#it was a gag gift but honestly it makes me so happy

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unwrapped • r. braun

surprising your husband on his birthday turns out to be much more than you’d expect.

content warning and themes: p!rn without plot, hard dom!reiner, (retired football player rei) black!fem reader, (plus size descriptors) extremely rough sex, bondage, reader wearing butt p!ug, anal play, spit kink, throat training, heavy degradation (calls reader bitch, slut, whore), squirting, daddy kink, hair pulling, pet names, (mama, poundcake, pretty girl, papa, sweet girl), gagging, pet play, breeding kink go brr, heavy overstimulation, slapping, y’all might need a sedative after reading this.

📝: I would apologize for how filthy this is going to be but I shall not. I started this last year for Rei’s birthday but I put it off but now I’m doubling back. So happiest of birthdays to my handsome baby father. The only Leo man I’d ever give a chance.

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"So this is all for me, huh? Wow..."

it was the exact reaction that you would expect from your husband of four years..shocked, surprised and completely taken aback by your rather unique gift. For a better lack of terms. You knew him better than anyone and although he appeared intimated or not too intrigued by the sight before him, you knew his mind was churning; ablaze with extremely salacious thoughts and desires at the moment. August first..a day that he’d normally let pass without so much as a single bit of acknowledgement but tonight, you had plans to make your man’s day extra special.

Reiner Braun, although wealthy and having amassed millions as a football star during his days as a quarterback, as well as with his many business ventures nowadays, was a man of simplicity. He preferred things to be quiet, peaceful..without too much flare. Rather than lavish parties and big events, he was out working hard, assuring that his business was functioning well, even on his special day so you decided to stay at home, 'tending to other affairs'. Used to your antics, he didn’t question it too much but while he was away, you were putting together one hell of a present..one he'd soon never forget. Standing in the doorway of the foyer, a few inches taller from the Giuseppe heels on your feet and the coat that had been covering the grandiose bombshell had fallen to the floor..allowing that khaki trench coat to pool at your ankles, you’d be revealed to be sporting sexy red lingerie, akin to that of a glazed candy apple on your smooth, brown complexion. Thick thighs and ass stretching against the thin lace fabric and mere seconds from bursting out. All the more reason to rip it off! However, that wasn’t all in store..tiny nipple clamps latched on to your perky breasts, a collar laced around your throat and decorated with a heart charm. Along with a paddle sitting on the mantle.

Little did he know, more awaited him in the bedroom..that was if he exercised the restraint to not ravage you right here!

His face was flush but burning beet red and his chest was heaving pretty fast but he had to maintain his composure. “I—uh..I don’t know what to say..”

although the two of you made love many times a week, and it was a far cry from vanilla..this by far took the cake! All of this was a sudden change. You just looked so..submissive and innocent. As if you were begging to be wrecked! "Well don't just stand there and look at me, come get your present.." the words garnering a big smile from his handsome face..mumbling something underneath his breath as he stepped forward and extended his arms out to grab ahold of you. Towering above your shorter yet thicker frame, examining you..big strong hands groping your body as he sucked his teeth profusely.

"Happy birthday, papa. What do you think?"

honestly, it was hard for him to think at all right now! Seeing you so dressed up in such slutty and salacious attire, all for him. "..I think..I’m the luckiest man alive.” Garnering a slight chuckle from you both. Cupping your face between his hands, Reiner leaned down to give you a deep, searing kiss. One indicative of how hot his desire and lust for you were burning right now. But alas, there was one more stipulation to his gift..you had but only one request for your husband: "You know how you've been saying you wanted to try all of those things you saw in those videos?..well, here's your chance. I want you to treat me like your little whore tonight..do whatever you want to me."

reaching behind your back, you’d hand him the final piece of this rather interesting ensemble and that was a leash! Red, covered in latex and what he’d be using to maneuver you around at his leisure. Something he’d probably never have suggested on his lonesome. You see, Reiner was an incredibly bashful man..despite his outwardly appearance and intimidating presence, he became flustered quite quickly. You honestly thought it was the most adorable thing you had ever seen. As you had done several times prior in the past, one night, the two of you were lying in bed, looking at some rather explicit videos..hoping to spice things up in the bedroom. As you’d come to discover, masturbating together became one of your favorite activities as of late. There was something about holding hands with your man as he guided you through your orgasm that made it ten times better.

However, there was one scene in particular that not only resonated with your beloved Reiner but stuck with him. As if the scene were permanently implanted in his memory. The woman, resembling your exact body type and look; a cute little lady..brown skin, thick with a little pudgy tummy, thighs that rubbed together and an ass that clapped with each movement, sporting an apron with nothing underneath as she ‘cleaned’ the house, waiting for the arrival of her doting husband. She had baked him a cake, which she’d then go on to allow him to lick off of her backside. You could visibly see his cock twitching at the sight of her. Not because he was more attracted but because she resembled you. It was only when the man arrived home, resembling Rei’s build and stature, along with his hair color did things get even more interesting. He’d then proceed to strip down, place the tie around her neck before ushering her to her knees and fucking her face. They’d wind up going rounds in that house..from the kitchen to the tall staircase to her riding him on the floor with her heels on. It was so filthy and disgusting and he couldn't stop thinking about it! Witnessing her be pounded, seeing her cry from the pleasure and get overstimulated until she couldn't spill another drop.

That night, he came so hard; twice in fact from that video alone, spilling warm, seeping nut all over his fingers..loud, lewd groans filling the room and it was then that your wheels began to churn. Reiner would never admit it, out of fear of rejection or even scaring or hurting you but he was into hardcore sex..dominating, controlling and even breaking his precious (y/n) had come across his mind constantly. Pumping you full of dick while you all but tried to push him back, pulling on your hair and neck as you begged for more, and especially being called daddy and sir..he had craved it. Practically salivating at the thought!

But now, there was no need to be afraid because you were all but throwing out the proposition. It was up to him to take it. Bringing his fingertips to your chained nipples, he'd rub them gently, garnering an adorable smile and lip biting from you.

"..whatever I want, right? Huh.."

"That's right…treat me however you want. Don’t hold back.” With that confirmation, he didn't want to waste another second unwrapping his present. Fixated on your supple breasts, Reiner groped them in his palms before shoving that tongue between your plump, red painted lips. He was completely enamored with your body and it was certain now that you wouldn't have any issue getting him to loosen up. Eventually, he'd end up shuffling you over to a nearby wall where he caressed and squeezed every inch of that perfect frame… faint moans escaping his throat whilst he continued feeding you those soft kisses. In a split second, you’d brought your hands up to undo his shirt and pants but he was quick to push them away, giving you strict instructions to place them by your side. "Don't fucking move...just let me handle it." You had never heard him speak with such a sharp, commanding tone. All but hissing the orders at you. It was so fucking sexy! So you’d do exactly that, and stood still as he moved those lips down to your neck, collarbone and eventually those perky nipples that had become his point of hyperfixation at the moment.

"Mmm...how cute.."

Intermittently flicking those clamps and chains to watch you tense up. Squeezing your thighs together, (y/n) released a very audible moan in response. Even shutting your eyes in hopes to feign off the sensation but it was of no use. It felt too good! But alas, he was merely getting started and soon, you’d come to find out just what this man was capable of when given free reign. Taking those callus fingertips, Reiner traced them even further south..finally leaving your tits, he’d make a trail down the center of your tummy; just lightly grazing the skin until he reached the elastic waistline of your panties. To which he’d make haste in shoving those digits in. Outlining the thin, lace material before sinking them inside of your warm heat. Eliciting a cry from you that in turn, made his cock thump behind the confines of those designer slacks. You’d even absentmindedly begin to rut yourself on those fingerpads.."Tell me, angel..is this really what you want? Because I don't plan on taking it easy..just so you know." You were full and well aware of that fact. Even so, you wanted him to use you to his full desire. Release every single debaucherous thought that plagued his mind onto you and let it out. Once he finished, you wanted to be broken..mind, body and spirit.

“I told you, baby..I'm your slut, do whatever you want to me. I can take it..promise.”

Hell, if anything, you just wanted him to stop all of this teasing and fuck you senseless already! Without another moment of hesitation, Reiner smirked and shoved two digits deep within that tight, quivering entrance and made certain you impaled yourself on them. Granted, this was nothing more than a mere warm up for the pounding that little pussy was about to take after all! Working them in and out, he'd make certain your head remained positioned straight forward, as he didn’t want those beautiful, brown eyes shifting anywhere except on him. Only seconds in, you had soaked his hand down to the wrist..letting those juices leak down to the Tom Ford button up and matching cuff links. You were already coming undone so he could only imagine what the remainder of the night would entail.

"Well, poundcake. Don't say I didn't give you fair warning..” mumbling into a low growl that seeped to your ears. “Because I plan on going all night..breaking this slutty little body for everything it has. That sweet cum, those pretty little moans and everything else I fucking want. My little whore, you said? From now on..you don't move, speak or breathe without my permission, understood?" This new side of him had you going crazy! Frothing all over the seat of those panties and whimpering for him like a helpless puppy. Finally, his fingering would come to an abrupt halt which left your needy cunt spasming on thin air. Once he removed them, he'd bring them up, only to shove them into your mouth roughly. “Lick them clean. Taste yourself and don’t leave a single drop.” The force of his thrashing around between your jaws causes you to emit a slight gag when he takes them to the back of your throat.

"And you answer me with only daddy or sir, got it?"

you weren’t exactly sure what was coming but all you could know for certain was that you had seemingly awoken one hell of a monster! Had you truly bitten off more than you could chew?

"Yes, daddy..."

those round doe eyes fixated on him with such an innocent glare. It was then that you’d find yourself gasping sharply as he clenched your jaw. A faint smile cracking through his lips..almost devious in a way. But just as quickly, he’d place a couple kisses atop your forehead and a few pats to your chubby cheek. "Good girl..now let's get these off." In a sudden swift movement, he'd rip that latex lingerie from your body as if it were constructed of nothing more than sheets of paper. Each article and layer falling to the flooring and pooling around you guys’ feet. Leaving you only with the corset piece, fishnets and leash around your neck. And of course those tall, clear heels. Next were his own and without so much as single care for the cost, Reiner tore the button down from his skin. Revealing those chiseled abs, all while unbuckling his pants in the process. That bulge in them had grown excessively large and honestly, he had no more restraint to tease you. He wanted some action himself! So once he freed that hard dick from its confines and bridged the gap between your bodies, he’d hoist your legs within his grasp and place your back against the wall for quick leverage, as to execute his next move. “This is gonna be fun..”

Seconds later, he was instructing you to wrap your arms around his neck for support and them around his waist. Even though he was more than culpable of supporting you with his own strength. Parting those legs, he’d expose your dripping slit and freshly waxed, fat pussy to the cool air; aligning himself with your soaking slit.

"Ooh..baby, what am I going to do with you?..."

That voice dropped to a low growl as he teased that sensitive tip against your folds. Drumming up more of that silky slick that was drooling out of that cunt. Slowly but surely, he'd ease it inside and stuff you full of that dick. The initial sensation makes you both writhe in pleasure. Before your moans could even fully escape your mouth, he'd meet them with his own and resume those deep kisses. Swarming the inside of your jaws with sloppy pecks and an exchange of saliva..even spitting into it to further lubricate. Whereas he'd be whimpering into the crook of your neck, moaning your name as a sign of pure submission, this was a whole other side to Reiner. One you had never seen but wish had awoken sooner.

"Fuck!..so good."

there was a certain intensity in his eyes, one that scared and aroused you simultaneously..fucking you into a state of trembling with only a few strokes in as you dripped down his shaft. But this angle and the way he so precisely penetrated your g-spot, you’d find yourself clawing your nails into his back whilst he impaled you on his dick. All eight and a half inches of thick girth stretching you open..akin to a piece of elastic. "That's right, you don't need to do anything else..just hold onto me and let me pound that little pussy." Your body gliding up and down the wall; jolted with every thrust and meeting his every movement. It was almost as if you were weightless within his arms. “Shit! Right there…” Your nails ripping into his shoulder blades, holding on with all the strength you had but it was of no use. He had rendered you practically useless and dumb. Nothing more than a mere flashlight for his pleasure.

"Look at you..taking this fucking dick like a good whore. You liked being fucked all rough, don't you? Answer me.”

