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panfluidme · 2 months
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Incorrect Quotes
Do note that all of my DC knowledge comes from friends, text posts, and three shows (Young Justice, Teen Titans, and Teen Titans Go)
— Damian: I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm — Tim: I’m fine Tim: It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired — Damian: Do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement? Tim: Yes Tim: The statement was that you're really lonely and you need a pet — Jason about Dick: Suspect is... obnoxious and irritating, even from a great distance —
Dick: I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu Dick: What a stupid age I am
— Robin!Jason: Look. I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground Batman: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that
— Alfred after setting up one of the Batkid's birthday parties: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself — Jason: I came up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed — Jason after acting like he was Tim so he could stay up later: Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities? — Bruce: how did you get my children to gang up on me like this? Alfred: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes — Bruce: Until I was 25 I thought the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh crap' — Tim extremely sleep deprived: You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about? Jason drunk out of his mind: Jason: I've never thought of it like that— — Jason: It hurts my Jason’s apple! Tim: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man! — Tim: You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mom died? Bruce: Yes, it was so sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer
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scribblesandsherlock · 5 months
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FNAF Movie! Incorrect Quotes (Part 3)
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ABBY: I wanna walk home
MIKE: I'll join you. I'm always game for a brisk walk. Also, if I leave you alone, I'm pretty sure you'll die.
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VANESSA: So, are we friends?
MIKE: I guess.
VANESSA: You sure?
MIKE: Sure.
VANESSA: ...Should we kiss?
MIKE: No.
Because there's still a small chance they could be siblings and I like their friendship
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MIKE: You read my journal?
ABBY: At first, I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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VANESSA: Have I ever let you down?
MIKE: Do you want me to answer that or should I just glare?
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ABBY: You promised you'd stop drinking milk in the shower!
MIKE: Stop trying to change me!
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VANESSA: If Abby jumped off a bridge, would you do the same thing?
MIKE, sighing and getting ready to jump off: Yes. She can't swim.
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ABBY: Mike, you love me, right?
MIKE: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
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[Shortly after what happened to Garrett]
MIKE's Teacher: You are very mature for your age.
Younger!MIKE: Thank you, it's the trauma.
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MIKE: Everybody's tragic backstory gave them mad skills, and all I got was trust issues and anxiety.
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CASSIDY: Are you the chosen one?
MIKE: I'm very much the guy who's here
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DOUG: How much stuff do you need to be happy?
AUNT JANE: Gee, I don't know...how much stuff is there?
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WILLIAM: Why do you think I'm incapable of doing anything nice?
VANESSA: Experience.
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AUNT JANE: I love it when you get your comeuppance
MIKE: I love it when you shutuppance
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ABBY: Hey, what does coffee taste like?
MIKE: Not as good as it smells.
ABBY: Oh, like shampoo.
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MIKE: Why do people say, 'you'll understand better when you're older'?
MIKE: I'm older now, and I understand nothing
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AUNT JANE: You're really aiming to be jerk of the year, huh?
MIKE: As reigning champion, are you nervous?
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MIKE: Don't forget to take a scarf. It’s going to be pretty cold today
ABBY: I love you too.
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VANESSA: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, "Oh, Vanessa is such a nice girl, Vanessa is so happy-go-lucky! Vanessa can't be in a bad mood!" Well, you know what? Vanessa CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Vanessa is in a very bad mood.
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AUNT JANE: Degenerate
MIKE: Blocked
AUNT JANE: Unblock me! I got to tell you something important!!
MIKE: Fine, unblocked
AUNT JANE: DEGENERATE!
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ABBY: Mike won't wake up after he took those pills. What do I do now?
CASSIDY: Did you try kicking him?
ABBY: Just like you suggested
CASSIDY: Then I'm out of ideas.
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ABBY: Hey, if you put "violently" in front of saying what you're doing, it becomes 100% funnier
VANESSA: Violently dances
MIKE: Violently sleeps
WILLIAM: Violently stabs people.
MIKE: ...Violently worries about the previous comment.
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MIKE: I don't know about this, Abbs, it's pretty dark in there.
ABBY: Don't worry, I got this.
ABBY: *stomps her feet then her Skechers light up*
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VANESSA, walking in: What are you doing?
MIKE: Abby's making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.
*Home Alone plays on the TV in the background*
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AUNT JANE: If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee
DOUG, internally: If I were your husband, I'd drink it
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[When Vanessa was a kid]
WILLIAM: *sharpens knife* We got ways of making you talk.
VANESSA:
WILLIAM: *cuts piece of cake*
VANESSA: ...can I have some?
WILLIAM: Cake is for talkers.
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ABBY, at 3 a.m.: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, then that means you're a chicken tender
MIKE, staring wide-eyed at the ceiling:
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[Basically, the career counselor scene]
WILLIAM: I can excuse killing children, but I draw the line at not being able to hold a job
MIKE: You can excuse killing children...?!
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asmofangirl603 · 1 month
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So… I found my collection of incorrect quotes from 9th and 10th grade and thought I might as well make them into a tgcf version XD
(Btw some of them don’t make sense without context so I’ll give the context/ change it up a bit so it makes sense. All of them happened though)
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Lang Qianqiu: Are we supposed to write that down?
Xie Lian (as Fangxin): … No, I’m writing this on the blackboard for myself.
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(In English class)
Hua Cheng: Do you know what ‘sweat’ means (in German)?
He Xuan: Yes, Schweiz
(Schweiz = Switzerland, Sweat = Schweiß)
[c]~~~
(During a heavenly officials meeting)
Quan Yizhen: *plays with his pen*
Jun Wu: Quan Yizhen, hands up!
Quan Yizhen: *puts up his hands and stays there for the rest of the presentation*
~~~
(Guzi and Lang Ying talking about stuffed animals)
Guzi: I’ve got a lion, a bunny, a polar bear, a whiskey wolf…
Lang Ying: O_O
Guzi: HUSKEY! I mean huskey… TwT
~~~
Shi Qingxuan (in ghost city arc): Your Highness Tai hua, your not really showing me the bright side of your brain right now…
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Guoshi: Back in the 17th century, none of you would be able to write or read.
