#it would be funny if he did it tbh

[sleepy-bear-tm]

God I am so happy we could recruit him in Azure Gleam.

#the idea of Annette being like 'hey. Mercie. ik we talked about your messed up family but uh. did you know he was the death knight?' #and mercedes going 'Nope!' is very funny to me #also I adore the dynamic Dedue has with these two and I definitely think he would try and look out for him #but he would probably see Jeritza's bloodlust and be like 'hm. i wonder if I should encourage him to talk to his majesty.' #Mercedes and Annette baking him sweets in the meantime #let the poor guy have some peace man #i mean that for dedue and jeritza tbh #dedue has to put up with so much and jeritza is just... jeritza. #fewth #fire emblem warriors three hopes #three hopes #fire emblem #fewth fanart #fanart #art #digital art #doodle #my art #mercedes von martritz #dedue molinaro #annette fantine dominic #jeritza von hrym #emile von bartels

[the-lark-ascending69]

Sick of "Robin wouldn't date her best friend's ex". Get ready for "haha Steve i'm fucking your ex"

#robin would actually think it's so funny that she got back at steve after he (unknowingly) ''stole'' tammy from her for years #it's something that only makes sense in her head #ronance #tbh i don't think Robin would even register it as a problem #i imagine her talking about it with Dustin and Lucas (they're all she could find) #and they're like !! no! your friend's ex is off limits!! you can't do that! #and robin is like ?? why not?? #''dude think about steve!'' #''what about steve?'' #''he's your friend!'' #''he said it didn't bother him'' #''yeah duh he can't say otherwise #that will make him look like the bad guy'' #''why would he say he has no problem with it if he did? i can't read his mind you know'' #''dude it's obvious'' #''i still don't understand what the problem is'' #she wonders how come she ended up taking advice from 15yo boys anyway

[cluescorner]

I gave myself a writing challenge and I am fascinated by it

So basically I put the robins in a randomizer to give them a new order/role (because I just...kinda wanted to see what would happen + I like role-reversal AUs) and got results that are giving me a fucking brain blast.

Stephanie, the first sidekick who defines the role

Tim, the sidekick who dies and comes back wrong

Dick, the sidekick who saves Batman from himself

Damian, the sidekick who was never supposed to be a sidekick but would go on to prove everyone wrong

Jason, the youngest sidekick who is still the Kid Wonder

...So this is fucking wild. I've got some ideas and several of these fit perfectly (Dick's role is pretty similar to his one in canon), but some of these are fucking INCREDIBLE to explore (Steph being the first Robin is something I never even considered but tbh I kinda love it).

I probably won't write a fic or anything because tbh I don't like publishing my writing that much, but I might expand this into a full AU and post about it. I might randomize other stuff too (ie, stuff that I cannot change vs stuff that I cannot keep the same) but this fucking rules as a starting point.

#uhhh what am I calling this?? #randomizedrobinsau #stephanie brown #oh my god I am so excited to figure out how tf to write this. #because she's my favorite of these characters and having HER be the first sidekick + the one who has a mentor/older sister relationship #with the others?? kickass. though I'll probably keep her and Tim's relationship as 'dating-then-exes' because I think it's funny #and then SHE can be the Robin who Tim got fixated on + figured out her identity?? holy fuck and then the angst of Tim later dying #Tim Drake #tbh I kinda wish he'd gotten a different position because 'sidekick who dies' Tim has kinda been done a lot with the standard #reverse robin aus. But it'll still be fun to write. Definitely going the Joker Junior route with this because Batman Beyond kicks ass #Dick Grayson #He'll honestly probably be the easiest. Like...his role has not changed much outside of being younger/not the one who defines this #But I still think it'll be good to see how well I know Dick beyond his eldest brother thing (which is my best way of relating to him) #Damian al ghul #damian wayne #oh this is gonna kick ass #Bruce does not want his son to be a sidekick but Damian just kinda forces his way into that role #and everybody doubts him because of his history with the league but he later proves himself more than capable #to the point that he can set out mostly on his own and still thrive #Jason Todd #Jason being the baby of the family is also something I have never thought about but holy shit it could kick ass #I really hope that I don't roll 'Jason must die' or 'Robin 5 must die' on the randomizer. I just kinda want Jason to live this time #But unfortunately I double-screwed him because he's on the 'must happen' wheel twice now. I did not think these prompts through #TBH I am so happy that none of them rolled their OG roles. because that would have been so fucking boring