"Yes, daddy! Give me more, please. Fuck my pussy!” Meanwhile, your little cunny could barely contain him, no matter how far he delved and how deep he pressed, it kept slipping out of that wetness. Just from those few minutes alone, those walls had been beaten sore and throbbed profusely. However, that wasn't going to stop him from fucking you senseless or making you clamp down on his shaft. Those balls rested idly against your bubbly asscheeks after slapping against them..plus,hearing you beg only further fueled his desire.

sounds of smacking skin and loud cries erupted throughout the foyer. Although he loved the noises that pretty little pussy made each time he slammed inside of it, he came to an abrupt halt. "Get on the floor, right now." Whether it was his own lack of restraint or the fact that he truly did want to take you beyond your limits today, Reiner stopped abruptly before placing you to your feet.

that long cock still erect and dripping with your juices; the tip glowing red from how sensitive it was. One hard brush and he would probably begin spurting cum. He’d stroke the shaft whilst reaching for the leash and eventually the top of your head. With an extended palm, Reiner reached over and laid a few smacks to your cheek. Instructing you to stick your tongue out and glance up at him. “Good girl..sit there on your knees until I tell you otherwise.” He needed a few seconds to decide his next move. Seeing you in such a state had his mental all fucked up. Having this much power to use you at his disposal and seeing you lose every bit of your morals just to please him made this man absolutely feral.

panting heavily, Reiner ripped the shirt off entirely. He’d then proceed to undo and coil the red necktie around his knuckles. It seemed as if his lightbulb was flashing and he had constructed a rather interesting idea. "..hands up over your head, sweetheart. Don't make me fucking wait."

Without fuss or haste, you’d raise your arms up to the wall and await his instructions. You were positioned on your knees with them spread apart to where he could visibly see that little slit drooling with slickness. That clit protruding out and waiting to be rubbed. You’d give anything to have it touched at the moment but you’d have to wait. Emitting a loud gulp, you’d hope that your lovely husband would feel compelled to somewhat tone it down and have mercy but it would seem that you had ignited quite a dormant spark inside of him. The gentle, attentive man that had always handled you with care was no more, at least for the time being. Finally, he’d retrieve that leash placed on the mantle and once he clipped it on, he’d clutch it with a vice grip. "I'm going to enjoy fucking that cute little face of yours..those lips always look so pretty wrapped around my dick. Open wide.” Tilting your head back on his command. Just seconds later, he'd lean down and spit into your quivering mouth; the sensation making you throb and melt within his grasp. That saliva trailed between your lips, down to your tongue and in turn, earned him the cutest expression with a bright smile. "Thank you, daddy."

the name causes a direct reaction from your shaft; throbbing upon hearing your voice. He couldn’t help it when you were being so gracious and eager to serve him. This was already the best birthday ever and it had only begun! Stretching those jaws, Reiner would depress your tongue with a couple fingers; as would a doctor to a patient and watch that uvula jump and the back of your mouth gape and flex as it awaited the chance to be filled. That was more than enough room and he’d waste no time in filling that empty oral cavity. “Perfect, don’t move.” With that, you’d find your empty mouth stuffed full of that swollen member. Pumped and fucked without any regard to your esophagus or breathing. Reiner would just ever so carelessly buck his hips forward as if you were nothing more than a mere sex doll. That was until you started seeping strings of clear fluid all over his shaft and tip, bringing out vibrations with your gagging and moaning. Keeping one hand on your bound wrists to keep them in place and the other on his leash, Reiner maneuvered you like a well oiled machine. Letting every liquid you emitted drip onto those marble floors. Thrusting with full force as he rutted those hips..so desperately trying to maintain his pace because you felt that damn good. Because you were not at liberty to do so, he’d alternate between his dick and those full, swollen balls; stuffing your mouth with them in exchange for jerking himself.

“That’s right. Clean me up, bitch…taste that pretty pussy and keep those eyes on me when you do it.”

he’d feed your heavy slaps to the face as his tip rested in the side of your jaw..pressing into your skin. He had zero remorse at the moment and if being used in this manner is what you wanted, he was more than happy to oblige! When his hand no longer sufficed, he’d pop that cock back into your mouth and continue relentlessly fucking your skull until that forehead pressed to his abs and you were rendered breathless. Perhaps what was most impressive to him was how you took it without so much as gagging or showing resistance. Not to mention that you battled those lashes at him while you did so. If he wasn’t careful, you’d have him spurting cum all down your throat. But he had plans to fill you up so he’d refrain. Where you were rendered unable to be vocal, Reiner certainly filled that void and let out the loudest, grovely grunts. Meanwhile, strings of saliva were pooling from the corners of your mouth and your face had a dumbed out expression..exactly as he wanted it. “It’s like you don’t even need to breathe, baby. I love you..I love how nasty you get for me..” that deep voice resonating throughout your body. But for how warm and inviting those silk like jaws felt, he was becoming rather greedy. He needed to explore more of that perfect figure…from this pretty mouth, to that dripping core and especially, that big round ass. Which had quite the surprise waiting for him. “C’mere, mama. I’m not done with you..not yet.��

reluctantly pulling out, Reiner suddenly tugged your head around with a firm grasp, returning the favor of that sloppy head with an equally messy makeout session. It was apparent by the smile on your face that you were enjoying this just as much! That’s when he’d lower your hands, untying them and command you to plant those palms to the floor, where you were made to crawl towards him. Resembling that of a cute little pup or a sexy lynx, your husband began stepping backwards before waving a finger towards you. He was leading you to the staircase, hoping to reenact that infamous scene that inspired this entire ordeal. Even then, on your hands and knees, you were enticing him. Finally, you’d find yourself stationed against those stairs, where Reiner would fling you up to the railing and raise your leg so that he could finally get inside of you. That’s when he’d find a hidden gem…literally and figuratively. A heart shaped, jeweled anal plug stuffed between those thick cheeks that were glistening with baby oil you had previously doused yourself in. Making it look even better..lighting up with excitement, Reiner would start to smirk and chuckle, spreading them apart as he watched that tight bundle of nerves flex around that metal. “Oh my gosh..” mumbling in a low growl, admiring the beautiful view. For now though, he needed some of that soaking core.

“…pretty pussy’s so fat..I know she’s wet f’r me, baby. Go ahead, bend over…” biting and licking his lips with a faint smirk. He couldn’t believe how blessed he was to have the finest woman on the planet! Balancing on those heels, (y/n) looked back whilst arching that back..bouncing in the process so that he could get a clear view of those plump lips. “Yes, just like that, baby..it looks so good.” “Thank you, daddy.” Getting more and more aroused each time you uttered that name. Placing his thumb atop that plug, he’d push it in a little further as his index teased that protruding clit, that caused you to whimper in response. “That feel good, poundcake? Ya’ like when I touch on that clit? You can answer..”

and of course, it was a given how you felt.

“Yes sir, so fucking good…please fuck me—“ but just like that, he’d halt you in your tracks by tugging on your leash and spanking your ass to silence you. “Hey, I didn't give you permission to start begging, not yet at least..” Just then, he’d place a hand in the center of your back before grabbing himself at the base and slapping that cock up against those clammy folds. He wanted to keep you waiting..punish you for your unauthorized outburst the fact was, he lacked resolve himself so seconds later..

“No…I need you to take this dick. All of it..and maybe..just maybe if you ask nicely..” you’d find yourself impaled on him and stuffed full, causing your face to go wide with shock. “I’ll let you come.” A result of both holes being filled to the brim. He didn’t even give you a chance to recuperate or adjust..he’d go full throttle. Thrusting into you once more after already abusing that little cunt once before. Needless to say, you probably wouldn’t be moving for a day or so after this but it’d be well worth it! You loved the sensation..the thrill and rush that came with being used like this. Every day could be his birthday if he treated you like this! Deep strokes made home inside of your core as his pace increased. That leg draped over the sides began to shake uncontrollably but as a way to quell you, he’d gently rub it. He was trying to have a bit of balance amid the chaos; a touch of subtlety with his rough treatment. Your body was already sore with pain and pleasure. Marked up by both his lips and hands..all signs of how obsessed he was with you. Going deeper and deeper, reaching that fated g-spot, Reiner tugged your head back and yet again spat into your mouth, trying to maintain some semblance of control. Because truthfully, he was reaching his peak. He knew the second he resumed fucking you, he’d lose his mind and rhythm. Suddenly, his thrusts would become sporadic and he’d start hammering into your spot; clapping that flesh against his pelvis and filling that million dollar mansion with raunchy noises. Getting as raw and unhinged as you two pleased. It was a private party and he’d enjoy every single second of it.

“Harder! Please..I’m so—“ although you were breaking the rules, you couldn’t help yourself as that climax grew near. You had been holding back..restraining yourself from releasing all over him but right now, you couldn’t be vexed!

“Can I come, daddy? Please, can I come for you?!”

Crying with your eyes squeezed shut and tears streaming down your face. Your body was set ablaze…burning with desire and right now, he wanted to add the fuel! Spreading that ass apart, your husband kept thrusting, grinding those hips to the hilt as he buried every inch until that tip began to kiss your cervix. That aching warmth was all but stretched. However, it wouldn’t be the only orifice to be pounded into oblivion. “Since you've been so good..let it go. Right now. Come on this fucking dick..you little slut.” And the second he gave you the green light, it were as if the floodgates opened and a shower of your sweet squirt littered the porcelain steps. He had never seen a thing like it! At that moment, you couldn’t stop. Just an absolute wreck of orgasmic bliss. “F-fuck! Oh fuck, oh fuck—“ banging your previously bound hands against the stairwell. There was no time to recuperate or for either of you to gather your bearings because Reiner was pulsating something fierce and there was nowhere he’d allow that seed to end up other than your womb. Only seconds later, you’d find yourself impaled again and his hard erection thrashing around inside of you.

“What? You thought we were finished? What did I say, pound cake? Not yet..” unable to even compute a reaction, you’d end frozen for a full minute..stuck from that post climatic high. He didn’t have time to wait for your recovery. Not even a full minute later, you felt the grasp on your hips tighten; nails clawing into that soft flesh as Reiner’s breath caught in the back of his throat. “Shit!—coming..FUCK!” Shouting out with all his might. It was then that hot strings of creamy semen began to pour into that needy womb. And not in the form of a few droplets..no, you were being knotted with thick ropes. Ensuring that not one drop would seep out. However, if you thought that would be enough to soothe his salacious appetite and stop him, you’d be wrong. Because he had one more opening to explore before calling it quits. Even though you looked terribly spent and hell, he was getting a little lightheaded himself, he couldn’t stop until you both collapsed. Keeping that back bent to an angle and that leg outstretched, (y/n) felt that plug be removed from your second entrance and hear the metal plop to the floor…only to find that he had..replaced it with something else. But that much was obvious when you all but collapsed from that cock stretching you open. With his face flushed red, Reiner would let out a somewhat maniacal laugh. It was apparent that he was running off of pure adrenaline and addiction. Unable to cease until he claimed every inch of it and unraveled you.

“Take it…don’t tell me that little plug was just for show now. You were getting it ready f’r me. So I could fuck every part of this little body.” Practically hissing at you whilst tugging you back into hard, sporadic strokes. He still had a bit left in the chamber, surprisingly but he wasn’t going to maintain that pace for long because you were way too tight; clutching him at every movement. Even with the help of that toy, you weren’t quite conformed to his shape. Even so, he made it his mission to conquer it and break you as he had promised. He was well on his way because now, you were full blown fucked to tears…crying and pleading for him to come in you once more. He had gotten his point across and you loved the pain far too much to want him to stop. But you knew your body couldn’t withstand this brutal fucking. “P—please..come—ahh..” letting out a shrill whimper and pathetic cries. Your nails barely even graze the wood that you had a vice grip on earlier. Despite the fact that you had initiated this, he knew you’d never know when to quit and seeing as how that spasming bundle of nerves was determined to drain him dry, he’d grant you permission one last time to let go..

“On three..together. You know what to do..”

and like that, the two of you ascended to the highest peak together. Howling to the ceiling and shrieking each other's names as you spilled another puddle and poured the remainder of that nut into you..

“F-fuck..you’re so full..so goddamn full of my nut.”

“Yes, come in this ass, daddy..thank you so much.”

reaching back to stroke the side of his face before collapsing to your knees, where you trembled violently. All a result of the insane lovemaking that had just transpired. As one final act of submission, you’d run your tongue along his thigh, swiping up any remnant of those juices you let out all over him, before sticking your tongue out like an obedient dog. How could he possibly ask for a better gift than this?! Grasping your chin, Reiner leaned down with tears of his own plaguing his hazel eyes and shoved his tongue in your mouth. As if he didn’t want to let go. “Thank you, baby..thank you for the best fucking gift ever..”

and there was no way this day could ever be outclassed for as long as he lived!

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Birthday Princess

MINORS DNI!!!!

