#iron fam incorrect quotes

[incorrect-starbula]

Nebula: Quill asked me to be his fake date to a wedding because he's too insecure to go alone.

Pepper: I’ve seen enough shitty Hallmark movies to know this will end with you two declaring your undying love for each other.

#guardians of the galaxy #gotta use the iron fam in these quotes more #nebula #pepper potts #incorrect quotes #starbula #peter quill #marvel #star-lord #iron man #avengers #mcu

[funkylittlebidiot]

Tony: okay, next question. What's the meaning of pi Harley: pissing! Peter: Harley, we're doing algebra right now

#incorrect quotes #tony stark #iron man #peter parker #spiderman #harley keener #iron family #iron fam

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Tony: Hammer, you're an awful man. 

Justin: Uh, wrong, Tony. I'm a "lawful" man. 

Peter: Falafel man. 

Morgan: Waffle man. 

Nebula: Omelettes....Am I doing it right?

#incorrect quotes #iron fam #IronDad #original: bob's burgers #tony stark #peter parker #morgan stark #nebula #irondad and spider-son #spider-bro & iron sis #justin hammer #mcu

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotcanon]

...the hold that the nomad parent 'non is strong. AAAAA-

imagine if that nomad was just in the verge of succumbing to madness but their parental instinct when they saw Mogh and Morgott just won over the beckons of an Outer God. And then they've been fighting to keep their wits about by the power of love and for the sake of the kids and a bit of spite.

they've probably snucked out of the shunning grounds to get better food for them as well as other necessities like clothes, books, medical herbs and bandages, and maybe weapons?

On another note: incorrect quote for the uh... 'Noomend' fam

Morgott: "What are we having today?"

Frenzied flame: T̴̥̔͑͗H̶̨̲̼͓̔͒̈́͘Ẹ̸̣̣̞̬̓ ̷̣̇̎S̶̜͉͉̈̃͆͜͠Ȯ̸͔̤̥̀̽̓̌U̷̠̦̘͗̽͗̔̔Ļ̶̜̹̥̙̓S̴̮͕̦̉ ̸͈̇͌̾Ȏ̷͕̞F̴͙͕̼̥͌ͅ ̸̯͖̒̈́̾̚̕T̸̙͕̹̎͋̍̊͐H̵̳̍͑̕Ę̵̖͉̼̺͂ ̴̨̙͙̃I̴̹̘̟͊N̸̢͓̑́N̶̛̥̣̂̈́̆̈́O̴͇̫͊́̕C̷̱͖̘͖̏̆̌͆E̵̱̤͋̇̈͒̿N̵͓̝̄͗̐̄͝ͅT̵̺͍͐

Nomad parent: "hhh.... Roasted lamb-"

Frenzied flame: N̸̬̥̭̉̚Ô̶̡̥̜̬̌́̀̕!̷̥̺͇̮̣̽̋̄̓͝

Nomad parent: "- With maaashed potatoes and veggies"

Frenzied Flame: N̴̬͗͐͆̚O̶̧̟̕̕Ö̴̦͕́̀̅O̴̝̩̮̤͕̽̾!̷͖̹͔̠͎͆̄̒͛

Nomad parent: Mogh.

Mogh: Oh no, 'Mogh, in B flat.

Mogh: You're disappointed.

I love this for the Nomen family, anon. I see parallels to Malenia and her iron will. Nothing will stand in the way of the Nomad and their big-little omen babies.

No matter what, though, Mohg is always getting into some shit, even when they're adults.

Now I have some hc's swirling around in my head about them.

#morgott the omen king #mohg lord of blood #it's the nomen family. #*insert Addams family theme here.* #so wholesome. so cute.

[riseuplikeglitterandgold]

Pepper: Tony is an... emotional spender.

Peter: Nothing big.

Pepper: When you died, what was it he got?

Peter: Depressed.

Peter: ...

Peter: And an alpaca.

#source: grace and frankie #marvel #mcu #iron fam #iron fam incorrect quotes #iron dad #pepper potts #peter parker #gerald the alpaca #not me posting to the wrong blog again and having to rewrite this entire freaking post -_-

[bisexual-chupacabra]

Peter: My hair is getting too long.

Morgan: I could cut it for you!

Peter: You could?

Morgan: Sure! I cut dad’s hair all the time.

Tony: ...when do you ever cut my hair?

