#it sounded funnier in my head

[xalodaxa]

An episode of patb that goes like this:

#pinky and the brain #animaniacs #it sounded funnier in my head #let them have 2 hours of sleep they deserve

[zerohski]

Ngl this was way funnier in my head

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#clone wars #clone wars art #zerohzart #medic trooper dice #501st #captain vaughn #332nd company #star wars #comics #it sounded funnier in my head #captain rex

[snipersfucker]

simon riley??? more like simon railme

#it sounded funnier in my head #simon ghost riley #simon riley fanfic #simon riley smut #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon riley #cod #mw2 #codmw2 #simon riley fluff #cod smut #ghost x you #ghost #ghost x reader

[sincenewyorks]

white, blonde, and british. an alternative title to red, white, and royal blue

#does this make sense at all #it sounded funnier in my head #rwrb movie #red white and royal blue

[night-crawler08]

MC nervously looking up if foxes can eat chocolate while trying to get a Valentines gift for Vere

#It sounded funnier in my head #Touchstarved #touchstarved game #Night-Crawler08

[they-call-me-haiku]

you've heard of frankenstein's monster now get ready for dickerson's bonzter.

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp mr bonzo #mr bonzo #tmagp bonzo #nigel dickerson #tmagp ep 10 #it sounded funnier in my head

[duncanor]

No wonder Knives lost in the end.

Bro brought a knife to a gun fight.

#trigun #It sounded funnier in my head #Vash #million knives #Vash the stampede #Trimax

[kebriones]

new platonic dialogue just dropped

#alcibiades #socrates #plato #ancient greece #it sounded funnier in my head #art

[honeyinmycoffee]

*Halt, giving instructions*: Abelard, do you understand?

Abelard: No ma'am. I do not understand.

Halt: Did you just call me ma'am?

Abelard: No ma'am.

#it sounded funnier in my head #ra memes #rangers apprentice #ra #halt o'carrick #john flanagan #books #incorrect ranger quotes #Abelard #I made this really quick please have mercy

[iwonderwh0]

Daniel: *takes hostage*

Connor: *takes notes*

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #dbh daniel #it sounded funnier in my head

[deadthingposting]

When a Durin is born, mahal flips a coin. One side gold sickness, the other the unstoppable urge to fuck someone from another race.

and Thorin oakenshield's coin landed vertically

#this this is a got reference #it sounded funnier in my head #but still #kili thorin gimli durin iv #its 4 too many? #gimli/legolas #gimleaf #thilbo #kiliel #disa x durin x elrond

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

catra's outfit is made out of all of her red flags.

#spop critical #spop salt #spop #spop criticism #spop discourse #she ra #anti spop #anti catra #anticatra #it sounded funnier in my head

[wuwzl]

Diana: You're the most jealous woman I've ever known...

Zatanna: You know other women?!

Diana: A whole island of.

#wondermagic #wonder woman #zatanna zatara #wonderzee #they're so girlfriends #it sounded funnier in my head #wlw #zatanna #diana prince

[decaffeinatedgardenerpersona]

so y'know how in the evil route dave tells jack abt how he'd show him the funtime animatronics but they escaped after scooping the nightguard. do you think that happened in the good route and if dave ever ran into the amalgamation of the funtimes and went "huh"

#just a thought #dsaf dave #dsaf #dayshift at freddys #dsaf davetrap #davetrap #it sounded funnier in my head #sigh #or am i just still devastated by the good route ending and am coping by making up funny things

[vouwlgs]

hello whoever might be reading this, i’d like to introduce you to my macationary

“what is a macationary?” you may be asking, well a macationary is a dictionary for making fun of macaque’s name because i have a bad sense of humor. anytime i see someone on the internet make a pun out of macaque name i add it to the macationary

#macationary #it sounded better in my head #it sounded funnier in my head #lego monkie kid #lmk #six eared macaque #im so funny #lego monkie kid six eared macaque #teehee

[rileytheperson]

The end result of writing HMS duos in the format of Initial&Initial always has a meaning.

Heart and Mind make H&M, a clothing shop chain.

Mind and Soul make M&S = Marks and Spencer, which also sells clothes.

Heart and Soul make H&S which is health and safety. What a strange coincidence; as the two people who have weapons, those two would absolutely fail health and safety procedures.

#it sounded funnier in my head #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #I might just actually begin calling them that. Marks&Spencer has a nicer ring to it than Mind and Soul #those heartless idiots 😔