Mentions of: oral (both receiving), corruption kink if you squint, praise, Felix wearing a skirt

Sub!felix and afab reader (gn! Pronouns)

<established relationship>

Notes: I’m not good with grammar and punctuation so I apologize 😥 this is so much longer than I thought it would be. Uhhh ahaha… happy late birthday Felix? I know this is so late but I really don't care :3

word count: 1.4K

(I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever stop loving this picture 😓)

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Felix was sitting across from you in the restaurant, looking up at you. His eyes are excited but embarrassed. The gift bag you gave him on his lap. He couldn’t wait to open it and now he wishes he did. You look at him with a mischievous smirk.

“Do you not like it, birthday boy?”

He just looks at you quietly frozen in shock.

“W-what is this, love?”

He asks embarrassed. He knows what it is but he wants you to say it, just to make his pants a little tighter. You shrug, giving him a hard time and a hard on on purpose. He didn’t want to take it out because you guys were in public but he felt his mouth water slightly. He saw the silicone and the leather straps. He thought about you wearing it and drilling into him.

“So? Do you like it?”

You snap him out of his head and he looks at you with wide eyes. He nods slowly. He looks back down at the bag and covers the contents with the tissue paper and places it next to him.

“You had that with us all day?”

His face turns red at the thought of you being so nonchalant about carrying around a strap on in a small bag all day. You had thought about this gag gift a long time ago. Slowly but surly the “gag” part became more literal and less as a joke. You nod your head. He looks back down at the bag and back up at you.

“When did you get this?”

He looked confused but excited.

“Today, before we went out.”

You told him you were going to the store, but you never specified what kind of store.

“Aren’t you happy I gave in to your begging before we left?”

He was about to open his mouth to say something but the waiter comes with the check. You pay and stand.

“Come on, birthday boy, let’s go home.”

You wink and reach your hand out towards him to take. He grabs his gift and takes your hand. You notice him holding the bag in front of his tented pants.

“Poor thing.”

You whisper teasingly. He looks away embarrassed as you two walk out onto the street. Your shared apartment was only half a block away. Not too much walking, but enough to have him whining.

“What’s the matter, Princess?”

You tease faking a sympathetic tone as he looks towards you with an unamused expression.

Eventually, after a lot of whining and light teasing touches, you two make your way into your apartment. Right away he takes the strap on out of the bag and looks at it with fascination. You come over to him and slowly slide his jacket off of him with a kiss to his neck. He keeps looking at the toy with a nervous smile. He’s had fingers and vibrators in his ass, but nothing ever this big and thick.

“You alright, baby doll?”

You watch him turn it over in his small hands and it honestly makes you a little wet. He looks at you like he’s just been given one million dollars. He smiles shyly, looks back at the toy and nods.

“Can we use this now?”

He asks eagerly. You go over to him and put a finger under his chin. You kiss his soft lips and smile.

“We can do whatever you want, birthday boy.”

He smiles and takes your hand. You two start walking to your bedroom, while he keeps staring at the toy. You two get in and close the door. He looks at you innocently.

“Strip.”

He listens right away and starts pulling his clothes off. You grab the toy and straps out of his hands.

“Now for your last gift, Princess.”

You walk to your closet and pull out another gift bag. He looks at you nervously as you hand it to him. He opens it and pulls out the pink fabric.

“A skirt? For me?”

You smile widely and nod your head. He blushes slightly.

“Go ahead, put it on.”

He complies and slides the skirt up his thighs, zipping it up to his waist. He’s so much more prettier than you imagined. He does a quick spin and the skirt flows with him. He turns back to you. His pretty cock bulges through the pink fabric.

“Such a pretty Princess, lixie.”

He walks over to you shyly and kisses your cheek. You grab his arm and push him back on to the bed. His skirt flows up when he lands exposing his twitching cock, leaking already.

“Already leaking for me, pretty boy?”

You tease and kneel in front of him. He sits up and pushes his skirt back down cutely. You pull it back up.

“Hold this, Princess.”

You hand the end of his skirt to him. He takes it and looks down at you begging with his eyes. You kitten lick his tip lightly. He lets out a soft sigh.

“Say please, princess”

His eyebrows furrow desperately.

“Please y/n.”

He whines and you smirk. You open your mouth a little and just put the head in. He lets out a little whine when he feels your warm spit touch him. You run your tongue over his small slit over and over. He grabs your head and tries to push you down more. Normally, you would scold him for being such a needy slut but, it’s his birthday, so you do what he wants. You slide him deeper into your mouth and he lets out a whiny groan. You bob your head, almost torturously, slow. He whines and tries to push and pull your head faster.

“Please, y/n, I want to go faster!”

He’s so needy for you and your warmth. You comply and start picking up speed. His whines start getting more high pitched and frequent. His cock twitches in your mouth. If you had to describe the taste of Felix’s cock, you would have to say heavenly. Salty but not bad enough that you don’t like it. He pushes your head down hard and thrusts up into your throat making you gag slightly. He lets out a shuddery moan and speeds up slightly.

“Y/n…. I’m going to cum.”

You pull your mouth off of his twitching length, spit strings still connecting you to him. He whines loudly at the sudden cold air on his wet skin. You turn away from him and start undressing yourself. You walk over to where the strap is sitting on the desk. You slip the leather harness on and you strap the dildo on. He watches you while he whines and his pretty cock twitches.

“Do you think you’ve been good enough for this yet, Princess?”

He looks at you and his eyes wander to the silicone dick. He nods aggressively. You walk over to him.

“Now it’s your turn to be on your knees, pretty boy.”

He does exactly what you say right away. His skirt flows as he quickly moves. You put your hand on his chin and swipe his bottom lip with your thumb. He opens his mouth slowly and you stuff your thumb onto his tongue. He looks up at you through his eyelashes.

“Don’t act innocent, I know you’re hungry for my cock.”

His eyes wander down and he nods. He puts a hand on the base and looks up at you for permission. You nod and he slowly opens his mouth and slides the silicone in. He slowly bobs his head up and down. His small hand still on the base holding it still for him. You grab his hair tightly and pull him closer so he's gagging on the tip.

"Oh, such a good cockslut. Look at you princess, so pretty gagging on me."

His whine gets more high-pitched as you keep speaking. He looks up at you with watery eyes. You smirk down at him while he keeps bobbing his head.

"So so pretty baby. You're doing so good princess."

After a few more moans and whimpers, you grab the base and pull out his mouth. he whines like a puppy. You reach down to grab his hands and pull him up. he looks at you innocently. You put a hand on his cheek.

"You want to be fucked now, pretty boy?"

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ahaha this took so fucking long for no reason. MWAH love you all.

#stray kids smut #skz hard thoughts #stray kids hard hours #sub!stray kids #lee felix smut #lee felix #skz smut #lee yongbok

[slimthicksonnett]

89 with Lucy Bronze

“YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILE I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!” // Lucy Bronze (1,000 words)

“Y/NN, truth or dare.”

Truthfully, Y/N wasn’t sure how she ended up here. Though, she probably should’ve expected that this is what having girls' night with the kids would result in. 

“Dare. But please do remember that I am in a happy, committed relationship with a woman that two of you have to play against in less than a month so I suggest you don’t piss her off.” You answered, pointing between Sanchez and Rodman who suddenly went wide eyed.

When the United Spirits were all together, it was easy to lose track of international allegiances. You were just Y/N and Lucy was just your silly girlfriend who sometimes sent little gifts to the girls. But with the England game rapidly approaching, there was the looming reminder that you were also the Y/N and Lucy England’s lethal outsideback duo. 

“Fine, let's make her happy then. We dare you to send a picture to Lucy.” Trinity grinned, looking pleased with herself. Meanwhile you cocked your head to the side in confusion.

“A picture? That’s it?” You questioned, staring at the younger girls skeptically. 

“Not just a picture, a picture picture.” Ashley elaborated, emphasizing the word significantly.

“You know you’re allowed to say a nude, yes?” You laughed, watching every one of the younger players in the room squirm uncomfortably. It was a funny sight honestly considering the conversations these girls normally had. You had heard more conversations about nail lengths and bruise covering techniques since you’d been hanging around the younger Spirit players than you think you’d heard since the World Cup.

Pulling out your phone, you leaned back so the screen wasn’t in the direct view of everyone in your living room. Carefully, you put in a few passwords and unlocked your private folder. After a few moments of consideration between two sets, you made your selection and pressed send without any other context.

Some small part of you was aware that while it was a late night for you, it was well into the next day for Lucy. If you knew her schedule as well as you thought you did, she was probably already up for morning training at this point. 

“Alright, done.” Setting your phone back down, you picked up your drink and looked up at the surprised faces of your teammates. 

“You’re done? You jus- you just had something on your phone ready to send?” Anna asked, befuddled by this concept as your head fell back in laughter.

“Love, my girlfriend lives over 4,000 miles away. Of course I have nudes saved in my phone.” The answer was casual and made the room dissolved into chaos. A combination of gagging and wolf whistles filled the space while you just sipped your wine innocently.  

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You had just finished ushering all the young Spirits out and back down the hall to their own apartments when your phone rang.

“Hello?” Your voice was raspy and soft, an effect of both the wine and the late hour.

“YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILE I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!” Lucy’s voice came loudly through the phone, forcing you to remove the device from your ear and blink in surprise at the loud sound.

“What happened to hello, how are you…” You quoted, fighting back a tired laugh at the sound of her frustrated exhalation.

“Right. That was rude of me. Hello babe, how are you? And also, why are you sending me naked photos while I’m in a work meeting?” There was an air of impatience in her tone, and you could feel the other woman rolling her eyes at you over the phone.

“Oh, hi baby! I’m so good. I just finished a night in with the girls! It was so much fun, they always make me feel young again. Do you remember when we were their age?”

You were being coy. You very much know Lucy remembers playing with you as a young Lioness and everything you got up to together. 

“So, you sent me that while you were with the children?” Lucy responded, skillfully avoiding your question in a way that made you laugh. 

“I’m sorry, do you not want to hear about how the future of the US women's national team picked my set out for me?” You teased, knowing full and well that the picture you had sent her had been from days ago when the lingerie you’d ordered specifically for that purpose had finally come in. 

“Y/N!” Your girlfriend scolded, making you laugh loudly. 

“I’m only kidding.” Still laughing, you threw the phone on speaker and started preparing yourself for bed. 

“You’re such a shit.” Lucy muttered, earning a playful hum in response.

“Yes but you love it, just like you loved my picture. Soooooo I don’t see why it sounds like you’re complaining?” You continued to tease, enjoying the groan that came from the other side of the line.

“I opened that during film! Anyone could’ve seen that. Hell, I think Frido did!” Lucy hissed, making your eyes shoot up at the admission at the end.

“Fridolina, hm?” You mused, pausing momentarily in thought of the blonde woman.

“Y/N Y/LN!” Lucy shouted this time, sending you into another fit of laughter as you grabbed your phone and slipped into bed.

“Only teasing, only teasing! Besides, who cares? It’s not like the majority of them haven’t seen naked women before. Hell, they’ve probably even seen me in less than that!” And it was the truth. 

After the World Cup, Sports Illustrated had reached out to you about doing the Body Issue. You were in the peak form of your career and your body had never looked better, why would you say no? So, it wasn’t like there weren’t a plethora of tastefully nude photographs of you in public media.

“Those were meant to be seen, this wasn’t. And they can see all the naked women they want, but not mine.” Lucy answered, voice gruffer than it had been previously.

“Someone sounds jealous.” Your voice singsongy and teasing.

“I prefer protective.” Lucy firedback, and you couldn’t help but agree.

Lucy Bronze was nothing if not the most protective (and passionate) person you’d ever met.

#i didnt edit this and i dont actually like it but i didnt write 1000 words to not publish them #so enjoy #lucy bronze imagine #engwnt imagine #woso imagines #woso x reader #engwnt x reader #lucy bronze x reader #slimthickficlets

[f10werfae]

Hiii, Can I do a request with Henry Cavill?

Here’s the situation, yesterday was my birthday and from 15 only came 4 (all of them had already confirmed that they’ll be here and also they gave a “joke” gift and made feel really humiliated) I want Henry comforting the reader in that situation. Because God knows that hurt soo much and I really wanted someone to comfort me. Angst but with lotsss of fluff please 🥰🥰🥰

Birthday Cake ☁️

Pairing: Boyfriend! Henry Cavill x Reader

Word count: 1,863

Summary: Request tells all ☺️

Warning: Slight Angst in terms of the reader being humiliated, other than that it’s fluffy

(Hope I fulfilled the request ☺️)

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Requests are open!

Likes, Comments and Re-blogs are appreciated♥️

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(Y/n's P.O.V)

'jeez y/n you are lookin fine tonight, 26 and still gorgeous’ I said to myself, my hands running up and down my dress clad body, this dress had definitely boosted my confidence. For the first time in weeks I had finally gotten a week off of work, BUT for a very good reason, it’s my birthday week.

