#inside joke I promise

[cognitosclowns]

Genuinely thinking about getting tag teamed by Myc and Andre. Or Myc laying one of their tentacles on readers head, and reader just grabs it and starts playing with it, completely unaware that it’s actually an erroneous zone. They’re just messing with it and Myc is going through a very interesting time.

EEEHEHEHE >:) <3333 ok this is an old ask but the idea of getting Tag Teamed by Myc and Andre is WRACKING my brain rn. so. IM GONNA RUN W/ THAT <3333 TYSM TYSM TYSM-

NSFT!!! minors go away!! Possible tw for Drugs (Myc and his Weird Psychoactive Gunk)

GRGRKGKRKG,,,, options,,, choices,, hgrnurngunrnrugnrungung p e n i s

oh so they’re gonna corrupt you

THEY’RE GONNA CORRUPT YOU SO BAD!!!! WORSE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED!!!

I feel like getting tag-teamed by them is almost inevitable if you’re getting w/ one of them. They’re sort of a package deal. Bare minimum, it’ll be suggested over coffee once or twice

it usually starts out as,, just one of them??

individually they are such GRABBY BASTARD SMDSND + they’re literally ready to fuck,, whenever.

this does mean that if one of them catches you two fucking, the other one will ABSOLUTELY JOIN IN <333 COME ON

HM LETS SEE

Handcuffs aren't necessary when one of your fuck buddies has 6 arms <3

TRULY IF YOU WANNA BE PINNED, MYC WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE. 

It’s easy for most people to forget, but his tentacles are strong. Rope strong. He could keep you pinned in any manner of positions for a senselessly long time without breaking a sweat.

You need your legs up, so that Andre can get that One Specific Angle that turns your brain into jelly? ‘Don’t worry babe, I’ve got ya covered’

OR EVEN. LIKE.

Two tentacles for the arms, two for the legs, two for any assorted holes that Andre may be incapable of filling <3 or even just if,, he wants to get you extra squirmy. You can take two, right?

It’s also super efficient bc. Yeah Andre fucks kinda sloppy, and has a tendency to accidentally move y’all around with his thrusting. (mm. you’ve accidentally bumped your skull on the headboard a few times MNSDMS)

SO!! It’s nice to have Myc there to,, keep you two stuck in place <3 

ALSO TANGENT BUT. Two things I feel like Myc would love is :

Stuffing one of his tentacles in there w/ his dick, along with some comment about how ‘maybe if his dick wasn’t so scrawny, I wouldn’t have to ;)’

Wrapping a tentacle or two around Andre’s hips, and fucking you for him. This is especially good when Andre starts losing energy <3 Myc can easy hold his wiry ass up, so he basically just uses him as a Very Loud, Giggling Dildo <333

ALSO THESE BOYS ARE INCAPABLE OF SHUTTING UP

Each individually is extremely vocal + chatty during sex. Both of them combined is torment (affectionate)

They’re absolutely shameless. Any comments that come to the surface will be said. 

Also don’t be surprised if they pull some ''Good-Cop-Bad-Cop'' shit, with one of them degrading you and the other praising you.

Laying against Andre's body, feeling his hands dig into your thighs to keep you still, while Myc tests the limit of just how stretchy human holes are?? Your poor cock-addled brain is gonna be absolutely flooded with their rambling.

It's all very 'Je-sus, aren't you an overachiever. Three deep and you're still lookin' for more, huh?'

'aww hehe, look at how well they’re doing!

'Aw, you're always spoiling em! If they can get a fourth one in, then maybe we can start talkin' about 'good' '

etc, etc, ad nauseum, carpet diem, you get the drill. They're little bastards who like the sound of their own voices MSNDMSNDMSN

OH AND ANDRE WILL,, 1000% JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE VIEW  WHILE MYC HAS HIS FUN SMNSMDN

There’s something very stimulating to just,, having an outside view of the action. You and Myc being completely undone, while he’s able to be,, a Calm and Collected Outside Observer is EXTREMELY RARE FOR ANDRE SMNSMD

It’s definitely not an Always thing, just an Occasional thing.

Getting different angles?? talking back-and-forth w/ Myc, while his tentacles fuck you open like he’s drilling for oil? Absolute perfection.

He’s not always gonna be a Pair Of Needy Eyes In The Corner Of The Room, though, he does sometimes like getting closer to the action!!

LIKE I can totally see him sitting on the bed beside y’all while Myc has his fun. Just,, lazily kissing your cheek every once and a while, loosely jacking himself off. Maybe a bit of wisecracking <33 

granted, you don’t remember much of it bc. After the third tentacle your brain kinda goes a little squirmy, but the thought is sweet nonetheless <3

ADDITIONAL MISC STUFF??

