#insert if i had a nickel meme here

[souvlakiandcocaine]

I have a handful of early childhood memories (from like, before 14) that was just my parents screaming in motel rooms. Like wow . . . parallels

#my txt #insert if I had a nickel meme here

[crimsonajax]

how does this even happen to someone twice

#her ass did NOT escape!! #dedf1sh #octoplush #splatbands #splatoon #splatoon 3 #>somehow escapes telephone bullshit #>immediately gets fuzzed by a bear #what the fuck splatoon #35 caught #insert the if i had a nickel meme here

[summertimemusician]

No one:

Literally No One:

Me, running on three hours of sleep and only spite and coffee keeping my mortal vessel functioning, also trying to get all of the figurines in Minish Cap to scratch the completionist itch: We, as both the Zelda Fandom and Lu Fandom, don't really talk enough about First, The Hero of Men and The Original Attempted Calamity Hero huh?

And by that, I mean these gentlemen:

#Have a lot of thoughts about them all a lot of the time #Someone insert that shaking hands meme here #I feel like there's a use for it #legendofzelda #breath of the wild #botw #minish cap #four swords #four swords adventures #skyward sword #linked universe #something something how history likes to rhyme and for every hero whose story gets told at least one is not told in full #specially not after the adventure ends #kinda want to write some thoughts I have on these guys but idk #If I had a nickel for everytime Nintendo mentioned a Hero before our Link but did not elaborate further that isn't the Hero of Time #the Hero of Winds or the Hero of Legend #I'd have about four nickels (if we count the OG Zelda's mentioned Link too) #Which isn't a lot but it's probably weird that it happened four times #No mind to think no will to break no voice to cry suffering- #Wait wrong fandom #lu first

[keen2meecha]

#keen 2 talk #*insert janet chanting kill me meme here* #im so determined to finish l!ts this year #and yet here we are #a story that takes place after the story is already done #which if i had a nickel for every time i had an idea based around that #id have two nickels #which isnt a lot etc etc

[zkretchy]

Finally fought my brain into giving Kiyan just any design to get the accumulated brainrot out onto digital paper

Said brainrot was getting the design more down with just some waiting in rain, chibi-doodle of the one mission we actually know about (giving mental-hello to Adrien for giving us any extra info as well) and letting him just nap in a tree cuz cat

#the witcher #witcher kiyan #kiyan #art #zkretchy #what is art but gently bullying yourself into making what you want #i sadly have a perfectionist brain when it comes to #character exists but we have no canon appearance #which-weird that it happened twice now but alright thanks #i don't count skinless as canon appearance btw #man kiyan and aiden both go into the adopted on sight even w/out being in sigh category #well and the addition of being cat witchers #insert if I had a nickel every time-meme #anyhow while sleepyness is great for just making art down w/out having to use braincells #i do also just want to chill after doing these 3 so-i had more thoughts that left #enjoy? i guess? it's almost been a week since i last posted here woops #i am also sure i had more art ideas but like a genius i didn't note them down so....F #on a side-note #doing the lil chibi doodle of kiyan ala delivering heads #some innuendo/joke of getting/delivering/whatever head was on the tip of my tounge(no pun intended) #but i am not going deeper into that #and thats where my brain goes thinking about gruesome situations or whatnot #idk we didnt rly get to know the ppl i feel more bad for kiyan than the 'got fucked over by adriens plans'-club #anyhow Look at me actually drawing the basic cat armor with more details #but the most game-accurate as of rn #just w/ double belts and an extra dagger etc etc its fiiiine

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

"Can we have Garfield?"

"We have Garfield at home."

*Insert image of Cat Mario here*

Queue that “if I had a nickel-“ meme with Pratt voicing characters that have something with cats included with them. Cause it’s VERY ODD that it’s happened twice so far.

