#irl Cart

[whatacartouchebag]

Me: Oh ha ha :) silly hands! :) I know I’m safe up here on this high platform! :)

Me: Oh what luck, they gave up! :D Now to go and collect my spoils! :D

Me:

jESUS FUCKIMG CHRIST ON A WHEELBARROW-

#you can pinpoint the exact second i panic pause to scream #fun times #anYWAY i hate these fuckers ✨So Much✨ #Zelda #TotK #Zelda spoilers #TotK spoilers #zelda totk #tears of the kingdom #irl Cart

[theorahsart]

Incorruptible pt 1

I hope you enjoy my little history comic~ I haven't written/drawn a historical fiction in like 4 years. Getting the depressing part out of the way so we can go to the fun light hearted parts lol

#incorruptiblecomic #Im sorry I cant get away from bright colours even when I try to do smth set irl lol #webcomic #comic update #comic #history comic #historical fiction #frev comic #french revolution #frev art #robespierre #maximilien robespierre #saint just #thermidor #this is immediately inaccurate because they went in a cart to their death #no one marched lol

[ragingbullmode]

some liner looks i remembered to save… watermelon is from today 🍉💚

(they/them only)

#me #sorry theyre all hella filtered… without it the colors dont show up as bright as they look irl 😭 #1 lady said she didnt like my watermelon look bc of the meaning behind it & i was like idgaf if u complain one more time im invoking my #right to refuse u service for harassing me for my beliefs in store & she shut right up lol #probably bc her cart was huge af & she told me she was in a rush… loser !!! #also… if anyone knows if any place sells liner pencils in bright purple that isnt run by pos… pls lemme know lol 😭

[talos-stims]

stimboard for The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™ with no soap or slime for @aperturesciencebrandedsilly!

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#talos stimboards #stimboard #stim #the stanley parable #tsp #adventure line #office #yellow #yellow stim #cleaning carts #fern #computers #desks #paint #markers #mop markers #oil paint #industrial #??? #irl hands #metallic #gray #brown #beige #green #blue #echo park

[aj-lenoire]

david didn’t become a preacher after the world ended because he found god. no one needed teachers anymore, no one was sending their kids off to school to learn math. the only way he could keep power and authority—and specifically power and authority over children—was by turning himself into a holy man.

#he’s terrifying for how real he is #i love cordyceps as an antagonist—it’s legitimately super interesting #but david’s evil is uncomfortably real #also #i cannot stress enough that david was not actually a holy man—he said himself he wasn’t a believer and became a pastor AFTER the outbreak #that’s the whole POINT of him—using an established institution of authority to hold on to power when the institution he WAS using collapsed #the last of us #the last of us 1x08 #aj watches #pro tip! no one who ever talks about ‘‘be fruitful and multiply’’ ever has anything good in mind #the reason there are so many irl abusers in the church is because it is an institution where questioning authority is an absolute no-no #when questioning some guy is seen as analogous to questioning god—that guy basically has carte blanche to tell people to do anything

[callilemon]

Did I run with the fact Vanitas and I are both born in February?

Yes.

Am I delusional?

Also yes. 💙💚

#I'm not this cute IRL #i promise #I'm just delusional #and i love vanitas #but not like that #that's noé's job #vanitas no carte #vnc #the case study of vanitas #fanart #doodles #anime #vanitas #manga

[stellarish]

Jumping on the meme bandwagon

#drew this really small irl to capture the wonkiness of the original meme #it's like 2.5 inches across lol #featuring kururu sgtfrog (who I was obsessed with at ages 11/12) #and Noé Archiviste vnc (who I'm obsessed with now) #art #stellart #memes #we're gonna have to kill this guy #vnc #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #noé archiviste #sgt frog #keroro gunso #kururu #kululu #ID in alt text

[asksimonbelmont]

Cheers! 🍻 What, if any, dishes do you like the best? And, perhaps…? *gently slides the Ocarina of Time towards Simon* I dare you to play this. ;)

Food is the furthest thing from my mind at the moment…

Wha’s this?… How do I play this?

(Oh, they must be playing a trick on me...)

#sorry for the delay on replies i've been busy irl #a few days without drawing simon and i'm frustrated that he looks “off-model” to me #ah well lol #any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #fun fact i initially thought you handed Simon the N64 cart for OoT and asked him to play #i cackled thinking about this man just holding a hunk of plastic like “what do i even do with this" lol #50 followers celebration

[incorrectmonkeesquotes]

#The Monkees #Davy Jones #Micky Dolenz #Michael Nesmith #Peter Tork #incorrect quotes #gifed quotes #c: showverse/irl #i really try to organize these in a specific way... sometimes it dont work out like that #s01ep01 royal flush #s01ep11 monkees a la carte #s01ep24 monkees a la mode #s02ep01 it's a nice place to visit

[salemaesthetic]

Finally decided to start sharing some cosplay now that con season has started ~

Comicon 2024 Day 2 ~ Saturday cause I didn’t go yesterday ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

#IRL Inky #Vanitas Cosplay #Vanitas No Carte #I have more to share but Tumblr is mean about posting multiple videos so I post them later #Faceless Artist out the window

[pinkhairandpokemon]

hey anyone else who’s done the Galar gym challenge, I’m curious- which gym mission did you struggle the most with?

this is kinda embarrassing but for me it was Milo’s- those Wooloo were going EVERYWHERE and those Yamper they released onto the field did not help at all 😭

-Blake

#my favorite overall was Bea’s tbh #there was something fun about being punted around in a rolling cart #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #pokeblog rp #pokemon #pokemon oc #pokemon rp #trainer blake

[whatacartouchebag]

There’s something Very Aussie about the Rural Fire Service sending you an email to say “we’ve updated our rating system to make it easier to understand! :D”

And it’s just.