(The dress)

Henry and I decided to celebrate just him and I later on during the week, allowing for my friends and I to go out tonight. A dinner at the restaurant, followed by a few drinks at the club.

For the first time in weeks, I felt pretty and happy. Something work had very much bogged down.

I had already received a gag gift if you will, from these friends and honestly I didn’t know how to feel at all. They had decided to gift me a massive cardboard cutout of one of Henry's exes, writing on the back “the original”

Now of course when I saw it I laughed it off, but deep inside I knew that they had hit a massive insecurity of mine.

Trying not to be rude I just stored the cutout in my clothes closet, thinking of the best time to throw it at the dump.

When all of a sudden a ping of texts vibrated my phone from the nightstand, it slowly shifting with each sound, interrupting my train of thought. Humming to myself I walked over to the table, instantly seeing a flood of notifications from the group chat.

The Girls 🍷

Stephanie: Hey Y/n, looks like I can’t make it this week, just found out my boyfriends throwing a party and you know i’ve just gotta keep an eye on him

Monica: Yeahh that’s what I was coming here to say, today’s date is just really inconvenient for us to be honest. Hannah told me to say she can’t make it either soz xx

Leah: Y/n let’s reschedule another time?

Chloe: Yeah soz can’t make it, promise next year tho yeah? 😂😂

Y/n: I don’t get it? I asked you guys if you were free today?

Chloe: Don’t get an attitude Y/n jus cus its ur bday

“From 6 to 1, within 5 minutes” That genuinely must be a record for me.

Looking at myself in the reflection, all energy and confidence, gone. Huffing out, I grabbed my phone again, deciding to phone up the reservation at the restaurant, the one Henry had made for me.

(Phone Call)

Random: Hello this is ** Restaurant, how can I help you?

Y/n: Yes hello, uh I’m calling about the reservation for Cavill, at 6:30pm?

Random: Ah yes, hello Mrs Cavill, the reservation for 6?

Mrs? I swear Henry needs to stop introducing me as his wife, it’s going to make me blush to a point where it’s permanent

Y/n: Yeah unfortunately something has came up, so would I be able to cancel the reservation. I’m so sorry about this

Randomer: Oh no, it’s not bother Mrs Cavill, thank you for calling to let us know

(End of Phone Call)

Putting down the phone, I could not be bothered to even get unready, deciding against it and heading towards the kitchen.

Pulling open the fridge, I picked up my chocolate cake and set it onto the counter. Getting up to grab a fork, and sitting back down again, my feelings still numb.

Without thinking I started stabbing the cake with the fork, whilst continuously scooping parts into my mouth. Tears unwillingly slipped down my cheeks, my vision clouded.

Why am I always the one left in the end? Even on my f*cking birthday and all I wanted was to see my so called “friends”

Sooner or later it’s going to be Henry leaving me, I can already feel it.

Then it’ll just be me, again.

I guess you could say my thoughts are a stretch, but in times of hardcore emotion, it’s hard to control the type of thoughts you get.

In the middle of a massive bite of cake, there was a series of rapid knocks at my front door. Wearily I walked over, opening the door, to see Henry?

“Bear?”

(Henry’s P.O.V)

Sitting with the lads at the club, I watched the clock mindlessly. Y/n had sent me out for the night so she could have her girls night, but honestly I didn’t mind, I know how much she’s been needing something like this.

When it finally reach 6:30, I suddenly had the idea of calling up the restaurant to send her table a batch of their finest wine. If I couldn’t be there for her, I will be there another way.

(Phone Call)

Random: Hello this is ** Restaurant, how can I help you?

Henry: Hi there, I’m asking about the Cavill reservation?

Random: Yes the one your wife cancelled tonight?

Henry: She cancelled it? Why? When?

Random: At around 5:30? She said something had come up, sir.

Henry: Okay thank you, bye

(End of Phone call)

“Who was meant to be there tonight?” I said out loud to myself, leaning my head back.

“Ah yes stephanie” I said to myself, instantly going to her instagram to see a new story was put up.

what the hell was going on, why was all of

Y/n's friends out at this dude's party? Where was Y/n?

Instantly standing up, “I gotta go lads, somethings up”

Hearing a chorus of goodbyes, I jumped into my car and drove back home; Y/n's car was still in the driveway and the lights were on in the house. Knocking on the door rapidly, my heartbeat ringing in my ears.

“Bear?”

(Y/n's P.O.V)

“W-what are you doing here?” I asked, swallowing the last bit of cake in my mouth.

“I should be asking you that babe, why are you not out?”

“This is why” I said passing him my phone, seeing his face start to furrow as he read through the group chat texts.

“Oh pup, i’m so sor-“ Hearing his voice, I could feel the tears starting to build up again, rushing to his arms for comfort.

His arms instantly surrounding me, his lips pressing kisses to my head.

“Why didn’t you call me? You know I would have taken you out instead” He said cupping my face to look at him, placing another kiss onto my nose.

“I-I just didn’t wanna look like a loser with no friends Hen” I said sniffling, wiping my tears with the back of my hands, before his hands pulled mine down. Wiping my tears with his thumbs, he placed soft kisses on my rosey cheeks.

“You’d never look like a loser to me love, you deserve much better than those people you call friends. How about this, lets get you more comfortable and we can have a night to ourselves?”

“Yeah okay” I said smiling slightly, seeing his eyes peer down at me with so much love.

“You look absolutely amazing tonight, lord have I got the hots for you” Henry said laughing slightly, slapping my ass as we walked up the stairs to our bedroom, giggles being heard along the way.

“Alright i’m going to pick you out some soft pyjamas, you just sit down on the bed and don’t do anything. Tonight is all about you”

Nodding my head, he walked into our closet before walking back out again.

“Why is my ex in our closet? With that written on her” He said looking at me confused.

“Oh the girls gave me that as a gift, nice right” I said sarcastically, seeing his face fall again. “Those b*tches, love I cannot stand to see you with them again if they’re treating you like this”

Henry pulled the cutout out, folding it smaller and shoving it into the corner beside our bin where he claimed it “belongs

Walking back into our closet he pulled our our matching velvet pyjamas, putting his set on first before walking over to me.

“Sorry Hen, I know you were out with the lads tonight” I said putting my hands in the air as he helped pull the dress off me, his hands unclipping my bra for me, before putting on the warm pyjama top.

“Sweets I can go out with them anytime, your birthday is once a year”

He held the trousers out for me, letting me step into them before patting my thigh softly, then standing up to his full height again.

“Meet you down at the sofa okay? i’ll be two minutes”

“Ok but don’t take too long bear, might miss you too much” I said winking at him, feeling myself starting to lighten up a bit.

Heading downstairs to the sofa I sat down, turning on the T.V to put on anything for background noise. Hearing Henry grunt, I turned my head seeing him carrying at least two comforters and five pillows in his grasp.

Just before throwing them all on top of me before running back upstairs again, leaving me to settle into the pillows and blankets, transforming the sofa into a massive bed.

Running back down the steps, he jumps in next to me, putting a box in my lap with a number “1” written on it. His arm going around my waist to pull me into his side, his lips kissing my temple, his hand tucking the hair behind my ear.

“What is this bear?”

“It’s your first gift of course, out of 26”

“Are you serious? 26?”

“Well yes, now go on, open it poppet”

Untying the ribbon, the box fell apart into its different layers, photos throughout our relationship littered the sides.

“Oh Hen” I started, tears brimming my eyes, but for a good reason this time.

The first photo, however, caught my eye bringing a bright blush to my face as I picked it up. Henry's fingers tracing shapes into my side as he watched my reaction.

“H-hen when did you take this?”

“Well, you were just so cute, snuggly and warm. At that point I just fell more in love with you babe”

The picture was that of Henry and I in bed, specifically me laying half asleep on his chest after a very intimate night. My eyes looking up at him, half open, my breasts hidden by his hand reaching the whole way around me.

“I don’t know what to say bear”

“How about 'cake?' “

“Oh yeah, there’s some in the kitchen if you want” I said caressing his bearded face, his hands playing around with the hair on my neck as I turned towards him.

“Okay i’ll be two seconds then love” He said getting back up and returning with the whole cake platter and a fork in his hand.

“Open wide” He said, getting a piece of cake onto the fork, before feeding me it.

“Do you not want a bit?” I asked confused.

“Oh i’ll get some, dont worry love” He said quirking his brow at me, before smashing his lips onto mine. The kiss getting passionate as he set down the plate, his kisses getting slippery and more heated with him then pulling away.

“Red velvet cake? Almost as sweet as you baby”

#henry cavill rpf #henry cavill x reader #henry cavill imagine #henry cavill fanfiction #romance #oneshot #henry cavill

[theemporium]

ok so i started this ask earlier this morning and am just now getting aroundn to finish it so apologies if it's all over the place

vegas has been a lestappen weekend and I am thinking THOTs like honestly so much happened this race weekend and i am reeling

1. no1 vegas hater max verstappen saying that he's excited to go back i love him 😭😭😭 i'm so glad he had fun lmaoo. like i can just imagine him in the hotel with charles and reader the night before the race all huffy and upset because this whole weekend is a farce and he is NOT going to have a good time. and charles is just like "it's gonna be fine mon amour, i think at this point you're just determined to have a bad weekend and spoiling it all for yourself" and maybe yeah he is but in max's opinion that is NOT the point. anyways after the thrill of Racing™️ he's like "hmm okay yeah u weren't wrong, i had a good time" and charles is jsut liek "SAY IT WAS YOUR WHOLE CHEST PLZ !!!! I WAS RIGHT !!!!"

2. obsessed with carlos being all kinds of protective big brother vibes to werewolf!reader. like he sees max and charles crowding her and is just like 🤨🤨 "alright alright we get it, you love her, but let her work pls. if you keep crowding her i'm gonna call this sabotage" but he's also the one who goes "i pretend i do not see it" when he catches max trying to wiggle his way into the ferarri turf

3. there are mould your own dildo kits called clone a willy (don't ask me how i know) but i can see max getting one as like a gag gift or something and he's just like haha ok whatev. but the days go on and really the more he thinks about it the more appealing it is to have a custom dildo bc then he can fuck his two loves with his cock at the same time. and also he needs to know what his dick feels like, you know for scientific purposes. so anyways he gets charles and reader to help him and it is SO messy, positioning is important, and the amount of effort it takes to stay hard is ASTRONOMICAL. his dick is stuck in a tube of goo, it's not sexy. but now if someone tells him to go fuck himself he can. so he stays winning 😘😘🤩

4. i also really hope lando gots a nice long sleep after the race. like he sounded horrible on the radio. he needs a nice cuddle stat. i feel like we don't talk about werewolf lando a lot but

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GAHSJSJAKAJSJBSSKJA OH GOD

1. there’s something so funny about max suddenly changing his tune😭he was probably just happy to do some actual racing and know that the whole weekend was over after it, but it’s still hilarious. and I could see charles and reader giving him such shit over it, teasing him that the elvis race suit put him in a good mood and maybe they should keep it all year round (no, they should not. it’s a cursed wee thing. I want it gone)

2. CARLOS BEING AN OVERPROTECTIVE BROTHER PLEASE😭even the idea that she’s upset with them over something, it’s carlos who she goes to and his driver’s room that she stays in🥲but he would be so supportive of their relationship and definitely help hiding it when he can

3. I have seen the clone-a-willy sets in stores here, it’s so😭😭😭I know it’s this hot concept or whatever but it genuinely makes me cackle at the idea of these boys trying to follow the instructions. like charles is confused and max is convinced he doesn’t need instructions and it’s just such a mess. it would be so fucking funny

4. baby lando deserves all the hugs and cuddles and kisses after that crash :( but we do not talk about werewolf!lando near enough!!!

#cece answers #werewolf!lestappen #lestappen.thots #🌠.anon

[mehbzz]

Could you PLEASE do a fic with the boys and reader celebrating Valentine’s Day? Them genuinely being sweet to the reader and each other for once 😭

Hmmm here's a drabble of sort of celebrating with Stu. He's trying, but 'sweet' is a bit of a stretch.

Stu Macher x F!Reader A little smooching nothing explicit. Sort of fluffy. Stu is a bit of a dick but we love him anyway.

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It was cute but-, "What did you buy Tatum?"

Stu doesn't look surprised by your question. "Flowers," he shrugs. “a shit ton of chocolate."

“No shiny jewellery for her?”You wince slightly. You sound ungrateful, cynical, but he doesn’t call you out on it.

“I chose this for you,” He takes the box out of your hands; taking the bracelet out and letting it dangle in his fingers. You hold out your arm obediently. "I bought it for you."

