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real-life-senshi · 2 months
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Thinking about the Sailor Senshi 20th Anniversary Alumni Reunion for the umpteenth time, and the part that struck me the most is their Senshi LINE group chat, and Mew having notifications muted.
That Miyuu said at any given time they could have sent over 100 messages chatting, and Keiko saying their conversation topic jumps all over the place, I can only imagine how chaotic it is.
I just daydream about what conversation the 5 Senshi (and Luna, I guess…) would have, imagining them all also having kept a group chat going the whole time.
Of course, Rei would be the one to mute the chat instead of Makoto. So occasionally Minako or Makoto would message her individually saying“GET YOUR BUTT BACK INTO THE GROUP CHAT. Usagi’s about to charge up Hikawa to find you if you don’t respond. Stop ignoring us!!!”
Rei had mute Makoto and Minako for awhile as well, but then Minako called her and ‘yelled’ at her so at least she gave up on muting them individually.
This could totally become a fanfic prompt lmao
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outofthiisworld · 3 months
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💜// ophelia-core [hits post]
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berryshipbasket · 9 months
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Oh he's a gem actually How does Jack voicing a character make them even more lovable than they already are?! WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS.
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96percentdone · 2 years
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TIL about papyrus conspiracy. Y'all are wild. I mean I know it's on some level backlash to how the overall fandom infantalizes Papyrus especially in favor of Sans but some of y'all really be pushing it too far.
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lxvvie · 6 months
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More goofball shit featuring your faves. This time it revolves around this scenario: your lover is away, you're winding down for the day, and it's that time of the week when you do your face mask. They FaceTime you (or you them, depending), you answer with the mask on, and... reactions may vary. Or something like that.
Capt. John Price - The old man is actually nonplussed about it, if only because you got him the first time he talked to you with your mask on and he damn near had a heart attack. Dropped his cigar in his lap and everything.
Gaz - "Hey, love—oh, shit—!" The call disconnects and you're laughing your ass off. You got him back for pranking you and made damn well sure you were in the dark before you answered him.
Alex Keller - He was tired and wanted to send his love before he got some shut-eye for a bit. Then he saw you and was jolted back awake. Kinda. What really happened was that he spent the next couple of seconds looking crazy as shit and wondering if that was really you. Got his confirmation when he heard your voice. Hell yeah, his ass needs some sleep.
Soap - Kinda sulks in Golden Retriever because he would really like to partake in the goodness that is skincare with you because he really needs to de-stress, his skin isn't doing too good this time around, and you're wearing one of his shirts—how could you tease him like that?! Sulks even more when he finds out you're using the Aloe Vera mask this time, too.
Ghost - You know that one person who you FaceTime and y'all just spend a few minutes looking at each other? That's you and Ghost. His mask is up past his lips so you see the stubble—god, you miss the way it brushes against your inner thigh—and he's just... staring at you. Placidly. And you're staring at his lips him. Not-so-placidly. "Nice mask, lovie," Ghost breaks the silence, and you: "Better than yours, Simon?" He snorts good-naturedly, "Not even close." Cheeky bastard.
Alejandro - Has one of the most anti-climatic reactions ever. Doesn't even miss a beat with whatever it is he's doing and tells you to get some much-needed rest. Also mentally makes a note to take you up on your offer of getting a face mask once he gets home.
Rudy - Stops himself mid-laughter. Tries to hold it in. Busts out laughing. This was after he was startled because how else was he supposed to deal with the nervous energy? "What's so funny, Rodolfo?" Oh, shit, he knows that tone—
König - König.exe is in overdrive because you're using the sheet mask he bought for you. You can't see the goofy smile but you see the way his eyes crinkle. He'll be riding this high for a couple days, give or take. You'd give a smile in return but with the way the mask is practically plastered to your face...
Horangi - He's the one who bets that you'll fall asleep with it on. Bullshit. You were just resting your eyes because you had to keep it on for 20-30 minutes.
Graves - Doesn't even bother to react because he's seen you with a face mask on more often than not. Does pull this stunt though: "Say hey to the guys, darlin'. Wish 'em luck." And there you are in all of your skin-care glory for them to see. You awkwardly say hey and one sweet soul awkwardly waves back. Go to hell, Phillip.
Valeria - Turns out she loves her some face masks as well and y'all could be twinning, babes. And then she finds out which one you're using. "Huh. Sounds familiar. That wouldn't happen to be one of the ones I purchased, would it?" Oh, look at the time, gotta run—
Roach - Hits you with the thumbs up. Until you tell him you got one just for him, too. Uh...
Keegan - Spends the better part of your conversation wondering if you're okay (if the way he keeps staring intensely is any indication) because there can only be one masked mess in this relationship and it sure as hell shouldn't be you. You then had to give him a crash course in skin care.
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teeramoonlover · 4 months
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This got me thinking.
Billy Loomis, Stu Macher/William Afton, and Bo Sinclair as they grew older, at some point they need someone from their own flesh and blood to continue their legacy, right?
So yeah those three gonna build one big happy family with reader, and their kids gonna be a bunch of satan's spawn but only being lovely to their own mom/dad/guardian.
And ofc in this case, those three lovely slashers ain't dead in these scenario.
Billy Loomis
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As we all know, Samantha Carpenter is the infamous daughter of Billy Loomis. But what if Billy Loomis actually have another kid from the reader? I'm gonna assume this guy gonna be his son.
(My pov) His son definitely will hunt and kill the Ghostface, who dare to be like his dad. In his mind, he was like 'my dad and his friend are the only Ghostface, no one's gotta be like him. And it will stay that way'. So to ease his bloodlust, instead of killing innocents, why not just kill these Ghostface rookies. It's like they're asking for it, didn't they?
Not surprised to see he loves horror movies, maybe get inspiration from crime documentaries. High chance he is the mastermind and have many ways to lure those new Ghostface to him. Tempting to torture them like John Kramer did to his victims.
Oh and if his dad has mommy issue, bro got a whole daddy issues coming in. Like father, like son
Cast (Son): Benjamin Wadsworth
Born: 1997
Stu Macher/William Afton
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If Stu Macher had a kid, ya bet his children gonna be a goofball like him? Wrong. In fact (from my pov), his son gonna double up from Stu's inner psychotic tendency in him. More aggressive, more violent and more unhinged. His son knew to embrace madness.
If Stu Macher become a killer because of peer pressure, this kid just pure psycho. Instead of being a friendly social butterfly or party king like his dad, he's the appitome of school's bad boy type of thing. It's either being mean or meanest.
Don't let me start on him becoming Micheal Afton.
If he gets proper love from his mom/guardian, he gonna be a big softie and overprotective (possessive) to his love ones. Gonna be hella toxic. He can be good, only with his mom/guardian, but to someone else? Rarely occasion.
Cast (Son): Drew Starkey
Born: 1996
Bo Sinclair
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Ok first of all we all know, BO SINCLAIR IS A BEAST IN BED (rip reader's cunt/rim hole) and when he knew reader is pregnant, he was worried he might not be a good father figure to his kid until their first child born. Things change. Seeing his son's big blue eyes, like him, stir something in him. The Sinclair Jr made him soft. So ofc, Bo becomes bold and wants another child cuz he doesn't want his son to be lonely.
It's to be expected. To be apart of the Sinclair, they would eventually have twins sooner or later. Thank god both their son's head still intact in one piece. On the other hand, his three sons grew handsomely and receive motherly love from the reader.
