A business has to be involving ~ @richardbranson
A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise
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*At a Batfamily meeting*
Tim: As the only one in a committed relationship- Selina doesn't count after your whole wedding drama- I really feel-
Jason: what do you mean 'thE OnLY oNe', you aren't the only one
Tim: oh yeah, who else is in a serious committed relationship?
Jason: Me? I've literally been married for years?
Bruce: EXCUSE ME???
Dick: who to?
Jason: Roy
Dick: EXCUSE ME??? EWWW YOU AND ROY, GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD, MY FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GROSSS
Jason: Wait, did none of you know? I literally call him my partner all the time
Tim: To be honest we thought you meant partner in crime, not marriage
Jason: I mean, both but still...
*Later, during the ✨vigilante hours✨ of the night*
Bruce: I hear you are married to my son
Roy, panicking cause Bruce is really protective of his kids: Oh, shit, um, yes- yes sir
Bruce: without my blessing
Roy: uh, yeah, we were on a time crunch, married couples can't testify against each other
Bruce: without inviting me to the wedding
Roy: I uh- you were gone that weekend, business trip
Bruce: I haVE A PRIVATE JET, I WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN! IT WAS MY SONS WEDDING, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN THERE
Roy: I'm sorry, sir
Bruce: tell me one more thing
Bruce: was Ollie there?
Roy: No
Bruce: Does Ollie know
Roy: No
Bruce: your recompense is to allow me to be the one to tell him so I can brag to him that I knew first
Roy: uh, sure?
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Raphael: Your cooking is perfect as always, Solomon. I would marry you in a instant if it meant I can have it for the rest of my life.
Solomon: Haha you flatter me, Rapha--!?
Raphael: *already pulled out a ring*
Solomon: Oh god, you're serious.
Raphael: Make me the happiest angel alive and accept my proposal please?
Solomon: I...uh...Have plans to marry MC in the future?
Raphael: I was prepared for that...
Raphael: *pulls out another ring*
Solomon: ...
Solomon: ...MC? DARLING? CAN YOU COME OVER FOR A MOMENT PLEASE??
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Astarion: Gods below, what is Gale cooking this time? I can smell the disappointing odor of melancholy and nutmeg from here.
Gale: *From across the camp.* YOU AREN'T GOING TO EAT ANY OF IT, ANYWAY!
Lae'zel: His food does lack daring and confidence. Perhaps some spices could salvage it, but I am not optimistic.
Astarion: Well, what do you expect from a man whose diet consists of moldy trinkets and old boots.
Gale: *From across the camp.* YOU KNOW I DON'T ACTUALLY EAT THEM!
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DMs (mature, discussions of sex)
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*relaxing at a bar*
Graves: I'm sure we all have had some… interesting messages from our soldiers at one point or another
Nik: I’ve definitely had INTERESTING ones
Graves: Can’t be more interesting than the time I was put in a group chat with FIVE of my Shadows who wanted a gangbang
Price, quietly: Alright, that didn’t take long
Nik: I have gotten several messages from some of my men BEGGING to suck me off
Price, giving in: Fuck it- A soldier once sent me screenshots of a groupchat that was created purely to talk about the shit my people would do to me. And they sent the most explicit messages
Nik: *laughs* I think I was a part of that!
Graves: *snorts into his drink*
Farah, sitting down with a drink: I had a couple soldiers asking if they could watch Alex fuck me
Graves: *unintelligible noises*
Farah: Or if they could fuck him while I watch
Nik: *bent over the table laughing*
Laswell, coming up to where they’re sitting: I have a whole folder on my phone with nothing but screenshots of when people sent me a message calling me ‘mommy’
Graves, wheezing: I’ve got so many messages about ‘wanting to tame a bronco’
Laswell: *laughs*
Price, unable to take a drink because of how hard he’s laughing: Oh my god- They keep asking if I wear the hat during sex or not!
Farah: Well do you?
Nik, slamming his drink down: he does!
*everyone loses their shit*
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A business has to be involving ~ @richardbranson
A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise
business, business quotes, Richard Branson quotes, creativity, creativity quotes, involvement, involvement quotes, Richard Branson, fun, fun quotes, instict, instict quotes #PICTUREQUOTES, #QUOTES
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katara: zuko, about that text you sent me last night—
zuko: oh, that was autocorrect!
katara: autocorrect wrote 'you're hot please step on me'
zuko: yes, that's correct
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