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tyrograph · 4 years
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Fandom Saves (part 7/8)  
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For the past year, I have been working on this little comic about how GO Fandom hit me like a runaway train and changed my life.  (My erotic life, specifically, but this comic is sfw.)  
I do realize this bit isn’t specifically about Good Omens. 😏
Final update coming soon!  (And to think I originally planned to spend only a month on this whole thing …)
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aziraphales-library · 2 years
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Hello! Thank you for doing the lord's work, I discovered some amazing fics thanks to this blog, and I'm so so grateful! I was wondering if there are fics where Aziraphale takes care of / bathes / soothes Crowley's burned feet after the church scene? Thank you again <3
Hi! We’re so happy you like the blog. Here are a bunch of feet washing fics set after the 1941 church scene...
Reverberations by MrsMoosie (T)
After the bombs fall in 1941, Crowley finds he is in need of more care than for the burns on his feet.
Kiss It Better by KannaOphelia (T)
Might as well admit it all. Well, not all. Probably not the right moment for I love you, I've always loved you, you took my world when you walked away, my reason for not even caring that I've been damned, I've been stalking you like the creepy demon I'm supposed to be ever since, do you know you're beautiful? "I thought you were saying we were nothing to each other, and I said things I didn't mean. I'm sorry, all right?" There was a long moment in which Crowley stared at his hands on the steering wheel, waiting for Aziraphale to say something. Counting breaths. Six breaths. Seven, eight... "I have first aid supplies in the bookshop. Come along now, don't dawdle, dear boy." "Yeah. Yeah, right. Fine. If you like." * * * The obligatory post-Church bombing scene every Good Omens author must write. With foot-kissing.
As I Have Loved You by summerofspock (T)
Aziraphale takes care of Crowley's burned feet after the church scene.
Deus Ibi Est by missgiven (G)
At the church in 1941, Crowley saves Aziraphale, but hurts himself badly in the process.
Aziraphale tends to Crowley's injured feet, inadvertently echoing John 13:4-5.
(Or: a foot-washing fic.)
Color Me Free by small_blue_owl (G)
When the bomb went off, Aziraphale was calm. Collected. Sure.
It wasn’t until a leather bag of books was placed in his hands by a certain demon that Aziraphale realized the bomb that had gone off in his heart. And in the burning ruins and clouds of smoke, something new appeared. Something soft yet powerful, something gloriously, impossibly, dangerously true. Something that had been caged in his heart for centuries and only just now had been given wings.
-or- Aziraphale comes to a realization after the incident in 1941
The Self-Informing Clavier Player by Jackie Thomas (NR)
There is pacing, peering out of windows, disturbing the books, rifling through the books, mis-shelving the books. He wanders about on the ceiling for a while until the shop bell rings and Aziraphale shoos him down with a broom.
Crowley shelters from Hell in the bookshop.
Let Me Shelter You by TogetherAgain (NR)
This was supposed to be a brief history of the umbrella, Ineffable style. It was also supposed to be pure fluff.
I have no idea how that 1941 post-church scene got into the history of the umbrella. I swear it's not my fault.
Mild CW for indirect references to mustard gas, panic attacks, and the Holocaust, but I promise this is MOSTLY happy, and it should leave you feeling warm and fuzzy.
By the time Crawley became Crowley, he had a collection of objects he had made by hand, in times and places all over the world, all with the hope of someday pretending it was his wing that he was holding over Aziraphale. He hadn’t been able to do so with any of them, but that was hardly going to stop him from trying.
Crowley’s Roman parasol eventually joined the rest of his collection of Things Intended to Give Aziraphale Shelter, Which Have Never Done Their Job. It was a very impressive collection.
The Touch of Your Hand by EdosianOrchids901 (T)
After a moment of casual contact in Rome, Crowley realizes that he’s touch-starved. He dreams about holding Aziraphale’s hand or—even better—hugging him. But Aziraphale is an angel, and Crowley is a demon. And demons don’t deserve hand holding or hugs…do they?
- Mod D
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lady-divine-writes · 2 years
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Good Omens - “Dangerous Waters” (Rated PG13)
Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley's honeymoon gets waylaid by an amorous dolphin named Zafar.
And it's all Crowley's fault. (954 words)
Notes: Written for @summerofspock's Ineffably Sweet (and Spicy) February prompt 'love languages'. Yeah, I know it's late XD
Read on AO3.
