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asteraceaye · 4 months
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The cruel and unusual punishment of needing to be a day person when you're a night owl
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fxllfaiiry · 1 year
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★ 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
pairing: f1 grid x fem!reader (all platonic)
summary: a look into formula ones' it girl's social media
warnings: none !! only one error in the tweet
notes: might turn this into a series?? idk tho, do let me know if I should. also this is driver!reader
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y/n.jpg I love my besties <33
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charles_leclerc please stop 😭
lando.jpg go to sleep it's 3am??
y/n.jpg you go to sleep
userf1 y/n's humor >>>
pierregasly that picture of yuki is so cute ❤
y/n.jpg ✨ simp ✨
ynsmybaby alex in his swag era??
user7 huh??
danielricciardo you need serious help
f1simp4life my kind of humor
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tagged lilymhe and alex_albon
y/n.jpg I love my parents 🫶 (jump scare warning at 3rd pic)
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alex_albon say thank you to lily for buying you those books
y/n.jpg thank you lily!!
lilymhe anything for my child 💞
f1rose_ tag yourself, I'm y/n
alexx_lily y/n is the ultimate third wheel
landonorris omg the last slide?? I'm so scared rn
y/n.jpg @/lilymhe lando's being mean again
landonorris I didn't even do anything 😠
lilymhe stop fighting you two
lanasbxtch lily, alex and their child <3
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y/n.jpg roscoe's my favorite hamilton
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lewishamilton what about me??
y/n.jpg I like you but I like roscoe more :))
user19 roscoe supremacy >>>
user_2 the cutest dog ever 💞
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y/n.jpg 🫧🪸
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estebanocon why did you force us to play mermaids with you??
y/n.jpg cause it's fun ??
carlossainz55 it was fun until you hit me :((
y/n.jpg you tried stealing my fries, I had to do it 😠
user33 I love when they hang out outside the grid
tsswiftss y/n is feeding us with content!!
f1_fandomss y/n's active era is so slay
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bumblinv · 1 year
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---  omaticayan (house) cats ☆゚.*・。゚
feauturing neteyam, kiri, lo’ak, tuk
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headcanons of them as literal house cats bc the entire omaticaya clan are just 3-meters-tall, walking, blue forests cats with bows. change. my. mind.
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: ̗̀➛ tuk ; tabby kitten
“what breed is she?” 
“just a little girl”
you don’t know her exact breed
no one can blame you tho, she was jus a baby left by her mother in your backyard, that you took in
could be a mix of all sort of breeds, but to you, tuk was your little girl 
the moment you took her in, she was severely malnourished. so you feed her with your own hands, bathe her, sleep with her each night
she was like your own child
and you’re ready to fight every single person in this planet if someone dare to lift a finger againts her
the bravest little kitten you’ve ever know
but the silliest too, 
her entire body went wet as she got in, headfirst, into her bowl when she first learned to eat wet food
and one time she jumped into your aquarium to ‘catch’ the fishes
she would snatch pieces of wings from your plate and holds on it for her dear life when you tried to take it away from her </3
you would crochet matching hats for you and her
overall, the best lil girl ever
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: ̗̀➛ lo’ak ; bengal cat
do i need to say more
he’d run all over the house, pouncing at every moving thing in sight, playing with his toys for hours, and getting to high places you never knew he could reach
one time he somehow got to the house’s roof. it freaked you out
you were convinced that this little bundle of energy is literally a cheerful puppy in cat’s clothing
with his adorable little coat, that took some time to put on, you take him to the park each morning. this is mandatory, or else he’s too energize to sleep at night and would start knocking things over at 3am (wich you learned the hard way)
at the park, his curious self would sniff everything and anything. a tree, a man’s leg, until he got too curious to a little winged fella, that a pigeon once pecked him on the head
he befriended every single dog and cat around the park, but would get a little salty if new people tried to touch him
at night, when finally, his energy went to 0%, he got cuddly. really cuddly, he sticks to you like glue
and i know he would sleep on your chest and suffocates you in your sleep
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: ̗̀➛ kiri ; persian cat
she so bougie ngl
and a little moody too
you wont need an alaram clock, cause every morning, at the exact same time, she would sit on your face and starts screaming for food
i hope your wallet thick as hell cause i know she would only eat whole foods, like those healthy (and super fucking pricy) food rich cat persons feed their cats
kiri right there eating salmon and chicken breasts, and you’re left slurping your sad instant ramen 
things we do for our cats ammirite
half of your life savings went to her
from grooming money, for buying her expensive foods and vitamins, to all her essentials like her high tech self cleaning litter box(?)
she spoiled as hell
but i know she still has the audacity to scratch your hand and legs
don’t get me wrong, she loves you. the two things she dislikes the least was you and the big blue fish living in your pond (it was rotxo) 
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: ̗̀➛ neteyam ; golden retriever
I KNOW I SAID CATS
but none of yall could deny
even as a person, he got that golden retriever personality 
always have a smile on his face, tail wagging every time
calm and loving, 
would befriend every other animal you foster, you sometimes find them all cuddled up together
have i mention that he loves cuddling? 
but remember he’s huge
would crush you every time he cuddles into your lap
but you never minded, cause he’s the sweetest, most gentle giant 
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latibvles · 3 months
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HBOWAR FANDOM Q&A
got tagged in this two weeks ago by @cody-helix02 who probably doesn’t remember tagging me but hey : tag games are fun and I got a few followers so here’s a fun way to introduce myself, let’s get it.
