#insert tired guy meme here

[iholli]

today on Donnie repeating shit my partner has said

(text bc I know my pen is illegible)

Donnie: actually I have eaten a wasp before

Leo: Yeah ?? How was it ??

Donnie: çrüñçhy

Raph: you ate a WHAT?!

Hiragi: y r u like this

#yes that's one of those bubblegum cigars yes I'm tired #i spent way too long on this. i was invested. #literally this happened so i could draw my sona as the rat meme and here we are #ANYWAY #rottmnt #we still trending so here's my contribution #disaster twins #raph needs to change his color to gray at this point #these guys are so fun to draw as is but for some reason Leo in that pose ??? idk iconic of him #im very sorry to Mikey who did not make it into this i couldn't think of where to put him :c #he's here in the spirit of all the stickers my sona now has #ratkingdraws #personal art #fanart #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #self insert #IM SO GLAD FANDOM LIKES THIS MWAH THANK YALL 😭😭💜

[spokelseskladden]

no but actually, when I was like 16 I decided to get in deep with the cult, like fanatically deep. Donating my entire allowance and dedicating myself to biweekly bible study deep. Mainly because I had deluded myself into thinking that if only I could become a perfect jehovah’s witness, god would heal my crippling gender dysphoria by either taking pity on me and simply give me a dick and testosterone for the low price of my freedom and dignity, or alternatively taking it away all together and let me live my life blissfully as a cis woman for all eternity in paradise. The latter never sounded appealing to me, and I’m not going to pretend that the blatant sexism within the cult wasn’t a part of it at all, but even if you removed it, I still didn’t particularly care for having tits. I did realize that the former alternative probably wasn’t likely to happen in the end, and that’s probably one of the big reasons I never could admit to actually just being a guy, even though it was kinda obvious. Cause when you know you can’t ever have something, it’s easier to pretend you never wanted it in the first place, lol

#ex jw #isn't it funny that I even entertained the idea of fucking JEHOVAH giving me top surgery or some shit? #dude are you daft? the babykiller who hates the gays? You really think THAT GUY would support trans rights? #also. my OG mutuals probably remembers me sort of coming out as nonbinary back then‚ and i want you to know that I was not #practically everything I ever said about my gender back then wasn't real and I KNEW it wasn't real. I was just scared as fuck lol #cause I couldn't open that can of worms and then close it again. and like yeah. experimenting with gender can be great and important #but I wasn't experimenting‚ I knew it wasn't completely right from the moment I said it and idk. I want that out in the open I guess lol #funny thing is I kinda did that thing AGAIN not that far back when I was like oh yeah any pronouns goes :) oh no it's they/them achtually #oh now im he/they and oh I just want to define anything and blah blah blah #and I was sitting there and I just asked myself what the hell I was doing cause you're a grown ass man and you KNOW you're spewing bullshit #like i thought i would keep things ambigous but in hindsight. the url i had and having my other name in my bio was kinda stupid #in my defence i didn't think about my url and i still don't really mind my legal name so lol #but i realized i was just pussyfooting around everything and i'm tired of it so yeah! #anyway. look at me revealing my fucking lore here. i've gotten way off track and idk what i was trying to get to #if you read this far you get like. knowledge about me you probably didn't want #you're welcome i guess? idk lol #insert drive through meme or something

[eternal-trip]

#im a little late lol but my banditi in russia got to enjoy the barbie movie even if it wasn't 'approved' media lol #guys its literally a movie about barbie #older generations making everything about the east or the west or capitalism vs communism (and insert any other duality here) is so tiring #leave that shitty mindset behind in the past where it belongs #barbie movie #barbie #barbie meme #idk what else to tag this #i'm high asf

[greenunoreversecard]

HEYYEYHEY CAN I REQUEST LLOYD (ninjago) HEADCANONS PLEASEEEE (ty :3)

A/N: Ofc!I'll do general character ones, as well as x reader ones :) hope ye likey likey:pp

Lloyd, The Greenest and Geekest mf.

General character headcanons:

Half Japanese half Chinese

His hair is box blonde dye and you cannot change my mind.

Left handed

Severely dyslexic and hands off all scroll reading and just reading oriented tasks to kai.

Def gen z vibes. Like, the others give off more inbetween z and millenial, so they dont always get his humor. And sometimes he uses that to his advantage and "Speaks in code" (uses as much slang as possible)

Has LED lights in his room set to forest green.

Has given himself a smiley face tattoo.

Cried over a dead goose once.

OK, just to preface i see cole as a stoner of Sorts and uses the excuse "it gets me closer to my element"

With that in mind cole let lloyd try it and now sometimes when he is told to unwind, of feels like he needs to take a chill pill he and Cole spark up

in the beginning of his leader ship role, he used to Say;"kick ass and take names" and if things went wrong he had the fuck it we ball mindset, but got better with time. There are still times they wing it, though.

if he isnt in his gi he almost exclusively wears his pajamas (aka a Hoodie, tshirt and sweats)

Vv tired, and now has a raging addiction to energy drinks due to his lack of Sleep.

He used to eat worms as a kid bc he Thought he it was evil.

Has a eyebrow piercing, and wants a tongue piercing.

Wears "reading" glasses, that he should technically wear all the time because he can't see up close and has a astigmatism,, but he says yolo. Zane then make him contacts after he almost ran into a moving blade and got his head severed.

Adhd and OCD, as well as the normal line up (anxiety, depression, cptsd)

Lloyd in a relationship:

Hes very distant in the beginning, it'll take time to warm up to you.

He tends to be orage cat vibes.

On the cat trend, he gets close for a bit Before becoming distant. Going through waves of affection, kinda.

He hasn't had like, any good relationships in his life so he tries to "protect" himself when he feels he gets to close to you, and so he pulls away.

He does the fuckboy face when your sad bc it makes you laugh, as well as That weird dice roll

He actually does the face/dice roll combo whenever he Sees you as he walks over, it's an inside joke now

primary giving love language: acts of service and quality time

Primary receiving love language: gifts and words of affirmation. But physical touch is also high up there.

Also, not expensive gifts. He hates those. Give him a stick you saw on a walk that made you think of him. He'll cherish it forever. And maybe cry.

He will cry.

will make noises at you and expects a noise in response or he'll be sad.

Also randomly bites you. He's a nommer

also sends you memes throughout the day.