"Really? You really chose it?" You sound so ungrateful, you know you do but this was so out of the realm of Stu’s usual behaviour that you can’t help but be suspicious.

"Did you even look at it?" He sounds hurt, and more than a little embarrassed. He twists your wrist gently when he's done it up. "Look at the charm at the end, it's a little rabbit."

That makes guilt flare hard. Stu buying you things was not unusual, however Stu buying you something that was obviously thought out, considered, and not just a showy flash of cash was. He didn’t honestly buy this for you on his own initiative did he? You swallow the questions. If he bought it without prompting from Billy or not didn’t really matter you supposed, he was still giving it to you. You look up at him, trying to make the suspicion less obvious on your face.

“But I didn’t get you anything.” The admission makes you feel even worse.

“You don’t have to buy me anything,” He grins. "That mouth of yours is gift enough.”

He wiggles his eyebrows at you and you roll your eyes. "Stu."

"What? Too much mushy stuff bunny. It's making me feel a little ill." He gags slightly.

“You seen Billy yet?”

You shake your head, your gaze dropping back to the bracelet around your wrist. It looks and feels expensive but it’s pretty, something you would have definitely chosen for yourself.

“Guess he's been wrapped up in Sid all day, I'm sure he'll drop by tonight.”

The little reminder that you are second choice on this day stings, makes you feel a little clingy. “You could stay? I could give you your gift then.” You roll your tongue, embracing his insinuation from a minute ago and he laughs.

“Nah can’t, girlfriend’s waiting.”

“Oh yes,” You wince, trying to hide your hurt behind a slightly strained smile. “How could I forget?” You bite your lip, a move his gaze instantly narrows in on, and something spiteful sparks in your chest. “Bet my mouth is better than hers.”

“Ohhh catty,” He looks proud, happy almost at your jab and a disturbing warm trickle of pleasure slides down your spine at his approval even as your momentary hostility towards Tatum morphs into shame. “Kinda hot when you’re jealous bunny.” You sigh in resignation, your shoulders slumping slightly as you try to steer Stu towards the door, something he steadfastly refuses to do. “Don’t look so dejected baby bunny,” He pokes your nose, grinning at you when you flinch back with a grimace. “We’ve got all weekend together.” “What?”

“Uh I mean, what? I didn’t say anything.” He holds up a finger to his mouth, the innocent look he’s trying to project ruined by the way he can’t stop his lips twitching into a barely contained grin. “Pretend you didn’t hear that, Bill would kill me.”

“Oh I definitely heard something,” You tease, excitement and anticipation fluttering in your chest and overriding your melancholy. Stu’s gaze moves from your eyes to your lips.

“Now now,” He steps forward looking mildly surprised when you don’t take a step back. “It would be so so cruel of you to ruin his surprise.”

“Me ruin his surprise?” You hook your fingers into the waistband of his jeans and tug him a fraction closer. “Maybe you should give me an incentive to keep quiet.”

You press your lips to his before he has chance to respond, his surprised grunt giving you a little rush of satisfaction. You shouldn’t pursue this right now, but you think their selfish behaviour is starting to rub off on you. Getting either of them to choose time with you over plans with Tatum or Sid was starting to give you a huge rush of serotonin.

Stu’s kissing you slowly, too slowly for the desire that’s starting to burn through you. He’s taking his time, his teeth softly nibbling at your bottom lip. You can’t decide if he’s teasing you or if he’s really trying to hold back, if his thoughts are lingering on his date with Tatum. Suddenly afraid he is about to pull back and leave you bury your face into his neck and start to leave little sucking kisses along his collarbone before nipping sharply just under the neckline of his shirt.

“Careful,” he huffs at you. “No teeth, not today.” His voice is hoarse, almost strained and you can tell he is at the line of being genuinely annoyed at you. The sudden desire to mark him again forcing you to bite down sharply on his shoulder, the action earning you a hard pull on your hair, lifting you back up again to claim your lips once more.

“Think I love it when you get territorial bunny,” He does sound irritated, but you don’t really care, and from the hardness pressing into your hip you don’t think he does either.

You move your hips a little harder, trying to increase the pleasurable friction and he groans loudly, rocking his hips up in response, his arm tightening around your waist as he pushes you firmly backwards against the wall.

Stu’s right hand moves from the small of your back down your ribs to hook his fingers beneath the hem of your shirt and pushes it up an inch, but as he starts to slide over the bare skin of your ribs you loosely grab his wrist to stop him. “So does this mean you are staying?”

Stu watches you quietly before reaching up to stroke his thumb over your bottom lip. “No.” It’s a firm answer. But you don’t want to give up just yet, almost on impulse you open your mouth and your tongue darts out to lick him. He lets you take the tip of his thumb inside your mouth, blue eyes locked with yours, his pupils fully blown as he watches you. You let your teeth graze lightly across the pad of his thumb and he moans loudly, his hips snapping up to grind hard against you. Pressing into you in just the right place for shocks of pleasure to course through you. You tease him a little more and slowly slide your tongue around his thumb, sucking hard before letting it go with a pop. “You’re a bad, evil, succubus,” He instantly leans forward, claiming your mouth with his, the sudden sense of urgency and desire almost overwhelming. “Gonna fuck you bunny, hard and fast just the way you like it,” You whimper as his fingers brush against the underside of your breast, a whimper that you can’t stop turning into an embarrassingly loud moan when his thumb moves to stroke firmly over your nipple. “Leave you all sloppy and messy for Billy, perfect valentine’s gift for him.”  His hands are wandering. One is desperately tugging at his belt while the other is stroking up your thigh and under your skirt to brush against the edge of your panties. “Could use a war-,” He cuts himself off with a groan.

You tense, he didn’t say it but you can guess his words and the reminder of Tatum makes your arousal ebb away. You push against his chest. He mumbles what you think is an apology against your mouth between little fluttery kisses that you only half heartedly return. He pauses; standing still, long enough for you to say his name in confusion. Stu sighs, presses an overly sloppy kiss to the side of your neck and withdraws.

“Tease.” He reaches up to brush his thumb just under your cheek bone.  A gesture that feels surprisingly intimate and you can see a myriad of emotions flicker over his face. You feel him tense and see the tiniest twitch of a frown ever so faintly across his brow before it’s gone and he pulls his hand away with a grin. “Happy Valentines bunny.”

#scream 1996 #stu macher #stu macher x reader #poly!ghostface

[rae-is-typing]

Being Asahi’s Crush Part Two: Operation GAG brought to you by Suga’s schemes

Notes: Welcome to part two! Part one is here :)

Description: headcanons about suga scheming and hinata being precious, part two of four

Characters: you, karasuno’s vbc

Warnings: you get hit in the head with a volleyball and somehow sprain your wrist in the process 

Word Count: 1.8k

I wholeheartedly believe that this man knows how to give gifts

Look at me and tell me he wouldn’t know exactly what to give everyone he loves

That being said, he doesn’t know what to get you

He likes you so much and with the cultural difference, he doesn’t want to offend you/make you uncomfy or do literally anything that would ruin his chances with you

Hell he wouldn’t want to ruin the friendship either because you’re one of the only people not to judge him off his looks alone

So now he’s in an awkward stage 

When is he not in an awkward stage lets be real

Anyways our lovely and chaotic sugawara notices this immediately 

He devises a plan

Thus creating Operation Get the Ace a Girl, or Operation GAG

Okay maybe the name could use some work

But the plan is going to work, yeah?

Well… 

Let me explain

There were three phases 

Phase one: they spend time together

Phase two: they confess to one another

Phase three: they get together and make beautiful babies

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

Except you aren’t in the same year which means you aren't in the same classes

And it appeared that you were very busy after school

And they don’t know what you like 

…

Okay this is gonna be harder than he thought

But never fear, karsuno’s goddess Kiyoko has a loophole 

“It may be a good idea to recruit another manager to keep Hitoka-chan from getting overwhelmed next year.” 

Kiyoko you brilliant woman queen goddess

Now suga has another plan to devise 

Commence Operation Recruit the Foreigner or Operation RF for short

Much better than operation gag if i do say so myself 

But for this to work, he needs help

Help from a certain ray of sunshine 

From some light stalking asking around, he found out that you enjoyed tutoring elementary and middle school aged kids in your spare time

So he recruits Hinata, the babiest baby to ever baby ever

He doesnt tell hinata the whole truth, just that he should ask the foreign second year for help in his foreign language class and if things go well, he should see if she was interested in becoming their third manager

Hinata, you sweet summer child you

Baby boy didn’t even consider that his senpai could have ulterior motive for having another manager

But alas, he asks

And how can you say no??????? He hits you with 🥺 when asking for help

Seriously only a monster could say no

And so it begins!

He explains that it would be best to study near the gym so he can make it to practice on time

You shrug, honestly not caring all too much

But then he invites you to stay and watch because he wants his cute senpai’s praise and attention and he wants to show off a bit, sweet tangerine has a small puppy crush 

ANYWAYS

You say yes, because as we’ve established, you genuinely enjoy playing and watching volleyball

You two are there first and he’s talking so so so fast and showing you everything with no regard to whether you know anything about volleyball or not

Your heart melts because AH HE'S SO EXCITED

Like hinata is such a cute lil guy and he wants to share the things that make him happy because it could make them happy toooooooo 

As you can see, i am platonically whipped for precious #10

And so are you, Y/N, I’m happy we have something in common

OKAY BACK TO THE PROGRAM

So the next people to come are obviously the captain and the coach

You feel a bit bad for crashing practice so you explain that you were helping Hinata with his course work and he asked you to stay

Daichi smells something fishy 

He knows suga’s schemes when he sees them

But he agrees and so does coach ukai on the stipulation that you aren’t a distraction

Thats a lot ask lmao these boys have two moods: volleyball and girls 

I mean… same

But this can go one of two ways:

You distract everyone

You motivate everyone to play their best as to impress the new girl

spoilers its the second one

Suga thought it was going to take a minute for the plan to really kick in, but he was pleasantly surprised to see you at practice

He didn’t tell asahi you were there

He was gonna wait cause hes a bastard that loves drama

Again, same

So everyone shows up and practice is about to begin

Hinata is an oblivious bb that is somehow unaware of the absolute chaos that is about to ensue when he excitedly announced that he asked the pretty second year to watch practice 

Deadass Hinata is like 

“I GOT Y/N-SENPAI TO WATCH US TODAY :D”

How he said :D idk but he did and it was precious

Tanaka and Noya get whiplash from how hard they turn their heads to where you, Yachi, and Kiyoko are standing

You smile and wave at them while you promise not to be a bother

“Oh, Y/N-san, you’ll never be a bother to us!” Suga reassures while elbowing asahi 

Asahi.exe has stopped working

He was conflicted

He wanted to show off because you like volleyball

But he doesn’t want to fuck up and make a fool of himself

At this point coach ukai was getting impatient and practice starts

You chill with yachi and kiyoko

Yachi asks you if you were a model and felt like throwing herself into the sun when you said no

You talk about your old school and how lucky the boys were to have managers as nice as them

Kiyoko offhandedly mentioned something about needing another manager for next year when she leaves so Yachi isn’t alone wink wink nudge nudge

You say you’ll think about it 

Kiyoko is pleased

Yachi is shocked at how slick Kiyoko is

Lets be real here, kiyoko knows

She knows 

What does she know? 

Everything

She knows about suga’s plan and she wanted in even if she didn’t say anything 

All she needed was a few minutes after hinata wooed you with his precious boy tendencies and she had it in the bag

But would this be a haikyuu headcanon set without someone getting hit in the face with a volleyball? 

No 

No it would not

Let the headshots begin

This time, it is you

Sorry girl

But asahi doesn’t hit you!

I’m pretty sure he would drop dead if he did tbh

Instead its tanaka 

Sorry bro, i’ll say some nice things at your funeral

So tanaka is up to serve and at the same time, you’re walking over to grab something

The ball goes out of bounds because tanaka wanted to show off and he hit it with enough force to dent metal

But instead of metal, it was the back of your head

ouch

You fall forward, hitting your head again and land on your wrist as you try to catch yourself

Double ouch

The gym erupts into chaos

Yachi is sobbing 

Yamaguchi is shell shocked

Suckyshima is laughing

Kiyoko is getting the first aid kit

Daichi and suga are running to you 

Kageyama is stunned

Hinata is D:

Noya is maiming Tanaka

Tanaka is being maimed by Noya

And asahi

Poor sweet baby asahi is furious

But his body won’t move

He just witnessed the attempted murder of his girlfriend fiance wife mother of his children and pets crush friend!!