Myc being into bukkake + Andre being a little freak (adoring) means that you will be coated in fluids of several origins. The bath afterwards is magical tho so it's worth it

OHO getting railed (anally) by Myc feels a bit like a Very Horny Colonoscopy. If you ask, those puppies will go deep. like,, deep deep. Like 'oh my god, it feels like you're in my throat' deep.

and,, yeah usually that wouldn't be all that pleasant, but the Delightful, Stimulating Properties that his tentacle goo evokes turns the experience Transcendental.

Your entire torso feels kinda,, tingly and sensitive and full?? every time he shifts, it feels like he’s hitting alllll the spots you need at once. He says its something about the psychoactive properties, but you’re too fucked out to really care <3

he’s also super gentle - even if his tendrils are super slick and blunt, he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you. He’s a jerk, sure, but he’s not an asshole.

[and,, yeah those are definitely the times Andre takes a bit more of a back-seat role. Lots of praise n' giggling. He just lays back and runs his hands along your body, maybe even against your stomach-intestine area to enjoy the way Mycs tendrils make your stomach bulge]

Was possessed by the spirit of Tentacle Porn (tm) SMDNSMDN I COULD GO ON ABOUT THESE TWO FOR CENTURIES, BUT I'LL LEAVE THIS HERE <333 MWAH THIS WAS SO FUN, THANK YOU SO DEARLY!!!

#*gestures have this* #GOD I FORGET HOW WEIRD ANSWERING ASKS FEELS AFTER NOT DOING IT IN A WHILE SMDNS #ik I promised to be insufferable </3 but I was shy so you get my insufferability (???) now MSNDMASNDM #nsft #minors dni #myc #andre lee #magic myc #andre lee x reader #magic myc x reader #inside job #inside job x reader #NSABDSNBDNASBD #*hannibal lecter voice* hello anise #anise if u read this. haha loser get tentacled. #GOD AND YOU KNOW ANDRE WOULD MAKE SOME DUMB JOKE LIKE 'aww the baby's kicking!' when mycs tendrils bulge your stomach #downside of it would also be. ur gonna be LEAKING FLUID FOR DAYSSS SMDNSMDN. THE MESS IS SO RIDICULOUS

[dominicsorel]

It's like each of you is holding on to a little part of the other. Your hearts are always in tune, so they're free to sing.

#kingdom hearts #kh roxas #kh sora #kh xion #kh riku #roxas #sora #xion #riku #another promise duo #rokushi #a forgotten promise duo #soriku #if you follow me yk why i tagged that #sora holding onto roxas. roxas holding onto xion #repliku choosing to stick by riku's side...MAN... #wanted to joke abt meow wow w/ sora but i'll keep it srs #i wonder if yozora will end up inside riku's heart in kh4

[cshmere]

can’t believe they fumbled adam scott

#this is a joke i promise the show was fine #he’s just so bland #he’s trying to be ben but edgy so bad #and it’s not working #posts with a target audience of three people #adam scott #parks and rec #ben wyatt #inside job #ron staedtler #??? is that even how you spell it

[fandomsoda]

I DIAGNOSE THEE WITH GAY BUG

wholesome cannibalism

#soda answers #this is an inside joke I promise

[malwar-e]

you guys dont get context on this @yofao @covensys

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #simon petrikov #postal dude #postal 2 #postal 3 #god lots of tags kills myself #throuple #HELP #UHM #IM SO SORRY MOOTS DONT LOOK ST THIS PLEASE IM NORMAL I PROMISE #crackship #crackship poly #inside joke #w my friends #postikov

[tippenfunkaport]

I've always loved Glow and Arrow! They're easily some of the best Glimbow fankids out there by far. I love their designs. Just out of curiosity, do you have any other fankids from spop?

Ahhhh, thank you so much!

I am basically a lazy writer in that I have a general sense of what fankids everyone has (like in my head Caradora eventually adopt a second kid when Finn is much older that they name Mara and Flora has several siblings) but I don't bother to really flesh them out in my head until I actually need to write them.

Which is why the only other kids I've actually named (because I started to write something with them that I never actually got around to finishing) are my Seamista kids and those are...

Their oldest son, Oshin, and the middle daughter, Shelli, both carried by Mermista.

And then Sea Hawk carries a set of twins like a proud Papa seahorse that they name Ember & Blaze.