The eldest, have a nasty tempered like his dad. You got on his way, he'll beat the shit out of you. He only be really nice to someone he care most, like his mama dearest. Always goes to church with his dad to see his grandma and help him in the garage.
The twins - The first twin (middle child) definitely got the charm from his dad. Knows how to be a sweetheart to ladies, but can be deadly once he hunt them for his uncle's sculpture. Most likely helping Vincent to build the museum. Might as well make an art museum next door too.
The second gonna be a rebellion, daredevil (youngest child) Well, not like strapping him to the chair. No no, mama won't like that. He loves adventure so definitely follow uncle Lester from town to town. He likes hunting, depends whether the prey will be animals or people. He can be nice. Charming too. Gonna be good friends with Stu's son, probably.
Cast (Sons): Eldest - Bill Skarsgård, Middle - Harris Dickinson, Youngest - Rudeth Pankow
Born: Eldest - 1994, Twins - 1996
Yep, one big chaotic, happy family indeed.
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coefore · 29 days
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I did it! This is an IDW AU born while watching The Green Knight (2021), specifically from one movie shot that I'd like to redraw. I was torn on whether or not to draw them all as robots or humans, so I started making designs for their human counterparts first - mostly because it is more fun to come up with clothes and accessories. I will eventually tackle a robot version. This is a long post, btw!
Indeed, this is a completely separate version from the Lion King AU I had come up with a couple of years ago, I just borrowed the crowns because I really liked those designs lol.
But let's set the stage under the cut. You can listen to the playlist on spotify dedicated to it: I've placed the songs in sequence so that they can create a certain vibe for the scenes I had in mind. You can read the plot part while listening.
Some character traits
This royalty au supposes a parliamentary monarchy (like the UK, Spain or Japan). This work is an in-between of later Roman/early Medieval aesthetics and some Futuristic Stuff. The Autobot brand is the royal family crest, while the Decepticon brand can be used to signal the Protector and their entourage, but only in formal settings outside the nation. Usually, the Protector can show elements of the Decepticon colours (red) in their attires.
Optimus Prime
Optimus is prideful and domineering: he knows he has the power to do real damage to people. After all, he was born into royalty and has known no other life. He has anger outbursts, but that's a side effect of his paranoia. At the start of the story, he is not the prime yet. He's around 23-24, already suffering from a mental affliction much like schizophrenia, but, just as in ye old days, the court and his father (Zeta) are not really concerned about his odd behaviours. "He is just volatile", you know. He is also dramatic, making big scenes when his emotions are too cooped up. Optimus, though, is not intentionally cruel - this isn't a Shattered Glass au where he wants some kind of bloodlust sated. He has a deep inner mind, feeling much more like a philosopher and a writer than a brute. This makes him a little naive, too, having people in court (like Prowl) taking advantage of him - and sometimes even Megatron uses his influence on Optimus to stir him where he wants to. He reads a lot, is curious, and is deeply in love with Megatron - sometimes becoming a little cringy about it. He can be a bit of a goofball, telling jokes and being rather affectionate with his family. Sadly, he's a Pisces.
Megatron
Megatron is a diligent engineer who just so happens to pick the Prime's son's interest at some point while assisting his father (Terminus, a strict, distant man) in a job at court. Optimus and Megatron are the same age. He is aloof, quiet and a very good listener. That means he often allows people to speak over him or for him - that doesn't mean, however, that he isn't going to correct them or speak his mind. He is just a careful man. Coming from a rather cold family environment, he has a hard time expressing his emotions, both verbally and physically: he kisses and hugs, sure, but that doesn't come naturally to him. After becoming protector, he has a hard time getting used to the court lifestyle since he is quite bothered by the intricacies of royal "rituals", may they be clothing, hairstyles or make-up choices. Or Starscream fussing over him about that all day. He also often stands up against abuse of power, especially from Optimus. They fight quite a lot. He enjoys drawing (buildings, like architecture) and reading novels, but he's not particularly cultured. He is also, sadly, an Aquarius. (And transgender, but this has no political or social bearing in the story besides being Rodimus' biological carrier).
Prowl
Prowl is about fifteen years older than Optimus, becoming his advisor once Zeta Prime passes in "a tragic accident". He is ambitious, cunning and... Deceptive. His ultimate goal is to push Optimus to insanity, convince the parliament he is unfit to rule and become reagent in his stead. This would allow him to create an oligarchy with other senators. His words always support Optimus' delusions, abusing the Prime's naivety for his scheming. Prowl thinks of Optimus as an idiot lucky enough to be born in a high position in the social pyramid. He has attempted various times to "warn" Megatron, one of the few people who is extremely suspicious of Prowl. And by warn, I mean having him pushed down the stairs, giving him a nice broken leg. He also acts suspiciously around Rodimus.
Zeta Prime
Zeta Prime was a balanced, careful ruler. He held concerns about his son's future, as he thought Optimus wasn't fit for a leading role. He was a stern man and often frustrated by Optimus' antics. However, their relationship was on good terms. He was "found" dead by Prowl during a political meeting abroad, as he was standing in for Alpha Trion (Zeta's advisor), prompting Optimus' coronation. Zeta wasn't sick, but all primes in this AU suffer from haemophilia (a hereditary illness that makes it harder for the body to stop bleeding).
Rodimus
Rodimus was born three years into Optimus' primacy. He was brought up in a restrictive environment, as Megatron grew more suspicious of Prowl, fearing for Rodimus' safety. That translated into Rodimus feeling anxious when Megatron's not around (for too long, at least) and becoming a little jealous of him, even if it's Optimus taking Megatron's attention. Rodimus uses "dad" for Megatron and "Father" for Optimus. He doesn't like Optimus too much, usually bearing his presence and ignoring him whenever he can, but deep down he worries about his father, too. He is a very knowledgeable child with a vast vocabulary, as he enjoys books of every kind and, just like his dad, he is a good listener, learning a lot from the "adult conversations" around him. Rodimus is often seen together with Starscream (his nanny, in a way lol), who he is fond of but has difficulties showing it. He becomes Prime-to-be at the age of 16, like all Primes.
Starscream
Starscream was the royal alchemist, an inspired researcher and a man of science. He is loyal and has strong opinions on many subjects, especially on morals and ethics. That is also why, during Zeta's late reign, he was demoted to servant with the accusation of insubordination. He is still a high-grade servant, usually dealing with bureaucracy... Until a new Protector shows up, that is. As soon as Megatron becomes a Protector-to-be, he is assigned the role of first maid in assisting him, a task he takes very seriously. Although Megatron's distance and lack of interactions with him drive him quite mad at first, he slowly realises they're quite compatible. Their relationship evolves into confidants and then friends, as Megatron often takes Starscream's side. Also, Starscream has been suspicious of Prowl since day one. He enjoys Rodimus until he starts being a little opinionated pest-- but he's fond of the child, even as he grows older and more anxious. His hobby is sneaking into the court laboratories and fixing whatever annotations made by other alchemists he deems wrong.
Skywarp & Thundercracker
They are part of the Protector's entourage (and Starscream's brothers). Skywarp is a little airheaded, a bit clumsy, and usually focuses on entertainment, mostly writing poems and songs. He is the only one who knows all the intricate inner passages of the court's buildings by heart, meaning he never gets lost. Thundercracker, on the other hand, is a bit more cocky. He is built like a brick, so he helps with manual tasks and is a decent leader, usually picking up the ranks when Starscream is busy. Both of them were not demoted like their brother, they just started working at the court as high-grade servants. They are very loyal to Megatron, although they treat him more like a royal than a friend.
