#into the garbage chute flyboy

[transmascskywalker]

the nickname flyboy is the sexiest thing to come out of star wars. the simplicity of it. the thinly veiled malice. the whimsy. you can use it for literally any cocky pilot. it’s incredible.

#INTO THE GARBAGE CHUTE FLYBOY #star wars #casper screams into the void

[shackle-foes]

Olberic is extremely good at controlling the shadow cause he's had 20 years of experience. First time it comes out during the story is at the arena. When he comes to, he's handcuffed to some fence at the edge of town, Gaston is almost dead and everyone is terrified of him

THROWING MYSELF AWAY

#mav answers #into the garbage chute flyboy

[fulcrumwrites]

Prompt #3

At work, we have something called “the bailer”. The bailer is a machine that crushes cardboard. In the morning and in the evening, we have enough cardboard to make two large cubes of cardboard, which we compress with wires and ship it off to be recycled. Since it can be dangerous, I wasn’t allowed to touch it until I turned eighteen.

It’s kind of my co-worker’s fault for making me think of this: imagine your antagonist tying up your protagonist and throwing them into a bailer. The walls are thick metal to prevent cardboard from bursting and to form a cube shape. There would be no way for a restrained protagonist to escape as the heavy metal crusher is slowly lowered, threatening to squish them into a gory pancake. They plead with the antagonist to stop, screaming as the space gets smaller and smaller. The opening where cardboard is thrown in narrows until it’s gone, leaving the protagonist no way to escape. Just as it’s about to crush them, it stops. If the antagonist is particularly cruel, they can leave them there, not knowing if the heavy metal will suddenly complete the processes and crush them.

Basically the retail version of a trash compactor from Star Wars.

Or make it like a Saw horror movie situation where they have to solve a puzzle to escape.

#whump #writers on tumblr #writing #writeblr #writerscommunity #prompts #whump prompt #writing prompt #into the garbage chute flyboy #claustrophobia #whump community #i work retail

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

No actually hi I’m not done talking about episode 3 because have we mentioned yet how fucking monumental it is that the little girl who you’d think would be a prime candidate for a damsel in distress storyline fought her way out *almost entirely single-handed.* Not the man. Her. She never gave up and absolutely blitzed her way out of there without even needing a proper plan. Crosshair is just her backup. The subtle messages in this show mean everything, we have 6’4 of seething super soldier with a vendetta and a gun and it’s his baby sister who’s the one masterminding their way to safety *I can’t tell you how feral I am about this*

Star Wars feminism is so good when it’s good, Leia would be so fucking proud of her 

#morgan speaketh #take that damsel in distress trope and throw it right out the window thank you and goodnight #the bad batch flips harmful stereotypes on its head with SPITE and that’s one of the many things i love about it #mega really said into the garbage chute flyboy #bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb omega #tbb crosshair #tbb s3 #tbb season 3 #the bad batch #tbb

[hauntthumans]

LUKE SKYWALKER

19. pansexual. he/him. the only hope to save the galaxy. never been off of tatooine before old ben showed up. didn’t want to accept that darth vader was his father but ultimately did. saw the light in his father and managed to restore balance to the force. tried to start up a jedi academy but failed. spent the rest of his life in self imposed exile. fc: chase stokes. secondary.

LEIA ORGANA

19. heterosexual. she/her. the princess of alderaan. has known about the war since she was old enough to read. has always wanted to help the rebels but didn’t really expect it to happen like this. becomes a general for the rebel alliance and rises to the task wonderfully. never forgets what vader did to her joke planet. never really tries to become a jedi the way luke did. fc: lily james. secondary.

HAN SOLO

21. pansexual. he/him. a self proclaimed scoundrel. smuggles for jabba the hutt and has been in debt to him for a while. agrees to take luke and old ben on the falcon because he needs the money. wasn’t expecting to get caught up in a war. certainly wasn’t expecting to be made a general. goes back to smuggling after the war ends to make more money. fc: alden erenreich. secondary.