Name / Alias: Poet , Poe , and whatever nicknames you decide to assign me as I tend to acquire them and they always make me laugh (recent ones were Poerincess and Poekie) Country: Has anyone seen my bald Eagle? (United States) Which of the series have you seen - BoB, TP, GK, MotA: Everything but GK, which I don't plan on watching. Use an emoji or ONE word to describe your favourite character in an hbowar miniseries: BoB : 🚬 TP : 💤 MOTA : 🦄 Ultimate ship (if any): I don't think I have an ultimate ship but I do go pretty hard for RonNix in Discord spaces Favourite fic (yes I made this q&a just to get fic recs): There's a list for that! (that I need to update, sue me) What are some ways you interact in the fandom?: I write enough Ron fic to feed a small village. I do write quite a bit, sometimes I video edit when the inspiration strikes. I'm also quite active on Discord in which I do a lot of yelling and screaming about things; so please feel free to ask for it. I also comment at-length when I have the time for that kind of thing (but chances are I'll personally yell either way) Favourite colour: Dark blue :] Current favourite song: Not Strong Enough - boygenius (yeah well I liked it BEFORE IT WAS COOL!! /lh) What would you say if I held up a can of peaches?: full body cringe and recoiling because Leckie throwing up peaches gave me the heeby jeebies Complete this sentence: “Where the hell is ___ company?!”: F COMPANY!!!!!!! Other accounts or socials?: This is my only blog unless you want a dead anime blog. You don't need the other socials and you don't want them, they're a hellscape. List one other fandom member (mutual or a follower you admire) for some appreciation: okay well I'm breaking the rules and *cracks knuckles* writer appreciation time. @basilone , @mercurygray , @shoshiwrites , @almost-a-class-act , @softguarnere , @hesbuckcompton-baby , and @derry-rain have all written work that makes me stare at a wall in deep contemplation in the best way possible. If little yapping purse dogs could spout words of encouragement that would be me — they give a whole lot to the fandom and I'm quite lucky to know such talented writers. Tags: It's 3am and I'm two weeks late to the party so whoever wants to do this use me as an excuse
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headingalaxys-spicy · 2 years
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Here is a cute ask ( or not as cute ). Platonic yandere nekotalia Japan, France, America, Russia, and Austria with their owner darling.
Hahah oh look its my 3am thoughts being post at 5:30am
🇺🇸America 🇺🇸 : He will sing to you the song of his people whn you first arrive home. He will rub against your leg so you know that is present and not apposes to being shown in belly rubs and head scratches. He does not leave your side the movement you enter your home. He’ll hiss if he smells another cat on you or even a dog. He's very protective of you as his pet owner because he cares. I hope you don’t have too many clothes you are fond of because he will rip to shreds the offending pieces of clothing that have another animal scent on them.
🇦🇹 Austria 🇦🇹 :This is a demanding and prissy cat. He steps on your face at 3 am begging you to feed him and his oh-so-empty belly.
“Meeeeeeeoooooow! Meeeeoooooooow Meoooooow!” Translation “ I demand wet food right now it’s best that I get it so that I can maintain my figure and not be so emaciated. You must feed me now you lovely but lazy human.”
For some reason, this time of night is also strangely affectionate. It’s like moon beans hit him and he’s a whole new and more loving cat towards you. So he will snuggle next to you while you are sleeping soundly. His purrs can become so loud that they have the capability to wake your from your peaceful slumber. He will also either run away from new people or try to scratch them.
🇫🇷 France 🇫🇷 : Another demanding cat that needs your constant attention. He will need belly rubs like every 15 minutes and he will have aggressively louder meows if you don’t give him the attention that he requires of you at that exact moment. He’s also one of those cats that climb on your clothes in order to get you to pay attention to him. You oblige him most of the time. You also gave your cat a major ego boost when you bought him a lavender cape that had golden accents on it so that he looked like a royal cat of sorts for Tik Tok.
France cat now uses that as a status symbol to supersede anything that you're working on while you’re at home.
🇯🇵 Japan 🇯🇵 :This cat watches you silently like a ninja cat. Glowing black orbes that you’ve seen at 4:12 am in the morning just staring at your previously sleeping form. He kinda looks like a demon cat with the minimal light that is coming into your room from the street lights. Or even a paralysis demon. He will lay on your lap for a week if you give him tuna. If you come home reeking of a foreign cat that he does not recognize then he will deprive you of affection and hide from you. And that cat is good at it. It takes a solid hour normally to find where he’s hidden.
🇷🇺 Russia 🇷🇺 :When you return home for the day he will always habitually be in the same spot waiting for you to return home. He purrs against your leg wanting a ‘hello’ head scratch. He will follow you into every room you go to. He hops onto your computer keyboard while your working to demand attention and won’t relent unless you allow him to rest on your lap while you work. He sometimes likes to fluff his tail in your face. He kneads the blankets on your couch when he sees you preparing to get ready to relax. He just wants to be close and comfortable with his loving owner.
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sovtwords · 2 years
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With Oikawa mayhaps 👉👈
Or Itadori Yuuji whoever you want!!