(sees Hua Cheng's writing)
Guoshi: … well, some of you still can’t do that
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Mu Quing: Did you see that? Feng Xin hit me!
Xie Lian: Sure, I’ll pity you if I have the time.
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Guoshi: So you wish me to give you all your grades based on sympathy?
Feng Xin: You’d give Mu Quing an F, then.
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Xie Lian: what do you get when you’re sick?
Feng Xin and Mu Quing: Tea.
Pei Ming: Alcohol
~~~
Quan Yizhen: Well, I don’t know if the North Pole is up or down.
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Qi Rong: I’m too far developed for this world.
Hua Cheng: Okay let’s continue before Idia develops to a flash drive. (Let's pretend they know what that is)
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Mu Quing: When are there more death notices in the newspaper?
Feng Xin: On Easter
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Xie Lian: *wants to draw a little earth* I need the cap of the pen to get a circle.
Lang Qianqiu: Earth isn’t round, it’s flat.
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Pei Ming: *smells a Labello*
Shi Wudu: *sighs* You got a problem.
~~~
Shi Qingxuan: Did something like that happen to you before? (Don’t remember what it was but it was immoral)
Everyone at the heavenly officials meeting: No, never!
Shi Qingxuan: Sure, you’re all angels…
Feng Xin: Can’t you see the halo over our heads?
Shi Qingxuan: Sure, I see it over all of you. Except for Pei Ming, he has a dark cloud that says “evil”
~~~
Ling Wen: Why is there a Ford Fiesta on the roof?
Shi Wudu: Because it flew up there.
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(Talking about a field trip)
Feng Xin: Are there bikes?
Mu Quing: Yes, but they don’t have training wheels, so you’re out.
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c00kietin · 3 months
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Me? Ranting? A very rare occasion.
(I'm not looking for attention or anything I just want to write out my frustrations- and some nice things that happened today :D)
LONG POST OF ME COMPLAINING BELOW:
Idk why my Spotify decided to let me listen to Careless Whisper while writing (really lmao) but yk-
I had a geography test first class- wasn't major but it wasn't the best way to start the day. Then, we were scurried off to this "wellbeing talk" which the vast majority of us thought would be about our mental health, e.g. stress and anxiety and stuff.
WRONG.
IT WAS PUBERTY.
Luckily not reproduction (I think everyone would have died then), but the topic of puberty makes me severely uncomfortable and extremely insecure about myself. The period talk and stuff was fine, but talking about body hair, hygiene, makes me really question if people find me disgusting. I already hate the way I look and it doesn't help when a woman names everything I hate about my looks.
So, for over an hour, I had my ears covered and back hunched while crying my eyes out, and it's not like my friends could have helped because we would get in trouble if we talked. All the teachers were seated at the back too so they couldn't even see me. The speaker herself was so annoying too, she had a microphone earpiece as well and said usual stuff they blame teenagers- "on screens too much", "thinks vaping is cool", and she said constantly said "okay?" in an irritating tone which got on my nerves.
Once it was finally over, we went back to our base classroom, and was now small lunch/small break (or whatever you call it, yk). I finally collapsed and one of my friends, bless her soul, got me my SNA (Special Needs Assistant) who got me to an empty class which she allowed me to stay in for a bit. Thank god, I eventually felt better and worked on my comic storyboard and eventually got back to classes- which were a drag, but weren't terrible.
At the end of the day I had German (the choice language I'm learning) and even though me and my friends couldn't present our German project in time we were able to hand out the lebkuchen me and my friend (Yercat, if you remember em :]) made which were tasty.
Oh yeah, almost forgot- after seeing some of my moots use the website (can't remember who in particular akdsfdhsfjdk) "Incorrect quote generator" I had loads of fun with that too today :>
I might draw some of the incorrect quotes I got- I also might post the comic storyboard so far if you guys want to see it! :D
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smilingformoney · 6 months
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Incorrect Quotes: Soul of Ice/Professor Snape II Edition
Severus: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Abbie: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
Severus: What's going on?
Abbie: Teenage rebellion.
Severus: [sighs] What did I say to you this time?
Abbie: I'm going the fight the next person who insults my father. 
Severus: I hate myself. 
Abbie: Alright, square up.
Severus: [gently taps table]
Abbie: [taps back]
Lucius: What are they doing?
Persephone: Morse code.
Severus: [aggressively taps table]
Abbie: [slams hands down] YOU TAKE THAT BACK —
Sephy: You remind me of the ocean.
Severus: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Sephy: No.
Sephy: Because you are full of salt and you scare people.
Severus: Now, Abbie, before I leave, you are not to partake in any of the following.
Severus: Drugs, kissing, tattoos, piercings, ritualistic animal sacrifices, cooking.
Severus:
Severus: Oh my god, I’m giving you ideas.
Sephy: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Severus: I wake up at 4.30am.
Sephy: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Lucius: What did you two do?
Abbie: …
Draco: …
Lucius: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know whether I need to lie to the Aurors again or not.
Sirius: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Severus: Bold of you to assume I was even held.
Sirius: …
Severus: …
Sephy: Severus, we’ve talked about this.
Abbie: Any idiot would know that!
Harry: I knew that!
Abbie: See?
Sephy: Who traumatised you?
Severus: Do you want a list?
Sephy, sharpening a knife: Yes, actually.
Abbie: You’re not jealous, are you?
Draco: No!
Abbie: Good, because I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
Severus: WHOEVER MADE THIS MESS IS GOING TO —
Abbie: It was me.
Severus: …be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Severus: I expected better from you.
Abbie: Well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that
Severus: If a stranger came up to you and said “I’m your dad’s friend, he told me to pick you up,” what would you say?
Abbie: I’d say, “You’re lying, my dad doesn’t have any friends!”
Severus: Not where I was going, but okay.
Severus: You’re annoying.