Morgan: You take a lot of naps.

#this is canon right? #morgan is so chaotic prove me wrong #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect mcu #peter parker #spiderman #peter parker x reader #tony stark #iron man #tony stark x reader #morgan stark #iron fam #iron dad #irondad and spiderson #peter and morgan

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Tony: Superhero scenario: You’re fighting a criminal, who you realize is your dad. How do you handle the situation?

Peter: Well, first, I would be like, “Dad, you’re alive?”

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[forgetful-nerd]

Peter: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Harley, stirring his coffee: Fuck you I prefer it with salt.

#original: I’m not sure saw it on a hxh incorrect quote #has this been done before #marvel #avengers #mcu #comics #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #harley keener #parkner #parley #spiderlad #iron fam #iron family #ironfam #ironfamily #supreme family

[liviasincorrectmarvel]

Tony: Pepper and I are having another child

Peter: That’s great, congrats

Tony: It’s you. Sign the adoption papers

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[sugar-cube-in-a-teacup]

tony: hey morgan can you say daddy?

morgan:

tony: come on, say daddy.

morgan: mommy!

tony: you’re a little shit aren’t you?

morgan: shit

tony: fuck don’t say that

morgan: fuck shit

pepper, entering: hey, morgan, having a good time?

morgan: fuck, shit!

pepper: who taught you that??

morgan: daddy.

#betrayal #tony stark #iron man #pepper potts #platonic pepperony #pepperony #iron fam #iron family #morgan stark #i love you 3000 #domestic #incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes

[incorrect-avengers-quotes46]

Tony, to the Avengers: Remember, if you need me, I’m available 24/6.

Clint: Don’t you mean 24/7

Tony: Nope, Saturday night is family game night.

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[incorrect-assvengers]

Pepper: *To Tony* Why are there little hand prints all over the walls?

Tony: *To Morgan* Why are there little hand prints all over the walls?

Morgan: I have little hands.

Tony: *To Pepper* She has little hands.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #alright let's do this one last time #incorrect avengers #avengers #Iron fam #Ironfam #Ironman #Iron man #Iron Man #Tony Stark #Pepper potts #Morgan Stark

[funkylittlebidiot]

Harley: *finds Tony sleeping on the couch*

Harley: *holds mirror under his nose*

Tony, without opening his eyes: I’m not that old, Harley!

#Tony stark #iron man #marvel #mcu #Harley keener #iron fam #iron kids #incorrect quotes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Harley(sits down and hears a crack): Either I just found Dad's phone or I cracked my buttknuckle.

Peter: I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's no such thing as a buttknuckle.

#incorrect quotes #iron fam #IronDad #peter & harley #original: wizards of waverly place #peter parker #harley keener #tony stark #mcu

[marvelously-incorrect-decisions]

Natasha: Remember what I told you, Morgan. The quickest way to a person’s heart is—

Morgan: Through the fourth and fifth ribs.

Natasha: That’s my girl.

#source: Tumblr #morgan #natasha #when tony made the mistake of letting Aunt Nat watch Morgan for the afternoon #mcu #mcu incorrect #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff #morgan stark #supreme fam #supreme family incorrect #the quickest way to a person's heart #Aunt nat #iron kids

[pixiemage]

Tony: walks into the living room Peter: sitting on the couch staring at the wall in blank distress and shock Tony: "...you okay there, kiddo?" Peter, mumbling: "The Wizard of Oz's real name is actually Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Issac Norman Henkle Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs and I don't know how to move on with my life." Tony: "Uh–" Peter: "And Mr. Peanut is actually named Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe Peanut. Bartholomew." Tony: . . . Peter: stares at Tony, on the verge of a breakdown "Who names a peanut Bartholomew????" Tony: slowly nodding Tony: "...okay I'm thinking you've had enough internet for the day. Why don't I show you what I was working on in the lab? It'd be a nice distraction from–" Peter: distraught "Mr. Stark, Winnie the Pooh isn't even Winnie the Pooh! His name is actually Edward Bear and I–" Tony: gently tugging Peter off the couch, muttering under his breath "Just wait until you find out Scooby Doo's full first name is Scoobert." Peter: "wHAT?!"

Later

Pepper: "Tony, why would you say that?!" Tony: "I didn't really think about it, okay? Now can you help me get the kid off of the ceiling? I'll move the couch cushions, you grab the broom..."

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