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calmthefuckdownalright · 1 year

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Hello!! Could I possibly request some Phantombur x reader interactions?

Im answering these as quick as I can I promise-

Pairing: Phantombur x Reader

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Prompt: First Date

Wilbur pulled the chair out for you and scooted it under you, allowing you to adjust it as you wished. He took his seat across from you and presented a bottle filled with an odd liquid the color of black cherries.

"I conjured up a strength potion for us, I've got a whole evening planned." He smirked and pulled another identical potion before handing one to you and uncorking them both.

"Starting right from sunset i assume?" You asked sarcastically.

"Well of course, how else are you supposed to see my handsome face?" He smiled widely, showcasing his deadly canines and offered a cheers with his potion. You obliged and downed it with him.

Wilbur shook out his head and rolled his shoulders at the strong taste of the potion.

"Now then, I've set up promptly a whole feast basically for us but before we start I would like you to join me in a game of tag to get our appetites up." Wilbur clicked his tongue.

"So you sat me down like a gentleman for nothing?" You cocked an eyebrow at him.

"Basically yes."

Very much a gentleman and likely does stupid things on purpose to make you smile to make you remember how much fun you had so you'd go on a second date with him

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Prompt: Rocky Start

New to the server and the only other Elytrian in the Pub's interface you were bound to...make...some new friends. Phil had semi introduced you to everyone but the one called Wilbur, or more commonly Phantombur or oddly Ghostbur at times, did not seem very keen to be as friendly as the rest.

"Just give him time. He doesn't like new people. You should've seen it when I got here." Shelby was quick to befriend you and you often hung around at her cottage which was oddly close to the other Phantom's.

"Is he odd?" You asked.

"Depends on the day really. He's super nice once you know him though." Shelby had insisted so you spent the next few days trying to at least get the mischievous potion master to speak to you.

"alright look-" you entered Wilbur's shop with a handful of diamonds and a few gold bars as well. The shop owner looked up in startled surprise before a bored look replaced it. "If I buy out your supplies will you at least tell me why you think i'm scum of the earth?"

"What are you talking about?" Wilbur closed the book he had in his hand and removed the cigarette that hung loosely from his mouth.

"You've done nothing but scowl at me since I got here." You clarified and laid out the gems of payment. Then Wilbur laughed. Loudly and mockingly. He smirked and gazed at your differently, in a way like nothing else mattered.

"Darling I've been flirting with you this entire time waiting for this moment."

Seriously had no idea for this, got a random prompt generator so I really hope you were looking for some romance

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Prompt: Dying wish

"I only wish to see you again, in the next life perhaps."

The words were catastrophic and you had yet to see your husband after your death. For now you roamed a new plane, one of hybrids and monstrous species. You among them with powers unique.

Then something new happened. Someone arrived. A ghost. A phantom of a man with a charming smile and bright green eyes. Rumor had it he was cunning and handsome as they came. A similarity you couldn't bear to connect.

Then you saw him. Wilbur. Your Wilbur. Dead but here with you again.

"I guess we made it to the next life my love." He said when he saw you and nothing could stop you from running into his arms any longer. Years apart were torn down with a single embrace and loving kiss.

Wilbur built a business with you and constructed an strange and complicated shield of protection for you over the next years. You became untouchable lest the rest of the server face the wrath of the Potions Master Phantombur and his ever loyal wife.

"I guess they took till death do we part seriously." Charlie had joked once and earned a sound from Wilbur you longed for. His laugh, intoxicating and joyous.

Kinda sad but overall rather fun

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Prompt: Stolen heart

From what you knew, Phantombur was clever. If he wanted something he would find a way to get it and that was that. For weeks you had heard of supplies going missing and vaults penetrated but no signs of entry found. The work of a true thief.

And yet..you remained untouched and a regular at Wilbur's potion shop just for safe measure.

"You hear about Jack getting robbed?" You smiled as you entered the shop and picked out your usual order. A few regen and a strength potion.

"Weird innit?" Wilbur smiled at you and gave a convincing smirk.

"Totally weird. Heard he saw some real pretty green eyes close by earlier before it happened." You narrowed your eyes knowingly at him. "Similar to yours I do believe."

"Aw you think my eyes are pretty." Wilbur feigned flattery and chuckled.

"Can I ask you somethin Wilbur?" You leaned on his counter and the Phantom man mimicked your stance, his face inches from yours and smiling like a cat as always.

"Well of course darling." He responded slyly.

"Why haven't you stolen from me yet?" You questioned with a hushed voice and narrowed eyes.

"It's simple my dear," Wilbur rasied a hand and brushed a loose strand of hair behind your ear. "Your heart isn't just sitting in a storage room somewhere ripe for my taking."

PICK. UP. LINE. is all i could think of with this randomly generated prompt and I'm not gonna lie if you used this on me I just might perish

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tmmyhug · 1 year

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*Crawls out of the grave with fic recs*

I will still love you, even if I must do it blind. by toed

incomplete // 15/? chapters // 18k

Phil watched as his oldest bathed in blood, surrounded in a battlefield of his own making, almost unrecognizable from the rest of the carnage.

Phil watched again as his next son received visions that he himself could not comprehend, tearing him apart from the inside out.

And finally, much too late, he watched as his youngest looked at him with nothing left to give, a look he had seen twice before, a look that he would never forget.

He saw a god.

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Five Stages of Grief (As told by the DreamSMP) by Doctorpants

complete // 1 chapter // 2.1k

Tommy dies in the prison.

Tubbo refuses to believe it.

Technoblade fills with rage.

Sam offers a deal.

Niki won't get out of bed.

And somewhere far away, two ghosts find acceptance.

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do you love me? (i thought you did) by miraii

complete // 1 chapter // 2.2k

when p!tommy meets dsmp!wilbur, angst ensues

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The River That Flows South by KnoxEnden

complete // 1 chapter // 3k

The God of Protection and the mortal boy born of both the God of Life and the Goddess of Death have a small conversation at a river that always flows South.

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I Will Come Around When the Time for Sleep Is Through by Anarchy_and_Piglins

completed // 10/10 chapters // 28k

Technoblade dies at his execution and is promptly reincarnated as per the Blood God's contract. Phil is the long-suffering immortal who has to break house arrest and pick up his best-friend-pseudo-son from the Nether.

Meanwhile, the rest of the server is understandably confused about the war criminal turned toddler situation.

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Atlas, not Theseus by Nikashuk

complete // 1 chapter // 2k

Techno finds Tommy standing a bit too close to the edge. He's not sure he likes the parallel

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can i have any closure? by nervousn8

completed // 1 chapter // 2k

Technoblade got hit with a fucking truth potion, and you can bet your ass Tommy's going to make the most of his forced honesty. Big pig looking fuck.

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Vilhoma by nervousn8

completed // 1 chapter // 4k

Technoblade enters the prison Awesamdude built exactly two times in his life.

The first time is to retrieve a dead body.

The second time is to create one.

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A God's Favorite by nervousn8

complete // 1 chapter // 1k

She's a young God, one that hasn't quite learned how mortals work. That doesn't mean she's unaware that he's decaying. That doesn't mean she can't see that she can't fix him.

When she comes back, he's dead. She's failed.

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scvrllet · 2 years

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angst fics? oh i got you

I will still love you, even if I must do it blind. by toed incomplete // 15/? chapters // 18k Phil watched as his oldest bathed in blood, surrounded in a battlefield of his own making, almost unrecognizable from the rest of the carnage. Phil watched again as his next son received visions that he himself could not comprehend, tearing him apart from the inside out. And finally, much too late, he watched as his youngest looked at him with nothing left to give, a look he had seen twice before, a look that he would never forget. He saw a god.

Five Stages of Grief (As told by the DreamSMP) by Doctorpants complete // 1 chapter // 2.1k Tommy dies in the prison. Tubbo refuses to believe it. Technoblade fills with rage. Sam offers a deal. Niki won't get out of bed. And somewhere far away, two ghosts find acceptance.

do you love me? (i thought you did) by miraii complete // 1 chapter // 2.2k when p!tommy meets dsmp!wilbur, angst ensues

The River That Flows South by KnoxEnden complete // 1 chapter // 3k The God of Protection and the mortal boy born of both the God of Life and the Goddess of Death have a small conversation at a river that always flows South.

I Will Come Around When the Time for Sleep Is Through by Anarchy_and_Piglins completed // 10/10 chapters // 28k Technoblade dies at his execution and is promptly reincarnated as per the Blood God's contract. Phil is the long-suffering immortal who has to break house arrest and pick up his best-friend-pseudo-son from the Nether. Meanwhile, the rest of the server is understandably confused about the war criminal turned toddler situation.

Atlas, not Theseus by Nikashuk complete // 1 chapter // 2k Techno finds Tommy standing a bit too close to the edge. He's not sure he likes the parallel

can i have any closure? by nervousn8 completed // 1 chapter // 2k Technoblade got hit with a fucking truth potion, and you can bet your ass Tommy's going to make the most of his forced honesty. Big pig looking fuck.

Vilhoma by nervousn8 completed // 1 chapter // 4k Technoblade enters the prison Awesamdude built exactly two times in his life. The first time is to retrieve a dead body. The second time is to create one.

A God's Favorite by nervousn8 complete // 1 chapter // 1k She's a young God, one that hasn't quite learned how mortals work. That doesn't mean she's unaware that he's decaying. That doesn't mean she can't see that she can't fix him. When she comes back, he's dead. She's failed.

i have more if you need just hmu - xoxo ur fave fic dealer

omg i literally love you thank you i’m crying at like half of these descriptions already sorry to all my formers for i’ll be going mia reading and crying over all of these

#/p #man the first one #i’m #sobbing #so very excited to read all of these do you want my opinion on them afterwards or can i just cry i. your inbox and you’ll understand #asks:#screennamealreadyused #fic recs

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mellohimelody · 3 years

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thinkin abt how the ufo was literally older than l’manburg

#purpled #dsmp #dream smp #mellohi-posting #there’s not a lot of buildings on the server that can say the same #like there’s tommy’s and tubbo’s houses and the community house #(though tubbo’s house and the community house were both destroyed and rebuilt)#and there’s definitely others that i just don’t know abt #but you get the point #purpled started building the ufo on his second or third day i believe.. back around the same time that the first disc war was goin on #it was built before wilbur first entered the server #i’m just.#something could be said about how the ufo could be a historic monument but just didn’t make the cut (similar to c!purpled) but i dunno

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modx-reborn · 2 years

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Keeping bunny!blade plugged with a carrot themed plug. Just a thought

Keep having these thoughts.

It was a novelty gift, given by a certain cheeky phantom when the two of you were out and about one day, having watched the blue man phase through the floor and drop the bag in your hands with a wink and a smile before disappearing the way he came. Leaving you and your dear bunny confused and slightly worried that the phantom may be in your walls watching you, listing the addition of obsidian to the lining of the walls of your bedroom for a future date.

There was no way you were expecting what you found when you opened the bag, a mid-sized plug, carefully crafted and designed to mimic a carrot, with grooves and flared base that would leave a little bit mimicking the end and leaves of the vegetable. The silence that filled the burrow was thick and consuming, to the point that you had to put the toy down and leave the room, leaving your dear bunny alone with it and whatever was brewing in his head.

Who was it for? You? Techno? Both of you? Why did Wilbur of all the fucking people on the server have this godforsaken thing?

While questions floated through your head, techno had already made up his mind and came padding out to you, stripped down to just his sleep pants arms looping around your waist and pressing his face to your hair before he rumbled in your ear.

"Bedroom please, I have an idea, need you for it but still bedroom please darlin'..."

Your bedroom was more a den than the rest of the house, built into the wall and only accessible by a small door, it appeased something in the hybrid side of techno so you didn't mind having to bend down to enter the room.

In the room was the gift, and an all too familiar and used bottle, half-empty from the number of times it had been pulled out to help during Techno's heats and your more adventurous nights, and so the last thing you had expected was for your hulking bunny to walk forward rolling the bottle towards you as he stripped down, leaning over your shared bed, strong hands spreading himself open.

The way he was splayed showed off everything, his cock hanging heavy and half-hard between his legs, his tail twitching slightly as you approached guiding your hands across the smooth skin of his thighs, teasing your way to his hole.

"You want...Are you sure honey? I know this will be a first for you, we'll have to start with fingers and then we can use the... Are you sure?"

A short nod and the tilting of his head is all you need, as when you catch a glimpse of his face you know he is serious, with his eyes blown wide and lips bitten red from how he must have chewed on them in thought. All it takes is a nod and the flick of his tongue wetting his lips and your on him, dripping the skin warmed lube onto him and slowly pressing in with your fingers, watching as he shakes and his ears twitch, hips bucking backwards into your hand as you stretch him open.

Only pulling away to lube up the plug, replacing your fingers with the ribbed toy slowly, watching how his little tail flicked and twitched as it eased into the base, looking oh so at home in him like he was made to be wearing something like this.

"Oh what a pretty bunny, stuffed full like this..."

God, maybe you would have to get a few more of these in bigger sizes if this is how he reacts to a mid-sized one...

#c: technoblade #mcyt smut #k: hybrid #k: light praise #k: toys #k: teasing #mxad #anon response

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normally-alexis · 3 years

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|| Twins

Pairings - Wilbur x Reader × Techno

Growing up within the Philza Minecraft household it was pretty tough being the only girl there. Tommy would always be yelling at Tubbo so you couldn't study properly, Wilbur was always loud fighting with Tommy. You all weren't blood-related but Philza just took you in from Dream when you were in your teenage years.

At the time You, Techno, and Wilbur were close to age so you all would get along smoothly. When you were 15 Techno and Wilbur were 16, Philza had you guys train a lot and work. You sorta were one of Philza's favorites so you didn't have to work all the time.

You and Techno were in a pretty tight relationship, he was calm and collective and wasn't so loud. He was one of the reasons that keep the house quiet. Wilbur was sorta the opposite of his twin and It showed, he was into music while Techno wanted anarchy and no government.

Tommy usually wasn't home because he played with Tubbo, being only teenagers it was pretty boring without social interaction from other people. You decided to train with Techno for a while to get better if you needed to fight against anything or anyone.