Abbie: But you love me!
Severus: That doesn’t make you any less annoying.
Abbie, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Draco, in a low voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Severus: What the fuck are you two doing?
Abbie: Playing systematic oppression.
Abbie, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahaha.
Severus: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
Sephy: What if we went to dinner… not as friends?
Severus: As enemies?!
Sephy: 🤦🏼‍♀️
Sephy: Severus and I are dating.
James: [gasp]
Sirius: [gasp]
Remus: [gasp]
Severus: [gasp]
Sephy: Sev, come on.
Severus: Sorry, I’m still surprised.
Severus: [refusing to go to bed]
Sephy: Sev, you need to sleep. I don’t want to press charges.
Severus: ???
Sephy: For resisting a rest.
Sephy: Absolutely not.
Abbie: 🥺
Sephy: What did I say about those puppy dog eyes?
Abbie, sadly: It only works on Dad.
Sephy: You gotta walk in rooms like the gods sent you.
Severus: As a punishment.
Sephy: Can you turn on the lights?
Severus: I don’t need to. You’re the only light I need in my life.
Sephy: Darling, that's really sweet but I can’t see.
Severus: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Severus: I love you, Abbie.
Abbie: Love you too, Dad.
[silence]
Severus: We both love you as well, Sephy.
Sephy: Thanks, I was feeling left out.
Severus: That’s ridiculous! Lucius isn’t in love with me!
Sephy: Yes, he is.
Narcissa: Yes, he is.
Lucius: Yes, I am.
Abbie: I should have my father kill you for that.
Severus: [bursting in] Who am I killing?
Abbie: What? No, I was joking.
Severus: [drawing his wand] I wasn’t.
Severus: You know, you can’t just walk in here and expect everyone to like you, you’re not Abbie.
Lucius: Not everybody likes Abbie.
Severus: Who doesn’t?!
Lucius: What?
Severus: Names! I want names!
Sephy: Can you carry this for me?
Severus: I don’t know if I can, I can barely carry the weight of my own sins.
Sephy: Just carry the damn book, Sev.
Sephy: I know everything about you.
Severus: Oh yeah? What am I allergic to?
Sephy: Being appreciated and thanked for helping others.
Severus: What’s that?
Sephy: It’s my to-do list.
Severus: It just has my name on it.
Sephy: Yes.
Abbie: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Severus: You’re a hazard to society.
Sephy: And a coward. Do twenty.
Sephy: I think we can be evil, as a treat.
Severus: We?
Sephy: We :)
Draco: Do it or you’re straight.
Abbie: [loud gasp]
Abbie: Look under there.
Harry: Under where?
Abbie: You fool. You absolute moron. You are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. I am a verbal magician —
Abbie: If Mum and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Severus: I don't know, both of you?
Abbie: No, you could only save one of us.
Severus: Well, I would probably save your mother because she can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.
Abbie: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?
Severus: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?
Abbie: It's a family heirloom.
Severus: I'm leaving.
Severus: [fully immersed in a new book, listening to classical music, very focused]
Abbie: [upside down on the couch] Do you think ducks have feelings?
Sephy, admiring a sleeping Severus: You’re so cute.
Severus, sleepily: I could beat you up.
Sephy, lovingly: I know.
Narcissa: You know, Severus gives Persephone flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.
Lucius: Okay.
[later]
Lucius: [gives Persephone flowers]
Persephone: ?? Thank? You??
Lucius: I am just as confused as you are.
Abbie: I don’t like men.
Draco: You’re a MISANDRIST?!
Severus: Has anyone seen my top?
Lucius: Persephone is in the other room.
Severus: Excuse me?! I’m a switch and you fucking know it!
Abbie: I’m begging you, just be cool.
Draco: Hey, who’s cooler than me?
Abbie: Everyone.
Abbie: If I'm paying rent, I expect some basic fucking privacy!
Severus: You don't pay rent.
Abbie: AND I WON'T!
Severus: You want me to have friends. The thing that killed Julius Caesar.
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dimdiamond · 8 months
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Love that you post and talk about tintin related things,he's my favorite comic character from childhood and I'm glad there are some active fans about him
Thank you so much 💕
There are a lot of active Tintin blogs here and Tintin accounts in other social, talking about the series or writing or drawing or making edits etc. I am sure they will be glad to talk more about our hero if you approach them or just send an ask. I am happy you sent me a kind message and I am always open for more asks about Tintin and co!
I can recommend some accounts here but I encourage you to look for more people too as I don't know all of them or interact with all of them.
@tintinology @tintin-caps @tintin-incorrect-quotes @madfantasy @miryel89 @nadeshikoshirogi @aboardthescheherazade @candycoatedblood @calloff57 @shyinkz @anais-s-world @thebirdkiwi @sunnyrosewritesstuff @bleubeurre @lochlommond @tra-golden @tintintranstrans @gothiethefairy @materialtintin @expired-elixir @sys-garden @haddocks-laddie
And so many others and I'm sorry if I had forgotten you and didn't add you or if I did add you and didn't want to.
Anyway hope you have fun in this fandom!
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angel-and-the-serpent · 2 months
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Incorrect Quotes! @urielwiththegoodhair @janeway-lover @avis-morningstar @hivemindofevilbats @fallen-starmaker @angelo-rib-shack @professional-termite
Abby: Angel, Eddie, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Angel, *trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Eddie is sitting atop:* Oh nothing much. Eddie: love you too :)
Eddie: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that? Angel: Uh, like what? Eddie: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Angel: Uh, this is what I look like. Eddie: Angel: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Eddie: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Avis: I wanna have a cowboy hat! Angel: Okay, arms and hat. draws them Uriel: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Angel: You can't just take Avis's hat idea, Uriel! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing! Uriel: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL! Hive: Put Uriel on one of those stupid baby tricycles. Uriel: NO!! Angel: Tricycle, done. draws it Ali, want anything? Alistair, making finger guns: Pew pew. Angel: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Ali. Ali, making finger guns: Pew pew. Angel: You know what, okay. draws it But it's just for holding, not for shooting. the real story of how the simps started talking...