The Plot (generally speaking)
Optimus is interested in this one engineer working at the court he has seen a couple of times in the last few months. He is gorgeous, and it sounds like a fun time to fill in his afternoons, maybe even getting some sex out of it. That's a thing he hasn't lacked in his life, like most royals he was used to having sex workers available at whim. However, Megatron doesn't seem too affected by the Prime-to-be's attention. He is very deadpan and interested in him as a person; he finds Optimus interesting and funny, so, in a matter of weeks, they kind of hit it off, Optimus falling madly in love with this man, spending most of the time daydreaming and absolutely useless at his duties, much to Zeta's dismay.
As this love story progresses over the next couple of years, Prowl's machination starts rolling out: being a young overachiever, he patiently waits for the chance to get rid of Zeta in a way that doesn't point directly to him. After all, Prowl is trusted and seen as loyal and caring for the Primes he serves; he is an incredibly talented actor, having the support of a few Autobot senators, too. On an out-of-country political trip, he lets Zeta bleed to death, coming back home in a hurry to announce the Prime's death and rushing Optimus' coronation. At this point, Optimus is not mentally ready to hold that position; he is quickly pushed to marry Megatron, making him his Protector. In a matter of a year and a half, Optimus' mental state quickly deteriorates, allowing Prowl to take hold of the neo-Prime's decisions.
Optimus' mental illness worsens, which stresses Megatron into stirring his husband away from Prowl. Rodimus is born in that worried, paranoid environment. Although mostly wanted by Optimus as one of his fixations (and also discouraged by Prowl himself), Rodimus brings more stability to the court. Megatron finally takes hold of Optimus' volatile behaviour as Rodimus grows older, making the Prime doubt his advisor's suggestions more than once. Prowl, thus, "warns" Megatron to lay low, having him pushed down the stairs. The goal wasn't to kill Megatron but to show him Prowl could. As Rodimus turns seven, Megatron becomes more anxious and paranoid, rubbing that over to his son. Optimus doesn't allow them to go around the court or outside without being accompanied.
Prowl's hold on Optimus slowly slips away. At the time of Rodimus' coronation as a Prime-to-be, during a medical examination for his haemophilia, the court physician (Ratchet) tells him he needs to be careful, as that illness was Zeta's cause of death. That was a known thing, of course, but it made Optimus think over the mechanics of his father's death in a way only an obsession-driven man can. He confides with Megatron over his suspicion of Prowl killing his father, and finally, they seem to be on the same page on this...
This is somehow the story up to now. I don't know if I'll update it further. I just enjoy the idea of whatever can happen in this setting. I hope you enjoyed reading this wall of text.
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sunshine-and-moonshine · 10 months
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COD Men with a mentally ill/disordered S/O
Requested: No
Warnings: OCD, ADHD, Anxiety, and Depression, Panic attacks
A/N: I cried while writing this so enjoy the fruit of my tears
Ghost - OCD
Ghost can’t say that he understands your need for cleanliness, in your home and in your mind, the way you think just doesn’t make sense to him. He knows that, logically, you checking the knob of the front door exactly 3 times in a row, doing your goodnight chant at the exact same pitch and volume every night as you back into your room, checking every single thing in your area before you can even think of touching the bed, does not influence anything but your mind. But he knows that you not doing it will only put you into a frenzy, practically hyperventilating about how much everything would go wrong because you didn’t do it right. Because now everything is filthy because you broke the pattern. You never say it aloud, afraid he’d think you as crazy as you already think of yourself, but he already knows. It’s written all across your face, the tears in your eyes, the way you look like you want to claw your skin off just to get to the filth that you know is underneath.
filthy filthy filthy FILTHY
No, you never have to say a word. But Ghost will always know, and he’ll always try to help, even if it’s entirely in vain as you sink deeper and deeper into your head, giving in to the voices. He’ll always be there for you, your medicine in one hand and a drink in the other, always.
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Soap - ADHD
Soap thinks a lot of your little habits are cute at first. Sure you do some pretty strange things but he doesn’t think it’s anything drastic. You’re just his strange little goofball. But that changes when he gets to know you better and sees all the negative ways you are affected. The way you struggle with time, how you often have trouble remembering even important things, and your inability to properly communicate with people who aren’t in your day to day life. Not to mention your guilt on top of all those things and how it affects your self worth.
Soap can’t help with many of those things but something he can help with is the executive dysfunction. Bringing you food and drinks when you get so absorbed into a task that everything else just falls away and you don’t even notice your stomach’s rumbling until it hurts. Subtly snapping you out of your daydreams when you unintentionally start zoning out during something important. Helping you manage impulse control, starting boring or difficult tasks, or keeping your attention on something important when you get distracted for the umpteenth time.
He’ll always be there for you, ready to assist you however he can, even if he can’t always be a great help.
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König - Anxiety
Ah yes, an experience that König is all too familiar with. Although he does find it all kinds of strange to be seeing his own mannerisms from the outside instead of just experiencing them. The way you shrink in on yourself when someone approaches you about something serious, or how you look like you’re on the verge of a panic attack when you have to go into a crowd or to the store during busy hours. And unfortunately a lifetime of living with the same mental illness does not help him comfort you at all. He can try his best but your anxiety feeds into his own, making him teary eyed.
But that doesn’t stop him. König doesn't want to just sit by and watch you delve further into panic. So he worked on being braver, on withstanding his own panic so he could help you through yours. It wasn’t easy, his legs practically jelly as he tried to talk you through an anxiety attack, helping you get your breathing steady again, his voice echoing in your ears as he tries to soothe away all the voices in your head. He knows it’s not going to help all that much, but he hopes it at least helps some.
He just wants to help you feel better, Little Majestät.
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Alejandro - Depression
Alejandro is no stranger to the absolute messes that people can become when their inner demons take control. He’s seen his fair share of soldiers lose themselves to PTSD and the like, drowning in their sorrows. It’s not something he’d wish upon anyone, let alone you. Someone he cherishes so much, so close to his heart that seeing you upset makes him almost physically ill. And this level of pain you are in, unable to move from your bed, just staring at the wall like some hallowed husk of the person he loves, it hurts him so badly.
He will do his best for you, gently encouraging you to drink water or to eat something, bringing these things to you if you truly cannot convince you to come out of bed with him. He’ll whisper to you how much he loves you, words of encouragement and praise for everything you manage to do, even if it’s as simple as getting out of bed to perform basic hygiene or throwing out a piece of trash. His smile will be so big when you finally do manage to get out of bed, pressing sweet kisses to your face as he asks you quietly if you’d like to join him in the living room for a bit. Trying to encourage you while not pushing you too far.
Alejandro would kill, just to see you out of your bed and even just the slightest bit happier.
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kumquats-are-gay · 5 months
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Johnny Cage x Reader (NSFW)
18+ (MINORS DNI)
Hey, fuckers, I finally made some of the Johnny Cage x Reader content I promised. Just spent the past five hours writing this instead of doing my homework, lol. I imagined MK1 Johnny Cage for this, so it reflects his specific personality the most, but you could probably imagine a different Johnny Cage. I plan on writing for daddy/DILF MK11 Johnny Cage at some point, too.
Anyways, if you know me irl, then dear god please do not read this, and do not mention this.
...unless like, you enjoyed it and want to talk about it in a good way, ya know? Otherwise just ignore it. You can judge me silently, just please not to my face. K, thanks. Lmao.