He said he'd be gentle even though he wasn't even that stronger than you were, it wasn't a sword fight because you didn't want to get scared it was just a normal training session on seeing who gets on the ground first.

Of course, it's unfair since he weighs more than you. "This is unfair, you weigh more," you didn't like being on the ground more or less being underneath somebody. "I thought you like challenges." He stops for a moment and puts his hands in his pocket.

"Not ones I know that I'm going to lose," He knew that he would win so you can't let him win on his own. "Unrelated topic {Y/N}," you look back at him shifting your attention and hum as a response. "Since we aren't blood-related we could be in a relationship."

He's not wrong but it would be a large pill to swallow being in a relationship with somebody you grew up with. "You aren't wrong but we're still minors," you laugh it off not thinking about the moment.

As you grew up you didn't stop thinking about that moment that Techno said 5 years ago, you were an adult at the time so you could do anything now including drinking and having sex. You hung out with Techno and Wilbur more often since Tommy was a teenager you only sometimes visit him whenever you visit Philza.

You had a pretty big place to stay in but it was very secretive since you were attached to it and whenever somebody has attachments on the server it's a weigh down. You exit out of your house walking down the stairs.

You hear your wolf barking and ignore the sounds, Techno had invited you to a Hot springs to catch up on whatever you guys were doing. Nothing much was thought about the moment but you thought about being alone with Techno half-naked.

You continue walking through the dirty and deep vines, your shoe gets stuck halfway but you shake it off and keep going. The hot springs weren't originally spawned but it was something built by Lazarbeam.

You weren't far away from anything so it wasn't going to be such a long walk, you cut through the forest to get into the Dream SMP. Not too far from the path, you were a few feet from the hot springs.

You just assumed you were earlier than Techno and you open the door to the hot springs, you walk inside and close the door looking around. Techno's crown and cape is placed on the hook, he was here before you.

There's a red beanie on a hook as well but you don't look at it very much. You take off your jacket and hang it on the hook, you throw your shoes on the ground and leave them in the room. You make your way into the Female bathroom and close the door behind you.

You start stripping off your clothes off and taking your bra and underwear off. You place your old clothes on the top shelf, you throw your pocket knife on the ground because you didn't want it to get rusty inside of the bath.

You walk over towards the shower area and grab the showerhead, you turn it on and start spraying your body with the water. After a few light sprays of water, you grab a towel and wrap it around your chest.

You keep it tied up tightly, You look at your legs making sure they aren't bruised or showing any body hair. It wasn't visible or wasn't even there so you made your way out of the bathroom outside where the hot tub was.

You peek outside and see Wilbur and Techno waiting, having a dirty mind came with two perks. Having a threesome with men you grew up with but weren't blood-related too, or have rough sex with one of them and let the other be jealous.

You shake the thoughts and enter inside of the hot tub. You remove the towel once you were in the water and throw it to the side. You had seen male genitals before nothing to be dirty-minded about, plus you and Techno had multiple moments when you've seen each other naked.

being stared down at by two men naked was very odd. "Techno remember five years ago when we were about to fight," he takes a moment to think back Wilbur wasn't aware of the situation because it was an inside thing.

"Yeah, I suppose," he responds since you guys were still minors at the time of the conversation before it was illegal but if you did it now it wouldn't be illegal. The guilt of having sexual acts with somebody you grew up with faded away the older you grew up.

It's embarrassing to out yourself in such a pitiful way, "Want to do it now?" Knowing that Wilbur was still there with you and Techno it sorta gave you an ego boost. "Wilbur's still here," you smile at techno and cover the expressions because that's immature.

"Threesomes exist," Obviously there wouldn't be any relationship between Wilbur and Techno it was just having relationships toward the female in the relationship. Techno stays quiet for a moment and Wilbur leaned back putting his arms up.

You move closer to Technoblade and grab his chin looking back up at him. "C'mon Techno You'd enjoy it," teasing Technoblade is a very dominant move since he's normally more dominant than others.

Techno gives in and places his hands on your waist picking you up. You wrap your legs around his waist. He moves you both over towards Wilbur, Techno moves his towel to the side and places you on top of him.

You stop for a moment to take him in at once. Virgins are usually the horniest people, you don't move for a while neither does he at least 'for the moment.'

Wilbur isn't getting much attention since you had more feelings for Techno but also shared a good amount with Wilbur. Technoblade was everybody's favorite... Wilbur moves behind you grabbing onto your boobs.

He pinches your nipples for a moment, teasing your reflexes. You squeal from it and then get very weak from it. Techno starts moving himself but it's not fast because the water slows the pace down.

Nothing could go possibly wrong, just with your two favorite boys.. Wilbur rubs over your nipples not being so rough on you. Techno grabs one of your legs and spreads it further apart by a little giving him more room to work with.

The water was getting really warm against your skin and the teasing wasn't helping it very much. Two twins in opposite positions one teasing your upper half the other teasing your lower half. Wilbur got bored and started leaving bite marks on your body, each bitemark trace hurt from the last one.

Techno hit your g-spot even inside of the water and you squirm and squeal. Guest the statement "never trust twins" comes into play at this moment. It's not safe to climax into a hot tub even though there's chlorine inside of the water it's still dangerous.

Before you could ever state that you were going to Climax Techno stops thrusting and then pulls out causing you to have a failed orgasm. He likes seeing you on your edge knowing that you can't get what you wanted.

Your body was covered in bite marks and it was very visible. "You're so annoying," Techno laughs at you and flicks your head leaving you with Wilbur holding closely onto you.

✩‧₊ Make Sure to Drink water / Eat ✩‧

✩‧ Btw it's about to be 4 am < 3 ✩‧

#mcyt smut #mcyt x reader smut #mcyt x reader #techno smut #wilbur smut

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ray-ray-writings · 3 years

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A Dedicated Pig-Technoblade

#3 and 47 from this prompt list! Check out my masterlist here! This is in the DreamSMP Au. I

This is a Technoblade x GN reader!

So in this AU I am making it so that your cannon lives are shown on your left wrist. And if someone types something in chat or if someone joins the server, it appears as text on your right arm until you dismiss it! If you are confused feel free to ask me any questions!

Part Two! Part Three! Part Four!

Y/N finally meets the one that everyone has been walking on eggshells over.

Y/N’s POV

I will never forget the gasps, murmurs, and then tense silence that followed the notification that everyone received on their right arm. Technoblade had joined the SMP. I didn’t understand why it was such a big deal though. Of course I had heard the stories. The horrors that he had done. The fights he picked and won. The amount of blood that had been shed at his hands had earned him the title of “The Blood God”. But when push comes to shove, he’s just another mortal man.

Everyone was a little freaked out and on edge because of the new addition to the server. I mean, Schlatt had just banished Techno’s family, his two brothers, from the nation that they created and fought for. Everyone knew that family was everything to Techno and if there was one thing Techno would do anything for it was his family. He would literally go to hell and back if it meant that his brothers and his father were safe.

Finally after a few minutes of everyone holding their breath, I scoffed, rolled my eyes, and went on with my work, cleaning up the election decorations. All eyes turned to me “Y/N” Niki hissed, “Do you not understand what just happened? He could be anywhere” I let out a joyless laugh as I looked at my best friend, “You really think he’s going to come here right away? With nothing on him? With his brothers on the run? You think he’s going to worry about coming here, where it would be a 1 vs…” My eyes scanned the crowd doing a quick mental count, “15 plus? Come on Niki, think with that big brain of yours.” I claimed, a little annoyed, as I took down a banner.

Niki let out a shaky sigh but nodded and continued helping me. “You’re right,” I chuckled at her response and bumped her shoulder, “You know I always am”. Soon, everyone went back to their own tasks, forgetting the news we all had just received. ‘See Mr. Pig Man Blood God’ I silently thought to myself, ‘You’re not as scary as you may think’.

*Time skip*

A week and a half had gone by since Technoblade had joined the server and no one had seen him. Like I had predicted, he immediately had searched and met up with his brothers and had stayed clear of the main part of the server. That being said, I should have known that he would rear his pink head at some point…

When I first joined the server, I had made myself a small farm for food. Well of course everyone found out about it and wanted a part of it. So my small farm grew and grew. When Niki built her bakery, she needed a steady supply of well… supplies. Sugar, wheat, eggs, milk, and all that. I had plenty and I was more than happy to give her what she needed in exchange for baked goods. So once a week I would haul boxes of supplies across the SMP from my farm to her bakery.

Everyone was aware of this and so on these days everyone would stay out of my way. Which is why I was so surprised to slam into someone while carrying a box of eggs to the bakery.

I let out a huge gasp as the sound of eggs cracking filled my ears as I slammed into someone. The box fell out of my hands as raw egg covered my hands and body. “What the hell!” I cried out, looking up to yell at whoever had just crashed into me. I was momentarily stunned. There in the flesh, right in front of me, stood the Blood God himself, Technoblade. My surprise didn’t last long as I remembered why I was angry in the first place.

“What the hell are you doing here? It’s bakery day, sure you didn’t know that, but you should have taken the hint not to be here when you didn’t see anyone walking this part of the Prime path!” I shouted at the pink haired man. Techno’s brown eyes widened as I verbally attacked him. “And now I’m covered in raw egg! This is not pleasant! It’s gross and sticky and cold and I do not enjoy it! You are sooooo lucky I have a change of clothes at the farm and that my chickens laid a lot of extra eggs this week or else you would have had to explain to dear sweet Niki why she wouldn’t be able to open her cute bakery this week.” I hissed out.

“I’m sorry,” Techno began with a raised eyebrow, “Do you not know who you’re talking to?” He questioned with a deep voice. I let out a loud scoff at the audacity of his question, “Of course I know who you are, Mr. Blood God,” I mocked. “So. You do know who I am and what I am capable of.” I scoffed at his smug words. “I said I did, didn’t I? And frankly I couldn’t care less about you and your reputation. You’re just a guy. A guy that has ruined my day because I now have egg all over me!” I complained, wiping my hands on my pants.

I reached down and began picking up the box and the eggs and egg shells that had fallen on the ground.“You know, I could kill you with no hesitation?” Techno claimed as he crouched down, moving his face close to mine. “I’ve done it before to many others. They blink and my sword has entered their chest. I’ve probably slaughtered more people than you’ve ever met in your life,” Techno mused, a smug smirk tugging on his lips.

I looked up from my box with a blank expression on my face, “Am I supposed to be scared of you? Is that supposed to scare me? Make me shake in my boots?” I questioned, my eyebrow raised. Techno’s smirk slowly slipped off his face. He quickly stood up and stared at me in shock, “Didn’t you hear me? I could kill you!” He explained. I rolled my eyes and also stood up. “So could another human. Literally anyone else. So could a fall from a huge height. So could a dedicated chicken. You’re not special.” I stated, turning on my heel and began walking back toward my farm.

“So you’re really not scared of me?” I heard Techno question as he began to jog to catch up to me. “Haven’t I made that clear? You may have scary stories and legends surrounding you, but when it comes right down to it, you’re a man. Well, part pig, part man, but a man and mortal all the same.” Techno let out a scoff, “Technoblade never dies,” he claimed. “But you could. You have three cannon lives just like the rest of us.” I concluded.

Techno silently followed me as I moved through the barn, replacing the eggs that had cracked when we collided. After I filled the box once more, I set it down before stepping into the bathroom I had built. “I’ll be right out. Don’t touch anything.” I commanded. Techno gave me a mock salute before looking around the barn once more. I closed the door and quickly cleaned up. I took off my egg covered clothes, washed my hands and body before putting on the clean clothes I kept here.

I found Techno where I left him. “You ready to go?” I questioned softly. His eyes trailed from my horses back to me as he gently nodded. I made my way back to the boxes before picking the egg box back up. “Is this going to?” Techno asked. I looked over and found him pointing at the last box needing to go to the bakery. “Yeah, but you don’t have to-” I was cut off by Techno picking up the box. “Let’s go” He said walking out the door. I let out a laugh before following him, being sure to close the door behind me.

The two of us made small talk about anything and everything on our way to the bakery. Techno told me all about Wilbur and Tommy’s constant squabbles and I told him all about everyone’s wariness ever since he joined the server. Techno helped me put everything away, which caused me to be done a lot sooner than I usually get done. The two of us left the bakery and made our way back outside. We began strolling the prime path and subconsciously came to a stop where the two of us met.

Our conversation died down and the two of us stood there for a moment, just staring at each other. I finally cleared my throat, “Thank you for helping me today. I really appreciate it.” I thanked, running a hand through my hair. Techno mirrored my actions with a shy smile on his face, “No problem. It’s the least I could do.” There was a slight pause before he spoke again, “Hey. Listen. I’m sorry for threatening you earlier. It’s just… Everyone I’ve ever met has been terrified of me and when you weren't… It really threw me for a loop. So… thanks. Thank you for giving me a chance.” I let out a giggle at his vulnerability, “It’s no problem…. Maybe when this is all over and you and your brothers are welcome back into L’Manberg, we could hang out more.” I offered. Techno gave me a soft smile and a gentle nod, “Yeah. I’d like that. A lot.”

“Techno!” A voice whisper shouted. The two of us jumped at the sudden interruption and turned to look at who had called the pink haired man’s name. It was Wilbur. “There you are! Where have you been?!” He questioned, marching up to the two of us. Techno made a gesture to me. Wilbur’s eyes shifted to me. I gave him a smile and a wave. “Hey Wilbur. It’s great to see you” Wilbur’s eyes softened as he gave me a smile, “Hey Y/N. It’s so good to see you too. We’ve got to go. Techno was supposed to be on a spy mission, but I see he got distracted…” I laughed at his words and nodded. “Something like that,” Techno claimed, rubbing the back of his head a blush.

“Well it was great to see you Wilbur. Tell Tommy I miss him and that I say to stop trying to decorate with things that aren’t his, yeah?” Wilbur gave me another soft smile and nod, “Will do Y/N. Tell Niki I miss her?” I returned his smile and nod. I then turned to Technoblade and gave him a smile as well, “It was lovely to meet you. I really hope this is over soon so I can show you my weapons collection.” Techno’s eyes lit up and he nodded. “It was amazing to meet you too Y/N. And I would love that. So much.” I giggled at his response and nodded. “I knew you would. Bye guys.” I gave them both one last smile before turning and headed back to my farm.