"Really, dear?" Aziraphale sighs as he surveys the commotion, a smile shadowing the corner of his mouth in spite of himself. Of all the asinine situations he imagined himself ending up in now that he had officially married Crowley, this was definitely not one of them. 
"This is more Mother Nature's fault than mine!" Crowley crosses his arms over his chest, jutting out his lower lip like a petulant child and not a powerful demon. From the stories Crowley tells, a great many demons pout when they don't get their way. Only their tantrums are accompanied by death and mayhem.
In Crowley's case, shredded flora, open drunkenness, and animal possession.
The latter being the case here.
A wail of alarm rings out, pulling Aziraphale's focus. He spots the instrument of havoc instantly: a bottlenose dolphin cutting through the water, making like a bullet straight for a lone kayaker. Aziraphale knows he really should do something to stop this, but it's much like watching a train accident unfold.
It can be entertaining in a morbid way... 
...as long as it's not your train.
"But you do claim some responsibility for this mess?" Aziraphale asks.
"Well, yeah. Naturally," Crowley says with infuriating smugness. What he has done would be considered quite the accomplishment by any mischief-loving demon. Aziraphale accepts that. It's what he married into.
Just not on their honeymoon.
Despite the kayaker's valiant effort to paddle away, the dolphin catches up with him and overturns his boat. Aziraphale flinches on the man's behalf. 
"How at fault would you say you are? Give me a rough estimate."
"Ten, maybe twelve percent?"
"Fine." Aziraphale snaps his fingers, sending the kayaker and his vessel far away before the inevitable. No one is safe in the water at the moment. Crowley made certain of that. "I am blaming you for approximately thirteen percent of this kerfuffle."
"Thirteen! Why thirteen? I put the cap at twelve!"
"Because, ultimately, you're the reason I get to play audience to this particular blasphemy when I could have happily spent the rest of my existence not!" But Aziraphale's argument loses steam when he snorts out the last word. He hadn't intended to. He has been trying to play up his frustration. 
It isn't difficult. 
After knowing Crowley for 6000 years, he's had plenty of practice. 
But he puts a hand over his mouth, coughing to cover a laugh when a passing tour guide explains to a troupe of disgruntled tourists that no, they won’t be allowed to bathe in the crystal blue waters off the shore of Landevennec today. 
The shoreline has been closed off, thanks to Zafar. 
Zafar is a local dolphin popular with tourists and residents alike for his friendliness and easygoing nature. He accompanies swimmers during their morning laps, lets bathers grab his dorsal fin to give them rides, eats fish out of their hands, that sort of thing.
But not today.
Today the pesky critter is in heat.
"I thought you admired dolphins," Crowley tries.
"Admire is one thing. Watching this randy porpoise assault bathers is quite another!"
"Actually, dolphins and porpoises are not the same..." Crowley bites his tongue when Aziraphale's blistering gaze snaps his way and latches on. Crowley clears his throat repentantly. "Sorry, sorry. But you were the one lamenting the throngs of tourists quote/unquote ruining our honeymoon. You said you wanted peace and quiet. An idyllic getaway from the burden that is worrying about the needs of humans. Those were your exact words. And I wanted you to have the perfect holiday. So..." A scream cuts through Crowley's excuse, stopping it cold. He clears his throat again, but his voice still cracks. 
No. It squeaks. "I took care of it."
"By setting loose a horny dolphin?"
"Twelve percent at fault, remember?"
"Why don't you call him off then?"
Crowley glances away - to the sky, his feet, the shimmering waters, vacant except for a few foolhardy souls. "I...can't control him."
Aziraphale raises an accusing brow while his stomach aches from a need to laugh. "You can't?"
“Uh, ngk, no. No, I can’t.”
“Why the Heaven not?”
Crowley loosens his collar, tugging till the buttons come close to popping. “He, uh, refuses to do wot I say."
At that, Aziraphale nearly loses it altogether. Another scream and a forboding splash signal how serious things have gotten, how quickly the chaos has progressed, but Aziraphale can't help a snicker. 
It's too ridiculous to think about. 
And in the center of it all, his poor husband, who tried so hard to give Aziraphale the quaint afternoon he wanted: a picnic on the beach and several hours of uninterrupted reading set against a backdrop of soothing waves and singing shorebirds. He should scold Crowley about interfering with the mating habits of innocent animals. But he doesn’t want to see his husband suffer. 
Not on their honeymoon.
Not yet, at least. 
Crowley's love language is Acts of Service.