[ms-scarletwings]

Oh to be a confused stranger who gets randomly approached by Zim looking for somewhere to vent about whatever’s pissing him off that particular day

#iz #invader zim #I can’t fix him but shit I’d listen to him rant for hours #would totally buy him some chips or something and just sit back and nod occasionally #this joke was just as funny both times #dude really needs a friend #I would die happy only if he did this to Skoodge even once tbh #new fanfic prompt/idea #and it’s just Zim going on a several page monologue about some asshole who cut him off in space traffic

[aroaceleovaldez]

new TSATS prediction based entirely off the interview from the UK Rick Riordan newsletter

#pjo #nico di angelo #riordanverse #tsats #the sun and the star #this isnt spoilers this is just a silly #i do find it funny whenever people say Nico is Catholic though cause we dont have any actual indication of that other than he's From Italy #he doesnt have catholic guilt he has internalized homophobia. those are different things #listen his mom was a clear-sighted mortal who had TWO children with the god of the underworld who also was implied to help raise said kids #nico ain't catholic. this boy has never been to CCD. < source: i went to CCD /neg #however im already taking TSATS as fanon so i will laugh if Nico is randomly confirmed catholic #now Will? Will i could see. Will raised catholic? yes. Nico raised catholic? no. #in my brain Nico was raised with like. his parents having mixers in their parlor room with Maria's socialite friends and misc chthonic gods #like. Nico's babysitter growing up was Menoites (herdsman of the cattle of the underworld) type situation #seriously though i can only think of 3 details that would vaguely imply Nico is raised catholic and that are: #one instance of him helping Percy pick out a christmas gift for Annabeth (though everything in that short story was ooc tbh) #(and also Nico didnt actually ever imply he specifically was celebrating christmas) #two: Percy describing the situation in Sword of Hades as ''spending christmas in the underworld'' (nico is just kind of there) #and thirdly again: Nico's just from Venice #like. did he go to a religious school growing up? possibly! doesnt mean he was that religion though just means his school was #and even then we actually dont know if he wasn't homeschooled before moving to america #in which case yeah figures the like 3 months he spent in Westover would teach him random outdated stuff #they needed to send him to a sketchy school cause the di angelos dont have any records and if their material is outdated #then that's less likely to mess with Bianca and Nico's wiped memories #but demographically speaking its entirely likely that the entire larger di Angelo family arent christian anyways #everybody with misc varied headcanons about the demographics of the di angelo family i give u a little kiss on the forehead #''but what about Nico learning the wrong version of that one myth'' see again: could have learned it at Westover #and also. tbh far more likely that it was a 1930s thing than a religious thing #cause if we're talking staunch catholocism i dont think they'd be teaching him much greek mythology at all #anyways this has been: im far too amused by the phrases 'that boy has never been to CCD' and ''Nico has Become Catholic'

[fantastic-nonsense]

*takes you all by the shoulders* look at me. look at me. Kaz's true love isn't krugre, he's feigning because he doesn't want to admit "weakness" and acknowledge that he actually cares for people. Kaz pretending to care for nothing but money is a front. a facade. a lie.

if you genuinely think he loves money more than he loves his friends you're ignoring the entirety of Crooked Kingdom and buying into the persona he built for himself instead of seeing underneath the armor he wears

#there's a MUCH longer meta w/quotes and canon back-up buried in here somewhere but I don't have the time to write it right now #kaz wants money for the percieved power and ability it gives him to not lose everything and everyone he cares about (again) #not money for money's sake #he would and DID throw away his money in a heartbeat for inej (multiple times even!!!) #and he gave up his money so the Crows would be safe too (during the Geldrunner chapters) #the jokes were funny the first couple of times but now they just irritate me tbh...especially because people make them like 2x a day #kaz brekker #six of crows #soc meta #brotp: the crows

[electric-plants]

cyno: so alhaitham and i are dating

his subordinates who are all still half in love with alhaitham after his stint as acting grand sage where someone finally respected them and let them do their jobs:

#so which one do they give the shovel talk to….? #haino #cytham #cyhaino #alhaitham #cyno #haino incorrect quotes #tbh the matra all have a crush on alhaitham to me #i think he cooperated with them once and every single one decided they would die for this man #this has been an integral part to my haino belief system since i did alhaithams story quest btw #also it’s SO funny it’s so fun to write i have SO many drafts about it #i need more people to get on this train with me fr #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

[commsroom]

fluent french speaker renée yvonne minkowski vs douglas fernand eiffel, guy with two anglicized french names. maybe she's not spiteful enough to pronounce his name the french way but it would be funny if she did. just once. to see how he'd react.

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #renee minkowski #i think it's funny when they have things in common but like. in deeply incompatible ways that would drive them both crazy. #i don't even think he'd register it tbh but if he did it might kill him on the spot. she has this power and she was so merciful. #i think eiffel is american enough that just the reminder he probably has french heritage would deal psychic damage

[oatbugs]

pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me! #LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️ #but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

[kisaraslover]

bro was so down bad a new type of mental torment got invented cuz of him. kaibas dick put to magically induced coma for 2 weeks rip bro....

anyway you should vote for me in the Ongoing Poll

#yugioh #ygo #art tag #seto kaiba #kisara #blueshipping #pharaoh atem #atem #yami yugi #atem and kaiba allergic to each other is my favorite hc. physically couldnt stop himself from cursing kaiba just cuz he was existing #he just didnt like what he did w his face ngl. neither did i tbh. not my proudest moment. he would never be caught doing that... #lest atem curse him again.... #NO trust me this scenario happening or not he would never do that face except when its funny to me #lmao

[spilledmilkfkdies]

They're actually so lucky he didn't start melting into their couch??

#maybe he did offscreen #that would be funny #and horrifying #sick duman had body horror potential #might've said that before #but it still applies #regular duman also had body horror potential #that also still applies #yes i'm posting old gifs again shush #why'd i call him snotman when gooman is right there #huge L for me tbh #winx club #winx gifs #winx season 4 #winx villains #wizards of the black circle #winx duman

[beaulesbian]

Mariner & Boimler in Lower Decks 2x5 || 3x10

bonus:

#star trek lower decks #st lwd #lower decks #marinler #lwdedit #uff after rewatching the seasons so far heres some gifs :'D i have few more ideas for others #i can never say no to a character development and progress over seasons with awesome parallels showing the growth #boimler knew to bring up what he did wrong and apologized (and was okay with showing more remorse) #and mariner knew that in a way they were trying to protect her but they didnt have the whole picture #also since s3 she said she didnt want to leave cerritos and then had to and was genuinely sad about leaving them ;-; thats growth #stedit #stlwd #stlwdedit #beckett mariner #brad boimler #d'vana tendi #samanthan rutherford #mariner x boimler #tbh their ship name could have also been brackett lol as in.. bracket [ ] idk its just funny thought that these nerds would like #mine #gif:lwd #gif:star trek

[potatobugz]

ok. hear me out. bear with me. ive been struck with an idea for a kny au in which basically genya and kanao become main characters.

keeping in line with the whole "5 senses" theme, genya would have a heightened sense of taste and kanao would have good eyesight. :)

#rambles #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny au #demon slayer au #genya shinazugawa #kanao tsuyuri #INCREDIBLY SELF INDULGENT AU AAHHH LIKE #IVE THOUGHT ABOUT THE 5 SENSES THING BEFORE. AND IK THE STORY WOULD PROBABLY WORK JUST FINE WITHOUT A BUNCH OF MAIN CHARACTWRS #BUT I LIKE BIG GROUP DYNAMICS!!!! #AND ALSO we did not get enough of these fharacters. tbh. they are so cool.i wanna see them #also i imagine genyas sense of taste would b something like “he can tell a lot about something/someone just by taste alone” #aka im just imagining him fucking biting people #like he wouldnt. but he would (?) idk it's funny #hed probably like. know exactly what ingredients werw in soething he ate idk #if you ever meed to steal a secret recipe from a rivalling business then hes your guy #and then kanao could see things from very far away + shed probably have god like aim & accuracy #THAT JUSY MAKES ME IMAGINE KANAO WOTH GENYAS FUCKIGN GUN #tanjiro + nezuko + zenitsu + inosuke + genya + kanao is such a fun friendgroup. i like to imagine them going on missions together #i also have the vivid idea in my mind of genya and kanao being stuck on a mission together and #neither of them say a single word to each other. because Kanao doesnt talk much and Genya is very awkward around girls #especially if it is somebody he doesnt know #the idea of them fighting a demon together; never saying a word to each other but eventually getting along maybe? #fighting in sync? learning 2 fight with each other??? idk i like the idea of a silent mission #hold on. thats cool. storing that in my brain #the dynamic is also pretty funny bc kanao is way better at fighting than genya. this poor guy #ALSO NOT TO MENTION THE TASTE AND EYESIGHT THING GOES ALONG WITH THEIR CANON ESTABLISHED CHARACTERS AS WELL!!!