It takes him a good five minutes to come out of the shock

Now back to you, my friend

So i don’t know any language other than english 

I know i know im working on it 

But i can imagine that getting hit in the head twice can disorient someone to the point of not being able to process a non-native language for a good few minutes

So when they try to ask if you’re okay and you don’t immediately respond with words they’re concerned

But what’s even more concerning is the look you give them

You look at them like they grew two heads

Everything becomes even more chaotic

Tsukishima actually grows slightly concerned

Hinata is actively crying 

Kageyama is yelling that he shouldn't be crying because he was not the one that was hurt

Yamaguchi was yelling for someone to call an ambulance

Asahi is still frozen

Tanaka and Noya are praying lmao

Kiyoko is back with the first aid kit

Daichi and Suga panic as well

They think you’ve forgotten where you are and who you are

Coach Ukai and Takeda, the reasonable adults deescalate the situation like pros

Coach Ukai tells everyone to give you space 

Takeda aska series of questions to which you’re like 

😃?????

So with his limited knowledge of your native language, he asks if you’re okay and then you nod

Okay everyone breathe a sigh of relief

He helps you up and walks you to the nurse and to get paperwork for the incident 

You can’t tell me there won’t be any paperwork for this lmao

After you leave, they try to continue on with practice

Key word being try

Everyone is very worried so it ends early 

Shocking, i know

Anyways, they all feel awful about what happened

So when the next day comes and you aren’t in class, everyone assumes you’re dead

Practice turns into a eulogy 

Rest in peace my love

Jk you aren’t dead, just navigating an entirely different healthcare system and that takes some time

To make it worse, no one has your contact info and it’s a friday 

So they have to go the entire weekend believing they killed you

But then you show up on Monday with a wrist brace

You didn’t break it, just sprained it

Tanaka omg he literally falls to the ground and begs for forgiveness

He thought you would be seething

You were upset at first, but you had gotten over it 

You laugh it off

He is  s h o o k

it was music to his ears

The third years weren’t lying, you really were super duper chill

When he stands up, you punch his shoulder lightly with your good hand and complement his serves

Again, he is  s h o o k

But it was break time and the break was over so you parted ways

Noya deadass had to drag him to his classroom because he didn’t want to leave

Hinata, the sunshine baby boy he is, brought you snacks and cried because he felt so bad 

Poor baby was blaming himself because he invited you to watch

Pls hug him tightly and give him all the head pats  

You do lol

You give him a small hug after getting permission and ask if he needs help

You keep helping him, but you don’t watch practices 

So Operation Recruit the Foreigner fails

P S Y C H 

It doesn’t 

You actually missed volleyball a lot more than you thought, so you stayed behind one day, wrist brace and all, to talk to kiyoko 

She was happy and happily helped you talk to the coach and takeda

They triple checked you were sure after what happened last time

You were like 

Fuck yeah mate lets go

Operation Recruit the Foreigner was a success

@millenialfanfictionaddiction @rebloging-everything

#asahi azumane x reader #asahi x reader #karasuno x foreigner!reader #karasuno x reader #foreigner!reader #haikyuu x foreigner!reader #haikyuu x reader headcanons #haikyuu headcanons #haikyu x reader #haikyuu!! #asahi is a bb #karasuno x manager!reader #Karasuno x foreign!manager!reader #haikyuu x manager!reader #manager!reader

[hotluncheddie]

your posts about gator have my brain marbles rattling around:

i think there’s something to be said about restraint for him,, in conjunction with kneeling.

im not sure if its the religiosity of kneeling as a way to give penance for an act but also kneeling as a way of submission and giving thanks, especially in certain branches of christianity.

i think when he’d finally meet his sweetheart, and they’d want to take care of him, i think he’d like to kneel.

kneeling between their legs, or at their feet, head down, hands folded gently in his lap. i think there, in a kneeling position, would be such a sweet, healing spot for a boy that would do anything to be good.

i have no doubt in my mind he’d get quiet, go soft and plead with his love, hands still folded, feet going numb from sitting back on his heels. he’d beg for something in his mouth, for something more to shut his brain off.

i just think: there is something to be said about kneeling.

(i don’t have an emoji or maybe need one im just a lurker<3 love your content)

anon... im... fucking ... bleeding out my eyes over this

im kneeling at the alter and looking up at the stained glass over this

im locking myself in a cage and rattling the bars

how lucky i am, actually, to receive a gift like this. to get to read this and have it addressed to me

its honestly beautiful i dunno what to add

“i think there, in a kneeling position, would be such a sweet, healing spot for a boy that would do anything to be good.” like ??? are you kidding me????

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i think for him i like to imagine the religiosity is not lost. its very much part of it for him. i like to imagine the submission is too. i think there’s penance and love and offering and freedom in it for him. to give himself over like that. to submit but with his heart, in a way that feels good, in a way that says i love you, says please, says hold me and use me and let me be as i am for you. its beautiful. 

so i think with his sweetheart he would love to kneel.

but i think as well, for him, it’s about choice. it’s his choice to kneel, wanting to submit. it’s his offering of grace and devotion. the choice he made, to be with and to love his sweetheart, it’s his and his alone. i think that makes it awe-inspiring for him. that makes his heart open and all the needs he’s ever kept inside spill out, let’s him ask to be good. he’ll do anything and knows his love will let him, will take care of him, will give him the rules to be good and stick to them, never expecting anything more and gator never wanting to give anything but his best. 

i think sometimes his love might ring before they’re home, ask if he wants to be sweet tonight, greet them at the door? and gator gets a flash of fuzzy excitement. he’ll say yes, say please, say thank you. he’ll keep checking the time, and when it’s close he goes by the door and he kneels. waiting patiently for his sweetheart to return. when he finally hears the keys in the door he sits up straighter, hands folded neatly, waiting, waiting. and his love will coo, will say thank you, say how good he is, how pretty he looks and gator will preen.

a soft touch over his hair, his face, over his lips, and his scars. and gator will whimper, he’ll whine and moan and be so happy to have his sweetheart back, back here with him again, so he can be a good boy for them. down in his knees for his love. 

pleading so nicely, using his words, asking for what he wants. he just wants to be good, be held, make them feel good. but wants to be fuzzy, sink deeper. he’d ask so sweetly for fingers in his mouth, maybe three, maybe four. pushed to the back. he wants to gag. wants to feel full, all theirs, just theirs.

wants permission to lay his head on his loves thigh, fingers over his hair and face again, feel their soft skin against his cheek, smell their skin and their body and get to think about nothing at all. 

he’d move from the door to the couch, then to the bed, kneeling each time. doing as instructed, his sweetheart guiding the way, telling him when to raise off his heels, let the blood flow, when to sink back down, looks so pretty on the floor.

always using his words when asked, whining when he can't string them together the right way anymore, too fuzzy, his mind too lost in space, just the way he likes it on nights like these. he whines for more, whimpering because he always gets enough, knows he always will. moans loud and wanton and lost in the dripping essence that his love leaves all over, doused gators skin and bones and sinew and soul - the sweet honey of these moments together, bathed in and branded onto him forever.  

#this ask sent me so silly for ages #i kept thinking about it and then nothing would come out #but its everything everything #ty for this anon #i would love to hear more if u ever wanted #<3 #hotlunch #gator tillman #my lizard puppy #hes such a good boy #ask #tillman ask

[chronic-boogara]

𝕎𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤

part five or maybe six of my woobification of slashers “series”. i’m happy that some of y’all are enjoying this as much as i am. anyways enjoy another lil ficlet with my second fave scream boy

valentine’s day was the most pointless holiday of the year and y/n comes along to change that.

“we should totally cut today dude..i’m so tired of all this “love is in the air bullshit”. it makes me sick to my stomach”. stu said, gagging as a happy couple walked past

billy shut his locker , considering his options for a moment.

on one hand he could skip the day with stu and cause havoc in town with his best friend or he could stay in school and suffer another six hours of the same old shit accompanied by his insufferable peers.

“you gotta point…we can leave through the first floor bathroom window”.

he grinned and gave him a thumbs up. “see you in ten buddy”. and with that he was gone , most likely to go retrieve some hidden liquor or weed.

billy sighed. he really needed to get drunk or high. hell today was a holiday for gods sake,he deserved both. he smiled to himself thinking about all the fun he’d have once he left this prison.

and that’s when he felt someone tap his shoulder.

“um..excuse me”..

he was met with probably the most beautiful human being he had ever seen. he’d swear his heart actually stopped beating in his chest. if it were a movie he’d have hearts for eyes or something corny like that.

but this was real life. and he was billy loomis , infamous at his highschool for being a bad ass.

in an attempt to play it cool and act like he wasn’t absolutely awestruck he gave her an uninterested look. “yeah”?

“i don’t think you remember but umm..you beat up that boy who was harassing me and all. it was like a whole year ago now but i..” she trailed off, obviously intimidated by his gaze.

he wasn’t sure how he had forgotten someone so beautiful but he nodded at her. “and youuu…? you don’t have to be shy around me”.

“my name is y/n and well i wanted to properly thank you so i made you a card and got you some roses…your friend stu said you are into dark stuff so it’s all black and grey and white”. she continued, giving him an envelope with his name beautifully written as well as six black roses tied together with a fancy looking bow.

“it’s kinda stupid i know but..ya know it’s just…”. her voice trailed off again and her gaze fell to her feet. “you really saved my life so i wanted to return the favor kinda”.

billy was taken aback. no one had ever done something so kind for him.

“wow..thank you so much”. he eventually said, gripping the roses tightly. if he wasn’t carful he might start to cry. “this was..like super cool of you”.

he felt like a dork but he was at a loss for words.

she looked so happy at these words. her smile lit up the entire hallway. “i’m so relieved you like them. black roses are so hard to find this time of year and making the perfect card took foooorrrreverrr”.

billy started to zone out mesmerized by how pretty this girl really was. he wasn’t sure how he had never noticed her before, honestly he forgot most of the events of the incident she was talking about.

“class is starting soon so i should probably go...don’t be a stranger kay”? she waved goodbye and turned on her heel.

“wait a second”! billy grabbed her wrist and yanked her towards him. unessarily rough as he was he needed to grab her attention.

“today is friday after all..would you maybe want to play hookey for a day ? it’ll just be me and you well and stu but we can ditch him if you want. it’ll be like a valentine’s day hang out sort of”. billy had never sounded so awkward and flustered in his life. how was she doing this to him? was he about to ditch stu for a girl?

“i have classes to go to though. my mother would totally kill me if she found out i skipped the entire day”.

he gave her a pleading look, “just this once..please. i promise it’ll be fun, consider it part of your gift to me”. gesturing towards the items in his hands.

he felt so stupid saying something like that. it sounded as if he was increasingly desperate to get her to stay. which he was but it was not supposed to be this obvious.

with a sigh she nodded. who was she to say no to a cute boy asking to spend time with her on the most romantic day of the year? “you know what..yeah i’ll go with you..i’m sure it’ll be fun”.

#scream 1996 #scream #ghostface #ficlet #tooth rotting fluff #fluffy ficlet #slasher x you #slasher x reader #billy loomis #billy loomis x reader #billy loomis x y/n #billy loomis x female reader #ghostface x y/n #esha writes

[pharawee]

More random thoughts on Big Dragon ep 2 because I might as well continue doing this since this show has consumed me anyway.

This ep was way more lighthearted and fun than ep 1, which is probably necessary to make the characters more sympathetic. Was it silly? Yes. Did I really, really enjoy it? Definitely. P much all of it had me in stitches. Maybe I’m easy to entertain idk. I am Star Hunter’s target audience, after all lmao

None of it was in the novel, either (I dimly remember a doctor’s visit scene but that’s such a trope in Thai Y novels so maybe I’m imagining it) - but that’s not exactly difficult because the novel is just a bunch of spicy scenes in a trenchcoat.

What the novel didn’t have is

I knew it was coming form the 1 frame they gave us of this in the trailer but. Wow. From the preview of next week’s ep it seems like Yai is actually really into this and has someone to regularly help him out? Good for him.

Congrats to Bank for being the first (Thai) Bl actor in a ball gag.

Which is kind of ironic considering I was first stanning him for his music. Watching Mos & Bank’s travel vlog will never be the same again 🥴

And if I was Yai I’d channel all of my illegal endeavours considerable privilege into getting that recording back, too.

And this is the face of a doctor who is actually a highly trained professional and was willing to treat his patient’s ailments with the utmost confidentiality but then Yai mentioned falling butt-first on a roll-on deodorant, which is now guaranteed to join this hospital’s canon of weird(tm). There is probably going to be a shorthand note on Yai’s hospital file and it will mean ‘roll-on deodorant boy’.

But still, someone in this much pain should probably not walk away with a topical cream only. I am worried for you, Yai.