Ali: Oh, so you two are getting along very… cordial now? Abby: Cordial? Nah, we're friends. Ali: Friends? Abby: Yeah. After you stopped us fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests. Uriel: We both love butterflies. Ali: Aww– Uriel: And beating people up. Ali: Oh, okay.
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sukka-week · 8 months
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~ Details & Rules ~
The most important rule is to have some Sukka fun! But here's a few guidelines to help us all have a good time
1) First and foremost, to submit a work for Sukka Week, please tag @sukka-week in your post.
You can also use the #sukkaweek and #sukkaweek2023 tags on your post, but the best way for me to see your submission is to @ this blog (and keep in mind that this blog has a hypen; there's another another blog without a hyphen so just watch out for that).
2) Sukka (romantic relationship between Sokka and Suki) should be the primary ship in your work.
Including other ships in your work is totally fine, but they shouldn’t break Sukka.
For the purposes of this event, poly ships that contain Sokka and Suki don’t count as Sukka. Stories where Sokka and/or Suki are in another relationship towards the beginning but Sukka is endgame are okay! However, the work should contain more Sukka than it does the other ship(s).
3) It's okay for the work to focus primarily on Sokka or Suki as independent people, as long as Sukka appears somewhere (and fits the criteria above).
For example, if I wanted to write a fic that's mostly about Suki's character development after the war, and Sokka appears in less than half the story, but they're still a couple and they think about each other/write to each other/visit each other once in a while, then that still fits for this event!
Or, if I wanted to draw a picture of a grown-up Sokka and a grown-up Foo Foo Cuddlypoops charging into battle, and I put Suki's face in the background with big pink heart eyes, that would also fit for this event!
4) Please tag all your content appropriately!
This includes mature or potentially triggering content like NSFW and violence, as well as content like additional ships.
5) Yes, NSFW content is allowed.
Intimate content should be consensual in nature, and please make sure to follow the guidelines of whatever platform is hosting your work.
As an FYI, this blog will use the tag #spicysukkaweek for any NSFW content in case you’d like to block these types of works.
6) Submissions should be previously unpublished.
One of the goals of this events is to inspire people to create brand-spankin’-new Sukka works! If you would like this blog to promote your existing works, I’m happy to do so during the lead-up weeks prior to the actual event week. Feel free to shoot me an ask or DM with a link.
That said, unpublished chapters to pre-existing works are okay! As are works that are cross-posted to simultaneously-occurring events.
7) If possible, it would be helpful to provide descriptions of visual or audio content.
e.g., image descriptions for fanart, edits, gifs, etc. and transcripts for audio content. I will do my best to remember to provide these descriptions when reblogging if they haven’t been included already.
8) Any kind of creative work goes!
We're not limited to fics and digital drawings! Want to create a new Sukka-Wild-West-AU-themed playlist? Please do! (I'd seriously love to hear what that sounds like.) Got inspired to do some Family-themed incorrect quotes? Have at it! Want to do a podfic of an existing Sukka story that gives you Battle Lovers vibes? That would be beautiful! (With the original author's permission, of course.) Don't feel like you have to write seven different 5k-word one-shots to participate in Sukka Week. (I'll try to take my own advice here, too. ;))
Any questions, comments, or concerns, don’t hesitate to reach out to this blog or Mod Myargalargan (@the-power-of-stuff) via ask or private message.
And let's have some fun!
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Was thinking of drawing some of these but lost energy while trying to figure out how to draw them
Decided to throw HSM into an incorrect quotes generator, here's some of my favorites.
Mind: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Soul: You can’t have a gun! Heart: WRONG AGAIN ! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play. Mind! Where are you?
Soul: Last night I found out Mind is a sleep talker. Heart: Oh, really? Soul: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
Soul: What are you two arguing about this time? Mind: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly! Heart: Cry me a table, Mind.
Heart about to provoke Mind: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Soul: I just had a long talk with Mind and Heart about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
Soul: Would you slap Heart- Mind: Yes. Soul: I didn't even finish! Mind: Sorry, continue. Soul: Would you slap Heart for 10 dollars? Mind: I would do it for free. Heart: Rude…
Mind: Soul, get that hideous thing out of our brain, would you? Soul: Heart, Mind wants you to get out of the body.
Heart: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Mind: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
Heart: Can you pass the salt? Mind: Can you pass away? Heart: Too much salt.
Heart: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Soul: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Heart: Not when you’re playing with Mind, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
Heart: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride. Mind: Actually Heart, it’s salt. Heart: That’s what I said, sodium chloride. Mind: Uh Heart, that would be salt. Mind: *takes salt packer from Heart* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
Soul: Mind won’t come out of their room! Heart: Just tell them I said something. Soul: Like what? Heart: Anything factually incorrect. Soul, shrugging: If you say so. Mind, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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jessicas-pi · 7 months
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Problem Children AU incorrect quotes
Jadan, throwing his head into Esme's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Esme, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty annoying, that's what you are. --- Asajj: If you want my advice- Esme: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times. Asajj: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me. Quinlan: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder. --- *Esme is talking about her past* Esme: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow. Ahsoka: Esme, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years! Jadan: Oh, I'm sure it gets better! Esme: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worse.
