“Paul said he’s going to do the Hall of Fame speech. I really think I’m doing it just to give Paul a night out. He likes to keep busy.”
— Ringo Starr, on being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, Rolling Stone, April 15th, 2015
“I don’t know [why we’re reviving it now]. Paul must’ve had a slow day. He says, ‘You know that track we did? Do you want to work on that?’”
— Ringo Starr, on the ‘final’ Beatles track, Variety, July 7th, 2023
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every time someone sends me an ask about batman fanon it feels like they’ve lined me up blindfolded to swing a baseball bat into a wasps nest
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Tina telling Em she's been drinking and Foolish being astonished by her method of parenting is so funny considering Foolish's reputation for being the chaotic one of the server
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Hey! I really like your Jevin’s egg disaster and I came up with an idea for it! What if the gold eggs, from the tie breaker, act like lucky blocks and can hatch into any of the hermits who weren’t in the egg hunt!
@dragonsson15 helped me tweak the idea so that only the 20 eggs that the group didn’t find would hatch making it less chaotic since Jevin originally had two stacks of golden eggs.
I just want to see a mini tango playing with a mini impulse or Grian gushing over a mini mumbo.
Jevin bursts into his house, where Wels has apparently brought both his own eighteen baby hermits and taken over Jevin's. (Jevin, briefly, remembers that, right, he'd had eggs, they could have hatched. Apparently have hatched? But Welsknight has taken over for them.)
He starts counting miniature hermits as Wels puffs up his wings protectively before realizing it's Jevin.
"What are you doing?" Wels asks, a little shorter than usual, his more avian instincts still apparently bristling at anyone else’s presence.
"Have any other eggs hatched?" Jevin says. "Have they?"
"What other eggs?" Welsknight asks, baffled.
"I made a bunch of gold ones in case there needed to be a tiebreaker," he explains.
"Those?" says Welsknight, baffled, pointing at the basket Jevin had made of them. Jevin swallows.
"Yeah, those. They haven't hatched."
Welsknight stares at Jevin for a moment. "Why would those hatch?" he asks.
"I mean, the other ones did," Jevin starts.
"Yeah, but those ones aren't real."
It's Jevin's turn to stare, confused.
"What?"
"The gold ones aren't real. Those are clearly made of paper mache."
"And... and the other ones weren't?" Jevin asks tentatively.
"Those hatched, Jevin. Don't be stupid. They were obviously real."
"No, they weren't?"
Behind them both, Cleo shouts as she attempts to fight off the small army of mini-hermits that the miniature Helsknight has managed to raise between Jevin and Welsknight's eggs. Neither Jevin nor Welsknight pay it any mind.
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dm-ing a ttrpg is crazy because you write out a session and you're like if I add stuff here and there for fluff this might fill the whole session but only if everyone spends 30 minutes roleplaying character introductions and then suddenly it's three sessions later you're only through the first bullet point of the adventure and you've introduced an important npc way too soon just for a joke that moves the plot
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I was wondering how Dantes would figure out who had betrayed him. I was picturing a gradual reveal or something... did not expect Abbe Faria to just go "you're not the brightest bulb in the box are you?" and then explain it all to him the very same day they met.
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the other night i suddenly got curious about guilty gear and the funniest thing i learned is that there is literally a cutscene that basically goes “it’s you! you were the Guilty Gear all along!”
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I got a robot vacuum with my tax refund and the cats are like why did you allow this Wretched Creature in to our home
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hello anon from before I have to have you know TOO OLD TO GUARD is brilliant and hilarious in the simplest best way and I think Andy would laugh snort liquid out of her nose thank you
it’s hysterical and i wish i could take credit for it!!!
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