Also, this

is the logo MosBank have been using for their fandom stuff too and it’s so cute to see it here 🥺

What else?

Yai is leaving the toilet without the snacks he was gifted and, honestly, some sleep-deprived, overworked, hungry student is probably going to be very happy they found them just lying around. Finally, some realistic product placement.

The ep ends with this scene which, in the novel, leads up to my favourite smutty scene (there’s really no other kind lmao). In the novel, Yai steals Mangkorn’s phone (which he promptly trashes) and his underwear (which he keeps) and this is when Mangkorn catches him red-handed. I’m only mentioning this because they’re probably not going this route in the series, and they’re kind of playing their cards close to their chest in the preview. I’m okay with them toning down all the smut, though. It balances out things nicely. Even if there’s only 8 eps and I already want there to be at least 4 more.

And where is Big Thanakorn? I was promised Big Thanakorn 😤

#jane watches stuff #big dragon #big dragon the series #i'm still recovering from the first cap i'm #😳😳 #bd meta

[iamthecomet]

Hi Comet and anon who mentioned crochet lingerie! Cumulus definitely crochets on the tour bus and gets excited about visits to local yarn shops during tour. I hc that Cumulus began making her own tops powered by spite when she couldn't find the clothes she wanted in her size and she looks amazing in her creations.

But now to your headcanons!

How would the others react to receiving the hand-made lingerie? Who would see it as a gag gift (heh)? Who falls in love with the aesthetic and commissions more? Who discovers a new kink?

-Ghoulette Anon

Ok, but just imagine her dragging whatever ghoul/ette she's hanging out with on their off day into a random yarn shop and then making them pick out yarns.

Little do they know she's going to make them something with it. Sunshine is all in on the gifts immediately. She starts looking up other crochet clothes and showing pictures of them to Cumulus and asking about how she'd make them. She doesn't actually ask for anything specific though. She doesn't want to put too much on Cumulus' plate. But she's always feeding her new ideas. And sometimes Cumulus surprises her with one of them. Cirrus loves the gifts too. And after she'll actually asks for things. She doesn't do it often, but every once in a while she'll slide up to Cumulus and go "hey, remember that shirt you made Sunny? If I buy you the yarn will you make it for me too?" Dew thinks it's a joke, of course he does. And honestly, it sort of is. Cumulus knows Dew will laugh it off so she isn't upset when he does. But she didn't skimp on his piece anyway. The panties she made him are nice, soft, exactly his size. And he'll never admit it to anyone (even Cumulus) but it turns out he really likes them. Eventually, he'll work up the courage to ask her for another pair. Aether has an already well-known lingerie kink. So Cumulus isn't shy about what she makes him, and he is genuine in how happy he is about them. He'll ask her for specific pieces--sometimes in other people's sizes. He had her make something for Dew that Aether's holding onto for a special occasion. Rain lounges around in his like it's not a big deal. Like he isn't laying around in a flowy crop top and a pair of barely there panties. He doesn't care. They're comfortable, and he knows he looks good. It's not his fault that Swiss and Dew can't stop staring at him. Mountain's the one who discovers a new kink. He flushes dark the second he opens the package, and then tries to hide it. He stammers a thank you. He doesn't show anyone the forest green set Cumulus made him. He just clenches the soft fabric in his fists and tries not to picture himself in them. He fails. He has never asked her for more. But Cumulus has discreetly gifted him two more sets anyway. Swiss actually thinks it's a joke. He laughs loudly. He holds up the violet panties with a toothy grin. He's convinced it's all been a joke--for all of them--until he sees Rain lounging around in his and his mouth goes dry and he starts to have thoughts. Copia is very appreciative. He knows how much work Cumulus put in. Knows that she went out of her way to pick out his favorite colors and make something that would be comfortable to wear under his cassock. He wears her pieces under his show costumes a lot. They mean a lot to him.

#comet canons #cumulus ghoulette #crochet #crafting ghouls #ghoulette anon #sunshine ghoulette #cirrus ghoulette #dewdrop ghoul #aether ghoul #rain ghoul #mountain ghoul #swiss ghoul #papa emeritus iv

[artqueen02actuallyarts]

Hey! First proper post on this account!

I’ve recently gotten into the Lego Ninjago fandom and I drew Zane, I’m gonna put the image here but then I’m probably gonna end up rambling a bit under the cut so proceed with caution

so. like i said i've gotten into the ninjago fandom recently, and basically how that happened is like maybe five years ago? or thereabouts when I was but a child my brother was watching it and so i sorta watched it with him in like bits and stuff and then recently he was watching some of the more recent stuff that's come out and i was sorta just there and i watched a bit and i was like "oh this isn't half bad" and then i read a couple fics and looked at some fanart, and then i started shipping polyninja and coming up with headcannons, and then I spent like my whole time that was meant to be like a three day holiday with my family on a three day holiday in bed and i read like most of the polninja fics on ao3 and zane became my blorbo so I read some zangst um and yeah here we are. so yeah I am currently rewatching the show (I'm only up to like episode 4 i only started at like midnight last night) but I drew this.

But about the actual drawing bc you probably care more about that then my random rambling so um yeah:

so if you can't tell my boi is having a panic attack and all those words around him? yeah those are things that he's thinking about himself. yeah the shading isnt great but honestly? hes floating in the middle of a black void glowing with glowing words floating around him so fuck shading lighting doesn't make sense and that's ok

I'm not 100% happy with how I've drawn him but that's just something I'm gonna have to figure out through trial and error and time and shit so w/e

also um I found the glitch effect on procreate and had to stop myself from using it on like p much everything so yeah um his tears are glitching as well btw if you didn't notice

also titanium zane has white hair in my heart ok sue me

what was that? no of course his feet don't get cold what? he's a nindroid and also the master of ice why would you- the socks? oh they um- they help with stealth! and keeping quiet! no he definetly dosen't wear them around the monastery/bounty because they were a gag gift from his boyfriends and they're soft and fluffy and remind him of them why would you think that?

also all of them have matching trackies like this in their elemental colour with their symbl thingo on the pocket (even wu and nya and lloyd and pixal) and polyninja wear them like all the time when they're not in their ninja shit to be cheesy or whatever and the others like never wear them but lloyd secretly loves his and nya has honestly sorta forgotten she owns some until kai pulls hers and lloyds out one night and makes them wear them andd have a rgb sibling movie night and wu is just like what ???? why woukd you get me these??? ??? ??? and they're literally just an item of clothing to pixal.

oh also i forgot to sign this and i don't have the energy to go back and do it and then get all the images to my laptop again and everything so just. don't steal my art ok? coolio

oh also i intend to write a fic to go with this at some point but don't hold me to that.

#charli tries to be creative #2d visual art #On My IPad #lego ninjago #zane julien #zane #zane ninjago #titanium zane #ninjago #panic attack #zane is my autistic gay depressed robot ninja child ok i would do anything for him

[eroselless]

Y’all — my brother and my best friend decided to surprise me with a Sebastian Stan body pillow and I couldn’t be happier

#it was a gag gift but honestly it makes me so happy #sebastian stan

[sadboysimps]

𝐉𝐉𝐊 | 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐱 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 | 𝑵𝑨𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑰 𝑲𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑶 - 𝑭𝑼𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑼𝑹𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑮𝑼𝑴𝑰 - 𝑰𝑻𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑰 𝒀𝑼𝑱𝑰 | (𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾)

So these are pretty basic and nothing special. Lot of switching, except with Nanami. And once again, these are my thoughts and how I see the characters and decided to write them in this post. (Because honestly, they could always be the opposite too.)

Genre- Fluff, Smut

CONTENT WARNINGS ! : one time ‘cross dressing’, slight angsty stuff cos Megumi is sad boi™, mentions of rough sex Can’t think of anything else, if there is something I should add please tell me!

All characters and reader are 18 or older!

Male!Reader, AMAB

Minors pretty fkn please Do Not Interact with posts or blog ok? :D

𝑵𝑨𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑰 𝑲𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑶

Dream husband material ™

Romantic dinners so often. Yes, he is busy but the chances of him using his last energy after long hard day to cook you dinner and making it romantic.

Does often end up with takeout from fancy restaurants or your cooking.

Passionate kisses!!!

Showers together

Nanami will use any chance he can to do things together.

Man looks like he has never heard of humor 💀, but your anniversary gift is a soft pink apron and 50’s style costume dress (Gojo made him)

Because one wine filled night you both joked about how you are almost like a housewifehusband

That anniversary night was also wine filled, you ended up wearing it and he bend you over a kitchen counter and fucked you 😳

So yeah, he is a top, and a dom

You probably can convince him to bottom few times (after some wine, this man is so dense istg)

He enjoys it, I mean you’re hitting his prostate and pumping your hand around his cock for many orgasms to come, how could he not?

Also did enjoy all the pleasure without doing any work

Still prefers topping and having full control

His de-stressing is pounding your ass

Not too big on cock sucking but anything to draw pretty moans and grunts out of his lover

But will make you gag on his cock

Loves holding on to your hips when hitting it from behind and your sides when in missionary making love

If it’s very late or you two don’t have that much time to prep you he likes to give you hand job and/or have one finger delivering a prostate orgasm for you, while you are sucking his cock, during or after.

Loves having his hand on your cock more than he is willing to admit

It came to him as a big surprise when he fell for you, and was nervous about his sexuality

Man was scared of what if he isn’t into gay sex??? He wanted to date and be with you and of course have sex, but with another man was such a new concept for him

Quick learner tho, takes his time prepping you even if he is in hurry to stick it in

He wasn’t actually very worried about what other people would think about him dating a man, Nanami's worries only include not working overtime and your happiness

𝑭𝑼𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑼𝑹𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑮𝑼𝑴𝑰

The boy was shook when he realized he liked you, more than as a friend

And he almost had a nose bleed when he saw you lift your top and swipe the sweat of your face after your work out 😌

Megumi’s eyes were glued to your sweaty abdomen and fantasies flooding his head

One night you two were hanging in his room, just chillin’

“So uh... You’re uh... Gay right?” Omg he felt so dumb, worst way to this convo

“Yeah haha. I guess it’s kind of obvious lol”

Mhhmm yea everyone knew that, why is he asking...

He proceeds to stumble his words as he asks how you realized you liked guys. You explained, chuckling every once in a while, when he went ‘aha’, ‘mhmm’, ‘ookay’...

Then you asked why is he asking you and he went red

“Do you like a guy?” You were being genuine, but in his mind, you were smirking in a teasing way

“Uhm... I-I'm not s-sure...” Boy he is  n e r v o u s.

“How does it feel to kiss a guy? Is it much different?” Cha cha real smooth ‘Gumi

“Well... *actual smirk* It’s different for everyone. So uh, haha if you wanna try... I’m up for it.” Cha cha real smooth Y/N

He nods, but is looking down on his lap, until you softly pull his face to yours by fingers on his jaw.

It was soft quick lips touching, and you pulled away a bit, not wanting to overwhelm him.

“That was a peck, not a kiss...” Megumi mumbled with eyes on his lap again and cheeks red

“Wellh...” You huffed and smiled and cupped his jaw, his lips conveniently slightly parted and properly kissed him

He responded to the kiss surprisingly fast

And you knew who his crush was at that moment

So you kissed that night few more times and kind of wordlessly decided to be together to see if it works

And it does

Asks to keep your relationship down low first and fears you think he is ashamed of being with you/guy

But you understand him cos you’ve probably been there

Switcherino, he isn’t sure what he prefers and is first awkward with penetration either way, so at the start it was lot of hand jobs, frotting and blow jobs (took him time to get used to having dick in his mouth)

Low sex drive, he just isn’t feeling it that often

You don’t really have dom/sub going on, even when the sex is on rougher side.

Shy Megumi™

Has hard time making eye contact until like half way when the pleasure is really taking over and it’s really just the two of you being one

Neck kisses, both ways

Omg he is so pretty being a bottom, would be sad to take him from behind since you couldn’t see his face

Tho he probs hides it anyway, but pepper kissed on whatever skin is available closest to his face and he is gonna come for those lips on his

When he gets more comfortable with the relationship he starts sitting and standing closer to you in public

Won’t get angry or super flustered of forehead or cheek kisses (both ways)

Mostly big spoon in any cuddle situation, unless he is very tired or has the sads (which is often tbh), will rest his head on your chest

Scared of losing you 102% of the time

You’re his anchor from anxiety and depression

Kind of dependent of you because of that

You’re the light of his life ♥

𝑰𝑻𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑰 𝒀𝑼𝑱𝑰

Dull moments? Never heard of them.

Adorable af

Cute dates so often, cozy coffee shops, small bakeries with your favorite sweets!