As well as random pictures with the caption;"BABY LOK THIS IS S. US IF WE WHERE *insert whatever item here*

Called you babe, baby, love, shitface, asshole.

Expect kind and loving gentle bullying.

Doesnt know how to express his emotions to just expect him to come up to you, lightly shake your shoulders and aggressively say;"I love you bitch.i ain't Evea gon stop lovin you. Bitchhhhhhh" (vine reference)

Sends you .5 of everyone, himself included. He's addicted to Taking them. You will not get out of it.

Also sometimes just walks around in nyas stilettos for fun.

You two have fashion shows.

You also take over the Living room sometimes and build giant ass forts to watch shitty reality tv in and make fun oF The people

Overall, once he realizes you won't leave he's the most funniest loving chaotic guy.

But expect it to take a hot minute for him to realsie this

give him time,, but also have some deep talks..

Let him vent

and for the love of God don't hurt the baby's heart.

Expect inside jokes

#no beta we die like jason todd #greeny's inbox #Ninjago x reader #lloyd garmadon #lloyd montgomery garmadon #lego ninjago #Lloyd garmadon x reader #Ninjago x you #Male reader #gn reader #ninjago lloyd

[chimchiri]

Hii WB anon here and I'm back again!! Saw your posts about spitdash and oh my god, I love the way you actually acknowledge the unfortunate power dynamic and found a way to make it work!! I think it's very romantic how Spitfire chose to step down in order to date rainbows dash, it's adorable!! As always your art and headcanons are great. Speaking of headcanons!! Since you've mentioned soarin and spitfire dynamics a few times, can we have more about them/soarin as a whole? I do not remember if I've mentioned it in the last ask but soarin is my personal favorite, I have a closer bond to him since he's the reason I got into the wonderbolts in the first place. So I'd love to see if you have any headcanons about him (fyi I will probably go back into your ask box to ask about the others but for now we're focusing on soarin he needs his moment to shine)

You hold a special place in my heart for asking about the WB, Soarin and Spitty... Oof long text incoming about them!

One recurring hc I have is that they're childhood friends - even platonic soulmates.

I hc Spitfire to have had a lot of trouble making friends as a kid. Mainly because she had way too much energy, an insane competitive drive and quite the anger issues. She didn't have anything against other kids per se, she wasn't just mean. But her natural talent for flying and quick frustration when others wouldn't do as she wanted (like a partner not giving it their all during a race or a slower runner making it hard for her to pass them during a run/race) were a toxic combination and made her explode regularly. Hearing her shout and stomp in frustration wasn't uncommon. Naturally, kids used to avoid and/or gossip about her, even if she tried to find some friends and help others get to her level so they could do some friendly racing or sparring. Some kids may have provoked her, which would usually result in a brawl or some form of violence depending on the other kid's attitude, as soon as she felt her pride was harmed. Ultimately she didn't want to harm other per se. She was just hyper-focused on running, flying, anything adrenaline, and had a lot of trouble managing her emotions.

Insert Soarin: I mentioned that he definitely loves a good race and winning as much as the other Wonderbolts - a quality anyone has naturally in that position. But outside of a race, I hc him as the softest, most relaxed, and also most tired guy there is. He really just encapsulates this meme for me (just imagine there are also dark circles)

He's docile, friendly and (as a kid) very agreeable - which unfortunately, resulted in him having trouble finding true friends as well and getting bullied. While he got to tag along, he was often the butt of a joke due to his soft nature. Being used as a water boy or personal butler also was daily routine, which he accepted with a heavy heart. I hc Soarin to have a strong sense of justice and having very developed empathy even as a kid. He's a thinker, a strategist. He observes, notices and concludes. He's not stupid. He knows and can tell the other kids don't really like him and treat him badly, but he just wants to have some friends. Plus, he's not very courageous (as a kid) and doesn't want to face arguing and fighting. He just wants to be included.

His "friend" group doesn't like Spitfire and definitely called her a crazy devil. Soarin initially only heard bad and frankly, quite intimidating things about her. But after meeting her he quickly concludes that she's not a real threat and just has some trouble with her anger. But she's trying to be helpful and outside of any competition is actually rather calm and nice.

There's no specific hc how they met but it was definitely Soarin who tried to initiate contact and a friendship. And Spitfire who was probably wary about him due to his friend group. I love to think they connected very quickly and balanced each other out well. Soarin was the first kid who would race her no matter how often he'd lose and not get annoyed or angry at her. Which was because he immediately noticed that she doesn't like to put others down - she just loves to race, win and get better. After a while he also realized, that she loves any kind of improvement, really. Not just her own. She'd give him tips, train with him and would also get just as excited when he got better. She just loved adrenaline, training and most importantly - seeing improvement and success. For her or others. It's something Sptifire never noticed herself and it was Soarin who, years later, would mention it and ultimately be the reason why she would end up as captain of the Wonderbolts.

Kid Spitfire would be good for Soarin too: not only standing up to anyone who treated him badly, but also getting him to speak out for himself and say out his thoughts out loud.

Honestly, I just love them getting each other. Even when they're completely different in character. They look at each other and they just know. They know when the other is unwell or when there is something off. There is almost no secret they can keep from the other. They know what the other needs, wants, desires. And by adulthood, they'd trust each other with their life. UGH I really really love them as platonic soulmates.

They walk side by side in each others lives. They're a perfect match and in the Wonderbolts, as captain and deputy, they're an almost unstoppable team. Not only because they trust and care about each other like no one else, but also because they both can separate work from their personal feelings. They're both able to make decisions that may be unpleasant for their friendship but greatly benefit the Wonderbolts.

A characteristic also great in arguments btw: Just because they understand and get each other doesn't mean they always agree with each other. I imagine they definitely get into loud arguments. Soarin can be just as stubborn as Spitfire in some aspects, especially when he thinks he has the correct facts and logic on his side. (It's the stubborn, analytical science side of his.) Though for them, it's easy to not take arguing personal. They may get frustrated but they can clearly differentiate that the topic at hand is the problem and each other. So it's not uncommon for them to be arguing and shouting at each other and having casual, friendly lunch 15 min later. Something that the other Wonderbolts definitely have a hard time understanding.

