#it is kind of hilarious though bc they definitely picked him because he was the most unremarkable

[ghost-bxrd]

So with Fae!Dick, we all know that Bruce is just… not gonna say anything bc of his own mental health, but do you think the other batkids notice anything once they come along?

On one hand, I think someone would have to notice. If not Jason, then Tim, Steph, Barbara, or Damian bc, well, they’re BATS. They literally have been trained to notice things.

On the other hand, though, I think it would be HILARIOUS if they just attributed Dick’s Fae nature to him just being weird. Like, completely unaware he isn’t human. Maybe not entirely realistic but I think it leaves for some interesting comedic moments 😅

Honestly at one point I think it all devolves into plausible deniability. 😭😂

Jason is the first to notice something amiss, obviously. But he joins Bruce in pretending it‘s just Dick‘s general weirdness. After all, as long as the dog just howls once in a while it’s not necessarily a wolf, right? And Dick, after the initial hang up and trying to kill him a little, is sweet as a summer‘s day to him and viciously protective to boot. Galas and all the rich people there that used to treat Jason like a circus animal aren’t a problem anymore because Dick always swoops in like a bat out of hell and distracts the creepy old ladies with a charming smile until they walk away with vacant eyes. It‘s all pretty funny. And very weird. But hey, Jason gets a laugh out of it and that secretive little grin from Dick so whatever.

Tim I headcanon has Dick all figured out within a month of officially meeting him (the opposite of this would be Tim never figuring it out which is also kinda funny and just attributing it to his circus past or something) and is veeery cautious about interacting with Dick for a time. It makes Dick kind of sad and Tim can only withstand the puppy eyes so long until he caves.

Steph just kinda shrugs and accepts Dick‘s strangeness at face value. It ain’t hurting her so why should she bother? Dick is cool. She likes Dick. End of story, thank you and good day. And yeah, fine, some of his habits are downright weird and everything but who is she to judge? And he‘s always down to cause mischief with her which is?? Super cool???? Even the more devious pranks she can bribe him into joining by handing him a jar of fresh honey or hand picked fruit!! Anybody trying to say shit about Dick lands them on her hit list, period.

Cass is Cass. Nobody can fool her. She may not know what Dick is, but she‘s painfully aware he‘s other. Most wildlife treats him like bees would their queen, there‘s always the scent of pines and rain following him. Dick‘s body language says ‘playful-content-happy’ but his eyes say ‘dark-dangerous-predator’. It’s all very conflicting; a study of contradictions. Cass learns to go by what his body language says and quickly finds a kindred spirit in Dick, who somehow always seems to know exactly what she tries to express but has trouble translating into words.

I headcanon Damian grew up with folklore so while his first theory may not be “fae” he definitely has Dick down as something other than human. Which means he must be powerful. Which means Damian must keep himself in Dick’s good graces in the hopes of making the creature teach him how to be powerful in turn. And, well, the kid grew up with a grandad that regularly takes dips in a magical swimming pool. I don’t think there’s much that can genuinely shock him lol.

Duke is… well, he’s the sensible one so of course he’s the first one to actually ask questions. And then proceeds to go nearly insane because??? Nobody seems to?? Care???? That Dick just rotated his head a full 360°???? Or that the manor sure af isn’t supposed to??? Randomly add hallways???? Or that there’s a whole ass SWAMP that appeared in the basement overnight???? Or a door that leads straight into the forest?????? Duke very nearly nopes the hell out because that’s too much even for him. But finally, finally someone takes pity on him (I headcanon it’s Cass) and she doesn’t explain anything per se, she just kind of… shows Duke. Shows him around the manor, introduces him to twisting halls and strange rooms, takes him to where Dick is lounging with the rest of the family, purring like a content cat. And Duke still doesn’t understand, not completely, but Dick smiles at him with too many, too sharp teeth and tugs him into the huge cuddle pile and?? Are those feathers on his neck?? No, he must have imagined it. Anyway, Duke thinks he can handle this… strangeness, if it scores him a family like this. It’s Gotham, right? Weirder things happen here on the daily.

Omg this turned into a whole ass essay I’m so sorry 😰😅😭✨

#ghost talks #fae dick grayson #faerie folk #the other things #pagan folklore #the things from the woods #the ones that grin from darkness #the birds with no feathers #the things that call between the trees #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #robin #batfam #bruce wayne #tim drake #red hood #duke thomas #stephanie brown #Cassandra Cain #Damian wayne #Damian al ghul

[luffyvace]

Hello, could I request Feitan with a reader who looks innocent and angelic usually but is actually just as sick and sadistic as he is? (Aka it's like a secondary persona kind of)

And she's also part of an organization(that kills people) without him knowing (she was part of it even before meeting him)

Ouuuu an interesting reader we have here~

Seeing as though all the feitan gifs are generic fighting ones I’ve put my own picture :) I think it’s hilarious 😂

enjoy your headcanons lovely anon! 💗

(fem! reader implied bc you used ‘she’ in your request but I won’t imply female body just in case)

Feitan getting with an angelic and innocent s/o is certainly an oxymoron

Your such a sweetheart, so thoughtful and kind

you always try to help and encourage others as much as you can

:)

But in reality no?? really your such a sick and twisted sadist who loves watching every moment of others suffering???

welp that went down the drain quickly

feitan might have picked up on the fact that it was all an act or your slightly sadistic tendencies

especially since he’s highly observant

Though I’m not sure how you revealed your in a organization or if you knew he was in the troupe but it probably went like

”your in a criminal organization? Oh…me too” 🧍‍♀️

“Wait what?” 🧍‍♀️

“so we’re both in criminal organizations of the sort?”

🧍‍♀️ 🧍‍♀️

well I guess its all out in the open now

as soon as he figures out your a sadist tho

its on

torture sessions become even more frequent seeing as though he now has someone to enjoy it with

he finds it rather fun to have someone laugh manically with him and not call him a loony 🤓

he’s grateful even

the victims really range from anyone off the street

to enemies from either of your organizations

maybe even someone who gave you a hard time

(they simply bumped into you, you apologized like the “sweet” person you are, but they had no idea what was coming for em that night)

(for fei, they probably mocked him)

you and feitan either have a dedicated torture room or have turned you basement/attic into one

and it definitely has a lock on it

feitan will recommend you some books and you likely do the same for him

(by some i mean you have a whole library shelf—who are you fooling 🤨)

you two make as much time for each other as you can

which yes torturing together counts as quality time

and y’all see it as a sense of normalcy too

wherever y’all stay you just be like

”hey wanna have a quick torture session then find something to eat for dinner?”

like it’s like going about normal daily activities for you two

it also feels good to have someone that gets you from the outside

like your both dangerous criminals,

that likely grew up in harsh conditions

(bc i mean come on mass murders have triggers/motivs they don’t just do things for no reason)

and now you have someone from outside your organization that gets you!

like, they even like torturing just like you!!

best s/o feitan could wish for

as time goes on you two would find out why you joined the organizations you did and if you genuinely enjoy it, just doing it for the money, etc

no matter the reasons or time, you accept each other :)

this also appeals more trustworthy to feitan!! Since your in one yourself, you can’t sell out feitan without selling out yourself!

😋

but…that could go downhill..

for example, your organization could be trying to target feitan/the troupe and is making you use him to get to them

As time goes on he shakes away the thought, it’s probably been years (when feitan’s down, he’s down for the count, he doesn’t do flings, in my hcs) since you’ve been together so he wants to trust you

basically the further things go in with you two, the more he trusts you

of course you have to make sure to give him reasons to trust you and don’t give him any reason not to

he’ll start getting suspicious of you even on the first slip up

(if it happens)

he has to protect the spider, there’s no way he can let it fall because of him

orrrr!!!

your organizations could meet! And form a alliance that may or may not be temporary/strictly business!!

it would be fun seeing all members together drinking and wrecking havoc!!

right?!

😊

LOL just imagine your all casually talking about such violent and socially unacceptable crimes 🤪

especially you and feitan

you guys are so silly

just a silly little group of friends :)

planning to commits fiendish acts together<3

honestly I like the last scenario the best

its so silly :P

I’m glad to see more feitan stans on my page!! thank you for requesting, hopefully you enjoyed!

