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#interspecies shenanigans
magpiesbones · 7 months
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I STILL think about Paper Girls honestly. That series rocked. Believable teenage girls who were also INCREDIBLY fucked up and time shenanigans. It’s been too long since I read it for me to really analyze it but I SHOULD reread it.
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lassieposting · 7 months
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Fic Concept:
Tali'Zorah is, if she does say so herself, something of an expert in galactic romance. Her omnitool hosts a 6 terabyte collection of romance and romcom vids from across the spectrum of known species, and after that much media exposure, she's fairly sure she's familiar with all the ins and outs of each culture's dating milestones.
She knows, for example, that family members have certain duties in a clan member's new relationship, in human cultures. As one of Shepard's closest friends, she also knows that the poor thing has no family to fulfil those duties for her.
Determined to see Shepard and Garrus's relationship turn into Shepard and Garrus's marriage, she starts handing out responsibilities to appropriate members of the Normandy crew. Shenanigans ensue.
(AKA the one in which Tali is convinced common romcom tropes are actually essential milestones in any human romantic relationship, and takes steps to make sure Shep and Garrus get to experience them.)
Ideas that made me horf:
- Wrex, as Shepard's oldest and closest (deeply violent) male associate, is enlisted to give Garrus the if you break her heart, I'll end you speech usually performed by the father, on a visit to Tuchanka. Maybe he absolutely knows Tali has misread this, and lowkey gives the speech over shots of ryncol, wheezing about how Shep would kill Garrus just fine herself. Maybe he has no idea this isn't an actual important human ritual, and performs his part with ceremonial gusto. Anyway, he does it, and somehow manages to be vaguely heartwarming about it anyway or gives Garrus some sign of approval.
- Mordin, as the oldest male friend on the Normandy, is tasked with interrogating Garrus at "Family Dinner". He does so, but very few of the questions he asks are actually relevant to the typical Meet The Parents dinner, and Shepard actually learns a few new things about Garrus herself.
- Joker volunteers to be "mom" and bring out the baby pictures to show Garrus. He doesn't have any pictures of Shepard as an actual baby, but he does have some funny or embarrassing ones from their time serving together under Captain Anderson he's been itching to share, and that's almost the same thing. She's more baby there than she is now, anyway.
- Tali strongly encourages Garrus to spend time "bonding" with Grunt. It's very important to make sure your future wife's child knows he is included in your new family unit, Garrus! An eventful trip to the zoo/museum/etc ensues.
- Bonus wedding chapter where Wrex is bullied into formal wear to walk Shep down the aisle; Jack paints Cipritine face markings on Grunt thinking they're Vakarian family markings and then sets him loose on Garrus's extended family, who are all very confused as to how this young krogan is apparently from Cipritine; Zaeed gives a hilariously inappropriate speech as Best Man and accidentally outs Garrus as Archangel in front of Aria T'Loak; Kasumi attempts to hook up with Jacob in a time-honoured tradition of inadvisable bridesmaid/groomsman couplings, and Mordin makes use of his STG training to break into the honeymoon suite to leave a tasteful gift basket of sex aids on the bed, because Tali has banned him from giving them in front of the guests.
Just. Interfering Interspecies Crew Way Off Base But Have Loving Intentions. And in the end Shepard is deeply exasperated, but also very touched by the effort put in by the people that love them, and honestly lowkey glad that they got to experience those cliche moments after all.
Bonus points: crewmembers who really do see Shepard/Garrus as family also trying to share their traditions with her/him. Like, if a krogan warrior convinces a fertile female to join his clan, that's a big deal and maybe the clan throws a huge feast and party to celebrate, so Wrex does that for them. Or maybe asari pass hereditary jewelry from mother to daughter to be worn at the first bonding ceremony to a beloved life partner, so Samara lends Shep hers to wear for the wedding. Shit like that.
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sincerely-sofie · 1 month
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Gonna need to make an official poll for this at some point… HOWEVER:
What kind of content would you like to see from me after TPiaG is finished uploading?
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I’ve got a lot of storylines I could pursue that are TPiaG-adjacent (like my 5,000 branching AUs), or I could try and continue the fic chronologically somehow. Alternatively, I could start a new fic with some original PMD characters of mine— or even try branching out into some more fandoms or posting my original work!
Here’s a list of some of my stuff I’ve posted about previously to provide some ideas, but don’t feel bound to discussing them alone:
Mortality Exchange AU: A TPiaG alternate storyline where Twig manages to kill Darkrai during the Dark Crater fight and becomes his replacement as the Legend of Nightmares.
Dugtrio Day AU: A PMD2 AU about a new Hero and Partner that revolves around a time loop, how it affects the Hero, and how she breaks out of it and deals with the aftermath.
Legends Lost: An original storyline set in the same universe as TPiaG, but starring an almost entirely original cast and plot.
Peepaw + Isekai’d Cat: A duo of PMD OCs— Necrozma and the once-human litten who helps him recover his true form by giving him hope— and their daily lives.
Paradox Fam: A group of PMD OCs starring a human-turned-flutter mane and said human’s adopted mother and father, a slither wing and iron moth, who hate each other’s guts.
Team Crypt: An exploration team of PMD OCs who solve mysteries in a manner that rivals the shenanigans of Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang.
The Creeping Chronicles (at end of post): A fantasy story about bug people with trauma which has evolved rapidly and dramatically from when I impulsively uploaded a prologue in comic form.
Room 214: A stand-alone short comic about a reluctant exorcist and a friendly ghost that I think could be expanded upon into a broader storyline.
The Name-Oath: A two-part original story about a mortal woman who divorces a fairy prince after an ugly falling-out, and his desperate efforts to get back together.
THIMBLEQUEST: An original video game concept about a tiny moth knight who’s on a quest to find the seven holy thimbles and save the land from an ancient threat.
Unnamed Pokémon Gym Story: A mainline Pokémon OC that is a weather-enthusiast pokemon trainer and her golisopod who keeps bringing home injured bug-types.
Homebound: An Among Us fanfic featuring interspecies adoption, unlikely friendships, tragic backstories, and angst. A lot of angst.
Massive Art OC Dump: (This links to a summary of a lot of original projects with art associated with them.)
If you’ve got some time to share your thoughts or any ideas, please let me know!