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for: jujutsu kaisen
pairing: itadori yuuji x reader
warnings: none!
w/c: 600
a/n: MY LOOOOOVE thank you for sending in a request! i wrote this for yuuji, if you don't mind 👉👈 please enjoy, ily!
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Let it be known that Itadori Yuuji is not, by most conventional terms, the most perceptive person to ever exist.
He would argue that, sure, he can be a little dumb at times, a ‘himbo’ as Nobara had called him, but he wasn’t the stupidest person to walk this planet. He has moments of both pure genius, and sheer idiocy. He’s human, after all. He’s prone to making mistakes.
Itadori is, however, exceptionally blind to the fact that the girl of his dreams is literally head over heels for him.
Maybe it’s denial, unable to accept that someone who shines like a beacon of pure perfection could ever want to spend their time with him (“you’ll suck up all her brain cells and make her dumb”, Sukuna had cackled). Maybe it’s deeper, a self hatred rooted so deep for what he’s become, for the dangers he now poses to everyone around him because of a mistake he didn’t know he was making. A need, now, to make sure you never get caught up in the damage he will inevitably create.
Whatever the reason is, he’s turned a blind eye, or rather, all four blind eyes, to any advances you may have been trying to make on him.
Nobara is just about ready to throttle him for it. Even Megumi, for all his nonchalance about Itadori’s love life, looks annoyed at how oblivious he’s being. 
“How the hell could ya miss it, idiot?!” Nobara screams.
How exactly could he miss the fact that you make it a point to sit next to him for every class, every lunch time, every train ride? He’s more focused on how dizzy your presence makes him he fails to notice you’ve done this intentionally. 
How could he miss all the treats and presents you gave him? Maybe he’s too busy shoving cookies and brownies into his mouth at a speed that would make Sonic the Hedgehog jealous, not realising all the pink hearts that have been carefully iced onto the top with love. No, he’s too busy trying not to drool all over himself when you begin hand feeding him with a sweet grin.
How exactly could he miss the way you blush and smile when he goes out of his way to make you laugh by falling on his ass? To be fair, usually he’s distracted by either Maki or Nobara following that up by calling him a clown, but he’s too focused on the sound of your laughter to really care that he’s embarrassing himself.
It sort of all clicked for him one night, around 3am and deep into the lovey-dovey playlists he saved on Spotify. He never sat up so fast, the answer to all these questions coming to him after thinking about your beautiful face for hours after curfew began.
“Took you long enough, lovesick dog,” the King of Curses spat, and that’s when Itadori realised it must be true!
He wastes no time the next morning, not even allowing you you complete your morning greeting before he’s blurting out:
“Do you…love me, by any chance?”
He’d set himself up for failure, convincing himself that this was one big mistake because how could you ever truly love someone like him-
“Yeah. Why?”
“Well, I’m sorry, I was just- wait, what?”
Your laughter lifts all the weight off of his shoulders, and when you take his face in your hands, Itadori wonders why he was such a fool in the first place.
The love and adoration you hold for silly Itadori Yuuji has always been the most obvious thing in the world.
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it... fits
Lunar: Would never stab anyone. Sun: Would stab someone in retaliation. Moon: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. Monty: Would stab without warning. Eclipse: Would stab as a warning.
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Sun: Where is Monty? moon: I'll do you one better, who is Monty?? Lunar: Here's a better question, why is Monty?
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moon, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein. Monty: Can I go to the bathroom? moon, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!
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Lunar: When I was a kid, Eclipse told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year. Monty: They are! Lunar: FOR REAL? Monty: No! Why did you fall for it again?
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Monty: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
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Eclipse: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
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Eclipse: I gave my Brother a collar. Eclipse: *dog                                                                                                      Moon:... this is a verbal conversation.
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Eclipse: *sees someone doing something stupid* Eclipse: What an idiot. Eclipse: *realizes it's Lunar* Eclipse: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Sun: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. Sun: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
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Sun: Hey, Monty, have you thought about having children? Monty: ... Monty: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. Sun: But we're not childr- Monty, already distracted: LUNAR, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
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Monty: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Monty: Anyways, you said Lunar is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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Monty: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Moon: Yes? Monty: We’re in too deep.
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Sun: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Moon, Lunar, & Eclipse: Okay. Sun: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Moon: Bold of you to assume I have money. Lunar: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Eclipse: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Monty: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public. Moon: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
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Sun: Isn’t a bit dangerous? Lunar: Sun, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Sun: ... Lunar: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Sun: ... Lunar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.
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Monty & Lunar: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* Monty: We need an adult! Lunar: Monty, you are an adult! Monty: We need an adultier adult! Get Moon!
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Monty, texting Moon: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater… Moon′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later. *Later* Moon, texting back: Fuck you.
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Eclipse: Dammit, you ruin everything! Lunar: You're welcome.
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Sun: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Moon: This knife is actually a magic wand. Lunar: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Eclipse: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Earth: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Sun, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.
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Moon: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Lunar: How did you know I was up until 3am? Monty: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Monty: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Sun: You sleep with a stuffie. Monty: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
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Moon: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Sun: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Monty: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Earth: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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Monty: You might not know this, Lunar, but I am a flawed person. Moon: I do know that.
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Sun: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? Lunar: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread* Moon: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. Eclipse: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. Monty: if you want information it is Lunar/Sun: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Sun: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Moon: Killed without hesitation.