A/N: If people enjoy this enough, then I'll take some time to make a gn!reader version of this later! Beta read by me (extremely unreliable) and pasted directly from Google Docs, so pardon any weird formatting.
Words: 2,688
Tags: female!reader, afab anatomy, smut, kind of rough smut, safe sane and consensual, fluff, full Nelson position, creampie, implied breeding kink (it's there for 0.2 seconds), sexual photography (only at the beginning portion), light overstimulation, Johnny is absolutely smitten with you, feelings, Johnny is also a total goofball, Johnny is a horndog
Please lmk if there are any tags you think I'm missing and/or should add! <3
Edit: Here's the AO3 link!
✨You're Something Else✨
He flipped over to the inner camera and curtailed his pace as he angled his phone this way and that, getting the perfect framing. Of course, he had also taken care to angle his dick just right and surprised you with one harsh thrust against your bundle of nerves. The noise you made was borderline pornographic. And, as you’d find out, so was your expression. You heard the sound of a synthetic camera shutter, and the knowledge of what that meant sent a different shudder throughout your body. 
“Take a look, babe,” he breathed into your ear before bringing the screen close enough for you to get a good look. “God, we’re so hot.” You struggled to keep your head up so you could look; it repeatedly threatened to loll over as Johnny slowly swiveled his hips this way and that. He seemed to pick up on your troubles, but mercy wasn’t part of his arsenal today. “C’mon, focus, hon’,” he huffed, a tad petulant, and grabbed your chin with his free hand to at least keep you facing forward. His movements didn’t relent, however. Johnny’s chin was hooked over your shoulder so he could look at the picture some more, too. “Here, why don’t you hold it?”
You grabbed the phone and were able to gather a modicum of your wits and senses, just enough to cut through the blurry glaze over your eyes. There you were, held tightly within Johnny’s thick arms. One of his hands was squeezing your breast. A sliver of your skin could be seen gripped between a glimpse of his teeth. The flash caught the glistening sweat that covered your bodies. Oh, and your face bared one of the most fucked-out expressions you think you’ve ever seen on someone. All in all, it was an incredible picture. He had a knack for the camera, you’d give him that. Johnny couldn’t seem to agree more, too. You heard his appreciative groan as he studied the picture yet again, his cock twitching within you.
“Fuck, gonna get that one framed,” Johnny said through nearly-gritted teeth. You wondered in bewilderment just where he would put it.
He dropped the phone onto the mattress, ignoring it in favor of using both of his now-free hands to grab your waist and roll the both of you over. He pushed himself up and back against the headboard with your back still pressed against his firm chest and gripped the underneath of your plush thighs in the process. His sweaty palms slid up to the undersides of your knees, which were soon replaced as he hooked his elbows underneath them instead. In a display of strength, he effortlessly pulled your legs apart and backwards, keeping them held there. You hissed just a little at the pain; your hamstrings weren’t ready for a sudden stretch like that. But you bore through it, for you knew the outcome would most certainly be worth it.
He strained your legs just a bit more, pulling them further back in order to get your arms in his grasp, too. His wrists were pressed against the front of your shoulders, and he topped it off by threading his fingers together behind your head, clasping his hands against the base of your skull. You could feel his warm palms bearing down on the back of your neck. You obeyed and yielded to the applied pressure by allowing your head to be pushed and angled downward.
And, just like that, you were practically immobile. He had you in a body-lock impaled on his dick. In other words, you were utterly at his mercy. God, his cock was already pressing against places you didn’t think were possible to reach—you could only imagine what it would feel like once he got go- “AH!”
“Sorry about that,” Johnny laughed, sounding completely unapologetic about the sudden, sharp thrust, “looked like you were thinkin’ real hard about something.” If you had more control over your mental faculties at the moment, perhaps you would have rolled your eyes in something other than pleasure. “Probably thinking ‘bout my cock, huh?” he tacked on, as if he needed to elaborate upon the obvious implication of his previous statement. You felt a hot wave of embarrassment wash over you nonetheless. You tried to cover your face, but gave a plaintive cry when you remembered that your range of motion was extremely inhibited right now. Johnny chuckled behind you; your attempt at hiding yourself hadn’t gone unnoticed.
“Johnny,” you whined, knowing fully well what saying his name like that did to him. Right on cue, you felt his dick twitch violently against your walls, but the man held fast. The realization that you wouldn’t be let off the hook so easily caused a delicious little knot of anxiousness to form in your belly.
“Nice try, sweetheart, but I wanna hear you say it,” he huffed against your hair. In a retaliation that doubled as a last-ditch effort to break his resolve, you clenched around him. This prompted a soft grunt to fall from his lips, but nothing more happened. He remained almost statue-still.
Feeling resigned and a little humiliated, you managed to whimper, “I-I was… thinking about your- your… cock…”
Johnny hummed in approval and rewarded you with a few thrusts, albeit rather shallow ones. You nearly wailed when he stopped again just to whisper into your ear, “Good, that’s good, babe, but I want the specifics; give me the dirty details.” The hands laced behind your neck kept you from throwing your head back in frustration.
“Johnny!” you cried out with more intensity than the last time. Johnny shuddered lightly, then blew out a focusing breath. He unlocked his fingers so that he could soothingly stroke your hair.
“C’mon, babe, you know I’m not gonna judge you for what you say, and it’s not like you’re sharing your thoughts with me unsolicited; I’m literally asking to hear them,” he cooed as he continued to mollify your flustered, frayed person. “And let’s be honest: you could say pretty much anything and it would turn me on.” You laughed in the form of a sharp exhale while a tear threatened to spill down your cheek. You couldn’t believe this man- he could be totally serious one moment, then have the humor of a teenage boy the next. It nearly gave you whiplash. Through it all, though, you heard the pleading sincerity underneath. No matter what, he was always so earnest with you—heartfelt to a fault. You loved him for that, and for many other reasons that would take too long to list. He wanted you to trust him, and you did. Wholly.
You sighed, though not in exasperation, and relaxed in his grip; you would have fallen forward if it hadn’t been for strong arms holding you up. The only thing that fell back was your head which now rested on his shoulder. Always an opportunist, Johnny took this moment to suckle at your exposed neck as you gathered your words (though his consistent mouthing made that a bit difficult). “I was, um… thinking about your- your dick, and how it would… feel in this position, f-fucking me.”
Johnny outright groaned this time, no longer feeling the need to hold himself back as you finally began to confess. “Yeah?” he prompted.
“Y-yeah…” you swallowed the lump in your throat before continuing, “‘cause it feels deep- deeper than usual.” At long last, you felt him start to move, causing immediate relief to flood your system. But you weren’t done; he had been so sweet when asking you, after all. Plus, the noises he began to make served as fuel for that fire within you, scorching and tantalizing all at once. “A-and just- ngh- how far you… hah, could- could come inside me.”
“Holy shit, yes,” Johnny gasped with excitement. His pace grew even more rapid after hearing your admission. “Gonna fill you to the goddamn brim-” he was almost panting now, “-and fuck my come so deep inside of you that- ah, fuck- that, soon enough, everyone will know who you belong to.” Another deluge of molten lava surged through you, responding to the implication held in his filthy words. Yet, you were helpless in this position to do anything about it. All you really could do was allow yourself to be used as Johnny’s personal fleshlight, but you didn’t mind. He bullied himself into you relentlessly, sparing you not a single moment of his love and lust for you, and the squelching sounds that echoed throughout the room were downright obscene. “Goddamn, you’re so fucking wet,” Johnny breathed. Your thighs were sore and you knew your voice would be scratchy tomorrow with how he was making you scream to the high fuckin’ Heavens and back. Your muscles begin to repeatedly tense and relax, a sign alongside your high-pitched keening that you were quickly approaching your orgasm.
