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crueclown22 · 30 days
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chewing the walls rn
mick softly braiding Nikki’s hair, making sure to not tug too hard because he knows that Nikki doesn’t really like to be touched when he’s upset
nikki ending up liking it, so as soon as he works up the courage to do it, he asks mick to put little braids in his hair, and mick does, just those two little braids in front. mick leaves for a moment, coming back with little charms to attach to the braids..like a little bass charm or a guitar charm. Nikki secretly loves it so he asks mick to keep doing it because he himself doesn’t know how to braid..reluctantly of course, but mick sees right through him. he’s literally seen nikki braid hair but doesn’t say anything.
the fans take notice to nikki’s new look and gifts him little charms regularly now, so he still has mick put all the little charms in his braid in the guise that he ‘doesn’t know how to braid..’
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turtleofdamascus · 9 months
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Oppenheimer cast making me realize that all the scientists I learned in school actually knew each other and lived during the same period (Einstein, Heisenberg, Bohr, Feynman, Gödel…). It seems like some bizarre crossover fanfic but it’s real tho lmao. Sorry this sounds so dumb.
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mariana-oconnor · 1 year
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i-must-feel · 7 months
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Trust issues by Evelyn
Painted on a micheals craft store canvas with cheap acrylic paint. Style: impressionist
I was gonna sell prints and stuff but I literally don’t know how. I feel like shit. Comment if I should?
Uhhhh this is of a girl asleep on a mattress in an abandoned house. Her names Chelsea. There’s police lights in the window that light up the dark room and make everything look really colorful and pretty. Is Chelsea dead? Idk I think she’s just tired. Whatever. They’ll come for her soon anyway. Why waste the effort getting up to meet them when the lights look so pretty?
Does this sound dumb?
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starshine-wagner · 9 months
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allow me to muse on the very basic reality that meeting the guys in person is wild because they really are just… them? like they speak and ur like oh. yeah. huh. that IS how you talk! I am familiar with that sound of your voice except this time you’re speaking to ME. and then their faces really do look like the faces we look at on here. and it’s like wow huh you really DO look like that! but now I can see it close up and it’s very nice
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zappedbyzabka · 1 year
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daniel gets the right to fuck and breed johnny, since he won the tournament.
Fair
Johnny watches in defeat as people run up to Daniel, surrounding him joyfully. He scans the audience; nobody is there for him, but maybe that's a blessing; fewer people to disappoint.
He walks over, grabs the trophy, and hands it to Daniel. "You're alright, LaRusso!"
Daniel doesn't even look at him. In fact, nobody but an enraged Kreese is looking at him. Johnny feels sick. He lost, which means he's useless, which means that nobody will care to have him around anymore. Johnny grits his teeth and does his best to hold back the tears threatening to fall. He just wants to make someone proud for once.
Johnny looks back at Daniel, and to his surprise, Daniel is looking at him too, with a small, kind smile on his face. Johnny turns away, tears starting to spill uncontrollably as he runs to the locker room.
Johnny slides down to sit on the locker room floor, covering his face with his hands and biting his lip so hard it bleeds. What's the point?
Johnny jerks in surprise when someone's hand rests on his shoulder. He looks up; it's Daniel.
"Everybody's leaving. I'm sure your parents are waiting for you."
Johnny brings his knees to his chest and rests his chin on them, tears wetting the fabric of his gi pants. "Nobody is waiting for me."
Daniel rubs Johnny's arm comfortingly. "Do you need a ride home? I'm sure Mr. Miyagi won't mind. "
Johnny sniffs. "I'd rather jump off a bridge."
Daniel sighs. "Johnny, can I hug you?"
Johnny hugs his knees tighter to his chest, nodding his head slightly. Daniel wraps his arms around Johnny and rests his cheek on Johnny's head. "What can I do to get you to come with me?"
"You could tell me how to make you smile at me again," Johnny thinks.
Johnny stares at the ground. He's already lost all his pride, and most likely all his friends too. He might as well go for it.
"Fuck me," he says finally.
Daniel pulls away, eyes wide. "W-what?"
Johnny rolls his eyes. "Get your ears cleaned out, twerp. I said I want you to fuck me."
Daniel gulps and looks down at himself guiltily with a red face. Johnny follows his gaze, and...Daniel is hard.
Johnny smirks. "Well? Are you going to or not?"
Daniel's eyes flit around the room, looking like he's thinking a million things at once, then he looks back at Johnny. "You'll come with me if I do? Not that I wouldn't want to fuck you any wa- " Daniel cuts himself off and rests his face in his hands. "Please don't laugh."
Johnny laughs. "Yes, if you hold me down, fuck me, and cum inside me; then I'll come with you. Deal? "
Daniel takes a few deep breaths, gaining his composure, then wraps his arms around Johnny. "Deal. But you have to let me take care of that bruise on your face after."
Johnny can't say no to that.
(Sorry idk how it turned into angst lol)
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Mortal kombat. Everything is the same, but everyone taking care of this one kid that somehow got sended in accidentaly
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milfyspamton · 2 years
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thinkin abt just using a family member’s paypal for accepting funds lol
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mamatater · 3 months
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
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yeehawpim · 7 months
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a comic about fix-it fanfics
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captainjonnitkessler · 4 months
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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erinsintra · 6 months
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such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that
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nonetoon · 6 months
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tyanis · 8 months
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Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...
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mr-malumm · 2 months
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Caught spying on his hate boyfriend
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ruushes · 4 months
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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)
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