Aziraphale intends on putting that to the test in other, more intimate ways.
As soon as they sort out this mess.
"I see." Aziraphale weeds his arm through his husband’s and starts leading him away from the beach. His perfect picnic can wait for another day. 
One with less terror incited. 
He snaps his fingers behind his back to set the hormonal dolphin and the traumatized bathers back to right. “Good thing I know a much better spot for quiet reflection."
"Yeah?" Crowley sniffs, disappointed at what a disaster the afternoon has been. His heart was in the right place. It's his execution that needs a little work. "And where's that?"
Aziraphale rests his head on his husband's shoulder as they stroll away from the crowded beach sans amorous animal. "Our hotel room."
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kookaburra-laugh · 2 years
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wip fics you should read
as promised, a collection of fics in progress that i follow and you should too. some of these update regularly and some of them dont. the adventure is in the journey as much as the destination
Anatomy 101 by Fyre | @amuseoffyre E 84.5k+
what started as a bit of a how-to manual with hands on demonstration has since developed feelings. azirapahle and crowley through the many years learning new things about their bodies together
An Oddly Mesmerizing Display by ZehWulf | @zehwulf E 14k+
an a/b/o but based on bower birds instead of wolves. crowley wins a date with aziraphale via charity auction and is quite annoyed with how smitten he actually is.
Evergreen by summerofspock | @summerofspock NR 12k+
a continuation of watermark, following older woman aziraphale and college professor crowley as they build their relationship
Heaven To Touch by mia_ugly | @mia-ugly E 9k+
good omens set to the tune of 10 things i hate about you. pining through the ages
Hot Sugar by summerofspock | @summerofspock E 26.5k+
a sugar daddy au with a twist. rich young aziraphale has a few free months before he heads to america for his degree, and he doesn't want to spend them alone.
Lest They Be Flatmates in Disguise by TheOldAquarian | @theoldaquarian E 12k+
how to sum up the hilarity and wit of this work? crowley and aziraphale are not yet acquainted and due to ethereal/ occult payroll cuts are both looking for someone to house with. they've also both been rather disappointed in their love lives recently, but thats neither here nor there, surely?
Liebestraum by mia_ugly | @mia-ugly E 10k+
the romantic pianist slow burn of your dreams
Look Not Too Deep by mortifyingideal | @mortifyingideal M 32k+
rival assassins and terribly-in-love husbands put in a lot of work to keep the truth of their day jobs hidden from one another. but it feels like someone has started to pull at the strings...
Loosely Ballroom by marginalia_device, mortifyingideal | @mortifyingideal M 139k+
strictly come dancing, and bring along a load of yearning, a dash of enemies to friends to lovers, a heap of stunning choreography and costumes, and some hot stepping to save your job and you've got yourself some ineffable sweethearts
Mark of the Serpent by NaroMoreau, summerofspock | @naromoreau @summerofspock E 76k+
crown prince aziraphale has been captured and has found himself the personal pleasure beta of king crowley. aziraphale must keep his identity, and his growing feelings, a secret. an a/b/o royal au
nothing is ever anyone's fault by weatheredlaw | @weatheredlaw E 4k+
the wedding date au. a week spent with boyfriend-for-hire crowley while attending aziraphale's sister's wedding in the beautiful countryside will be a perfectly platonic, no feelings affair. it's just an arrangement
Or Be Nice by charlottemadison | @charlottemadison42 E 120k+
asshole neighbor crowley and an aziraphale who's trying to get back on his feet after a very abrupt lifestyle change. petty rivalry fuels the fire in this enemies to lovers human au
such rebel blood by curtaincall | @fremulon T 31k+
a direct sequel to the many-venomed earth. best selling author crowley and lord aziraphale cross paths after a found body adds a bit too much realism to a murder mystery party.
sweetest words remain by weatheredlaw | @weatheredlaw E 15.5k+
the continuation of my ultimate comfort fic with all your delights. king of the south crowley has a lot of growth and recovery ahead of him, but he's never alone on the journey
Talk about the weather by nightbloomingcereus | @moondawntreader M 20k+
storm chaser crowley and local weatherman aziraphale have a very professional relationship, full of flirting and bickering and the occasional longing glance
Waking Up Slow by the_moonmoth | @themoonmothwrites E 76k+
a deliciously slow burn between two unsuspecting housemates who quarantine together. i cannot over emphasize how deeply my emotions run for this.
and lastly, a fic i've been watching for years
Rags of Time by Iolanthe 8 | T 42k+
howl's moving castle, from howl's pov before sophie shows up. bookverse. an inside look at our favorite disaster wizard as he establishes himself in ingary. i check on this fic every few months, i love it so
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infinitevariety · 3 years
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Concussions were easy. Crowley had had so many concussions. Right then, she was rather focused on the fact that Aziraphale had taken her hand and was looking down at her with concern. “Oh, you poor dear. I’m sorry. This is all my fault.”