#asks answered #anonymous #garfield movie #Garfield movie 2024

[noel-levine-fan]

noel & dorothy parallels

circumstantially, noel & dorothy have a lot in common

took the witch's heart from a dead/dying person after realizing they could not be saved

person was dead/dying because of nicholas trying to get the witch's heart

took the heart to keep nicholas from getting it and making some nasty wish

took the witch's heart from claire's at the time caretaker

held onto the heart for a while after getting it until a situation arose that it could be used to protect claire

made a wish to protect claire

became the "monster" associated with the mansion (dorothy figuratively, by threatening everyone in her dying moments instead of defending herself from the murder accusations, noel literally by being an Actual Monster that scares people away)

despite this reputation, never actually intended to hurt anyone, just scare them

did this in order to protect sirius

[insert that "if i had a nickel for every time [x oddly specific situation] happens" meme here]

it's so interesting that noel basically, in a way, followed in dorothy's footsteps and did to her exactly what dorothy had done to fiona--and his motivations were basically the exact same as what dorothy's were: keep claire and sirius safe.

it's also so interesting, that, with all this considered, ashe would connect "the monster" as being one in the same as dorothy. i mean... ashe didn't have any of this information, so he was just throwing out theories he thought might be plausible, so it doesn't really mean much, but it's very interesting. the are both the mansion's "monster" with the same motives. so connecting the two as one in the same... kind of makes sense. even though sirius had been offended by the notion (and understandably so), it's actually... really interesting that noel ended up doing a lot of the same things that dorothy did. i just think about that a lot.

#noel levine #dorothy elford #claire elford #sirius gibson #ashe bradley #witch's heart spoilers #fiona elford

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

in celebration of the finale: my top 5 moments from each only friends character so far

*top moments here means moments that had me pointing and screaming at my laptop like the leo meme*

we did top, mew, boston, and nick, next up: ray

now ray is my favourite character, hes my guy, hes my begrudging blurred reflection so its really hard to narrow down his moments to 5 because there are the times hes so cute and i smile when hes on my screen and the times he says things that were written to destroy me personally and times i want to strangle him for being a little bitch because i get it but also he is a little bitch. but anyway, maybe ill do a different one just for moments that destroyed me and focus on lighter ones here

5. "if you're my friend you'll have to take care of me in every way"

ray was upfront about what the sandray dynamic would be from the beginning there was no pretending it would be anything else lmao. as an enjoyer of "fucked up character who thinks theyre unlovable meets character who is predestined to love and care for them in ways they couldn't imagine", i was immidiately hooked. like a goner. i knew at this moment they would destroy me and i was right. (also if this was a top sandray moments list that cigarette kiss would be number 1, i watched it 7 times in a row last night, altered my brain chemistry again)

4. making sand undress him in the dressing room

the way he just stands there with his hands in the air smiling, fantastic. 10/10 little prince moment

3. let me sleep hereeeeeeeee

the way he barges into the camper in the middle of the night, inserts himself between sand and nick, fights off sand trying to push him off the bed, just to lay down in his spot and wrapping himself around sand. the little "good night nick". perfect. makes me kick my feet and giggle every time

2. pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase

great ongoing bit, one that we havent seen as much recently but still very important to me. just pathetic and annoying and perfect

ongoing threesome bit

if i had a nickel for everytime ray suggested/implied a threesome id have 5 FUCKING NICKELS. but really, the first time it happened in ep 2 i was like oh? then when it happened again in episode 5 i was at first too into sandray to initially appreciate it but eventually started to come around to it only for sandray to be too in love for summer to handle. in ep 8, it was clear freddie/freddie/ray was never gonna happen but i was so happy they brought the bit back, i was like wow i forgot about the other two times this was a funny bit for them to make a callback to. when he suggests it a FOURTH time in ep 9, i mean give the man what he wants. which i thought would happen with boeing, but we have yet to see....

#only friends the series #only friend ray #ray pakorn #sandray

[zuble]

if i had a nickel for every time a kodaka game had a socially awkward protagonist with short hair and an ahoge who gets manipulated by a busty girl with pigtails and a desire to kill, and due to an experiment becomes another guy with long hair who hides his identity and emotions but is respected and feared, i’d insert that one doofenschmirtz meme here but i’m to tired to find it

#rain code #rain code spoilers #danganronpa #i guess kagutsuchi doesn’t really hide his emotions but rather his face. whatever

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Just realized SM King and Red would be the second time Ash and Indigo go somewhere just to come back home with a baby, or in this case 2 babies, they rescued (the first one being Peach) lol

*insert doofenshmirtz if i had a nickel meme here*

Its a habit with them XD Delia is getting a littke concerned.