Nothing is certain at this point, but I thought I’d start asking for opinions early!
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[NSFW] Oviposition saiou prompt
Hina: You could make a bubble guppies saiou au Me: Make it oviposition or get out of here Bunny: just make a normal mer au hina Hina: Excuse me. What? Me: I said Make it oviposition or get out of here, mer sex or go to the normal ⁠au-corner [because it was in a nsfw channel]
Hina: Monokuma the orange fish Bunny: MR GROUPER DESERVES BETTER monokuma is grumpfish /j
Hina: Why oviposition Me: Seahorses, hell, one of them can even be a seahorse prince if you want, think about it But actually just because I like it [red evil smiley emoji] Bunny: really catering to hina's interests huh [Hina's thing with horse prince is Pit lore, sorry]
Bunny: i rlly enjoy ovi/eggpreg stuff which is VERY funny since normal pregnancy is. one of my biggest squicks, so are saiou childhood friends AND eggpreg bc then we can slide in some 'if you don't get married by-' Me: I don't know the cartoon, I just want the egg laying action Bunny: i go for interspecies ovi usually but they can both be mer this time. as a treat Hina: I'm down for anything childhood friends [but we had to explain ovi to him]
Bunny: chasing each other thru the seaweed a mating chase/capture could be fun, as a throwback to their childhood games,, Me: That's so cute Bunny: it is!! they're giggling the whole way through kokichi teases him abt it because shuuichi always lost their childhood races (he will win this time) whether it was something along the lines of hysterical strength or kokichi let him the world will never know Hina: WHY IS THE HE WILL WIN SO THREATENING Bunny: BECAUSE HE'S GONNA TACKLE KOKICHI INTO THE MUD AND FILL HIM WITH EGGS, HINA Hina: EXCUSE ME??? Bunny: WHAT TJE FUCK DID YOU THINK MATING CHASE/CAPTURE MEANT Hina: I wasn't paying attention to that part I was just like. "Oh chase sounds fun" Wait so loser gets egged? Bunny: yes, hina what a way to phrase it
Hina: Also isn't that like. A shitton of eggs Me: Not the craziest amount of eggs in the nature world But yeah, it can be lowered for the mers, they evolved past the high infant mortality biological precautions Hina: Also how big are these eggs Like relative to a human Bunny: i was thinking about kokichi getting an ovipositor as thick as his arm stuffed in him ok big eggs because i want to make kokichi cry Me: Tiny, Okay, sure Hina: Where are these eggs going Bunny: his womb??? where else would they go… Hina: He has a womb??? Bunny: both of them do MER HAVE DICK/OVIPOSITOR AND VULVA, AS WELL AS ALL OF THE INTERNAL MECHANICS THAT IMPLIES Hina: Where do they go do they just. Sit in there. Bunny: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIT IN THERE DID YOU EXPECT THEM TO DO A LITTLE DANCE Hina: WHAT DO THE EGGS DO Like do they have to lay the eggs? Or are they just. Eggs for the sake of eggs and get dissolved like human eggs do? Bunny: are blanks (like unfertilized chicken eggs) just for sex purposes? hatch inside leading to live birth? get laid and THEN hatch? eat each other like shark pups??? lots of options Kai: THEY INCUBATE IN THE FATHER AND HATCH AND HE PUSHES THEM OUT HINA Hina: WAIT SO THEY HATCH INSIDE???? Bunny: there's plenty of real fish that do that, hina Dra: Yea the dads just pops the babies out Hina some fish give birth fun fact Hina: IM QUITE LITERALLY ALLERVIX TO EGGS I HAVE AN EGG ALLERGY Okay [Bunny] just explain the AU I'll Google it
Bunny: WHICH ONE Hina: CHILDHOOD FRIENDS MERMAIDS WITH A SIDE OF OVIPOSIFION YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MARRIAGE Bunny: saiou are best friends as children. both of them are disliked by almost everyone and find a safe haven in each other, eventually promising to mate each other by age [idk] if no one else will. Shenanigans Proceed, they have a better pod and found family now but the joke promise remains,, kokichi brings it up when it's time as a funny haha because obviously shuuichi wouldn;t want HIM and shuuichi misinterprets and thinks kokichi is making fun of the concept of wanting HIM, cue third act breakdown and resolution. Me: Wtf Why would you add angst to it Bunny: that's not angst it's hurt/comfort they're fine being raised in a pod that hated them both led to some self esteem issues but they find love in each other and their new friends and family they have a mating run/chase through the seaweed and shuuichi wins, pinning kokichi down and filling him tf up. the end i like emotions in my egg porn what can i say im stealing from pregame hcs and saying baby shuuichi is just, WAY too into poison for everyone's comfort, to be supportive, kokichi keeps asking him to '''poison his enemies''' he will not
Me: How do they actually resolve the conflict and get together tho? Bunny: idk they have a conversation about it maybe one of them is packing to dramatically leave and the other one accidentally spills the beans on their pining we never decided if they actually have babies huh Hina: No that's why I was confused Is there a reason they need to mate Is it a for life thing? Bunny: generally i assume yeah? Hina: Okay so it's kinda just because? If they wanted theh could be unmarried? Bunny: i..guess?? hina it's porn Me: Ofc they have babies, if they didn't want babies then they should have yeeted the eggs
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wangxianficfinder · 2 years
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In the mood for a Fic...
