#irondad and his spiderson

[stxar-pvnk]

Being around Tony stark can take a toll on you, some have to toughen up their skin to endure Tonys remarks, some just drift away from him, not wanting to deal with it.

But Peter?

No he's adapted.

Every snarky remark, and name Peter would be told, he just came back even stronger

"did you seriously forget to do your homework? Again? Don't you have enhanced..everything?"

"Mr stark, If we wanna talk irresponsible, let's talk about the time it seemingly crossed your mind to tell your loved ones you were dying because of the shrapnel in your chest." Peter snarked back

Tony stood frozen, his jaw dropped.

"well..fuck." Tony mumbled trying to contain l laughter at how sudden Peter came up with something like that.

Or another time.

"Peter, let me get you some new shoes." Tony pleaded

Peter sucked on his lollipop and squinted at Tony

"what? No why." Peter asked seemingly shocked

"because they're ratty. And old. And they look like they're gonna fall off or disintegrate at any given time." Tony answered crossing his arms

"why do you even keep them around?" The older one asked completely confused

"your ratty, old and likely to be on your death bed in a few years, why do we keep you around?" Peter snarked back raising an eyebrow.

Rhodey who was just passing through to grab some coffee was howling with laughter doubling over to clutch his stomach.

Sometimes it's not even directed at Tony.

"how do we even know we can trust the kid, he's unreliable" Sams eyes narrowed his voice harsh, but Steve nodded anyways

"I agree with Sam, recruiting a child would be very irresponsible."

Peter who was swinging on his chair, now paying attention in the meeting with the avengers turns to Steve and sam

"oh lord.." Tony muttered as rhodey tried to hide the smug, fond look on his face

"dude, you are 2 times my age, stop complaining and just admit that being an old man is getting to you, plus I can hear your knees snap like glow sticks when you crouch down. it's gross. Also who in this room has 1. A weird bird suit, and 2. Doesn't." Peter finished crossing his arms mirroring Tony. Alot.

"did I just get insulted by a toddler." Sam muttered

Peter is a sassy kid.

Peter is Tony's sassy kid.

#spiderman #tony stark #peter parker #irondad and spider son #iron man #mcu marvel avengers #irondad and spiderson #bamf peter parker #sassy peter parker #peter parker being sassy like his dad

[nanaonmars]

everytime i think about the fact that tony literally invented time travel for peter just for peter’s existence to be erased from everyone’s memory i lose ten years of my lifespan

#mcu #peter parker #tony stark #found family #angst #LIKE THATS HIS DAD 😭😭 #irondad #and i am iron sad 😔 #spiderson #iron man #spider-man

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #130

You know that trope where SI employees call Peter "Stark Jr."?

Fic where Tony learns about this and loves it. One night, at one of their weekly Ironfam dinners, he gleefully brags about it in front of May

In retaliation, May says to Tony, "Okay, Parker Sr."

No angst miscommunications, just hilarity. Everyone knows this is about the honor of being included in each other's families

#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #now when tony is acting extra fatherly rhodey happy and pepper all call him mr. parker #when peter is being confident or dramatic they all call him mr. stark #peter as he gets home: if i have to study for one more minute i will DIE. i will HURL MYSELF INTO THE SUN. #may: what happened? #happy: mr. stark is not enjoying his mandatory sat prep time #when tony leaves a meeting in a rush because midtown called: #pepper accidentally on instinct: sorry mr. parker had urgent business to attend to #tony stark #peter parker #may parker #if this leads to conspiracy theories of truly epic proportions what of it? #iron dad and spider son #irondad #iron dad #spiderson #spider son #stark industries #queueueueue #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: I think I've been doing great recently!

Tony: You have 2 stab wounds!

Peter: but yesterday I had 4! This is an improvement!

#you're doing great sweetie #and only 1 of the stabs was from fighting. #the other was when he wanted to make a cheese toastie in the middle of the night #he spilt some milk on the floor while making the toastie #then he slipped #and stabbed his stomach #more room for cheese now tho #peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #marvel #ironman #irondad #spiderson #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker

[ircn-dad]

do you also think tony told peter to hold him while they were hugging in endgame because the last time they hugged, peter tried to cling to him, but no matter what he failed to hold onto him and fell to the ground, or are you normal

#random though while staring at my ceiling #Tony didn't want to feel Peter disintegrating in his arms again #hahaha I'm so normal!!! #im going mental about them since 2019 #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #tony and peter #tony stark and peter parker #marvel #spiderman #iron man #mcu #irondad and spiderson #spiderson #infinity war #mcu peter parker #avengers endgame #the avengers #tony stark defense squad

[fotibrit]

Tour guides are just professional info-dumpers.

