my cat has ham sense
if im making a sandwich even if ive tried not to think ham thoughts, the second i open a package he will have already been running from across my house to the kitchen
today his new record was 2 seconds after i said to my grandma, "watch lokis gonna be in here in two minutes" and he was already jumping over our dog gate as i was finishing the sentence
its only ham too, he'll come for other stuff but usually with coaxing, ive tried it with turkey and bologna and often he'll just lazily wander in, but if its ham he will FULL SPRINT
gotta end this post and give him some ham though cause now he's attempting to climb me
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My nemesis looks me dead in the eyes. We've been at this so long, neither of us can remember how it started. But we will remember how it ends. I should have known this was how it would end for me. Good does always conquer evil.
"Goodbye, old enemy, old friend." The next words out of their mouth would be the last I ever heard, I knew.
"You, my evil friend, have been Snapped," they snap their fingers. I can feel what's coming, and I am terrified.
"Crackled," it's stronger now, sizzling trough my bones in an inevitable torrent of pain.
"And Popped." My final breath escapes my lungs as I am filled with undescribable pain. My body melts to the floor in a puddle of milk, and I am no more.
"I'm sorry. I had to do it to you."
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Wednesday, November 8th:
It’s raining again. Been raining for weeks now. Maybe years. Sure feels like it; time seems to flow like molasses when everything’s grey. The clouds, the buildings, the streets… even the people seem to be wrapped in a shroud of grey. It’s depressing. I guess that’s why there’s so much crime; a welcome distraction from ——
A dame bursts into my office, screeching. She’s got legs. Legs that go all the way up. All legs, only legs. A ball of legs. Some men would say she’s got too many legs, but I’m not some men. She’s truly a creature, shambling frantically around the office, panicked noises and grunts coming from a seemingly nonexistent mouth. Legs come from everywhere, flailing, knocking over the chair and kicking me in the face. She crashes through the wall, slinking back into the dark.
Her brother is missing. I’m on the case.
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AAA YOUR DR MLP AU IS SO GOOD!!! I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT 😳
sorry for yelling
There's not really a whole lot to it, plot-wise. There's this village on a huge mountain in Equestria (called Mt. Hope) by the very on-the-nose name of Hope's Peak. It was founded ages ago as like an EPCOT (as in the original idea for EPCOT, the Experimental Prototype City of Tomorrow, not the theme park) sorta thing to inspire ponykind, but it failed because the forest at the mountain's foot is wild like the Everfree which scared plenty of ponies off. The current mayor is a pony called Sharp Relief (Jin Kirigiri) who headed a project to revamp the place. A bunch of very talented creatures of all sorts started living there and it did become a beacon of hope and harmony!
It's pretty slice of life lore-wise, sort of a Non-Despair/Ultimate Talent Development Plan beat.
I have names and species for almost all the characters which I will put under a read more because. Yeah.
Makoto: Rosy Clover (earth pony)
Kyoko: Sharpsleuth (unicorn)
Byakuya: Torchlight (dragon)
Toko: Timid Tome (pegasus)
Genocide Jack: Snip-Snap (pegasus)
Aoi: Sweetwater Strokes (hippogriff/seapony)
Yasuhiro: Crystal Gazer (yak + reindeer hybrid)
Sayaka: Saccharine Melody (siren)
Leon: Heavy Hitter (pegasus)
Chihiro: Microchip (dragon, initially disguised as a unicorn)
Mondo stays the same (diamond dog)
Kiyotaka: Moral Compass (kirin)
Hifumi: Fluffnsmut (unicorn)
Celestia: Carte Blanche (earth pony, disguised as a unicorn)
Sakura: Sagely Scuffle (earth pony)
Mukuro: Masked Melee (pegasus)
Junko: Fashion Disaster (unicorn)
Hiroko: Crystal Healer (reindeer)
Takaaki: Moral Outrage (kirin)
Yuta: Swift Strokes (hippogriff/seapony)
Taichi: Terabyte (unicorn)
Jin: Sharp Relief (earth pony)
Fuhito: Sharpwit (pegasus)
Hajime: Humblehooves (earth pony)
Kazuichi: Tinkerspring (unicorn)
Sonia: Princess Nevermind (crystal pony, alicorn)
Fuyuhiko: Short Temper (cow)
Akane: Aerial Twist (pegasus)
Ultimate Imposter: Imago (changeling)
Teruteru: Tender Morsel (earth pony)
Mahiru: Lens Flair (unicorn)
Peko: Silver Saber (deer)
Ibuki: Partyrocker (pegasus)
Hiyoko: Petty Prance (breezie)
Mikan: Nurse Faintheart (earth pony)
Nekomaru: Bolsterburst (abyssinian)
Gundham: Shepherd Shadow (zebra)
Nagito: Loopy Luck (pegasus) (cutie mark: two interlocking horseshoes, a light one pointing upwards and a dark one pointing downwards)
Chiaki: Peachy Pixel (unicorn)
Ryota: Rotoscope (unicorn)
Shuichi: Glumshoe (griffin)
Maki: Steely Snuffout (pegasus)
Himiko: Sleepy Spell (earth pony)
Rantaro: Greener Pasture (pegasus)
Kaede: Cadence Crescent (unicorn)
Ryoma: Racketroo (breezie)
Kirumi: Spiffyspot (unicorn)
Angie: Divine Design (hippogriff/seapony)
Tenko: Tussle Tone (earth pony)
Korekiyo: Culture Shock (abada)
Miu: Screwyoo (pegasus)
Gonta: Snugglebug (earth pony)
Kokichi: Fibberskipper (abyssinian)
Kaito: Starry Eyes (batpony)
Tsumugi: Coattails (unicorn) (really Changeling Queen Simulacra)
K1-B0 stays the same (modeled after an earth pony, has a secret set of jetpack wings and a horn that only activate in emergencies)
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