“Oh, fuck,” he hissed at the intense stimulation you were providing. His grip turned vice as any inhibitions of his that were left (read: very few) were thrown out the door along with the metaphorical key. “Fuck…fuck!” He kept your thighs and arms squeezed between his biceps and forearms, leaving you unable to do anything but take it. It seemed like Johnny wasn’t very far behind you, but you needed just a little bit more to reach your release. So, naturally, you began to beg.
“Plea- GUH- nn…ple- h-ease…! Touch- hah…need-!” you sputtered, barely able to form a single coherent word with just how ruthlessly he was jackhammering into you. Knowing you and your body well by now, Johnny was able to interpret your nearly incomprehensible request. 
“Be good for me, baby,” he groaned. Johnny then released one of your arms and legs as he slid the respective hand down your torso—lightly pinching your tit on its way down—and over your sex. “Be a good girl and come for me,” he demanded before he pressed his finger against your clit and began to apply pressure in movements of tight little circles. It barely took five more seconds for you to come. You practically convulsed on his lap, your body jerking this way and that as pure ecstasy overtook every fiber of your being. Being the gentleman that he is, Johnny fucked you through it all, riding the wave of your frenzy alongside you. 
Oversensitivity began to inevitably settle in, though, and Johnny was still tearing through you like a bull in a china shop. Though the mingled pain and pleasure felt amazing, you weren’t sure how much of it you could take. Just as you were about to voice this, Johnny fiercely shouted your name before you felt the unmistakable warmth of his semen saturating your insides. He held you tightly against him as he continued shooting ropes of cum into your throbbing, awaiting pussy, all of which you readily accepted as you milked his cock with unrivaled greed. The peak of his pleasure seemed to go on for a while before he eventually began to simmer down. His whole body relaxed and he repositioned his arms around your waist while he eased his grip. 
It took some time for the both of you to regain your breath. Johnny’s fanned over your neck as your own grazed his collarbone. After some time you felt both of your hearts begin to settle, beating in and out of synchronicity. Johnny pressed a kiss against your temple, eliciting a contented sigh from you.
“God, you’re so hot,” Johnny proclaimed.
“I thought we were both hot?” you asked, parroting his statement from earlier.
“Well yeah, we are; I wasn’t People’s Sexiest Man Alive last year for nothing.” You actually did roll your eyes in amusement this time—would he ever stop bringing that up? “But, you? God, you’re…” he trailed off, momentarily at a loss for words (an extraordinarily scarce occurrence). Your heart skipped a beat as he struggled for what to say. “You’re just something else, you know? I don’t know how else to describe it—you’re just…amazing. Smart, funny, supportive, sexy-” he lowered his voice as he spoke the last word and drummed his fingers against your sides. You didn’t have to turn around to know he was wiggling his eyebrows like a fool. You lightly backhanded his shoulder for his antics, but he only laughed and grabbed your hand before you could pull it back and laced his fingers with yours. “Okay, no, seriously though, you always have my back no matter what I do or say, even when you know I’m wrong, as rare as that is-” This time, you used your other hand to softly smack at his chest. He laughed again, and you couldn’t help but giggle with him, especially when he did as you had expected and grabbed your other hand and also intertwined it with his own. After your snorts and snickering died down, he decided to kiss the tip of your nose.
“‘Something else’, huh?” you mirthfully repeated with a gleam in your eye. Johnny looked at you like a lovesick fool with those big, brown puppy-dog eyes.
“Something else,” he firmly restated as he held your gaze. You couldn’t help the shy, soft smile that adorned your features.
“At the risk of overinflating your ego, I have to say that I also find you to be ‘something else’,” you expressed, and then decided to elaborate,” “underneath all of that muscle, bravado, and good looks, you’re a big softy who has a heart of gold and lots of love to give, and I wouldn’t rather spend my time with anyone else.”
Johnny’s expression had morphed into a mixture of disbelief and awe by this point. He didn’t say a word—just continued looking at you like you might have hung the moon and the stars. It was a little overwhelming, though certainly not unwelcome. And then the goofiest grin you’ve ever seen on him suddenly stretched across his face, reaching from ear to ear. The look was completed with a single quirked eyebrow.
“You think I’m good looking, huh?”
“Oh, my God,” you groaned exasperatedly, but you couldn’t help the hint of amusement that seeped into your voice. “That’s it, I’m sleeping in the other room.” Though joking, you let go of his hands and made to get up, but Johnny’s reaction was instantaneous; he pulled you back against him, and only then did you realize that his penis was still inside of you as you felt it shift during the sudden movement. 
“Nooo, stay here,” he whined petulantly. He reaffirmed his grasp around your waist and kept you in his lap, snugly wrapped around his cock. Your stomach fluttered a little bit at the feeling of still being full while his seed dripped down along your perineum. 
You made an exaggerated sound of irritation, clearly putting on an act, and dramatically exclaimed, “Ugh, fine, I guess I can stay for a bit longer.”
“Knew you couldn’t resist my charm,” Johnny hummed into your hair, muffling his voice a bit. You just shook your head and smiled.
“You never miss an opportunity, do you?”
“Nope!”
You chuckled again before settling in against him, squirming around a bit to try and get comfortable. “You gonna pull out anytime soon, oorrr…?” you inquired.
For a brief moment, he acted like he was actually going to think about it, then quickly replied, “Nah, don’t think I will.” Though you weren’t opposed to the idea, this was certainly a new behavior from Johnny. You furrowed your brow.
“And why’s that?” 
“Hmm, I said I was going to fuck my cum into you,” he recalled like he was telling you about yesterday’s weather. And just like that, the dying ember that resided in your abdomen flared back to life. You could hear him lick his lips, which was followed by a nibble at your earlobe. He purred against it, “or have you already forgotten?” You could feel him beginning to harden again inside of your abused cunt.
Oh, this was going to be a long night.
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mrsurahara · 7 months
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𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗦┊𝗘. 𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗦𝗢𝗡
ఌ︎ p. Eddie Munson x f!reader // g. fluff + nsfw
ఌ︎. cw. pet names (pretty girl + princess), Eddie cleans his sheets (which is #NOT canon), breast play(?), allusions to sex, no use of y/n— let me know if i missed any!
ఌ︎. wc. 0.4k
𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧
ఌ︎. a/n: i'm easing myself back into writing on here, so here's something short and fun! i hope you guys like it!
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Eddie was in heaven. Your tits in his face as you ground your panty covered cunt over his jeans. You could feel his cock stiffening, becoming harder and harder with every fluid motion of your hips.
A soft moan passed through your lips as your boyfriend took one of your erect nipples into his mouth, swirling his tongue around the nub as he rolled the other in between his calloused fingers. Eddie was lost in the valley of your breasts when the sound of his zipper opening woke him from his sex-clouded trance. He pulled the cups of your bra back over your breasts and moved you off of his lap.
“Hands to yourself, princess,” his voice was stiff.
You looked at him, confused by his behavior. Why was he acting like he hadn’t blown your back out just yesterday afternoon?
“Okay?” You were about to get up and throw on one of his shirts when he pulled you back by your waist and pinned you underneath him. His legs on either side of your hips, practically sitting in your lap as his hands began to roam over your exposed skin.