[hersterical]

Trying to figure out the best movie marathon to prepare for the Barbie movie. Here’s what I got so far:

Birds of Prey (2020)-Themes such as taking charge of your own life, gaining independence, female empowerment, and a classic Margot Robbie performance

Little Women (2019)-Similar themes of empowerment, embracing your individuality and how that means different things for different people, solidarity with your loved ones, all of the men in this film feel Ken-coded to me, and is the only Greta Gerwig movie I’ve seen (sorry)

Austenland (2013)-Again, has similar themes to the ones above, though a bit more optimistic about romance (or at least makes me feel more optimistic about romance), offers both jerky men that the main character has to put in their place and Mr. Nobley (who is also Ken-coded), and puts me in the mood to have fun (plus it has Jennifer Coolidge!!!)

Legally Blonde (2001)-I feel like I don’t even need to explain this one…But I will! Straight off the bat it has more Barbie core aesthetics than just about any other piece of media ever invented, encourages people to embrace a wide range of femininity, once again includes themes such as seizing control of your own life, gaining independence, and embracing yourself. Puts jerky men in their place, also has Ken-coded men (mostly just Emmet), and puts me in the mood to have fun. It is the original live action Barbie movie. (Plus this movie also has Jennifer Coolidge!!!!!)

With an optional viewing of The Lego Movie before Birds of Prey for a dose of deceptively lighthearted toy-based existential horror with Will Ferrell playing the businessman bad guy (insert Doofenschmirtz “if I had a nickel” meme here)

I have not seen a single animated Barbie movie and am taking suggestions at this time. I am also unfamiliar with most horror movies and I feel like there should be at least one psychological thriller somewhere in there. Should The Devil Wears Prada be in there? Should I replace Austenland with The Devil Wears Prada?

(as far as I know, Jennifer Coolidge has no connection to the Barbie movie, I just love Jennifer Coolidge)

*My definition of Ken-Coding: a man (not necessarily a man, but the more traditionally masculine they are the more likely they are to be considered Ken-coded) who is wholly and unabashedly there to support the woman/women in his life and aides in the pursuit of her goals, passions, and ambitions. While being a himbo is a plus, is not strictly necessary to be considered “Ken-Coded”. Another plus, but not a requirement, is if they are romantically involved with/interested in at least one of the women he is supporting (but is not supporting them for the purpose of gaining anything from them)

#barbie 2023 #barbie movie #Birds of prey #little women 2019 #austenland #legally blonde #margot robbie #greta gerwig #why did I spend so much time on the definition of ken-coding?

[bookshelfdreams]

insert "if I had a nickel for every author I loved as a teen coming back to continue their most successful stories in 2023 I would have 2 nickles" meme here

I'm more excited about this than I have any reason to be, especially the Moers - nothing he published after 2004 really caught me, but this? lovecraftian horror? nautical? EPISTOLARY?? could he really be back on his a game

#it's such a nice book too #great format excellent haptics #tragically lumbecked #(wait do y'all call it that in engl probably not but I don't care) #glued not sewn I mean. but I don't think they sew any books anymore. shame. #the paper is really nice too #contrary to the funke which is a bit shit tbh. doesn't even have a bookmark.

[inaris-mage-of-storms]

...huh.

If I had a nickel for every time an author started talking to me after I left a comment on their fanfiction, then got attached to said author really quickly, spent a Fourth of July family gathering wondering how they're doing and being excited to chat later, and they asked if I'd be interested in a collab -

insert "I'd have two nickels" meme here

#how has this happened to me TWICE? #i am absolutely not complaining mind you #but i am highly amused by the parallels I've noticed #file: storm has thoughts

[lynsburner]

BESTIE BESTIE BESTIE DID YOU SEE THE VID OF ANDY SINGING UNKNOWN ON STAGE????

https://twitter.com/hozier/status/1666156710816251927?s=46&t=LSoyIXqT91OLGNpISabobw

“you know the distance never made a difference to me” THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WAS YOUR FIC 😭 this song is sooooo andy/lovely core im obsessed!! i can’t wait for it to come out, A) bc it sounds amazing already, and B) bc im so excited to hear your thoughts on it!!!

Oh... bestie... you might not like my answer for this one because I am absolutely begging him to put this one bACK IN THE VAULT (or whatever it is. Sorry I have too much Taylor on my mind after going to the eras tour twice now. And for the last time, I swear.)

Is it a bad song? Absolutely fucking not. It's gorgeous. But it hits a little too close to home for me.