Roller Derby Queen by @summerofspock
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Five Fave Fics or Works!
Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 favourite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, meta, etc) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you’ve brought into the world. Tag as many writers/artists/etc as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works! 
Reblog and then write your own!
Thanks to @oabsalom for tagging me! I'm tagging @podfixx @aethelflaedladyofmercia @krakensdottir @summerofspock @sidetrek
Good Omens has inspired me to write more meta than ever before. So I'm going to talk about fic and meta in my list.
1. Great Omens (M, >50,000 words and growing, on AO3 here): Great Omens is my big labour of love this year. It is a full-blown sequel to Good Omens set thirty years into the future and it chronicals the lead up to The Big One (Heaven/Hell vs Humanity). There is a second book of prophesies, mysterious twins, big questions and a whole lot of shenanigans with Aziraphale and Crowley. I think Great Omens is the best thing I've ever written to date. It is a WIP at the moment (but I've finished the first draft). It is going to be well over 100,000 words when finished.
2. Nice (E, 2989 words, on AO3 here): a smutty little one-shot that has Crowley and Aziraphale re-enact the wall slam scene in a bit of consensual non-con role play. It was made into a pod-fic by the lovely @podfixx (on AO3 here)
3. In the mood for you (E, 6074 on AO3 here): another smutty one-shot. Set post Armageddon, Aziraphale signals his interest in erotic exploits with a book (naturally!!). The scene that develops is inspired by the first Ritz lunch. And then... Well, they just wouldn't stop having sex. Its my fault they won't stop having sex?
4. The Cult of Heaven, the silence of God and several surpring implications (G, META, 3777 words, on AO3 here): I have written so much meta for GO. Far more than for any other fandom. I developed ideas in my meta that formed the building blocks for Great Omens. This meta starts with the idea that Heaven is a cult and ends up with a few surprising implications.
5. Rainbow Serpent (G, ficlet, on AO3 here): Written to a writing prompt on the OLHTS discord, Rainbow Serpent is a fix-it of the horrible and quite racist actually, scene in the book where Aziraphale, searching for a receptive body, finds himself in Australia. It was very satisfying to fix!! Made into a podfic by Literarion (on AO3 here)
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spirkpride · 5 years
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My Fave Spirk Fics
(!) = Smut
(*) = I love this fic and have gone back to re-read multiple times
(-) = Short fic
(|) = Long Fic
Listening Skills by Aelimir (-)
K/S. Spock has concluded that the Captain doesn't listen to him. Uhura, as the communications officer, disagrees. What is the real problem? AU set before "Into Darkness." Rating changed due to reviewer suggestion. :)
Thy Soul, Alight In The Dark by Aerlalaith (|)
When disgraced former Starfleet captain and current salvage runner James T. Kirk stumbles upon what appears to be an abandoned Vulcan research vessel on the edge of Federation Space, he thinks he’s finally found some luck. The state of the ship and the fate of her original crew however, turn what was supposed to have been a standard day’s work into something quite a bit stranger. As Kirk and his crew debate if they can—or should—wake a sleeping survivor, it soon becomes clear that the nightmare is just beginning.
In Another World by ashayamspirk (!)
Starfleet believed Jim Kirk was destined for command. Jim Kirk would prefer to leave his father's long Starfleet reputation behind him and dedicate himself to xeno-botany. Offered a position to work on hybrid plants on Vulcan, Jim is put into contact with a tutor, the blind xenolinguistics professor, Spock. It's only after meeting him that Jim realizes how he and Spock are connected, and why the Vulcan hates him so much.But then fate has other ideas, and long after Jim leaves earth for Vulcan, they're thrown into each other's paths once again.
Designated by ashayamspirk (!)
“I would like you to read over the contract and consider what you are agreeing to before you sign,” Spock says, and reaches for the PADD on the table.And because Jim is an absolute dipshit who thinks nothing through ever at all, he just shrugs and uses his fingers to scroll to the bottom, signs, and hits send. Amok Time AU
Vulcan Keeping and Other Problems by t_3po (*)
Where's the manual for raising nerdy young Vulcans chasing after local bad boys when you actually need it?