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Monty: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Moon: And you came to me?
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the-astropaws · 2 months
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🐶 Please be kind to our fp, Some of them bite but most are very silly! They've shown nothing but safety and support so we're excited to see them join the mod team. They're extremely yippie 🎉🎊 for us. They're the best people to exist /hj and will make sure to keep this blog safer because some of you randos are.. something else. I added onto this introduction draft since we needed to fit our daily validation somewhere :) - Joei
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NEW SYSTEM ALERT NEW SYSTEM ALERT WOO WOO WOO
Helllll-o!! Nice to meet you! We're the new system on the block and we're here to keep up with repairs and wall painting! (Read: We're moderation staff, so we probably won't be posting much, but we will be monitoring our inbox and any messages sent to this account! No touchey touchey! Didn't your CGs teach you if you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all?)
I'm Sun, and the system I'm part of is known as Planetary Solar! (get it? planetary solar system? aren't we clever) We as a system are in a trans, Māori body! 18 and fresh on the adulting scene! (Drinking capri-suns and eating pizza rolls, obviously!) We're known for our dinosaur capsule parties and amazing mac and cheese recipe, and we'd love to meet ya!
Me personally? Well, I'm a caregiver, daycare attendant (go figure!), part time drummer and full time cuddlebug! I like eating rice at 3am with my comfort lamps and putting glitter glue in Moon's morning coffee, (He's a robot, it doesn't hurt him, just tastes bad) and showing off the fact I'm able to fold fitted sheets! Did I mention I train service dogs? No? Well, that's because I don't, I'm supposed to but I mainly feed them snacks and cry about the puppies, but technically that's part of my job description!
Some of the fronters you can expect to see are, drumroll please...
Leo! Otherwise known as Neon Leon, this gay little turtle is known for skateboarding, sending the bee movie script at 3am to his twin brother, and being an outright river goblin that'll rob you of your left socks and spraypaint your rights so they stick to themselves. Thanks for that Leo.
Donnie! Otherwise known as... Knows way too much about uranium, or Dontron, he's best known for his keen intellect, complete lack of social cues, and his inability to wear scarves that have "too much itch".
Sans! You. You know him. He doesn't need an introduction.
Shara! The wonderful rainbow-haired menace that carves holes through your drywall to screech words forgotten by man only known by eldritch abominations affectionately if you bring up his favourite games!
Will! He's mentally ill and will tell you mean things if you're a troll.
And... Well, we'll update as we go along! For now I think that's quite a long enough explanation of us and you've probably already scrolled at least 6 posts down after seeing the length of this introduction, but hey! If you're still around, at least you know what to expect! Have a cookie, or, maybe a... Like, an apple pie if you can't have cookies. Actually apple pies and cookies have pretty similar "no-no" ingredients. Googly eyes?
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bogbees · 7 months
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ok so, i'm, insane, and in order to write that fanfic that hit me at 3am the other night, i had to draw out a floor plan. BECAUSE the fic is like, the kitsunetanuki au but like, also baginshield and howl's moving castle inspired. MEANING hobbit holes and magic curses.
this meant: finding a rather delightful reference for japanese culture circa 1910 (which is available for free online but i also bought an edition fr 1911 bc i am quite insane), having to search for tanuki's in japanese bc the english web does not care for them. refreshing my knowledge on badger dens. figuring out the history for indoor plumbing. deciding that bc badger's are hygienic they'd have figured out indoor plumbing. that since raccoon dogs and foxes don't make their own den's, an old badger one would be great. getting pissed off ab tatami mats. getting pissed off ab the kitchen in that reference book
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look at this thing. what the hell am i looking at mister jukichi inouye????
HOWEVER i'm still stumped on if i should be using an irori for this thing?? bc like, while i can figure out how to supply wood to it and figure out the chimney situation, i'm like, is this practical??
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as u can see the bottom right corner is the ✨new✨ version and i've yet to actually make a layout of it. tatami mats are so. square. why did i make circle holes. 90 degree angles are unnatural. also fuck that kitchen. hate that thing.
anyway, plot: tanjiro finds the badger hole, spruces it up, randomly finds a uh, non-responsive rengoku, tries to help him, helps him undo his curse. which makes it so that he's only "alive" when he's been ignited as if he were a fire. doesn't harm him at all, but he needs to be holding items that feed flames in order to be alive. thank god tanjiro makes charcoal for a living.
uh, more plot too. childhood promises. ghosts. maybe carbon monoxide poisoning. maybe i'll steer this into the ghost and mrs. muir territory and kill rengoku for realises and make him haunt the hobbit hole until tanjiro passes. i probably won't, but a girl can't help but to look at romantic ghost movies fr 1947 and go "oh shit, this would be perfect for my ships where one guy is dead"
they'll probably have offspring, but in that fun cabbage patch way. rengoku pulls out a sweet potato and woah what there's a baby there?! that sorta nonsense is perfect for this bullshit fairy tale
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witch-niko · 5 days
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Bleas I need help my 16yr old dog keeps waking me up at 3am I take him out before bed and feed him dinner at 6pm and yet!!! Here I am with him crying to go outside and then crying for his breakfast I want uninterrupted sleep again
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gay-writer-shit · 1 year
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prompt list!
or just a bunch of brain babies that hit me in the feels- either way, enjoy! :D
"you're like family to me"
a: "h-" b: "no."