Some last points: Soarin has never had any jealousy towards Spitfire, neither as a kid, nor as her deputy. And maybe it's exactly because of this why she's made him deputy and then captain after her departure. I imagine her stepping down (for romance of all things, which he later learns) is the first thing he truly, never ever saw coming. He's usually great at reading and anticipating her. But this? It takes him by COMPLETE surprise and he definitely has a very hard time accepting it. It's like a surreal fever dream. He may even have a small crisis, thinking that she'll be gone for good after - just leaving him behind. This fear probably takes a LOT of reassurance from Spitfire to calm him down again.

I've written way too much already, so I'll just end it with two short hcs:

1) He's got trouble with sleep and insomnia since teenage years. It's often a joke with friends or later on in the WBs. Jokes he usually goes along with or even initiates. Spitfire is one of the few people who know that it's more than just jokes, and that some days it really takes a hard toll on him. They used to share beds - which helped Soarin sleep - and still sometimes do in the WBs. Which also leads into:

2) In some AUs, I hc they did have some flings and physical/sexual experience with each other. But the details are too much and complex to write out and too nsfw to include into this post.

#WB anon 🤝 Wonderbolt appreciation 🤝 Me #God I just LOVE THEM #so much text and I DIDNT EVEN MENTION SPITTYS CLOTHES #though they don't have anything to do with Soarin #also regarding spitdash I wanna mention: I also love the power imbalance between them in some AUs #as in - it can be very interesting and/or hot to keep it a secret and KNOW that you're not supposed to do what you're doing #also some other AUs are just basically a big WB makeout and sexy times party. But those are almost purely lemon/nsft AUs #but in the 'main' one I really love Spitty valuing her morals and stepping down before she officially asks Rainbow out #finally: anon you can ALWAYS ask about them #I love answering mlp asks.... especially WBs and Rainbow... #ask chim #headcanons #soarin #mlp soarin #spitfire #mlp spitfire #my art #mlp

[maleyanderecafe]

Hi! Do you know any yandere games in which the MC is NOT some featureless person? Like MC actually has an appearance, that's not up to interpretation or grey? I'm tired of these visual novels with invisible MCs 😩 them having a personality would be great too!

Oof man, I understand. I personally prefer it when a character has some sort of design, but I understand why they do it. An invisible MC is easier since it means the artist doesn't have to add another character in CGs and it leaves the player able to self-insert more cleanly. Same with the grey people since it doesn't really define itself as a certain bod type or skin color- but honestly it looks really silly watching a grey blob self in CGs. But yeah, having an actual MC design would be pretty neat to see more- you and Cherry have the same thoughts on this.

That being said, most games that do have a design are either BLs or Otome games and very few are gender neutral with a set design.

Otome Games (With Renamable MCs)

Sweetest Valentine - the MC has a nice character design and a pretty interesting personality depending on which route you go for.

XOXO Blood Droplets - the MC (or JB) is very flirty with all of the guys and very forward. It's put on hiatus for now since GB Patch is working on other games currently.

What's Your Name - actually has three female MCs all with different backstories to compliment each of the love interests, though you only really see their designs at the end of the good routes.

Particles of Reality - the MC (or Monika) has a pretty tragic backstory and runs in with a couple of different yanderes.

Please Don't Hate Christmas - the MC (or Molly) has a fairly cute design, though a lot of her personality is surprised otome character, but with a twist! Future Recommendation

Otome Games (With Defined MCs)

Go Away, Yandere! - for essentially a meme, self insert train of thought game, it's actually pretty well made. Coella is amazingly great as a protagonist since they just run with whatever goes. Future Recommendation.

My Puppy Fiancee/In Search of Haru/Jime Quiet Boyfriend- these are all otome IOS games from SeeC Inc which all have pretty good female protags. Though short, each of them has at least one yandere ending which is enough to put this on this list. You can find most walkthroughs on youtube if you can't play it. Future Recommendation.

Apartment No.9/Solopolism Reigns/Dawn of the Damned- all these games are made by @melancholy-marionette, who has a huge plethera of yandere games. I did a huge summary of Solopolism Reigns here, but the other games also have defined females. Future Recommendation.

ITYH: Horror Otome/Saccharine - Amiralo has pretty good and bittersweet games overall and the female characters are always interesting to say the least.

Parasite in Love -Marlowe is placed in a pretty unfavorable situation, but in the true ending is able to use her wits to get Niall off of her case. Quite literally, in fact.

Colorful Mirai: Spooky Edition - a spin off of their other game, Lauren is pretty fun as a protagonist. None of the yanderes have any lasting impressions or do anything too detrimental to her though.

Most Japanese otomes also tend to have MCs with character designs and I think more recent yandere ones tend to have ones with more character than simply just a blank slate.

BL Games

Most BL games have a predefined character already, so I'm not going to split this into two parts.

House Check - you actually play as the yandere, Arlon, who periodically breaks into his crush Owen's house to house clean. Future Reommendation

Stuck in a Yandere Visual Novel… Help!! - comedic game where the MC gets isekaied into a yandere game he played and has to survive. One of the few on the list that has a renamable MC. I have yet to play the updated version though.

Forgive My Sins, Father/ Forgive My Desires, Father - two sides of the same coin, though only one side is the yandere.

Mistrick/Misfiction/Line88 - all created by @hatogedev, Mistrick and Misfiction's yanderes are the same character, but Line88 is a kinetic novel. Future Recommendation for that last one.

Blood and Lust and Lust for Blood - I like the character design for Dimitri, but the game is a little uh... well, it could be more polished, let's say. Future Recommendation.

Killing Kiss - mobile game, but I really like Ryu and his design. The yandere in this one only really appears in one ending though.

Gender Neutral MC/ Male or Female Selection Games

Heart Fragment - extremely well made game, and you can choose a more masculine or feminine appearance. The yandere in this one is fairly light though.

Froot Basket Dark Chocolate - this one is kind of weird because you're actually playing as the yandere but the "MC" (Jordan), can have their gender chosen and has a set design.

Picture Perfect Romance -MC does have a design, though not given a name or gender. Very surreal game, I will say.

The Things You Do for Love!! - the MC is the yandere interestingly enough and you can choose their gender, and has a cute design. Still debating if I want to do a recommendation on this one though.

Degrees of Lewdity - does this count? I mean you can customize what your MC looks like and there are up to two yandere in this game

Purrfect Apawcalypse - Olive, the main character is nonbinary so I will put them on the list, though the yandere is yandere for another character. It's a triology and very good.

