#inncorrect harry potter quotes

[highonwolfstarsmut]

Harry telling Ron he’s dating Draco

Ron: Fine, but if he is even slightly mean to you..

Harry: Yeah, you’ll murder him, I know

Ron: I was gonna say, i’ll send a strongly worded howler, but… murders fine too

Draco listening: omg

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[queensnitchy]

Sirius and James as weird convos I've had with my friends

Sirius: hey James

James: no

Sirius: what?

James: I am Bob

Sirius: oh hi how are you doing Bob

James: no

Sirius: what?

James: I am Steve

Sirius: ok I'm done

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[stargazingtranquility]

James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

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[callmeleobaby]

Taunting.

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!! 18+

TW: adopted-cest, CNC, Vaginal sex, oral (f) receiving, breeding, degrading, and tw definitely not canon Draco.

Draco Malfoy x Fem! Reader SMUT

How could he possibly ignore her when she was practically begging to be looked at? Draco's thoughts plagued him, his family surrounded the table as they all listened to the Dark Lord spew his thoughts & rants though Draco never listened.

His eyes remained on the pretty Y/N, his little ‘sister’ Though she was adopted years ago, they still insisted that she was his sister. Draco didn't mind, he didn't mind at all that he got to watch the girl prance around their home in scald clothing. Almost teasing Draco, asking how much self-control did he have. He could barely focus then, now that she was dressed in that pretty little dress that showed off her perfect little waist, Merlin couldn't help him now.

Draco stare bored holes into Y/N’s head, she turned her eyes from Voldermort to her brother, who just smirked at her, giving her a small wink. Y/N smiled slightly at him, and Draco knew he needed to get that dress off of her. The thought of her staring at him with those pretty little eyes made him strain against his black pants, he quietly got up. Excusing himself, he looked at Y/N almost signaling her, and what a smart girl she was. She quickly stood and gracefully excused herself as well.

Draco quickly rushed upstairs, followed by Y/N. The two made it upstairs, the corridors were cold and dark. As Y/N was about to inquire about what was wrong, Draco pushed her up against the wall, breathing her in.

Y/N let out a meek noise, trapped between the wall and Draco’s body. He smelt like an expensive cologne, he looked down at her as she didn't dare make eye contact with him.

“What… are you doing?” She asked, her voice barely above a whisper. Draco’s hand went to her hip, pressing himself onto her lower stomach.

Draco chuckled darkly, “Are you really shocked, darling?” His voice seemed more strained than normal, “Walking around in that, you're practically begging for it.” He raised his hand to her chin, forcing her to look at him. “I’m talking to you, Y/N, look at me when I do.” His voice was low, almost venomous.

“How rude.” Y/N softly muttered, her hands on his chest, slightly pushing him off. “You dare speak to me like that? You’re my brother for Merlin sake.”

Draco’s hand that lay on her thigh slowly went up, ignoring her complaints. His icy eyes filled with lust, his mouth slightly agape as he touched her panties.

“Merlin, Y/N, how could you be mad at me when you're dripping? Such a pervert.” Draco laughed, Y/N blushed trying to push him off.

Y/N used her strength to completely get him off. “I’ll scream for Father, get away from me!” She whispered-yelled, quickly walking back down the stairs before she took the second step down, Draco grabbed her wrist roughly.

He quickly pushed her down to the floor, holding her mouth, straddling her. “You’ll enjoy this, trust me.” Draco left his pale hand on her mouth, the other hand fumbling with his suit pants. Though, Y/N was a force to be reckoned with. Biting his hand roughly. Draco gasped, pulling his hand away quickly, Y/N didn't scream though, as he examined his hands. “Little bitch!” He slapped her, not hard but not exactly light. Y/N quickly teared up, her cheek a bit red.

“I hate you!” Y/N attempted to wiggle from under him. Draco rolled his eyes, his sly hand going under her dress. Ripping her underwear off, Y/N gasped at that and her face turned red with anger. “I swear to Merlin, I’ll scream!”

“Yet you haven't.” Pulling his throbbing cock out, “I was willing to go to my bedroom, make this a bit more comfortable for you.” Draco pumped himself a few times; looking down at her body. Y/N eyes widened at the view she had, clenching her thighs shut. “But, you don't deserve that, fuckin’ bitch.” With that, in one fluid motion, Draco thrusted deeply into her.