I Will Have This by ashayamspirk (!) (series has been discontinued, consider the first story in the series a one shot)
Just as she finished adding a small box of sweets to her items, she felt a tug on the sleeve of her robe. Turning, she had a smile prepared, and a praise on the tip of her tongue for whatever item her son had chosen. That turned into a sharp gasp when she realized that carefully ensconced in her son’s arms was not any item for sale in the shop, but a very human baby. “Mother, I will have this.”
Something Smart To To by kianspo (|) (!)
In which Jim finds himself fake-married to his first officer every other month. It's not his fault. Mostly. Dowries and Klingons are involved. Starfleet is decidedly not amused.
When You’re Making Other Plans by lah_mrh
Jim always thought the absence of a soulmark on his arm meant he didn't have a soulmate. When he and Spock team up to take down Nero, he discovers how wrong he was.
Somewhere to Begin by jouissant (|)
Everything's fine between Jim and Spock at the end of the first five year mission, or so Jim thinks. But then Spock up and leaves San Francisco without so much as a goodbye, and Jim's suddenly faced with the prospect of life without his first officer...unless he can go to New York and win Spock back.
Of Spocks and Socks by gentleau (-) (*)
The giving of gifts is a most illogical practice, Spock doesn’t know how to be in a human relationship, and no one ever talks to Jim about anything.
My Soul, Reflected, or Mirror Kirk Sucks at Wooing by Nicnac (-) (*)
Five times Kirk tried to win his soulmate over, and one time Spock succeeded without really trying.
Star Trek: T-Shirts, Jackets, and Kisses by IBegToDreamAndDiffer
Or, how Jim outed them to the crew, how Spock outed them to the Academy, and how they outed themselves to Earth at large.
Everything’s Alright by VicBaylies (-) (!)
Set sometime after Amok Time. Spock suffers a relapse of Pon Farr, and Kirk is there to help him out. Somewhat established relationship
Spaceships, Private Jets, and Minivans: How to Start a Global Incident in 5 Minutes Flat by Scientia_Fantasia (|)
One early summer morning in Riverside, Iowa, a spacecraft crash lands into the backyard of a highschooler by the name of James T. Kirk.Earth history is changed forever.
To Catch A Fish by Darksknight (!) (*)
Spock’s realized that while he treasures his deep friendship with Jim, he’s come to desire more. He sets out to tell Jim of his feelings, but finds the task... considerably more difficult than he'd first imagined it to be.
Plucked by cembular (!)
Spock loses his virginity to his captain and boyfriend. PWP
This is Bumbles by PurpleFluffyCat (!) (-) (*)
This porny, fluffy, slightly-cracky(!) fic was written for a Star Trek kink meme. The prompt suggested subverting the usual trope of Vulcans in pon farr as aggressive and uber-dominant, and read as follows:"Spock's in pon farr. Jim finds out and offers to help him out! Instead of being aggressive in pon farr, Spock is super loving, emotional and sweet. Bonus if it takes Jim off guard!"
In Any Language by Enterprisingly (!) (-)
A love story in 10 parts. Based on a tumblr post about relationship words that do not translate to English.
Aubade by jouissant (-) (*)
In which a child is born, and nobody is ever going to sleep ever again.
Sudden Insight by falsepremise (!) (|)
Jim experiences a sudden insight- he is in love with Spock. Fortunately, Spock Prime foresaw this eventuality and has ensured that Jim will have access to the knowledge that he needs to seduce his t'hy'la.
Another Way Jim and Spock Could Meet as Kids by Seasnake (-)
Your heart’s sudden but inevitable betrayal by WhatIfImaMermaid (-)
Every once in while, when he’s feeling the perfect combination of nostalgic and impish, he asks Spock about that night. Most times Spock just smiles that non-smile of his into the curve of Jim's neck, and says nothing.
Or:
They first meet in a bar. In San Francisco. After one of Jim’s epic brawls.
Blue Fields by WerewolvesAreReal (|) (*)
In his thirteenth year James Kirk ends up on Tarsus IV with his aunt and uncle. During the famine he takes refuge with a six year-old named Kevin Riley and a young half-Vulcan.
Missing Pieces by IchabodNasty (Effulgent) (*)
Spock is very young when he loses his leg, he feels like he is incomplete until he meets one James T. Kirk.