💖

#anime #anime and manga #luffyvace #anime headcanons #hxh anime #hxh #hxh 2011 #hxh headcanons #hunter x hunter headcanons #hunter hunter hcs #hunter x hunter x reader #hunterxhunter headcanons #feitan porter x reader #feitan x reader #feitan hxh #feitan portor #feitan #phantom troupe #a bit of gore #sensitive topic #phantom troupe x reader #phantom troupe headcanons #tw #trigger warning gore #tw torture

[faiell]

hello, nice to meet you!

i'm back at the top after rambeling about how i got into drarry, and so here is the fic rec: "genesis (you don't know what it means to win)" by crossourbridges on ao3. you don't have to read the rest if you don't want to.

i also got into drarry 20 years late, but let me tell you another secret: i've never read a page of a harry potter book in my life.

all my knowledge about it is from a friend that i like to listen to her obseasions and pick the ones i wanna get into (while i still enjoy hearing about the ones i don't). one time though she sat me down and we watched the movies, like 1-5 and i got bored at some point so we left it, but one thing that stayed with me was the character of draco.

i saw a sad, hhhhorney loser who just craves attention from EVERYONE, every gender, every house, the poor dude just needs to get layed, but without knowing the canon i'm pretty sure he never will.

that was a couple of years ago, and recently i suddenly remembered him bc i noticed i enjoy ships that are "a harmless prick loser and the misfourtunate everyman that the prick fell in love with, who is actually just insane enough himself to slowly but surly love the prick back".

and so i was like "i'm sure draco and harry are a ship. i wonder what their fanfics are like" and now for weeks i've been in this rabbithole of PROFOUND SHIT THAT MADE ME BELIEVE IN LOVE FOR A HOT SECOND, so yea. this is the reason i'm reccomending you this one. it's one of those stories that are the perfect length and much too short at the same time.

i hope you enjoy :)

first off, thank you so much for the fic rec! i will definitely check it out.

the journey of you becoming a drarry fan is a hilarious read, i'm so happy you shared it with me! hats off to you for being that friend who enjoys hearing about others' obsessions. we need more like you in the world. it's amazing that you absorbed just enough from her all those years ago to have the instinct to say AHA!! i bet people love making these two losers kiss! and u were right.

my turn! let me ramble (for even longer than you did) abt how i happened to the same drarry pit of "profound shit that made me believe in love for a hot second" with you. so on the contrary, i've always been a big HP fan, in the sense that i grew up with the book series and watched the movies. the books are why i became a big reader when i was a kid. i've always been a shipper, i always knew drarry existed, and many of my close friends were obsessed with it throughout the years--like losing weight because they were reading so much fic in bed their muscles atrophied kind of obsessiveness. for some reason, i never engaged. i was like yeah, obviously there's good stuff there, but i'm just not going to dip in.

then one day a few months ago (oct 2023 to be exact), i was bored at work and saw a thread on my home page titled something along the lines of 'absolute favourite fic regardless of fandom'. i was curious and maybe just itching for something fun to read so i clicked in and a highly upvoted reply caught my eye. the user's fav fic was the HP rewrite Mirror of Ecidyrue series by starbrigid. i was honestly really bored, and a draco POV retelling sounded fun, so i dove straight in.

i loved it, and holy shit it was long. i think the entire fic is longer than the og books? but yeah basically i rly enjoyed it, and i read it fast, finishing in only a week or so. i think ever since the transphobia bs happened i distanced myself from everything related to the franchise--i used to reread the books every few years, and i had stopped doing that. reading that fic made me realize how much i missed the world and characters, and how i could have it all again without shame by reading fic! i mean, starbrigid had basically rewritten the entire series and added their own interesting lore and worldbuilding, and that was even better than going back to reread the books like i used to. i also really enjoyed draco pov… i knew i definitely wanted more of that.

and so i went into the ao3 drarry tag to find more content, because i'd heard years ago from my obsessed friends that there was a goldmine of good HP fic there, and i never resurfaced lol. i feel like once u go in u can't ever get out cause it's a good ship and the writers are so talented, and there's YEARS, decades of content to catch up on. i remember also thinking that i'd be satisfied just reading and eating it all up (whereas i'm usually pretty active in making fanart when i join a fandom), but um, a few weeks ago i was like kinda like hmm i wanna see what MY brand of drarry looks like. so now im here posting art of it!

they are thankfully super fun to draw. i'm just having fun here, but i do have a small goal - i wanna draw fic fanart to sort of… give back some joy and show gratitude towards my fav writers. other than that, i'm here to chill and look at pictures and words of them making out.

#ask #oops this was long #thank u so much for the rec and ur lovely story about how you came to love drarry! #anonymous

[kcrabb88]

Same anon that was raking through sand trying to come up with an explanation for Ahsoka’s sudden psychometry- I’ve just rewatched the show bc today is the last Tano Tuesday and I’ve decided Ahsoka was never identified to have psychometry by the order bc she’s the absolute WORST at it. She’s got the weakest inclination for it in history. I am admittedly not familiar with it past the Quinlan episodes of Clone Wars, but from the things I’ve seen, true psychometry gives one images and feelings and a deep connection with the object and what happened to it. Our gal Ahsoka is getting a few snippets of words and a vague impression of what may have happened.

So if I’m incorrect, feel free to ignore my ramblings, but I propose: young Ahsoka coming up to Anakin and Obi-Wan with an object that’s particularly ookie-spooky-force-connected and going “Masters, I’m getting this feeling… like this thing has almost a memory…” Cue a montage of them handing her increasingly ridiculous items, and her getting almost everything they ask incorrect but a few things very close. Obi-Wan knows what’s going on here but since it’s arguable that she’s just lucky, he immediately goes, “Nope, nothing here! I know Quinlan very well and I am confident Ahsoka does not have the same skill,” in an attempt to sweep it under the rug and protect her from the trauma it caused his friend.

Ahsoka, 20 years later when she finally gets a chance to read a book about psychometry: “Hey what the fuck?” It takes her ages of practice to get it to a level that she can use it intentionally and even longer to have any confidence that she’s interpreting things correctly. 80% of the time she still gets it wrong.

Anon, this is GALAXY BRAIN and I love it!!! Yes, you're right about psychometry. It's images, sounds, and feelings. One of the reasons Force-users who have the power are generally told not to read things like weapons is because they can definitely pick up on the feelings of someone that weapon has killed, or the feelings of the owner of the weapon if they died holding it. It can leave them vulnerable to the dark side (which happens in Dark Disciple with Quinlan and the older comics with him also talk about this kind of thing).

But anyway! I love this concept. It both makes it so that Ahsoka (though I love her!) is not powerful in EVERY special way out of nowhere when she's cool enough on her own, and also has the angst potential with Obi-Wan wanting to protect her from what Quin has been through with such a volatile power. Absolutely ADORE the image of Ahsoka finally learning everything about it and being so confused (and also of Obi-Wan and Anakin handing her various objects, hilarious).

You're smarter than Dave Filoni and I stand by that.

#Thank u for this ask #My partner and best friend are here with me and they both agree it's great #Asks #Star Wars tag #Quinlan Vos #Ahsoka show critical

[yankstrash]

https://www.tumblr.com/yankstrash/723920353310736384/very-bored-rn-so-here-are-some-g-m-relationship

Omg!! This is so good!!! I feel like we need little stories on how these are all them

-`♡´- "thanks for being patient with me" gf & "i literally love you" bf

meels is a sassy lil gal and she knows it, so when she has her little moments and her hissy fits she always feels bad that gabe has to deal with her and thanks him for being patient with her. and every single time he's like, "of course i deal with it, i love you more than anything, meels."

-`♡´- gf with a pretty laugh & funny bf

it's simple: gabe is a hilarious dude who cracks his girlfriend up and meels has the cutest laugh ever and laughs at everything he says. it's perfect :)

-`♡´- gf that takes pictures of the sky & bf who takes pictures of her taking pictures of the sky

meels is a sucker for a pretty sky. she is enthralled by them and when she's enthralled by something, she lights up. gabe loves seeing her at her happiest, so when she's taking pictures of the sky he has to capture the moment. her back profile also looks beautiful with the pretty sky in the background, so he must snap a picture of all the beauty. def posts the photo and captions it, "my best view :)" (cheesy mf but he does it)

-`♡´- designated driver & passenger princess

anywhere they go, gabe is the driver 99% of the time, but he doesn't mind at all. he loves chauffeuring his princess around with his hand on her thigh and her playlist on full blast. and she eats that passenger princess title up. she owns it.

-`♡´- brown eyed gf & green eyed bf

their pretty eye colors :P they're a beautiful combo

-`♡´- style icon gf & supportive bf

meels is a fashionista and gabe loves hyping her up, always. no matter what she's wearing, he's going to like it and he's going to compliment her on it. even when it's a skimpy lil party fit that many boys would get possessive over, he still hypes her up and supports her. he's definitely a, "wear whatever you want, i can fight" bf. he never wants her to feel like he's trying to control what she wears, he would never.

-`♡´- athlete (g) & #1 supporter (m)

mr superstar first round nhl draft pick always has his girl in the stands cheering for him during every single game. and if she can't be there, she's watching it somehow. she supports gabe at every game, every event, every ceremony, everything. she's there supporting him and she is so so proud of him!

-`♡´- hopeless romantic (g) & didn't really believe in love until them (m)

meels made him a hopeless romantic. she is everything he's ever wanted and dreamed of, and now that he has it he treats her in the best, most romantic way possible. meels on the other hand never really knew love before gabe, not from a boy at least (except her dad bc daddys girl). she spent most of her high school years getting screwed over by idiots and never experienced any kind of love in a relationship, until gabe.

-`♡´- plays hard to get (m) & loves the chase (g)

this is so them because it took SO MUCH grafting and effort from gabe to get meels to even agree to go on a date with him, but he loved every damn second of it. he loved how flustered she'd get the more he tried, and she loved making him work so hard because it showed how much he really cared. this is them 110%

-`♡´- gossip girl & listener bf who agrees with everything she says

meels loves her gossip, and gabe loves to listen to her talk and soak up every word. it's perfect. she says something? yep, she's right. she's wrong about something? no she's not, she's never wrong. he agrees with every single thing she says. he loves how energetic she gets and the way she rambles when she gossips, it entertains him so much

-`♡´- starbucks refresher gf & hot coffee bf

real, meels is def a refresher girlie. i could see gabe liking both hot and iced coffee though. probably more hot, but i could see both

#princess!gf x gabe perreault #g + m dynamics !

