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#it’s lit
after some consideration of 9-1-1: lone star 2x12 i have concluded
perks of being asexual with zero interest in sex: i would not be getting intimate with anyone and thus notice the fire quicker and get out safe
cons of being a lazy asexual dumbass, specifically: no i wouldn’t. maybe i smell smoke but i’m comfortable, i don’t want to move, it’s probably nothing...maybe i smell smoke but it’s probably coming from outside...maybe a ghost burnt some toast...idk should be gone when i wake up in the morning, it’s probably fine
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splodey-goat · 2 hours ago
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Is being "underchallenged" in school even a thing that actually happens to people? Like my entire time in middle and high school counsellors and administrators kept pushing me to take more classes and AP classes under the assumption I wouldn't be depressed or act out if I was doing twice as much schoolwork and I literally cannot imagine a single scenario in which that'd help anyone.
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wrenviel · 13 hours ago
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Me: Fifer and Dev is harmful pls don’t ship it, it reinforces the stereotype that aces and aros only need to find the right person to be “fixed”
Unwanteds Wiki: stfu ur opinion sucks we love them 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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badbatch · 14 hours ago
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mace: [sigh] what has young skywalker done now
obi-wan: [flashbacks to all the shit anakin has gotten up to in the past 24 hours] NOTHING
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arctic-hands · 16 hours ago
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I HAVE HARNESSED THE POWER OF FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
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[Image Description: a small glass candle holder with a picture of Snufkin wandering away on it, with a small lit tea candle in it glowing away. End ID]
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landryaugust · 20 hours ago
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mood for walking out of the ap world exam
#jinxing this so hard but i blew those writing prompts out of the water#okay that’s very much a stretch but it did definitely go better than expected#first two saqs i think i did v well on#third one not so much but i think it was passable#dbq i know i didn’t get all 7 points but i do think i hit most of them#and the leq i actually knew plenty abt so i was able to be v specific on it which is good#multiple choice section i had to rush through so idk what’s happening there but i don’t think it went terribly?#this is the complete opposite of lit wherein i definitely aced the mcq section but bombed the essays hfjdjf organization there was a train#wreck but if Nothing else the ap world writing portions were coherent#and also this gif just works bc it means i’m done w studying and testing for it lmao#although studying for it was fun i enjoyed that#it’s honestly so strange social studies classes are generally v boring for me to sit through but whenever i look into the subject material#on my own i’m like wow this is so interesting!! the same thing happened w ap gov last year lol#but i don’t have to think abt the test anymore and now i have the rest of the month to get caught up on late work and study for ap calc so 😌#the ap world chronicles#personal#anyway. c*llege board don’t come for me <3#and if i don’t get the credit i don’t even care bc some of the history gen eds at the college i’m going to sound so interesting like i will#not complain if i have to take one lmao
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ok-ak · 23 hours ago
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gooood morning just made a paragraph long post and deleted it so that’s my mindset this am :)
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shiiimmer · a day ago
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all weekend I’ve been so stressed abt the fact that I decided to split with my thesis group & wondering if I can even do this on my own... but now that ive sat down to work on it im so interested and having so much fun I don’t even have time to worry
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rhetoricalrogue · a day ago
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Snippet Sunday
Taking advantage of @dwead-piwate-meggers’ open tag and a post about what would upset the detective the most to have been destroyed in an accident to give my gal Zoe some angst.
“It’s so stupid,” she spat, voice thick and cracking despite her best efforts. “It’s just a thing. I...I shouldn’t…”
Mason knelt beside her and looked at the fretboard she held in her hands, trying and failing to ignore the twisting pain in his chest as Zoe tipped her face up, as if gravity and sheer willpower alone would keep the tears he could see shimmering in her eyes from falling. Aside from some chips that could possibly be filled in, it didn’t look too terribly bad. The headstock and the actual body of the guitar, on the other hand…
Well, he was pretty certain that there was no salvaging what was left. Maybe the hardware like the tuners and the bridge, if she was lucky. Everything else was toast.
“It isn’t stupid if it meant something to you,” he told her, voice surprisingly gentle, even to his own ears. “Tell me about it?”
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Fire and I have a complex relationship. As in, I like to burn things. I can still remember the first time I burnt myself with a lighter. 😪 I prefer matches over lighters though.
Butt I love water just as much. I always wanted gills and a tail. Well, until I realized how terrifying the ocean is.
I would climb and jump off this really tall wardrobe, with grocery packets as parachutes. I still dream about flying like Peter pan.
I used to try start my own little garden. I'd clear my patch, dig my holes and plant my seeds, but every time I did, the dogs would dig up whatever I'd planted.
I always got/get so angry whenever anyone cut down trees. Be it irl or in video games. My sibling makes sure to either avoid them in their games or go out of their way deliberately cut them down to antagonize me.
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badbatch · a day ago
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greater good chapter 13 / chapter 20
thrawn: TIME TO TEACH AT THE MOST INOPPORTUNE MOMENT.
his current Victim: one day. one day i’m literally going to shoot you
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onewiththedemons · a day ago
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when u watch edits of a scene (especially fight ones) before the actual scene and then the actual scene just ain’t as lit
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badbatch · a day ago
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me every time thrawn praises someone after they figure out enemy tactics on their own:
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