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1. For the next in the mood post - can you recommend some really funny fics? Whether it’s the premise or the writing, just something silly and fun and a little ridiculous
Magic Mishap by Regency_Bunny (T, 8k, WangXian, NieLan, Modern AU, Single parent WWX, Fluff, Humor, Kid Fic, Meet cute, Love at first sight, Himbo LXC, Magic tricks)
🧡don't threaten me with a good time by livinginaworldofnoise (G, 60k, WangXian, Modern AU, Great British bake off AU, Script format, Fluff and Crack, Reality TV, Social media)
boyfriend material by ricken (M, 41k, College AU, Bad pick-up lines, Fluff, Humor, Mutual pining, Happy with a happy ending)
Please Call Me Again by legendlanzhan ( T, 5k, WangXian, Modern AU, Kid fic, Single parent WWX, Prank calls, Fluff, Humor)
🧡Important Distinctions by nagi_blue (T, 5k, Junior Quartet Centric, Background WangXian, Fluff, Crack, Translation into Русский available: Важные различия by Alre_Snow, Greykite, WTF Modao Zushi 2022 (fandom_Wei_Wuxian_and_Co) )
Heir and Parents by draechaeli (G, 4k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Marriage, Crack)
A Little Bit of Helpful Advice by pupeez4eva (T, 2k, JC & WWX, WangXian, Time Travel, Humor, Crack, Someone tell JC to sober up before he time travels, JC interrupts the Jin banquet with a few words of advice, Yunmeng Bros)
Impulse Spending by mondengel (Not rated, 890, LXC & LWJ, WangXian, Crack, Humor)
can you feel it by lanzhancore (E, 5k, WangXian, Modern AU, Awkward Sexual Situations, Established Relationship, Hospitals, Slice of Life, Fluff and Humor, Idiot Lovers, Crack Treated Seriously)
no certainty of doors between us by betts (T, 6k, WangXian, Modern AU, College/University, Roommates, Crack Treated Seriously, Drunken Confessions, Idiots in Love, dubiously consensual spooning, Enemies to Lovers, Sharing Clothes, Hurt/Comfort, Tooth-Rotting Fluff)
CEO Billionaire Lan Zhan by detention_notes (T, 2k, WangXian, Modern AU, Parody, Pining Bunnies, Wealth, Crack)
Wangxian Tax Universe Series by adrian_kres, RoseThorne (T, 5k, WangXian, Modern AU, Americana, Taxes, Family issues, Fluff, Crack)
The Mistletoe Virgin by Vamillepudding (G, 12k, WangXian, Modern AU, Romantic Comedy, Friends to Lovers, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Deaf LWJ)
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2. Hi, do you have any fic recs where either WWX or LWJ is an alien? Maybe more of a first contact/alien invasion sort of plot rather than a whole "in space" au? @ehyde
Lost and Found by diamondbruise (E, 51k, WangXian, Modern AU, Alien Lans, Baby Alien LSZ, Slow burn, Soulmates, Crack treated seriously, Rough Sex, Happy ending)
every time we touch (i get this feeling) by celerydragon (T, 16k, WangXian, SciFi AU, Alien LWJ, Human WWX, Fluff, PWP, Pining, Psychic bond, Telepathy, Interspecies Romance)
so, your roommate's an alien by ariskamalt (Not Rated, 11k, WangXian, Modern AU, Alien LWJ, Roommate AU, Mpreg, Established Relationship, Dream sex, Eggpreg, Crack treated seriously)
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3. Hi Mods! Thank you for everything you do on this blog! For the next I'm in the mood for could you rec me some LWJ desperately wanting WWX to move into the Jingshi with him? Like they love each other but WWX is still roaming around and LWJ is so ready for that to change and have his WWX with him all the time. I don't mind a modern AU but would prefer canon verse. Thank you!
It's Only Time by etymologyplayground (T, 8k, WangXian, Epistolary, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, It's About The Yearning., Getting Together, Love Confessions)
No more looking, I've found home by annadream (G, 3k, WangXian, letter writing, Post-Canon, Love Letters, Happy Ending, Self-Indulgent, Epistolary)
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4. I’m in a mood for Wangxian Shenanigans (tm)
I Was Uptight, Wanna Let Loose by Anonymous (E, 2k, WangXian, Masturbation, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, Semi-Public Sex, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Imaginary blow jobs) extremely explicit cloud recesses arc shenanigans, pls make sure you read the a/n, this one hits some pretty specific kinks
tame by rikke (T, 11k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Very Dumb, very fluff)
Relentless by covalentbonds (G, 1k, WangXian, LWJ & WWX & LSZ, Everybody Lives/Nobody dies, Fluff, LWJ is Ripped, Inspired by Fanart) canon divergent shenanigans ft bb a’yuan
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5. Oh great a powerful mods! I need help 🙇 I’m in the mood for Dark!Lan Zhan fics but ones that don’t feature him manipulating or Stockholm-ing Wei Ying. More of the “he’ll kill someone that looks at Wei Ying wrong and then buy Wei Ying flowers on the way home” kinda vibe. Can you recommend anything like that?
Manmade Fate by YumichanHamano (T, 7k, WangXian, Modern AU, Dark LWJ, Organized crime, Arranged marriage, Fluff)
🧡Rule Number One: Never get attached. by KizuKatana (E, 130k, WangXian, Modern AU, A/B/O, Light Angst, Crime Boss LWJ, Rogue criminal genius WWX) The crime boss! lan zhan tag might be up their alley, but this is only one that I have read and highly recommend!
🧡modus operandi by synonemous (E, 21k, WangXian, Modern AU, Serial killer WangXian, Eventual happy ending, WangXian's Canon Kinks, Smut)
🧡in flagrante delicto by synonemous (E, 39k, WangXian, Modern AU, Serial killer WangXian, A/B/O, Mpreg, Smut, Wangxian's Canon Kinks, Modern Yi City arc, Angst with a happy ending)
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6. Hi! is there any fics with a cottage core kinds theme? Specifically one where both wwx and lwj reside in a cottage in like a rural area and are living a very peaceful type of life?Thank you!