"are you tired?"
person a does something incredibly stupid, person b sees them and thinks about how they want to spend the rest of their life with them
when a person touches someone very lightly (e.g., puts a finger on their shoulder, grazes their hand on their arm, etc.)
a: "what are you doing?" b: "I'M THE GREAT PRETENDER" (/ly)
a person quoting songs/poems/anything that rhymes and the other not realising it
"and now all my friends are dead, and gone"
"as a police officer/law-related job, no, as a human, i beg you not to"
a: "say something and mean it" b: "i love you" a: "why don't you mean it?"
genuine smiles that the other doesn't notice
a: "i'm pissed at you" b: "reasonable, good day"
a: "what're you doing?" b, mumbling: "reading" a rests their head on b's shoulder and reads along
feeding stray cats/dogs together
"hang on, lemme fix your hair/tie/dress/etc"
"go to sleep, darling, it's late"
obliviously flirting with the other and making them flustered
let's dance in the kitchen at 3am while we listen to smooth jazz and light a candle because we're in love
"you're my best friend" (bonus: if the other has feelings for them)
"don't worry, i'll keep you safe"
these words: ne'er, o'er, e'er, e'en, oft, 'tis, 'twas
"you're so sweet i hate it"
"you're so annoying i love it"
listening to old love songs (bonus: if from 50s to early 90s, and/or jazz/swing)
a: "you're dead to me" b: "i'm dead to myself"
a: "you're horrible at flirting, you know that?" b: "i'm not horrible at flirting, the person i flirt with is just an idiot"
shaking someone's hand but their hand is cold (bonus: if they don't pull away)
"good luck, wherever you end up"
a: "PAAAAIIIIN" b: "it's just a scratch don't be dramatic"
"i plan on being a disappointment tonight, i need [person] on my side, what food do they like?"
hope you guys enjoyed! i just got back from a vacation and i'm a bit tired so i'll do more later :D
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mia-vita · 2 years
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Extraordinary Attorney Woo Season Finale
As always, this episode didn't fail to make me laugh and at one point I felt so seen in this episode.
My highlights:
The Cat Analogy
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I FELT SO SEEN!!!
My cat hates me! I don't understand why since I got her when she was still a kitty, and I show nothing but love to her. 😌😒
I read in @freesiablooming post that the subtitles were wrong and Jun Ho said cat's butler no cat's owner. And that's what I call myself to my cat, I'm literally her servant.
She bites me first thing in the morning for her food if I wake up later than usual. If I don't feed her wet food for longer than I usually do she doesn't eat the dry food and lets me know by tapping me on my ankles with her sharp nails that she wants wet food. She ABSOLUTELY hates to be touched or seen by me. Lol if she is laying somewhere were she knows I can reach her she will move before I even walk by. If I grab her to hug her she would literally put her hands on my face or chest and push me away. I can go on and on about my cat signs of hate, but the point is that the analogy made me laugh because I related to it so deeply.
And I have thought sometimes about how lonely as a pet owner my cat makes me feel because I love her. I've had so many dogs and cats in my lifetime and they all loved me very much, so having her being like that towards me is a bit heartbreaking once in a while. But as Jun Ho, I still love her and she is mine until death do us part. I won't give her away and get another one just because she doesn't show me as much affection as I show her.
Also, when Woo said that cats love their owners, I questioned it a little for my case. Mine does come once in a while to be petted by me very late at "night", I'm talking like 3am, and I believe is because she feels lonely since everything is dark and off so I think that love is condinal. I don't know if she really appreciates all my hard work to keep her alive. Lol seriously, can you tell how good that analogy was for me.
The Brother
When the borther faced the mom telling her about Woo, I knew this episode was going to be great! I was like...
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One thing, I do not consider Tae a bad mom for not wanting Woo. As a woman she had that right. My issue with her is the fact that she wanted to mess with her life after finding out she was her daughter. That was a big no no for me.
Jung
I loved when he tried to do the greeting 😂 that was so cute and funny.
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And also him trying to wink at Woo. I would have given up at the first wink honestly 😂
Kwon
Lol this dude, I don't know... like I don't like him, but it wasn't like I hated him, I found him annoying. When he tried to get Woo fired, that made me pissed.
Also, when he called Jung pretty I laughed so hard, hahaha 😂
And then him trying to be part of the group and trying to fist bump Woo, lol that was funny too.
He needs to still apologize tho, but I think he is on his way there, I think he was showing he is trying to grow up a little. Although, that conversation with Tae, telling her that if there was a time that Woo wants to quit was now, that was showing he was still an idiot in progress.So I don't know, I'm conflicted, we shall see in season 2 I guess. 😅
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Jun Ho
This man is so CUTE! Seriously, that's the only word that comes out of my mouth every time he is in the screen and does one of his things. He is soooo damn cute!! And his smile is pure gold.
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When he clinked the glass with Woo 🥰 I love how that's his thing now! He makes me melt honestly. I love romance and he is the epitome of it for me, that speech he did telling her why being with her makes him happy, that was beautiful.
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For the final thoughts, I loved that the episode ended with her successfully doing the revolving door by herself. It made me emotional.
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I want to say that the struggle from episode 13 on was real. But at the end the whale made it out to breath the air. I was a bit scared after episode 15 that the end wasn't going to be good but I am very glad I was wrong.