--- Cody: Something tells me Jadan's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Jadan, holding a lit match and a bag of space cheetos: Leave me be, Obi-Wan isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral. --- Obi-Wan to Jadan: First rule of battle, Padawan... don’t ever let them know where you are. Anakin, shouting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! Obi-Wan: Of course, there are other schools of thought. --- Anakin: Alright Ahsoka, Jadan. Let's go over this one more time. Anakin: If something breaks? Jadan: We try to fix it before Padme gets home. Anakin: If it doesn't work? Ahsoka: We blame Lux. Lux: Seriously guys, what the heck?! --- Esme: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Jadan: I saw you. Esme: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Merrin in a tooka costume. --- Esme, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Ahsoka: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Esme: Ohhhh- Jadan: Both of you get out of this kitchen. --- Ahsoka: Wait, hold up, why do you draw yourself like that? Esme: Uh, like what? Ahsoka: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Esme: Uh, this is what I look like. Ahsoka: Esme: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Ahsoka: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Jadan: I wanna have a cowboy hat! Esme: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them* Lux: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Esme: You can't just take Jadan's hat idea, Lux! He thought it up all by himself like a good boy! Come up with your own thing! Lux: But I wanna look cool! Ahsoka: Put him on one of those stupid baby tricycles. Lux: Do not do that! Esme: Tricycle, done. *draws it* Boba, want anything? Boba, making finger guns: Pew pew. Esme: You're not allowed to have weapons right now. Boba, making finger guns: Pew pew. Esme: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting. --- Jadan: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Esme: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear complaints.
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rottedbrainz · 9 months
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So I’ve been thinking about Tibbs and the aftermath of Rose passing, potentially have a drawing idea with Tibbs and Terri (I can’t remember which incorrect quotes post it was, think it was yours, but I love their TnT*tm* friendship) 
Idk if you plan to write a story about this so feel free to ignore this if you don’t wanna go too much into spoiler territory but what was life like for Tibbs and the kids following Rose’s passing??
I do plan on writing about it soon. I'll probably make the fic I wrote on ao3 a book that's solely Rose and Tibbs fan fiction. Plan on doing the same for Rand and Jamie's story too.
As a small side note though. I like to imagine an alternate universe where nothing bad happened to anyone and Rose got to hang out with Terri, Tina, and Lena.
But to highlight a few things. I call Lips "Buddy" since I write him before he did the whole thing with the trumpet and got the nickname Lips.
Now onto the stuff you asked about.
Everyone took it their own way.
It what finally tipped Janice and Jamie's relationship and Janice moved out.
Jamie stayed behind to help her dad and Lips. She was coping with it her own way as she tried to stay busy with work and college and driving Tibbs to places he needed to go.
To steal a little bit of Nora and Hannah's conflict, Lips was younge whenever Rose passed. He knew why his dad and sisters were sad, and at the time he was sad to. But as he got older some problems started to in sue as he didn't actually know how Rose died. Issues between him and Tibbs rise whenever he finds out though.
After the accident Tibbs refused to drive at all. He felt horrible about it and he wanted to cry about it every single day.(idk if you get what I'm implying. You can message me and i'll give you more details if you'd like.) If someone suggested he drive he would give them nasty looks with the most harsh and cold "No." If he found himself behind the wheel, he would start to hyperventilate and have panic attacks. He shoved his feelings on down and focused and taking care of Lips. He put on his happy smile like nothing ever happened. He keeps the crystal necklace he gave Rose around his neck at all times, even whenever he's sleeping. Every year on thier anniversary he tends to solely his Rose bush. Jamie eventually does put him in therapy, because man does he fucking need it. They all do.
I would like to think that in his silver fox years he would try to date again. It would be hard for him to, but I know he can do it!
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mossyscavern · 4 months
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A note for next year and a leap of needed faith.
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… ok, here’s the thing you need to know for next year.
I tend to find myself in certain parts of fandoms that are either not that popular anymore, or are dead because it’s not working out that well.
And sometimes the fandom is largely popular because of how good a movie, video game or tv series is or it’s a favourite book.
Plus I’ve been thinking about doing some else.. something different. Gotta be fair, it doesn’t mean I’m losing touch with the wick fandom. It was one of the first fandoms that got me out of my comfort zone and branch out into a fanfic writing.
So yeah, the wick community holds a place in my heart and either so many new people finding out this community is still alive along with making new stuff. And some who have been in the fandom for a long time coming back to see new stuff created and going back to their roots!
But before I start making something new that might get a Jurassic change here in my profile and what I’m used to just note:
A fandom is a place where we make sure we keep our interests alive, weather it’s a game that’s never updated, a tv series that had to end, a books author stops writing Ora movie that lost its spark.
Just know it’s never a place to abandon or have it be known as dead. It’s a place to keep creating! Keep moving! Keep your interests alive!
Don’t stop drawing if it makes you happy! Don’t stop writing if it’s your comfort zone! Heck! Don’t stop making theories, headcanon’s or incorrect quotes just because you think the fandom is dead.
There’s always something to look forward to, especially when things aren’t going as planned when nothing seems to be working the way you wanted it to be.
I maybe making stories no one else here is used to but all I’m asking for everyone is this simple thing.
Never stop creating… but do take a break if needed, don���t want anyone overworking and having a burnout. It’s not that great.
My name is mossy, I’m still a very awkward person and I’ll see you all next year with both new, old and familiar.
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Me: … *sighs*
???: what’s wrong?
Me: nothing, it’s just… It’s something new and I’ve known this fandom for soo now long, like.. what if I’ve said the wrong thing?! What if I did abandon the fandom, what if i never really make new content?!
???: don’t feel too bad about it, it’s like you said… nothing in this fandom is dead. As long as you keep creating.
Me:
Me: but… I’m scared.
???: then think of it as a stepping stone, think of it as an obstacle you can overcome, remember that scene in into the spider-verse? … all it takes is a leap of faith.
Me: … thanks… who are you anyways-?
Me, looks around, seeing no one, not even hearing a sound: ... hello?
Me: … weird. (Types the last thing before leaving)
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Until then… see you all next year
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streamgrandson · 5 months
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You find yourself waking in a dark, desolate room. It reeks of death and the walls have the blood of others woven into them, seemingly permanently, for eternity. Where are you?
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TOC (Table Of Contents) ; - Welcome! - Who am I? - What is this blog? - What can I request? - What tags do you use? - Where else can you find me?
