#it would be OFF the charts

[bottombaron]

The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:

Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.

He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.

Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #no srsly #the competence Nandor expressed this episode was off the charts #not that he's not a big dummy at heart #just that i think this is another unreliable narrative thing #we like to go “Guillermo's right there u idiot” #at Nandor #which is valid #but now im thinking that Nandor already knows probably even before the docu-crew showed up #we just all assumed he didnt consider Guillermo because hes an idiot #but hes probably already went thru the 5 stages grief over knowing Guillermo would never be with him for all eternity #and at some point hes going to have to let him go

[theriverbeyond]

tamsyn muir made silas & column men for OUR protection. imagine if the 8th house were a big butch sword lady and her tiny scowling jaundice aunt with long beautiful silver hair who spend the whole book being weird offputting insulting, braiding each other's hair, sucking on the other like a necro battery juicebox, having complicated dynamics of loyalty consumption duty & responsibility..... the fandom would be in shambles.

#truly. 🙏 ianthe wojld have so much competition!!!!!! #trb.txt #tlt thoughts #silas octakiseron #column asht #yuri harrow/silas would be off the charts #gideon wouldn't even look twice at 'dulcinea' she'd be head over tails w the beautiful butch sword lady cyth's plan would be in shambles!!!

[2jihiir0]

Dnd is cancelled today. The DM has other things to do ~

hate-sex ?? This one is a first 💕 you can find the uncensored version on my Twitter

#I just think they would ruin each other #the amount of hate sex would be absurd #off the charts #steddie #steve harrington #fem steve harrington #stephanie harrington #stevie harrington #Eddie Munson #hate sex #steddie smut #smut

[sergle]

I think I'm going to make a temperature blanket this year

#generally people would plan for this earlier. but. I only JUST thought of it last night #I'm considering like a mood blanket / mental health blanket or whatev instead. one of those alternate concepts #but I FEEL LIKE categorizing my mood / mental health day by day would do something to me #and I don't really want to tell on myself that hard. showing off the finished blanket and ppl going oohh... there's a lot of this color! #what mood are these two colors for! #and i'm gonna have to crumple up my color key chart and eat it before they can find out #idk maybe I'll still try that way. but temperature just feels more like. yeaahahhhhh go with the flow buddy #I bought a ton of yarn recently bc there was a black friday sale and I was grabbin skeins for $2 so I shouldn't really need to do shopping #maybe pick up another color or two. but I can probably just bust out my own stash I already have #sergle.txt #crochetposting

[almightaylor]

“I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”

“He is half of my soul, as the poets say.”

“I am made of memories.”

PLEASE IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR 😭

#firstprince #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #tsoa #the song of achilles #that interview has rekindled my obsession of wanting taynick to play achilles and patroclus so bad #their chemistry is off the charts #they would eat the yearning and grieving part of these roles #i am fucking spiraling

[parisoonic]

sunday shitpost

#the character design skill in them having different ears is off the charts /s #heavy would have sphynx cat ears b/c he's bald i guess? #thesis title: do catboys have 2 ears or 4 ears...discuss #tf2 fanart #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 #OH i couldn't figure out how to spell 'meow' b/c im dyslexic. so you get all the spellings except 'meow'

[introspectivememories]

I'M LITERALLY SHAKING BUY HIM BROWN CONTACTS PLS

#like girl we fucking see them #imagine being bear and sleepily turning around in bed and your boyfriend is warm next to you #so you lowly open your eyes only to see his weird blue eyes staring at you. ooh jumpscare #also i remember reading this comic for the first time and getting to this panel and like jolting in shock #why are they that color? why is he fucking looking at me like that? #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern #bear you are so gorgeous and beautiful #this is why they havent let you and jay meet up yet #the beauty would be off the charts. thw world wouldn't be able to handle it

[cheeseproducts]

that one radioeva outfit is douchey enough to suit karl perfectly

#neon genesis evangelion #evangelion #shinji ikari #kaworu nagisa #kawoshin #karlshaun #srsly the frat bro vibes are off the charts #karl with a ponytail would be >>>> tho #my art

[screechingcheesecakecheesecake]

JackLeela you have to stop. Your love too true. Your yearning too different. Your romance too fated. They'll kill you

#cursed princess club #/copypasta #THEYRE SOD DLJDKSKS THEY RE SO IN LOVE GAAAAH #if leelathae watched over the pastel siblings their standard of romance would be off the charts #no fairy tale romance can match jackleela #like literally fairy tales is a literal biography to them #Jack Is Many things but you cant deny that hes genuinely sincere when it comes to things and people he cares about #also hes literally very educated despite not being socially smart #hes so unjudgemental

[abrahamvanhelsings]

the hitch in van helsing's words when he says "i beseech you" im going to cry for real this time. it's not even simply that he knows how important it is that he gets arthur to trust him, that he's conscious of their duty to all living souls and lucy herself to do this to her and how difficult this will be physically and emotionally. it's that arthur now distrusts him, cries at him in anger - arthur, the man who looks like his lost son and whom he loves because of it. the man whose love and respect he may now never get back after suggesting mutilating lucy's corpse. he isn't just desperate for all the men in that room to trust him so they can give lucy peace and keep the living safe. that's the sacrifice of his father's heart splitting in two right there. wtf alan burgon.