come to the harbor of your longing by occultings (microcomets) (E, 32k, wangxian, modern w/ magic, cottagecore, hauntings, mediums, slice of life, dreams, no angst, smut)
tessellate by mellowflicker (T, 18k, WangXian, Modern AU, Cottagecore, Hurt/Comfort, Gratuitous Domesticity, extremely touched starved, we found love in a hopeless place mp3, background NieLan, Happy Ending)
Summer Rain by Sweetlittlevampire (T, 15k, WangXian, Modern AU, Romance, Getting together, Rabbits, Domestic fluff, Tooth-rotting fluff, Cottagecore)
dance into your hurricane by rightdowntothebone (E, 65k, WangXian, Modern AU, Amnesia, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Miscommunication, Misunderstandings, i mean look at canon, me manifesting my cottagecore future 2: the electric boogaloo) heads up this is a 65k one shot, so pace yourself reading it lol
the lives of birds by bleuett (E, 15k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Domestic Fluff, Gardens & Gardening, Fluff and Humor, Family Feels, Established Relationship, Anal Sex, Rimming, Blow Jobs)
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7. For "In The Mood For.." could I request concubine/harem AU's? Preferably with prince/emperor Lan Wangji, but anything is fine. :)
The Imperial Jewel by Serinah (E, 39k, WangXian, Emperor LWJ, Concubine WWX, Dubious consent, A/B/O, Fucking while pining)
Rattling our cages by danegen (E, 65k, WangXian, Slow Burn, A/B/O, Pining while Fucking, WWX has a vagina, Canon era) this one is a variation on the concubine theme with an omegaverse twist
Kingfisher Feathers by anonymous ( E, 122k, WIP, WangXian, Royalty AU, Emperor LWJ, Concubine WWX, A/B/O, Mpreg, Mutual Pining, Angst with a happy ending) ABO, it’s still a WIP, but it is AMAZING! The world building is meticulous, the smutty parts are steamy, and the humor is sublime ♥️♥️♥️
Flowers in the Palace series by stiltonbasket (T, 19k, Female WangXian, NieLan, Female LXC, Emperor NMJ, Empress LXC, Happy Ending, Misunderstandings, Getting together, Harem, Concubine WWX, Consort LWJ) Harem AU with fem wangxian as part of emperor nmj's harem, but he has no relationship with them
For #7 I am recommending some Emperor!Wei ying that give the palace/concubine/harem vibe :)
The Last Concubine by deliciousblizzardshark (T, 13k, WangXian, Royalty AU, Emperor WWX, Concubine LWJ, LWJ Whump, Forced Marriage, Starvation, Non-physical spousal abuse, Fluff and Angst, Doing the Wrong Thing for the Right Reasons, Happy Ending, WWX Takes Care of LWJ, Translation into Español available: El Último Concubino by deliciousblizzardshark, evirtual3)
Ab aaja re mere piya by mastani (T, 3k, WangXian, Royalty AU, Emperor WWX, Consort LWJ, lwj being a pouty baby, also lwj being salty, because lwj doesn't not like to be exposed)
Conquering the Emperor by catbrainedschemes (E, 21k, WangXian, Historical, Imperial China, Emperor!WWX, General!LWJ, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Historically Inaccurate, Misunderstandings, Fluff, Eventual Smut, Light Angst, Slow Burn, Happy Ending) this one is technically General!LWJ and Emperor!WWX
catch this manic rhapsody by anatheme (E, 23k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Emperor WWX, Power Dynamics, AU where the Yiling Patriarch became the First Emperor of the Cultivation World, he calls LWJ his Concubine Lan and baobei, Switch WangXian, Mutual Pining, Immortal WWX)
The Concubine Mo Chronicles Series by Enigmatree (T, 71k, WangXian, Royalty AU, Prince LWJ, Concubine WWX, Mild Hurt/Comfort)
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8. hi! your blog is lovely i adore it so much!!! i'm really in the mood for a fic where lwj openly defies his family to get together with wwx/support wwx even as his family/Lan Clan hates it. just wangxian defying society and people to be together! thank you so much!!!! @darceth
A War of Stone and Silence by kitsunealyc for defractum (nyargles) (T, 4k, Canon Divergence, Burial Mounds, Lans Being Crappy Communicators, Wall of Discipline, Remix)
Share Your Silence Series by Terri Botta (Isilwath) (Varied, 138k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, LWJ stays at Burial mounds, Romance, Everyone Lives, YL WWX)
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9. Hellow Mods, good day to all of u. Can I ask for recommendations on any Role reversal fics, but I would really love some Yunmeng siblings role reversal. Thank u so much.<( ̄︶ ̄)>
If I Could Go Back in Time by Runningbarefoot (M, 122k, wangxian, JYL & JC & WWX, LXC/NMJ, canon divergence, role reversal, angst w/ happy ending, grief/mourning, loss, YLLZ WWX, hurt/comfort, healing)
Uno Reverse by A_flower_in_the_snow (M, 62k, wangxian, lan WWX, OOC, role reversal, 0not JC friendly, not Jiang friendly, time travel fix-it, WIP)
master of shadows by lily_winterwood & Matriarch (M, 41k, wangxian, major character death (WWX), canon divergence, YLLZ LWJ, dark LWJ, dark LXC, pining, soft JC, switching, bottom LWJ)
all the same reasons by aghostandchangeling (Not rated, 203k, wangxian, canon divergence, role reversal, YLLZ LWJ, fluff, angst, WIP)
bloom into the ground by tattletold (M, 58k, wangxian, canon divergence, major character death, role reversal, angst, grief/mourning, pining, happy ending, Mojo’s post)
Keep Holding On by abCEE (M, 257k, JC & WWX & JYL, wangxian, canon divergence, role reversal, YLLZ JYL, yunmeng sibling dynamics, good uncle LQR, sunshot campaign, PTSD, established relationship, angst w/ happy ending, WIP)
Down with the Yiling Laozu!! by Marinelifeclub (T, 5k, wangxian, major character death, YLLZ JC, not JC friendly, not Jiang friendly, mentions of mpreg)
❤️overcast by willowcatkin (T, 7k, wangxian, canon divergence, role reversal, angst w/ happy ending)
through carrion glass, the stars by tombenough_and_continent (T, 13k, XXC/SL, XXC & LWJ, XXC & WWX, canon divergence, role reversal, major character death, sunshot campaign)
Like Petals in a Storm by bladedweaponsandswishycoats (jeweledichneumon) (E, 11k, wangxian, role reversal, resentacles, happy ending)
Alleviate by Carey_Miller (M, 122k, wangxian, major character death, modern, role reversal, YLLZ LWJ, reincarnation, angst w/ happy ending, fluff, hurt/comfort, romance, pining, heartbreak, friendship, family bonding, smut, WIP)
A Home Is Not A Place by staringatstars (G, 4k, NHS & WN, LWJ & NHS, wangxian, major character death, role reversal)
blood on lotus blossoms by cryptenhope (T, 7k, wangxian, JYL & WWX, canon divergence, role reversal, YLLZ JC, sect leader JYL, angst w/ happy ending, WIP)
Let the rain drown the wilted lotus by BlueAthena (Not rated, 20k, JC & WWX & JYL, JC/NHS, JYL/JZX, wangxian, role reversal, personality swap, YLLZ JC, sect leader JYL, JC centric, fluff, angst, slow burn, WIP)
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10. Hello! Fics where wangxian do not know each other before and WWX is the very fiersome YLLZ. Including but not limited to one's where it is wangxian arranged marriage, or their meeting by chance and lz not knowing that THIS is the yllz. But any where lz and or lxc either give the scary guy a chance or are uncertain of him but later learn that he is good, etc.