CAL KESTIS

19. pansexual. he/him. has been hiding out on bracca since order 66 was executed. doesn’t like drawing attention to himself. blames himself for his master’s death. goes with the mantis crew because he has no one else. destroys the holocron so that force sensitive kids don’t have to go what he went through. travels the galaxy searching for other artifacts so that he can either get rid of them or return them to their rightful owners. fc: cameron monaghan. secondary.

verses

LUKE SKYWALKER

i was going to toschi station ; verse - pre canon

i am a jedi, like my father before me ; verse - canon

no one’s ever really gone ; verse - post canon

i’m here to rescue you! ; verse - modern

you’ll find i’m full of surprises ; verse - crossovers

LEIA ORGANA

kind but sad ; verse - pre canon

somebody has to save our skins! ; verse - canon

may the force be with you ; verse - post canon

we have powerful friends ; verse - modern

into the garbage chute, flyboy! ; verse - crossovers

HAN SOLO

i take orders from just one person: me ; verse - pre canon

never tell me the odds ; verse - canon

let’s blow this thing and go home ; verse - post canon

there aren’t enough scoundrels in your life ; verse - modern

we’re gonna have company! ; verse - crossovers

CAL KESTIS

i will honor your teaching and your sacrifice ; verse - pre canon

trust only in the force ; verse - canon

i’m not interested in power ; verse - post canon

don’t stand out, don’t reach out ; verse - modern

what makes you think i want out of here? ; verse - crossovers

#char : luke skywalker #i was going to toschi station ; verse #i am a jedi‚ like my father before me ; verse #no one’s ever really gone ; verse #i’m here to rescue you! ; verse #you’ll find i’m full of surprises ; verse #char : leia organa #kind but sad ; verse #somebody has to save our skins! ; verse #may the force be with you ; verse #we have powerful friends ; verse #into the garbage chute‚ flyboy! ; verse #i take orders from just one person: me ; verse #never tell me the odds ; verse #let’s blow this thing and go home ; verse #there aren’t enough scoundrels in your life ; verse #we’re gonna have company! ; verse #char : cal kestis #i will honor your teaching and your sacrifice ; verse #trust only in the force ; verse #i’m not interested in power ; verse #don’t stand out‚ don’t reach out ; verse #what makes you think i want out of here? ; verse

[starwarsotsource]

Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

#swedit #starwarsedit #swcreators #starwarsotedit #leia organa #leiaorganaedit #moviegifs #movieedit #scifigifs #scifiedit #filmedit #star wars #*ours

[bossuets]

@paletmblr event xi: space leia organa ★ into the garbage chute, flyboy!

#swedit #star wars #sw #leia organa #leiaorganaedit #carrie fisher #original trilogy #anhedit #a new hope #otedit #filmedit #paletmblr #** #mine.gif #userdiana #userelke #1k #flashing gif #flashing tw

[userpoe]

Into the garbage chute, flyboy!

#swedit #starwarsedit #starwarsblr #thestarwarsdaily #starwarsfilms #star wars #leia organa #nym.gifs #anyway.

[casp1an-sea]

Star Wars But Better Part 7

here’s the link to the master post so you can get part one: Master post

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(Han and Luc leave “Escorting” Chewie along the hall. They get into an elevator and head down to level 5)

Luc: I can’t see anything in this helmet

Han: No wonder these guys can’t shoot a bantha at point blank range if they tried.

(Meanwhile Obi-wan does some tractor beam stuff)

(The elevator door opens)

Han: (Mumbles) This isn’t going to work

Luc: shut up

(They step out of the elevator chewbacca between them)

Officer: Where are you taking this… thing?

Luc: *Cough* Racist

Officer: Excuse me trooper?

Luc: (Sounding official) Prisoner transfer from block one-one-three-eight

Officer: Hm, I wasn’t notified i’ll have to clear it.

