#is going to kill their career

[spectral-honey]

AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty

Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"

#jason todd #red hood #batfam #i also think it would be funny if thats literally the only thing jason does as a lawyer after that he just goes back to being a vigilante #everyone on the internet is like 'the iconic career of jason todd wayne: came back from the dead got a college degree got the joker- #-sentenced to death (finally) and then immediately fucked off to do whatever the hell it is he does for fun' #any time bruce and jason disagree jasons like 'excuse me which one of us is the college drop out and which of us is a practicing attorney?' #alfred 'you could have been a doctor but you became a furry themed vigilante instead' will never let this go #also btw jason just stole reasources from the league to get thru college. maybe at first talia was like what & then jason was like #'my alternate plan was to either get bruce to kill the joker or kill all three of us in an explosion' and talia is like #'okay. have fun at school sweetie' #BTW AN EDIT: this post is not reflective of my IRL beliefs about the criminal justice system or the death penalty #IRL those are way more complicated than gotham city/the joker/jason make it out to be #saw a few people tagging this post mentioning stuff about that

[houseswife]

I love how they set taub’s biggest issue up to be the fact that he cheats on his wife. like that’s the only thing wrong with him really. and everybody dunks on him for it. meanwhile wilson has been causally dropping the fact that he’s a serial philanderer since season 1 and nobody bats an eye because there’s just so much else to unpack that it might be the most normal aspect of his personality

#house md #chris taub #love that clinically insane manwhore #james wilson #like yes he is proudly unfaithful and prone to affairs but the emotional cheating he be puttin those poor women through with house is much #much worse #I could tolerate my husband saying he’s slept with other women. like obviously horrible thing to do and I’d be mad. but it’s not outlandish. #if my husband called me up like ‘yeah I need to go take care of my manchild boybestie. he’s having legal issues and I need to #sacrafice my career for him. see ya later!’ #I would kill him with my bare hands

[a-gay-little-cat]

"An excerpt from an interview with boxing legend Tiger"

I saw this post again and I just felt inspired to redraw it with Tiger so here we are :]

#cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #künstlerischer kuchen #my ocs #tiger #7ft killing machine btw but isnt he so cutes #fun lore fact!!! tiger very much was one of the animal's top boxers and he loves wrestling !!!! his agent had like. merch made of him #though once he left the animals the career kinda fizzled because he got more into merc work and offering his muscle elsewhere too #because besides boxing he does just enjoy violence and hey all those cybernetics arent cheap #but then it happened to be more and more merc work and less boxing until he eventually stopped entirely once his agent had a replacement #WHICH WAS FINE BY HIM he never cared for the fame of it #and im sure legends come and go very fast in night city

[mavspeed]

something that really pisses me off is this headcanon that ice would have been or was against mav pulling bradley’s papers for the academy.

like i’m sorry but I need some of you to think for a second. this is a man whose jet wash indirectly also led to the accident that resulted in goose’s death and probably carried that guilt for half his life too. this is also the man who was there to watch mav and carole grieve for the brother/husband they lost for YEARS. not to mention he was close to goose as well since they were both at the academy. like he would have wanted to protect bradley just as much as mav did when he made the decision to pull the papers. it’s a dumb moment for both of them but again. 100% they would have both thought they were doing the right thing for bradley.

#this has been cooking in my head and I needed to let it out #actually while we’re on the topic I’m gonna go right ahead and continue #people saying Mav pulled the papers ONLY because of carole’s wish are.... dumb sorry imma say it! #that’s his best friend’s son. the kid of the brother he lost #like be fr for a second mav isn’t infallible he wasn’t being victimised by carole he knew perfectly well what he was doing #and he did it in part to protect bradley! bc he didn’t want a naval career to kill him just like it did his father! #and ofc you can argue that this doesn’t make sense when Mav raised bradley and knew how much he wanted to be a naval aviator #but. again. that is prob why Mav didn’t step in when bradley chose an alternative path #you can recognise your kid’s wishes and ambitions and want them to succeed and also think that it’s gonna kill them #and act on what YOU think is best for your kid #anyway idk why these headcanons specifically irritate me so goddamn much but they do 😭 #icemav were good parents but they weren’t perfect it’s like.... okay to admit that both iceman and maverick fucked up #in this aspect of parenting bradley lmao #su.txt #top gun