As I was leaving I overheard the next part of Techno and Wilbur’s conversation. “So… Y/N huh?” “Shut up.” “Who knows, when this thing is all over maybe you’ll get together and have pink haired, Y/E/C babies… Oh I would be the best uncle and-” “I’ll give you a five second headstart.” “Oh come on Techno-” “Five” “Please” “Four” “Tech-” “Three” “You know it’s-” “Two” “Oh come on” “One” “OH GOD! RUNNING!”

I let myself look over my shoulder at the two. Sure enough Wilbur was sprinting down the prime path as fast as he could, but Techno was right behind him. “Get over here!” Techno shouted after Wilbur. “NO!” I let myself giggle at the two’s antics. My eyes focused on the two for as long as I could, but soon enough the two were out of my view and my ear shot. Oh I can’t wait until this is all over.

There you go! I hope you enjoyed! And I hope I did the anon that requested this justice! If you did enjoy, be sure to leave a like! And maybe even a reblog or reply telling me what you liked about it! Until next time!

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raindownforme · 3 years

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Crush

Charlie Slimecicle x Reader [she/her used]

It had been hours since y/n had started her stream. At the beginning of it she’d been working on the origins SMP and grinding at gathering supplies and resources while everyone else was off doing other things. A few times someone had popped onto the VC she sat in, Niki had talked while eating dinner and Ranboo had came to recount his day, but otherwise she had remained alone in the beginning.

But it had been several hours since then. Now it was 3 going on 4 in the morning. She sat curled up on her gaming chair, her eyelids just barely staying open. She was exhausted, but she was determined to stay awake until someone else started streaming. To pass the time, y/n had been interacting with chat and reading aloud donations.

“Hello?” A voice came through her headphones and she jumped, nearly falling out of her seat. “y/n?”

“Oh! Philza!” He chuckled a bit. Her voice sounded light and she began to yawn halfway through her sentence. “How nice to see you. What are you doing up?”

“Well it’s roughly noon for me and I was about to start streaming.”

“Ah. Of course.” She began to tap at some buttons, readying to move around her audience.

“Have you been awake for long?”

“Yeah. But I had a few people visit me.” As the notification of Phil going live dropped, she sent everyone over with a wave. “Niki and Ran came by.”

“Aw you sound disappointed.”

“Well I wanted somebody to come by but I guess he was too busy.”

Philza laughed again. “Yeah? And who’s somebody?”

In her stupor she giggled and winked towards a camera that wasn’t on anymore. “I can’t tell you who I have a crush on.”

The man froze, watching his chat go by a mile a minute. They kept throwing names around, even if they didn’t make sense, and he knew this wouldn’t end up any where good if it progressed. “Is it alright if we talk about this later? Why don’t you get some sleep.”

She yawned and stretched. She slowly went to get out of her chair. “Alright dad. Goodnight. I love you.”

“Love you too.” The discord call made the familiar noise of someone disconnecting and y/n turned off her display. She went and slunk into her bed, nesting underneath the covers, and quickly drifted to sleep.

———

y/n woke up a few hours later. As she sat up the first thing she did was reach for her phone to see a missed call from Ranboo. She went to call back and he picked up almost immediately.

“You are so dumb.”

She groaned and wiped at the sleep in her eyes. “Can I be awake for five minutes first.”

“No actually. You’re trending on Twitter.”

She squinted, trying to recall anything. “Did I do something bad? Was it last night or....?”

“It wasn’t like. Bad. But it was last night. You told Phil on live that you have a crush on someone.”

She paused, feeling her face grow warm with embarrassment. “Did I say who it was?”

“No you didn’t.” She sighed and felt herself relax a bit. “But they’re trying to figure it out. You didn’t make it very hard.”

“Well I didn’t say a name.”

“Yeah so you let them pick from the six men your age who have been on this server. Like I said you’re dumb.”

She sat up and got out of her bed, letting Ranboo sit next to her on speaker. She went to her desk and booted up her computer. She pulled up twitch on one monitor and Twitter on another. Loading up the streaming site, she sorted through all of us Phil’s new clips to look for last night. She found it quickly and began playing it.

“Have you been awake long?”

“Yeah. But I had a few people come visit me.... Niki and Ran came by.”

“Aw you sound disappointed.”

“Well I wanted somebody to come by but I guess he was too busy.”

Philza’s laugh echoed through her monitor’s speakers. “Yeah? And who’s that somebody?”

“I can’t tell you who I have a crush on.”

The clip ended with Philza glancing wide eyed between the camera and his computer monitors. y/n sighed and looked over at her other monitor. Her twitch name was trending. She clicked on the tag and scrolled through countless tweets of clips of her and other boys from the Origins SMP. There were ones of her and Jack, her and Charlie, her and Wilbur, her and Sneeg, and even her and Tommy or Tubbo. She took the time to respond to ones of her and the younger boys, emphasizing that if anyone was going to speculate anything it wasn’t going to be with her and children.

“Ran, what do I do?”

“Ignore it? It’s not like you have an actual crush on any one right?”

She paused, chewing the inside of her cheek. “Ran..”

“Oh! Oh my god!” He started laughing and y/n could hear him fall from his chair onto the floor. He kept laughing as he got up. “Oh please tell me who it is-“

“No! I’m an adult! I don’t have crushes on boys.”

“Oh that is fake!” He kept laughing and y/n rested her head in her hands. “You know you might as well tell me who it is.”

“Yeah fucking right.”

“I’ll black mail you.”

“No you won’t!”

“I’ll show Tubbo your number and he’ll leak it.”

“To who.”

“The discord.”

y/n rolled her eyes. “Yeah yeah yeah. When are you getting on.”

“An hour-ish.”

“I’ll see you then.”

“Alright byeeeeeee.”

Ranboo ended the call and y/n sighed. If she told Ranboo who she liked, he’d eventually tell Tubbo, who’d eventually tell Tommy, until he told someone and so on so forth. They were teenage boys. It wasn’t a very lucrative group. And Tommy seemed to record with Charlie almost every week. It seemed impossible to get by without disrupting something.

y/n went on to busy herself around her home for the next hour or so, doing some cleaning and other chores that had to be done. When she finished, she made her way to her pc to begin recording. She wasn’t planning on a live stream today, but a recording session would still do her channel good.

As she sat to boot up Mojang, she pulled up discord on her second monitor. She saw the kids already in a call; Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo.

“Hey boys.” She slipped on her headphones as she entered the call, but they were all yelling.

“DON’T YELL AT ME.”

“I’L YELL AT WHOEVER I WANT WHEN I KNOW I’M RIGHT.”

“ARE YOU TOMMY? ARE YOU RIGHT?”

“Hi y/n.” Both boys stopped yelling as Tubbo pointed out that she had arrived. “Ranboo’s live by the way.”

“Thanks Tubbo. Are you guys on origins?”

“Yep!”

“Great, I’ll be on in a sec.” As she opened the world, she spawned somewhere she didn’t remember. It was dark around her, like she was swallowed by obsidian. “Uhhh, boys? I might be stuck.”

“I told you! I told you I was right! Chat tell Ranboo he’s an idiot!” Tommy started yelling again as Ranboo tried to tell him to shut up.

“That doesn’t explain why I’m surrounded by obsidian. I don’t have a pick!”

“Well, y/n,” she looked over to her discord call to see all the boys had their cameras on now. They all sat with their hands crossed while wearing sunglasses. Ranboo had his full mask on. Meaning he probably had camera on for his stream. Tubbo cleared his throat as he kept talking. “We have some questions for you.”

“If I answer can I get out of here?”

“If you answer honestly.” Ranboo leaned forwards a bit. “You told Philza Minecraft you had a crush on someone, correct?”

“Yeah. Sure. Might I add you’re all immature?”

“Is this crush, a man? Hmm?” Tommy tipped his sunglasses downwards slightly.

“Yes. How many more questions?”

“You’re not done. Is it someone on this server?”

“Does that matter Tubbo?”

“YES.” All the boys shouted in unison.

“Jeez fine. He has played on multiple servers, this could be one of them.”

Tommy slammed his fist on his desk. “HONESTY.”

“YES. HE IS.”

Ranboo gave a fake evil chuckle. “So it’s someone we know. A man we know. A gamer we know. One of us.”

“Yeah yeah.” y/n quickly pulled up twitch on her third monitor, making sure that he wasn’t watching Ranboo’s stream.

“Now y/n. I’m muted on my stream right now. Is it Wilbur?”

“Uhh…” He was there. He was watching the stream. Whatever she answered, he’d know.

“Wilbur! It’s Wilbur!” The boys started cheering as she realized that she didn’t quite answer. But as long as Charlie didn’t know the truth.

“Yeah. Can I come out now?” She watched charlie’s name disappear from the chat. In her game, Ranboo’s character came over to set her free from the obsidian.

“Thank you for your honesty.”

“Yeah no worries. I’ll see you later boys.” She logged out of the server and scooted away from the monitors. She knew she made a bigger problem for herself.

She walked over to her bedside table, taking her phone off the charge, and went to face time Wilbur. He picked up quickly, holding the phone extremely close to his face.

“y/n!”

“Are you streaming?”

“No not at the moment.”

“Great because I fucked something up.”

“Oooooh tell me.” Wilbur propped up his phone in front of him and took a drink of something in a mug.

“So the children- did you see the clip from Phil’s stream?”

“Absolutely. Continue.”

“They went and cornered me into telling who my crush is. And they said you and I was distracted so they assumed you-“

“Is it me?”

“No fuck off. But now everyone thinks it’s you and even worse, the actual person was watching! He thinks I have a crush on you and I don’t know if that’s good or bad.”

Wilbur nodded. “Well who is?”

y/n pursed her lips, thinking for a moment before admitting the truth out loud for the first time. “Charlie.”

Wilbur froze, then scrambled to pick up his phone. “I have to go.”

“WILBUR NO.”

The line went dead from Wilbur’s end and y/n groaned, chucking her phone against her pillows. She rubbed at her eyes with her palms, deciding she might as well continue recording.

y/n logged back onto the Origins server, keeping herself out of the active discord calls. She could see that the three boys were still in a call, and Wilbur was talking with Philza. She rolled her shoulders back, getting into the mindset to record.

“Hey everybody!” y/n went on start the recording, talking mostly to herself about finishing construction on her house. It was quite a tall house, built of mostly stone and cobble, but she was still proud of it. The bottom two floors were reserved for storage and mining, and there was one room of entirely water for Niki. The top floor was a large spread patio frames in by dark oak fencing with a glass roof surrounded by dark oak half slabs. Her being a skeleton in the game, having a vantage point helped her snipe enemy mobs. It was also conviennent for attacking creepers to get music discs. She had quite the collection growing already.

“Okay so if I-“ y/n paused, looking over at her other monitor. In the main chat of the Origins SMP server, Wilbur had a sent a singular message.

WilburSoot: dress formally for an event in 2 hours time hosted at the Pubé

y/n took a breath, a bit nervous of what that meant, but still responded to let him know she would be there. In the meantime, she continued on her video, taking the 2 hour period to build herself a lovely garden area and an additional storage area deep underground.

“Thank you everyone! I hope to see you all soon.” She ended the recording and took a breath. There were 15 minutes until Wilbur’s event, and she supposed she had to dress nicer than her pajamas.

A moment later, she returned to her computer wearing her favorite sweater and a comfortable pair of pants. Looking over at discord, she could see most of the Origins SMP members in a discord call together, excluding only Schlatt, Technoblade, and SMajor. She took a breath, thinking for a moment, then clicked into the call.

“Hello?”

“y/n!!!” Jack’s voice screamed through her headphones.

“Sorry he’s a bit loud.”

“OI. AM NOT.”

“Come down mate.” Philza cleared his throat. “y/n. Lovely to have you.”

“Thanks Phil.”

“Before we start, no one’s live at all.”

She paused cueing up the game, her mouse hovering over the server. “Before we start what?”

No one answered. Quietly, she entered the server and made her way to the Pubé.

“Welcome to event of the century.” Ranboo’s character jumped up and down. Every one stood in the Pubé facing her.

“Alright. And what kind of event is this?”

“A ball! With food and drink provided by Philza and music provided by Tommy.” Wilbur’s character ran over to the jukebox in the corner to show her.

“That’s lovely, Will. Was I supposed to be more dressed up?”

“I think you’re perfect as is.” Charlie’s character jumped up and down. She paused, trying to swallow the giddy feeling rising in her chest.

“Let’s begin! Tommy, the music?” Wilbur turned the the teen as he placed the music discs. y/n watched everyone pair off, leaving her and Wilbur alone. Wilbur walked over to her, hitting her playfully.

“Hey Wilbur.” y/n looked over as the two went into a separate call.

“y/n!!! How are you doing? Enjoying the party?”

“Well I haven’t been here very long.” She held her hands closed over her lap. “Wilbur, I feel like there’s something going on here.”

“It’ll be fine. Trust me?”

She sighed, a smile playing at her lips. “Fine.”

“Good.” She could hear the smile in his voice. “Maybe dance around a bit. I’m going to talk with Phil.”

They both left the chat, Wilbur entering a call of just him and Philza and y/n entering the main room. The music was still playing. Everyone seemed to have split off into groups, leaving her alone. She sat by herself, watching everyone mingle about. It was only her in the main call, leaving everyone else in groups, but it was nice. She turned her head to watch her second monitor, seeing Charlie move out of the call with Wilbur and Philza to the main room with herself.

“H-Hey there.” She watched Charlie’s small character bounce over to her. “How’s it hangin?”

“Oh. Uhm. Good I guess. It’s nice to see you back on the server.”

“Yeah I guess I haven’t played in a while. I mean I haven’t streamed that much either but I’ve been recording.”

“That’s nice!”

“Yeah. I mean I’ve been able to watch other streams though.”

y/n thought back Ranboo’s stream earlier in the day, knowing full well Charlie had been watching that one. “Right.”

“We don’t have to talk about it. I mean I know how you feel.”