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[ WELCOME ]
➤ Welcome to my blog, @streamgrandson ! ♡
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[ WHO AM I? ]
➤ I go by the names Kai or Kennith online, but you are always free to refer to me by my handle (streamgrandson) or my most common username, Byzantinne! (You may also know me as Adanna's #1 Fan, Defender of Adanna, Adanna's wife, or many other titles dealing with Adanna. this adanna lover shit gets srs!!! i love her so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I am a minor and I am also a (very pale) afro-latino (Mexican). I am a proud agender lesbian who uses he/she pronouns. I have liked Flicker for around a good 4 years now! It's a huge special interest of mine. Extra: Surprisingly, Adanna has not always been my favourite flicker character! However, when she was released, she quickly did become my favourite. :) Love her! <3
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[ WHAT IS THIS BLOG? ]
➤ This blog is one meant for me to post about the Roblox game, Flicker! I post my own things most of the time, but I am also often found reblogging other people's Flicker content! Anything Flicker related can be most likely found on this blog! I am working on being able to post here way more often like I used to.
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[ WHAT CAN I REQUEST? ]
➤ As many of you know, I take requests for the posts I make! I am actually not a stimboard-only blog, although, that is what I make the most. I can do other things, too! YOU CAN REQUEST; - (NEW) Transparent Characters - Stimboards - Moodboards - Headcanons - Incorrect Quotes (Maybe) When requesting a stimboard/moodboard, I need a bit of info to continue with making it the best I can for you! A prompt you can follow is:
"Hi! May I please request a(n) [character] stimboard/moodboard with themes of [x]?" How this would be used: "Hi! May I please request an Adanna stimboard with themes of makeup, cherries, drawing, and fashion?"
You can also ask for a stimboard/moodboard for themes of the Flicker game itself, ships, flicker fanfictions, as long as it relates to Flicker! When requesting a headcanon dump, follow this prompt: "Hi! May I request some [scenario] headcanons for [character]?" How this would be used: "Hi! May I request some marching band headcanons for Aren?" You can also ask for headcanons about the game itself, or general headcanons for a certain character (or ship)!
(NEW) When requesting a transparent image of a character, follow this prompt:
"Hi! May I request a transparent image of [character]?"
If it is a character that has multiple versions (Ex: Ally), specify what version you'd like for me to make a transparent of!
How this would be used: "Hi! May I request a transparent image of Austin's original design?"
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[ WHAT TAGS DO YOU USE? ] ➤ You may notice I use quite a few tags in my posts! If you want to filter out some or always be on the lookout for some, here's the main ones I use! I may also add some in the near future. #flicker blog #flicker stimboard #not flicker related #kai's reblogs🌠 #🏹; kai's moodboards #🧵; talking I also tag ships and characters. Ex: #dashmar / dashawn flicker , flicker dashawn , omar flicker, flicker omar . [[[i hope this section made sense HELPPP
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[ WHERE ELSE CAN YOU FIND ME? ] ➤ I have other social medias, too! Here are some of them. :D INSTAGRAM (MOST ACTIVE): requestdirty DISCORD: spectroscope TWITTER: complexplanes AO3: dreamsweetinseamajor ROBLOX: Byzantinne (residentsimon) TIKTOK (LEAST ACTIVE): Byzantinne
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You've made it out, congratulations on winning Flicker! Sorry we took your humanity from you. Lol.
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wordsbymae · 2 years
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mae I swear we're so desperate for non-violent yandere content that we ate it all so plz let's talk more about alwyn
Yay! I'm not too fond of violent yandere stuff (at least directed at the darling) either. I can handle some stuff but heavy (constant) violence directed at the darling is just not for me (others may like it and that's fine!). I'm so happy you guys liked him!
I have like 6 out of my 12 drafts dedicated to Alwyn now. I do want to dive more into his yandere side (I find myself only really skimming the surface of it all with my OCs, but I think that's just a confidence thing, as I write more it should get better). I want to really show the lengths he will go and also how obsessive and delusional he can be.
I also plan to have the reader just not flinch at all to that side (maybe the violent side), like she might walk into the back room he told her never to go into for some reason and just sees him in front of the college of things relating to her. A statue of her in marble he forced a poor artist to make. It's decorated in expensive necklaces and bracelets (he gives you the priceless stuff), he's laid down flowers (they look a lot like the ones you had in your hair when he first saw you) around the feet of the statue, there are neat piles of dresses that you thought you gave away cause they either ripped, you just didn't like them or ones you thought you lost. They all have questionable stains on them (particularly around the bust area). And he here is just looking at you in fear cause he's thinking you gonna freak out and try and leave (he would never let you) instead you just ask him if he's seen a ring of yours and he silently takes it from the altar in front of him and gives it to you. You give a cheer of thanks and just leave.
Hey! Have you se- stop screaming it's just me. Have you seen my ruby ring?
You know that quote that always goes around for incorrect quote things were it's like:
I know you love them
Why would you say that?
I saw you drawing up your wedding invitations
Those are plans for our joint tombstone
That is him! He is so obsessed he just is constantly thinking of you. You know how he said he couldn't rob people at the party when he was thinking of you? I mean it literally, like he's just following you around with his eyes from his hiding spot in the bushes and he has literal heart eyes, and his men are like ok so do we attack now? and he just gives a sigh and puts his head in his palm and just has this dopey smile on his face. He then shoots up and is like an ok new plan! Steal her, and point directly at you as you just stand completely oblivious to it all. and his men are like ah yes for ransom. and he's like ahhhh yes for ransom, it has nothing to do with the fact I think she is pretty and I overheard her talking and she sounds really smart and she also told a really funny joke about dogs, It has nothing to do with that at all. and just as he's about to put operation steal the pretty girl into action, you're running off into your room in tears. He gets so sad too until he comes up with a better plan to kidnap you during the week. They all fail and he's just in the pub crying into his arms on the table but if anyone asks he's not and he's just planning a heist and needs to cover his face with his arms as a way to think. And then the shouty man who does noble decrees is in the pub telling everyone that if they've got the money they can marry you. His head is shooting up and he's like yes! Now I can put my real talents to good use, killing and robbing!
