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Most of the Five fanatics i see are aromatic, asexual or literally both. Is Five a magnet to people that hate some aspect of romance or sex? Let me know because I'm literally aroace
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reallifemoonmoon · 1 year
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Ok so
Gabriel is pretty chill in stressful/dangerous situations, right?
And being contacted by Mercury for a job didn't surprise him, obviously, he works for her. But it also doesn't happen in a frequency where he can't have a 4 month relationship and brush it off with a "I've been busy."
But his first question was "What kind of job?"
And Mercury immediately reassured him "Oh, nothing dangerous, darling"
Soooooooo....
If transporting a young blood witch (who she knew would be hunted by the council but she obviously didn't tell him that) out of fairborn territory and over two countries is a "not dangerous" job
if that kind of job was so usual that Gabriel knew exactly what they might need if it went sideways (like the front door suddenly not being an option anymore, or the gun hidden in his pizza box)
if it going sideways mostly just made him roll his eyes and curse (and hell, he reacted so quickly with the table at the Ozanne massacre)
Then what is considered a dangerous job?
But my real question is this:
Is Gabriel a Hitman?
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drbarty · 10 months
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If Barty is a cinnamon roll
And Fabian is poor meow meow
...
Does that mean Buckler is babygirl?
oh no oh lord dont even start that he will kill
me
(but also no bc i think even in jest he wouldn’t like having the wrong pronouns used)
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i--am-the--one · 2 years
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Ethan: MI6
Subtitles:
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reiketsui · 1 year
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          sane. sane. sane.
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plgemsk-a · 1 year
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is overhaul back in the anime yet
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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diabloku · 26 days
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king of rizz™ 🥂
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brown-spider · 10 months
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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933
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jell-o101 · 6 months
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
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kavaleyre · 13 days
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
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carrymelikeimcute · 6 months
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Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.
Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?
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thejbi · 19 days
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Does it ever get exhausting doing what you do?
Let me just think about that for a seco- No.
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I'm more alive than I've ever been.
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uselessalexis165 · 3 months
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OF COURSE VALENTINO HAS A FIZZ BOT
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keymintt · 8 months
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a comic/zine about coyotes
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bluelir · 3 months
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He’s a ten but he listens to Coldplay 😰
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