across as a shitty person but that’s just because you’re passionate and hard at communicating in a way that’s not so blunt. you’re petty and dislikable at first but after a couple of conversations, people find out there’s so much more to you. you’re funny, hot and talented. just remember to work on holding back on the blunt statements a little more.

MIYA OSAMU

-> 2nd best kinda vibes. you ARE the pretty best friend but people always ignore that because you’re kinda overshadowed by others around you. you’re like a diamond in the rough and valuable to those lucky enough to find you and get to know you. don’t put yourself down so much and show others you can be independent and unique because that’s exactly what you are

SUNA RINTARŌ

-> you’re hot and that’s it. you’re probably the type of person to not show up to classes but still manage to pass every exam with ease. you’re almost too cool to approach and people probably think you’re bitching about them when they see you on your phone. what they don’t know is that you’re really looking at pictures of cows that have been washed and blowdried. you probably own a pink princess cowboy hat and your instagram is probably everyone’s pinterest board. just stop slacking off though because you can achieve so much more.

SAKUSA KIYOOMI

-> you’re powerful and elegant. you’re very level headed and go about problems the efficient way. you hate time wasters and don’t let people make you their bitch. you probably have a slight god complex but that’s okay because when you’re as hot as you are, it’s understandable. stop being so uptight and sensitive about things though. be kinder to your mind and let go of the things not worth holding a grudge against.

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haikyuu!! as types of best friends.

➼ ft. hinata, sugawara, bokuto, osamu+atsumu.

➼ playlist. talk too much - coin, higher - banks, romanticism - mrs green apple, me and my friends - james vincent mcmorrow

➼ a/n. these have light bff2l undertones hhn i love that trope, pls forgive me. </3 + there’s some timeskip spoilers for atsumu & osamu’s part.

❀ hinata :-

i wish the childhood best friends trope a very good evening.

no one’s better than hinata at making friends, even if you met after he spiked a ball into your face. you’re childhood best friends too !! so imagine being a child and having to pick up this goofball by the scruff, who has the audacity to ask you to play with him after giving you a scratched up forehead and teary eyes from a ball to the face. but, like, you were the one who said yes so it’s on you :-)

sometimes you bicker but it’s ok bc he would literally go to the ends of the earth for you if you asked. no kidding. he hates sitting still anyway so he’ll just gravitate towards where you are like you’re the sun. also gets you taiyaki in the evenings but climbs in through your window instead of using the front door like a normal person. (he has too much energy </3) if you hear someone yelling your name outside your window and ranting about volleyball games, you know who it is.

ok when he makes you mad with his bullheadedness, you'll be complaining with kageyama (who agrees vehemently) and hinata gets pissy bc you get along a little too well when you're throwing insults about him. (he's not jealous, no, of course not.) but.. how long can you stay mad at this sunshine child anyway?? you'll be pretending you never got mad at all within a few hours and go back to joking around.

he gets distracted if you're watching a match sometimes (bokuto somehow got it into his head that he needs to show off in front of you) so you got banned from watching. he overcomes it later on so you can cheer him on in his jersey too <3

gives you ALL his attention when you talk or even complain about your life. he reacts a lot to whatever you have to say so you have to pretend there aren’t people behind you glaring at hinata for having the same decibel sound level as a jet engine.

you have matching keychains you bought at a local fair !!! (you got a pochacco one for hinata but it’s super worn out by now so he keeps it in his wallet instead.) 

he has not won a single multiplayer video game against you (*cough cough* mario kart *cough*) and you don’t even have to be good at it. if you call him a loser, he’ll lose even harder. gets unnecessarily mad at just dance and you have to calm him down.

... you’ve probably kissed bc the two of you (mostly him) were too eager for a first kiss and you got fed up with his pubescent ramblings and ended up kissing him. and then had an early mid-life crisis bc you guys are definitely just friends. (unless.. unless he doesn’t think that way.. surprise surprise 😳) also he's.. kind of bad for make out practice... it’s like kissing a month old puppy.. sorry :/. if you happen to make a lot of offhand comments and tease him about his kissing skills, he WILL turn tomato red and argue in gibberish. only do that in private bc the rest of the world thinks you’re sickeningly cute together >:(

overall, your best friend is a ball of sunshine (who occasionally pisses you off) and your #1 motivation to get out of bed. it's mostly bc he's somehow there to get you out of bed though you've repeatedly told him to not climb in through your window. at least the sun is smiling upon you every day <3

❀ sugawara :-

being best friends with him is such a secure relation !! 

he’s your soft place to fall but also would provide gentle (not so gentle) reminders for your wellbeing (STUDY!!! WATER!!!! BREAKFAST!!). doesn’t get mad when you say you skipped breakfast but gives you this look of disappointment which is 100x more effective. still gets a granola bar for you though. also he literally carries bandaids for u and he’s been doing that since second grade bc you fell off the swing ONCE. you know, just in case. if you’re an accident-prone hazard to society, you’re in luck. 