For this reason, I firmly believe that Tony has a means of disguising himself in order to be a tour guide every once in a while when he’s bored and unmotivated.

Of course, Tony is feeling especially bored and unmotivated the day that Peter’s class tours SI.

#does peter know? up to you #imagine tony reacting to flash #tony’s tour guide identity uses his mothers maiden name #tony stark #iron man #irondad and spiderson #irondad fic ideas #peter parker #spider man #spiderson #irondad #marvel mcu #avengers #peter parker and tony stark #tony stark and peter parker

[qu1nns-cha0s]

Marvelous incorrect quotes part 5

(pulled from a quote generator)

(context: peter needed ned over to work on some spider gear.)

Ned, having a sleepover with Peter: hey Peter, what time is it?

Peter: i don’t know, pass me that small drum set

Peter: *bangs his sticks on the drum set loudly and repetitively*

Tony, in his lab downstairs: PETER ARE YOU PLAYING DRUMS AT TWO IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

Ned:

Peter: it’s 2 am

Ned, looking pale as a ghost: you could’ve just asked FRIDAY…

Peter: oh yeah

#marvel #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #incorrect quotes #marvelous quotes #peter totally got scolded in the morning #wonder what tony was doing in his lab #dad tony stark #my poor attempt at a joke

[ungrateful-sneeze]

Flash trying to catch Peter out in a lie: “so, how did you meet Tony Stark and become his intern then?”

Peter: “It all started one morning. I got up to go to school when my aunt called for me. She said she hates me and was jealous of how petite and pretty I was so she sold me for drug money.

I groaned and threw my hair into a messy bun. No one understands me, I’m not like other girls. Then, walking downstairs, I met my new owner. It was Tony Stark. His brown orbs met mine-“

Flash: “ok please stfu”

#spiderman #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #irondad fanfiction #Peter is so y/n coded #like his life is literally like a wattpad story #Tony stark literally appeared in his living room #spider man fanfic

[iamironmanlol]

Ngl I think I’ll always feel robbed of the Peter and Loki interaction we deserved

Peter: oh man, you’re the one that tried to invade earth and take over back in like 2012

Loki: yes.

Peter: …you’re not like, still into that, are you?

Loki: on a good day.

Peter:

Peter: what do you- what do you do on bad days?

Just imagine. The potential I believe these two had. (Add a little sprinkle of irondad Tony freaking out bc his kid is talking to the god that killed 80 people in 2 days)

#peter parker #loki laufeyson #loki #peter and loki #loki and peter #they would’ve been so funny #tony stark #iron dad #irondad and spiderson #thor would be ecstatic if they became friends #because finally someone sees his brother is more than just a mass murderer #tony: peter he stabs his own brother what’s to stop him from stabbing you #peter: it’s ok mr. stark we all have our quirks #mcu #mcu fandom #mcu imagine #mcu loki #marvel mcu

[spicler-man]

me thinking about irondad’s canon fate for longer than six seconds

#spider-man #irondad and spiderson #iron man #tony stark #peter parker #WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THAT #they could have had tony retire and peter would go visit him on the weekends #WONDERFUL excuse for having spidey not be in nyc for other heroes movies too #‘we need backup’ #‘where’s that Spider-Man can’t he help us?’ #‘nah he’s at his dads this weekend we have to do this without him’ #like???? #am i right or am i right people

[moritashie]

I choose to believe that once Tony Stark had Morgan, he was freaked out of his mind. Why? Well, his parental instincts were supposed to kick in once he laid eyes on her. Tony didn't identify anything like that appearing once he did exactly that. Neither did they start working after she fell asleep in his arms, or after they arrived home. They seemed to do their thing on Pepper, why didn't he feel something so very different and unfamiliar. Where is the thing that is supposed to ensure his child is safe and sound?

A few days later Morgan starts trying to take something dangerous and put it inside her mouth much like babies do. He instantly spots her doing that, and with a horrified expression in his face stops her. Pepper jokes "see? Your parent sense is working just fine."