carried by the wind by saichan (T, 7k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Different first meeting, Burial mounds crows, Letters, Yi City, Post SSC, Rogue Cultivator WWX, YL WWX)
Fated Meeting by LtLJ (G, 6k, wangxian, canon divergence, arranged marriage, post apocalypse, hurt/comfort, happy ending, YLLZ WWX, BAMF LWJ) locked and can only be seen by logged in AO3 users
Sunlight smoke and silver ashes by apathyinreverie (M, 7k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, A/B/O, Street Kid WWX, YL WWX, Secret Identity, BAMF WWX, Falling in love, Romance)
hot necromancer singles seeking dom daddies in your area by Mikkeneko (M, 19k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, BDSM Scene, Yiling Wei Sect, Aftercare, Brat WWX, Mojo's bookmark)
love, in fire and blood by cicer (E, 360k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, YL WWX, Arranged marriage, Mutual Pining, Slow burn, Political scheming)
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11. Hi Mojo! I was wondering if there's any fics with Hualian as Wei Wuxian's parents? Or maybe other couples from others books/donghua etcs?
a warm coal in the hearth of our hearts by eccentrick (T, 46k, HuaLian, TGCF Crossover, Found Family, Kid fic, Fluff with plot, Angst, Hurt/comfort)
The Human Realm Is Not Worth It by Ju_StADreamer (T, 150k, WIP, ShenZhao, WangXian, Guardian Crossover, Time Travel Fix-it, Friends to Lovers, ShenZhao adopt WWX, Angst with a happy ending, Not Jiang Friendly)
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12. Hello wonderful mods! I would like to ask whether are there fics where LWJ/WWX is not entirely forgiving of his Sect and Lan Xichen? Especially post canon. A lot of fics seem to be way lenient on LXC and Lan sect prejudice ~ @hid9884
the moon obscured by clouds by unnecessary (M, 75k, WangXian, XiYao, Canon Divergence, Demonic Cultivator LWJ, Angst, Getting Together, Accidental Marriage, Case fic)
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13. I'm in the mood for... sickfic. All the sickfic, specifically with Wei Wuxian as the one cared for. But! I've already trawled AO3's sick/illness/sick wei wuxian tags. Any sickfic that isn't tagged as such, please rec me! Even if it's only a part/chapter of a fic (Like with Hope Dangling by a String by KouriArashi, or Letters by Withbroombefore, or many works by Stiltonbasket), I'd be happy to find it! Thank you! @kesterling​
Sick Bed Reserved In Gusu Lan by scifigeek14 (T, 14k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Sick fic, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending, Golden Core Reveal, Fix-It)
hunters seeking solid ground by Attila (E, 23k, WangXian, Canon Compliant, discussion of canon character death, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, bed sharing, Getting Together, Yearning, Literal Sleeping Together)
Walking Back To You by vesna (mrsronweasley) (T, 20k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, some graphic descriptions of an injury, Getting Together, Good Uncle LQR, wangxian-typical misunderstanding) might fit. wwx isn't sick but he is gravely injured
the thread may stretch or tangle but it will never break by RoseThorne (E, 70k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Soulmates, Chronic pain, Switching, Golden Core Reveal) wwx has chronic pain
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14. Hiii! I hope y’all having a great week. For the next in the mood for, I have two requests: a) a fic where jingyi plays the flute/xiao and he’s good at it (since he’s always critiquing wwx at the beginning) and b) a fic where wangxian became part of the romantic lore of gusu lan, maybe they even got to be part of history lessons as a couple? Thanks!
14B)
Retrouvaille by wxparoxysm (T, 69k, WIP, WangXian, XiCheng, Modern AU, University AU, Teacher WWX, Student LWJ,) Retrouvaille has the history and their love story in it
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15. Hi mods! I am looking for fics where Mo Xuanyu lives and has WWX as a friend/mentor/big brother/father figure. Canon era or AUs are great, but no mpreg or A/B/O please. Any pairings are welcome. Thanks for all you do!
The storm comes and goes (and I keep walking) by Naamah_Beherit (M, 41k, WWX & LSZ & MXY, & WN, Canon Divergence, Found Family, Blood and Injury, Identity reveal, Rape/Non-Con, Reunions, No Romance)
Mo XuanYu’s Bewildering Re-Start by MarbleGlove (T, 9k, WangXian,. WWX & MXY, WWX & WQ, Time Travel, Suicide attempt, Unreliable Narrator)
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If you didn’t get an answer to your ask here, don’t forget to make use of @mdzs-kinkmeme and MDZS KINK MEME on Dreamwidth. Authors actually do use them for ideas. You may get what you order!***Your prompt doesn’t have to be kink! Fluff, crack, whatever - it’s all good!***
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huntinglove · 2 months
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A little gift for my darling friend @profictiontheatre, of his character Princeton and Hunson! I hope you like it 🫂💙
CW: NSFT, interspecies, boot worship, breeding (mentioned), a hint of primal play
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With a quiet hum Hunson pulled back the sleeve of his suit, looking at his clock and glancing back at Princeton, calmly resting over his lap. The demon cleared his throat and spoke with a firm tone.
"Princeton. I need you to organize these documents, I'll go ahead and head home. I'll see you in a little while."
Before the poor cat could say anything, his master strutted out the door, barely able to keep his composure as he plotted a surprise for his fluffy boyfriend. As time went on, Princeton quickly separated the small pile of files into three different piles: pain, pleasure and weird punishments.
The task was simple enough and the cat was done in under half an hour, worriedly making his way back home, trying to think about the possibility of something he had done that could've upset Hunson. Princeton's blood ran cold for a moment, thinking about his usual shenanigans as he spent most of the day teasing Hunson. Bending over seductively and grinding against his lap at any given opportunity.