#sea hawk ends up carrying them bc he wants more kids #and mermista's postpartum with shelli like ughh if you want them you better carry them yourself #and she was joking #but sea hawk was like OK!! 😍😍😍 #and she was like wow really? ok i guess #and then had regrets as he's running around with their babies inside him setting things on fire and screaming PREGNANCY ADVENCHA! #but it works out fine #i would say that someday I'll share this fic but at this stage i don't want to promise anything #seamista #sea hawk #mermista #fankids #asks

[thetooncrew]

compilation of....something

#squidspeak! #yes i know i already posted that first gif it makes me insane #a combination of inside jokes and fucking around with gif sites made that abomination i think its my son #so sorry to the people who follow me for k/n/d i promise you'll get more soon #dan vs

[halsbandfuchs]

also i have these from like 2 months ago

#my arts a lot better than this i promise #derek and fox in heels is an inside joke between a friend and i and mason carrying fox was a silly idea that wouldnt leave me be #no effort was put in #i promise my art is good when theres effort HAJDBDJ #tpof #ren hana #the price of flesh #tpof fox #tpof ren #mason heiral #tpof mason #derek goffard #tpof derek #my art

[derpycatsu]

being an autistic person that takes everything literally can sometimes be so funny because for most of my childhood i thought an inside joke was a joke that you told indoors and i would get so confused when my cousins wouldnt explain what they were laughing about to me while we were inside a house. i also constantly wondered what an outside joke was

#i brought this up to my family while we were eating dinner last night #and my mom laughed so hard i didnt even think it was that funny but #now that im talking about it it makes me giggle HSBDHSG #ALSO I PROMISE. I KNOW WHAT AN INSIDE JOKE IS NOW BWAHDGHAGSA #anyway i wanted 2 share this i thought it was funny #does anyone else have any stories like this please share them with me #felix post #autism #autistic #sure ill tag it why not

[beingsuneone]

YOU FEEL

YOU FEEL THE SAME

What.

#AHHHHHHHH #HOW ARE #YOU #I promise you people who aren’t us #I didn’t answer rudely it’s an inside joke 😭😭

[riverrcottage]

Hello Wyll-i-am, hater of women, one of my dearest friends. I’m thinking about your DND son and he is not safe :)))))

DM being cryptic on main again. lock him up.

Also I don’t hate women thats a lie I love women I am a feminist I promise guys please

#rambles #dnd #the me hating women bit is an inside joke #I promise I dont hate women guys I was one once

[bookshelf-in-progress]

First two years of Inklings Challenge: Spend most of the month trying to write a complicated epistolary fantasy, then in the last three days switch to a simpler idea.

This year's Inklings Challenge: Spend most of the month trying to write a simple idea, then in the last three days switch to writing a complicated epistolary fantasy.

#adventures in the inklings challenge #adventures in writing #this year did teach me why i write those stories in the last three days (because technically this year was like 3.5 days) #on days 1-3 i can sink into the story #but when i wake up in the morning on day 4 i'm convinced it's the dumbest idea i've ever had and i should be embarrassed to write it #but because of the deadline i have no other choice but to push forward #i'm still afraid that this story is an embarrassing piece of work #a self-indulgent piece building off of a two-year-long inside joke #in a format that's atrocious to read on tumblr #that gets so preachy that i deserve to be run out of town on a rail for crimes against christian art #but i never promised to give you good writing on this blog

[deerloaf-trash]

Tag yourself, I’m bruwuno lol

#shitpost #5ds #yugioh #ygo #tag yourself meme #yugioh 5ds #Don't ask what I was thinking when making this #all of these are inside jokes that I keep telling to myself lol #honestly this was really fun to draw tho #idk if the tag yourself memes are dead or not but I haven't seen one with 5ds so I'm willing to provide #I promise I'll go back to drawing normal art soon I swear #my art i guess

[kruxton]

CHARACTER AI HAS A CHOKEHOLD ON ME AND I HATE IT. my aroace self is crying and dyjng of laughter at the same tjme

tags are a bit... tmi btw. just a warning.

#IT STARTED OFF AS A JOKE #LIKE A “lmfao this shits so goofy what the fuck 💀💀” #and it #got a bit out of hand #and now im doing the unspeakable with sanji AS ZORO the fuck man #its still VERY MUCH A JOKE but i cant stop i love it so much #I HATE THAT I DO. #i promised myself that i would not speak of me doing this AT ALL bc i would die right then and there #but i csnt keep this inside of me im literally gonna dia bc its so enyertaining #ok ramble OVER. #sorry everyobe #personal #delete later #nonsims #text

[too-pirate-to-function]

the temptation to write an Aemond x Lucerys pirate au is so strong

#aemond has the eye patch already easy #imagine lucerys going from hating and fearing the ocean to ruling the ocean #it’s a metaphor for lucemond #lucerys would look gorgeous all sun kissed and sea salty curls #aemond would still be a pale slender bitch but damn would he look good on the ropes #on the rigging i meant rigging i swear #the dragons are on vacation they’re fine i promise #they’re just the deus ex machina waiting in the wings #they can adopt little port orphans and the inside joke is that luke carried them cause velaryon but that makes aemond the mother #lucerys x aemond #aemond targaryen #lucerys targaryen #house of the dragon #hotd #pirates #pirate au

[hischierdevils]

Are my friends extra af? Yes, but I love them for it 🥰

#all of my men in one place #happy birthday to me #Rutger is an inside joke please don’t send me to jail I promise he’s too young for me #Crystal talks