Playful clingy, to the point people think you’re just a couple of lifetime best friends

Until Yuji showers your face with kisses that is

“I loooveee youu, Y/N-chan~”

Sometimes accompanied by kisses between each word

Usually, his kisses are cute pecks on your lips or face in public

But when alone his kisses are more sort of ‘Lemme eat your face’ lmao

Will introduce you as his lovely best boyfriend anyone could ever have to everyone, to the point it gets embarrassing

Yikes Gojo picked up on that 🙄

He put a paper on your pack reading “Yuji’s lovely best boyfriend anyone could ever have L/N”

Eventually you got upset about it and Yuji confronted Gojo about it

So only your boyfriend can say that

Might not use nicknames that much in public (unless he is feeling sweeter than normal) and more often just says Y/N-chan in super cutesy way

Has creative nicknames when he uses them around others tho

Fff can't think of any, but you all know Yujis got some funny shit thought up

You know those cute simple bracelets with letter beads?

Matching ones with each other's names

Asking Nobara to take cute pics of you two

Gojo does that without asking already (rude but not complaining) 🤨🤔

So if you all have been somewhere together, except bunch of pictures of you and Yuji being sent at the end of the day

Will beg Gojo to let him take you everywhere

Except missions, he will keep you away from any dangers

But if you are a sorcerer, won’t let you go alone

Playfully bites your fingers and silence ensues

You’re just looking at him like 🤨 “Not sure if to laugh or what”

Thinks you’re offended until you crack and start laughing your ass off

Sukuna in him like 😐😑 “fuk u both”

Aaand to the part most of y’all been waiting for hahhaa

He seems kinda innocent, not in “oblivious to sex” kind of way but in general

Oh boyyyy....

He isn’t the kinkiest fucker around, but he’s got some drive in him

Often jerk off because doesn’t want to bother you

And you tell him that he is more than welcome to ask you for help

Embarrassed about his sex drive tbh

Switching a lot. Depending on how you like it

Yuji wants to try everything so

Just like with Megumi, there’s not that obvious dom/sub dynamic going on, but it’s more evident than with ‘gumi

Once again it depends on what you like

Loves pounding into you and also loves you abusing his prostate

Sucker for your fingers in his ass and mouth on his cock

Bit shy at first so he was selfless and focused on your pleasure (either way)

But eventually started taking hold of your hair and guiding your lips around his shaft

Throaty whines (???)

Loud af breathing with loud moans escaping

Morning sex

Before sleep sex

Most likely somewhere in middle of the day sex if both of you have time

Fucking a cocksleeve together

Hickeys all over the chest for both of you

Loves being praised and loves praising you

Hand holding during sexual activities

Relationship with him is just amazing and makes for the cutest Instagram stories and posts

He doesn’t give a fuck that you are a guy. If some hater comes running his mouth at you two he will just tilt his head to the side and look at the person as if they’re speaking foreigner language

Then kiss you and walk away with hand holding yours

Oh by the way, ruffle his hair, will lean on you and tell you he loves you (for the millionth time that day)

Do not re-post, copy or translate on any site. Re-blogging (or sharing link to) this post is allowed and appreciated tho.

Oh my this is just a huge mess, written on many different days.

#nanami x male!reader #megumi x male!reader #yuji x male!reader #nanami smut #megumi smut #yuji smut #jjk #jjk smut #jjk x male!reader #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x male!reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #nanami #megumi #yuji #my post #nanami headcanons #megumi headcanons #yuji headcanons #jjk headcanons

[neon-junkie]

in my hUmble opinion i think,, hear me out,, a sex pollen with the bad batch smut,,, amd ,,, reader is the only gal,,, thoughts? or maybe ur headcanons on how the bad batch react to being dommed

from ur fave mutual💗😁

I've started writing a fic for the Batch being sex pollen, so in the meantime, pls enjoy these headcanons on what the Batch is like when you're in charge.

Gender-neutral reader<3

Hunter

He's more than happy for you to take the lead. If anything, he encourages it.

Hunter is always in charge, seeing as he's the Sergeant and all. That mindset often follows through to the bedroom, but when you wag your finger and instruct him that you're in charge tonight, he instantly submits.

In some ways, this is Hunter's time off, a moment to breathe and relax, even if you're turning him into a whimpering mess.

He's a laid back guy who enjoys most sexual acts; guidelines and safe words are always spoken about before you two begin, and the second it begins, he instantly snaps into a submissive mindset.

Hunter feeds on praise, gentle touches, stimulation - anything giving. You can deprive and tease him every so often, but don't make a habit of it. The poor man needs somebody to care for him, not somebody to punish him.

Thanks to his heightened senses, he's incredibly sensitive, and it's going to take a while to find that perfect balance. You can always use this to your advantage though...

Hunter will lose his mind if you tie him up, sit opposite him, and get yourself off whilst declining his pleads to touch you. He can feel how fast your heart is beating in your chest, the lingering scent of your heat, even the faint taste of you dancing on his tongue. He needs you so badly, but you're in control, so it's up to you how long you drag this out for.

Orgasm denial is a 50/50 topic for him. You're allowed to deny him here and there, but don't go overboard. He needs his release; he's always pent-up, and this moments alone with you are rare. He wants to enjoy them!

Despite being submissive, Hunter still has a dominant glow to him. He'll go down on you, mouth occupied with the task at hand, but he has that look in his eyes as he locks his focus onto you. It's in his natural persona to at least have one hand on the reigns, even if it's subconscious and not intentional.

Please spoil him during after care. Give him a massage, clean him up, run your fingers through his hair as you praise him over and over. He needs it.

Wrecker

The goodest boy to ever grace this earth.

Despite his large and intimidating size, Wrecker is a switch, and he enjoys a 50/50 balance throughout his sex life.

He knows damn well how to play both parts, and always make a show of it.

Wrecker is far from bratty - he would never dream of being bratty! He wants to be your good boy, and he's going to be the most obedient, submissive, goodest boy to ever grace the galaxy.

Wrecker has few limits, but for the more extreme things, he needs a heads-up. This can be anything from casually letting him know what you'd like to do later, to making a game of it and riling him up throughout the day.

Pull him into a quiet corner, look him dead in the eyes as you place your hands on his chest, and maintain eye contact as you begin going into detail on what you want to do later.

The others know you two are discussing certain things, all thanks to Wrecker's gasps and whimpers. He attempts to keep the noise down, but you're making it so hard for him!

He's the king of praise, and needs to be gifted compliments every few minutes. Tell him over and over about how good his tongue feels, how much his cock stretches you, how perfect he's fucking you, and so forth.

Wrecker has no problem begging, he has no snooty attitude that gets in the way. If he's desperate for something, then he'll beg over and over, practically nagging your ear off!

It's impossible for Wrecker to be quiet, even if he's gagged, so most of your intense sexual acts take place in hotels. Even then, you've had noise complaints, but hotels were designed for this kinda stuff - right?

After care is one of his favourite moments, and he snaps out of his submissive stage the second the sex is over. He wants after care to be a mutual thing, even if you've really worn him out. He's going to clean you up, just as you're cleaning him up, and he won't take your protests for an answer!

Echo

Echo's always been a switch, both before and after Skako Minor.

Before, he was always extremely down to be submissive, sometimes more than he is dominant. But after Skako Minor, he almost always needs to be dominant.

He's lost a lot, both mentally and physically, and sex is one of the few times when he can truly be in control.

However, there are days when Echo is so exhausted, needy, overwhelmed, desperate, etc. Those are the days when he's more than happy to submit to you, because he needs someone to take the ropes, someone to remind him how fantastic and beautiful he is, someone to praise him over and over until he's practically in tears.

If you haven't already guessed it, Echo needs a gentle, kind, and considerate dom. He enjoys being 'whatever you need' when the roles are reversed, but when it's his time to be on his knees, he needs nothing but pure love and affection.

Edging is an act that Echo really enjoys; it's one of the few things that truly makes him feel alive, having his body feel oh-so-desperate for release. He doesn't care if he becomes a sobbing, whimpering mess - if anything, that's all the better!

But during his edging journey, you need to be reminding him often on what a good job he's doing, how he's your good boy, how strong and resilient he is, how he's perfect in every single way.

And the second you allow him to cum, he's thanking you, over and over until you silence him with a kiss. He's not just thanking you for allowing him to climax, but for everything - for being there for him, for making him feel alive, for your support, kindness, consideration. Literally everything.

After care is just as intense, and Echo is exhausted when the sex is over. He always softly protests, telling you that you don't need to clean him up, that he can do it himself, but he makes no physical effort to get away from your gentle touches.

Honestly, he loves having somebody caring for him, but the voice in the back of his head scolds him for it. Continue cleaning him up, pull him into your arms, let his head rest against your chest, and plant kisses on him as he drifts off to sleep.

That's all he needs. That's all Echo's ever needed - somebody to care for him.

Tech

Are you really surprised that Tech has a locked-away, deep and endless knowledge of sexual activities? He has minor experience with sex in general, but he's dived deep into the adult side of the holonet, both out of curiosity, and arousal.

So, when you inform Tech that you want to take the lead, he begins questioning everything that you have planned for him.

Tech needs an in-depth discussion before you two begin. He wants to know your limits, favourites, pros and cons. He wants to ensure that boundaries are set, and safe words are agreed on. Even if you're not doing anything too extreme, Tech wants to ensure that both of you are safe.

Don't be surprised if Tech pulls out a list of sexual activities that he'd like to try, marked from highest to lowest priority. His living space may be a mess, but his holopad is laid out flawlessly.

It takes a couple of sessions to 'break him in.' He often snaps out of character, wanting to ask questions, suggest future ideas, and so forth. He can't help it, his mind is always in overdrive!

At first, you need to follow his lead and reassure him when needed. But when he's still blabbering on after a few sessions, that's when you pull the ball gag out and inform him that he needs to keep his mouth under control, or else he won't be allowed to cum later.

Tech's submissive mindset finally sets in, and oh boy, he is the whiniest, loudest, most sensitive man you'll ever meet. The slightest touch has his mind spinning, and if you think that's bad, just you wait until you begin denying and edging him.

Tech will try almost anything once, and he'll know almost instantly if he's enjoying it or not. But out of everything, he adores being gagged and tied up, edged and denied over and over, all whilst you're telling him about what a good, smart boy he is.

Seriously, rile him up by going into depth about how much you adore his exceptional mind. He'll lose it. That's his weakness!

After care is a mutual activity. You'll be telling him about how good he was, and he'll be thanking you for treating him so well. Tech almost always ends up falling asleep in your arms after, and he'll fall asleep even quicker if you play with his hair.

Crosshair

Oh boy.

You're going to need to be extremely patient, firm, and dominant when it comes to having Crosshair submit to you. He's the brattiest brat you'll ever meet, but it's worth the time and effort when you finally 'break him in.'

He needs to be close to you in order to truly submit, really close. Crosshair's truly submissive side reveals that he's a whiny mess of a man, and he's not comfortable with just anybody seeing that side of him.

At first, Crosshair is full of back chat, petty comments, follows your orders wrong, or refuses to do them overall. He has made it his mission to rile you up, so you need to make it your mission to train him.

If you want him to stop being smug, then pull him over your knee, and give him a spanking. Seriously. He'll understand that you mean business after the first slap, and the more you spank him, the more his walls begin to break down.

You'll spend months getting through to him, but each session breaks his walls down ever so slightly, and you'll know when they're truly broken down.

Crosshair will never openly admit to this, or at least, not at first, but he loves being your personal fuck toy. He wants you to fuck him however you want whilst degrading him, maybe humiliating him every so often.

Mock him for how pathetic he looks as he's bound and gagged for you, desperate for his first release. It's been hours, and you're still riding him, chasing yet another orgasm, and you've lost count of how many you've already had. He's so desperate for one, just one, but you've trained him not to speak unless spoken to, so until you give him the all clear, he won't beg, he'll just take it.

There are few things that he's not okay with. Feel free to choke him, slap him about, use him however you want. However, you need to make up for everything when he is finally allowed to cum.

Crosshair is going to have tears pouring down his cheeks when he releases. Soothe him, praise him, remind him over and over about how wonderful and perfect he is, how proud you are of him, how much he means to you.

He's so exhausted that he allows you to clean him up and tuck him into bed. Seriously, you two have been going at it for hours, of course he's tired! Please pull him against your chest, run your fingers through his hair, and snuggle him tightly throughout the night.

#swwriting #tbbwriting #the bad batch #the bad batch x reader #reader insert #gn!reader #smut #nsft #star wars #bad batch #tbb x you #tbb x reader #hunter #wrecker #echo #tech #crosshair #gender neutral reader