“Oh. Oh no please tell me Wilbur didn’t say anything.” y/n rubbed at her forehead with the heel of her palms. Convincing the internet she was in love with Wilbur Soot had been a problem in its own, but Wilbur telling Charlie she had a crush on him? “Look Charlie I’m sorry I didn’t want him to tell you it’s just- god you’re so nice and funny and really cute and it’s a stupid crush I never wanted to ruin our friendship. I’m so sorry Charlie.”

The other end of the call was quiet for a moment, but then she head Charlie almost laugh. “You have a crush on me?”

The realization washed over like a tsunami. He’d been talking about the stream, Wilbur hadn’t said anything. “God no wait Charlie-“

“On me? You have a crush on me?”

“Okay now you’re just rubbing it in. I take it back.”

“You can’t take that back!”

“Why not?”

“Because I don’t want you to.”

y/n paused, a smile creeping on her face. “Are you telling me that you have a crush on me over a Minecraft server?”

“You said it first!”

She glanced over at the camera on her computer for a moment. “We could have avoided this the whole time?”

“I- yeah we could’ve.”

y/n giggled, resting her face in her hands. “Is this our first date then?

“No!” She could hear Charlie suck in a breath. “I mean, let me take you somewhere better. Just give me a few days?”

“Days? That’s speedy isn’t it?”

“Okay Maybe weeks. But I’ll take you somewhere. Anywhere. Trust me.”

“Of course.”

She could hear Charlie laugh on the other end of the call. “Until then, how much time do we have to make up for?”

She smiled, settling herself into her chair. “Charlie, more than you could ever think.”

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evienyx · 3 years

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DSMP Citizens POV 2: The Prime Path Florist

DSMP Citizen POV Masterlist

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There were many florists in the Dream SMP. With how much destruction there was, people were constantly having to rebuild their yards, and the gardens, and the planter pots that would rest outside of businesses, and so being a florist could result in a very successful business.

The Prime Path Florist had been there the longest.

Before even TommyInnit had arrived, the Prime Path Florist had settled down in the Dream SMP, creating a simple garden for themself and enjoying life with their cat, bees, and every flower known to man.

As the server's population grew, and the Prime Path truly came into being as the main way to get around, the Florist claimed a piece of land, built up a humble shop, and started their business.

While there was no competition at first, as the chaos and wars began to rage through the server, more and more businesses popped up offering services to help with rebuilding. One of these such businesses was the Greater SMP Flower Shop, who opened just after the end of the L'Manburg Revolution.

Then, when another, smaller war broke out across the server and the Greater SMP Flower Shop was destroyed, they didn't build it back.

That was where the Prime Path Florist beat out all of their competition. They would always rebuild, if they even had to. The one time damage had been caused to their shop, though, what they had done to the person who caused the damage made it so that everyone knew from then on to not mess with their flower shop.

(Then, eventually, the land that their shop was on accidentally became part of the Holy Land, and it didn't even matter anymore anyway, because nothing on the server could harm the Holy Land.)

Out of all the leaders of the SMP, the first that the Prime Path Florist met was Nihachu, a resident of L'Manburg who was known to be close friends with the president.

"Good morning," Nihachu said when the Florist first met her. "How are you doing?"

"Well, and you?"

"Great! I'm just looking for some flowers to brighten up my bakery!"

"Of course. What kind of flowers are you looking for?"

Nihachu (Niki, she had insisted quickly) had left that day with arms full of white mullein. The next morning, the Florist had opened the door to find a package sitting inside, filled to the brim with baked goods.

The Florist had no idea how Niki Nihachu had gotten the things inside.

The door had been locked all night.

As the L'Manburg election loomed ever closer, it felt as though tensions were rising throughout the server. The Prime Path Florist was fine, though. Their shop was safe, and business was good as the pavilion and stage were set up for the day when the results would be released.

They turned off the public announcements on their communicator as the day of the results arrived. They didn't care to hear about politics. They just wanted to sell some flowers.

The day after the election, the Prime Path Florist was on their way to their shop when they saw VP Tommy running down the back roads that they took to work every day, what looked to be a piglin-hybrid in tow.

All three of them stopped. The stranger's hand floated to their side, hovering over the hilt of an iron sword, which looked like it had been hastily wrapped.

Then, the Prime Path Florist gave the teenager a nod. "Vice President," they said, greeting him the politest way they knew how to.

VP Tommy smiled a little too wide, and glanced at his companion before shooting off down the path again, not even acknowledging the Florist as he passed.

(Later that day, when a customer off-handedly mentioned that Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit had been banished by Schlatt, the new president, the Florist realized that the teen had thought that they had been telling him that they supported him.)

(The Florist shrugged.)

(They didn't care much for politics, anyway.)

Still, customers began coming into the shop more and more frequently (more than usual, at least, especially during a time without too much destruction), and they would lean across the counter and whisper about news from a place called 'Pogtopia.'

When the Prime Path Florist found out that it was the name of a rebellion, fighting against Manburg and led by Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit, who were bent on getting their country back, they were a bit surprised. They said nothing, though.

The Florist didn't care much for politics.

Less than a week after the election, the Florist met their third SMP leader face-to-face, as ex-President Soot's son Fundy walked into their shop.

"Could I, er..." The fox tugged at the edge of his cuff. "Do you have anything for first dates?"

"How long have you known them?" The Florist asked, already thinking through possibilities.

"Well, a while," Fundy said. "It's Dream."

The Prime Path Florist stalled. Then, they said, "I think I have the perfect one." They gathered up a bunch of prairie roses, passing them over to the other. Fundy paid for the flowers, gave a bit of a wobbly smile, and then set off, running down the path as soon as he set foot outside.

The next morning, when two customers gossiped to one another as they browsed, the Prime Path Florist found out that the Admin of the SMP and the son of the banished president of L'Manburg were engaged.

The customers wondered what would happen as a result of this. They wondered how the alliances would work, what with Fundy's father being the leader of the rebellion, Fundy himself working for the new leader of L'Manburg, and Dream being the Admin in charge of everything.

The Florist did not offer their thoughts, because the Florist did not care much for politics.

A few weeks later, the day after the announcement of the Manburg festival, Secretary Underscore arrived, looking a bit too small in his suit, but a smile on his face as he entered the store, the smile widening when his eyes landed on the Florist's bees zipping between the flowers.

"Bees!" He exclaimed, taking another step inside. "I love bees!"

The Prime Path Florist smiled gently. "I do too. What can I do for you today, Secretary?"

"Tubbo, please," the teenager replied. "And I don't know if you heard, but I'm in charge of decorating for the festival! I was wondering if I would be able to order some flowers to be put in the morning of?"

The Florist nodded. "Of course. Would you like to come pick them up at, say, 7:30? I normally open at 8, but I'll delay opening by an hour so I could help you put them in."

Tubbo grinned. "That would be great, thank you!"

"Of course, Secretary Tubbo." The teen looked a bit uncomfortable at the title, but he nodded as they asked, "I assume the Government of Manburg will be paying?"

"Yep. The color scheme is going to be based around the flag, if that helps!" Then, without another word, the kid waved to the bees and was gone.

Just under a week later, Tubbo helped them cart dozens of red Imperial Montagues and Dark Geranium.

"What do these flowers mean?" Tubbo asked them as they moved together down the Prime Path, the air crisp and the sun just beginning to shine over the landscape.

The Florist cleared their throat, tapping the side of the cart handle with their finger. "The lighter ones mean Power," they said as they turned the corner of the path, moving down toward the festival grounds.

"And the darker ones?"

The Prime Path Florist thought of the customers who murmured to them about Secretary Underscore, a secret spy for the rebellion. "...Melancholy. They mean melancholy."

Tubbo's smile dimmed, his eyes darkening just a bit, but he plucked a geranium from the cart he was pushing and pinned it to his suit before continuing on.

(After he gave his speech later that day, the flower ended up being darkened, stained with the blood of a teenager who went out with a bang.)

When Secretary Tubbo disappeared, soon followed by Vice President Quackity, both of them supposedly cementing their places in the Pogtopia rebellion (if the whispers were to be believed), the Florist continued on with their job.

After all, the Florist had never cared much for politics.

One day, when the businesses across the SMP were warned to lock their doors as a battle between Manburg and Pogtopia was expected, the Prime Path Florist was looking after their bees when abruptly the ground shook with a force that nearly knocked over some of the plants. The Florist, perturbed for the first time since they watched a teenager get shot full of fireworks, ran to Manburg, where smoke was rising into the sky.

They arrived just in time to watch the hybrid they had seen with VP Tommy months ago (Technoblade, they had heard, the Technoblade) spawn two Withers and laugh as the people of two countries, one decimated and one not, banded together to fight off the creatures.

(The Florist, glad they had brought their weapon, quickly joined in. Withers, when killed, dropped wither roses, and there was no way that they were letting those flowers end up anywhere but in their gloved grasp.)

A few weeks later, once the reconstruction of L'Manburg, now under the direction of President Tubbo, had just about been completed, the bell above the Florist's door chimed, echoing through their shop.

"And this is the Prime Path Flower Shop!" President Tubbo said, spreading his arms out wide. "And here's the Prime Path Florist themself!"

The president seemed to be giving a tour to the person who stood beside him, a lanky hybrid of what looked to be part-enderman and part-something else. The hybrid had to duck to enter the shop, and they expressly did not make eye-contact with the Florist as they stood beside Tubbo, looking just as stressed as he did during Schlatt's presidency, but somehow in a different way. The Prime Path Florist wondered why the President of L'Manburg was giving a tour to a new resident. There were sometimes hundreds of new people who moved to the server every day. What made this hybrid so special?

"Florist, this is Ranboo! He's new to the SMP. Niki already showed him around the Greater SMP, but she's got her bakery to watch, so I'm here to show him the rest!"

The Florist nodded. So, that was it. The hybrid, Ranboo, had been friends with Nihachu. "Nice to meet you, Ranboo," they addressed the hybrid, who nodded, his eyes still not meeting their own. The Florist turned back to Tubbo. "Would you two each like a flower? Free of charge. To welcome a new member of the server."

Tubbo took a dark geranium (he seemed to have developed a liking for them after the festival), and Ranboo asked for an allium.

The Florist handed him two. The tall teen sputtered and attempted to pass one back.

"I only need one," he said, stumbling over his words.

The Prime Path Florist shook their head and pressed the flowers further into Ranboo's hands. "Alliums always come in pairs. Every good florist knows that."

Ranboo visibly swallowed, but he took the flowers nonetheless.

About an hour later, VP Tommy ran past the shop down the Prime Path, and the Florist could just barely make out an allium clenched in the teen's hand.

Time passed, and tensions rose between the factions of the server. The Florist, nestles comfortably in the Holy Land, knowing that they were protected by the Higher Gods and by the Prime itself, rested easy. People from any side still bought their flowers, and business was still good.

When the destruction of L'Manburg came, the Florist did nothing but offer a discount to those whose homes had been blown down to bedrock, for the Florist had never cared much for politics.

(And then, months after that, after Dream's imprisonment in Pandora's Vault, when peace was on the server once more, the door opened on a particularly slow day with a surprisingly sad chime.

The Florist looked up to see Ranboo standing in front of them, tear tracks burning into his skin.

"What can I do for you?" They asked.

"I... I need flowers. For a grave."

"...Would you rather them be somber or bright?"

"Bright. As bright as possible, please," Ranboo said. "I want to remember him for how he was in life."

The Florist soon passed over a bundle of marigolds and helenium, a few harebells interspersed between them. "Symbolizing grief and tears," they said as they handed the teen the flowers.

"Thank you," Ranboo said, preparing to pass over payment. He froze and looked back up at them, eyes wide. "Actually... could I also get an allium?"

The Florist felt a sinking in their stomach and nodded, plucking the flower from a nearby vase and tucking it into the bouquet. The teen paid and left, and the Prime Path Florist went on with their day.

That evening, the official news broke that Dream had murdered TommyInnit in prison. The server cried. The server mourned.

The Florist did not do much of either, because, beyond their cat, their bees, and their flowers, the Florist never cared much for anything.

At least, that was what they tried to tell themselves.

It was easier that way.

It always was.)

#dsmp #dream smp #dsmp citizen pov #dsmp citizens memes #tw blood #tubbo #tommyinnit #technoblade #mcyt #fundy #nihachu #i am having a great time writing these dsmp citizen things #and ppl seem to be enjoying #if my askbox is anything to go off of #so ill keep going in between writing for my actual fics #i promise i will write a less angsty one soon!#it just turns out flowers can be really sad on this server idk what to tell you

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findingjoynweirdstuff · 3 years

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Dream SMP Recap (May 15/2021) - Gated Communities

Foolish builds an obsidian wall around the wall of L’Sandburg to impose a restriction on their territory and adds a toll of 50 diamonds to enter L’Sandburg.

Tommy comes up with a new plan to create a gated community out of the Holy Land and walls it off as well, instating a 1 diamond fee to enter the Holy Land and a 30 diamond fee to join the religion.

Meanwhile, Tubbo and Ranboo celebrate Tubbo’s three-year streaming anniversary!

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VOD LINKS:

Foolish

Tommyinnit

Tubbo

Ranboo

Captain Puffy

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- Foolish notices the signs that Tubbo left claiming ownership and sees Phil’s “solution,” but says that getting around the wall is not the problem, but the fact that L’Sandburg is trying to make him pay in the first place

- Foolish makes plans for war. All he would need is to gather some men, blow it up, and then they win -- but there’s a lot more of Foolish’s that they could blow up, and he doesn’t want to mess up his path

- He wonders what would happen if Tubbo actually picks a side and wants ownership, what Ranboo would do in that situation

- He considers setting some sort of redstone trap. Then he comes up with the idea to put an obsidian wall around their wall to stop their wall with his wall

- Foolish builds an obsidian wall a few blocks high encircling L’Sandburg. The best case scenario is if L’Sandburg just surrenders. Then no one would have to die

- He puts a sign and chest saying the toll to enter L’Sandburg is 50 diamonds

- Tommy comes online and Foolish tells him about L’Sandburg in chat

- As the only remaining founder of Church Prime and its religion (as Quackity is off in Las Nevadas and Dream is in prison), Tommy says he has the claim to the Holy Land

- Tommy doesn’t know when Wilbur will next be back, but in the meantime he wants to acquire land and power, so he wants to make the Holy Land his own and do “for-profit religion”

- He calls in Ranboo and Tubbo. Tubbo points out that his house is on the Holy Land, and Tommy says he’s been living on Tommy’s property, and that while the religion was founded by Tommy, Dream, Quackity and Tubbo, the land was built by Tommy and therefore it is his

- Tubbo is welcome to keep living there, but things are going to change around the place

- He tells Ranboo that his plan is going to keep expanding, and he offers him land at the center of the Dream SMP

- He tells Tubbo and Ranboo that he wants to make this a gated community

- Tommy starts expanding the borders of the Holy Land with smooth stone and building them up vertically into walls

- He marks down the meeting room to be renovated into a house and tears down the Oogway poster in the church

- Tubbo puts Tommy in a bloody hole

- Tommy puts the UwU Master Oogway poster on the wall in the basement and makes Prime suits that are multi-colored. He creates different “tiers” of the religion

- Then he grabs an Ender Chest from one of the trident outposts and puts it at the entrance along with a barrel and sign saying the entrance fee to the Holy Land is one diamond

- Tommy calls Eret for help. As the king of the Dream SMP, Tommy wants him to endorse the Holy Land. Eret says of course he would, as it’s always been a part of their history.