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Do we need a Season 2?
Honestly, I don't think so. I would love to see all the relationships of the drama develope further but I am afraid that a second season won't be interesting enough. The beauty of KDramas for me is the fact that it's mostly one season. But I'll definitely see it anyways because I honestly have one question.
How does Hairy make money? 😅
Why my guy doesn't have customers? Do we need to do some advertising for you? Let us know.
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thschei · 3 months
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Okay, I was going to make this post the day it happened, but I was already really distraught & felt like typing it all out would just like push me over the edge, and I still had to survive NYE fireworks. I decided to at least wait until after the 1st, but then Life Things kept happening, so I didn't get around to it until now.
My righteous anger has mostly simmered down, so but I think it'll probably still get long, so this'll be another read more post. TW for mentions of animal death, emotional abuse, and declawing
To be 100% super duper crystal clear: I am entirely against declawing; it's unethical and cruel and inhumane. This will become abundantly clear as the post goes on, but I just have seen too many pointless disc hoarse posts filled with people who gleefully, willfully misinterpret posts for any reason to harass people. I'm not going to leave myself open to people who'd send me death threats without even reading the full post. As it is, I'm turning reblogs off bc I don't want my post about my cat dying to be reblogged, but if I need to I can turn anon/asks in general off.
So. At 11PM on the 29th of Dec my cat gets hurt, we get to the vet by 12:30, and by 3AM he died. We got home by 4:30AM and none of us could sleep. We were all still awake at 10AM, and dreading the fact that it was a 3-day weekend and we'd have to face all of it trapped with our thoughts without having our normal day-to-day routines to buffer the first 3 days.
We know a lot of energy vampire type people. Liars, manipulators, people who'd come over to our house just to steal something for funsies, abusers. One of my mom's sisters was an accessory to murder. The same one stole my mom's SSN to open credit cards with. I have more examples, but my family tree bullshit could be its own post. A lot of them are in our family and there's some my mom basically has to keep in contact with due to her job.
So, it's 10AM, and my mom is dreading the 2-5 energy-draining people who consistently text her all day long, no matter what's going on or how busy she is. She can be with a patient who's actively in the process of dying, and they'll just text her "?" repeatedly when she doesn't respond.
She decides to tell these people about our cat dying the night before, in hopes that they'll give her space. Unfortunately, abusers like these people love to violate unsaid boundaries like this, so nothing less than blocking numbers/turning off her phone would work. But it's a step towards being able to say "no" that I've been trying to help her with, so we're going to be proud of her for it.
I don't want to use this person's name because as shitty as they are, they deserve privacy, so I'm going to use her initial.
V . responds . "Oh. My sister is trying to rehome her cat, maybe you can take it?"
So let's go over the timeline again. 11PM on the 29th -> 10AM on the 30th. In less than 12 hours since our cat died, V is trying to shove her sister's cat at us. Please don't try to give her the benefit of the doubt or say she was trying to help us feel better. There's not a single thing this person does that comes without ulterior motives; I've known her since 2015. She goes to strangers' funerals so she can brag about it later. She doesn't feed her own cat wet food, not because she can't afford it, but because she'd rather buy cheap dry food at the dollar store and spend the entire rest of her money on herself, like going on cruises/vacations while I petsit her cat. (And use our own wet food for her cat because it's cruel and fucked up and genuinely a detriment to a cat's health to only feed them dry food). This suggestion was nothing short of an impulsive launch at an opportunity to make her life more convenient, by finding a new home for her sister's cat, so her sister would stop complaining or asking her to take the cat.
My family has always had pets, and I'm the youngest in our house, so by the time I was born, a lot of our pets were already getting old and sick (12-15 for dogs, 20-25 for cats). The first pet that died in my lifetime was our dog Killer, when I was 4. My dad had already died, so I didn't need any lies about going to live on a farm or something. And of course it's always sad, but we've always felt like the best thing you can do to ease that pain is take in a new pet and provide them with a home. You get mutual love and happiness from each other, and day by day it gets easier. But, like, you take in that new pet after maybe a month or so. Not a fucking day.
Before continuing, for some extra context, 2 of our cats already had been from V.
The first one, Joey, she only had for a few months before becoming convinced he was peeing all over the house (hint: it was her 20 yr old cat who had chronic kidney/urinary tract problems from being fed nothing but DRY FOOD FOR 20 YRS @%^#&*^*&@#) and offering him to my mom's sister, who ended up dying a few months after that. (We don't know why or how; coroner declined performing an autopsy.)
We call V and tell her what happened, because we don't know what to do with Joey. Her reaction is like, "Oh... hmm. Huh. That's really a shame. Let me know if you find someone who can take him."
As in, "NOT IT!"
They hang up and my mom stares blankly at her phone screen. I say we should just take him home instead of leaving him in the empty apartment and stressing about finding him a new owner.
Flash forward to December of 2020. V calls my mom crying, saying that her (now ex-)husband thinks their other cat, Smokey, peed on his expensive speakers and is threatening to divorce V unless they find a new home for Smokey. V says all the local shelters are full and when she looked into people who'll temporarily house cats for owners, they charge $200 per day. She says she needs to find Smokey a new home like, now. My mom says we'll help her find someone but V is like, her husband has Smokey locked in a cat carrier and says she won't be let out until they find her a new home, that kind of now. We're like, jesus fucking christ, silently. I mute my mom's phone and say "tell her we'll take her". I'm sure she would've said that anyway, but like, instinctual response to hearing the thing about the cat carrier.