That's when he realizes, he does have those. He simply didn't know that was what it was. The reason was pretty clear; he expected to feel something unknown to him before. Meanwhile Tony has already experienced that over the course of the previous 1.5 years.

He promptly loses his balance and breaks down in the middle of the kitchen.

#peter parker #iron dad #spider son #irondad and spiderson #marvel #angst #since as we all know tony survives endgame in canon. no idea where that my #morgan stark #the word parental instincts make me think of that scene in modern family where Hayley climbs the window to get to her babies #but remember guys. this prompt has a happy ending since as we all know tony survives endgame in canon #no idea where the trope with his death came from. or why it's so popular

[stxar-pvnk]

I am a SUCKER for bio dad Tony FICS, because yes. Yes do make a whole hurt/comfort fic where Tony finds out Peter is his bio son, doesn't tell him because hes afraid to tell him incase Peter hates Tony, keeps it from him until the truth breaks out over I a bio chem project, Peter gets super upset, leaves and they have a funny, chase and run comedy avoidance until Peter finally has a talk with tony

#spiderman #tony stark #peter parker #irondad and spider son #mcu marvel avengers #iron man #irondad and spiderson #peter just wants his dad #we love awkward irondad stuff

[ir0npvrker]

peter: you’re not coming with me?

tony: i'm not your dad, pete

tony: [hands him a lunchbox] here are your sandwiches. i'll pick you up at five

#source: tumblr #he is in fact his dad #irondad and spiderson #irondad #peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #iron man #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #151

There is a LOT of Iron Man merch out there. One day, Stark Industries comes out with a line of Iron Man themed night lights that look like arc reactors. The marketing? "For kids who are scared of the dark: Iron Man will protect you."

In completely unrelated news, a whole bunch of child abusers across the country have recently been arrested as a result of  anonymous tips to local authorities.

Bonus:

It's an open secret at some point. Teens who are being abused start buying the night lights. Hell, adults start buying them. Charities pop up to cover the cost for anyone who needs it. Kids who are newly safe often send their night lights on to others ("I'm not scared of the dark anymore," they say).

Even with all of this, nobody snitches to the media or government. They all know grown-ups tend to complicate and ruin precious things.

It helps that the night lights clearly can distinguish between different types of situations. Kids whose parents need mental health or addiction support suddenly find they're being contacted by free services that actually help. If ICE is a concern, the people knocking on the door are not cops but immigrant rights activists. Kids who are hungry get food. Families who need housing support coincidentally find it.

"Iron Man will protect you," indeed.

This fic idea was inspired by this post from @fotibrit!!

#tony: see kid I can be a vigilante too #tony: just your friendly neighborhood iron man :) #peter: and I'm very proud of you but did u have to go THAT HARD OMFG #tony: gotta look out for the little guy :) #peter: ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD?! #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #just to be clear peter loves the night light idea and obvs loves the results lol #it's just tony did kinda one-up him at his own game just a Little bit #tony 'dramatic and excessive' stark #tony stark #peter parker #iron man #iron dad and spider son #abusers get rekt #queueueueue #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: I think I've been doing great recently

Tony: You have 3 stab wounds!

Peter: No one asked you! This is a self evaluation!

Peter: also it's 4 stab wounds

#if you're going to criticise peter at least be right about it #only 3 were from a bad guy #the other one #happened when he took the knife from said bad guy #then fell over onto the knife #it was his arse that got stabbed #peter parker #ironman #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #tony stark #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker

[ircn-dad]

Whenever I'm sad I just remember how Tony whispered "kid" when he was dying because he wanted to spend his last minute with the person he risked everything for, the person he missed during those five years and he just got back just to lose him again.

And Peter probably heard Tony calling him because of his senses, but he didn't wanted to ruin Pepper and Tony's moment.

#and i get more sad #or the fact peter took tony's hand from the ground between his #to show him comfort and reassurance #or the fact someone had to take peter because he didn't want to leave his side #or the fact tony tried desperately to speak after that but he could just make sounds #but it makes me laugh Peter in the background while Pepper is with Tony #he's like 🧍😭 #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #tony and peter #iron man #spiderman #marvel #mcu #still not over tony's death #pepper potts #pepperony