#alan burgon owns my fucking life fr every time i think it can't get better and then he's on the next ep and it's like #*holding my heart in his hand* if i squeeze like this i can wring every single emotion you've ever experienced out of you all at once #i had to pause then relisten then pause again b4 continuing #of course arthur forgives him in the end! but vh doesn't know that while he's suggesting this! #he goes up to arthur and suggests cutting off the head of his fiancée and he has to completely depend on his powers of persuasion #(which are off the charts but that's neither here nor there) #what if arthur didn't want to come. he'd only be able to do to lucy what has to be done by dishonouring whatever trust arthur has left #and in any case arthur would always think him mad and awful and never forgive him for anything #i am back on my vh bullshit (i was never off it) yes im being overly dramatic abt it. don't care. #dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula

[trainwreckgenerator]

ok i KNOW this is an insane topic to make a tierlist about but i was thinking about milsiril again so. dungeon meshi characters ranked by how pro-euthanasia i think they are

clarifications:

"pro-murder" here doesnt necessarily mean "likes killing". this chart is about how each character views the ethical ramifications of taking a human life, and some of the people in "pro-murder" are there because they would kill someone outside of a combat situation if they thought it would have a greater benefit, such as saving the lives of many others. the rest of them (like thistle, cithis, and the orcs) are there because they are ready to kill whenever to get whatever they want, which is a very different ethical stance but still fits in the same category for the purpose of the chart.

"pro-euthanasia" means having no qualms over killing something/someone if there is an absolute certainty that the individual will never be able to regain a livable quality of life. this is the only category outside of, uh, murder, that doesn't necessarily require consent for the euthanasia to be carried out.

"it's an option" characters would perform euthanasia if asked, or would otherwise condone consensual euthanasia.

"only in the most extreme" characters would only consider the option as an absolute last resort, once every other possibility had been exhausted. these characters would keep someone alive against their wishes to try to save them.

"absolutely against it" characters would never under any circumstances kill someone they didn't want dead. they would sooner let them bleed out or otherwise suffer against their wishes than perform requested euthanasia, and would protest the performance of consensual euthanasia by others.

#this felt like a necessary thing to think about in a story where life-taking and personal autonomy are central topics #i realize the fact that i made this chart makes me come off like im in the pragmatist category so i wanna clarify #im actually squarely in ''only extremes'' because i am selfish and a coward 👍 #anyway. milsiril would be a deeply cloying palliative care nurse in the modern au i got rattling around. #alsoooo pro-murder ended up being the largest category sdkjf....major consequence of being in a swords & sorcery setting #rambles #dungeon meshi #omg i just realized i separated mickbell and kuro NOOOO i tried to group characters by party but :(

[youngpettyqueen]

Julian's line of "I needed another womb for the baby, and the only two other people on board were Major Kira and me." is already very. That Man Is Trans. and listen yes you can interpret it as him saying Kira was the only choice, but then it's literally followed up by Sisko saying "I think you made the right choice, Doctor." which I know is supposed to be a joke but the implication IS there that there WAS a choice and basically Julian is trans

#star trek: ds9 #julian bashir #he's trans what else can I say #his tboy swag is off the charts #and also I love the idea of him being trans and choosing to keep his reproductive organs like his uterus #I feel like gender affirming surgeries including hysterectomies would be much easier to do in Star Trek #so it'd be interesting if he elected out of that one #anyways can you imagine if Julian ended up with the pregnancy #Julian/Miles/Keiko fic where they all fall in love over the pregnancy #also fucking hysterical imagining Miles having to deal with Julian carrying his goddamn baby #I think that'd drive him insane #I think he would suddenly become very concerned about Julian's less-than-healthy work-life balance #I think Julian would be VERY offended when Miles suddenly didnt want them going to the Alamo anymore #im thinking too much about this now actually

[vaguely-concerned]

somehow enchanted by the detail that odo specifically gives himself (makes himself into??) a latte. he's thought about this. he has Colour Coordinated.

#(as far as I'm concerned he made the wrong choice (I'm strictly a 'coffee black as a moonless night pls' kind of person) #but that's okay he's never tasted coffee before he's got no way of knowing I guess he's just that devoted to beige haha) #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #odo #the autism coding going on here. off the charts #odo and garak having breakfast like they said they would in the die is cast! love to see it #also the kiradax scene at the beginning of this ep uh. hello???? hello are we all seeing this???!?! what is happening here

[naiive-and-starry-eyed]

They had to put Oikawa and Atsumu in different seasons because if they played against each other Atsumu would make one (1) joke about stealing Iwaizumi as his spiker and Oikawa would hit him with a car

#iwaoi #not to mention the danger of them getting along instead #the insufferability and smugness would be off the charts #haikyuu #they hated jesus because he spoke the truth

[mqrianos]

LOOK AT THEM!!!! their smiles that they reserve only for each other....

#gilmore girls #jess mariano #literati #jess x rory #rory and jess #rory gilmore #rory x jess #anti rogan #jess and rory #they make me crazy #and if i say this is THE best kiss on the show only second to javajunkies first kiss maybe #would i be wrong? #the chemistry was off the charts #the fact that they also had one of the most romantic bomb soundtrack playing in the background too

[badnewswhatsleft]

in my aimless bid to find out wtf was up with that random black holes and revelations-ass photo (1) i came across another photo (2) i've never seen before which looks like it was shot in the same place :o

#LIKE AM I TRIPPIN????? im sure i would have remembered that 2nd photo circulating in like. 2016 or whatever #fall out boy #andy hurley #patrick stump #joe trohman #pete wentz #mailing letters #media blitz #pamelalittky i have questions 4 u #anyway the 1st img kills me regardless. like. trick's cunty levels off the charts. andy in a checked shirt #the flash of red lining trick's jacket in the 2nd is sexy too. PETE'S LONGLINE SHIRT