(The officer turns to his conceal and Han takes off Chewie’s binders while he’s not looking)

Han: Watch out he’s loose!

(A fire fight breaks out and the dumbfounded guards are easily bested by the large beast)

Luc: (Shoots a trooper down) Oops I was aiming for the wookie.

(Luc runs down the corridor containing the cells and Han switches on the com link on the command panel)

Han: (Over the sound of blaster fire) Everything is under control. Situation normal!

Intercom voice: What happened?

(The firing stops as the last trooper is killed by Chewie)

Han: Uh… slight weapons malfunction. But everything’s perfectly alright now.We’re fine. We’re all fine here thank you… How are you?

Intercom voice: What’s your operating number?

(Han shoots the com link)

Han: boring conversation anyway. LUC! We're gonna have company!

(Luc stops in front of a door, blasts it open and hurriedly steps inside. A woman in a white dress and donut hair is lying on the bed. She looks up when Luc comes in)

Leia: Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Luc: (Removes helmet) Excuse me???? I’ll have you know I’m prime ankle-biting height!”

Leia: (Seems slightly disturbed) Who are you even?

Luc: god

Han: A little help?!

Luc: (Turns to leave and then looks back at leia) Take your choice, Die out there (Points to the hallway) Or die in here!

(Leia follows luc out into the firefight. The Hall is now teaming with troopers)

Luc: Wow great distraction Han

Leia: Looks like you’ve managed to cut off our only escape route

Han: Great now there's two people ganging up on me!

Leia: This is some rescue!

Han: (Points at Luc) Their the brains not me sweetheart

Luc: Wow you really just called yourself stupid, alright.

(Leia grabs Luc’s gun out of their hands and shoots at a grate blowing it open)

Han: What the hell are you doing?!

Leia: Someone has to save our skins, into the garbage chute flyboy! (She jumps in)

(CHewie grumbles definitely)

Han: Yeah I here you Just get in there I know it smells bad but I’d rather not have to deal with imperial tourture tactics.

(Reluctantly Chewie hops into the shute gets stuck for a second but makes it through)

Han: Wonderful girl! Either I’m going to kill her or I’m beginning to like her!

Luc: If you choose the latter, remind me to get a vomit bag. (Jumps in the shute han follows behind)

(The group lands in a giant pile of garbage and stand knee deep in dirty water)

Han: (To leia) Wow what an incredible smell you discovered!

Leia: At least it smells better than you!

Han: Princess If I didn’t need the reward money you’d be dead by now!

Leia: (Distractedly) Noted

(Han pulls out his blaster and fires at the door. The bolt does nothing and just bounces off of the magnetic walls nearly hitting luc in the back of the head till it explodes on a random piece of scrap metal.)

Leia: Are you trying to get us all killed?

Han: Sorry your highness but I wasn’t getting any other ideas from you!

(Suddenly a tentacle emerges from the gunk and wraps around Luc bullying them under the sludgy water)

Han: LUC! (Han dives in trying to grab Luc and pull them up. A few seconds later he comes up gasping for air) No use I can’t see a thing. 

(The tentacle surfaces again with Luc still in its grasp then pulls them under once more. Han begins shooting blindly at where the tentacle had been. Suddenly the walls of the trash compactor start closing in and with a shriek the trash monster disappears. Luc surfaces gasping for breath)

Luc: (Gulps) You’re a terrible shot!

Han: Yeah thanks for trying to save me Han! No problem Luc!

Leia: There’s something more important happening! (Gestures at the walls) Get something to brace them!

(Han grabs a long metal pole thing from the trash and he and Leia push it up against the walls. It slows the walls but they’re still closing)

Han: One thing for sure we're all gonna be a lot thinner!

Luc: Great, we're in a horror movie! (Rebers their comlink and picks it up from their belt) THREEPIO!

(I’ll let pictures describe this scene)

(Sorry there are no pictures)

Threepio: Oh hello sir.

Luc: SHUT OFF ALL THE TRASH COMPACTORS!!!