“Eds, you just said—“
“I know, I know,” he said absentmindedly, his hands never stopping their devotion. Placing your hands on top of his, you halt his movements.
“What’s happening in that odd brain of yours, hmm?” You quipped, amused at his state. It’s as if he’s having an internal battle and his self control is losing.
“I have had to change my sheets three times this week and it’s only Wednesday,” he huffed.
“Why the hell—“
“Because they smell like pussy— your pussy, and I can’t concentrate on anything when I can smell you ten feet away without you even being here.”
You clenched your jaw and blinked at him as you tried to hold back your laughter. A humorous puff of air left your nostrils, “Well they better smell like my pussy,” there was an accusatory tone to your statement, your eyes narrowed playfully.
“You’re making fun of me? Wow,” he said incredulously, feigning offense.
“Yes, because you’re a goofball,” you laughed a full belly laugh.
Eddie’s hands resumed their wandering over your body. His cocoa-colored eyes darkened as his body moved to hover over you, his free hand planted beside your head.
“Well what are we gonna do since you’re just so disciplined?”
“Don’t worry,” his fingers trailed up our inner thighs, tip pressing into the wet spot on your panties, “I’m still gonna fuck you stupid, pretty girl,” he grinned, lips attaching to your neck.
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pinkanonwrites · 2 months
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“ASK ME ABOUT BUMBLEBEE IN MY ASK BOX I LITERALLY NEVER GET SICK OF HIM” hi sorry. ive had a crush on that guy for like 18 years now he makes me fucking crazy. talk about him as much as you want pretty please
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! Thank you so much anon, I'll gladly indulge.
I don't think there's been a single iteration of Bumblebee I didn't at least kind of like. There's definitely a few iterations of him that stand out to me though! I really, really like the direction they took Bumblebee in Earthspark, an unprepared mentor who's still a little immature, but has it WAY more put-together than the Terrans he's always surrounded with. He thinks he's in over his head and there's no way he could be a teacher, but by the end of Season 1 he's proven himself to be an incredible leader, teacher, and fun uncle figure.
Also, potentially controversial opinion, I really enjoy RID 2015 Bumblebee. It's definitely not the best Transformers series, and personally I think it would have been a lot more well-received if it wasn't pitched as a sequel to Transformers Prime and instead got to stand alone as its own thing. But seeing Bumblebee trying to be a serious leader with his goofball team only makes it more adorable when the geeky moments slip through, like his love of cowboys or the Bumblebee babysitting episode. Prime Bee and RID 2015 Bee definitely don't feel like the same character to me, but I'm able to separate them enough that I enjoy each of their merits.
But my humble opinions on various Bumblebees aren't the main reason we're here, is it? No, the main reason is for me to write all my personal little valveplug headcanons for y'all to enjoy and peruse!
NSFW BELOW THE CUT!
I think just about every version of Bee would be incredibly possessive over his partner. Though he's usually a fun, plucky, charming bot, he's got a lot of inferiority complexes and that manifests in him absolutely NOT wanting to share. Some Bees are more flexible than other Bees, but all versions of Bee love it best when your attention is on him. The only one that I can see being willing to share his partner on a 'more than once' basis would be Cyberverse Bee, and even then only with someone he felt equally comfortable with like Cheetor or Hot Rod.
Bee is also incredibly tactile, he loves skin-to-metal contact. If he had no shame and no scruples he'd carry you around in his servos or on his shoulder wherever he went. Bayverse, Knightverse, Cyberverse, and Animated Bumblebee are all very grabby and affectionate in public, while Prime, RID 2015, and Earthspark Bee save their touching and fondling for more private places. Really, the first group just get too excited when they see you, while the second group is worried about embarrassing you AND themselves.
He usually prefers to be the one doing the spiking, but that's partially because of the aforementioned inferiority complex. Get your hands and mouth on his sensitive little valve and you'll have a puddle of mech all for you to play with.
Very messy and very enthusiastic kisser. Even when he's trying to hold back and take it slow his processor is just a fog of pleasure and he can't help but practically devour you. Same thing if he's eating you out, he gets completely and utterly drunk on you.
LOT of transfluid for a minibot, and despite his better efforts the two of you usually end up pretty messy. If it's an accident he'll be very sheepish and apologetic, but if you asked for it he'll fully revel in seeing you covered and slick with his fluids. Actually, probably a lot of fluids in general if we cycle back on that kissing one. He's just a messy bot.~
And I talked about this a little in my tickling posts, but I'll indulge myself a little more. Like Optimus, I think Bumblebee enjoys being tickled but struggles to voice that or ask for it because he's worried it'll reflect poorly on him, like he won't be taken seriously if he lets himself indulge. The inner lining of his door wings is super sensitive, even just trailing your fingers up and down the length of the rubber window seal will have him squirming. As for the inverse, Bumblebee absolutely loves to tickle you, and would gladly do it whenever you ask. You're so, so much smaller than he is: softer, squishier, more vulnerable. It both turns him on and tugs at his heartstrings that you trust him enough to let him manhandle you like that, pin you down and push you to your absolute limits until you're wriggling and gasping and squealing with laughter. Cyberverse and Knightverse Bees are the biggest ticklers, while Animated and Earthspark Bees are the biggest ticklees.
(If you have any more questions about my particular headcanons on specific iterations of Bumblebee, please please please send an ask! I can answer well and enthusiastically for just about every Bee, save for IDW and Prime.)
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real-life-senshi · 11 months
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The teacher's exasperated tone in expressing her disappointment is really on point. Even I feel guilty hearing it, makes me think back to the time I had my mom finish my knitting assignment for me in grade school. 🙈
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I really like how well Naru knows Usagi and it shows in this scene. She's not expressing concern over Usagi because Usagi messed up on an assignment, she's concerned because she knows Usagi's someone who can get amazing things done once she puts her mind to it, and she expected Usagi would ace this assignment because Usagi had a personally important goal to meet - to gift the scarf to Mamoru.
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Once again, I really appreciate how the team's dynamic work in this series. Makoto knew what's going on by the end of Act 17, but didn't tell Ami because it was Usagi's story to tell, and Ami only learns about it a week later because she overheard Naru - Naru being the big and loud gossip that she is. And Ami's also been patiently supporting Usagi regardless of not knowing the reason. She's been (and always has been) observing Usagi's behaviour, and had been wondering why Usagi's been procrastinating on finishing the knitting assignment despite the initial (though faked) enthusiasm she observed Usagi to have in Act 17. It would seem she didn't push though, but simply giving moral support on the side, which is again very telling of Ami's approach to friendship - to be there for others but not overstep or push.
PGSM REALLY fleshed out each individual Senshi's personality and it shows in all aspects of its writing and I love it so much!
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Well, good thing they are actually the same person. :P Usagi had really good spidey-sense without realizing what it means. haha
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My god, even in Usagi's imagination, Mamoru's still an expressionless asshole. lol Guess this really proves Usagi's also someone that inherently appreciates and values actions more than words, despite she's a pretty verbally expressive person herself. It makes sense though, otherwise it would have been hard for her to get along with Rei and Ami as well as she does.Otherwise I really can't see how Mamoru's deadpan and quiet ways could charm the bubbly girl. Usamamo in PGSM is the perfect example of opposite attracts!
