Most of the Five fanatics i see are aromatic, asexual or literally both. Is Five a magnet to people that hate some aspect of romance or sex? Let me know because I'm literally aroace
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Ok so
Gabriel is pretty chill in stressful/dangerous situations, right?
And being contacted by Mercury for a job didn't surprise him, obviously, he works for her. But it also doesn't happen in a frequency where he can't have a 4 month relationship and brush it off with a "I've been busy."
But his first question was "What kind of job?"
And Mercury immediately reassured him "Oh, nothing dangerous, darling"
Soooooooo....
If transporting a young blood witch (who she knew would be hunted by the council but she obviously didn't tell him that) out of fairborn territory and over two countries is a "not dangerous" job
if that kind of job was so usual that Gabriel knew exactly what they might need if it went sideways (like the front door suddenly not being an option anymore, or the gun hidden in his pizza box)
if it going sideways mostly just made him roll his eyes and curse (and hell, he reacted so quickly with the table at the Ozanne massacre)
Then what is considered a dangerous job?
But my real question is this:
Is Gabriel a Hitman?
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If Barty is a cinnamon roll
And Fabian is poor meow meow
...
Does that mean Buckler is babygirl?
oh no oh lord dont even start that he will kill
me
(but also no bc i think even in jest he wouldn’t like having the wrong pronouns used)
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is overhaul back in the anime yet
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
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Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.
Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?
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Does it ever get exhausting doing what you do?
Let me just think about that for a seco- No.
I'm more alive than I've ever been.
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He’s a ten but he listens to Coldplay 😰
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