#isabella plays tw3

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my angry take of the night is that quest items that literally can’t be removed from your inventory shouldn’t be allowed to contribute toward your inventory weight 😡

#GRRRR #isabella plays tw3 #but this is also relevant to #skyrim

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the witcher is a nightmare for completionists like me 😩

#seeing all the little ? markers in the water around the skellige isles #i want to die #and yet i must go to them #every. single. one. #isabella plays tw3

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orlais: who are you

toussaint: i’m you but stronger

#isabella plays tw3 #blood and wine #the witcher 3 #orlais #toussaint #i’m very funny obviously

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my Gamer Curse™️ is that every time geralt passes an unlit torch or brazier i have to light it. i don’t know why. i cannot leave them unlit. geralt said “let there be light bitches”

#why am i like this #isabella plays tw3

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geralt’s himbometer really goes from 0 to 100 once he’s hanging around yen and i like that in a man

#isabella plays tw3

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i genuinely do not know when i started playing the witcher 3 but i suspect it was over a year ago now. anyway i just finished. 😶

#isabella plays tw3

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bruh i fucking lost my mind when i was sailing to hindarsfjall and a FUCKING WHALE TAIL CAME UP AND ALMOST HIT MY BOAT

#like i knew whales were around bc of the whale graveyard #but i didn’t know they’d be LITERALLY IN THE WATER #isabella plays tw3

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“i can’t believe toussaint is just witcher france fuck this” —me, literally french

#isabella plays tw3

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i see that anna henrietta and sylvia anna suffer from Farkas and Vilkas Syndrome. in that they’re fucking siblings who grew up together and yet have completely different accents.

#isabella plays tw3

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i am once again asking to not get motion sickness playing the witcher

#it’s the swimming i swear #and the witcher senses mode #always does me dirty #isabella plays tw3

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making geralt swim too much gave me motion sickness 😔

#isabella plays tw3 #i feel like 🤡 i had to stop playing ksjdkfkd

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bawling my fucking eyes out during vesemir’s funeral lads

#play the witcher they said it will be fun they said #i am SOBBING #isabella plays tw3

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i’m never into vampires but dettlaff is kinda hot idk

#isabella plays tw3