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copperbadge · 7 months
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I realized this weekend, while resisting the urge to do more editing on Royals/Ramblers, that it was probably time I started a notes file with all of the Shivadhverse mythology. Some of it is stashed over at @shivadh but -- again much like Laocoon's Children -- there comes a point where you need more organized notes. A kind of mini wiki that just contains stuff like everyone's description, clothes they wear, etc.
It basically means re-reading the preceding books with a googledoc file open to take notes in, so this afternoon I'm re-reading/skimming Fete For A King, with an eye towards eventually having reviewed all five published volumes and taken down anything of note, or anything I'm likely to forget (like the fact that Gregory didn't have a Photogram before meeting Eddie, or that Truly Tasty ran for five seasons).
And it's kind of fun, too, because Gregory's inner thoughts are amusing if you're reading for the first time:
Eddie was a goofball who made dumb jokes, and he certainly wasn’t appropriate for a king consort, which was the whole point of dating anyone at this point. An American television chef wasn’t going to leave it all behind to co-rule Askazer-Shivadlakia, even if he did like the food.
But it's particularly funny if you're reading it in the knowledge that not only does Eddie immigrate and marry Gregory but by book five he's basically running the government tourism commission and they're settling down with kids.
Also Gregory is basically an anxious person but it's good that in the first book he talks about it being exacerbated by the coronation, because by book five he has calmed down considerably. And I'm glad I wrote Infinite Jes as the second book, because Michaelis is imperious at the best of times but he really is a high-handed son of a bitch in Fete. Giving him a whole book about his inner life and a relationship that snaps him the fuck out of it was a good move.
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for @wrixie cherishing cherry bc!
Nikolas Knight, the barista who brightens your mornings and the mixologist who spices up your parties! He may be a master of mischief, but he's now searching for that inner peace everyone raves about. Is it possible for this man of mayhem to change his ways and transition from mischief to meditation? Can he meet Cherry's expectations in a significant other, or will his prying get in their way?
More below:
Name: Nicholas Knight. Age 28 (he-him)
Aspiration: Innerpeace.
Traits: Goofball, Vegetarian, Nosey.
Likes: green, brown, mischief, gossip, wellness, mixology, guitar, boho fashion, feathers, sunrises and bike rides.
Extra: He believes scarves are an extremely underrated accessory. He grew up in Windenburg. He got a really bad haircut as a kid and has been styling his own hair eversince.
Dislikes: eating meat, "boring sims," sleeping in.
let me know if you want more info, hope yuh like him💕 (^///^)
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mazeinthemiroh · 2 years
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bangchan sfw alphabet
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genre: fluff (with elements of crack, angst)
word count: 2.9k
warnings: suggestive??
requested?: no
song rec: superheroes by the script
pls like and reblog if you enjoyed! feel free to request anything <3
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a = affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)
very.
like... very.
have you seen this man? he's so full of love he's almost overflowing with it
we see how he is with the other members, very physically affectionate whether they like it or not!
i feel like with his s/o he would be just as affectionate, if not more so!
so prepared to be tackled by him and completely attacked by cuddles because this man is gonna be all over you
very affectionate with his words too, just showers you with praise and compliments until it's almost embarrassing! but if you do the same to him he gets super shy it's so cute abshddncje
b = best friend (what would they be like as a best friend?)
oh imagine being best friends with chan, what a dream...
you would bring out his inner dork
like his dorkiness will magnify like 99% more than usual
likes to be weird with you. like making the silly noises he does and teasing you gently
both of you are just being goofballs together, such goals.
he's like always smiling when he's with his best friend idk
c = cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)
when i tell you that cuddles are a must!l
like i said before, he's super affectionate
with chan, it feels natural with his s/o in his arms. he isn't clingy but he is just full of love and wants to show it in any way he can!
he gets so snuggly, especially in the evenings hbhdbfjf
he likes to cuddle in any way possible so long as you're both comfy
loves holding you but also loves being held
like after a long day at work he wants nothing more than to just sink in your arms, laying his head on your chest while you run your fingers through his soft fluffy hair
and he will chatter on and on about his day and you will just lay there, stroking his hair, listening and smiling and humming every now and then as he talks about how his music is going, what the lyrics to his new song are about, etc...
idk its just a very cute and fluffy time now let me go cry into a pillow-
d = domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they around the house?)
settling down? of course, of course... eventually.
you both have plenty of time ahead of you, being young and all. so there's no need to rush into certain things
settling down will take a lot of time and trust for chan, and his focus on his career is something he needs to consider.
so when you guys are older, settling down is totally happening.
what's he like around the house? well, he's tidy!
everything is in it's place, so if you are like me and not very organised, he's got you covered
i feel like chan would split domestic tasks with his s/o just so it's equal? but depending on how much time he has it might be difficult for him to keep up his end of the bargain, being so busy and all
e = ending (if they had to break up with their s/o, how would they do it?)
gently
that's all i gotta say, but lemme elucidate, for angst purposes...
he would probably sit you down one day, a serious, grave look on his face
it would be hard for him to look you in the eyes because he knows if he did it would make him weaker
with a calm, low voice he would break the news and explain himself
would only meet your gaze when you responded with silence, and as your eyes connect his heart would break...
oooo lemme know if you want a scenario about this
f = fiancé (how would they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?)
commitment is a yes.
but like i said before, all in good time
chan wants to focus on his career. only when he is older will he consider actually getting married
but i am so convinced that chan will only go out with someone he sees him having a long-term relationship with. he's not the type to just date for the sake of it, he wants to be with someone who is willing to stick by him in the long run. loyalty is super important to him
g = gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
so, so gentle.
we know what this man is like. he has such a naturally caring disposition, as well as being very emotionally intelligent
he's basically the human form of empathy so anytime you are feeling down or anxious he will notice and he will comfort you the best he can
in terms of being gentle physically, obviously he will make sure you are never in harm's way
the only time i can see him not being as gentle is if yall got into a tickle or pillow fight, he would restrain your arms and tickle you mercilessly istg-
beware of this one. he might look cute but once he's in a playful mood, stay on guard!
h = hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)
chan is hands down the best hugger on the planet
that's not me just saying that, it's scientific fact
we know he loves hugs. he hugs his members all the time and even gives us stays a hug and the end of his lives
hugging chan would make you feel so safe and secure in his arms.
firm yet comforting, with his arms wrapped around your waist as you perch your chin on his shoulder
he's just such a softie hbfhdhnf
also appreciates back hugs too
like come up to him from behind, wrap your arms around his waist, and stroke his tummy whilst squishing the side of your face onto his back
he will turn into a giggly, blushing mess yk.
i = i love you (how fast do they say the L-word?)
trust and love go hand-in-hand for him
saying the beloved L-word would be a big deal for him. it's something he doesn't say that often despite being such a loving person
saying 'i love you' to someone leaves you feeling very vulnerable, like you're putting your heart out on the line. so when chan does say these three magic words, it will mean his feelings are sincere and lasting
and it means he trusts you with his heart. so please cherish it.
j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they're jealous?)
i feel like chan is pretty balanced in this sense?
like I know some people view him as Possessive-Werewolf-Alpha Daddy-Chan lmfao i'm so sorry or they view him as being super-duper carefree and not being jealous at all
but i kind of see a middle ground
i think the only time he will properly get jealous would be if you guys have had an argument and then you test his patience by flirting with someone else
depending on how subtle the flirting is, chan's jaw might clench as he looks on with a blank stare, eyebrows furrowing in amusement as he crosses his arms over his chest
just... don't test him like that, it's not worth it even though its very hawt
k = kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss their partner? where do they like to be kissed?)