So... I am about to tell a silly story. Picture this. It is late September. I am SEATED to see Carly Rae Jepsen at Radio City. I check twitter (yes I am on the hoz side of twitter. Not under this name, though lol). People are freaking out about a tik tok he made. I had only seen a small clip posted of him jamming on a guitar so I think nothing of it.

The curtain goes up. Carly comes on. I am having the most fun two hours of my life because how can't you when you get to hear the best opening number for an album ever made, sax and all? She ends with Cut to the Feeling, one of the most joyous songs ever made! I am on a happiness high! Nothing can ruin my night!

And then I am sitting at the bus stop and I check tik tok and realize it was a full song! A full song about a long-distance relationship! And I start SOBBING!!!! Because guess what? That song is SAD!

So I go from absolutely forgetting every bad thing that had ever happened to me to full-on crying about a failed relationship I was still not over!!! In the middle of 5th Avenue, no less!!!!

Idk if you've heard the full thing, but it is DEPRESSING! It's basically the opposite of Francesca (or the "I'd do it all over again" motif) ! He literally sings "And there are some people, love, who are better unknown" like??? Imagine thinking you're better off never someone than knowing them at all! (which, I know is my interpretation, and I can very much be wrong but that's what it's giving to me!) I can imagine! I was still in that mindset! Especially since this one was about a long-distance relationship! It hit me too fucking hard!!! I have literally ignored every live performance I've come across of it on social media since because it makes me absolutely sob!!! I wish I was joking!

Anyway, a hilarious bookend to this: the day he announced in that Instagram Q&A the date Unknown was officially being released? Guess who I was seeing in concert that night? That's right! Carly Rae FUCKING Jepsen!!!!! *Insert the "If I had a nickel" meme here*

But yeah, he got the real long-distance thing down to a fucking t, especially with the second verse, "Funny how true colors shine in darkness and in secrecy. If there were scarlet flags, they washed out in thе mind of me" because yeah, you can forgive a lot of shit when the person isn't physically in front of you! Also, "Where a blinding light shonе on you every night Either side of my sleep" to me is just a fancy little way of saying face time/late night calls lol. (Again, I could be wrong, but still!)

But (I am sorry for repeating "But"... BUT!) he also confirmed it's from circle 9, which is treachery! Which... well I am not defining a successful relationship as treachery, I'm sorry! Judas is in that circle! And I did too many years in Catholic school to know what that guy fucking did!

Anyway, unlike me and my ex (and whoever the fuck Hoz is singing about, may they have their peace and never have to hear this one randomly in a store or some shit), Andrew and Lovely are definitely on better terms in my mind and are absolutely thriving <3 As I said before, love those crazy kids! They're in their own universe probably looking at rings as we speak! Or face-timing since he's out on the road! Good for them!

This is also not an insult to long-distance relationships in general. I loved that shit. It was wonderful! The guy, though? He sucks! And I am still doing some reflecting on that (which I am sure will continue once I force myself to listen to Unknown in a non tik tok way!)

Lovely Anon, I know this is not the answer you expected, but hopefully, it makes you chuckle! Or at least gets you to listen to the greatest album ever made: Emotion, by Carly Rae Jepsen!

PS: thank you for that other ask because I have been putting "no plan" back into my rotation of songs and oh boy I forgot how fucking good it was!!!!!

PPS: I hope this didn't come off as too, "Uhm, actually!" because that was not my intent! The opening, out of context, is absolutely Lovely and Andrew coded! But the rest? Oh, she has words for him!!!!!

#like I said I know this is not what you expected but that song really hits me HARD #and I really don't cry to songs #except maybe treacherous and would've could've should've but that is for OTHER REASONS #anyway again i am sorry for this silly story #anyway these songs of his make me want to write an essay on the way hoz plays with perspective and how mayhaps he is the problem! #but again another story for another day #i need to go to bed lmfao #I need to start tagging these asks uhhh how about #lyn needs to stop talking

[friendly-jester]

*insert if i had a nickel meme about characters named matilda here*

#i can't actually think of one so #critical role #laudna #cr liveblog #liveblog* #shouting into the void* #cr spoilers #spoilers #bells hells

[relentless-endurance]

insert if i had a nickel meme here

#mass effect #me3 #Kaidan Alenko #Nicole Shepard #katie plays mass effect #side note: this mission made me upset