Worry made his stomach turn at the thought of having genuinely upset his beloved master, causing him to pause for a moment before stepping into their home. With a deep and sharp breath, the cat walked inside, met with an oddly empty and silent house.
"Hunson? Are you home?"
As Princeton made his way around, a quiet sound of humming caught his attention, making his ears turn towards it. The cat made his way upstairs, being met with their bedroom's door closed, Hunson's voice whirring gently behind it.
The cat gently opened the door, the nervousness that had taken over him instantly melting away at the sight before him. His master laid entirely bare, except for a brand new, shiny pair of red boots. Hunson adjusted his pose just slightly, so that he could properly catch Princeton's reaction.
"There you are, I thought you'd take longer... Come on, let me see that pretty face of yours."
Unable to get any words out of his throat, the cat gulped for a moment, slowly walking towards his master as his tail swayed gently behind him. Once at hand's reach, Hunson scooped Princeton up, carefully placing him on his lap and placing a small kiss to his cheek as his hands wandered.
"My my... You were up and at it today, huh? Did you think I wouldn't notice the way you were teasing me? You must've really needed me to touch you, huh?"
A small jolt made it's way through the feline's spine, an anxious stutter being all he could manage to let out.
"I... I.."
Hunson shushed him, chucking as his hands weighed Princeton down against his crotch, having his tentacle squirm around underneath the cat.
"Shh... You know what happens when you misbehave like that, don't you my dear? Go on now, get on your knees so I can remind you of a brat's place."
A heat of warmth surrounded Princeton's face as he obeyed the command of his master, sitting over his heels as he looked up at the demon above him, a nervous but expectant smile forming on his face.
With a quick flick of his legs, Hunson positioned one of his boots directly in front of Princeton, a mischievous grin slowly growing as his voice purred down at the cat.
"Show me how much you need me to touch you. Now's your chance to be my little whore."
Princeton quickly wrapped his arms around Hunson's leg, sitting over it's vamp and desperately humping into it as small, muffled whines escaped his lips.
Hunson watched the scene, reaching his hand down to stroke the top of the cat's head, chuckling at the sight of Princeton desperately licking the bright red leather in front of him.
It didn't take long for Princeton's voice to get louder, his whines longer and his moans clearer, Hunson could tell he was close to cumming. Without a word, the demon simply allowed his beloved cat to finish all over his boot, watching how his eyes rolled back and how his whole body quivered at the feeling.
Once Princeton's limbs became more limp, Hunson pushed him down on his back, pressing his boot over the cat's chest, watching how is eyes darted around desperately.
"Such a little slut. Look at the mess you've made... Do you have any idea how hard it'll be to get your cum off my boots? Well, maybe I should just show you, huh? Go on then, you're going to clean up every last drop."
Princeton's eyes stared up at Hunson as he slowly opened his mouth, voice trembling as he could feel himself getting hard again.
"Y-Yes master..."
Princeton tilted his head as his tongue flicked over the boot, lapping up the glossy coat spread across it as his eyes never left Hunson's. The cat's breath became shakier as he enjoyed the taste of his own cum, mixing in his licks with adoring kisses as his paws held on to the boot above him, gently pressing it down against his chest as he whined at the feeling of it's weight over him.
Once all of the white coat was gone, Princeton opened his mouth to show Hunson how he had swallowed every last drop, a bit of drool dripping down from the side of his lips.
The demon looked down at him with a proud gaze, slowly removing the boot from Princeton's chest, allowing the cat to get up on his knees once again. Before he could fully position himself, however, Hunson placed his hands under the cat's arms, picking him up and placing him back on his lap as he sat on the bed.
"There we go... You did such a good job, my love. I think it's about time I give you a reward, wouldn't you agree?"
With a barely audible tone, Princeton's voice escaped his throat, quiet and shaky.
"Please... Daddy..."
The word caused Hunson to abruptly pull Princeton into a deep kiss, towering over him as he placed the cat on his back, feeling how his cock desperate twitched underneath him.
Moans and whines could be heard through the kiss, the vibrations of it all reverberating against Hunson's throat. The demon allowed his tongue to slither into Princeton's mouth and throat, holding him down in place with his sharp claws.
Before their lips could part, Hunson's tentacle began to tease Princeton's entrance, wriggling in excitement as it's wetness lubed up the cat's ass, causing him to jump for a moment.
Once the kiss was split, Princeton was left panting as Hunson placed hungry kisses and bites to his neck. The demon chuckled as he whispered next to the feline's ear with a hum.
"Are you ready for your reward? I'm going to fill you up until I can't fit anything else inside of you."
Princeton's claws dug into Hunson's skin as his tentacle slipped inside the cat's tight hole, a loud moan escaping his lips at the feeling.
"Fuck... You're so warm, my prince..."
Unable to keep still, Hunson began pounding away at Princeton, feeling himself growing more and more desperate as his slippery cock explored his lover's insides desperately.
Princeton could barely speak, simply repeating the words "Yes", "Master" and "More" over and over again as his twitching cock rubbed against Hunson's stomach.
The feeling was intoxicating to Hunson, causing him to speed up as much as he could, his groans and moans slowly becoming more rasp and loud. His voice became deeper, his growls became almost animalistic.
His hips moved in strong and quick thrusts, trying his best to fill up Princeton as much as possible. Slowly, his features became sharper, as did his fangs. A line of drool dripped down from his fangs as his open maw stood above the cat's face.
"Need.. Breed..."
Hunson's voice was demonic at this point, practically breathless as he ruthlessly pounded away at his lover, pushing his body weight down on him as Princeton moaned beneath him.
Once Hunson began to cum, his hands dug into Princeton's hips, moving him up and down quickly, pressing him against his crotch with his last thrust, a pleased roar escaping his throat as his chest purred.
Without sliding his tentacle off of Princeton, Hunson placed his hand over the cat's stomach, carefully pressing down on it as he felt his bulge inside the feline, who felt himself cumming over Hunson's hand.
As the demon calmed himself down, he smiled deviously at Princeton, licking the white liquid coating the back of his hand. Princeton took a moment to catch his breath as Hunson slowly slid out of the cat, panting at the feeling of his master's seed dripping out of him.