I also have my own game @perfectlovevn, which has Eris, an MC with a design and strong personality as well. I'm still doing the SFX/Music assignment for it but you can see my progress as it goes.

Anyways, I hope that was able to help you. There's a butt ton of other yandere games I still need to get through on itchio, so I may find some more in the future.

#male yandere #yandere #yandere boy #recommendations #asks #lists

[vodid]

Now that you’ve read sotw there’s a post that lives rent free in my brain, now yes it is about idw prowl but Hear Me Out

https://www.tumblr.com/decepticonsuggestionbox/716616489996877824/corvid-ashs62-i-used-to-talk-about-this-a-lot

It’s an analysis on just. All of the fucked up shit that happened to prowl that went Completely Unaddressed just bc the others?? don’t like him very much??? Explains why he acts the way he does

that post fucks (link for anyone who wants a peek) and is exactly what i talk about and hear a lot. because for some reason, ppl will equate the fictional treatment of a character with how they should treat them? like that post i reblogged of characters getting watered down and i tagged prowl? it's because i am a Little tired of seeing him just get called a prick everywhere on tfwiki (even unrelated prowls) and all over the fandom without realizing the point of his story

yeah its funny here and there to call him a jerk but yknow there is more to a character and especially more to prowl (than meets the eye [insert pointing meme here]) that people just aren't acknowledging because they think other characters' opinions of him are fact, when they're in actuality just as flawed as he is and will twist the narrative. because that can make for a good and organic story

do i also hate idw prowl? lmao. yeah. (more so just how much he differs from the prowl i like) but as i read sotw and see good analysis posts on idw prowl, i do find myself liking him more, but honestly it just feeds into my distaste for how people treat him even more LMAO

for this reason, i try to distance myself from idw prowl because i generally prefer not to associate with that corner of the fandom. i like my sweet, gentle and quiet guy and people acknowledging his good morals, thank u very much

#i don't usually make a comment on the fandom much but for idw prowl i will LMFAO he is a DISSERVICE #its really not to say there isn't good shit out there about him that uses the whole jerkass thing. because there is. #its just generally not my cup of tea to create #i'm just upset over how much he gets screwed over

[zuble]

if i had a nickel for every time a kodaka game had a socially awkward protagonist with short hair and an ahoge who gets manipulated by a busty girl with pigtails and a desire to kill, and due to an experiment becomes another guy with long hair who hides his identity and emotions but is respected and feared, i’d insert that one doofenschmirtz meme here but i’m to tired to find it

#rain code #rain code spoilers #danganronpa #i guess kagutsuchi doesn’t really hide his emotions but rather his face. whatever

[myunghology]

━ heizou with a ranpo! s/o ( gender - neutral , headcanons ) part 2 / 2 , long awaited part 2 after 5 - ish months. if u remember u a real one frfr

: to be fair, he was kinda envious of you once you first met. you two kept giving each other dirty ass stares, you two were low-key judging each other once you first layed eyes on each other. insert that one gum chewing meme. BUUUT he did think you were cute.

: by the way, he felt so betrayed once he talked to sara about this, he was like “wtf you don't need a new detective im right here!?” and you were like “but im just.. better” OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( he doesn't believe you btw can you tell )

: omg back handed compliments 100%. red tick marks showing on you boths' forehead. the soldiers had to stop you two from probably getting into a cat fight. wait let me just

: “something smells bad here. probably you.” — heizou, “really? i think it's just you smelling your own breath!” — you. he was almost gonna kill you that time. “... ███ ██████ █████, ███ █████ ███ ███ ████ !!!!!” — him. 100%.

: one time, you two were having an argument and someone passed by, and they thought it was just a simple lovers quarrel, and said and i quote, “oh, you two are such a cute couple!” ( you both almost puked on the spot. but luckily you two had a inch of self control and respect! the disbelief on you boths' faces was a lil too obvious though. work on that ) “oh..! really? thank you!” your voice dying at the end of the sentence while they walked away, sending you both a small smile. once you were sure they were gone, you muttered a small “i wouldn't date a cheap plagiarized version of me.” AND OHHHHHHH he definitely heard you.

: but were you both gonna deny your heart pounding literally almost through your ribcage? yes

: you both were in denial so bad! it was so sad to look at tbh did you really hate each other that much let's be honest. or were you just so jealous of each other that you assumed you hated them when actually your astonished, mesmerized, even felt a sense of relief when heizou found out he had another person to help him out because let's still be honest, you two are both tired but just want to be better than each other but you two seriously need each other. and therapy

: might i add this

: “hey, heizou. let's eat together.” you called, “no thanks.” — heizou, “sit down.” — you, probably. bro sat immediately

: once you FINALLY proved yourself, it was still the same LOL

: you guys seriously need help so obviously

: getting into a relationship was not easy for the both of you

: so.. when he confessed, you thought he was just playing around with you. so, you told him to fuck off, of course!

: but then you started over thinking “what if it was a real confession” and “what if he thought you rejected him”

: then THANKFULLY to your over thinking YOUR DUMBASS finally confesses

: you wanna know what happens?

: tbc

: nah jk he

: rejects you

: playfully of course what're you on babe

: then accepts ur confession :)

: btw u still fight every 1 hour

#miihai works #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact scenarios #genshin headcanons #heizou x reader

[plusreaderswhenever]

Another Taranza + Reader

It was almost evening on a Friday. You were at home, bored out of your mind. Then, you got a pretty good idea! You found your phone after digging through your messy room for an embarrassingly long time, then you texted your best friend, Taranza, who you had saved as a funny name.

You: hey

Spidersarenerdsallofthem: What is it?

You: wanna have a movie night?

Spidersarenerdsallofthem: What are we watching?

You: *insert your favorite movies*

Spidersarenerdsallofthem: Never heard of those before, are they good?

You: yeah, they’re my favorites!

Spidersarenerdsallofthem: That doesn’t tell me a lot, but sure! I am on my way!

Taranza uses correct spelling and punctuation when he texts. When he TEXTS. What a nerd. You think affectionately, setting up the living room.

Just as you finished, you heard a knock at the door. You speed-walked over there and opened it, finding the spider you were waiting for on the other side. “Welcome!” You exclaimed as you let him in.

He took some time to look around the place, then shrugged and smugly said “Okay place, but my house is way better than this.” He looked up at you with his chest puffed out, knowing you wouldn’t mind him gloating a bit.