[crimeronan]

my dad was on his best behavior tonight. i met him and his new wife. he has a white beard now and looks like every grizzled fisherman in an old sea myth. it was awkward but my siblings carried the conversation (as i was typing that sentence, my sister called to debrief and said "yeah, that was my goal, just to keep talking.") my dad's new wife repeatedly hassled both of my siblings about settling down and having kids, but left me alone, presumably because i'm Butch Dyke. my brother mentioned doing volunteer work with foreign students at college and she went, "oh, are they illegals?" which was the only really nasty reminder of Who These People Are. then when my brother said he'd been talking to a friend, she went, "oh, a giiiiirl?" and he got the meanest look on his face and flatly went, "no. they're nonbinary." truly taking one for the team in terms of being the most problematic one at the dinner table.

dad told several stories about when i was in elementary school, since that's the last time i was his daughter. he reminded me that a lot of who i am now comes directly from him in ways that aren't Always bad. he was the one who told me to beat the shit out of anyone who harassed me or my friends. he was the one who taught me how to fight. he was the one who impressed upon me that i'm ruthless before i'm ever a woman, however much he may regret that now.

i put on my best high-pitched all-american cheerleader appeasement voice for all of dinner, and his wife said, "oh, you sound just like your mother! your voice.... it's so strange" thank you ma'am. it's because my mother and i both know how to win.

#racism #just in case #i'm seeing him One more time before i go. for my sister's birthday dinner #but like i said. my sister is VERY skilled at keeping a conversation going. god fucking bless her. #this is actually a pretty positive post. i wanted him to behave and he did. i wanted his wife to behave and she did. mostly. #my siblings are both irritated about the grandkids thing -- my sister especially #because she lives independently and has a fabulous career and is killing it in life #and she'll never be good enough for them as long as she doesn't have a husband and child. #i got that lecture over a decade ago when i told dad i'm a lesbian. so it doesn't sting me anymore.

[s0fter-sin]

when midoriya punches the zero pointer at the entrance exam, all might says “show who you are, embody what it means to be a true hero, nothing is nobler than self sacrifice” do you think aizawa heard kill bill sirens

#he said that very loud and very confidently #i hold true to the hc that midoriya is so reckless due to his horrific self worth from being quirkless #but a good chunk of it is definitely bc of all might #who through his own issues encourages his self isolation and the worth of his power and what he can do with it over midoriya himself #and then you have aizawa who has spent his entire teaching career hammering home that living is just as important as saving someone #all might nedzu and probably everyone else in the room saw that as a heroic moment #midoriya saved uraraka with an unbelievable move with no reward for himself #aizawa is the only one that sees a kid break three out of four of his limbs and plummet to the earth with no plan to save himself #if uraraka hadnt managed to hit him he wouldve at the very least shattered his other arm #he very easily couldve died #and aizawas the only one that notices #thats why he grills him during the ball throw #he says midoriya cant be a hero bc being one will lead to him killing himself if he doesnt change #bc he saw a kid that would destroy himself at every given chance to help someone else #and hes the only one that realises how wrong that is #its been a minute since ive watched this scene and damn it hits a bit different now #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #go beyond plus ultra #aizawa shouta #midoriya izuku #deku #all might #bnha #mha #save post

[thekimspoblog]

"Better Call Saul" Season 2 Episode 4: "Gloves Off"

#better call saul #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #tv clips #gifset #chuck mcgill #hey Chuck buddy pretty sure it's still extortion even if you don't say that part out loud #like if this has nothing to do with Jimmy and Kim is blameless then why is she in doc review? #at minimum this is a hostile work environment #Chuck killed himself because he couldn't accept hypocrisy as a fact of the human condition; I stand by my interpretation #Exhibit C in my “HHM was corrupt and nobody else was going to take them down” portfolio #As much as I'd like to say “Isn't it sweet? Jimmy would trash his whole career just to get Kim out of a jam” #let's be honest this is at least 50% “Jimmy would trash his own career to win an argument against his brother” #But who says chivalry and vindictiveness are mutually exclusive motivations