(Btw, he divorced V the next year anyway. I wanted her to be away from him, because he's so abusive and mean. But it's so fucked up that he forced her to get rid of her cat with the threat/ultimatum of divorce, only to follow through with the threat anyway. He could've just divorced her and let her keep her cat!!! She had to deal with the heartbreak of a divorce without the comfort of a cat she spent 9 years with!!! He moved out of state, but every time I think about this, I wish I could go and break his kneecaps.)
The problem to that is that Smokey . is declawed . So she has to be separate from our other cats 24/7 for her own safety. None of our cats are very aggressive or get into "real" fights with each other, but they're still cats, with sharp teeth and claws, with predator instincts, who act on those instincts when they can tell another cat is weaker, whose instinct during a fight with another cat is to swipe at their stomach to disembowel them. That's not something you want to take a chance on. So Smokey is exclusively in my mom's bedroom. Over time, we've started to let her out for 20-30 minutes at a time with supervision, but that's the extent of what we can give her without putting her in danger, and it can't be done while doing chores like taking the trash out or doing the dishes. All because V declawed her fucking cats. (Not Joey, but only because he wasn't with her for very long.)
Okay, with that context established, let's go back to V texting us on Dec 30th.
Of course, we could rehome her to someone who didn't have other pets, but she spent 9 years with V, and has now spent 4 years with us. She's a 13 year old all-grey short-hair cat with a bald patch on her belly and on her front legs and below her ears, so it'd probably take a very long time to find someone who'd pick her over a cute kitten, and even longer stuck in a shelter if they had room. And if we had chosen not to be her permanent home, we would've been keeping her at arms' length the entire time, trying not to get attached.
How would that be fair to Smokey? She deserves a life where she spends as many days possible feeling wanted and loved and safe. That's what I set out to do, and I think I've achieved it as much as I possibly could, around her being declawed. I do love her and want her. And I do keep her safe, obviously. I spend as much time as I can with her; we cuddle, we play, we watch birds, I share food with her (when it's safe for cats, obv). With V she was always hiding under the bed and never meowed, just came out to eat. With us, she never hides, purrs non-stop, and is very very vocal. She gets wet food and treats, she sits in the middle of the bed like she owns the place. She gets to be a cat.
I leave my room to go check on my mom. She relays me the text. I say . "What the fuck is wrong with her? It hasn't even been a day."
I ask, "Is V's sister's cat declawed?"
We, like, talk about what a transparently selfish and inconsiderate person V is. I tell my mom I'm gonna try to sleep, but then I stop in the middle of the room.
It's a balancing act to watch out for 1 declawed cat with our other cats, so it would take more mental energy to strategize life around 2 declawed cats, especially with how often I'm asked to petsit. You have to factor in how much time you can spend out petsitting (I usually spend 5 hours there at a time), time you can spend with the Have Claws group of pets (including a dog), and time you can spend with the No Claws pet.
Despite the... misconceptions about cats being detached and aloof, they want (and need) to spend time with you. They want to cuddle, they want to hang out in the same room, they want to hear your voice, they want to play, they want to snooze in the presence of someone they feel safe around; they love you. Same as with dogs.
My mom says she'll find out.
I get some sleep, then I wake up. My mom tells me that no, V's sister's cat is not declawed; she can't find anyone in the state to do it. That's why she wants to rehome the cat.
",,,, How could anyone say that without being ashamed?"
My mom shrugs. "I don't know. I told her, 'wow, we're sitting here miserable because we wish we had our cat back, and your sister wants to get rid of hers because she can't mutilate it' I don't think she liked that because she stopped texting me back."
We laughed.
Silence is telling, you know? V's 20 year old cat died last year, and my mom and I spent months hoping to god that she wouldn't get a new cat, because we didn't want her to declaw it. She swore up and down she regretted doing it to her other cats and would never do it again, but she's also a liar. So after she did get a new cat, my mom and I have checked to see if she still has claws every time we go over. So far she does... but probably because V can't find anyone to do it either.
But then it stopped being so funny when I realized it was probably only a matter of time before one or both of them crossed state lines to look for a vet who'd do it. We can't exactly steal V's cat, but if we take in her sister's cat, we can save it from happening.
I don't really have a good way to finish this. We'd rather take in a cat off the street or from a shelter than have Three cats that came from the same asshole, but if V's sister does declaw her cat, we'll feel responsible for it happening, even if we know it's not our fault.
I just wanted to post about how fucking insane it is to try to pawn off your (sibling's) cat less than 24 hours after someone's cat died. She's almost 70 and has no mental illnesses; she knows better. She's just an asshole.
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Trip Report (of sorts)
I've basically filled my quota for extra conversation for the year, and my quota of extra television.
Allergens are different up north (I knew that already, but was reminded). My sinuses were bitchy the whole time I was there, and now that I'm home again, they've gone bitchy again (which is basically that they're twice as bad in this state, so it's worse).
I had to feed chickens on this trip. My dear brother neglected to mention that part until after we arrived at the house and he got around to mentioning it and showing me what I'd need to do. Too bad I can't think up a decent prank against him.