Ah, Taranza, ever the pretentious little bowl-cut intellectual. You loved him so much.

Crossing your arms, you smirked down at him. “Sure, but unlike you I have 30 copies of Kung Fu Panda.” Taranza gave you a weird look, but then sighed and muttered, “Fair enough.”

So, you put some bags of popcorn in the microwave. You warned Taranza not to put multiple in at once, but he did it anyway and almost burned the house down. (Friendship at its finest tbh) (Don’t try this at home)

After you somehow made popcorn that wasn’t burned, the two of you sat on the couch and started the movie.

At the end of the movie, you turned to ask him if he liked it, but to your surprise, squeeness, and slight annoyance, you found he had fallen asleep. He was squished against the arm of the couch looking like a cat from a meme. You wondered how long he had been asleep for. How much of that masterpiece of film did he miss? You didn’t want to be rude and wake him up, so you draped a blanket over him, patted his head, and then left for your messy room to sleep because it was nighttime.

The next morning, you went to the living room to check on your friend, who had fallen off the couch but was still asleep. You left him there to rest and went to the kitchen. You made two servings of scrambled eggs and went back to the living room to set Taranza’s plate next to him for when he woke up. He was already awake!

And he looked like he hadn’t slept in 3 days. Gosh that bed-head was awful. Poor guy had eyebags for days and a grumpy, tired expression.

“Wow, you look awful. Think scrambled eggs will fix it?”

“Yeah, sure…” he floated over to you, still wrapped in the blanket you put on him last night, which was now dragging across the floor. Poor baby still looked sleepy. You held out his plate and he took it. “Thanks.” He mumbled.

You ate together on the couch. 

When you were done eating, there was an unnecessary silence. You noticed he was quieter than usual. Usually, he would fill any empty silences by boasting about new magic he learned and stuff like that, but there was an empty silence right then! You thought back to how you found him on the floor looking all worn out and got an idea of what may have happened.

“Did you have a nightmare or something? It’s okay If you don’t wanna talk about it.” He looked up. “No.” “Okay.” You turned away and acted like you didn’t ask him anything.

5 seconds later, he muttered “I had a dream about Queen Sectonia blasting me into the sky with her laser again.” This was a shock! He usually didn’t bring up stuff like this, so you had to listen. “I don’t really know what to say there, but it must suck so I’m here for ya, you hear?” 

He sighed and leaned into you. You wrapped an arm around him. 

“Why do you have so many copies of Kung Fu Panda anyway?”

“Don’t ask questions.”

#kirby series #taranza + reader #taranza #based on “he would not f***ing say that kirby edition” #Which is a post on this very site #fanfiction by me

[scratchyemporium]

well, i'm done with my self insert:

introducing plasmastreak! (or simply just hayden)

here's some cool fun facts (with some inside jokes too [maybe]):

he's taller than the main autobots in rotb (except optimus because duh [plus stratosphere because DUHH])

he transforms into one of those snazzy sports black+red/blue cars with a yellow stripe down the middle

he gets made fun of a lot because of how his alternative form looks like mirage

he also gets made fun of a lot from his colored energon hair looking like straight up bubbling piss

he has prebuilt eye-bags because he's tired all the damn time but can't sleep because he has to be the parent friend for both bee and mirage

he doesn't mind humans but they bug him when they try to mess with him when he doesnt want to be touched

he's very sneaky but can't keep a secret for shit. it ain't his fault, he's just literally built different

surprisingly unsurprising, he knows about earth way more than the others

he got the human name "hayden" from mishearing the words "hay bin" when he was stuck living in a farm (he stayed near the horses)

he drinks these fucking energon juice packs and it powers him up but it can also lead to spark attacks (spark-attack count: 4)

he was not a part of any faction until he was kidnapped by mirage in his "human" (cyborg i guess) form. he really went through a ripoff noah. after getting dragged around everywhere, he beat the everloving SHIT out of mirage with a pipe and they got into a scuffle until optimus had to break them up

their sword lookin thingie can switch forms like a switchblade, but he only uses the sword mainly like the ripoff cloud strife he is

is he the strongest out of the normal autobots? hell no, in fact he doesn't like to fight unless he absolutely positively has to. thats why he's really not that skilled at fighting in general because he's usually a tired pacifist

unsurprisingly, he has the darkest humor in the group and recently he's been laughing at the submarine memes. he's going to h-e-double hockey sticks!!

so that's really about it, might post more of him unless you guys think it positively sucks

(heheh hey @patchyworx you should make your own transformer persona heheheh)

also extra: i can draw your own transformers personas for free!! dm me for more info!

#transformers #transformers oc #transformers original character #tfs #tf rotb #rotb #rise of the beasts #transformers rise of the beasts #tf rise of the beasts #transformers rotb #oc #original character #art #drawing #oc art

[hyperbolicreverie]

For the fic ask meme: 1, 4, 39 and 49? :D

What fic of yours would you recommend to someone who had never read any of your work? (In other words, what do you think is the best introduction to your fics?)

Hmm. I would have to go with either Lost in Translation, because it's a good snapshot of both my tendency to write languages as well as the way I often structure fics, or Territorial Disputes (Gifts, Unexpected) because it's a good blend of how I do humor, character interactions, and more serious moments. Not the funniest or the most gut-punching moments I've written, but a decent sampler.

What detail in [insert fic] are you really proud of?

Since you didn't give me a fic for this ask, I'm going to go with how Sentinel came out. It's the only time I've written second-person, and it worked so well for a character study for Rayleigh. It doesn't get a lot of attention, but it's still one of my favorite pieces. 39. Is any aspect of your writing process inspired by other writers or people? If so, who?

If there is, I couldn't name them. It's very likely, though, as I am a sponge when it comes to things like that. I like more lyrical, descriptive styles of writing, and finding the right cadence to the words to make those descriptions sing, but I couldn't pin down where or when or why I started doing that.

49. What are you currently working on? Share a few lines if you’re up for it!

I am always working on multiple things, because I can't just ever have one WIP, much to my dismay sometimes. I've got a timeswap fic in the works, and a couple more character-based pieces, and I definitely haven't run out of ideas for my Seas AU yet. But right now, the big thing is a highly-indulgent changeling/fae AU, because I thought devil fruits sounded an awful lot like a fae bargain and the thoughts just spiraled from there. It's the first time I've written anything of this length or with chapters, and I am both terribly excited and terrified of it. It's my NaNo project, and it's 50.5k words and climbing with no end in sight, so...help.