The Stars Seem Familiar by lallyloo (-) (*)
After a transporter incident, de-aged Spock Prime is left in the care of Jim Kirk. Nu Spock becomes illogically jealous of Spock Prime. De-aged fluff fic.
Bragging Rights by Ragdoll (Keshka) (!) (*) (|)
AU. Two and a half years into his time at Starfleet Academy, Cadet Jim Kirk meets Lieutenant-Commander Spock, and the sparks begin to fly.
Dynamic by coffee666
Jim is tired of the crew assuming he and Spock don't work well together just because they happen to disagree a lot. To prove them wrong, Jim convinces Spock they should start dating.
Playing up their romantic relationship in front of the crew for spite should be fun. The hard part is that they're both secretly crushing on each other.
Ardor by ThereBeWhalesHere (!)
AU where everything is the same, but when Vulcans find their soulmate they sense it through their pheromones. These pheromones are, well, incredibly insistent. Spock's pretty sure he's immune to them until he meets one James T. Kirk. Really this is just an excuse to write sexually-frustrated!Spock who's pretty much DTF from the get-go.
cast out fear by s0mmerspr0ssen (|) (*)
Kirk saves Vulcan from Nero at high cost to himself. It falls to Spock to pick up the pieces.
A Theoretical Novelty by FallacyFallacy (!) (|)
So, it turned out that Jim's skill at chess was the hottest thing Spock had ever experienced. He only wished he hadn't found that out in the middle of the rec room. Repeatedly. Written for Kink_Bingo for 'Humiliation (In Public)'.
Some Cupid by summerofspock (-) (!)
Tired of their childish fighting, McCoy sets out to set up Jim and Spock. Antics ensue. (i.e. that time i wrote Much Ado About Nothing using Kirk and Spock)
Devil’s Bargain by Rhaegal (RhaegalKS) (!)
Set after TMP. Spock’s impending pon farr makes him wary of agreeing to a second five-year mission, so Kirk agrees to lend a hand (so to speak) should the situation arise. What could possibly go wrong?
Written for the KiScon 2012 zine. Beta-read by jaylee_g with additional editing by arminaa.
That One Time When Jim and Spock Met Their Daughter From the Future by pristineungift
You know your day is going to be weird when some kid you’ve never seen before calls you ‘Papa.’
The level of human emotional and physical sexual satisfaction as determined by one’s partner; an examination of the accuracy of the tiered interpretation as applied to male, homosexual couples by Aerlalaith (-)
Or, in which Kirk and Spock have sex for science.
Searching for Everything by notboldly (!)
Spock never expected his youthful indiscretions to affect his future. Fortunately, Jim is too stubborn to let that happen.
Santa, Baby by rabidchild67
Spock is a department store Santa. Hilarity ensues.
Reasons We Should Date: A Logical Approach by iknewaman (*) (-)
Jim really wants to get across to Spock how well they are together, but he's not sure how to go about it.
Eventually he decides fuck it, the simplest way to get Spock to understand is to walk him through it, and he does so using the wonderful medium of digital presentations.
What We Don't Say (or The Epic Wedding of Jim and Spock) museaway (-)
The first time Jim proposes, they’re naked.
Bang a Gong by waketosleep (|) (!) (*)
The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter).
It was just the two of us by sinking_m (-)
Again, everyone knows except for Jim
Measure of Happiness by writeonclara (|)
When Spock chose Starfleet over the Vulcan Science Academy, he had not anticipated cohabiting with the most illogical, irrational, emotional human he ever met.
On the flip side, Jim never asked for a Vulcan chaperone, especially one as snotty as Spock, son of Sarek.
A Starfleet Academy AU in which Spock adapts to human life, Jim learns very, very quickly never to play a prank on a Vulcan, and there are far too many people after Jim Kirk's life.
No-Win Scenario by CateAdams (!)
A split-second decision changes Jim’s life forever, as a desperate bid for survival results in a bond with Spock. As Jim tries to understand their new connection, he must contend with his own inner struggles. Surprising new enemies are revealed and unexpected threats emerge, and Jim must come to terms with the true significance of their bond before it is too late.
Through Chekov's Eyes by littlebirdtold (!)
In which Mr. Spock hates Chekov and terrorizes the crew, Captain Kirk has the best poker face on the ship, Chekov never means to eavesdrop, Uhura gets some curves, Kirk gets cock-blocked, Spock gets off, McCoy pulls rank, Spock pulls Kirk's pigtails, and love sucks.