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Rewatched the episode of House MD where Kutner dies and I honestly think instead of killing his character off, they should have said that Kutner got a job as physician to then President Barack Obama and that's why he was leaving. Objectively funnier since his actor did leave the show to work for Obama and I know it would have driven House nuts that Kutner was ditching to go play doctor with the President instead of getting verbally abused for House's amusement.

#house md #house md spoilers #i mean #the show is like a decade old but Kutner's death is kind of a big spoiler #lawrence kutner #but like #u KNOW Taub and Foreman would be seething with jealousy #kutner shows up one morning like hey guys i got a new job! I'll miss you! #and house makes some bitchy comment about who would be crazy enough to hire the guy who set a patient on fire #and Kutner is like the president did lol #thirteen would find Foreman's undying rage HILARIOUS im sure #i like to hc that Kutner is her Little Buddy™ #Taub would be ready to kill someone #and House is mad bc well its p much impossible for him to meddle #can't very well intimidate and terrorize the president into not hiring one of ur emotional support ducklings bc ur jealous #wilson and cuddy c plot (Kutner's political career is the b plot patients are a plot obviously) #where they have to desperately try to prevent house from being arrested for domestic terrorism (stalking the president) #but yeah they should have just given Kutner the same reason his actor had for leaving #bc i think it would make Taub kill himself out of rage and Foreman would be chewing glass and House is going to end up on a watch list #meanwhile Thirteen is so proud of her emotional support Little Guy™ even if she's too busy talking Taub and Foreman off the ledge #to properly congratulate him #im objectively correct and kind of want to write this as an au fic

[peaches2217]

*I break down the door with a hatchet.*

I GOT A NEW JOB

#I’ll be working at the state park a short way out of town! #I’ve been wanting to try a career in tourism for years now and this is my opportunity! #I’m so happy. my current job has been slowly killing me — quite literally #I go in Saturday to get set up! wish me luck! #peaches screams into the void

[foursidecity]

Still trying 2 decide if going to school for art is worth it or no because on one hand I'm always in a constant state of being afraid of someday getting bored at my art but on the other hand it's the only thing I do and it'd be fun

#when i think abt college i honest to god dont even think about careers like idc abt that i just wanna meet cool people and learn new skills #im too disabled for the work grind unfourtunatly #id make a killing doing freelance work as an illustrater/character designer though i love it so fun #im between going to school for history/sciences so i can do archival work in the future or taking a bunch of silly art classes #either way id be doing both tbh #dustbunnies.txt

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

how bad a sign is it that I not only don't want to go home but I'm dreading it

#I'm literally in the airport at my gate right now. I feel like going home is going to kill me #like. I work a job that is basically three jobs and barely make minimum wage. I struggle to get along with my family despite #how much I love them. I have absolutely zero career options no friends and no goals to aim for back home #shoot I need to move into a city don't I. oh frick. ohhh heck oh no #Lu rambles #adulthood woes

[winepresswrath]

The author is dead but according to our beloved necromantic traditions Jod is neither telling a series of slickly manipulative half-lies nor painstakingly recounting the truth as best he is able. He is drunk and ranting at McDonalds. Perhaps most crucially, he is going to regret this when he sobers up.

