#iron man ❧ ｢ tony stark ｣

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@cc-marvel-ultimate-variants Spiderman / Peter Parker: “My pants are filled with starfish.” // to Tony Stark, lmao - Pirate-themed Sentence Starters

Tony pulled his glasses down and looked at Parker. Where did he find adventure? They just came to the sea to take a break from all the routine of superheroics and to relax a little. They could afford it. Otherwise, Mei and Pepper would have killed them faster than any supervillain. The women sat nearby, distracted by their women's affairs and did not seem to notice them. It was for the best.

"I wonder what you had to do to get starfish into your panties? Is this some new fun among young people? Or did you find adventures on your spider ass and that is why you are in such a delicate position? "

#cc-marvel-ultimate-variants #pepper work ❧ ｢ answered ｣ #iron man ❧ ｢ tony stark ｣ #thank you!