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Genre/Tropes: There's some "scary one x soft one" dynamic sprinkled in here!! There's also some hinted mutual pining.
Summary: You decide to join Jade's club so you can spend more time with him, but your friends are more than a little wary about what the eel has in store for you.
Author's Comments: man i love jade leech and his silly little mushrooms. i would let him cook me the most outrageous mushroom experiments and i would eat them all. Also JADE GETS JEALOUS!!!!!
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“You want to join?” Jade blinked, his eyes wide as he set the cool drink on your table.
“Yes! Really badly!” you accepted the drink gratefully, staring up at the merman with stars in your eyes, “Your club sounds really cool, and Crowley said I have to join something but basketball and board games and track aren’t my thing but then I saw yours and I was like that’s so cool! So pleaseee let me join! I want to learn about mushrooms since I know you like them-”
A gentle hand placed on your head stopped your pleading, Jade’s affectionate gaze making a wobbly smile spread across your face. He sighed, rubbing gentle circles while tapping his other hand to his mouth thoughtfully.
“I don’t know...” he hummed, “The mountains can be harsh...are you sure you can handle it? Aren’t you worried about being alone with a scary moray?”
“Stop teasing!” you huffed, snatching up the hand that wasn’t petting your head and squeezing it.
“Of course I’ll let you go with me, Prefect. I’d love to have you along.” Jade laughed quietly, giving your head a final pat before he pulled away, “I’ll come pick you up at Ramshackle three days from now, okay?”
“Yes! Thank you so much Jade!” you beamed, nearly launching yourself out of the booth and into his arms in your excitement.
“It’s nothing. I’m simply pleased you’re interested.” he smiled back, sharp teeth glinting in the low lighting of the Mostro Lounge, “Please enjoy your drink. It’s on me.”
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You paced around the Ramshackle Lounge living room, going through a mental checklist of all the things Jade would have you pack for the expedition. Grim sat on the dust couch, curled up and staring at you weirdly.
“Why’re you pacing around like that? It’s weirding me out.” he grumbled, making himself comfortable on the dusty fabric.
“I joined a club.” you said, beaming as your pace quickened, “Jade is going to pick me up soon and then we’re going to go look for mushrooms in the mountains!”
“What?!” Grim jolted up, eyes wide, “You’re going in the mountains? Alone? With Jade?! Henchhuman, do you have a death wish?!”
“Relax, Grimmy. I’ll be alright. I’m really excited for this!” you said, patting his head absentmindedly as you passed by the couch again.
Grim opened his mouth, about to beg you to stay and not go anywhere with that creepy eel, but three loud knocks on the front door halted the words in his throat. You jumped, smiling as you ran to the door and threw it open. Ace and Deuce stood on your porch, both jumping a foot when you flung the door open.
“Damn Prefect, how happy are you to see us?” Ace teased, making his way inside.
“I know we’ve been gone for a bit, but you don’t have to act like we left you here all alone.” Deuce joined in, smirking at you.
“No, no. It’s not that. I was just-”
“The Prefect is going on a date with Jade!”
The three of you turned to look at Grim, flabbergasted at the sudden outburst. Ace and Deuce turned to look at you with the same expression, their eyes wide and disbelieving.
“It’s not a date, Grim!” you yelled, feeling your face heat up, “I just joined his club, that’s literally it. Stop making these weird accusations-”
“Prefect!? You can’t be serious, right?” Ace grabbed you by the shoulders, shaking you hard, “You can’t go anywhere with Jade! He’s dangerous!”
“Ace is right!” Deuce blurted out, hands outstretched in front of him like he didn’t know what to do with them, “What if he hurts you? You can’t trust him!”
“Guys, you can calm down. I like Jade. He isn’t going to do anything weird. We’re just going to look for mushrooms and go on a hike. He’s not Floyd.” you joked, laughing lightly to ease their nerves.
They don’t look convinced.
You sighed, pulling away from Ace and looking them both in the eye.
“Look, I’ve wanted to go with Jade for a long time. I want to go out into the mountains and experience what his club is all about. I’m genuinely interested in it and I’d appreciate it if you guys just let me take this one. I’ve been fine on my own before, so stop worrying. I’m fine.”
“Prefect, I’m telling you, those Octavinelle guys are bad news. We don’t want you getting hurt out there, especially because of Jade.” Ace crossed his arms over his chest.
“And I’m telling you, that won’t happen. Jade might be unpredictable but he’s not cruel to me.” you waved away their worries, turning towards the door with the intention of leaving.
Jade was standing in the doorway to Ramshackle, a heavy looking backpack on his shoulders as he smiled serenely.
“Hello, Prefect.” he opened his eyes, regarding you with a nod, “Ace. Deuce. Grim.”
The other three stayed silent, whether out of fear or embarrassment or the silent treatment, you didn’t know. You beamed, approaching Jade with a bounce in your step.
“Jade! I hope you weren’t waiting long?” you asked, refusing to look back at your three friends.
“I wasn’t. I just got here.” he chuckled, unhooking a smaller backpack from his shoulder and holding it out to you, “Here. You can carry the water and food. Are you ready to go?”