Friends With Benefits For Idiots by yaoichan12 (|) (!)
Spock loves Jim but won't tell him. Jim loves Spock but won't tell him. They get to talking about friends with benefits and end up agreeing to start that type of relationship. Both think that's all they'll ever get to have with one another, so they keep their mouth shut about their feelings and just have sex.
Chess, and other Aphrodisiacs by obsidienne (!) (*) (|)
When Jim is brought up on charges of academic dishonesty, he decides to find out who his accuser is.
As You Wish by writeonclara (|) (*)
It's probably a phenomenally bad idea to let someone named Lucifer grant you seven wishes, but, well, why the hell not? Maybe then Jim can finally have that perfect command team from the other universe he so desperately wants.
Then again, wishing that Spock would loosen up a bit shouldn't land him in pre-Reform Vulcan.
Maybe he'll get it right next time.
Sure Thing by FagurFiskur (!) (-) (*)
Based on this prompt:
Because of his reputation (which initally came from nowhere) men have always assumed Kirk is a sure thing and have never tried to seduced Kirk... just used the old wham, bam thank you ma'am (or sir in this case)and have rarely bothed about his pleasure. (...)
(...)So suddenly Kirk finds himself being courted by Spock... at first Kirk thinks it is Spock trying to mess with his mind because Spock is still pissed about the 'cheating' incident but is soon disabused of that notion and he finds himself in his first loving, committed relationship in his life.
Echolocation by Darksknight (-)
Kirk and Spock don’t realize that they’ve bonded right away. The rest of the crew is a different story.
Eavesdropping by coffee666 (-) (!) (*)
Jim knows for a fact that Spock and Uhura and talking about him when they start whispering in Vulcan. He has no idea what they're saying, until he takes it upon himself to learn the language.
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Spock gushes about his crush on Jim, having no idea that Jim can understand him
Subtext by noodleinabarrel (*)
Texting your Vulcan first officer in the middle of the night is never a good idea. Especially when you have an obsessive crush on said Vulcan.
The holidays are approaching and Jim is left entirely Spockless aboard the Enterprise when his First takes shore leave on New Vulcan. After some midnight pining, Jim sends a text he instantly regrets. That is, until Spock responds and willingly continues their textual communications to an inevitable conclusion.
Pyromania by sinestrated (-) (!)
Jim has been burning bridges since childhood. The Enterprise and Spock eventually change that.
Limits of Interpretation, or: So You Want to Date a Vulcan by druxykexy (*)
Kirk learns that, when it comes to the cultural habits of Vulcans, it's not a good idea to trust other people's research. Spock gets to see a different side of his captain (that may or may not exist). There's a reboot of the TOS episode "Shore Leave" somewhere in the middle of all this.
Note: The McCoy/Barrows relationship is fairly background, and is included due to its presence in the episode.
Armchair Psychology bigmamag (-)
McCoy forces Kirk and Spock to write an ongoing list of things they like about each other. Kirk doesn’t know if he’ll be able to make his weekly quota. At least, not at first.
Blind Date by Aelimir (-) (*)
McCoy convinces Jim to go on a blind date. Only, things don't go as planned.
Abrams-style, except for that fact that George lived.
Perception by Aelimir (-)
Everything happened like it did in 2009, except the Narada never attacked Vulcan. After several missions, Pike retires and Jim is appointed in his place. The downside? He's required to have Spock, that bastard who tried to get him kicked out of Starfleet, as his First Officer.
Jim soon learns that perception is everything, and not all is as it seems.
So Wise We Grow by Deastar (|) (*)
"Commander Spock, we have located your son," the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock's face that he's never heard of this kid before in his life. "If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week."
Looking to the Stars (Like They've Got All the Answers) by shards_of_divinity (!) (|)
Jim and Spock's relationship is on the edge of something deeper than friendship. When their kidnapper's ship crashes to an uncharted and uninhabited planet, Jim and Spock have to fight to stay alive, and the strength of their uncertain relationship is tested when Spock enters Pon Farr...
we have not touched the stars by prouvairing (-) (*)
Sometimes they’ll also ask him why he hasn’t gone out and chased his soulbond yet.
Jim will point to the sky, and say, “The moon’s always there, babe. Don’t need to go chasin’ after her.”
It is January, year 2063. Humanity has quietly achieved interstellar travel, and Jim Kirk’s soulbond stretches into the stars.