[shopcat]

do u have any particular sexuality thoughts abt eddie the way you do abt steve?

not really at least in the same way? i don't think!! :0 w steve we have a lot of basis to go off of bc we get 4 seasons of specific characterisation expressly to do with how he interacts with romance + girls + his own reputation thereupon so it's really fun to extract stuff from that but with eddie he's sort of more of a blank slate but also funnily, in comparison, we do get a LOT of character building back story and development even through implication that makes it a different kind of interesting thing to gather stuff from 🤔 it's also funny that we know way more about eddie's home life than robin OR steve's LOL literally just funny...

i think it's fun that the gay hc is so popular with eddie and i get it he is a little gayboy tbh and i also think it ties in significantly with how... you can tell from extrapolation and just basic like, relation that eddie is this guy who was outcast by society BEFORE he developed his own counterculture against it and the way he wears his specific type of anti authoritarian anti mainstream bubble wrap is in line i think with some sort of intrinsic part of him, and others, that he may feel he needs to protect and defend against. a not insignificant part of a lot of actual counterculture is being against the bigotry and oppression that goes hand in hand with society at large and, fundamentally, the loudest voices against oppression and the leading forefront will always be and SHOULD always be the victim and survivors of it, and a gay metalhead with a punk rock attitude in the 80s is the easiest thing in the world to imagine. i think we as like lgbt people and anyone else who has a certain hand in... allyship can pick up on this really easily with eddie and see ourselves in that part of him that feels different than the same vein social ostracisation like, dustin and mike go through, even if on the surface it appears similar.

so yeah basically i think he's literally gay. i don't know if the quote unquote gay CODING was intentional and i'm going to go with a definitive Not but i will enjoy the spoils nonetheless. i also think it's significant that a lot of the real life inspiration for eddie specifically WERE gay kids and probably that is where this unintentional coding springs from... the hunt the freak line is a very important one to me as well for this specifically with that it's him and robin, a canonical gay woman, meeting him on his level without skipping a beat. this is also where i disagree that obviously his death was not "bury your gays" because anything picked up on was not something that was figuratively put down 😭😭 the duffers did not have EDDIE circled on a whiteboard with 💯 GAY -> pointed to it we literally just think he's gay.

also just bc i kind of side stepped the sexuality hc itself unintentionally HEH i think he could also be bi sure and all this remain true!!! though i don't think he had any feelings for chrissy (and to me reading that scene as him having a crush on her comes off... different. soz.) potential age gap notwithstanding. i think bi eddie could be fun and also hilarious bc it means he had even more of a quote unquote chance and still erm. committed virgin sacrifice </3 i do agree with the like general consensus of him being bi feels different if only because erm... there is a lack of actual evidence that he is inclined one way or the other and being assumptive of his supposed attraction to women in order to undercut the gayness is like a very classic homophobic. thing. and also weirdos ruin it

if eddie is bisexual i think it is purely in theory for him as well as us (lol) and he would probably be SO annoying stoner-esque "why limit your love to just one half of the population mannn" type about it despite never getting any bc he's scared of girls in a gayboy way. also i do not see truly any part of him being some sort of behind the scenes suave seductor of women DESPITE what the horny minded may or may not think... he is not looming over any girl being some sort of manic pixie edward cullen reject he goes home and neurodiversely plays the same chord over and over again on his guitar then passes out wearing jeans he is literally a wet eyed loser not a wattpad BAD BOY. My poor little princess RIP

#asks #TWO MORE THINGS. but this got long so tags #i think it's also significant that with his home life u can (IN A NORMAL WAY -_-) gather what kind of background he had b4 wayne #and wayne's actor himself (who recently came out as gay!!) agreeing and saying basically like. wayne took in this kid for a reason #and like yes that reason is he loves him but because he loves him in Spite #and his staunch refusal to think eddie killed anyone is indicative of knowing a lot of deep down parts of a person. and also that's his dad #i also think wayne is gay... :) he's a bachy guys COME ON!!!! #AND SECONDLY! i think if he is gay or bi or whatever he is comfortable enough within it to as much of an extent as you are #so like #personally i think he has no real problem at least before The Horrors of being attack mobbed. so i do think any feelings he might've been #nursing for steve were entirely intentional and like. um. all positive? does that make sense... #Ohh the puppy love.. gotta love it #but that doesn't mean he can't have complex feelings abt it tho it is incredibly condescending to see straight ppl try and write Gay Pain #or i guess depict. bc it's not always writing #anyway LOL... i don't talk about eddie much on here which isn't intentional either but i can. i love him :) #sts #🍦

[ac-liveblogs]

The tl;dr on Trigun Stampede is that it’s a good show, but*

This is the show that I watched on a whim bc I thought Vash was cute and it consumed my brain for the next three months. I do not regret that decision. 

Heading into Trigun, I knew jackshit about it. I think the only character I could’ve recognised prior to this was 90s Vash (whose design I didn’t and still kind of don’t like!). I was too young for Adult Swim in the… very brief period of time that it was actually airing on Cartoon Network in Australia and I’m not sure if Trigun was even on it anyway, so I had absolutely no expectations walking in. 

Obviously, the most notable thing about this show to a newcomer is the animation. It’s been interesting watching RWBY vol 9 and Stampede back to back, let’s say that much. It’s stellar. I think this is one of the prettiest shows I’ve watched in a very long time, and the combat animation is fluid, energetic and full of so much personality. I was still deciding how I felt about the show right up until episode 3 - Millions Knives’ debut - and as soon as I saw the attack on Jeneora I was hitting up my WatchPal to recommend it. I think you can definitely see where Studio Orange cut corners - some locations can feel very empty - but for what they actually want you to focus on, the show looks great.

Episode 4’s reveal of Wolfwood’s Punisher (and what it can do) lives in my head rent-free to this day, and quite frankly episode 12 is one of my favourite fight scenes in pretty much anything. A lot of love and attention to detail goes into these fights, and the choreography is fresh and exciting. Vash shooting at Nai resembling a 3rd-person shooter was so much fun. WatchPal was very patient with me constantly asking to pause, rewind, watch that scene again, pick out this or that detail. Sorry dude. Worth it to see how terribad a fighter Nai actually is, though, shit’s hilarious. I think that even if you don’t care for the plot, this show is worth watching just for the fight scenes and set pieces. 

I think no one’s going to argue the plot is rushed, but what’s there is solid and interesting. This world is absolutely fascinating, and I had a lot of fun speculating on what was happening or what Nai’s goals were. The most fun I had was picking out the biblical themes (which I surprisingly know more of than I thought I did) and working out who was what was where and why, and I’ll be very curious to see where that all goes. I’m also an obnoxious Final Fantasy 7 purist, so I was obviously enjoying the heavy-handed pro-environmentalism themes and psychological horror elements. Nai was right until he was wrong. I’ll be… interested to see how this all resolves next season, because I’m not sure I’m meant to think Vash is right, exactly. 

Vash is an enjoyable MC, though he’s kind of a woobie, huh? I watched Badlands Rumble in the middle of all this and was shocked at the difference in characterisation (incidentally, not a good movie!) He was definitely a lot goofier in eps 1 and 2, but things took a real turn in episode 3 that he never quite cheered up from so I’m hoping to see him in his natural habitat once things chill out. “He’s both the hero and the heroine” is a phrase that’s stuck with me since I learnt the screenwriter apparently said it, and it’s certainly made the way he’s written incredibly interesting to dissect symbolically.

Picking apart symbolism in this show is one of my favourite things to do with it.

Surprisingly, I think William Conrad is one of the more interesting characters in the show. I’m so fascinated by the logic behind everything he’s done. I want more of this dude, I thought Meryl was gonna murk him and was pleasantly surprised when she didn’t.

I like Wolfwood. I like narrative foils and homoerotic subtext. I think Wolfwood is potentially really interesting and didn’t get to shine in Stampede, but he’s got at least one whole season ahead of him and I am already predicting that Trimax is going to make me exceptionally mentally unwell about him. I can pick ‘em. I can sense it. I can smell blood in the water. I am also saying, right now and for posterity, that Wolfwood is going to die. He’s gonna die in Stampede, he’s gonna die in Maximum, he probably died in the 90s. Sorry. It’s gonna happen.

If this weren’t a 12 episode series and it would’ve been unsatisfying for it to happen here, I would’ve expected him to die redeeming himself after betraying Vash in July. Now we’re past his Judas phase, I’m wondering what the New Biblical Imagery he’s going to pick up to replace it will be bc as is, uh... dude by all means should probably just power walk really fast in the other direction and never be seen or heard from again.

