Excerpts from that Greek myth thing I'm barely working on PT.2
(All still from Ares's POV)
“Hephaestus set his hammer on fire, then frowned at it like he was wondering why someone would set his hammer on fire.”
“Demeter strapped a scythe to a tortoise’s back and let it roam around, looking ridiculous but very pleased with itself.”
“Grey-eyed Athena, they called her. More like no-eyed Athena, because she might as well have been blind.”
“ ‘GREAT WIND GOD AEOLUS!’ Hermes yelled, his voice echoing off the mountains. ‘I don’t know if you know this,’ he continued, not quite as loudly. Ares hoped he wasn’t rhyming intentionally. They were lucky enough not to be in a musical, and he would like to keep it that way.”