[ohfugecannada]

I think the comics should synergise a tiny little bit with the movies in regard to High Evoloutionary and Rocket being enemies. Not that I think it should be exactly like the messed up abusive creator/creation dynamic of the film (lord knows Rocket’s comic backstory is enough of an inconsistent mess already), but instead more like “this powerful, 1000+ IQ smug intellectual man who basically sees himself as/is pretty much a god-like being, gets shaken to his core/royalty pissed off when he’s out done intellectually by a fucking 3-ft tall furry abomination”

#gotg #guardians of the galaxy #high evolutionary #rocket raccoon #marvel #marvel comics #there is so much potential in a comics!HE and Rocket enemy dynamic fr #especially since HE in the comics is apparently way more stoic and collected compared to the more volatile/unpredictable film version #so it would be so goddamn funny if his breaking point was Rocket being smarter than him and/or generally pulling some loony tunes ass bull #idk man I just think supervillain who has beef with a tiny animal is just the best dynamic ever #also #as far as I’m aware the two have never interacted in the comics like ever #so the canvas is blank and full of potential #tbh comics!Rocket would probably hate comics!HE’s guts in general for the whole animal experimentation stuff #so I can see him beefing with this guy if he ever did anything to get in his way

[svtskneecaps]

ok folks this lives and dies between us but i swear to god with every passing moment and every new fact i learn i am more and more convinced that had i spoken portuguese at age 11 when i got into minecraft youtube the first time i would BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT have had a tiny little baby 11 year old celebrity crush on pactw

#qsmp #pactw #qsmp pac #cute? check. funny? check. smart? check. #did a roleplay series; does funny minigames; MAKES funny minigames #like shit dude if i hadn't worked extremely hard to draw extremely thick lines separating myself mentally from content creators i might now #but i've beat myself over the head with the 'being parasocial only ends up with your favs going to jail' stick #i'm cured. no more unnecessary mental turmoil for me #anyway this is secret shhhhh #shut up vic #block game brainrot #like i don't know how he did during the legendary rp serieses he did back then but holy MOTHER OF PEARL he's an amazing rp'er now #this is not a controversial statement and if you think it is meet me behind the chili's and prepare to forfeit your teeth #question; in brazil what restaurant/food joint/location is the designated brawl zone #like usa tends to be waffle house or chili's or denny's or like. a cracker barrel if you're feeling wild #if you're a brazilian inviting somebody to fight you irl as a meme what do you tell them #(if you are not brazilian but read these tags and want to answer with your unique location go for it i love learning) #long tags #i should be asleep tbh but my brain is like 'heeheehee 2012 never left us <3' #gnight friends like this post if you too would have had a celebrity crush on pactw at age 11 or would theoretically have one at age Now lmao

[charmac]

I know I've been teasing Mac and Dennis fucking for awhile, but instead I present to you:

A totally, and completely, badass... Mac and Charlie chapter

#sugar daddy au #im sorry tbh i really am #but i enjoyed writing this and it is indeed neccessary! this long a chapter? no. but this chapter? yes :) #the alt title of this chapter is 'Mac fucks Dennis part 1' but #i think i would have been killed if i titled it that and Mac did not fuck dennis in this chapter #would have been funny! but im not evil #side note. i am “aging down” Mac bc i realised he cant be 27 in 2022 if he was born in 1996 my bad. #why did no one tell me...