These things tend to get messy by WhatIfImaMermaid (!) (-)
A lot, Jim tells himself. A lot of heartbreak.
Or:
It begins because aliens make them do it, and then it becomes one of those things.
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good omens big bang 2019
flowers for anthony
a memory of eden
trieduntrue for the angel who has everything
elphen nesting
davechicken
hollybennet123
amerande
wordstrings
insertnerdyjokehere
flandersmare strength in modesty
jessthereckless it's not the end of the world
wildnessbecomesyou mantling
mygalfriday soon you'll grow so take a chance
morosexual-aziraphale professors au
lieutenantliv any way you want it
problematicpitch won't you be my neighbor
braver-stronger-smarter the stars walk backward
southdownsraph lavender and chamomile
ajaxthegreat for someone's sake
mothfluff the cottage has been told, but to whom?
leaveanote equinox
shay_moonsilk sweet temptation
orchidlocked slow burn baby burn long 70s wip
emamel secret agent man
vitreous_humor the sun turned cold and still
kannaophelia oh, far better to live pirate wip
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nonesane on the subject of nests
hiss hiss fall in love
the inheritance of eden
fabreaa just a taste
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summerofspock
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misanthropiclycanthrope this must be the place
pineapplecrushface not so blue
dragonimp therapy
polaris flash and thunder
jetainia how to save the world 101 ff.net
marabelle123 fault lines
mellythehun who could ask for more
rfsmiley name of the snake
enjambament at least eleven second first times
cloversdreams be all my sins remembered
joyandotherstories through a glass darkly
tialewise how my light is spent
the snake pit collection
the untamed on netflix
the October faction
falcolmreynolds calliope's tale pirate mermaid
one of the many issues i have with christianity is the assumption that, without the religion to guide them, people are essentially immoral and will only every look out for themselves. it's a very bleak outlook on humanity, and i choose to believe that were better than that
as a teen i hated the idea that someone could look at me and know exactly what was going on with me, and i realize now why that was. i didn't like the idea that someone could understand me when i couldn't understand myself. i was so insecure, so caught up in how others perceived me that i forgot how to just be. now I'm so deep in my own head, so embroiled in a mess of my own making that i can't find my way out
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Hey, I was wondering if you might be able to rec some authors that write funny/comedy fics. I really find the most humorous fics to be outsider pov or anything by WorseOmens to kind of give an idea of what I mean. But I have exhausted both that tag and that author's work. I am just hoping for another author or two who does funny and witty slice of life stuff if possible. Thanks! 😊
Hello! We have a lot of outsider POV fics on our tag, if you want to check those out. And here are some of my favourite funny fics...
Delectable But Not Edible by AppleSeeds (G)
Aziraphale visits Lush, a shop full of all sorts of tantalising treats, and becomes determined to secure himself some scrumptious free samples from Anthony, the very friendly, handsome man who works there. But Anthony keeps insisting they are 'testers' not 'samples', and seems horrified when Aziraphale eats them. Aziraphale does very much enjoy it, however, when Anthony decides to show him some soap instead, tenderly and thoroughly washing his hands.
Matching Stand Mixers by AClever_Username (G)
The gbbo au literally nobody asked for
You Know the Answer (So Scream It Out Loud) by infinitevariety (G)
“Between us we have 12,000 years’ first-hand knowledge of all of human history. I think we can manage a few silly quiz shows.”
This is apparently what happens when Crowley convinces Aziraphale to watch a bunch of British quiz shows with him.
greatest hits by attheborder (M)
“But my dear, I just can’t believe you never told me that you had joined a musical group. I would have come out to support you— at your gigs!”
“First of all, never say ‘gigs’ again. Second of all, not my fault you never noticed when I showed up to dinner with a great big guitar case slung over my shoulder.”
(Aziraphale accidentally discovers Crowley’s secret: he was in a band in the 90s. And he wrote a whole album of love songs…)
Bentley vs The South Downs by Zeckarin (T)
Aziraphale and Madam Tracy have shared a body for a few hours and helped adverting Armageddon together. They also both like tea, cakes, and gossips. It tends to create powerful bounds.
Crowley suddenly realises that his friend may have unspoken wishes, and decides to help.
South Downs ensues.
mad or well-advised by summerofspock (T)
In an unfortunate encounter with an occult object, Crowley accidentally splits himself into his angel and his demon halves.
Aziraphale has to help put him back together.
- Mod D
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