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theshadowrealmitself · 10 months
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I've been looking at your star trek "oc from our time gets cryogenically frozen and wakes up in the future" and I need to know more about all of them
Oof which specific post? I have several because “person from around modern times wakes up at some point in Star Trek future” is one of my favorite types of ocs
I have frozen if I don’t want or need them to be really good at science or have astronaut knowledge, and then I have ocs that end up in the future through wormholes when I want specifically spaceship shenanigans
The frozen ones can range from angst from people adjusting to their loved ones and everything they know being gone (especially if they were kidnapped and frozen against their will and god how horrifying would that be to alien species? That humans would do that to their own kind?)
To healing (these ones were usually frozen for health reasons, they already made peace with dying and losing their loved ones, but when they wake up they have a new lease on life and learn how to enjoy living)
To romance (not only interspecies relationship shenanigans, but also because of the time differences)
To just humorous situations (most current one is people being aware that there’s someone from the past in the area, and trying to figure out who, thinking that anyone from pre-First Contact would have no idea how to act when surrounded by aliens, but they’re just chilling, they adjusted to everything pretty well, no even suspects the actual person it is)
And then miscellaneous (favorite of this one is just,, someone who can make stuff by hand pretty well, like knitting, and while other humans might not really care cause replicators can just make it instantly, other species are pretty excited by it like “humans can just,, make that?? By hand?? And it’s really soft???” it’s v self indulgent but! this is the self indulgent blog)
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Sorry if you already did something like this 😅.
Interspecies relationships in the Urban Fantasy world? Your pick of species.
Modern Fantasy Monsters: Interspecies Relationships
Enemies to Friends to Lovers relationship between a werewolf and vampire. Have a teasing/ rivalry relationship between a rough and tumble werewolf girl who has to be tutored by the class snooty nerd vampire who would rather stand out in the sun and burn to death than deal with his rival. However, as they learn about each other and highschooler shenanigans happen they eventually becoming friends and even more later on.
More Gay/ Lesbian romances with monsters! Two muscular gruff orcs having wholesome boyfriend moments. Like, they are just the sweetest couple you have EVER met. Parents who are attentive in their children's lives and will bring hell fire to anyone who DARE hurt their kid. They are friends with the lovely lesbian elven couple down the street and their kids are best friends. (Just more wholesome shit okay?)
Maybe Demon and Angel romances where they are omg roommates. Like they accidently end up as roommates when they're trying to research life on earth. Thus, they end up researching together. (I am a huge fan of Good Omens sooooo... this is sorta inspired by that.)
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beckface · 2 years
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WORDGIRL ANIMAL AU
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Okay okay this took forever but it was so much fun AHHHH!
More about this au-
First things first Capt. Huggyface is NOT an ape in this au! He’s a human (or human passing alien) lmao. He left his home planet of Lexicon to scout out new territories for the government, but unbeknownst to him a tiny kitten snuck on to his spaceship!
Like in the show he crashlanded on earth, except this time THIS earth is populated solely by intelligent animal life. He can understand them, but they can not understand him, but soon he realizes that the kitten that accidentally came with him CAN speak to him and speak for him. It’s basically the same as in the show, except with animal shenanigans and Huggy being like way taller the Becky and also she’s legit just a cat
He sets up shop in the woods, but the Botsfords find them and adopt Becky. Huggy doesn’t go with them in this au though because he feels weird being under the care of a dog and kangaroo, and he’s a grown man. Through Becky, he becomes friends with them though and hangs out with them and Becky often. He kinda just, is the only person on earth and every animal finds him facinating at first. 
Some other minor changes:
- Squeaky was Boxlietner’s evil lab assistant. He was jealous of Steven’s genius so he tricked him into trying to create a mind reading device, that Squeaky rigged so that Boxlietner’s brain would merge onto his. It went wrong, and Squeaky became attached to the doctor.
-General Smoochington is Victoria’s Butler
-Lil Mittens is Butcher’s adopted baby
-Any pets shown in the show are generally now roomates, friends, or family members
-When it comes to interspecies couples it works like in Bojack Horseman where the kids are one species or the other, it’s best not to think about it too hard
-They do have animal instincts when I want them too otherwise don’t worry about it
-Yes they still eat meat but it’s strictly seafood, this goes for the Butcher’s whole thing too, learnerer is an alien and hyperintelligent
Everything else is pretty much the same! This is more of an excuse for me to draw animals because I like drawing them more then people KDJDS Also warning I will actively be ignoring correct heights in the future
I will happily explain any of the animal choices whifwdkjs thanks to everyone who helped me with them too
Mini things I’m adding on
-Johnson is a cheetah because he’s a nervous child and also they put Puppies and Cheetah Kittens together to comfort each other in captivity, TELL ME THAT ISN’T TJHONSON
-Okay everyone around me said Miss Question is an Owl and i’m PRETTY sure it’s for the sole reason because owls say “who”. It also works because she can fly though and got her powers at night
-Dtb sometimes gets carried away with cackling evilly and starts howling. Becky, living with two dogs, knows to just wait it out. He also wags his tail but since it’s a mouse tail it looks really silly
-Both Glen and Tobey say they’re wolves and DTB is getting real sick of the appropriation
-Nocan’s tusks are disturbingly powerful
-Whammer whams by rearing up and hitting his hooves on the ground
-Butcher can roar out meat aswell as shoot through his paws
-Dtb once threatened to eat Steve McClean because of how fed up he got. Becky hissed at the mousebrain to get him to stop and “play fair”
-Violet is sooo physically awkward, being a fawn
-Scoops climbs on his friends a lot to take pictures and get a better view
*Becky staring at Scoops, in love*
Scoops, slightly worried she’s about to hunt him: 0_0
-Tobey tries to bury himself in a hole and does the fox thing where they dive face first whenever his mom comes to fetch him
-Arg winds himself up in a knot like all the time
-The narrator is also an animal but he changes what animal he says he is every episode
-The scene where mr big is climbing his statue and is like “Haha you can’t get me now wordgirl!” because he forgot she can fly happens all the time, because he flies up and forgets that she has superpowers. She can not only fly without wings but has superspeed, so like, what was your plan there Big guy
all together image for a bit better size reference-
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SOME CHARACTERS NOT PICTURED:
-Maria is still an energy monster! Considering having her just be on all fours though
-Rose is a german shepard
-Reginald is a peacock
-Chazz is a llama
-The mayor is a beaver MAYBE
-Exposition guy is a ostrich
-Grocery store guy is a lemur
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littlestfuzz · 7 months
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my new oc, thinking his name is gonna be Tevvel.