chan seems like the soft peck type of guy
he will leave little kisses on your lips, cheeks and forehead, partly because he thinks its cute and partly because he wants to tease you
he knows you want his plump, soft lips on placed on yours for much longer, so when you grab his jaw and smoosh your lips with his he grins playfully but softly into the kiss
idk he is very soft for you it's almost sickly sweet-
and yk when a partner rubs their nose with their partner's nose?
you best believe channie-boy is doing that
and sometimes he nuzzles his nose into your neck when he's sleepy and gives you tiny little neck kisses why do I do this to myself.
l = little ones (how are they around children?)
he loves children. he just thinks everything they do is adorable and he will do anything he asks them to do
acts like its his life goal to make the little ones laugh
he will pull random faces and tickle them just to earn a simple smile from them,. it fills his heart up with so much joy!
but if he makes a child cry then he takes it as a personal offence and reevaluates if he's a good person or not-
m = morning (how are mornings spent with them?)
if you watched the most recent chan's room with him being full of cold and his voice is like super low (he needs to rest dammit), well that's kinda what his voice sounds like when he wakes up
low and grumbly
he peaks at you with one eye open and smiles sleepily. lord knows he doesn't wanna get out of that bed but he knows he has to
will probably rope you into a workout or smth
just make sure he has breakfast before he leaves for work!
n = nights (how are nights spent with them?)
chan is more of a night person
meaning he stays up all night working and doesn't get back until the early hours of the morning
if you want to accompany him in the studio, he might protest and be like 'nooo you need your beauty sleep' but he will let it slide because he really enjoys your company
occasionally will put his work down to just talk to you about trivial things
when he gets really tired he will lean back in his chair, swivel round and look at you with a crooked smile.
"hey babe, do you wanna head home?"
once you're both home he will pull a blanket over both of you and cuddle you to his chest
you guys will either stay up all night talking more or drift off to sleep in each other's arms
o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves?)
it takes time for chan to trust people
i think he mentioned in one of the 2 kids room episodes or smth like that that he doesn't trust people that easily or that quickly?
chan is obviously outgoing and friendly, and can pretty much speak to anyone and make friends easily
but actually trusting them takes time and energy. he will have an invisible guard up to protect himself from disappointment
however, as more time progress and he begins to trust his partner more, he will open up more and will become more vulnerable
p = patience (how easily angered are they?)
he has a lot of patience, usually
growing up pretty much taking care of the other 7 members, with all their many different personalities and opinions to consider, he wouldn't have lasted this long without patience
it would take chan a lot to get genuinely angry. sure, everyone gets irritated about petty things now and then. but if chan feels genuinely angry it would definitely be about something recurring and serious
q = quizzes (how much would they remember about their partner?)
he will remember cute, little, almost trivial stuff about you
but these things aren't trivial to him
no, he cherishes all this information. he knows what your favourite colour was when you were four. he knows you bought yourself an ice cream to cheer yourself up after a bad interview. he knows the ice-skating incident you had in 2016
he loves cute little things you tell him and will store them in his memory only to bring them up in conversation randomly at like 2am
r = remember (what is their favourite moment in your relationship?)
yk it's really hard for him to decide
you have become such an important person in his life that every moment with you is just *chefs kiss* perfect!
but one of his favourite moments he realises, looking back on your time together, is when you have fallen asleep on the couch in his studio
you were persistent in staying with him while he works, ignoring his gentle protests. you were catching up with work of your own, but as the hours progressed your eyelids felt heavier and heavier. you were consciously fighting the urge to sleep until you gave in, drifting off gently
so when chan turned around he was met with your cute, curled-up body, snoring softly. he wasn't surprised you fell asleep, but your sleeping form endeared him. a smile spread across his face as he chuckled softly, grabbing a blanket and tucking you in
why was this his favourite moment? it seems so simple. and it happens so frequently. but to him, these moments are when he realises how much he appreciates you. your comforting presence and need to take care of him makes him feel so loved and safe
s = security (how protective are they? would they like to be protected?)
very protective
i think most of his have seen that clip from the stray kids concert of chan's heartfelt speech, saying how he will protect all his members and all of us stays. protecting the ones he loves is clearly a priority of his
he would like to protect his partner in all aspects, but mainly from emotional harm
and he would like you to do the same for him. both of you protect each other from emotional harm because you guys support each other, giving each other a shoulder to cry on and a listening ear
t = try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
channie is romantic af
when he has the time, he loves putting in the effort and setting up cute little dates with you, like making your favourite meal for you
he considers you hanging out in his studio as a date, and soon studio dates become a regular thing for you both!
u = ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)
we all know channie is a perfectionist
which isn't a bad thing
it just means that when things aren't up to scratch in his standards, he will beat himself up about it
he will get down about himself if he hasn't taken you on any special dates in a while, or he forgets a special anniversary etc...
so try to reassure him that he is enough, and that he's doing perfectly just how he is!
because sometimes your reassuring words can bring a lot of comfort to him <3
v = vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)
being an idol, chan is pretty much forced to care about the way he looks
we have seen on his past lives that he has shown distaste for the way he looks
he is human. he is like all of us
he has good days and bad days. one day he might feel hella confident in the way he looks as he freaking should but other days he will hide his face as much as he possibly can
which is ridiculous because he is the most handsomest man on the planet
w = whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)
so chan has a very mature approach to relationships
he believes that two people should be complete as individuals, maturing and accepting who they are and relying on themselves before they get into a relationship
that way, you have two healthy individuals trying their best instead of one relying on the other or not reciprocating the same effort or amount of love
did that make any sense lmfao
the point I'm trying to make is doesn't see it as being 'incomplete' without you. but rather, he feels like he is a much, much better version of himself when he is with you
x - xtra (a random headcanon for them.)
chan loves you in his hoodies
that's it, that's all i gotta say
he just gets so endeared by the fact that you want to wear them
the first time you stole one of his favourite black hoodies, he chuckled
"do you want me to buy you one like that? it looks so cute on you!"
he will poke your cheeks and cuddle you while you explain that you like his hoodies because they smell like him :(
then he'll understand, and will basically give you free rein to take his hoodies so long as you don't spill anything on them
y = yuck (what are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)
in general, chan doesn't like people who are completely selfish and only look out for their self-interests
or if they have no sense of compassion or empathy
he's fine with tough love, don't get me wrong, but someone who is devoid of empathy or makes no effort to understand someone else's point of view is someone chan tends to avoid
z = zzz (what is a sleep habit of theirs?)
his sleeping habit is... he has no sleeping habits
my man doesn't sleep
okay, okay so when he does actually sleep he snores, we know this
likes to cuddle something when he sleeps so having you in his arms would be of great comfort!
also he said on bubble he tends to sleep naked nowadays so i will leave that one with you-
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What if Jaune does the flirting that he did on the show towards Seras, Elphlet and Shantae? How would each of them take it?
Fools in Love
Jaune: Well the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it~
Elphlet: I love it! Please marry me!
Jaune:
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JaunSera
Jaune: Well the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it~
Seras: *Snort-Laughing* You are such a big dork to use that dumb pickup line on me.
Jaune: *Bashful Blushing*
A Knight’s Wish
Jaune: Well the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it~
Shantae: And my name’s Shantae, the Half-Genie’s Hero and your wish is my greatest desire *Wink Seductively*
Jaune: *Blushing* Brother’s please give me the inner strength of not being a goofball with her….
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