Tommy: “So you agree with all the rules of the Holy Land and shit, you know?”

Eret: “Uhh, as far as I know the rules are just no one’s allowed to be killed in the lands?”

Tommy: “Yeah, and all the rules that are made.”

Eret: “Are there other rules?”

Tommy: “Like, starting to be, but it’s just developing better -- so you agree, you know?”

Eret: “Well, I mean, we’ll see what -- the --”

Tommy: “’Yeah?’ Alright!” [Promptly leaves the call]

- The cost is 30 diamonds to enter the religion

- Tommy shows Tubbo and Ranboo the tiers and offers them to become Intro Subbers

- Ranboo asks what happens if he doesn’t pay. Tommy says he wouldn’t be allowed onto the Holy Land anymore. Ranboo agrees to pay for him and Tubbo to become Intro Subbers, and Tommy initiates them

- During the initiation process, Tommy plays an ocarina into the funny mic and Tubbo disappears during the screeching sounds

- Next, Tommy lays down some housing plots for the Holy Land’s gated community to get more people

- Tommy tells Tubbo that he is problematic

- There is still no fighting allowed in the Holy Land. No armor either

- Afterwards, Ranboo leads Tubbo around with a trail of diamonds

- Tubbo and Ranboo take Tommy over to L’Sandburg. Tommy is amazed by Foolish’s summer home and asks if he can claim it. Tommy now owns Foolish’s summer home

- Tubbo suggests they get Foolish in the call, as he is the person they must kill for ownership. Foolish joins and points out L’Sandburg to them, but Tubbo says this isn’t Foolish’s land, as the Pope claimed it and Tommy is the Pope, and Tubbo owns L’Sandburg

- Foolish recaps the L’Sandburg conflict. Tubbo explains that he doesn’t want Foolish to pay a toll, he simply wants Foolish to feel inferior. Ranboo can be Vice President of L’Sandburg, and Tommy can be Secretary

- Foolish comes over to L’Sandburg and Tubbo tells him they might have to have a war if he doesn’t tear down the obsidian wall. This area is the Tubbo SMP

- Tubbo then starts attacking Foolish and they continue to try and get him to tear down the obsidian

- They start negotiating. Tubbo threatens to declare independence and tries to pay Foolish with Nintendo gift cards. Foolish takes the gift card in return for the walls and they send him on his way

- Since they’re hungry, they go to one of the restaurants of the server to eat. When they try to go to Jack Manifold’s, though, it’s been destroyed. Instead, they head back to Tommy’s house and have a picnic

- Meanwhile, Foolish decides not to tear down the wall after all

- Ranboo brings over the food to the picnic blanket and they eat together before turning to the nostalgia clips for Tubbo’s 3-year anniversary

- Captain Puffy reacts to animatics before logging into the server and seeing the new walls around the Holy Land.

- Puffy meets with Bad in the L’Sandburg tower. Bad says that he has a problem, and as a fellow MCC team member, it is Puffy’s problem as well: he shows her the new walls that have sprouted up around his wall. Puffy starts twerking and Bad leaves

- When Bad comes back, he reads the new books in the chest and sees Tommy and Tubbo’s messages and tells Puffy that they can’t stand for this. Puffy doesn’t want to get L’Puffburg roped into it

- Bad sees the obsidian wall as additional reinforcement for their tollgate. He’s disappointed that no one’s respected the toll, but Puffy points out that’s normal for the server

- Bad’s ultimate long-term goal is to get people used to the toll and Bad gets more and more wealthy. Then, when L’Sandburg’s accumulated wealth, Foolish would come and buy them out once stocks go up

- Bad starts decorating the obsidian wall. Puffy asks where Antfrost’s gone and says this sounds like the Eggpire all over again, but Bad insists that it’s completely different!

- Puffy asks, haven’t Bad and Antfrost done enough to Foolish already? Bad calls him “bamboozled,” to which Puffy replies that he was executed in front of friends and loved ones

- They argue over whether they can actually be sure who killed who, then Antfrost gets brought up

Puffy: “See, the difference was mine was actually justified, whereas yours was -- just ruthless!”

Bad: “What?! Yours was cold-blooded murder!”

Puffy: “Well, I would do it again, and then slower next time actually.”

Bad: “Oh my goodness.”

Puffy: “Maybe next time with like a shovel or a spoon.”

Bad: “No! Don’t say that! Don’t let Ant hear you, he would be very distraught to hear that...”

Puffy: “Whisker by whisker.”

- Bad says they have a lot more in common than different. They’re both friends with Foolish, for one!

- Puffy and Bad argue about Bad scamming Foolish and taking his land. Bad claims that this is his land, and he has squatter’s rights, and if not, he’s taking it by conquest. Puffy accuses him of colonizing

- Bad decides to disband L’Sandburg the government and instead have only the L’Sandburg Toll Company. He suggests Puffy build her own venture capital tollbooth company nearby

- He changes his mind and wants to keep it simple, keeping it not as L’Sandburg the toll company but simply L’Sandburg.

- Bad wonders if a government can be a government with only one person, and if he can get Technoblade on his side

- Bad admits that declaring war and building a wall wasn’t a good action, but he built a whole tollbooth for Foolish! He asks Puffy for help building a “FOR SALE” sign

- Puffy goes over to her graveyard and finds the sign Connor left saying that Puffy stole his land, and colonizers are not welcome

- Bad scolds her, and Puffy tries to justify it by saying that Connor’s building had been there for ages. She doesn’t plan on giving Connor’s land back

- They return to L’Sandburg and put up the sign

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Upcoming events remain the same.

[Two more days remain for the L’Sandburg ultimatum.]

#dream smp #dream smp recaps #long posts

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fleursdemeduse · 3 years

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Remembrance AU: The First Time

So this isn't the first one I wrote for this "series", but this is the first one chronologically, so I decided this will be the first to be posted. Depending on how well this one and the other two I've written do will help me to decide if this is an AU I wanna continue or not. Feel free to send in asks and stuff about the AU!

Warnings: Violence ; Death

Words: 3.5k

You hated the nether. The thick dry heat choked you in a way that made you feel as if you had stepped into a wildfire in the middle of a desert, but worse. The smell of sulfur seemed to cling to your clothes in a way that made you gag every time. To be honest, you probably wouldn’t even be here if you didn’t appreciate the piglins. You were able to barter with them much easier than the villagers back home, and they had much better stuff. You snorted at the thought, and the large brute before you copied the action.

Home.

The village you had set up base in wasn’t really your home. Just a convenient place that you had set up your bed. A bed which now sat on the other side of the portal you had built on the lower level of the bastion below.

You were grateful to have access to the only thing you really needed in the nether. Trading with the piglins gave you a way to achieve more ender pearls so you wouldn’t have to kill the poor enderman on the surface. You held out another gold ingot to the brute, but he didn’t take it immediately. He was looking at something to the side of your exchange and you turned your head slightly to look too.

The heat of the nether was nothing compared to the warmth that immediately bubbled in your stomach. Everything seemed to fizzle out of existence aside from the large man that had entered the bastion. Which turned out to be your mistake.

Searing pain in your back made you grunt as you were knocked forward into the brute in front of you. You turned to see a ghast behind you that breathed another fireball. The piglin, upset at suddenly being “attacked” started to slice at you with its sword and you hissed at the damage you were taking. You didn’t want to kill the piglin. It didn’t understand that it had been an accident.

You cursed at yourself. You hadn’t realized how hungry you had been all this time, and your health felt dangerously low. Another hit from the explosion of the fireball and a swipe at the brute’s sword replaced the pain with nothing as you died.

You cursed when you woke up in your bed next to the portal. The mattress felt almost too soft as you struggled to remove yourself from it and fling yourself back through the portal. You flew up the steps, your feet taking them two at a time and you hoped your items hadn’t despawned.

You couldn’t help your sigh of relief when you saw Technoblade examining your items. You had been fast enough. You jogged up behind him, a grin on your lips, both relieved for your items and excited to finally meet him. “Hey!”

You immediately jolted to a stop at the sword now placed at your throat, but you could help but laugh at yourself. You should have expected that. You held up your hands in what you believed to be a non-threatening manner as you looked up at him.

“Sorry about that! I’m [y/n].” You watched him slowly lower the blade, eyes behind the mask narrowed at you. He looked both exactly how you expected and not how you expected at all.

“Technoblade.” You couldn’t help the giggle that spilled from your lips as you moved around him to collect your items and put back on your armor. Who hadn’t heard of him?

“Man, I hate ghasts. I worked really hard to save up all those levels, and now I have nothing.” You took a cursory glance at your levels. “Oh, I’m sorry, I have two. Fat load of help that would be. Glad I don’t need to enchant anything for a long while, hm?” You turned back to him once you had your golden boots buckled. You were totally going to take advantage of this opportunity to follow him like a puppy. No one else you had met seemed to actually understand you and the chance at an interaction with someone had you almost crawling up the walls. “Where are we off to, then?”

Techno just stared at you. You were much shorter than he was. At least a foot, if not more. How tall was he again? In this form, about seven feet, he thought. You were very short compared to him. The thought made his lips twitch before he turned, walking in the direction of where he last remembered there to be a fortress.

Chat was going crazy at the discovery of this new anomaly. It wasn’t as if he hadn’t met people he didn’t share a couple lifetimes with before. He had met plenty where they just didn’t meet in a life or two, such as George or Schlatt. But never someone he had shared none with. No one here seemed to speak of anyone new either. It was always the same people, a different storyline. As if DreamXD -or maybe Kristen? He had only met her once, but she had been very kind. Would this be her department, then?- just kept recycling their souls into new realities like a -what did that lifetime call it? A movie? Chat confirmed his thought- played for their own entertainment until they got bored and it was onto the next.

He glanced at you out of the corner of his eye. You were talking again, but the roar in his brain was louder, so he didn’t pay too much attention to your words, despite how the soft timbre of your voice made something bubble in his chest. What were you even doing here? He had seen you trading with the piglins before your death, -you had respawned so quickly, anyone else in this lifetime took two or three days but you seemed to reappear in what felt like seconds- so why were you following him now?

Chat’s whispers echoed through his mind.

I wonder who they are.

They can’t be older than Tommy.

Maybe we should kill them again, see what happens this time.

Wilbur will want to know about this.

They said their name was [y/n]?

Maybe they’re like Phil.

Pog.

Blood for the blood god.

They’re probably closer to Wilbur’s age.

Stab them.

Jump off the edge.

Push them off the edge.

Techno, will you call my friend Rachel a nerd?

All warfare is based on deception.

His fingers twitched around his sword at the thought. Was this all a trick? It couldn’t be.

Could it?

He glanced at you once more, focusing on your words, finally.

“-like they seem to notice, y’know? I just kind of walk into their houses, take from their chests, and move on. Hell, I even put my bed in, I think the library? Not one of them batted an eye! It’s almost scary, to be honest. I can loot their things, sleep in their beds, practically dismantle their homes, and I get nothing but a “Hnn.” in response!” A small pout found its way to your lips and Techno hummed in response. This seemed to be what you wanted to hear because a smile replaced the pout and you looked up at him. “So where are we going again?”

“Fortress.” His words were short, tone clipped, as if he didn’t know if you were gonna shove him into the lava, or if that was what he planned to do to you. It didn’t matter, to be honest. You were just thrilled he was letting you accompany him. Heart soaring at the feeling of interacting with another intelligent being once more. He even seemed to be listening as you rambled! That had to be a good thing, right? You hadn’t really met anyone else on the server yet, aside from distantly watching Dream, George, and Sapnap build the large building that stood in the center of what they dubbed the Dream SMP. A small giggle fell from your lips. That would have been a cute name had one of the members not been named it. Rather, it just felt self-centered because of that. You were mildly afraid of approaching the trio. You were almost afraid of how they would react when they met you.

You edged closer to the bridge to the fortress with Technoblade and you felt your heart speed up a little. Ash floated across your vision and you felt it hard to breathe for a moment. The sweat that made your clothes stick to your skin under your armor made you feel clammy. You had only been in one of these once since coming here when you wanted to try your hand at learning how to craft potions and needed blaze rods.

That.. hadn’t worked out in your favor.

You had only had one set of diamond armor, and you hadn’t even enchanted it at the time. When the wither skeletons had overtaken you and murdered you without a thought, you remembered racing back and trying to get your items back. This had only led to yet another death, however. Your eyebrows furrowed as the question entered your mind.

How many times had you died?

You remember when you first came to this world, waking up next to a river with a chest filled with bread, a map, a wooden axe, and a few other paltry items sitting before you surrounded by torches. The gentle babble of the water easing you awake and the smell of fresh flowers floated through the breeze. You almost didn’t mind the ants that were crawling on the ledge just a tad too close to you. You remember being so confused and the days being so hard at first. You didn’t even sleep the first couple days because you hadn’t found a village yet. The stupid phantoms that had attacked you had made you way more aggressive than you had meant to be. But you were tired and you were frustrated and you just wanted to find a stupid village already. You had been residing in the one you were in now since you had first found it your third day here. The first two deaths happening on your second day. One because of said phantoms and one because you had fallen from a cliff. You were devastated at the lack of supplies and progress when you just respawned next to that river, awaking to a few scattered zombies and a skeleton or two. You had dug yourself a hole and cried in it while you waited for sun-up. Many more deaths had happened since, but you couldn't seem to be able to remember the number now.