Threepio: Oh dear! R2 shut off all the trash compactors.

(R2 and threepio are now waiting in the hangar by the falcon as they were kicked out of the control room by storm troopers. R2 beeps something as he messes with the computer and the walls stop closing in. Han, Leia, and Luc cheer.)

Threepio: Listen to them! They’re dying artoo! Curse my metal body! I wasn’t fast enough. It’s all my fault! Pour Sir Lucifer!

Luc: Hey guys you hear that Treepio cares if I die!

Threepio: Sir Lucifer! You’re alive!

Luc: Unfortunately! (Sits up straight to avoid the shoulder height sludge) Now get R2 to open the Dang door!

(The door opens and the group exits. Luc and Han down their stormtrooper armor (aside from the utility belts) because well they’ve been submerged in garbage sludge. Sucks to suck Leia and Chewbacca)

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@theosb0rnway

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@sunshinechildskywalker, @xentari94 your not on my tag list but it’s Star Wars so I thought you might like it

#star wars #Star Wars AU #re writes 🦈 #original trilogy #fan fiction

[cabezadeperro]

very few things that are more satisfying than moving something from the wip folder to the finished works folder

into the garbage chute flyboy etc

#maríadont

[starpeace]

top 5 things about leia. whether it be moments, or facts, or whatever

1. in legends when, aged like 12, she got expelled from school for staging a sit-in protest over juice, playing the republic anthem, and replacing every mention of palpatine’s name in the school databases with a swear word

2. sometimes i sit down and think too hard abt shmi skywalker’s granddaughter being a huttslayer and i go a little insane

3. sorry to have sequels enjoyer disease but the relationship she has with poe in my brain..... everyone read the poe dameron comics issue #14 right now or perish. nobody understands me like the poe dameron comics issue #14

4. cool hair. like it’s just very cool

5. "INTO THE GARBAGE CHUTE FLYBOY"

#sorry these are probably not the hottest takes i am not a leia specialist but i do love her #leia organa

[bobafetts-princess]

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”

#my partner and I are watching A New Hope #and Princess Leia IS my comfort character #I love her #I would die for her #I miss Carrie fisher #she’s one of my idols #and I wish I’d gotten to meet her before she passed

[stormkobra-5]

A few random things about me you should know for the day:

1) I’m writing I swear to god I’m writing but very slowly

2) Ya’ll have no idea how badly I want full-blown VR with one of those impact registering sets and an omnidirectional treadmill to be my first Battlefront 2 experience ya’ll have no idea how badly I just want to play that game

3) I’m very patiently waiting for the day when someone tells me it’s weird that I like Star Wars so much as AFAB so I can use the iconic line, “Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”

4) Somebody needs to edit Poe Dameron with Angel with a Shotgun tell me I’m wrong

#stormkobra 5 ramblings #poe dameron

[dcpravities]

@mvsicinthedvrk​ said: “Into the garbage chute, flyboy!” (pippin to luke)

        star wars ask meme / not accepting!

“alright, alright. you know, if you’re going to tell me to get into the garbage, you could at least say please,” luke responded, unsure if that was actually a serious request or not. he looked around, knowing that garbage chutes were self-contained here — after all, there wasn’t exactly an entire outer space that they were throwing things into. he looked over at the other, an amused expression on his face as he continued talking. “that’s flyboy luke to you. what’s the emergency?” 

#answered — luke. #mvsicinthedvrk #/ feel free to continue if you'd like!

[coreofgold]

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!” (reggie & dizzy)

Meme day ! @rainbowmuses

"I'm going I'm going." Why Dizzy agreed to this. . .is beyond her but it's different. "Also not a boy."

#rainbowmuses #muse: regulus #Ah just a witch here and there. Mostly it’s just a lot of scrubbing scouring and sweeping. Lots and lots of sweeping (Dizzy interacts)

[hansolobot]

"What the hell are you doing?!" "Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"