Y/N cried out, Draco quickly hushed her with a harsh slap. The warmth of her pussy made him melt and the tightness of it was basically milking him. Draco couldn't help but moan, grabbing her hair as his eyes closed. He couldn't help but give it another thrust, and another until the sound of slapping was filing the corridor.

Y/N didn't want to give in, didn't want to admit defeat but a hefty whine left her lips as he rubbed her clit. Draco felt proud of himself, “Slut, enjoying your brother's cock, yeah?”

Y/N didn't answer as she used her legs to push him deep inside of her, “Want me to fill you up, huh?” Draco leaned to her ear, rubbing her clit steadily as he harshly snapped his hips into her. Y/N nodded helplessly, unable to deny her needs any longer. “Say it.” He softly bit her ear lobe.

Her moans came before her voice as she groaned, “Dr… Please!” It came out louder than she intended, “Please.” She could finally get out.

“Mmm…” Draco felt his stomach tighten, “I’ll take that, only because you're being so good to me. Not screaming or anything.” He praised, quickly kissing her lips. Y/N bit his bottom lip, hard, though Draco loved it.

Blood was Y/N could taste as she sucked his bottom lip, almost soothing her. Draco moaned and pulled away, grabbing her neck as his hips stuttered. He couldn't help it, her cunt begged for it.

“Let me get you pregnant, God, let me cum inside that pretty pussy, yeah?” Draco begged; his thoughts only of her swollen and filled, carrying his heir. Y/N only let out a whimper in response.

Draco bucked his hips inside of her, leaning down to kiss her, sweat dripping from his hair as he came deep inside of her. His muscles locked up, and his entire body shook in response. Moaning and groans came from the blonde boy. Y/N gave one final whimper, as he pulled out.

He breathed heavily, his eyes like a predator looking at prey. He smirked down at her as his chest went up & down rapidly. His muscular hands landed on her bare thighs, leaning down toward her cunt.

“Don’t think I was gonna make you cum, huh? Think I'm that bad in bed; you’d love that, wouldn't you?” He taunted, then licked her cunt from bottom to top, a long and taunting lick.

“F-uck you!” She breathed out as he sucked her clit, abusing the bundle of nerves.

Draco lightly grazed his teeth, her hands went to his blonde hair and pulled it slightly; he groaned. He saw his cum dripping out of her, he brought his hand towards her mouth. Y/N didn't need directions as she sucked his fingers. Draco took his fingers and trusted them into her, pushing all his cum back inside of her. His tongue quickly went back to her clit, Kitty licking.

It didn't take long for Y/N's eyes to roll into the back of her skull. Letting out a pornstar moan, her pussy clenching around Draco’s fingers. He continued to lick and thrust his fingers inside her until her orgasm was over.

Draco sucked his fingers, the salty and sweet taste of her & his cum filled his mouth, bringing a smile to his face. He sat next to her, putting his cock back inside his pants, his hair soaked and mouth puffy and wet. Y/N looked over at him, with cloudy eyes.

“You were asking for it.” He muttered, smirking. Y/N curled up to him, he rubbed her hair. “I’m sorry for hitting you, baby.” His voice was loving, as he stroked her tear-stained cheek.

“…It’s okay.” Her voice croaked, as she looked up at him. Draco gave a real smile, his canines showing.

“Good Girl.”

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This is my first smut I've written on here, it's not GREAT. Hopefully, you enjoyed it, if I made any mistakes or anything, let me know! Thank you.

- it’s Leo!

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[just-a-random-bookworm]

Sirius (to James): Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group? Remus: You did. Peter: You said "James should be boss." Remus: And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous. Peter: And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it. Sirius: Valid points, all.

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[www-librarytearoom-com]

James, pointing at Regulus: I love you!

James, pointing at Lily: I love you as well!

Regulus: we return the sentiment but why are you announcing it in the middle of a battle?

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[somesnapefan2]

Severus: I'm just trying not to bring down the group here

Lucius: you only help to lift me up you sweet and sour misunderstood shadowlin <3

Severus:

Severus: what-

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[vomits0cutely]

Hermione: I wanna be a main character so bad

Ron: Is that why you read on rainy days by the window?

Harry: [ignoring Ron] me too

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Hermione: you already are..