BEST HUGS especially if you had a rough day and want to sob into his shoulder. if u damage his $85 hoodie tho, he will make u do his laundry and also buy snacks for him. but like he is so soft (his skin is SUPER soft bc he actually follows a skincare routine now) and cuddly like a teddy bear, it's a small price to pay for salvation.

he will hype you up for anything you do !!!! new outfit? offers to be your personal photographer. scored an A+? will treat u to your fav ice-cream. new job? will tell everyone just how proud he is. 

ALWAYS shares the last bite with you and smiles to himself when you eat it so contented. also!!! hanging out at cafes and taking cute pictures is a must <3 even though you’re not dating, you’ll have photos together that make you look a real couple which ensue teasing from daichi and asahi and admiration/jealousy from noya and tanaka. also he gets weirdly protective of you around the team (i’m looking at the moron quartet) and you have to pull the “koushi you’re not my mom” card. it really strikes a chord with him when you say that out loud.

will egg your ex's house with you if you say the word. somehow gets more pissed than you at your ex (if they're a shitty one). it's kind of scary when he's mad too so.... good luck calming him down. he's also really good at sarcastic trash talk so if you happen to meet your ex on the street... send prayers for their self-esteem.

you don't really fight often but if you happen to disagree, he'll go about it in a pretty mature way and talk it out. if you pick a fight on purpose, he'll catch on to it and either tickle you (excessively) or flick your forehead as punishment for trying to rile him up. it’s impossible to prank him!!!!! it’s like he’s got a sixth sense or something so you might as well give up on anything of the sort. 

you said you want to get a dog (or cat) with him in the near future and he somehow equated that to having children. turned bright red and started saying it’s too soon to be thinking of that while you had daichi stop you from smacking some sense into your overly imaginative best friend. (i mean, you do need to live together if you want to raise a pet sooo)

his lockscreen is a picture of the two of you so a lot of people who try to hit on him take the hint quick. he says it’s unintentional but you know he can be terribly scheming at times. if you say something like “why don’t you date me for real, coward” he will malfunction and not be able to look you in the eye. (“don’t joke around, y/n” “what if i’m not” “it kind of feels illegal to date you” “what do you mean?!💢”)

anyway you are one lucky mf if you have sugawara koushi as your best friend even if there are both ups and downs (mostly ups). having someone care for you so blatantly certainly makes the question of romance arise but you’re content with the most loving best friend ever.

❀ bokuto :-

you guys are the “two best friends in a room, we might kiss” “yes we will” “what” type of best friends PLS

it doesn’t matter what stage of life you met him, it’ll feel like you’ve been best friends since the beginning of time.

it’s just so easy to make friends with this airhead and by god’s gift, you cannot physically get annoyed at this man. sometimes his friends will complain about him being forgetful or blunt but you’re just there like. yeah. that’s bokuto. love him for it. (you seem to have a lot of patience.)

he probably gets into trouble with authority unwittingly, so save your weekends to sweet talk his way out after accidentally implying the coach has a weak mindset. afterwards, you go get ice cream or something and hang out at the dog park to forget it happened. (the amount of second hand embarrassment bokuto has given you though... you need some hard drugs to forget all of it.) 

you probably make a lot of friends through him in high school/college but at the end of the day, it’s just you and him and sometimes akaashi making sure you guys are alive. if you guys are alone together on a friday night, you’ll still be having fun!! very often, it takes shape as karaoke :-) bokuto thinks he’s really great at rapping for some reason (he’s not) so cue you screaming the lyrics in an attempt to ruin your part of the song equally. also he always sets the key wrong??? although you sing the same songs each time?? sometimes he picks a song neither of you have ever heard and the both of you try to guess the melody. he’s terrible at it but at least he’s funny. there’s not a single song he hasn’t had a voice crack in.

if you go clubbing/partying with him, get prepared to be introduced as the friend of “the guy who did four keg stands in a row before proceeding to do a cartwheel unprompted and somehow not throw up”. is on first name basis with the bartenders/hosts and gets you free drinks. also gets hit on often but is oblivious unless they’re being very straightforward. if he’s not into them... you have to pull the s/o card and save his ass. oh also he barks at anyone that gets near your drink.

will always exaggerate when introducing you to new people. “y/n and i met when i saved them from drowning a terrible death.” “it was the children’s pool and you were the one that was screaming.” “and then y/n didn’t really thank me but it’s not like heroes need thanks to do the right thing.” “kou, i will push you into a pool right now, let’s see how well you swim.” (he learned swimming to impress you so joke’s on you.)

he likes to watch you do stuff at the end of the day, so if you see him go o_o at you doing homework, you can just put your earphones on and focus on your work. even if he’s making.. a strangely.. adorable expression. also LOVES to listen to you talk about your day when he’s tired, he says it helps him sleep better (so expect a lot of nighttime calls). moreover, if you say you had a bad dream, he’ll comfort you with his ridiculously confident tone of voice (unless the dream was about something bad happening to him, then he’ll freak out and you’ll have to comfort him instead </3)

ok one thing that’s annoying about him is that he probably leaves food crumbs over your stuff like laptop, bed sheet, etc. you clean it up but bokuto.. is a bit... distracted to notice the mess he’s making. it’s usually pretty difficult to get him to be more aware, but like your glare is enough to make him at least try to be careful from the next time. (either that or he’s become sensitive to your change in mood/emotions bc you know... you’re best friends after all.)