You hadn’t planned on returning to a fortress until you had better equipment, fearing another death. Something better than your diamond armor and golden boots and your sole netherite sword, but who were you to miss the opportunity to go exploring with The Blood God? Besides you had a bow with Power IV you had stolen from a skeleton that had been in the village. You didn’t know how durable it still was, but it was better than nothing, right?

The rattling of bones brought you out of your thoughts. Already a couple of blazes and some wither skeletons were approaching. You drew your sword, heart hammering in your chest. This wouldn’t be like last time. You had Technoblade to back you up. The top PVPer. The winner of the potato war. The Blood God. You could do this. You could do this.

A lucky swing from one of the wither skeletons caught you in the arm and you hissed as the wither effect immediately took hold and you jolted at the feeling. It was numbing. You felt nauseated. Another hit and you gasped when you felt your health drop to a dangerous level. You sliced up with your sword, removing its head from its spine with a gnarly “click” and you immediately moved out of fire to drink some milk and eat a couple of the pieces of salmon you had brought with you.

Whilst you were letting your health regenerate, you removed your bow from your inventory, aiming at one of the blazes, only to watch something white hit it first. You hesitated, looking towards Technoblade, only to see him ignoring the wither skeletons that were approaching you and focusing on throwing snowballs at the flaming mob. Your lips twitched. Fine. You’d take care of the skeletons, then.

You grabbed your sword once more and began attacking the skeletons in front of you with reckless abandon. You were growing mildly frustrated. Your arm hurt now and Techno seemed to be leaving you on your own to fight off the horde that was slowly amassing. There had only been four of them at first, but now four more had sprinted over to join the fray when they saw the two of you. Now, minus the one you had already taken care of and the two Technoblade had killed within the first ten seconds of their approach, there were five. You winced when you heard the sound of both blazes being taken care of and you hadn’t even killed one more.

‘-so she throws this apple, she just chucks this apple and says like, only the hottest goddess can take this apple.’ Chat loved it when he told them mythology stories, despite them being there when he had read it.

Greek mythology pog.

Semi-demi god for the win!

Speaking of discord, how’s the new person doing?

Persephone is definitely the hottest.

At the mention of you, Techno turned his attention to the sound of metal hitting metal and was surprised to see you still standing there, despite being crowded by wither skeletons. Just another thing to tack onto the list about you. He watched you kill another one, followed by a yelp as you took another hit, the wither effect turning the flesh around your wound a purplish black before you killed one more. You backed up on the bridge, drinking more milk and eating another piece of fish. He could see how the action pained you, but you were resilient.

They’re stupid.

Look at them wave that sword around, do they even know what they’re doing?

They haven’t died again yet?

They can’t be one of Schlatt’s people.

Save them.

Technoblade, wasn’t Eris the daughter of Zeus?

He decided to wait and see what you did. If you died, there was more for him to loot. If you didn’t, then it was a lesson. Either way, he wouldn’t have to worry about protecting you further into the fortress. His nose twitched at the smell of your blood and of rot that seemed to ooze off the skeletons. He still needed more wither skulls.

The remaining four attacked you again, despite your low health, and you felt as if you were going to cry. You hated the nether.

Two more were dispatched a lot faster than the first ones had been and you swallowed. Adrenaline coursed through your veins and you felt just the slightest bit more confident in yourself.

Two more left.

You ducked at a swing, movement still slow. You only had one more milk left, and that scared you. You couldn’t, wouldn’t, get hit again with their stupid swords and their stupid wither effect. You sliced with your sword, hooking the metal into the rib cage in front of you and sending the skeleton careening into the other just as it swung down, making the attack miss.You flinched at the sound of metal hitting stone, but you recovered faster than the skeletons in front of you. You could do this.

Another hit, your sword cutting through the skeleton’s vertebrate and killing it. You could do this.

One more.

Your sword was met with metal as you blocked its attack and you grunted, knocking it back. You could do this!

A downward slice had you throwing yourself back onto the side of the bridge as you dodged. You couldn’t die. Not here. Not now. Not in front of Technoblade again. You shoved another piece of salmon into your mouth as you backed up. You really hoped there weren’t any more blazes around. Or more skeletons waiting for you. You shoved yourself off the wall, hitting the wither skeleton with your shoulder to knock it back again before you struck once more, across the neck, beheading it.

The sight of three wither skulls in your inventory made you fall to your knees and you let out a sigh in relief. Your arms ached. Your wounds ached. Your head ached. Your vision doubled for a moment. Closing your eyes, you took a deep breath. You felt great, despite how dizzy you felt at the moment. You looked at Technoblade, hoping to find him still there.

He was leaned against the wall of the fortress, watching you with crossed arms.

Was he waiting on you?

The thought made you perk up and you scrambled to stand, rushing to him while holding the skulls. “Here! I got them all!”

He merely blinked at you as you handed him all three skulls you had gotten from your fight, placing them into his inventory after a moment. He didn’t speak, just turned to descend further in. Were you supposed to follow him?

You did anyways, feeling proud of yourself. He had waited on you!

The rest of the fortress had been like that. You continuously fighting wither skeletons, blazes, regular skeletons, zombified piglins, and magma cubes, only to turn over your loot to the large warrior who would patiently wait for you. You kept a few of the bars of gold, some diamonds, and one of the saddles you had found, but ultimately, you were just spare hands to help him. The experience you were gaining was more than enough, especially since he seemed to be listening to you ramble on and on. He’d occasionally hum or grunt in response, but not much more than that. It was still such a sweet sound in your ears, despite the constant crackle of fire that just filled the nether.

He didn’t speak when he decided he was finished, just started walking back the way you came and you immediately fell into step next to him when he walked past you.

Despite your exhaustion and the pain you felt, this trip felt more than worth it.

When you returned to the bastion where you two had first met, you grinned up at him.

Techno felt his breath catch in his throat at your smile. That smile almost made the sweltering brightness of the nether feel cold and dark. He had never had someone, aside from Tommy, smile at him with such warmth. No one had a smile like yours. They were all weighed heavy with the memories from lifetimes no longer in reach. But you? You were so tired from accompanying him, still wounded from fighting for him. Aside from the couple small treasures you had hidden away, you had given him everything. There was really no reason for you to have gone with him when you received virtually nothing in return. And now you smiled at him like that? You were-

TechnoSIMP.

Look at how cute they are.

They’re stupid.

Take them back with us.

You should give them something for helping.

Hug them.

Awww look at them!

All warfare is based on deception.

He stopped that thought before it could fully finish.

“I should get going. I don’t know how dark it is and I want a bath.” He nodded at you. “I’ll catch you some other time, alright? Don’t be afraid to come by sometime if you need a buddy again, okay?”

He only hummed in response and watched you glide down the stairs of the bastion to a portal he had never noticed before.

A buddy? You weren’t a buddy. What did he really know about you?

You respawned faster than anyone else he had met. There hadn’t been another chance to test that, but you seemed unphased with your death. When you held up your hands, he couldn’t see the usual hearts on your wrist that they all shared. Even when normal members lost a life, he’s noticed that the normally red hearts are cracked and black. Phil himself had one on the center of his wrist. But yours were bare from the mark. You weren’t immortal, were you? Had he come across a god?

He chuckled at the thought.

Such a tiny god compared to him.

For now, he had to return to Pogtopia. He had to tell Wilbur about you. Perhaps write to Phil and ask if he knew anything about people with no or unlimited lives. He would repay your kindness at a later date.

He only hoped you wouldn’t be on the other side of this war.

#RemembranceAU #dsmp au #dream smp au #dsmp x reader #dream smp x reader #technoblade x reader #platonic!technoblade x reader #mcyt x reader #unsure if this will be a series or not?#if it does end up as one #might post multiple non canon romance options #tw: violence #tw: death

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atomsmoon · 3 years

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Dsmp Olympus be like:

DreamXD

Most recognized and old god on the server, at first because of his powers and protection of the Holy Land... then he started showing up just to simp for the British Mushroom guy and he lost all of the intimidation factor.

Has a creepy voice lately does anyone know wassup w that?

He's around fairly often.

WILL show up if you try to set up a table on an ancient looking portal OR if you call him a homeless teletubby.. go ask Techno about it.

People are either chill with him or don't want him to show up cuz that means trouble.

Drista

Definitely the most powerful AND most chaotic.

Dream's (and DreamXD's?) sister.

Shows up once every three months to wreck havoc and hand out a couple of impossible blocks.

She built an invisible staircase to fool people into thinking they can reach the sky (and mostly to make them fall down)

Signed her name in obsidian to assert dominance.

Her and Tommy are actually good friends (their allyship first started to piss off Dream, now they enjoy messing around on the server together c: )

Probably has a good relationship w Foolish, Olympus God buddies share shulkers c:

Foolish

Totem of Undying, the new guy on the block.... unless?? He's been around long enough to have a tragic past as the Totem of Death.

He can pew pew lighting.

Apparently him and Eret go way back? Either that or he knew Herobrine 👀.

He's oddly letting himself be pushed around by two minors with a piglin child but hey at least they will pay him.. right? Guys? gUYS?? (Oh also don't comment on the chandelier it's a sore subject).

Is the tallest mf on the server reaching 27ft.. no wonder his builds are so massive.

Has recently entered a love triangle between Ponk and Sam... someone pray for him, he needs it.

Callahan

Probably the most elusive god on the smp.

He never talks. Ever. Everyone loves him nonetheless.

Sometimes reaches out as <Server> in chat or he shows up with his Captain America and Reindeer outfit.. (i like to imagine him binging Marvel movies in the Olympus when he's got nothing else to do, which admittedly is most of the time)

Was at the site of Tubbo's nuclear test.. sightseeing?

He's the one to call when something's wrong

Generally the best

Deserves the world

Ok we love him moving on

Philza Minecraft

Was called the Angel Of Death once upon a time

He lost his wings to protect Wilbur from the L'manberg explosion... dearly misses flying.

Oooold friend of Techno, some stories say they ruled an ice ridden land called The Antarctic Empire

He's technically NOT immortal but Ageless aka he can die but he's always been too cool for that

His vibe is being done with everyone's shit, just don't mess with the people he loves.

People say he's the creator of the game. They are right. This is the truth now.

He's also the person everyone yells for for IT Support... ?

His only weakness are Baby Zombies, do not ask him about it.

Egg

Egg (evil)

Now onto the: GODS *?*

Technoblade

People chant "Blood For The Blood God" but his story is very confusing and complicated, is He getting the blood for the blood god or is he the Blood God himself? Nobody's sure but Everyone knows not to fuck with him.

He actually hybernates for several weeks on end, trusting Philza to look over him.

Has a thing for wither skeletons

Possibly old as hell (see long ass friendship w Philza)

Confusing and conflicting information about his nature, some say he's a straight up pig, some say piglin, some say he's a hybrid or wearing a mask... more info needed

He can and will kick Dream's ass

... still owes him a favor tho rip.

ERET

Immortal person too??

Herobrine/ Herobrine's descendant???

Idk fam everyone just thought "this normal dude has weird eyes" then Foolish rolls around and now the questions rise in number by the second

Is a Queen nonetheless

BadBoyHalo

Demon guy

Once said he's immortal till his best friend dies... now... he took one of his lives... *it's complicated*

Actually a nice dude before he got possessed by the evil egg.

Can fix weird problems with the servers cuz console access making him another person to yell for.

Mainly just hangs around in the main area talking about muffins.

Now...

I imagine Callahan and Drista mainly chilling up there, only occasionally swinging by to check what's going on. Foolish and Phil always enjoyed hanging around on the server, building and travelling respectfully. Eventually they all ended up in the same place, who's to know if they ever met eachother in their long lives.. (yes phil and foolish give us crumbs please it is an invitation).

Everyone else is more of a demigod entity to me (apart from bbh because i do entertain the thought that everyone who has op on the server is secretly a god BUT that would make Awesamdude a god which hMMMM, but also philza would be a demigod which kINDA MAKES SENSE because he ISN'T in fact immortal- imma stop myself)

Ah and DreamXD just followed Dream around till he got stuck in the prison... oh well.. more time to simp ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#dream smp #dreamxd #drista #foolish gamers #philza #callahan #technoblade #badboyhalo #eret #dsmp olympus #awesamdude #dreamwastaken

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aurorapillar · 3 years

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title: visitors and vanishings

fandom: dream smp, hermitcraft

summary: When Grian heads to the Dream SMP to visit Technoblade, Wilbur and Phil he's expecting to have some fun, explore the place and maybe cause a bit of chaos.

He's not expecting to hear that Techno's gone missing.

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Making his way into Dream SMP lands had been far easier then Grian expected; since it was a private world and he didn't have an invitation, at least not from the world's admin, he'd expected there to be some resistance to his attempted to hack in. He'd been wrong though, there hadn't even been a hint of opposition, leaving him able to get in rather quickly

Taking out the compass Tech had given him before they parted ways at the tournament, Grian let out a sigh; it would be so much quicker if he could travel through the Nether, but compasses didn't work there and the last thing he needed was to get lost in an unfamiliar world. He'd just have to stick to the Overworld for the trip, which really wasn't that bad, it would give him a chance to take a look at things.

During the time they'd spent training for the tournament, Wilbur and Techno had mentioned bits and pieces about the world they lived in and Phil had said a few things too once he'd joined them, but hearing about stuff was different then seeing it. Unfortunately, for the first hour or so of his flight there wasn't much to see; here and there he caught sight of the occasional house, but nothing that stood out too much, not until he reached the sea.

The first thing that stood out to Grian as the green grass he;d been soaring over changed to blue ocean, was the giant obsidian building that stood not far from shore. Compared to mainy of the builds on Hermitcraft it wasn't that large and it was much simpler looking, but there was an ominous feeling to it that made Grian curious.