They removed Low from the fire danger scale.

Low.

Fire danger now starts at Medium.

But don’t worry, the scale still goes all the way past Extreme and tops out at Catastrophic, because why wouldn’t it.

#irl Cart #STRAYA #thankfully never had to personally deal with that Catastrophic rating myself #no no noooo #only ever had to deal with Extreme once and that was enough for me 😬 #bushfires here are wild yo and i’m so so thankful i now live in an area that’s fine for the most part #save for that one time the ENTIRE STATE was on fire a couple years back lmao #just calm down there nature

[scopostims]

fly minetti (lisa: the painful) stimboard for anon :•]

[ID: A 3x3 stimboard themed around Fly Minetti from Lisa: The Painful, the center image being him. Clockwise from top left, the GIFs show:

GIF 1: Someone running and pushing a shopping cart with two people inside of it, releasing it so they roll quickly down a parking lot.

GIF 2: Someone breaking apart an egg with chopsticks, spreading it to release the yolk into a bowl of ramen.

GIF 3: An old advertisement showing a group of people running down a grocery store aisle with shopping carts.

GIF 4: A bowl of shoyu ramen being slid forth into the camera, then chopsticks lifting up some of the ramen.

GIF 5: Someone riding on the back of a shopping cart, then kicking it up so only the back wheels are on the ground, then disappearing into a store aisle.

GIF 6: Chopsticks lifting up a bunch of noodles.

GIF 7: Someone sliding a long line of shopping carts over to the side, the motion starting in the back and moving to the front in a curve, before the rest in a straight line again.

GIF 8: Someone stirring ramen around in a pan with chopsticks.

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#scopostims original boards #stim #stimblr #stimboard #stimmy #cw hands #food stim #ramen stim #shopping cart stim #cart stim #irl people #lisa: the painful #fly minetti

[sweetenby]

That one Rudolph lesbian post has me all kinds of fucked up

Me foaming at the mouth desperate to explain that male work animals are more often than not castrated vs clamping my mouth shut bc then I'd be siding with a homophobe vs knowing it's meaningless bc the animators didn't care about any of that and just gave the reindeer antlers bc it looks good

#God I know I'm an annoying pedant but I hate not correcting misinformation/misconceptions #I just want to share my knowledge #I'm shaking And Crying #Also reindeer are used as working animals irl #And they're normally half castrated so that they have enough testosterone to be strong #But they have lower levels of testosterone so that they're more mild mannered #Like most work animals have names to refer to castrated males specifically bc of how common it is to do that #Like oxen doesn't mean cow it means a male castrated cow that has special training to pull equipment n carts n stuff #my animal adhd fixation aside #I don't think any of this information is relevant to ppl shipping whatever they want #Like if you want to say they're lesbian yeah they're lesbians! #This is the most epic interal battle I've ever had #And it's just me telling myself not to add things in the tags of a post #I am mentally unwell #These tags specifically are driving me crazy #Bc like it's you're acting like it's insane for ppl to castrate reindeer when that is smt the indigenous ppl of the north do regularly #And I don't like that #But also it's a post about lesbian reindeer that's not relevant

[omegasmileyface]

dreams are so awesome. had a totk dream last night where i did side quests and shit it was awesome. it was also very explicit about the fact that the botw games are, canonically and explicitly and deliberately, set in the fallout universe

#i dont know if thats right actually. #there were button presses and everything it was shockingly in-depth game design for a dream #we were on a boat preparing for a voyage— let it be known i was not particularly link. i think my brain mixed up my Special Protagonists #into a slurry to represent the player character. but anyway so i had to assist with like 3 tasks preparing the ship for launch #carting a big piece of ice around with a dude in it. with a timer challenge not to melt it since the boat had lava sub-floors. #AS BOATS DO. #a rope pulling sequence involving... esentially mashing but with joysticks. nobody use this irl it sucks. #and some shit involving a malfunctioning cannon where i had to freeze the bad launches in the air (reaction time) which would apparently #let the cannoneer fix the mechanism .. anound the floating balls ? i dont get that part. #and then after that the cannoneer (who was the sort of default leader of the ship bc everybody loved her and also she was the sister of the #captain and also butch.) sent me off to join some teenagers doing everyones favorite boat activity: getting in the little platform at the #bottom of the prow creating a sort of underwater stage and swordfighting whatever comes through the water. obviously. #now like i said this was a totk dream so obviously i took care of this one through my usual botw swordfighting techniques #(standing there and mashing y and just kinda taking damage until im done) #yeah. this of course was after like 3 other dreams— THOUGH they were mostly gentle and forgettable and not drains on my sleep #so i think the citalopram is starting to wear off

[taylibrarian]

Someone check on 13 Management, they hired someone whose passion really is graphic design by accident.

#this is the first time I'm adding a ton of stuff to my cart #helloooooo well designed merch!!! #Delighted thrilled ecstatic #And frankly all the ornaments are cute too #taylibrarian irl