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weirdowriter · 2 years
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Pulling for Rosaria cons has not gone well :c
I got ANOTHER NOELLE. I love her and all but She’s already came home 8 times!
The max cons anyone else has is a 3! And most don’t have cons AT ALL
Rosaria plz come home a few more times. Noelle plz keep traveling the world.
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genderfluid-druid · 4 months
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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bob-artist · 28 days
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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
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kleefkruid · 5 months
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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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littlegoldfinchh · 3 months
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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bokkerijder · 3 months
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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc
against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"
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liliotl · 1 month
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who can relate
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wizardpotions · 4 months
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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.
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ra3kiv · 2 months
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sea, swallow me
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bookslutskye · 3 months
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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thewebcomicsreview · 4 months
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snakesinsocks2005 · 15 days
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Pin for survivors
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theriverbeyond · 26 days
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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katabasiss · 4 months
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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gideonisms · 4 months
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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way
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vio-marks · 29 days
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