Somewhere in the back of his mind he could hear a voice that sounded suspiciously like Mumbo criticizing him on his lack of self preservation instincts, but he ignored it as he flew closer to the building. At least he did until a sudden wave of fatigue swept over him, forcing him to quickly backtrack and land on the shore before he crashed into the water.

For a moment Grian just sat there on the beach in confusion, grains of sand slipping through his fingers as he clutched at the ground as if it would be able to keep him steady; though he'd been flying for a while it had been nowhere near long enough for him to be feeling so tired and there was no reason for it to have happened so suddenly. Grian knew he had good endurance; flying, especially when you were doing it with actual wings instead of an elytra, took a large amount of strength and energy. Over the years he’d built up a good amount of stamina, if he really needed to he could fly for several hours in a row without getting tired, there was no reason for him to have suddenly become so exhausted.

Could it perhaps be some unique trait of the server? From what he’d heard there were no elytra in the place, perhaps deterrents against natural flyers had been put in place as well? Except he’d never heard of anything that could do that and he’d been both an Admin and Watcher for years; besides, it had only happened once he’d gotten close to the building.

Oh.

Grian smacked himself in the forehead as a sudden but obvious realization hit him. Of course, it had to do with the building, or rather something inside it. There was only one creature that could cause fatigue for anyone one who entered a certain range and that was an Elder Guardian, which meant there was one somewhere in the building, as soon as he’d gotten close enough he must have been affected.

Of course, that realization only furthered his desire to check the place out; the building was no Ocean Monument so the Guardian had to have been moved there, but what was it being used to protect?. He really wanted to know, however the few minutes he’d taken to rest though had given him a chance to remember the reason he’d come to the Dream SMp in the first place, and so he reluctantly shelved the desire to investigate for the time being; he could come back later once he’d met up with Phil, Wilbur and Techno, they’d hopefully even know what the building was suppose to be for.

Stretching out his wings and letting the granules of sand that had somehow snuck into his feathers fall out, Grian took off back into the sky; it would still be several minutes until the fatigue wore off, but since he was no longer caught off guard it would be fine as long as he was careful.

He studiously ignored the very Mumbo-like voice in his head that called him a spoon for not simply waiting it out before he took off again, it would be fine.

Soaring above the waves, Grain took the time to admire the stars in the sky above him; from what he’d heard there were no Phantom in the world, so he was able to properly enjoy the feeling of flying at night for the first time in a while. There was something unbelievably peaceful about taking a flight by yourself at night, you felt small amidst the twinkling stars that surrounded you and yet somehow important as the only being around.

That peaceful feeling was cut short as a snow biome came into view on his left, a large wooden village lit by lanterns nestled within it; Technoblade had said he lived in a snowy area, Grian recalled and so he reached into his pocket to pull out the compass and check his heading. The arrow was pointing in a different direction than the village, so it definitely wasn’t his destination, he probably still had a ways to go.

As he continued on his way though, Grian made a mental note to come back and check the mansion at the far end of the village at some later point, it looked nice.

The peaceful feeling returned as he continued to soar over the sea, the speed he was going at causing a breeze to ruffle his hair, flying really was the best way to get around. The breeze turned from slightly chilly to biting as he flew farther and the appearance of another snow biome in front of him soon explained why and left Grian feeling grateful for his red jumper.

Pulling out the compass again, he grinned at the sight of the arrow pointing straight ahead, this was definitely the biome Techno lived in, he was almost there. Hopefully one of his friends would have some spare food he could take once he arrived, he’d eaten his last golden carrot almost an hour ago and all the flying had left him feeling peckish. Grian was sure there was only a little bit further left to go though, so he pushed forward, grateful at least that it wasn’t snowing. That would have made things take much longer, it was always a pain to have to regularly knock snow off his wings.

At the sight of a wooden fence amidst the snow in front of him Grian knew he’d finally arrived and gracefully landed on one of the fence posts, peering curiously at the near identical houses in front of him. The quaint looking cottages weren’t exactly what he had been expecting from his three friends, but it seemed fitting nonetheless. Between the two of them stood a connecting bridge, and Grain couldn’t help but smile as he thought of the tunnel that had once run between his and Mumbo’s hobbit holes; there was a special feeling that came from being close enough to someone to connect your houses.

Smoke was only coming from the chimney of one of the houses, but that didn’t mean the area was in any way lacking in life. The stable attached to the left cottage housed a sturdy looking horse and he could see at least two polar bears peeking their heads around the underside of the bridge, from somewhere behind the houses he could hear the sound of dogs barking as well and he wouldn’t be surprised to find out there were more creatures somewhere that he just hadn’t seen yet;. It was amazing really, how the sheer amount of life in the area made such an isolated and cold place feel so alive and welcoming.

He was just wondering whether he should go up to the obviously occupied cottage and knock or if he should try to find a more entertaining method of announcing his presence when the front door of it swung open and a familiar blond man stepped out, followed by an unfamiliar Enderman hybrid and a pink haired woman.

“Phil!” Grian called, raising a hand in greeting and the man turned to look his way, revealing a concerned expression that quickly turned into a grin.

“Grian! I didn’t know you were going to visit so soon.” Phil called back, sounding both surprised and delighted as he made his way through the snow towards him, his two companions hesitating for a moment before following a few feet behind.

Grian shrugged and jumped off the fence post, not missing the slightly envious expression that crossed Phils face as he folded his wings behind him. Phil’s own wings hung behind him looking limp and tattered, and while Grian didn’t know what had happened to make that way or when it had occurred, it was clear they were no longer capable of flight.

Briefly he wondered if he was strong enough to lift Phil up, being carried through the air was no replacement for actually flying on your own, but it might provide a small comfort. He’d try and figure out the logistics of it later he decided, turning his full attention towards Phil for the moment, who was introducing Grain to his two companions.

“This is Grian, he was on Techno and Wil’s team during the last tournament.”

“Your team too.” Grian interjected, even if Phil had only been subbing in temporarily he was still part of the team.

Phil inclined his head in acknowledgment of Grian’s comment before gesturing at his companions, “Grian this is Niki and Ranboo, they’re friends of me and Techno. Ranboo just lives around back.”

Niki offered Grian a smile and stuck out her hand for him to shake, “Nice to meet you, I don’t think we’ve ever spoken before but I’ve seen you around at tournaments.”

Grian returned the smile as he shook her hand, “I thought you looked familiar, good to finally meet you.” He then turned his attention to Ranboo, who gave a small shrug.

“I’m banned from the tournament so I doubt we’ve ever seen each other before, it’s nice to meet you though.”

“Banned?” Grian repeated, blinking in confusion. What on earth had been done to earn that?

“It’s a joke ban.” Ranboo quickly informed him as he caught sight of Grian’s expression. “...I think.” The latter was added so quietly that Grian almost didn’t hear it and he tactfully chose to ignore it.

“Well hopeful you’ll get in someday.”

“Why don’t you come inside?” Phil interjected, drawing Grian’s attention back towards him. “It’s kind of cold to just be standing around outside.”

“You’ll hear no arguments from me there.” Grian told him, following the older man back in the direction of the cottages. “I nearly froze flying here, but I guess the bitter cold just comes with building out in the arctic.”

Phil gave a small laugh, “Mate, you should have seen the blizzard we had several months back, now that was cold. It’s worth the distance from other people though, you have to deal with less stuff. Ah..” He turned back towards Grian with a grin on his face, “Speaking of people, Wilbur’s off doing something with Quackity but he’s going to be thrilled when he hears you're here. He won’t stop talking about how cool you are.”

Out of the corner of his eye Grian saw Niki tense up at the sound of Wilbur’s name, an expression of displeasure appearing on her face much to his surprise. He would have thought as a friend of Tech and Phil, Niki would have been Wilbur’s friend as well.

“It’s always nice to know people think you're cool.” Grian told Phil, choosing to ignore whatever issues Niki had with Wilbur for the time being, it wasn’t his place to go digging into stuff like that. If she wanted to bring it up she would and if not then it was none of his business. “What about Tech, is he around?”

Phil froze with his hand on his door knob at Grian’s question, his expression changing back to the concerned one that had been there when he’d first arrived. Beside him, Grian could see similar expressions on Niki and Ranboo’s faces.

“We were actually just talking about that before you arrived…” Phil said slowly, his gaze towards the sky as if searching for the right words and Grain felt an uneasy feeling growing in his chest. “Techno went out to visit someone several weeks ago and…” He tore his eyes away from the sky to turn and meet Grian’s, “He never came back.”

Grain felt his heart stutter in his chest at Phil’s words, and for a moment his brain wanted to reject them and assume he’d heard wrong. “Phil...are you saying Tech’s missing?”

#my writing #grian #technoblade #philza

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1nbetween · 3 years

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REGARDING TUBBO LORE ON APRIL 9, 2021 16:45 GMT (12:45 EST/09:45 PST)

BOLD = IMPORTANT INFORMATION

BOLD AND ITALIC = VITAL INFORMATION

NEW MESSAGES THAT APPEAR WILL BE LISTED AT THE END OF THIS REPORT.

PREVIOUS MESSAGES: Can you hear me? Hello? I'm cold, it's very dark, I can hear them, they are underneath me. I don’t make cakes often, i've never even had one. Oh no, please; I must go now. Goodbye Michael. Quick, stay away from the North. A strange metal weapon washed up, it poisons the nature, the water. No its not that’s it we are leaving.

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Tubbo makes memory bad jokes due to logging onto the server near Ranboo’s house. He begins to recap the previous last stream (SEE PREVIOUS SUMMARY FOR DETAILS.) before proceeding to gather basalt for the interrogation room.

This interrogation room will be used for dramatic effect.

On his way to Snowchester, Tubbo noticed the disappearance of the vines. He is too confused by Hannah’s Among Us statues to pay them much mind. He then checks up on Michael before finding a place to build the interrogation room.

Tubbo decides on a location for the interrogation room. This room is being built within Snowchester’s walls of defence. It is being made of all the traumatic blocks in the server’s history, including obsidian and blackstone.

Tubbo runs out of blackstone and proceeds to find more for the interrogation room. Instead of gathering it himself, he steals, mainly from Eret.

In unrelated news: Among Us is now canon.

Tubbo declares two things. One, that gadgets need to be placed in the interrogation room and Two, that a suspects list must be created. He proceeds to finish off the build. He then declares his want to appear threatening against the suspects he brings in.

By doing this, the interrogation room is essentially trauma incarnate.

No-one is allowed to know that this room exists until Tubbo begins interrogating other users of the server. Due to this, he needs to hide the room in plain sight.

The room is dark on purpose, with the only light sources being redstone torches and the magma block ceiling. With shaders on, this looks terrifying without the sole lantern giving it atmosphere.

Tubbo marvels at his creation, saying that it is “so spooky.” before accidentally getting high on acid. (what?)

The first thing he does after getting sober is speak to Foolish. Foolish ends up being the first person he interviews.

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FOOLISH INTERVIEW SUMMARY

Tubbo informs Foolish that a nuke went missing. Foolish was the only person online on the server at the time the nukes went missing aside from Tubbo and Jack Manifold. Foolish informs Tubbo that he was building at the time the incident occurred. Foolish is confused as to what is going on, calling them fireworks. He is nonchalant about the matter, brushing off the severity of the situation.

Tubbo is aware of Foolish building for Kinoko Kingdom. He asks Foolish if the motive would have been for Kinoko Kingdom’s benefit. Foolish denies as he is unaware of what goes down in Kinoko Kingdom.

Tubbo asks if Foolish has seen any strange books. Foolish asks to clarify. They narrow it down to a cooking book. Foolish says yes. Tubbo reiterates to Foolish how severe the situation is before declaring Foolish innocent. Foolish still believes that the nukes are fireworks.

This confirms that whoever stole the nukes was not online on the server at the time of the incident!

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Tubbo and Foolish then begin to discuss the nukes and other Snowchester internal affairs, goofing off in the process.

Foolish cannot come up with a proper suspect list, only saying that anyone in Kinoko Kingdom is unlikely to be the culprit.

Tubbo assigns Foolish the job of reconnaissance.

Technoblade, Jack Manifold and Ranboo are ruled out as suspects.

Foolish suggests members of the Eggpire to be culprits while informing Tubbo of his invitation to the Red Banquet.

Tubbo tells Foolish to look for dead nature, meaning signs of radioactive fallout.

They then to continue to discuss the suspects list, who is on it and who is not on it before Foolish gets sent back to the interrogation room.

Immediately after, Foolish places Sam and HBomb as possible suspects. Tubbo agrees with Foolish’s proposal on HBomb being a suspect. The two of them set off for HBomb’s mansion.

Foolish expresses discontent at nuclear weapons being used as his builds may get caught in the crossfire.

However, the two see HBomb and Niki in the distance and chase after them. Foolish points out that the grass path to Niki’s underground city appears a bit dead. They travel to in Niki’s underground city and ask her where HBomb went. She express confusion at the remark and denies any affiliation, lying in the process.

Tubbo tells Foolish to guard the exits while Tubbo asks Niki where HBomb is. Niki comes up with an alibi involving L’Cast. The two end up leaving through the portal for a moment before entering again. They scout the city to find HBomb hiding within the walls.

The two begin speaking to Niki about HBomb. She still expresses confusion. HBomb pipes up and...

HBomb is playing a new character unrelated to HBomb himself.

This character has purple skin and speaks in a Russian accent. He does not have an official name as of now, so I will refer to this character as Pyotr until new information on the character is made available.

Foolish and Tubbo travel to HBomb’s mansion. Foolish brings up Connor as a possible suspect, coming up with a hypothesis that this was a group operation. They continue to rule out people as suspects.

Fundy is placed as a suspect.

They eventually make it to HBomb’s mansion where they report on the surroundings.

Foolish has a theory that the main culprit may have used HBomb for their whims via Cat Maid rules, framing him in the process.

The two comes to a consensus that HBomb is not responsible for stealing the nuke, although he may still be responsible for other parts of the operation.

Ponk is placed as a suspect.

The two leave HBomb’s mansion, travelling back to the spawn region, continuing to rule out people as suspects.

Punz and Eret are ruled out as suspects. Foolish confirm that no-one is obvious and is unsure in who could be the culprit.

