I’ll be feeling sooo skinny and then I stand next to my sister in the mirror and it all feels pointless
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Something about how the rise turtles communicate with Karai in comparison to how the IDW boys communicate with Tang Shen
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BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL GAY NO HOMO’D IN PARKING LOT
This is loosely based off events that happened to be recently. Except in my case, it was, “you have a lovely figure,” which promptly turned into a barrage of comments on the quality of my butt from my two asshole roommates. Poor girl was flustered
Stan is just as flustered, but for vastly different reasons. He thinks he was struck by a purely aesthetic attraction for a hot minute. Just a solid appreciation for a good butt. That’s totally not gay, Kenny
Spoiler alert: it’s super gay
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Then don't tell me what the cotton candy lobster means.
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She was sitting at the kitchen table, a glass of water in her hands. She did not drink it.
They stood in the doorway, arms crossed. “It’s three in the morning. Why are you up?”
She didn’t raise her eyes, instead sighing, “It’s 2:57. I could ask the same of you.”
They sat down. “How are you feeling?”
She looked at her hands. “My nail polish is chipped.”
“So?”
“It’s chipped,” she repeated, turning her hands so they could see. “I could go over it, with another layer of polish. Try to even it out. It would look ok from a distance. But if you were to run your finger over it, you’d feel a little bump. You’d know where the old polish stops and the new polish starts.” Her voice was casual and her eyes stayed down.
“I think,” she continued, “It would be better, to remove the nail polish entirely. Clean slate. I don’t want to look at them like this.”
They tilted their head, considering. “I don’t know. I kind of like the chipped polish look. It’s says you’ve been places, you do things. It shows you’ve got experience in the world.”
She finally met their gaze. “I think you should keep them like that. It might grow on you.” They stood to leave.
She looked down again, the hint of a smile on her lips, and took a sip of her water.
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it really does bother me how no one can seem to answer the question “what even is romantic attraction, really.” like some people are like “it’s who you wanna kiss and cuddle <3” and I’m like ok well kisses and cuddles can be either sexual or platonic depending on context. “It’s who you feel passion/desire/arousal for” well that just sounds like sexual attraction which you can have without even knowing somebody so I fail to see how that’s romantic. “It’s who you want to go on dates with” I go on dates with friends all the time plus “date” is a social construct anyway there’s really no innate difference between a date and hanging out. “it’s who you have deep feelings for” great news for you that can be literally any type of relationship. my friend told me she defined it as “who you wanna give roses to” and I’m like do u hear urself??? like the more I talk to people the more I’m convinced romance and romantic attraction is an elaborate socially fabricated illusion that has no real defining characteristics. and like there’s nothing Wrong with it being a constuct but why people are so attached to defending the supremacy of it is something I cannot for the life of me figure out
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(after saying anything): why did i say anything? this could be misconstrued as meaning something
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Your name is always on the tip of my tongue. I carry you with me.
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i feel like social media has warped people’s perception of conflict in relationships by making you think that any minor fuck up is the end of the world and everyone is secretly a narcissist manipulator with sinister motives, because actually in real life you just say “i’m sorry, that was a bad thing, i shouldn’t have done that” and the other person says “thank you for apologising” and then that’s the end of it
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