Nai is a really fun and sympathetic villain right up until he's fun and an absolute monster, and I respect his deranged manner and willingness to wrangle that twincest subtext as close to actual text as he could possibly get it. I am SO curious how much of that was in the original because jesus christ. I felt bad for the guy and agree with him to a certain extent, but my feelings about Nai’s handling are going to have to wait until I see how Vash’s arc continues and what happens to Plants going forward. Vash doesn’t seem particularly motivated to change the status quo at this stage which is... interesting. We’ll see what happens.

I was very lukewarm on Meryl until eps 10-12. Now it’s the Zazie-Meryl Power Hour. As soon as I realised they were parallels my brain woke up. While I’m really ??? unsure about Wolfwood’s trajectory going forward, I am very excited for Meryl’s. It also helps she turned into a chain-smoking disaster senpai in the timeskip. She’s Mary Magdalene also. That’s really cool. I felt really smart when I figured out that really obvious connection, finally, in episode 11. (I know some bible but not that much bible.)

I… I don’t get points for figuring out which two biblical figures Vash is representative of. No one does. I do get points for noticing he yanked Wolfwood’s entire colour scheme when he started trying to kill Nai, though. That was cool. That fight was so fucking cool. 

Trigun Stampede is a really fun show.

*But. 

It is a show absolutely hamstrung by its episode count. When you’re dealing with either 12 or 24 episode seasons you’re inevitably going to run into problems when you’re not working with original material, and Stampede was having serious problems fitting in all the plot points that it needed to before the finale. This show’s pace is absolutely breakneck with absolutely no room to breathe, and in the end that means the main cast’s relationships suffer for it. I was very disappointed to find that I really liked Roberto in the episode that he died, and that was episode 10. 

Episodes 10-12 leaves the implication of shenanigans and much stronger relationships than we got. That’s a real shame because the show roughly broke into Vash-Wolfwood, Vash-Nai and Meryl-Roberto with very little crossover - I know Vash/Meryl is a classic, but she ended up having more chemistry with Wolfwood, and any semblance of party dynamic evaporated once we got to Home. And speaking of Home, that lack of space between episodes and the necessity to explain Vash and Nai’s backstory ended up with us teleporting in and out, and the rest of the trip to July getting crammed off-screen. Integral scenes are missing - I had to consult a more knowledgeable coworker about the missing pieces of Wolfwood’s backstory so I could get his rough timeline (and age) actually explained to me, and I did find myself wanting to explore this world a lot more than we had time to do. 

Like. Seriously. What the hell is up with Legato. Who are you. How are you doing that. Why are you here. Why is your hair blue.

The photo of the group in episode 12 in particular really makes me feel like there’s a lot we missed out on without a couple of breather episodes here and there. I think with the exception of Vash and Nai, whose relationship is quite interesting and intense, I enjoyed the concepts of the characters more than the actual execution. However, I’m also 100% sure that Nai and Vash was the Absolute Main Focus of this season, so, I can let this go if season 2 delivers. 

Sorry Vashwood, you’re very fun in theory and I like you a lot, but we’re kind of pulling at threads here. Trimax is apparently gonna be an Experience though. 

I try to take the circumstances of a work’s creation into account when I talk about it, and between a 12 or 24 episode series I understand why Studio Orange chose 12, but Stampede really needed 15 or 16 to shine with the narrative it wanted to tell. I also understand why Stampede chose to seed future plot points that went absolutely nowhere this season - Wolfwood’s beef with Livio, Legato and Elendira being prime examples (christ this guy is gonna be busy in season 2), and the trip Home specifically after the Sand Steamer feels a bit pointless at this stage - but I can’t help but wonder if that time would have been better spent elsewhere. 

Although, a lot of fans couldn’t even deal with Milly’s absence even though it took about 5 seconds for me, someone who confused Trigun with Cowboy Bebop until quite recently, to work out what Meryl’s rough character arc was and why Milly was absent (but pretty clearly coming back later in very predictable way), so maybe Studio Orange was being wise by assuring, uh, certain fans they hadn’t forgotten or maliciously chosen to delete these characters. 

I’ve heard Trigun wasn’t as popular in Japan as it was in the West, so maybe that 12 episode pick was playing it safe, but since S2 has been greenlit and Stampede seems to have been a pretty big success, hopefully Orange can spring for 24 episodes this time and make this show really shine.

Anyway, I’m gonna read the manga now.

#ac watches trigun #belated stampede review

[overnightheartbeats]

🎰 what a fun lil number as we have 5 ships lmfaooo fate told me to send this <3

Send 🎰 for me to put our muses into a random list generator then post the first five as potential ships! // @cursivebloodlines

5 ships...why not 5 more? You asked for it, so here ya go!

eric and logan - These two, I definitely see them as longtime friends. One of the friends that he confided in when his family situation blew wide open. Eric definitely showed up to Logan's house, a mess!! Asking for advice and even requesting his professional skills to learn more about his parents. He went down this spiral and I like to believe Logan is the friend being there for him. Eric would definitely need a lighthearted buddy, possibly one to share his love life woes with. Someone to clown him!!

diego and zoe - LOL this one is hilarious. Diego is not here to play around with Zoe's shenanigans. If these two met, he'd be constantly annoyed with her way of life. What do you mean you're not going to share anything about your life? But I have to be honest? I'm out of here. It'd be like a jaded older brother listening to the younger sister's shenanigans, and dragging her away from bad choices. "No it's this way, come on" They'd be so fun together though!! Because she wouldn't let him catch a break, and honestly I'm down for that always.

ivette and aaron - hmm i think the few that we don't interact with, but let's see. This could definitely be a meeting at work situation, he has to visit the hospital for one of the cases he's working or she needs to provide some statement. They could just not be vibing with each other, or they had a previous misunderstanding, that leads to just not getting along, even if they keep running into each other because their work overlaps sometimes (nurse/homicide detective). General dislike to friends arc. OR if we're not feeling angsty, running into each other a few other times and being like, "oh hey you're the.." and just becoming friends over talking/complaining about work. No negativity hahaha

danielle and lydia - OMG another pairing that I think will have a tough time initially. I definitely see Danielle reaching out to Lydia and gushing over her work and her curiosity to learn more because she never did end up pursuing medicine. But still likes to follow along with research and new findings coming out. Eventually, goes beyond shop talk, though I think Lydia would be a bit weary of Danielle's antics and the drama she gets into. But, I like to believe they eventually find common ground and can build a very sweet relationship. They would be constantly talking and Dani would love to visit her at work, just spend hours with her there. Never bored of the conversations and always asking follow up questions. Danielle would ask to grab lunch or dinner to 'pick her brain' about a certain topic, but also reach out to her when she's bored at home and wants to try doing things people their age do. So expect a random text at 9:00 pm, 'we should go out for once.' Tbh it'd be a lot of dani following her around like a lost puppy. But, they'd be a powerful duo.

gabriel and tessa - oooh okay this one. They definitely met at some kind of event and he spotted her and had to introduce himself. He gushed how he was a fan of her YouTube work! And he goes on to tell her, that he watches her videos after games and they help him unwind because she's hilarious but also makes the videos so interesting. Maybe she knows he's a football player, maybe she's clueless. He doesn't mind either way, because he knows he's not a huge star. He's just a big fan, and i'm thinking they exchange phone numbers, just talk for hours and Gabriel thinks it's nice to have a friend while on the road.

Bonus:

danielle and dougie - bc obviously it cracked me up. this is a disaster waiting to happen. Two sensitive people together. These two would just encourage each other's clownery. Like, they're talking about their love life and they ask 'should I give them another chance?' most friends would say, hell no. screw them! they would just tell each other something like yes, another chance because... and essentially contribute to them getting into bigger problems. Although, on the other hand, dani is very protective of people and doesn't treat others the way she does herself...so maybe, she'd try encouraging him to set some boundaries, love himself a lil more. hmm who knows, they'd be a hilarious mess tho.

#cursivebloodlines #lmfao tell me why it generated Aaron x Lydia #meant to beee #lol it was an odd way to generate because i have so many clowns #but to no one's surprise..i love all of them

[daydadahlias]

this will be long so prepare cause i can't actually choose one favorite of yours.

Scene 14 -> they're idiots and i love them (i'll have to reread this one soon) and horsemint and lemonade

Fine print -> this is the one i've reread the most out of your works. i love glimpses of cake and their past relationship and how it affects present day luke and how in the end luke calls calum (out of respect i guess) to basically ask for his permission to date ash.

Coy Fish -> probably my favorite cashton fic (calum is all of us in this one :D), i also liked how you wrote muke here (their dynamics, and michael calling luke bambi)

Paint me -> i absolutely love the scene where they're all seeing ash for the first time in the painting class and the last scene where malum finds lashton in bed in the end

New -> great story and very hot, but what makes this one hilarious and stand out to me are your notes (aka hey guys, it's me pornbot jess)

and of course, the sexting ot4 fics simply because they're both so hilarious and i do hope you continue them

Bite Marks -> i know this one isn't finished yet, but i get very excited when you update so i hope you won't leave it unfinished (i am subscribed to your ao3 so i'll read it even if you finish it in 3 years)

i have a fave pairing when i'm reading fics (and it's obvious based on this list) but damn you have so many fics and i will read all of them asap.

