Why does this in all seriousness look like the poster for a comedy where an environmentalist activist hermit targets a rich asshole’s yacht club party and then it turns out they’re actually long-lost twins
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A. Levinson transferred $500 to your bank account.
Note: So you can get your nails done like you were talking about last night. Love, daddy 🩷
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A. Levinson transferred $1000 to your bank account.
Note: Missing you, baby girl. Can’t wait to get back from this business trip. I know I already gave you this month’s allowance but here’s a little extra something so please treat yourself, sweetheart. Love, daddy 🩷
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A. Levinson transferred $2500 to your bank account.
Note: I can’t stop thinking about you and how much I love taking care of you. Please buy yourself something pretty, and think of me when you do. My heart belongs to you. Love, daddy 🩷
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A. Levinson transferred $4000 to your bank account.
Note: For being so smart and brave and perfect. You are the love of my life, sweet princess. I can’t wait to see you for dinner later, please treat yourself to a pretty dress for the occasion. Love, daddy 🩷
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A. Levinson transferred $7000 to your bank account.
Note: You went shopping with your friends but you forgot to take my credit card with you. Here’s a little something to get you by, text me if you need more! Love you so much, baby girl. Love, daddy 🩷
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jigsaw couldn’t run total drama for shit but if Chris McLean got a hold of the saw traps I don’t think anyone would be alive in the franchise
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Jim Kirk is valid for having an on again of again complicated relationship with Carol Marcus. Spock is valid for being upset at Chapel for not committing to their relationship like he thought he could. Chapel is valid for pursuing her dreams despite her affections for Spock. Chris and Batel are valid for having a relationship that complicates their work life. Sam Kirk is valid for pursuing knowledge on the flagship enterprise despite not being able to see his family. La'an is valid to have her whirlwind romance with an alt!Kirk and have that color her impression of canon!Kirk. Uhura is valid for being an uncertain all business ensign learning to believe in herself and inspire others. M'Benga is valid for not wanting to be a bunny.
They are all valid.
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just finished reading "The Last Son of Krypton" and literally sobbing heaving crying throwing up about chris kent. absolutely distraught. clark trying his hardest to make chris stay and chris being happy he got to meet robin and he just wants to be a hero like kal has shown him to be and
and then he.
literally carving my heart out and throwing it into the ocean i will never know peace ever again.
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