“Um-! Not yet. I actually don’t have hiking boots and I wanted to ask you about that.” you rubbed the back of your neck, sheepish.
“No problem.” he said, patting your head gently, “I’ve picked a flat trail. It’ll be a simple hike, nothing like what I get up to when I’m alone, I assure you.”
“I’ll be able to handle it once I get proper footwear!” you insisted, swinging the backpack over your shoulder, “So sneakers are fine?”
“Sneakers are fine.” he nodded, holding out his hand, “Shall we?”
“Hey Jade!” Ace yelled, his arms still crossed over his chest, “Nothing better happened to the Prefect, okay?”
You looked back at Ace with a soft smile, affection bubbling up in your chest. These boys were so worried for you. It was kinda sweet, even though he was being really overbearing.
“Nothing is going to happen to them.” Jade turned to look at Ace, catching his gaze, “You are not the only ones on campus that care for them.”
Ace’s shoulders seemed to relax the slightest bit at that, but he was still tense. Deuce said nothing, opting to stare into your eyes.
You knew what he was trying to say without him having to say it.
“Hey, you better come back, Henchhuman! You need to feed me!” Grim grumbled, glaring at Jade.
“I will Grim. Bye guys!” you waved them goodbye as Jade tugged you out of Ramshackle.
Once the door shut, you turned back to Jade. His gaze was clouded with an emotion you couldn’t quite place, his expression betraying nothing.
“Do they normally stay over at Ramshackle?” he murmured, tightening his grip on your hand.
“Oh...?” you flushed at the contact, your brain slowly connecting his statement to Ace and Deuce, “Oh. They...They do, yeah. They’re basically my secondary dormmates.”
“Hmm. Then I don’t suppose you’d let me do the same?” he inquired.
“Sure. I don’t see why not. Hornton comes over sometimes too, so adding you to the mix wouldn’t make too much of a fuss. I think.” you grimace, thinking about the way your friends had reacted to Jade before.
Oh well, every friendship starts somewhere.
“Good. I would be...very displeased if otherwise.” Jade smiled, continuing down the pathway, “I’ll be sure to show up occasionally from now on.”
“Please do! I’d be happy to have you.” you laughed.
“By the way...” Jade stopped abruptly, turning to face you, “I lied.”
You blinked owlishly as he snickered, holding a finger up to his lips. It took you a second to realize what he was referring to.
“How long were you actually there for?” you asked, amused.
“The whole time. I’d gotten there shortly after you’d opened the door and let them in. I heard the entire thing.” Jade shuffled a bit closer to you, “You like me, huh?”
You felt your face burn up again at his obvious teasing, swatting him away with your free hand. He laughed, tugging you back along the path.
“You’re right, Prefect. I have no intention of letting you get hurt. I only want to show you a world I have yet to show anyone else.” he looked back at you and smiled, and your heart felt like it was going to burst from your chest.
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gem and etho are everything to me btw
if you even care
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deermessrs · 4 months
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Walburga: Next step is to fold in the cheese
Regulus: What does that mean? What does ‘fold in the cheese’ mean’?
Walburga: You fold it in
Regulus: I understand that but how do you fold it? Do you fold it in half like a piece of paper and drop it in the pot or what do you do?
Walburga: Regulus, I cannot show you everything
Regulus: Okay, well, can you show me one thing?
Walburga: You just—here’s what you do—you just…fold it in
Regulus: Okay, I don’t know how to fold broken cheese like that!
Walburga: And I don’t know how to be any clearer! You take that thing that’s in your hand—
Regulus: Uh-huh
Walburga: And you—
Regulus: If you say fold in one more time—
Walburga: IT SAYS FOLD IT IN!
REGULUS: THIS IS YOUR RECIPE! You fold in the cheese then!
Walburga: Don’t you dare leave! Regulus! Oh good, now I see bubbles
Walburga: Regulus! What does burning smell like?!
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snowychicken · 1 month
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I need to learn the dance to Hot Chocolate
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neteyamsyawntu · 3 months
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I reached 1k on TikTok last night😭
So ig now the question is if I went live on there to talk about avatar while either editing fics or making my new masterlist, would you join?👀👄👀
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jeffbiblesupremacy · 1 year
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Bible via twitter
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crossdressingdeath · 9 months
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Disappointed that there isn't a single scene in HoH featuring Jason and Hazel nagging Nico about how Food Is Important Actually And He Needs To Eat Actual Meals. Personally my theory for why Hazel doesn't do this is that having been dead so recently she sometimes forgets that eating regularly is in fact a requirement for living humans, but there's no excuse for Jason not doing it and if Jason drew her attention to the fact that this is not normal or healthy Hazel would immediately join him in nagging. Give me Nico being completely dumbfounded by the two of them working together to force him to take care of himself whether he likes it or not! Just in general Nico being bewildered by people caring about him is so good and this is a perfect opportunity for it.
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rhysintherain · 14 days
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You know what we need for a Baldur's Gate 3 expansion?
A standalone adventure for Jaheira's kids.