Thank you for writing and sharing your stories with us :)

omg i love long asks

they're so impossibly stupid, how could you not love them?

i love that you brought up cake in FP! when writing, I considered it being an act of respect, yeah! because it's, like, here's someone you've built your entire life around and also, in a lot of ways, torn your life apart for and even though you're not with them anymore, there's still that inherent need to feel like you're doing right by them. and i dont necessarily think that Luke was asking permission bc if Cal had said "no, im not ok with that" (which he kind of was implying) i dont think that would have stopped luke from pursuing ashton. I think it just would have made it harder for him. i think he just wanted Cal to know. bc he felt like he owed it to him. i have lots of thoughts on Fine Print cake obviously lol.

a little projection from me to Cal in that one, I won't lie. ALSO i love that you brought up side muke!! and it's especially cute bc im writing a really long cashton fic rn with (very prevalent) side muke where michael calls luke bambi lol. i just think it's so cute!!

oo Paint Me was funnnn to write. she'll always have a special place in my heart <3 I dont love all my old stuff but PM definitely holds up.

WHAT !! AN OUTLIER !! a SURPRISE! this was a delightful little surprise. it's so funny, I was just thinking about New the other day for the first time in, like, two years. bc i like the premise of it but i Don't like the fic and i was considering rewriting it. also obsessed with the fact that u mentioned my author note. you read an author note and thought ugh Jess is just so funny and personable and you were right <3

I plan on continuing them! I'm just trying to pick a Setting for the next installment. maybe while they're in the studio, an interview, or the tour bus

I love BM and I really do plan on finishing it. I hate that I posted it before I was properly ready and I do not plan on ever doing that with a fic again. but i will finish it!! even if that, yeah... takes 3 years.

thank you so much for reading and all of your kind words! I loved reading this <3

#pigeon #anon #so nice! #so many more thoughts but im trying not to ramble #this is all very nice and so well organized <3 #y'know i do forget people actually read the A/Ns #like i know my friends do #but it's funny to think of people who dont know me reading my author notes and THATS how they know me #like what kind of person is that painting a portrait of #very funny to think abt

[mingi-bubu]

which idols would u set ur mutuals up with on a blind date

i apologize for taking a bit to get back to you!

I've decided I'm going to do this by vibes and not necessarily who they bias. And I'm also doing two per, one which is an actual set-up attempt and one just for whom I'd think it'd be hilarious to see.

Anna

Serious Answer: Ateez Hongjoong. They're both very crafty and aren't afraid to go for something they want or want to do. They also are people who aren't the Parent Friend™ of a group, but they are someone that people look up to. I think that it would go well, but I don't think they'd date for the long-term necessarily.

Fun For Me Answer: Seventeen Mingyu. Tol and smol. Puppy and otter. Clumsy x2. Mostly though because he's so tall and she's not. He's also loud, in volume and personality, and from what I've heard with her, Anna is a bit more quiet. That could be bc she's British though. I know that the British aren't more or less quiet than any other nationality, Lord knows Jimmy Carr can rattle on for a while at volume, but she's like. Pastels pink, yellow, and brown aesthetic where Mingyu is navy blue, dark gray, and bright purple aesthetic you know what I mean? I think it might work out for like six months before they part ways.

Fabi

Serious Answer: CIX Yonghee. I think that they're both, and I mean this literally SO affectionately, giant nerds. I feel like they'd get on pretty well, and could probably hold a good conversation about whatever topic they end up on. Downside is that one of them has the definite possibility of dominating the conversation without knowing it if it's a topic they enjoy, which isn't a bad thing at all. I just think it means that the date is one that's like the waiter walking up to them and telling them that the restaurant is closing in a few minutes type of thing. I don't think they'd date, but they meet weekly for brunch or something similar. Deffo become v v v good friends.

Fun For Me Answer: NCT Mark. The epitome of Just Some Guy™ Syndrome-haver and Fabi would be *chef's kiss*. I think it would go decently well at the start, they're both polite and chill people, but he'd mention his favorite Canadian artist and Fabi would just peace out. Like, *shoving breadsticks into my bag* “I have to leave right now immediately” kind of peace out. They never speak to each other again, and Fabi always gets a haunted look on their face if asked about him.

Kenny

Serious Answer: MX Jooheon. They're both people with very strong personalities that I think would compliment the other's. I feel like the both of them are not afraid to say what they really think or feel about someone or something. They both also give me, like, bright orange (in a fun way that doesn't hurt your eyes) vibes. And they both know when to be serious when it's important. They're both supes creative, and I personally think Jooheon would have fun if Kenny offered to do his makeup. I think that this is a solid relationship, definitely 1–3 years with a chance of going longer.

Fun For Me Answer: Nine Percent/Soloist/Cactor Lin Yanjun. Cold jokes. Oh, he's the best at jokes that absolutely fall flat on their face. He's Just Some Guy™, but in the way that like the cute veterinary assistant is who greets your pet by name every time y'all go in. He's dedicated to his craft, and he's started to expand his horizons even more. I think that the date would be a bit dry and the two of them realize they only have platonic chemistry and have drinking games to a TV show they're both watching. They also help each other dye their hair. Possibly at the same time as they're drinking for maximum Mess™.

I hope that these answers were satisfactory for my friends, but if not, I'm not pressed about it. I spent more time thinking about how funny it would be to have them go out on dates with the idols I picked. Please do not ask Fabi or Anna especially about who they'd set me up with because I have a feeling I know who it would be, if they decide to follow the same formula as me.

#jae.mail #anon adventures

[spatio-rift]

mar... can u catch me up on inazuma lore because i dont know very much about endou *smiling brightly*

hi lab yes of course im no expert on endou tbh but i will try my best!!

as far as inazuma characters go endou doesnt have too much going on but i think its a good thing for him. hes THE protagonist, raimons captain who sets the whole thing into motion. hes also the grandson of a very famous, legendary soccer player and coach who was the goalkeeper for the national team at some point and after retiring coached another legendary-to-be team which the series is named after (though these guys were middle schoolers)(and also never won any competitions... it was kageyamas fault he made them have a bus accident and stuff (he was also a middle schooler)). but his grandpa passed away before he was born (kageyama again, around ambiguously the same age..."ambiguously" because i can never tell if it was from the bus accident or some other incident. but shits crazy) so he never really knew him, and thats kind of why he picks up soccer: its the one connection he has to his dead grandpa. (though his mom is really against it at first because she thinks its what killed her dad)

now of course he doesnt play only to feel close to him he genuinely develops an intense passion &love for the game (while staying hilariously oblivious about everything going on in the soccer world. he doesnt know any famous players or anything). the first part of ina11 is about how he wants to bring his ragtag soccer team to the top by winning this one famous middle school soccer competition its pretty simple. i feel like its kind of refreshing in a way that his motivations are fully about his passion of the game despite the crazy plot with kageyama, while still feeling like a part of the whole thing since kageyama "murdered" his grandpa (hes not actually dead but we dont know this until much later) and bc of his intense grudge against him he wants to crush endou and raimon specifically so fucking bad. but it never really becomes about stopping kageyama for endou which is nice to me. he just really loves ball

endous not the brightest guy around, but his pure, free love of the game and very genuine & trusting disposition inspire everyone to rally behind him and root for him. i think the way he trusts and believes in people is definitely one of his strong points and being given that sort of support or a second chance like this really helped/saved a handful of characters in the series. hes just a guy you can help but yearn to be friends with or play ball genuinely with :) (but while his tendency to give people a second chance or trust suspicious people as long as they love soccer might make him look like an airhead its important to note that he still has limits and there are still things he considers unforgivable. i think that makes him feel more real and also seeing him get angry about certain things makes his trust in and ability to forgive other characters hit that much harder instead of being mere words)

now coming back to his grandpa. a huge part of his character imo is following in his grandpas footsteps, kind of inheriting his legacy by learning all the moves his grandpa came up with, training the way he did, etc... and quickly after the first game/season were asked the question of whether its good for him to continue just imitating his grandpa. what is..........interesting though, is that the 2nd and 3rd game kind of both deal with it... but in completely different ways?

ie2 proposes pretty early on that being a goalie isnt the only path open to endou. that just because his grandfather was a goalkeeper doesnt mean that endou has to be as well. and then later we meet tachimukai, a cute little first year whos a big fan of endou and even switched from midfielder to goalkeeper to imitate him. the thing is, as we are soon explicitly told, tachimukai has a LOT more natural talent as a goalkeeper than endou does, and he masters his grandpas ultimate move like its nothing. he was born to play this position basically, which eventually leads to tachimukai being asked to play gk for raimon instead of endou. and endou has very mixed feelings about this, because while hes genuinely happy for tachimukai, he cant say that hes delighted about leaving the position that connected him to his grandpa (and he also practiced that ultimate move on his own in secret at night, even though tachimukai already had it so the team had no use for a second player to master it). but at the same time, hes grown close enough to his team and as a player that he doesnt need to play the same position as his grandpa to feel connected to him like hes still got their shared love of soccer. ok this is getting long but basically i love this because endou ends up growing a lot and setting off on his own unique path and it also leaves a significant role for tachimukai to play (who otherwise never gets to do anything since there cant be two goalies in one match, and endou is the protag).

and it couldve continued to be explored in the next game since instead of going back to a school vs school type thing, where endou and tachimukai wouldve faced each other as goalkeepers on opposite sides, its a world tournament so just like ie2, players from all over japan coming together as one team representing the country. but.... ie3 completely abandons that idea and instead benches tachimukai forever, because endou is back as a goalie and the way to deal with that issue of only following in his grandpas footsteps instead gets turned into a "endou needs to come up with his own special move" thing. and i mean the way its written isnt bad or anything but i certainly like it a lot less than what ie2 had going on that involved tachimukai!!!!

errmm i might have gone a little off topic there and also its getting really long and i dont really have much more to say. my memory of s3/ie3 is pretty fuzzy atp cuz its been a while so i cant say much about what kind of character development he gets cuz i didnt really pay attention (its the kidou disease). but he does meet his grandpa again. erm ok thats enough i hope this was informative enough !!! hes a sweet lad

#inzm #its a little embarrassing... im putting it under a read more #ALSO I REALIZE NOW THAT MAYBE THIS WASNT WHAT YOU ASKED....... #it was lore and who endou is not my long ass interpretation and opinions on his arc (?) i... oh well...