[The last time I was around live chickens was as a child, when my paternal grandfather had some at his place up the road, and I remember that fuckin' bantam rooster who attacked me. I should have kicked it.]
Those chickens aren't old enough yet to lay eggs, so at least I didn't have to deal with that. (Next year, though? Eeeeee!)
One cat went wonky, and one dog. I am not a dog person. (Somewhere in those ten days I pointed out my mother's hypocrisy when she complained about being licked by a cat because who knows where those tongues have been, and I pointed out just what I've seen dogs eating, up to and including "crunchy snacks" from a cat's litter box.)
I also vaguely embarrassed myself at the post office when I went in to mail a package my brother shoved at us before he left for the airport. I've clearly been away from New England too long to not connect "no postal workers at the desk" and "there is a bell".
The guy who came in after me quite sensibly asked if I'd binged it.
And then the lady helping me said I needed to put a return address on the package, and all I could remember was the street address. I called my mother (who was waiting in the car—she has mobility issues) to get the rest of it. Geez. I was polite, though, and thanked the lady postal worker for being patient with me.
Flight there was fine.
Flight back? Haw. I woke up at 3am (because my flight was at six) to see a notification that there was a three hour delay—a solid guarantee that I would miss my connecting flight. I had (originally) a three hour layover. Yeah, not anymore. (And later I got a notification that first flight was bumped another hour.)
Spent three hours on hold with the airline, but finally rang through and the nice lady bumped me to another airline. I got home just fine, thankfully.
Doesn't mean I didn't spend those three hours freaking out and spending way too much time in the garage vaping more than usual.
I will say I hate the phone app for United, though. American Airlines has a much nicer app. I think Delta's is nicer, too.
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3.3.23 Friday
8:18 am
This Uncle Jun is fake, not standing up to feed the dogs but angels he did this to John and Neko... But he can't actually manage....Coz all of the dogs were given to him by Uncle DD and Aunt Karen were all dead... He is fake...
It is not easy to have a pregnant dog... Expenses and everything...
I feel bitter... I can't be successful....I feel hurt. Something is always wrong with him or them... I wanna have yaya again....There are fake observer's on me...
They can't go up, I was the real one who got yaya's...
But this 2am until 3am Uncle Jun fixed in a way the cage coz puppies are able to go out on their own and crying...
If I'm not here probably all dogs died with Uncle Jun and he will never move at all...I knew him... Motivated only by me,angels...4 or 5 small dogs given by Uncle DD and Aunt Karen , 3 shitsu white, black and dark brown, 1 toy poodle and coton de tulear... On different time, all were dead by the hands of Uncle Jun... Time that Uncle DD thrown me at the side of my biological father... I wasn't here, so many plans from the past 16 years to damage me...
I hate cheap/chipay2x, I asked uncle DD for a puppies cage an after birth whelping box,Uncle DD told me that they don't have enough budget and we will sell it soon... Fine! They don't have budget....What can I do? I'm bum, their holding onto me for 16 years... Nobody can be on a good platform but me.... Love me or hate me, I know things that I deserve!
Coz I told Uncle DD,that I'm gonna put the puppies inside their new house for awhile every night coz they are started to cry and able to climb up the cage door that Uncle Jun made... Uncle DD told me that some of puppies will cut their tails coz they look so much alike of their mother Neko the rottweiler. I think there are 2 puppies who looks like mother Neko... So,it needs space coz it will be hellish bloody according to them... My ideal thingy is to actually have a whelping box and even the after birth whelping box... But there is no budget for it? Hope God and Angels can help me to pass this obstacle made by Uncle Jun...
Love me or hate me this is me...My memory went back and I'm not a bad person...I have other plans supposed to be.....There are group who are trapping me for 16 years,they always made me a child and they had fun and I have no happy moments since 2007...
10:31 am
Uncle Jun is still sleeping, I remember he said last night that "I feel cold"....Probably he is sick or something....
My personal case:
I need a career angels and to earn money seriously....I have plans for my baby John and we need money here and me as an individual I have the right to be successful coz I'm a college graduate angels...
10:54 am
I wanna wolf as new sister or brother of John if God will allow me to be wealthy and a raccoon.
So,pretty...
11:18 am
Uncle Jun is awaken already and said to me "I'm not eating pork liver".... I said that is our food meal for lunch... Now,he is cooking tonkatsu for our dinner...
11:58 am
Done,eating with my baby John... Uncle Jun cooked his beef steak for tomorrow not the tonkatsu later... I told him, the beef steak that he cooked this lunch that will be his food meal tomorrow lunch... Yeah! Everything here is budgeted now....
12:04 noon
Why is it always the reason of someone's death in the house was in the bathroom slip and fall just like the husband of Mommy Linda Arnan, that was my elderly patient.... Not good...
youtube
4:29 pm
I still have the windblow trap... It is weird day....I still wanna buy starbucks everyday...
I feel frustrated....Thinking of money and job... Wanna leave the hometown...
8:58 pm
I feel bitter,I still have the windblow trap....I wanna do a lot of things such as foot spa, collagen shots on my feet and butt... I feel irritated... I'm thinking of money!
Wanna see donkey and camel....I feel fat and ugly... I wanna dress-up and buy starbucks everyday!!! Our dog show,me and my baby John...
I want my own kingdom... I wanna crown...
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