Jhessum finds some reference to a lost relic or something in forgotten paperwork in their house and decides to go find it.
Fig goes "cool, I'll bring my sword!" And drags Tate along whether he likes it or not.
Fill out the party with some of the tiefling kids (we've already got a thief, a fighter, and probably some kind of spellcaster, so bard Mirkon would be my vote. Or maybe paladin Umi?)
The goal is to search the city and find the relic without Rion or Jaheira catching them and sending them home (because this adventure is Very Dangerous and Not for Little Kids).
Jord knows they're up to something, but also knows he probably can't stop them, so he shows up at key points in the adventure to offer healing, buffs, and information. When Rion asks if he knows what the kids are up to he just shrugs and tells her he has no idea, probably just some game it's fine.
Jaheira is distracted with some important Harper business, so she's much easier to avoid/throw off the trail. Rion knows something is going on, and is actively trying to track down the little siblings before they get into REAL trouble.
Shenanigans ensue.
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spaceprincessleia · 8 months
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Today I invented a planet, the main settlement + surrounding settlements, some flora and fauna, outlined what happened before, during and after the Empire, and a (supposed?) treasure that would lure someone there.
Now I just need some names, the characters and some detours, and the adventure can begin ... one day. :D
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rachlou86 · 1 year
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Couldn’t agree more!!
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I want zillow to add chat forums to their listings so I can see other people ragging on the really ugly or strange houses
Let me see what other people are saying about a Queen Anne house that's a funeral home and still has coffins inside
I want to see other people's baffled comments on why the realtor took pictures of the corner of a house's wall close up
Let me join in on questioning why some house with no walls is over 200k
I want to commiserate with a group
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lukas-crying-heart · 1 year
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If I were to make a Minecraft server would anyone want to join?
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f1-obsessed333 · 1 year
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I need Max to do Race of Champions next year!
Please make this happen Red Bull!
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allieisacrybaby · 1 year
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for some odd reason I am on pickle TikTok and all I’m thinking about is making pickles with sammy🥹
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seysei · 2 years
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*Cough* back at it again (with the "what if" theories) I'm just throwing this out of the drafts before a new chapter comes because there is a 99% chance I could be wrong on this one and that I'm just being dramatic, but I'm putting my trust in that 1%.
So I would be very disappointed if Mikuni was to lose just like this? Nah man.
Hear me out the reason I don't believe Misono will win yet is mainly because of this dialogue between him and Mikuni while playing chess in the "Alicein brothers" drama CD.
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What Misono said here sounds very important. "You always let me believe I'll win before you turn the tables-" Does sound like a foreshadowing and it does sound like a reasonable one considering how smooth things are going according to Misono's plan. Ignore how many got injured trynna capture jeje
it sounds way too familiar with how things are turning out lately don't you think? The game between Mikuni and Misono. It does seem like Misono is winning/ has the upper hand so far, mainly because he discovered Mikuni's plan, but what if the plan is actually a set up to get Misono out of the house. Hear me out, what if the diversion plan was originally made for them to discover it? That way Misono and tsurugi switching places would be its best solution, and perhaps that's what Mikuni wanted.
The Alicein's House seems like the perfect place to capture tsurugi at right now, since Misono and the others are far away dealing with Jeje. So what if the plan was not to capture tsurugi at the hotel building but to capture him at the Alicein's House from the very beginning..? And Mikuni made them think the other way around by lying to Jeje? It's like a double layered plan. Assuming that is true then you can say that tsurugi was already captured the moment he set foot into the Aliceins mansion since Mikuni had it planned out for him, but at the same time this 1 v 1 fight between him and tsurugi seems like a huge gamble made by Mikuni, what I mean Is that Misono's plan on capturing Jeje and Mikuni still stands, this gamble is a way for Mikuni to give Misono a fair 50% chance of winning and a 50% chance of losing. It all depends on him vs tsurugi.
Why I think this entire thing is a gamble by Mikuni and not Misono is because of what shuuhei said: "no one can beat tsurugi in a fight without a servamp, in that case... " in that case they would only have to worry about Jeje. so it means they are fully sure tsurugi would win the fight.
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However, Mikuni seems to be the only one who thinks otherwise. He was confident and prepared when he saw tsurugi at the mansion no? it didn't seem like it matter to him that they "discovered" his plan, His reaction to tsurugi being there doesn't convince me he was truly surprised. How should I rather explain it? At least, It didn't seem like a big deal to him.
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Even though he asked why tsurugi was still here, I can't be the only one who notices how uninterested it sounds and not bothered he looks? is it just because he's a bitch or did he know about it? Could Mikuni have a way to turn the tables around? I believe so.
So they were confident in capturing the little rat Mikuni and had to only worry about Jeje, However I think it would go the other way around considering Mikuni's behaviour so far, by that I mean they will probably be able to capture Jeje instead but not him.
*Cough Cough* ofc he threw Jeje under the buss for it, never expected anything good from Mikuni.
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brilliant 1am idea, putting on my cosplay and playing and streaming all witcher games as Lambert
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