[dirt-grub]

make hot takes about how ravenously insane stans can be but total drama had that shit clocked back in 2010 with sierra jesus christ

#connor talks #here i am. 19 in less than a week. getting tanked and watching fuckin total drama world tour while i knot #which is not going great lol #WOW they really said how do we make this show interesting... oh i know give like one of the most unremarkable characters a stalker #like. jeez idk how i laughed as a kid its like borderline uncomfortable MAN shit was different in 2010 #i think thats the only thing keeping me from being genuinely like what the fuck im too busy being astonished they got away with it #also cody WAS my favorite character i wanted more screentime but not like this. not like this!!! #it is kind of hilarious though bc they definitely picked him because he was the most unremarkable #hes literally just some guy and thats why i liked him lol #ALSO LIKE i get he had that crush on gwen thing but like hm #if he was a mega creep it would be cosmic justice that sierra happened and i can see that being an angle theyd go for #but like. he was cool in the end! she was like dude no youre immature and he was like oh well #i dont think they were thinking about that tho bc every character sucks in their own way #except for like. leshawna. why do they keep unfairly booting her. she deserves to win #drunk connor with the total drama hot takes tonight #ALSO tyler is kind of boring. why does he keep getting so far. hes like geoff 2 #ALSO ALSO THAT BRIDGETTE THING WAS EXCRUCIATING speaking of geoff #like the first season was good bc running jokes and stuff like that only lasted till the end of the episode or at most two #but that dragged ONNNNNNNNNNNN #the romance stuff in anything always needs less screen time but come on they went from parody to like actual bullshit subplots #AND ACTUALLY like because of that this season is way harder to follow bc i tune out the interpersonal relationships #but they effect who gets voted off so then im confused #like. the first season they were funny so i paid attention #ALTHO... again... trent stuff was played straight so i was like okkk :| whatever #also for the record i havent seen total drama action. no cody. didnt care #i think that season they tried to cut out some of the 'lesser' players but those are my favorite!!! #you cant just have like all the guys and girls who are prone to dating each other have catfights for a season its not as fun #wheres beth. harold. the real ones #and all the girlfight junk is tiring gwen and courtney need to stop bickering over boys and like date each other idk #WHEW i smell like BOOZE

[socheckitout-mikey]

Could you do hcs for the gang where their SO going shopping and like trying on all the things they got to show them? (maybe even like underwear if you want)

heya! i decided not to do the underwear thing bc it made me feel a bit weird lol. but i hope you enjoy what i came up with. i added tim and curly too! <3 - mae

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

The Curtis Gang and Shepard Gang Going Shopping with their S/o Hc's:

Curly:

° Abort mission! It’s just not happening. Curly despises going shopping with a passion - even if it’s for groceries that his mom or Tim asked him to get -. You’ve got to be quite cunning and trick/bribe him into going with you.

° He’d usually suggest that you go with Angela instead, because although his sister can be quite katty, she loves shopping. Though it usually ends up with you and Angela going with Curly; clowning him, but in a playful manner.

° Curly’s often bored shitless the entire time - huffing and puffing impatiently as he waits for it all to be over and done with. He’s not really into this type of bonding experience. He’d rather cause trouble by the tracks or around Tulsa.

° He’s canonly not the brightest, so he thinks he’s being smart when he tells you everything looks good on you, even when it doesn’t. It’s all an elaborate plan in the hope that it will speed up the process. You catch on so quick and decide to take longer sometimes just to tease him lmaoo.

° When he realises it just takes longer, you can hear his cries of frustration when you go back into the changing stall to “try on” the same two pieces.

° You and Angela stifle your laughter.

° He definitely stole something and not only got caught, but put back into juvie bc he’s a dumbass lmaoo.

° “Listen, my brains meltin’ here.” It was the first time you’d heard him whimper about anything, “Can we pick this up and get the hell outta here?”

° If Curly’s bored, he’ll begin touching things he probably shouldn’t. He may even grow a little silly by plucking hats off mannequins to wear and do some impersonations. He’s actually pretty hilarious, though has more of an acquired sense of humour shall we say. It never stops you from laughing though.

Dallas:

° Hates shopping with a passion, especially for clothes because he gets bored out of his damn mind! Shopping, watching you try things on just isn’t his forte - unless it’s lingerie. Dally kind of has a one track mind, and spending a whole afternoon watching you try on things just isn’t his sort of kicks.

° At least he’s honest about what does and doesn’t look good on you; and he’s not always the nicest about it but he means well.

° Don’t even start on all of the different colours and crap, because Dallas Winston can barely even tell between burgundy and bright red: They’re just red to him!

° He does however, amp up the flirting to embarrass you in front of the staff and customers.

° “Eh sweetcheeks! Lookin’ real snazzy in those pants! With an ass like that, we might as well go home!” He genuinely shouts from five feet away from you. He’s such a twat lol.

° Dally always gets kicked out and laughs when you get mad at him for it. He’s always eyeing things up in a way where it’s an opportunity to steal something. Like fight him or stay mad ig lol..

° Lmaoo he’s genuinely taking credit for picking out your outfits when you do wear them on dates, out and about, etc.

° “Man do I have good taste.” He’d grin, making you do a playful twirl for him. He's always taking credit for these types of things smh.

° “You wish you had this good of a style.” The offence on his face is ridiculously humorous.

Darry:

° Darry just never has time for these things and hates it, but shopping has to be done. It’s on his rare days off where he’s got things to buy for Ponyboy because he keeps growing like a bean sprout and is looking like a whole ass elf in hobbit clothing!

° He definitely invited you along because you had things you needed to get too. He would kill two birds with one stone as he’d get to spend time with you as well.

° Despite being a gentleman, Darry gets easily agitated due to the fact that he desires efficiency. Going in and out as quickly as possible is key for him, and when you’re stuck on two shirts, he can’t help but get a bit annoyed at things taking longer than expected. But he reserves a patience for you that he doesn’t have for other people.

° He’s blunt, taking control slightly and telling you which one suits you best. If you didn’t know Darry, it would be quite jarring but he’s giving you his honest opinion, which is much appreciated.

° You tend to help him unwind when you guys go clothes shopping by fooling around with him. You’ll grab a scarf, looping it over his neck before pulling him close. It never fails to make him laugh and flirt a little, wearing away at his irritation.

° “Well hey there, sailor!” You giggle up against his lips.

° “What the hell are you doin’?” He’d laugh, pressing a kiss to your lips.

° Refuses to let you hold any of your bags. He won’t hear of it and gets offended when you try to take them away from him.

° You call him Mr. Grouchy and for some strange reason he smirks in the truck on the way home from your teasing. Squeezes your thigh a little bit.

Johnny:

° He never complains when you guys go shopping, though might look over his shoulder just in case the gang sees him. In fact, he really enjoys going to the different stores with you, even though he’s never really paid much attention when it comes to different colours, patterns, etc. until you came along.

° Johnny is extremely patient with the process and relatively polite to the staff. The staff like him because he’s sweet and supportive of you, with a little hint of mischief - even when he’s bored out of his mind.

° Johnny thinks most things look good on you, but isn’t sure what to say outside of, “Looks good I guess.” I guess it is meant for you to make your own choices because he’s not the type of boyfriend to dictate how you dress at all. He doesn’t get his panties in a twist over it.

° But he did roast you a little for the peacock feather hate you tried on at a thrift store because you did look absolutely ridiculous. But it was a great laugh!

° “Well golly! You look like some Socy’s old granny from 1865!”

° It took him awhile, but he saved up the money the gang had given him for his birthday and christmas to buy you this snazzy shirt you’d been eyeing for a couple months. Johnny felt really proud of himself for that one.

° When the store is more quiet and it’s more or less just you too, Johnny’s playful side will come out.

° “Look at me! I look like one of them Mafia Men.” He snorted, putting a hat onto his head that was much too big for him.

° He always has a smile on his face because it’s extra time spent with you. It’s a way he can just be himself and not feel so paranoid all the time after the Red Corvair incident.

Ponyboy:

° Ponyboy is another member of the patient club - even if he pretends not to be. He tends to get lost in a day-dream because something about the outfit you picked reminded him of a celebrity in a movie.

