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thehavochouse · 5 months

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Hey internet, help an old man out here

What do these mean?

(simplified if possible)

pro ship?

radqueer?

good faith identities?

paraphilias? (I kinda get these but ehhh...not sure) also something called "pro contact paraphilias"? Huh?

Ddlg?

Popytwt? (I think that's how it's called?)

Because I've seen these around the internet and have no idea what they mean but everyone is picking sides???

(if I think of anything else I'll update this)

Thank you in advance for responses!

#questions #internet help me

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dripping-moonlight · 2 years

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WHO HAS A VIDEO OF GERARD SINGING MY WAY PLEASE I AM BEGGING

#mcr #please... on my knees....#internet help me #idc if youre screaming along i love the joy #please someone send me a link

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the-untalented-photographer · 5 months

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#the real scientific method #scientific method #science side of the internet #science side help me #science side #science side please explain #science side explain #science side of tumblr #mad scientist #memes #dank memes #dankest memes #mental meme #memes are my coping mechanism #memes are my love language #i’m offended by this relatable content #relatable memes #relatable shit #fresh memes

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uncanny-tranny · 4 months

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This might seem like an "old man yells at cloud" situation, but it's just wild growing up and being told how dangerous distracted driving is - how, at highway speeds, you can traverse the length of a football field (100 yards, 91 meters) in a matter of seconds - how one split second sending a text while driving could result in a potential fatal crash, and then getting on the road as a driver and being surrounded by billboards. Their entire purpose is to catch one's attention, so they're lining major roads, which tend to be highways. How is it that you're told how important it is to never be distracted while driving, but still being advertised to?

At best, this type of advertising is an eyesore to pedestrians and motorists and a general waste of electricity to light it, and at worst, it is an active danger considering they are there to advertise and therefore, must catch people's attention.

I'm not even against advertising in theory, but this particular mode bothers me so much and I hate how pervasive it is - especially in large cities or highways.

#politics #i don't know much about são paulo banning marketing billboards but on paper i want that here in the USA #as a motorist it at best just makes me more anxious driving in those larger cities because i want to FOCUS ON THE ROAD #and passing 5000 billboards per mile isn't helping actually!#i've gotten good at filtering that out of my FOV but it's still fucking exhausting lol #i especially hate those modern electric billboards. despise them actually #i am aware that advertising is a critical aspect to business management in some cases...#...but it shouldn't risk the safety of the populous for you to advertise to them and i see things like billboards as risking safety...#...i feel similarly about online advertising in that so much of it risks internet user's safety...#...such as flashing ads online which risk triggering epileptic seizures in light/photo-sensitive folks #distracted driving (texting): NO >:( || distracted driving (being advertised to): YAYYYY :D #i've been driving on my own for a few years now and i've been thinking about this for ENTIRELY too long

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bluelabratory · 8 months

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#danny phantom #nova draws #danny phantom fanart #danny fenton #digital art #fanart #my art #dp fanart #tucker foley #what is their ship name called #idk #they’re so qpps #tech astronaut?? cyber space?? internet star?? help me out here guys #savant par #cyber space

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fudgelling-away · 3 months

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Let's get straight to the point. Some of my posts have been reblogged with demeaning tags. And yes, I can tell if it's playful bickering or plain nastiness just fine.

I like playful. I do not like angry and condescending.

Now, I wouldn't care if those were sent to me as a private message, but tags are read. by. other. people.

Do not dare to use my art to shame other people.

And if you think I am or anybody is oversensitive (I hate that term) - people look into entertainment for a reason. Life is hard. Everybody suffers one way or another. Many people are hanging by a thread. You never know what will make somebody snap. Life is not safe, so we go and try to find a little safe spot for ourselves with some nice people. When you get attacked there, it hurts.

I remember how it feels to be vulnerable and have the thing you enjoy soiled. I remember the exact moment I left one of my previous fandoms as a child and how ashamed it made me feel. It was like 10 years ago, but I remember what was said and who said it. Nobody was speaking up. There were friends, yes, but silent when something was happening, because they were afraid to be shamed as well.

Years later I have my voice now and I'm going to speak, be it through text or art. And if my work makes at least one single person smile and feel validated, then all the hours I have spent on it have been worth it. It's always worth it.

That's why I do not tolerate pointless cruel mean comments, no matter how small or mild. Get your negativity elsewhere and fix your issues so you don't keep spreading it.

And that is the only rant I am going to post on this blog.