Harry: no, I wanna be the smart, pretty main character that’s whole story is getting the partner at the end, not the main character loses everyone ‘for the plot’

Neville: nah dw Harry I get ya

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[dracolilhoe]

Harry x Y/n

Harry and Y/n sitting in grimmauld place reading

harry: “Y/n you alright? You’ve been staring at the wall for the last five minutes.”

y/n: “Hmm? Oh yeah I’m fine just thinking.”

harry: “Well what are you thinking about?”

y/n: “How long it’s been since I’ve kissed you.”

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[cr0wleysplant]

Sirius: Since we're in a relationship now, yor clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Remus: Fine, but when I come strutting in with ypur fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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[zip2-2-8]

I'm sorry i've been offline i was going to the gym with my older brother and stuff but requests are open for Avengers, wednesday characters, how to train your Dragon and even Harry Potter characters i write 18+, threesome, fluff and more if you have requests or Questions feel free to ask and if you are a Anon you can ask for a Emoji so i know who is who or you dont have to be an Anon just be 18+ and i love you all 🌹❤️

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[thatrandomhumann]

Incorrect quotes as my diffrent dr's

Elizabeth : Fred...

Fred: Oh no, 'Fred' in b-flat.

Fred: You're disappointed.

James, trying to convince Elizabeth to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Remus: And loud!

Sirius : And grumpy!

Peter: And oblivious to reality!

Elizabeth: 😐

James: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Sirius will and will not eat.

Remus: Grass? Yes!

James: Moss? Yes!!

Remus: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

James: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Remus: Worms? Sometimes!

James: Rocks? Usually nah.

Remus: Twigs? Usually!

James: Elizabeth 's cooking? Inconclusive!

Peter: How did you… test this?

James: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Peter: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Elizabeth : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Elizabeth : Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Leo: Plane tickets?

Percy: Concert tickets?

Annabeth: Prostitution?

Elizabeth , holding her broken frames: Glasses.

James: Good morning.

Remus: Good morning.

Sirius : Good morning.

Peter: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Elizabeth : MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

*Elizabeth is cooking*

Harry: Any chance that’s for me?

Elizabeth : It’s for Hermione. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.

Ron: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment

Elizabeth : Why are your tongues purple?

Ron: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Hermione: I had a red one.

Elizabeth : oh

Elizabeth :

Elizabeth : OH

Harry:

Harry: You drank each other's slushies?

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[sussyscumbag]

Harry: you motherfucker

Snape : Oh how i wish

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[books-4-life9]

Gryffindor: I will do

Ravenclaw: I will know

Hufflepuff: I will try

Slytherin: I will be

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[callmeleobaby]

[Y/N]: Tom is just so…

Margot: Annoying? Soul-sucking? Horrible? A kill-joy? Weird? Unstable?

Tom: Ok, ouch.

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[ilovehugslikealotalot]

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I will not write about real people.

(the occasional inncorrect quote, but there will be NO romantic or sexual relationship implied. These are REAL people, therefore they have their own lives. If I write an incorrect quote, r and the person will be PLATONIC. Everything will be absolutely platonic)

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Characters I currently write for:

Lady Dimitrescu - (Resident Evil Village /RE8)

Mother Witch - (Hocus Pocus 2) [my version of Mother Witch’s first name is Morgana]

Rebecca Welton - (Ted Lasso)

Captain Phasma - (Star Wars)

Narcissa (Malfoy) Black & Bellatrix (Lestrange) Black - (Harry Potter)

Melissa Schemmenti & Ava Coleman - (Abbott Elementary)

Mother Witch - (Hocus Pocus 2)

Regina George - (Mean girls)

Emily Prentiss - (Criminal Minds)

Alma Peregrine - (Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children)

Lady Lesso - (The School for Good and Evil)

Isobel Castille - (FBI - CBS)

Rebecca Welton

Hurtful Words Unexpected Call Why You? Make My Wish Come True (Christmas Fic 2023). 𝐀 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 (A Hallmark Series)

Alcina Dimitrescu

The New Arrival (Series)

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Captain Phasma

Knight in Shining Chromium (Series)

Emily Prentiss

Love’s Silent Night (Christmas 2023) She Was Only Ever Mine. A Fool’s Love. Hold onto You

Melissa Schemmenti

None

Lady Lesso

Everything to Me