The two travel to L’manburg to discuss past relations, bringing Wilbur up in the process. Tubbo shows Foolish the secret underground area of L’manburg. Tubbo remembers Wilbur’s library, eventually leading Foolish to Pogtopia via the tunnel.

Foolish witnesses the remains of Pogtopia and other nostalgic areas, with Tubbo telling and showing him the conflicting memories this brought him.

PARTS OF TECHNO’S OLD VAULT ARE STILL FULL OF VALUABLE ITEMS. THIS MAY BECOME USEFUL LATER!!!

Tubbo tells Foolish who built certain buildings prior to Foolish joining the server before taking him to a secret bunker Tubbo and Tommy used. They meet back at the interrogation room for the final time.

Ultimately, no suspects were ruled out despite a few people being discussed.

Foolish tries to come up with any theory that could lead to anywhere before Tubbo halts the investigation for the time being.

LORE END.

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MESSAGES: Someone needs to tell him. He must go to the North. If anyone can hear this, I stashed a book. It has instructions. He needs to wake up! He must wake up!!!!!!!

#mcyt #dream smp #dream smp lore #tubbo #tubbo lore #foolish gamers #foolish gamers lore

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harley-style · 3 years

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DREAM SMP Swap AU

Dream = Wilbur : Dream comes into the server to help these two kids who are trying to stir shit up -- why not, right? He's got a fondness for chaos but also very protective and caring over his friends. VERY FOND OF TUBBO. To the point of.. well, brotherhood. Wilbur = Dream : He had a vision, to create a place where people could emancipate -- he's not above being the bad guy to keep that ideal in place. He's charming and self-confident and isn't afraid to use blackmail or get all up in your business. Has dirt on everyone but Dream. Constantly threatens secrets but subtle, yanno? Again, very charming, very persuasive.

Tubbo = Tommy : Still very sweet, but Big Crime often comes out to play more often than not. Also a huge trouble magnet, tried to start a...Honey smuggling empire? For some fucking reason, despite its innocent sounding plan, is a threat to Wilbur's land but no one has any idea why. Tommy = Tubbo : Tommy has an innate fucking fixation on music discs. He's got Cat and Mellohi personally. He dreams of starting up a music cafe/music area...? He and Dream get along swimmingly, Dream actually gifts Tommy a few music discs too, but also pins Tommy with the name discount Dave Strider.

Fundy = Eret : Was convinced earlier on by Wilbur to continue his 'legacy' and ideals. Fundy further grows into a neutral party, doing things only when it benefits him. Is the traitor from the first war. Eret = Fundy : Gets far too involved with stuff and the only way out is if he wiggles through the restraints on him. Yes that's metaphorical.

JSchlatt = Technoblade : Assists through uses of contracts and business deals. Like, hello, Tubbo's Honey smuggling business? He and Dream make an agreement, he supplies Dream and Tubbo with shit, and Dream does favors for Schlatt. Technoblade = Jschlatt : Anarchy lmfao. Was actually brought on by Wilbur in secret. Acted as a benefactor for Dream before turning around and causing chaos in the land Dream Tubbo and Tommy built. Blood for the blood god, only the strongest gets to the top kind of government. There's always fucking pitfights. Oops.

Philza = Callahan : Largely uninvolved in the events, mostly just there to supervise Wilbur, Tommy and Techno. Duh. Callahan = Philza : Has personal history with Dream, tries to convince him not to do the thing that could hurt everyone else. Minimally succeeds.

Alyssa = Niki : Ready to defend her home and her family. Niki = Alyssa : Neutral, but ready to back Wilbur up if need be.

Sapnap = Bad : Arsonist, goes around and burns shit whenever he wants to. His base is a Nether inspired fortress. Also, he has to deal with a Nether problem in reference to the Red Vine problem from the original SMP. Hotlands? LMFAO Bad = Sapnap : Helps when asked. Started out on Wilbur's side, as a favor, but slowly shifts neutral due to the conflict between factions.

Karl = Skeppy : Gets held hostage? That's what preoccupies Sapnap's time. He suddenly disappeears or gets trapped in a cell. Skeppy = Karl : Runs around doing supply runs. Gets his friends into various stints to try and settle the conflict through friendly rivalry and competition. It doesn't always work.

George = Ranboo : Unlike original Ranboo, George is highly unsympathetic and needs concrete fucking facts before he acts, and that kind of backfires on him in the end. As a favor to Dream (how many favors is Dream involved in honestly) he runs messages back and forth from Tubbo to Tommy. Ranboo = George : Largely uninvolved in the conflict, like Niki, but unlike OG George, is not absent. He's just there to assist. One of the most innocent and purest people on the SMP, knows when to keep his head down. When his house burns down, he doesn't really believe its Tubbo who did it -- he knows the kid has been framed because he'd been WITH him at the time, but Wilbur pressures him to admit it.

Quackity = Punz : Wilbur's loyal paid henchman. Quackity will cause shit for the appropriate price, he's not exceptionally picky. That stunt he did as Mexican Dream was great and everyone in L'Manberg loved it. Punz = Quackity : One of the best fighters under Techno. Has more morals, but keeps them secretly. Very good at hiding his true intentions/feelings.

(sorry about the other characters not being on here, i dont know them enough to make swaps, or dont know who they'd make a good swap with. Swap who you wanna swap though! i'd like to hear your take on this matter! HEADCANONS ACCEPTED TOO AT THIS POINT EVERYTHING HERE IS FROM WHAT I REMEMBER AND MY HEADCANONS)

PLOT

-Wilbur starts the SMP with Niki, slowly invites others like Ranboo, Tommy, and Tubbo.

-Tubbo expresses a desire to Fuck Shit Up and Tommy says they can get Dream, he's an expert at getting away.

-Dream is extremely protective of them both. Tubbo more than Tommy but that's fine because Tommy is largely independent.

-Tubbo gets in the weirdest shit but Tommy can roll with the punches really quickly.

-Wilbur gets tired of their crap and burns down Tubbo's establishment. It's like the Disc Wars except it's the Great Honey War. Bee War? Basically he's tired of Tubbo hogging all the Honey related expenditures.

-Dream gets the idea to make a honey smuggling empire, as a joke, but Tubbo is Big Crime and he's going with it. Tommy just wants chaos, and he was getting bored tbh.

-Eventually the Honey thing turns into Resource management, so Tubbo Dream and Tommy have a hold on all major supplies

-Shit happens and Dream, Tubbo, Tommy, Eret, Sam, Fundy and Alyssa establish an independent nation. Dunno what to call it bc the server is called the L'manberg SMP so....

-The fight for indepencence still happens. Instead of 'Green boy' Wilbur is named 'E-boy'. Dream still says "WE HAVE NO MERCY FOR YOU" when Wil calls for a ceasefire negotiation, but Wilbur does threaten the nation saying "If there is no white flag by tomorrow, then you can kiss your sorry little arses good bye. That's my final warning."

-Turns out Fundy's been secretly funneling information to Wilbur in exchange for the safety of his friends, and also because Wilbur's his dad....uhm. Also! He and Dream are circling each other and others are like "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE DEAD RINGERS FOR QUEERPLATONIC MATES JUST MARRY ALREADY" bc I like FundyWasTaken but others might not and its okay, we'll label it as platonic, but can be read otherwise depending on your tastes. But for this, it's very close platonic.

-Wilbur goads Tommy into a fight, as brothers do, but Tubbo steps in and Wilbur fucking jumps at the chance.

-This is the start of Dream's descent into madness. No one fucking threatens or pulls one of his friends like that. Denied. It's still subtle though, so he's okay for now.

-Tubbo and Wilbur face off. When Tubbo pulls back bc he genuinely doesn't want to hurt anyone, Wilbur takes the chance and beats him.

-Tubbo, however, makes a deal. Let their nation stand on its own, and he'll give up the Resource Empire he started. Wilbur accepts, with the condition that they unify their alliance with a...marriage? So basically, political marriage between Wilbur's heir, Fundy, and Dream, the leader of the revolution.

-YEAH I WENT THERE THIS IS VALID

-They're strained at first, but Dream and Fundy slowly mend their relationship post-betrayal.

-Fast forward a few months later. The Nation doesn't really have a leader, as per the agreement, but it does have a representative. All decisions are made via majority votes, and that decision is voiced by the rep and sub-rep, Dream and Tubbo respectively. Tommy's just there to have a good time and causes chaos as per usual.

-Enter Technoblade. He's been called in by Wilbur to...ah. Dismantle a little...nation. Sounds right up his alley. But he asks Wilbur to wait and see what happens.

-Tommy and Dream get the idea to hold a tournament to celebrate their independence, an all out brawl for everyone to kick back and relieve stress. There. That's where Techno comes in.

-He gets Punz to join him after like, being paid (ofc) and they fucking dominate the tournament. Dream's about to congratulate them but Techno turns the fuck around and declares his right to rule the nation. If anyone wants to fight him for the title, they're welcome to try.

-Dream loses another life to Techno trying and failing to fight it. He and a few others lost their first life sometime elsewhere? I guess? Probably by being blown up by Wilbur, idk.

-Tubbo and Dream are chased out by people who reluctantly follow Techno's orders, and Tommy, torn between his friends and his brothers, stays behind. Oh jeezus.

-Since Techno is a fighting GOD, no one's able to usurp him to make things turn back to normal. But Dream is smart, and knows Wilbur's 100% behind this. Fundy kind of knew but didn't do shit about it, which is why Dream rejects Fundy's offer of sanctuary. He can't be sure his husband will stay on his side, after all. It's nothing personal.

-Dream and Tubbo hide away somewhere, probably not a ravine but?? A mountain or something? They manage to get Sam away enough to ask him to build a super cool Redstone contraption thing that opens for them. ooooo.

-I'm not good at names but for the sake of jokes I'm gonna call their land the 'Bee's Knees' bc at some point Tubbo finds a fuckton of Hives hanging from Trees. Bee Mountain if Dream's feeling especially salty.

-SPEAKING OF DREAM. his insanity is on course now, it's slowly eating away at him and in fear of hurting Tubbo he's slowly distancing himself away. Tubbo's like what's wrong but Dream can't answer -- he doesn't know what's wrong with himself either.

-Tubbo and Dream need to go back and confront Techno, but they can't wait for long else Techno's going to obliterate everyone and their extra lives. They call Schlatt in.

-Schlatt's a pure business man and draws up a contract. He'll aid them in terms of supplies, but most of the revolution is on them. They agree.

-Tommy is actually really fucking good at lying and skirting around what he reveals to Dream and tubbo as a spy that Techno would have believed him if he didnt' know his brother. and Wilbur's warnings, of course. That results in Techno just being fucking done with Tommy's bullshit and plans his execution in another tournament? I guess?

-It doesn't go like the festival. First of all, Schlatt can't fight for shit, so why would Techno call him up the stage? No, Schlatt fights dirty. techno doesn't set much rules so theres no rule against poisoning Tommy quick and easy before the fight. Tommy loses another life and is on his last. Tubbo is spitting mad, but Schlatt points out that nothing in the contract covered this, so he's free to do as necessary. Tubbo is stopped by Dream who, at this point, is just overtaken by the need to one-up Techno.

-Also, Wilbur's been slowly persuading Dream to just. Let go. Let the monster inside of him free, he 'deserves it'. By the end of it all, Dream does. He snaps and lets loose the monster crying for blood inside him.

-Callahan is left to convince his old friend not to do it. In a moment of clarity, Dream stares on in horror of what he'd done. In his rage he managed to deplete ALL of Techno's lives (not really but shhhh), cause massive bloodshed, and terrified everyone in the process. He asks Callahan to kill him. Callahan does.

-Yes we'll get to Ghost Dream eventually.

-Anyway, Schlatt still does the Wither plan, because, uh, Drunken Rage. He was so stressed out from the ensuing conflict that he's like "LETS JUST FINISH THE REST OF YOU. THERE WILL BE NO CONFLICT IF YOU ARENT THERE TO FIGHT."

-and then he uses the line from the Lego movie on Tubbo like "Oh, Tubbster. It's nothing personal. It's just Business(tm)".

-Schlatt still dies of stroke. He does come back as a ghost though, that's one main difference.

-After everything's said and done, and the dust has settled, everyone decides to disband the nation, and just live their lives. like, they're done, wilbur, they get your point, jfc, let them rest.

-but uhhhh someone frames tubbo for setting fire to ranboo's (the server sweetheart) house. wilbur immediately decides to exile tubbo in 'anger'. acutally, he wants tommy and tubbo separated.

-tommy's not standing for it though, he fucking fights his way until wilbur threatens him and tubbo's like YES FINE OKAY I'LL AGREE TO BEING EXILED STOP THREATENING YOUR BROTHER

-tubbo's exile arc is not as sad as tommy's, but rather very tense because wilbur keeps riling tubbo up and taunting him. he still keeps contact with tommy though because they arent going to be separated just like that. no way. tubbo just gets a little more mad and gets short tempered like a lot.

-ranboo's not even that mad about it, he knows tubbo would never burn his house, there was a conspiracy on board and even if there wasn't he's like "arent yall overreacting its just a house, didnt you all do this like before the first war even began, what even (also, ranboo was WITH tubbo at the time of his house allegedly being set on fire. Not that he'll admit to it, because he and tubbo made that agreement long before)

-eventually he finds out that wilbur just wanted to pin the blame on tubbo to make him leave, and ranboo's like "IM DONE WITH YOUR CRAP WILLBUR STOP HURTING THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT" and leaves

-with the nation gone, people started to solidify their groups. sapnap and karl deal with their own thing, quackity still runs errands for wilbur, george is the main person ferrying messages from tubbo to tommy back and forth, etc.

-there's a funeral for dream, ofc, fundy arranged it. all of dream's shit was hidden because fundy doesnt want wilbur to get it.

-niki's still there managing her bakeshop but doubles as an informant for wilbur because she's well liked within the server

-ghost dream is present and he's a chaotic troll who mostly hangs around tommy. he's really hyper active and is always on the move, you can never catch him sitting still for like, 5 minutes

THAT"S ALL I HAVE FOR MY SMP SWAP AU PLEASE BE GENTLE I DONT HAVE TIME TO GET ALL THE FACTS STRAIGHT FROM THE OG SMP qwq

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