Only more fluff from now on ♡

#my art #sans x reader #sansnomaly #a lot of anomalies #motivational sans #because sans motivates not to be naughty #I sincerely hope nobody will approach me with “but it's just a game / just internet / what about real life”#another fandom literally kept me alive years ago #this is important #if you don't have the empathy to understand then I don't know how to help you

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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Master manipulator vs Master manipulator

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #xue yang #a-qing #The scenes with XY and A-Qing are so delightfully tense and anxiety inducing #They are both so deep in the mind games with each other. Convinced they have the leg up when in reality they do not know the full scope #Also is is just me or do XY and A-Qing give off the vibe of internet nemeses?#A-Qing coming in hard with 'Oh you think blind people cant do XYZ? Get canceled idiot'#Meanwhile XY is the kind to purposefully use leet speak in descriptive text to antagonize the screen reader population.#a teen girl and a 4-channer who found his way to tumblr would be awful to watch fight irl but the vibes are equivalent.#Meanwhile XXC is going on a nice little walk to pick grass. I love him so much actually.#through writing these notes I have also gone down the rabbit hole of trying to pinpoint Xue Yang's age. Hello? Is it actually not known?#The best resources I could find put him as 1-3 years younger then xxc and song lan #So? early twenties? late teens? Someone who has absorbed more mdzs knowledge...Please help #Oh no I'm even deeper in the rabbit hole now. What do you mean the ages are mostly just relative?#What do you mean cultivators can age differently (usually slower in xianxia)#Oh no oh no wwx doesn't have a golden core. I was too accurate in my homestuck AU re: lifespans. I want to go back.#(I love angst and am now marinating this thought in my little thinking chamber)

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marzipanandminutiae · 10 months

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I saw one person online say that people who dress historically every day are "forcing their hobbies on everyone else"

but I have had countless people stop me on the street in winter and tell me that they love my homemade, 1890s-inspired coat

and I must try to remember things like that when I get mad about isolated Hot Takes on the Internet

#someone is wrong on the internet #on knowing when a view is actually widespread and when it's just An AssholeTM #(also yes the coat survived the fire. I had to ask the firefighter to help me get it unstuck from under one leg of my old bed but)#(It LivesTM)

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2-eeillustration · 3 months

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WIP of a sketchpage that I cant believe im being paid to draw (jk i believe it he literally built different)

#transformers #earthspark #megatron #humanformer #thank u for all the kind comments on his design I truly just followed my taste on this one LOL #thank u internet for helping me pay bills by making thirst trap art of my own designs wtff

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mcdannowave · 1 year

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Always and forever.

#h50 10x21 #mcdanno #love #hawaii five 0 #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #alex o'loughlin #scott caan #forever in love #dork husbands #that precious golden cupcake is his Danno forever #Steve will fight anyone who dares to say otherwise #(found this one on my 'ready gifs' folder. i'm sure there's plenty of this moment here.but w/ those 2?is never enough)#boy...this is still lovely #but still...it /hurts/ so so f- much #I honestly don't know if i could gif this scene again nowadays(and last yrs) even if i wanted too #mine #Esses dois me deram tanta felicidade.que depois de tudo. meu coraçao so doi ao pensar neles. mesmo apos o show #ou mesmo ve-los seguindo em frente em cada pequeno detalhe ou foto que pula na internet #Alert MPU being renewed isn't helping it either. and far from being soothing #when I saw the news. had to take a long breathing. to avoid another anxiety attack #pra sempre uma ferida aberta

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chrisbangs · 10 months

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YANG JEONGIN for @foxinys

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themostsanebug · 2 months

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STOP SCROLLING!!

HEY!! AS A TRANS, QUEER MINOR WHO HAS HAD A PANIC ATTACK OVER KOSA PREVIOUSLY, PLEASE BE SURE TO SIGN THIS PETITION AND DO ANYTHING ELSE TO PREVENT THIS BILL!! THE INTERNET IS BASICALLY MY HOME AND SAFE SPACE AND I WOULD PREFER IF IT STAYED THAT WAY.

#kosa act #kosa is bad #fuck kosa #kosa bill #stop kosa #kosa #minor rights #childrens rights #lgbtq rights #queer rights #trans rights #bad internet bills #kids online safety bill #kids online safety act #not my usual posts but seriously #the threat of this bill horrifies me and several others PLEASE for my sake and the sake of many; help out

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ninunque · 9 months

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This is my work attire on regular summer work day, I felt like y’all need to know that. My links

#me #because I seek validation from strangers on the internet #also I’m trying to get back to shape #god may help me #or may not lol

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fightingwithallreality · 10 months

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Horses (1983) written by Rose Greydanus, illustrated by Joel Snyder

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hotvintagepoll · 3 months

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I've gotten a couple of these lately, so as a reminder to everyone:

DO NOT SUBMIT HOT LADIES TO MY ASKS. do not tag me in hot lady propaganda. anything related to hot ladies get deleted unless you put it in this submission form.

I don't accept negative propaganda of any kind. If you hate that a certain hot man is winning, send me positive propaganda instead.

If I see another comment of "why isn't [guy] in the bracket?" I'm going to start blocking. It's exhausting and sad for me to keep seeing people complain about who's missing when this is submission-based.

Similarly, if I see any more thoughtless bitching about the poll photos, I'm blocking. I tried my best but sometimes what one person finds hot will do nothing for another person. I'm fine with critique of the pics, but you have to give me a couple photos to use instead. Otherwise I can't help.

read the FAQ (my pinned post).

#i hate making this post but like. people. 1) chill 2) basic reading comprehension #READ THE FAQS they're so helpful and SO FUN #and by fun i mean they keep me from strangling strangers on the internet

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givethispromptatry · 4 months

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