A snippet, in Luffy's POV, chosen because I love these idiots:

Torao looks more tired than normal, wrapped up in a really soft looking hoodie and jeans, his normal hat nowhere to be found and his hair sticking up in every direction. He would laugh, except he still needs to talk to Torao, and that will probably go easier if he’s not mad at Luffy specifically.

He still looks pretty funny, though.

“Hey, Law,” Ace says cheerfully. “Wow, you. You just got home from work, didn’t you?” Torao just stares at him, unblinkingly. “Well, sorry to bother you, but we found someone in need of your assistance on the way over, and…” He gestures at the redhead and his friend, pointedly nodding at the places where he was bleeding from several deep cuts. “So, uh. Yeah.” He scrambles at his pocket, pulling out Sanji’s slightly squished rice balls. “Sanji sent these over for you.”

Torao looks Kid up and down silently. And then, without saying anything, he extremely deliberately slams the door in their face.

Ace sighs. Luffy cracks up laughing.

“Well, fuck you too, Trafalgar!” Kid yells, banging on the door. “Open the door before I break it down and use it to whoop your skinny ass!”

Torao does not open the door.

“Maybe,” the masked guy says, in a tone of voice that reminds Luffy of when Nami is really, really done with him, “maybe we don’t antagonize the only doctor willing to treat you, Kid.”

“He’s fucking insufferable, Killer, I’m going to…”

Abruptly the door swings open again, and Torao is standing there again, looking just the same as before, except with the addition of a large mug of something steaming hot. Abruptly the commotion on the front step stops.

“Sorry,” he says, in a tone of voice that is not sorry at all, taking a big sip of his drink. “I just needed something stronger before I was ready to deal with your bullshit.” He blinks slowly. “Now get in here before you make the neighbors suspicious. And don’t bleed on my carpet.” Looking at Ace, he grabs the rice balls, and without a word turns to walk back into the house.

#rev speaks

[ennaku-sirri-da]

Jimbit (Jimothan X Habit) HCs courtesy of me and Mika [Part 1]

OK so

@zeromet​ FOR YOU!!!

[Plain text: For you!!!]

--Habit comes over to jimothans house for movie night and it started because habit just kinda barged in sometime?? But jimothan had such a good time with whoever was next to him he didnt notice it was Dr.Habit OMFG...!! Habits got an invite for next time though

--So this becomes western movie nights. Where they dress up and talk in western speak and embarass their husbands \lh

Habit’s wearing a cowboy hat, hair down or in a low ponytail, cowboy button up shirt with the top ones undone and flowers(PROBABLY LIKE FUCKING LILIES \POS) [Plain text: Probably like fucking lilies \pos] embroidered on it

JEANS BITCH [Plain text: Jeans bitch]

Belt too, and cowboy boots with flowers or lilies on ‘em, sleeves rolled up a bit....i recite from memory--thank you @ultimaid​ for answering an ask I had about this!! Like a year ago?? Two? Anyway heh hehhh great fashion sense!!!

Habit probably has a huge fucking hat that he brings no doorframe is safe

--Theyre super loud and excitable so its a little much for everyone else but they dont wanna ruin the fun

Parsley absolutely hates it and Nat probably fucking left the house entirely 

--trencil and kamal are just kinda at the sidelines quietly talking or silently admiring their loud lads

Putunia is at home being babysitted by Trevor???

--Habit  bangs open the door and goes YEEHAWWW PARDNER [plain text: Yeehaww pardner] and slaps jim flat on his back

Hes so fucking loud❤️(heart emoji)

Heres a drawing idea I did of Kamal and Pars hiding!!

[ID: Caption text reads: Kamal and Parsley chilling at the back of Jim and Habit’s noisy westerns movie night. 

Above is a simple base faceless, detail-less base drawing of it. Kamal is huddled with his knees together wearing ‘un-noisy headphones’ while Parsley is sideways on the floor holding himself. They are both at the back of the sofa away from ‘’insert hell noise here’’. end ID]

Kamal is like

[ID: The cursed emoji meme with red eyes and a flat wide mouth, looking away. end ID]

everyone has headaches by the end but its ok

--Now comes...cowboy kisses distrubution

The movie is damn over!!!!

Habit is caught up in the victory of the moment his heart is overflowing SO [Plain text: So] He picks up Jim and kisses his face everywhere except the mouth because thats for finger wag Trencil[ FOR NOW] [Plain text: For now]

Jim’s kinda flustered but he goes with it because Habit’s an affectionate guy

Habit went to smooch trencil too(\pl) but was stopped with THE HAND [plain text: The Hand]

And then!!!!!!!! Habit goes over to the back where Kamal is(He’s just dozing stand up; tired and sleepy) and gives him one big kissy right there  and its almost worth it to Kamal for spending that entire night there😁(smiling emoji)

--Habit drives back because Kamal’s head hurts

Jim falls asleep on the couch like every old dad does

Nat doesn’t return for several days jic but Trencil knows shes fine

--They should bring Putunia one time!!! She’d love it!!!!!!!

She’d like deck Jim though and shatter his fragile old man bones

AND PARSLEY [ Plain text: And Parsley]

Pars would mega hide then

They’d start letting her watch the normal cowboy movies they usually watch before kamal makes them change it to one less violent

Jim looks to Trencil like "do we really have to?" and Trench just needs to nod

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Extra HC: Jimothan actually changed his name to Jimothan Botch after watching way too many westerns 

When he was young he went through the names like JIMOTHAN BADONKAHONKEROOS BOTCH [Plain text: Jimothan badonkahonkeroos botch]

#jimothan botch #dr habit #jimbit #my art #s4m #fanart #headcanons #my hcs #my friends hcs

[phantom-of-the-ruckus]

My weird thoughts about the Midnight Show BETA

Disclaimer: This is meant to be taken as humor, don't take it too seriously. I may exaggerate in some things but I am being honest. I'm also cool with cannon but I have a tendency to yeeted out for experimenting xd

I actually never thought an angry normal bald man jumpscare would actually scare me. Dang it, Jake! You just don't appear out of nowhere on people's face - Oh wait actually I forgot that Baldi's basics exits, so this is the second time it happens. *Insert Doof nickels meme*

Owen is not taken seriously, and everyone thinks him as a D***. Cool

I am not gonna talk about the ponytail chick that later becomes Mortimer host. I acknowledge her existence, but I don't think she's Scout. (It kind of goes against the first game cannon and it just doesn't make sense choosing your Scout.)