I really wanna give him a cute human gf so they can get up to fun interspecies shenanigans🤤
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terrorscififest · 11 months
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And we're done! This fest was filled with h*rny robots, space AUs, fascinating moths, apocalypse settings, profound sea/space parallels, interspecies shenanigans, and much more. Thank you to everyone who participated!
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dabiwantsfood · 1 year
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ok so there was pirate pol and mer avdol then there was mer pol and pirate avdol and now there's both of them as mers
it wouldn't have the dynamic of an interspecies romance but there could be a lot of shenanigans with that setting lol
Honestly, mermaid x pirate, pirate x pirate, mermaid x mermaid, all of these are good as long as it's Avpol 🥴👌
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monstersandmaw · 9 months
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Book rec?? I have one that deserves way more love!
Strange Love by Ann Aguirre
It's strangers to lovers, I guess?
The alien is actually strange and inhuman. Both support each other and overcome some interspecies shenanigans.
The writing and character arc is full of love
If you come around reading it, I'd love to hear, how you liked it :)
Ooh, thank you! Much appreciated, as with all the others I've had!
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quartzguts · 7 months
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i always see these and mean to do them and forget qwq but i love tag games so!!
Tagged by: @ivorydice thank you!!
Currently reading: silence of the lambs (actually i read most of it in early july and have not finished it yet due to Laziness)
Last songs: i was listening to a lofi mix immediately before writing this up lol but before that was probably the ost for interspecies reviewers, which slaps unexpectedly hard
Currently watching: i'm rewatching gurren lagann, which i've intended to do for a while! i'm also watching akame ga kill with my bestie
Current fic: i am honestly hesitant to say lol because i am reading a 130k fic right now but it is so so dead dove that i kinda don't want to name it. but it's so good. also reading victim by a_hispida, who writes some of the best yashisato fic around, and the soldier and the thespian by defectzero
Writing: hooo boy, do i have some wips. so: how deep the bullet lies, my longfic askelives au; a currently unnamed askefinn au where askeladd was not the one who killed thors and thorfinn is a slave; another unnamed au where askeladd was hired to kill thors when thorfinn was a baby, (bad) shenanigans happen and askeladd raises baby thorfinn; a short rolo-centric code geass oneshot; several ffxv one-shots, including one where noctis gets zombie-fied and one where he has cotard's syndrome; and of course non sequitur, my yashisato longfic which continues to languish in hiatus because it is so so annoying to write, but which i still hope to finish one day
Next on my watch list: i perpetually have stuff to watch/read/play but ah such is life. idk what i'll be looking to next though
Current obsession: vinland saga s1, thought ffxv is still simmering in the back of my mind as always
Tagging: any mutuals or followers who want to do this! i would normally tag people but i always worry i'm gonna forget someone and they'll feel left out so qwq
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theinsanecrayonbox · 2 years
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desire to draw is not in me, but ideas about what G3 Catrine and Jane could be are in my head (since they became my favs of the whole series by the end of it all), so...
Catrine:
white werecat, blue eyes, now has at least 1 if not 2 hearing aids (look like airpods that go in the ears on a peg like earrings) because blue eyed white cats are usually deaf 
and it plays up the “watches people’s body language closely, that’s why she’s so good at drawing” 
but also she can teach sign language too
potentially wears glasses...because everyone seems to wear glasses now, but at least she looks good in them
might keep the lavender hair...most likely a side ponytail to accommodate a beret on/off eth ear the ponytail is not on
either a standard or Ula sized body
overall skirt that is both meant to mimic an art smock, and to be covered in paint/chalk splotches
black/black and white printed leggings underneath
top has a collar and puff sleeves, probably pastel to go with her hair
potentially a scarf that’s tie-dyed or splattered
accessories are art themed, like a purse that looks like an art pallet that opens up on a hinge, or she has a whole portfolio case 
the art class Ula shoes, but cast in something other than white
she’s the art girl, always working in the art room, covered in paint/chalk. probably has a side plot where she was doing a mural in a hallway, and like Heath’s shenanigans chasing Deuce or something messes it up
again, she’s deaf, so another side plot where she’s working in the art room and stuff’s going boom in the background she misses (like Stan in Amazing Spiderman)
she’d be in the background a lot probably
Jane:
still purple, maybe a bluer shade? but please not a pale lavender shade X.X
hair color/s don’t change, but she’s rooted in braids now
leg brace is canon. it’d be the opposite leg that Frankie has. and honestly...probably rarely bothers her unless she’s plot focused and over coming setbacks is the lesson for the week
tall body like Frankie, maybe even a bit buffer because she did grow up in the jungle
she is standoffish at first, due to her homeschooled background, but again plot has her overcoming that and getting the other ghouls to see she isn’t a mean loner girl...probably after they catch her hiding during lunch and talking to animals
she’s smart. like really smart. her dads are scientists after all. it’s just her social skills are lacking.
speaking of, her dads are canon now. you can change Moreau to Scareou if you wanna copywrite things (plus him becoming a werejaguar is probably he was always one now)
but this not only gives her 2 dads, but an interspecies set of parents who adopted a child not of either of their species. so there’s another lesson of the week.
she’s also staying with a host family. preferably the Trotters, but who knows if Avea’s still canon. but again, being separated from her home and learning to open up, that's another lesson of the week.
she wears animal print/leopard spotted prints. but her clothes also kind of lowkey clash/don’t make sense at first. like shorts with the oversized chunky sweater.
again, learning social norms and cues. at first she just dresses what is comfy, then plot of the week gives her a “trendy makeover” and she finds she’s uncomfortable, so she goes back to her old clothes with a little update because she did learn something from the terrible makeover.
Andy can be her dads’ intern if he isn’t his own character. she has a crush on him, but doesn’t realize what that is until she tells one of the ghouls, and they explain it, and now she’s over whelmed. but again, same lesson as before; you try it the new way and it sucks, so go back to what makes you comfortable. Andy does reciprocate though, because he too is an awkward dork.
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