I also like to think he would be really sad he wasn't allowed to see you before the wedding. In the reader's mind, she's protecting herself against a cruel rebuttal if her future husband decides she's not desirable enough, in his mind he's going feral because he just wants to see your face and make you laugh. He sneaks around and finds you though. Whether that be through your window as you're getting ready for bed and he's just hanging onto your balcony for one look at you. Or (and he will never admit this to you) but he's hiding under your bed as you get changed, and he bites his knuckles to stop himself from combusting in joy at the sight of your naked thighs and heavy breasts. And then there are the nights here's listening to you touch yourself, he's either under your bed again or hiding in your closet and he's just listening to your bed slightly creak and your whines and moans and heavy sighs and even the sound of your fingers gliding inside your heat. It's almost enough for him to pass out. Instead, he releases some pressure using his hand wishing it was your cunt he was rutting against instead of his rough palm. Also, he dreams of shoving his head in between your thighs and feasting on your sweet taste. All in all he just wishes he could talk to you so he can charm his way under your skirts.
I think it all got to his head as well. Like in your mind you are worried you are not good enough, but he's feeling the same thing. I mean you are the daughter of a noble. He's just the bastard son of some lowly knight (not the prince like everyone says) and his mum tried everything to raise him well and he still becomes a criminal! He's a murderer and crook and yet he's marrying you. So he feels like he has to show off. But he is a stupid man and he thinks that includes threatening a priest and making vulgar comments about you to his men (look how strong he is! listen to how much he thinks you're hot!). he felt really bad when you sobbed when he said the stuff about making you suck his cock, and he also felt really really bad at the way you cried getting called a heifer. He meant it as a really good complaint! Heifers and cows are pretty and cute like you.
Ok, I have to go get food with my mum (I'm starving) but hope this is good!
lots of love mae xx
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daydreamerfox · 7 months
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SKETCHTEMBER #17
It took me some time to come back with these, but here I am, finally drawing Aiko (my OC) and Demro (@theprofessionalpromptmaker's OCs)
[Day 1] [Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5] [Day 6] [Day 7] [Day 8] [Day 9] [Day 10] [Day 11] [Day 12] [Day 13] [Day 14] [Day 15] [Day 16] [Day 17]
Do you wanna be tagged on the next ones? You can reply to this post saying so (wether you want to be tagged in all my art or just the sketchtember posts)
More about them and the sketch + close ups under the cut!
What? Did you think it would be cute and fluffy just because they're a couple? Well, guess what, that is them being cute and fluffy! Just like the other ones, I used an incorrect quote for this one that, honestly fits them so much! These two met when they were way younger, Demro started following Aiko around whenever she'd hunt so he could feed on the human souls and eventually they became friends, they grew up closer and closer, Demro started crushing on her and, yeah it took Aiko a long while, but she did fall for him too!
About the sketch: I've been feeling so tired the past few days, like my muscles feel tired... which is kind of weird, but makes sense, I've been doing a lot of stuff besides working on the sketchtember, so I guess that's why I couldn't make myself draw for the past 2 days. But don't worry! I still plan on making all the prompts I've written down! This sketch was very fun to make, honestly I think the only part that actually took me some time was Aiko's face and her expression, everything else was surprisingly easier than I was expecting, so much that when I finished the drawing I was questioning myself what was missing hahaha
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sweetmariihs2 · 8 months
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🌞Daycare Attendant🌛
Sundrop/Moondrop headcanons
(and things we need to remark to ourselves because we always forget)
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I'm used to referring to DCA as just "he", because I use the name "Sundrop" for the whole animatronic (meaning Daycare Attendant, not just Sun or Moon) but since I know that's incorrect, I'll try to use it more times the pronoun "they" because there are three characters within the same body. But sometimes I say "he". I'm sorry for that :(
And english is not my main language so I'm sorry for my writing errors. You can correct me if I was wrong in any part of the post.
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DCA IS NOT THE KIDS CARETAKER. I know this sounds weird but hear me out. He's made to watching and distracting them, being more interesting to the children and an attempt to make them feel more identified with him than with adult employees. He's immature so that the kids can feel welcomed by him — he thinks like a kid. He's really programmed to help, though. Knows funny stories, how to draw, teaches kids how to read, and knows when a kid is in danger, or when it's sad, being bullied. Has permission to put the mean ones in "the corner of shame". But it's just that: programming. He can't replace a caretaker's job. He's like an attraction to the kids and at the same time a baby monitor. That's why he's so tall: because he needs to see every little kid that it's hidden behind those structures inside the Daycare, instead of being small to take care of them. But when something happens, the caretakers, or better saying, employees of the Daycare, show up to help. Maybe DCA work as a camera too so that the employees can make sure that everything's alright around him, if Sun/Moon/Eclipse missed a crying child that their visual recognition couldn't notice. Maybe they can see what he sees in those computers next to the door. That's why they can't leave DCA alone taking care of any child. He's not dangerous but he wasn't made to work alone. DCA is just a help.
They know every part of the human body. Everything abou anatomy. If a kid asks him where is the stomach, he knows where to spot and how it works. It's for educational purposes and also medical purposes, so that they can know exacly where a child was harmed, how to help (even if he's not made to do this part but it's still important to know) and how to teach them about their bodies. He's also programmed to avoid talks about reproduction. He can help them understand, using simple words and ways to teach (educational purposes), but always preserving their inocence in the subject. Either way they were made to avoid this subject as much as they can, not that it was not important to teach, but because Pizzaplex did not want to deal with angry parents.
They probably don't take care of the children medically. When a child is hurt, it doesn't matter which DCA, they are programmed to call human employees so that they can help the kids properly. When it's something small like a scratch, he makes a simple bandage. When the child suffers some impact but is not seriously injured, he gives a kiss to heal and tries to change their attention to other things so that they stop suffering from the impact.