#no but he HAS been drunk and he's god. he can probably get fries with his geriatric and adoring admiral if he wants them #also I DID very much start a harrow reread and to the surprise of probably no one it's very rewarding in a post Nona world #John going off about how absolutely no one has to know about harrow's murdergenesis #that no one has the right to know? I'm late I'm late but oof does that hit different in light of his late night confessions #when god regrets spilling his guts in the early a.m. what does he do about it? #I'm worried for our girl harrow #mr. no one ever forgives you for real and I am so uncomfortable with anyone being mad at me #I created a society where everyone worships me as a god #and now!!! im fucking Admiral God's Home is On This Ship #You Speak of frailties I had not noticed in GOD #sarpedon goes from responding to jod's touch like a brand to getting his dick in #pour one out he is having the ABSOLUTE wildest time #Jod has been on that ship for 80 years! longer than his whole career! #anyway the guy who mindwiped all his friends so they couldn't judge him and then killed them when they got mad at him anyway #and THEN decided to fuck someone who adores him unconditionally to help with the breakup sadness #may not respond well to that post drunken honesty vomit vulnerability and regret

[childactress]

mara banks stage actress debut as janis sarkisian in mean girls national tour. do you see the vision

#tour NOT broadway mind you #like am i crazy to think she'd actually accidentally kill it... #maybe not much range in her theater career but janis is up her alley #post brought to you by mg musical movie being on tv rn #i will never understand this movie and its production decisions #i couldn't TRY to make this thing with so many elements out of place like #stupid with love slaughtered and left for dead omg #i literally have to be high to watch this. always have been always will be #i kinda love that mg events just get worse as they go on. movie > broadway > tour(s) > musical movie #what next please pelase please plepase please #ok bye

[chuuyanakaahara]

wish i knew what the future held in store for me & what i want to do with my life <- words spoken before i end up writing more on my novel that will never get finished nor published, because that is all i can feasibly imagine being in my future.

#i really need to figure out what i want to go into #maybe english? but what careers require an english degree? that don't make me want to shoot myself? #and if one more person tells me i shld be a teacher I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL #cherri.txt #anyway. anyone up and worried about the future? if so #you may join me in my lamenting

[bobzora]

it's always funny to me when people misunderstand akechi's main/only motivation/plan to be like. just killing his father because dude if that Was his plan everyone would be in a much better position. like everyone would be way better off. Instead,

#bobtalk #p5 spoilers #very very common misunderstanding. however *insert engine room scene here* #like that would be the typical way of going about things yes. and very probably way way easier also. however. when is he ever typical #the plan is so so so so so so so so so so so so stupid. and has so much collateral damage. it's all very tragic you know. lol. #akc voice im going to bring him to the peak of his career and reveal that im his son! he couldnt do any of this without me!! #ill ruin him forever!! #shido voice cant wait to have him killed <-knew he was his son from the beginning because he looks just like his mother. #it was utterly doomed from the very start. he killed all those people and ruined all those lives for a whole lot of nothing(tm) #akc voice i am in control here. i am in control of this. i've one over on him. <-does he know (he does not know) #akc voice look at me!! look at me!! no look away!! i cant stand you!! look at me!! #like hm. yeah you made this plan when you were 15 or so didn't you. #i think about him like an unordinary amount. if you were curious. i have lots of thoughts about this guy. #a lot of them. a lot a lot of them. hope this helps

[fellhellion]

also. feeling crazy insane about the additional flavour to miguel and gabriel's first in text conversation, where gabriel makes the comment that he thinks miguel stays with alchemax because he thinks he owes them, vs the entire revelation of miguel being taken off to boarding school as a child with the intent of being funnelled off into that company's workforce. and w the specific context of bio dad tyler stone making sure conchata knows he's keeping an active eye on a son he feels he has a claim to.

#killing tyler stone and george o'hara w my bare hands as we speak leave him ALONE u evil fuckers #tunes talks 2099 #like. i dont think it was about feeling he owed alchemax personally. but i DO think he was funnelled into that career path since he was a #boy. and miguel truly do be his mother's eldest daughter in wanting to run away and WANTING that accolade as he says #wanting to be important but ending up important to all the wrong people.... #augh..... #so you have the predatory practices of that company AND a bio father who would never have let go of anything he thought he had a claim to #AND miguel burying his head in the sand to ignore the harm he was perpetuating to enjoy the rewards of like. empty accolade. #WHEN THIS IS ALSO A GUY WHO PEOPLE DONT EVEN RLLY LIKE AT WORK LMAO. god hes a mess