Owen actually being an awkward tired dad is welcome. Still, did you thought spending that much money in a book was a good idea.

Jump cuts that take the sense of the story? Uncool >:(

Mortimer just being a little Sh*t to Owen makes me chuckle tho It's hard to think they're the same Mortimer

"You're in BIG trouble mister. " Owen just radiates dad energy

The puppets are basically Owen's family because he's a weirdo who likes puppets and nobody is into that (Except for my Amy, but Owen f*ck things up)

Mortimer has a saw :D

Jump cut D:<

How long have this bastards have the studio and why nobody is getting sus?! GAME EXPLAIN!

Everyone has Owen voice at the first cut scenes. This is the most WTF and hilarious thing I heard

Nick level got some glow ups and I missed my ugly barnacle boi (JK! Nick is bootiful )

Everyone just being playful and cheerful with Owen except for Riley. Noice

Owen attempting to assert his dad and Riley telling she doesn't care about his ass. Riley is just the best

Hahahahaha denial goes brrr *cries in a corner while hugging Moriley*

Riley proving once again why she's the best character in this entire franchise just with her voice lines

Riley prob is an atheist. I don't have prove but no doubts

Owen's VA did great at trying to imitate the cast voices, still their Daisy Voice was hilarious

Ah yes. Nick forces you to sit through his performances and Daisy wants you to help him, and there is Riley not hiding the fact that she hates you and has lower expectations of you on trivia!

Wait... how long have this guys done stuff?! Owen did you took that much time?!

Oh a demon was in the book. Makes sense, but I kind of wanted corruption arcs except for Riley, the queen of Sarcasm prob would take that path anyways

Guy: Dude Destroy the puppets

Owen: NoOoO tHe HaNdEeMeN aRe MiNe

Never doubt the power of attachment and being a looser puppeteer middle age man

So you get to choose what level you want? Cool :)

Oh it's buggy >:(

Love the fact that Nick and Daisy rhyme about what they want you to do. Riley straight up asks you why the hell are you keeping coming back and how are you still alive but her cocky ass just rolls with it. Riley is the best character change my mind

Nick venting his frustrations with Riley. I have a good word for it but I'm not gonna use it, but it's the other name for the rooster xd

Daisy being a sweetheart and saying mom things

Riley denying her daddy issues and trying to convince herself Middle age depressed boi is not her dad. Mood

Riley calling for Rosco is the most adorable thing and I'm here for it

I like how Riley and Nick use technology as traps, but Daisy uses bear traps :D

Riley insulting you or giving a sassy remark when you pass your trivia. My favorite is "*deadpan* Hooray! Hooray! U don't die today >:("

Riley has some fine AF eyebrows

Nick's performances are so well done

Nick slipping out that he actually has a crush on Riley gives the whole "If Riley tries me once more, there will be nothing of her but Gore!"Basically Riley drives Nick crazy that it frustrates and makes him madly fall in love with her

Why Riley doesn't have two different eye color glow?!

No cut scenes like the in the demo? OK then :(

I'm both happy and disappointed at the beta

The midnight show exists but I chose to mostly ignore it in most of my AUs because attachment issues, I'M NOT IN DENIAL, and also because making those AUs last year took a hella time >:(

Wait.... why Riley's icon have a mask when that event happened after Pierson was taken over?!

Riley putting Rosco as an answer for a trivia question is the most adorable thing. This lady loves her giant dog and I'm convince that she's a proud dog mom you can't tell me otherwise

Nick clearly doesn't know Shakespeare

The fact that Nick wrote a poem about his love for Riley implies that he probably has made art using her as a muse but Nick is too embarrassed to admit he likes her. That's so Nick

What if Riley struggles with other emotions other than anger and uses science and sadism to express she likes something. So when she said with such glee that she wanted to experiment on Nick implies that she kind of likes him? Or maybe that she wants him dead. um Both. Yeah Both

#hello puppets #riley ruckus #deedz does weird stuff #mortimer handee #nick nack #daisy danger

[crossroadsandloudmusic]

Hi, I’m Ed! I’m trans masc n use he/him. I personally think I would be pretty comparable with rengoku, cause we both have huge appetites! Some things abt me: I like writing poetry, embroidering patches for my jacket (i’m folk punk!!), practicing my bass (her name is beth<3), n sleeping. Im bi, female leaning but kny men hold a special place in my heart. I’m 5’2 so short n strong. Stocky shoulders n a solid stomach, that sorta thing. I have a dark brown mullet thing that swoops out on its own-

Firstly I’d like to thank you for your submission!! Secondly you sound like such a cool person I wish I was half as interesting as you are😤 NEVERTHELESS! Let’s continue!

Let’s play the Game!

These are the results of the Matchmaker’s assessments:

Mitsuri Kanroji: At a whopping 65%, I found that you were most compatible with Mitsuri! She’s fun, she’s loving, but most of all she loves you with every fiber of her being! She could spend hours in your lap or resting her head on you as you wrote your poetry, and every time you finished she asks (demands-but in a nice way) for you to read it to her. Once you do she will always say, “That was so amazing I love it! I want to write like you!” Together the two of you enjoy wonderful dinners side by side, always trying new things and new restaurants! Oh and btw she wants patches for haori and slayer uniform, she will ask really nicely tho. Honestly tho the cutest thing is that she will snuggle you from behind while you are playing your bass, in fact whenever you play she has to be near you because she loves your music so much. Immediately after you stop she cheers and claps her hands while telling you how wonderful you are. Ngl Mitsuri is easily the best girlfriend anyone could ask for 10/10. Oh and did I mention her cuddling is GODLIKE, she will straight bundle you up and hold you forever. She is a bit tall but that only makes things that much more wonderful because when she’s tired she will rest her head on you and just sigh deeply because she’s so content. All in all I think you and Mitsuri would be a wonderful couple and I demand that you invite me to your wedding🥰