I know that this is obvious for some of you, but it's good to remark: I know it's sad, but everything he does is made up. Is like he's acting the whole time because that's what he was made to do. Those patient quotes, techniques that make the children listen to him, his whole personality and mannerisms are planned so that his objective as an attraction to Pizzaplex is reached, that is, to take care of the children and occupy them. It's just a robot, but at the same time... somehow his programming started to turn into real emotions. Like when Sun was scared that Moon would do something to Gregory or any other kids, or when Moon took control in Ruin and Sundrop kept crying and singing trying to calm himself. It should be just a robot, but somehow he's devloping emotions, which is not uncommon inside the FNAF universe.
They have the capacity to learn and remember, like a sponge. If you tell them something, or explain something, show someone to them, they're going to remember. Like Roxy remembers Cassie for example, DCA does the same thing. But when he was reprogrammed into Eclipse again, he lost most of his memories. He just acts the way he did when he came out of the factory, that's why Eclipse was waiting for the kids in the next day, Sun and Moon KNOW that the Pizzaplex is closed. Sun was singing about having no more kids in the Daycare. They know, or at least knew, before the reprogramming. But the "thank you" at the end make me wonder if Sun and Moon really forgot, or it's just Eclipse... I thought that their memories were conected. They're not?
If Sun sees or learns something, Moon is going to see and learn this too. If kids tell them about other characters that aren't part of the Fazbear Entertainment they WILL memorize it. "Mr Sun have you ever heard about Hello Kitty?" "Who is this?" and then the kid tells him, but in the next time someone mentions Hello Kitty he's gonna say "Ohh that kitty girl??". It's against the Fazbear Entertainment self-sponsorship? Yes. But it happens sometimes. It helps with the kids tho. "What are you drawing?? Ohh it's Hello Kitty!!!!" "Yes, do you know her?" "Of course! She's so cute and she likes to do tea parties, sleepovers, painting and playing games just like me!!!"
When Sun is awake, Moon and Eclipse are watching, but can't interfere. The same happens to each one of them. When Moon was following Gregory, Sun was watching and screaming inside his head even knowing that he couldn't do anything to stop him. He probably watched Moon kill some other kids before, that's why he was so scared of Gregory turning the lights off. But he's not allowed to talk about murder with kids, that's why he couldn't explain the reason why Gregory needed to keep the lights on. "He could have told him that Moondrop is a killer!" He can't because it's against his programming.
He's a very inclusive animatronic. His hands and fingers are big for doing sign language, has bells on his wrists so visually disabled children can hear him, he was programmed to adapt to all kinds of different looks and behaviors, so it never makes people uncomfortable and always gives them the best experience he can. DCA knows how to understand and speak different languages, knows a little about other cultures, but Fazbear Entertainment forbids him to talk about religion. He is programmed to change the subject as soon as it is mentioned.
He is not programmed to talk about sexuality using formal terms, but instead talks innocently, using words like "it's okay to like boys" and stands up for kids who are bullied for it. He can't understand the feeling of loving someone (because he's a robot), but he understands that some kids love boys, others love girls and there's nothing wrong with that (it's a human thing). He acts completely innocent in the matter and treats everything normally. Usually small children don't have this part of their identity fully discovered yet, but some older ones sometimes understand.
He knows how to do magic tricks. Knows a lot of circus stuff, actually. He knows how to do malabarism and can give a clown show. Also he's a good actor for theater presentations and can do puppet shows. Can do shadow's shows with his hands (that are big because can do sign language, so it's even better). Knows how to read stories for little children and can teach them how to read — sometimes is programmed to act like he's not an expert in a way of trying to teach them a little easier and make them confortable with someone who's being through the same situation: Their best friend Sun! (While I believe that Moon and Eclipse act more gentle and patient instead of doing this)
Something that the Fazbear Entertainment probably didn't thought about is that they are made from a hard material, too hard to hug. You can try to hug his torso but it doesn't feel really good. Looks like you're hugging a light pole. Also he can warm his body because kids are constantly hugging and touching him so it would be weird for them if he was cold.
When the lights in the Daycare go out, it never gets fully dark. Well, at least usually not (except for that month in Security Breach, when Gregory was there and some weeks before, when Moon got infected by Vanny). Kids are usually afraid of the dark and the Daycare was planned exactly to deal with this: Moon being kind and calm, the stars shining in the walls and in the ceiling, probably a soft lullaby playing during nap time. They don't need to deal with kids being afraid of the dark, because there's always light enough to see everything, but when this happens, there's always a small light that they put next to the kid who's very scared and also Moon tries to tranquilize them giving them special attention, putting them on his lap, talking before sleep, singing.
They fit with almost every Melanie Martinez song. Cry Baby album, K-12, Dollhouse EP, After School, some songs from Portals (just a little bit) and a lottt of her unreleased stuff. I could make a full playlist for him out of her songs. Glued? Pity Party? Show And Tell? The Contortionist? Tag You're It? Teddy Bear? Schizo? ARTS AND CRAFTS?? UNHAPPY MEAL? TWINS??!?! These are just SOME of them (i had a playlist for him on spotify but i lost my account... i tried to find it again and it seems that it was deleted for some reason. ALL of the playlists that I made just disappeared)
If Sun was a human, this would be him
Sun and Moon are so similar to Gigi and Whisp from Monster High 13 Wishes
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no I don't take any criticism that's him
They can't fall in love because they're robots. But maybe in the human version... Also I'm actually thinking about making a blog talking about my human!au. Just an idea, it would be nice. Cassie teaching him how to be a human after getting out of the Pizzaplex and signing him up for jobs like a mall caretaker or party entertainment so he can still work with kids, which is what he enjoys the most. Moon would still exist, Eclipse too, but he would use the excuse to people that it's just "a character" he created for kids. Vanny's virus would also disappear (because he is no longer an animatronic) and Moon would go back to being kind. Maybe he would finally taste his own candies (sundrop/moondrop), and he would need to learn about human feelings, common sense, social norms, culture, much more. He would need to change his name as he would need a "formal" name for his documents. I was thinking about "Sebastian". And his hair would be curly and ginger (maybe with a mix of blonde). Maybe he has freckles.
If you wanna add more to this list, feel free to comment <3
maybe i'm gonna add more. Idk.
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