° He’s definitely more loud when with you because he feels comfortable. He just hopes he doesn’t run into his brothers or the gang as they’d never let him hear the end of how he went shopping with you.

° You guys are extremely cute together, because Ponyboy will become curious about the items around him. His funner side comes out and he dresses up a little for fun.

° Sometimes the things he tries on are much too big for him, especially if you’re in a thrift store. You guys just laugh, checking each other out in the mirrors.

° Ponyboy does a lot of good impressions of male celebrities. He’s much funnier than he thinks he is, though he fails to cock his eyebrow successfully like Two-bit can.

° He once plonked a huge cowboy hat onto his head and it went down past his eyebrows. He genuinely couldn’t see. Pony thought you were both alone in the viewing area, but you weren’t.

° “HoWdy PaRDnER!” came out in a thick, deep draw from his mouth and it was awfully loud. He became immensely embarrassed when a member of staff came through with an old lady towards the women's changing rooms. The three of you laughed at him.

° He made y’all leave after that one.

° Is one of the only ones that doesn’t really steal anything from a store for you. He’d rather buy it and present it to you with that signature blush on his cheeks. It partly has to do with morals, but also the fact that Darry would whoop his butt if he ever got caught stealing.

° Is a gentleman and will hold your bags for you. He likes to feel like he can be depended on somehow.

Sodapop:

° Saddle up buckos because shopping with Sodapop is a wild ride! Initially he may pretend like he hates shopping with you, but he’s only teasing you and it’s just for Steve’s sake, because Steve will not hesitate to roast him. Soda really loves shopping!

° He won’t hesitate to make things as fun as possible by making a fool out of himself as he dresses up in fancier clothes with you. You'd be loud about it, giggling into each other's shoulders.

° You guys are definitely that young couple that makes older couples look at you, smile and reminisce about their younger days. It’s quite wholesome.

° He once spent his weekly wages on you to get you something very special. Darry got so mad at him, Sodapop actually got grounded for a month. It was worth it according to Soda though.

° Boii is so attractive that the clerks knock down the prices because he flirted with them a little. You aren’t even mad because you got a whole ass outfit for half the price!

° “Listen, I know I went a bit heavy in there but honest I didn’t mean any of what I sai-”

° “Man I just got new dancing shoes for half the price! What are you talkin’ about?”

° Flirting is definite when it comes to Soda, because he’s just a flirty guy. He lets you know what looks good on you and what doesn’t. He’s respectful about it, but you have learnt to pick up that little sparkle in his eyes whenever he sees something on you that he likes.

° Soda loves it when you get him something too, because it makes him feel appreciated.

° Be prepared for him to get distracted looking out of the windows when a beautiful looking car drives past.

Steve:

° Man genuinely acts like having to go shopping with you is like the end of the world encroaching him. He’s just dramatic and a smartass, but be prepared for him to treat you with things though.

° He complains so much that you call him an old man with the clerk to clown him. He’s just a smartass back to you because, “Who do you think is gonna pay for that, sugar?”

° You know he’s only teasing because he’s smiling at you when he says it.

° Heart eyes when you come out in something that really suits you! He adds it to the basket so fast!

° Steve enjoys it when you get all goofy with him by demanding he try things on. He usually brushes you off, but other times he will give in and allow himself to get a little goofy. Just if the gang sees him, he’s like Quick Silver - yanking things off like they’ve seen nothing.

° He enjoys spoiling you whenever he can afford it, which isn’t often tbh. Steve feels pride in himself when his s/o can depend on him for anything, but especially material things.

° Steve - much like Dally - will not complain if you go lingerie shopping. That’s the one and only time that he’s running to a shop.

° Much like Dally as well, he’ll take credit for what you’re wearing like he was the one to have picked it out, but he only does it to get a reaction out of you because he’s a big smart ass that likes to get under your skin.

° Probably jokes with the clerk that he can keep you snfsdfjdsfd

Tim:

° It’s mandatory by now that he makes Angela go with you, just pretends to be dragged into it like he has to be your chauffeur. It makes you both roll your eyes at him because he agreed to go! No one forced him like he’s told all of his friends.

° He tends to wait outside for most of it, opting to be “responsible” and smoke outside the whole time.

° “Since when are you responsible?” You certainly did judge him lol.

° Lmaoo I’m not kidding you, Tim deadass fell asleep on the chair waiting for y’all one night. You had to playfully kick him in the shin to wake him up and he wasn’t happy to have been woken up. He’s a bit of a poor sport.

° Angela almost hurled on these pink shorts one time when Tim said your ass looked great in those shorts you tried on and playfully spanked you. She left y’all because she’s a savage and doesn’t have time to be traumatised.

° He always perks up when you leave the mall and go out for burgers at The Dingo afterwards. It’s like he’s a whole different Tim Shepard. You blow your straw wrapper at him and he’ll just catch it between his teeth before winking at you.

° “You think I give a shit about this? It’s pink! Just pick a shirt already.”

° For some reason, Tim likes to have a poke about the bags full of things you got like he actually gave a crap about it. He’s just being a nuisance to annoy you at this point.

° He refuses to get goofy with you and try things on in all honesty. Anything that tarnishes his reputation, especially if there’s a chance that Dallas could see him, will not interest him in the slightest.

° When Tim Shepard buys you something, know that it’s official. He doesn’t go buying things for just anyone!

Two-bit:

° Has stolen so much stuff for you it’s unreal at this point. You wouldn’t think it, but Two-bit’s incredibly crafty about it too and you honestly wonder how it was possible to have stripped a mannequin of a dress without anyone seeing!

° “Well baby, a magician never reveals his secrets!” He’d state confidently with that infamous toothy grin of his.

° Two-bit’s all for fun man! He’s definitely the one to get dressed up absurdly with you. He’s touching everything (even a dress) for a laugh and the staff can’t help but laugh either. Two brightens everyone’s dull days!

° He has such a blast going shopping with you. He doesn’t care if anyone he knows sees him because he’s inclined to make a fool out of himself anyways!

° Time always seems to pass y’all by quickly. Before you know it, you’ve gne to five stores and counting!

° Sometimes Two’s a little too drunk and loud, which gets you both kicked out of stores. He laughs it off but it can be embarrassing. He tries to avoid you when he’s too drunk for that reason.

° An honorable member of the Flirt Club™ so be prepared to be showered in an abundance of compliments! He likes to see a smile on your face and enjoys it when you’re feeling confident in yourself.

° “Hey baby! You think these jeans make my ass look like a million bucks?!”

° Genuinely just enjoys himself and makes sure that you’re feeling comfortable too. Two-bit is definitely a people person and will be talking to everyone.

° “Don’t you think they look great?” He asked a random stranger once when you were feeling a little unconfident in yourself.

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[system-to-the-madness]

Can I suggest maybe some Yuri Plisetsky fluff with his girlfriend that is taller than him? <3

Pairing: Yuri Plisetski X taller!Reader

Warnings: swearing, not proof read

A/N: Writing headcanons bc I just woke up and don't know what kind of scene to write for this.

Before you started dating he definitely was glaring at you a lot. Was it because you were taller than him? Was it because he thought you looked nice, but he didn't know how to tell you? Nobody knew. But Viktor definitely laughed his ass off every time because 1. It looked too funny how Yuri tried staring down someone taller than him and 2. You just stood there, slightly confused about why that blonde skater was looking at you so maddly, when you had only said good morning.

Once you started talking more, he started making jokes about how you were taller than him. Nothing offensive but depending on whether you thought it was funny or not, he would quickly pick up on it and behave accordingly. Hate these jokes? He'll never, ever make one again. Think they're hilarious? He won't stop making them.

The first time you kissed was... Something.

He was absolutely pissed at you, because you still hadn't picked up on his feelings for you even though he was absolutely certain you returned them. Apparently shooting glares at you and shouting compliments into your face wasn't enough.

So he was on a rampage about how "fucking oblivious" and "endlessly stupid" and "infinitely naïve" you were, but you just didn't understand the world anymore. One day he was absolutely sweet to you, getting you your favourite hot drink from the café down the street and taking goofy pictures with you, and the next you are a "moron who can't read any fucking situation".

And all of a sudden he grabbed your shirt, and pulled you down, so your forehead was pressing against his, your eyes exactly on level with his.

"I like you, okay!" he basically shouted, his nose squeezed against yours.

You might have laughed at the strange situation, him shouting at you like that, but you were far too occupied with trying to will your heart not to jump out of your chest at his words and the close proximity. Your eyes flickered to his lips, involuntarily and just for a split second, but Yuri saw it anyway and even though his hands were shaking, and he wanted nothing more than to kiss you, he loosened the grip around the front of you shirt.

"If you don't move away, I'll kiss you," he warned, his fingers still loosely wrapped into the fabric of your shirt, but not holding you in place anymore.

But you "decided to be stupid", as he later would call it, and didn't move and inch. You could feel the shudder that traveled through Yuri at the realisation of what you were doing, and with blushed cheeks and shaking hands he tightened the grip on your shirt again and pulled you against his lips.