Kyojuro Rengoku: Oh boy, here we go. Ok so scoring a very nice, very cool 35% we have Kyojuro Rengoku. I think Kyojuro would be very attracted to you simply because of how awesome you are! He’d be completely enamored by your poetry, your musical talents, and personality. He’d be extremely supportive of everything you did, almost to a fault. For example, he would push you to be the best at everything you did, especially your music. This is mainly because he loves listening to you play and to be honest he can’t get enough of watching you do what you love. It’s a little unsettling but while you play he would sit across from you and just watch. Without blinking. (*insert meme of guy screaming at cat to BLINK MF BLINK*) but he’s not going to because he doesn’t want to miss a single thing. Will suggest that you teach him, and if you agree he will become so dedicated that it will honestly frighten you. (Live by the bass, die by the bass). Kyojuro is intense but he makes up for it by bringing you food. The two of you have single-handedly supported the bento box industry, nearly crippling it actually. If you ever have a difficult day he is there right by your side with food, support, and love. Kyojuro is another one that cuddling skills surpass all others, as he is much tall than you he has no issue in scooping you up and keeping you right beside him all night. Get comfortable because he has an iron grip. In conclusion I believe he would the first to say “I love you” and he’d rather die than not tell you everyday. 10/10 fucking wholesome, I’m bringing champagne to the reception.

Honorable mentions! Gyomei Himejima!

I hope you enjoy! Please let me know if you’d like me to do anything else for you!

Thank you for playing!

[ramblings-of-a-mad-cat]

you know what i’m getting a little sick of seeing ppl complaining about this game pretty much all the time. like yeah it has a lot of flaws both in the storylines and sometimes design/graphics wise but it’s getting annoying seeing ppl be so negative

Oh god, this is reminding me of a post that I saw and ending up liking to "anchor" it so I could reblog it later. (Still need to do that.) That talked about this exact concept. About how, even if the criticisms of popular media are valid and constructive, and even if I actually agree with them...the endless bashing of the "bad" parts drowns out any other attempt to have a conversation about the good parts. HPHM is a pretty good example of this. Sure, it has it's problems, but the characters in this game are still phenomenal, and I think we shouldn't take it for granted that this game has a diverse cast of characters who are, by logic of the dating options, predominantly LGBT.

HPHM isn't the only example of this, though. Some of my top fandoms have become like this is in the last five years or so.

Doctor Who fans, you out there? I know, I know, you didn't like the Chibnall Era. But that's literally all anyone talks about. Some of us do like this era, and *insert Joker meme here* we're tired of pretending we don't. Especially since Jodie is the first woman Doctor. I'm not saying the criticisms are exclusively sexist, I'm saying I can't tell the sexist ones from the genuine complaints about the era and it's starting to exhaust me. In general, (and I've talked about this before) I think some of you are way too loyal to some imaginary legacy that you think was "ruined" by The Timeless Children...but this is Doctor Who, people. That same season completely un-wrote Gallifrey's return. The canon has always been at the whim of the current head writer. The Timeless Child is no different. It may or may not even last.

Game of Thrones fans...I mean this in the nicest way possible...but please, oh please, shut up about Season 8. I get it, no one liked the end of the show. That's understandable, that's valid. But the complaints are becoming overpowering, and this doesn't just impact discussion of S8. Most of the compliments toward the earlier seasons have now shifted focus to act as a comparison. If you're just talking about Season 4 to show me how good the show "used" to be, that's still being negative and that's equally draining. I can talk about what I don't like from S8, I can even go to town on it. But I acknowledge the good in that season as well. And even if you don't see the good, that's fine, but...there's only so many ways to say this before you're just repeating yourselves. You should also try to enjoy the earlier seasons without making it all about the show's "golden age." Just...every rewrite of this show that I see online gives is a happy ending, which it was never going to have. Ramsay even told us as much. This show's ending was always going to devastate us one way or the other.

I actually left the Star Wars fandom for this exact issue. I won't generalize, I know not everyone is this way, but it seems like damn near every single Star Wars fan with a voice has a hyper-specific interpretation of the Galaxy Far Far Away, and they get angry whenever anyone (official media and other fans alike) propose something that conflicts with their vision of this 'verse. Please, stop demonizing the sequels. I know they aren't perfect, but that point has been made. And stop trashing Rey, especially if you're romanticizing Luke and Anakin at the same time. I know I'll probably ignite a fire by saying this, but some of you treat Luke like he's a gift from God, and treat Rey as nothing more than a contemptible pretender. Star Wars protagonists have always been overpowered, guys. Again, I'm not saying everyone who does this is motivated by misogyny, but I can't tell the misogynists from the regular fans. Star Wars is a wonderful universe, and it achieved such a cult following that any follow-up was never going to please everyone. The prequels had the same problem when they first aired.

I was gonna talk about Harry Potter, but like...Rowling completely abandoned us and is now doing actual harm, so like...go ahead and trash her, I'm right here with you. Still, I think the same mindset applies here. Crimes of Grindelwald is not the "worst movie of all time," guys. Chill out. I have to admit that I kind of roll my eyes at the idea that the books were "always" terrible, and we just didn't see it until now. At the risk of being rude, my instinctive response to that is - grow up. Transphobic pieces of shit can also be really good writers. Admitting this doesn't mean I endorse Rowling as a person. Others have claimed that her bigotry is evident in the books, and I'm not knowledgeable enough about the various points that have been made to really critique them, but...I just don't see it. If anything, I think Rowling's past writing is proof that, at least at one time, she was on the right side. Which makes it all the more heartbreaking that she turned on us.

I love these stories and their fandoms, just...sometimes, being part of them is exhausting. Y'all should go watch CinemaWins. (Seriously, go watch Cinemawins, he's lovely.) If you feel this motivated to discuss the flaws of these particular stories...I've got news for ya. That means you're emotionally invested. So on some level, you're still enjoying yourself, right?

#Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery #Doctor Who #Chibnall Era #Chris Chibnall #The Thirteenth Doctor #Game of Thrones #Game of Thrones Season 8 #Game of Thrones S8 #Star Wars #Star Wars Sequel Trilogy #Star Wars Disney #Luke Skywalker #Rey from Nowhere #Harry Potter #J.K. Rowling #Was also going to bring up Pokemon #Buuuuut honestly those games HAVE been on a decline #Which feels as though it's motivated by greed so #Still #Legends is amazing and SwSh have their moments #Fandom Culture #Fandom Problems