i’m not gonna lie, he probably catches feelings for you at some point. he wants to, like, keep it lowkey bc akaashi told him to take your feelings into consideration too but?? it’s so hard?? you’re literally so pretty?? everything you say is like music to him??? he reacts reflexively to all the firecracker feelings u give him. he probably says he likes you all the time but you dismiss it with “as a friend right :-)”. there’s no climbing up from that one, sorry bokuto.

to summarize, if a moody golden retriever was your human best friend.exe

❀ miya twins :-

they feel like a set. it would be strange to have one of the twins as a bff and not have the other one around whoops 🤷‍♀️ 

either you and osamu bully atsumu in your free time, or you and atsumu annoy osamu for fun (or both) <3. it’s always a good idea to team up with osamu and prank atsumu for fun btw. (put wasabi in his breakfast pancakes and you’ll get a very pissed off but weirdly cute tsumtsum. you can blame it on osamu if you don’t want to face his wrath.) your alternative is to embarrass osamu in front of strangers with atsumu, have fun with that. (second hand embarrassment also works.)

when you were younger, you pretended to not be able to distinguish the twins bc it would visibly rile atsumu up and then you’d go “ok you’re atsumu”... which would further rile him up. osamu got used to your shenanigans though it ticked him off the first time too LOL. call them the wrong name on purpose and they’ll start a riot; be careful when you’re playing with fire pls.

you guys played a lot of knight and prince/princess/royal when you were a kid and atsumu would always try to make osamu the evil dragon holding you captive. in the end, you were somehow the knight, osamu the prince to be rescued and atsumu the big, bad dragon. (it’s kind of funny in hindsight. your parents have photographs of the three of you fighting like no tomorrow.) also speaking of which, your parents are also friends and have bets on which twin you’ll marry (or if you will at all). it’s tearing your parents’ friendship apart.

these two have DEFINITELY fought over whose jersey number you’re going to wear to the games ( “oi, ‘samu, stop brainwashing my best friend into wearing your stupid double digit number” “you know i’m the best friend, ‘tsumu. they clearly like me better over yer ratty ass.” “what did ya say?!?!? if anything, you’re the one that looks like ratatouille.”) you wore kita's jersey number to games.

imagine sunday picnics with the boys !!! by that, i specifically mean osamu and his perfect bento boxes <3 sometimes the two of you will cook together before your outings while a sulking atsumu stands outside bc you didn’t let him. (let him in, you monsters.) he says he can cook too but the last time the twins’ bickering almost burnt the whole kitchen down. the picnics continue well into adulthood and you get to diss your boss to the twins who will always support your rants. (sometimes atsumu will tell you it’s your fault but you can smack him off. we only need supportive besties here 🙄)

if someone hurts u.... they’re going to need divine intervention to be safe... you have two well-built, physically adept best friends ready to beat the shit out of anyone who deliberately breaks ur heart. 

when the twins get into a physical fight...... oh boy. it kinda pisses you off that they’re spewing profanity at each other and you’re the one getting glares. but at the same time, you don’t really want to step into a fight that has nothing to do with you. people should solve their interpersonal issues on their own. they have never fought over you, this isn’t twilight <3 

but the question did come up once on which twin you like better; it’s not something to seriously fight over though. if you chose osamu, atsumu will complain for six days straight and you’ll start to regret ever answering the question. if you say atsumu, osamu won’t feed you his onigiri anymore for a few days which is just as bad. the safest choice is to say neither bc it will both be funny and you won’t suffer too many consequences. if you say you love the both of them for being your best friends all this time and go all mushy, there’s a slight chance they’ll go soft too. god help you from the bone crushing hug you’re about to receive 🙏

you make sure to not miss any of atsumu’s official games !! sometimes he’ll wave at you and make the reporters give you hell bc he’s a little shit. just push osamu to them and run away if it gets that bad. (he gets free advertising for his shop, he should be grateful.)

osamu is super good at cheering you up!!! whether it’s with food or with pleasant talk, you’ll be feeling much better with a full stomach and a calmer state of mind. as for atsumu, he’s really good at you cheering you up by distracting you. he’ll talk about his team or this new serve he learnt and the world will seem a lot brighter bc he seems so happy about it. whichever twin you go to, it’s win-win. 

in return, the twins take up a good chunk of your time. sometimes atsumu will crash at your place after a game though you’ve told him to not lead the damn reporters here. osamu makes you taste test his experimental onigiri... which are not always good..... no seriously, why’d he put honey and tuna in there ?? but still, your life is ridiculously colorful with them around.

anyway, what can i say except what’s better than one best friend?? two best friends !!!

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