After that you quickly learnt to wear only shirts and pullovers that are not too thin, so they can withstand the way Yuri tucks you in for kisses (forehead kisses, kisses on the cheeks, the tip of your nose and of course your lips) this way, because he quickly realised that he absolutely loves the surprised and excited expression in your eyes whenever he does that

#mad stories #mad headcanons #yuri plisetsky x reader #yuri plisetski x reader #yuri plisetsky x reader imagine #yuri plisetsky x reader fanfiction #yuri on ice fanfiction #yuri on ice image #mad fluff

[nakunakunomi]

Hi! Can I please have some HC for Luck, Fuegoleon and Yami taking care of a drunk S/O? thank you so much! And good luck writing for Black Clover

Hi! Thank you, I have been enjoying writing for BC a lot lately! I had a lot of fun with this request too, I hope you’ll enjoy it! <3 

Taking care of a drunk s/o - Luck, Fuegoleon, Yami

2nd person. Genderneutral reader. Mentions of alcohol, drunkness and illness (vomit).

Luck

Desperately hopes that you will fight someone, so he can join.

He won’t actually fight you, because he doesn’t want to have an unfair advantage, and he doesn’t want you to actually get hurt. So he will settle for egging you on and finishing your fights for you.

If you’re not that kind of drunk, Luck just enjoys your company no matter what. With his permanent smile on his face, he listens to your babbling, engages in your rambling. He is thoroughly entertained and he loves spending any kind of time with you, no matter how coherent (or incoherent) you are.

If you are a clingy drunk, he will literally parade you around, being just as clingy back to you. He will return most of your compliments, no matter how cheesy or strange they are. He will pepper your face in kisses, hold hands, nuzzle your neck. If you’re ticklish, he will make use of the fact that your defenses are down.

He doesn’t like you being in pain or uncomfortable, so if you get sick, he will rush to get you some water, hold back your hair (if it’s long enough to actually need any holding back).

If he needs to carry you home, he will. He’s not on Asta’s or Yami’s level of pure muscle mass, but don’t even start to doubt that he will carry you home and he will be more careful about it than the aforementioned muscleheads.

He’ll take off your shoes, and depending on where you are in the relationship he will help you get changed if it’s necessary. If you’re not quite that far in the relationship, he’ll just try and make sure you’re comfortable. He’s not gonna go over any boundaries just because you are drunk.

The next day he will feel bad for you if you are hungover, but much like Yami, he will also make fun of you a little, tell you all the things you did and said.

He will also remember some of those things, and if there are any happenings or things you said that really stand out, he will bring them up months, even years later, and will even pick you a new nickname out of the things you did and said. It’s all done with love, but it does get a little embarrassing

Fuegoleon

Out of these three, probably the least fun person to be drunk around. He has an insanely high alcohol tolerance himself, so getting drunk together is not really an option. He will remain mostly serious, as per usual, and you… well, it depends on what kind of drunk you are.

If you are an angry or emotional type of drunk, Fuegoleon will have you removed from the scene as soon as possible. He doesn’t want you attracting unnecessary trouble, he doesn’t want you to start any fights, he doesn’t want you to attract any bad attention at all. Fighting him is no use because he’s strong enough (and more sober) to restrain you.

If you are particularly emotional, he will comfort you. Just hold you close as you stain his shirt and drunkenly cry over things that would make the average five year old cry. He will make shushing noises and rub soothing circles over your back.

If you are clingy, or just not making sense, or a stereotypical rowdy-losing all inhibitions kind of drunk, he will just leave you be. As long as you’re not really bothering other people, he will put up with it. He’s not going to be happy about it, because there’s plenty of other things that he could be doing instead of looking after you, but under no circumstance will he leave you alone, no matter how much he trusts the company you’re in.

Fuegoleon will make sure to stop you before going too far, absolutely trying to avoid you getting blackout drunk. If it means he has to physically remove drinks from your hands or remove you from wherever the alcohol is, so be it.

He will make sure you’re safe and comfortable before putting you to bed, with help of some servants or not, depending on how comfortable he is helping you change at that point.

He will also make sure there’s a bucket ready in case you get sick, something against a headache waiting on the bedside table together with some water. He will make sure you drink some water before sleeping, even if you whine and don’t want to do it.

By the time you wake up the next day, mostly because of all the preventative measures he’s taken, you will probably not have that much of a hangover. No worries, you will get a headache from the lecture he is about to give you. He’s gonna give you a proper scolding that will make you think twice before you pour that drink “that is going to be the last one you promise.”

But you also know that in case that happens, he’s still going to take care of you because he loves you in all your moods and states, even the bad and the drunk ones.

Yami

Yami thinks it’s pretty funny when you’re drunk. He will never get you drunk on purpose, but when it happens, it happens, and he wouldn’t be himself if he didn’t enjoy the moment a little.

If you’re a loud drunk, he’ll just let you ramble on and on, enjoying the little nonsense stories you’re telling, himself holding a drink in hand. Preferably you’re still sitting close to him. Drunk or not, he enjoys your company.

If you’re a clingy drunk, he’ll relish in the extra affection, although he will never, ever take advantage of you. If you show signs of crossing a line in boundaries, he’ll gently distance himself from you. He’s not above literally wrapping you in a blanket in your shared bed so tightly that you cannot move, so you can’t do dumb stuff.

If you’re an angry drunk, he’s in for another show. He thinks it’s absolutely hilarious if you pick fights with people for no reason at all. He’s always right behind you, making sure things don’t escalate too far, and ready to grab you by the collar to drag you away if they do.

He tries to stop you from reaching black-out drunk status though, he needs to deal with your hangover as well, and he’d rather have the toilet available for his own business.

He will carry you home if necessary, although expect to be carried potato sack-style. He’s practical, not romantic when you’re drunk.

Yami makes sure the Bulls are a little quieter (as far as that’s possible) when you’re hungover, so you can at least sleep off the worst of it.

When you crawl into bed together after a busy night out, he absolutely loves your drunken ramblings, the incoherent sentences, and just holding you snuggly. It’s always an unexpectedly soft moment, that you don’t always remember.

The morning after he’s taking great pleasure in retelling you all the embarrassing things you did. He will definitely leave out all the stupid stuff he did himself, there is no reason at all to mention that if he can just have some fun at your expense.

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[shopcat]

omg wait can you give me the background context on the camera stuff or why your thing is right or whatever i will never watch that show because its so long but im so curious now

not only can i but i MUST it is literally so funny how right i am also its hilarious how people keep calling steve a thing. he is a thing. this isnt complicated i just can't be concise and talk a lot so vvvv

OKAY SO PICTURE THIS... the su.. the fall.. i dunno of 1983 you're just some normal sort of douchey jerky junior in highschool u invite ur girl over for a party and afterwards u get together in ur bedroom. a guy whos brother is missing (sad) (gay little brother) is looking in the woods for him with his camera and comes upon ur backyard and ur bedroom curtains are open ur girl is UNDRESSING in front of the window and this fucking guy TAKES PHOTOS OF HER on his fucking camera.

then some plot stuff happens but not to YOU because to YOU all you find out is that some guy has taken photos of your girlfriend taking her shirt off IN YOUR BEDROOM and he would've NEVER been found out until he got found out so obviously when you confront him you're mean to him and you obviously break his camera so he can't do it to anyone else or HER again. OBVIOUSLY. immediate comeuppance. it was literally such a normal thing to do and i think he should have hit him as well but thats just me. but ppl are always like he shouldnt have done that jonathan is literally poor :( jonathan was literally being a dickhead

then later on when u go over to ur girlfriendss house to comfort her all you see is THIS FUCKING GUY with his arm around her in her bed. i would have killed myself like what r u even supposed 2 think here. so like YEAH i guess u tell ur friends and ur friends spray paint her name in town calling her a slut which is definitely mean and douchey but people also try and say thats slutshaming (?! not even what slutshaming is LMFAO) he was just like. being a cunt.

but then she slaps u in an alleyway and u kind of break up so u pick a fight with the camera guy cuz hes there as well and u say a bunch of mean shitty stuff but again not even THAT BAD it was literally a HIGHSCHOOL FIGHT and the camera guy actually beats the absolute shit out of you for it anyway so thats also immediate comeuppance and you realise like 20 minutes later ur friends are deranged assholes and u leave them in a parking lot and go and clean the sign off yourself which apparently takes like 4 hours because you kind of suck at tasks but u just wanna help

and then after agonising and moping u go to camera guys house to apologise to HIM but unbeknownst to you theyre actually about to fight a demon and ur like why is ur hand bandaged WHY ARE U BLEEDING and u freak out a little bit bc why is she even here then she points a gun at you and ur like WHAT and she tells u to leave (so u dont get eaten by a demon) so u do but u turn around at ur car and go back in and u end up immediately accepting and helping beat the shit out of a demon and help the camera guy commit arson inside his own house. and when his little brother is found again even though you have no connection to this family you wait for hours in the hospital waiting room with everybody. also after all of this you buy him a new and better camera and have ur girlfriend-again give it to him so its not so awkward. that is the entire story.

#asks #the fight itself is not that complicated and ppl blow it out of suuch proportion #its literally the 80s and a 16 and 17 yr old and he just said a MEAN WORD jonathans not ACTUALY gay and hes not ACTUALLY homophobic. w/e #sts