so i’m watching indiana jones 3 again for shits & gigs & i can’t help but notice… young indy FULLY saw the treasure hunter’s outfit at the beginning of the movie & said i’m going to make this my personality for the rest of my life
and you know what, i absolutely get it
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for the october @steddiemicrofic prompt 'suck' ! happy halloween !!
wc: 480 | rated: T | cw: none | tags: bestie robin, chubby steve, horny eddie
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‘bet you can’t keep your hands off him for the whole party.’ robin stares eddie down from across the sofa.
‘what? on Halloween? is that how you think of me bobbie? i’m wounded’ eddie watches steve’s ass as he walks to the kitchen.
robin throws popcorn at him ‘eddie. the only reason you're not still sitting in his lap is because i asked him to get more soda.. literally a second ago.’
‘and you were so mean for that.’ eddie folds his arms, eyes flicking between robin and steve at the fridge. robin is scowling.. ‘fine. your bet, what’s the stakes?’
robins scowl drops and she sighs 'i need steve to wingman. the new girl from work is bringing her roommate and it’s been hinted her favourite colour is violet and i need this eddie, like, seriously.’
eddie softens. ’it would be homophobic of me to take that away from you.’ poking her with his socked toe. ‘do i get anything? for keeping my hands off?’
‘24 hours. i have a project due but no time till the day before. apartment will be yours. you two can do what you want.. my rooms off limits.’
‘you, miss robin buckly, have a deal.��
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‘you, are an evil witch robin buckley’
‘oh, get over it!’ robin huffs, tipsy.
‘how could you do this to me! on halloween!’ eddie pouts.
‘suck it up buttercup. just remember what’s at stake.’
‘ughhhh’
‘yeah because i’m so sorry i convinced steve to pick that costume. even though he had to buy it, so it’s his, forever.’
‘…did i ever tell you you’re the light of my life?’
robin flicks him on the forehead and walks back over to steve and the girl.
eddie tracks her. resigned to sulking.
and blue balls.
because steve is in a sailor uniform, but this one is off-white with black accents, complementing his tan. the trousers are long, wide in the leg and tight in the ass. cupping around the curve of it, like eddie wishes he was, right now. the hat on his head is at an angle and pushes his hair down, so it frames his rosy cheeks, and pretty smile.
and the top. oh! the top. the flap collar frames broad shoulders and deep v exposes chest hair. it ends at his hipline and flowed nicely but steve’s had a few beers. bloated, his belly has started filling in the front, started pulling around his love handles. the outline of his soft, wide belly button is just visible.
‘just one night.’ eddie mumbles to himself, leaning against a wall. ‘then 24 uninterrupted hours.’
steve readjusts the waistband of his trousers, hiking them a little higher. eddie sees how the movement makes his belly jiggle.
sliding slowly down the wall and into a heap on the floor; eddie bites his fist and allows himself one tiny, tortured little whimper.
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Relics 3 Release Announcement!
Relics 3: Ashes for Gold has been released!
In Europe’s darkest hour, an even deeper darkness is stirring. One hero stands against the triumph of absolute evil. You.
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INDIANA JONES isn’t too comfortable being outwardly emotional. Even during sex he can be a little distant. Sure, he’ll get you off, do everything right, give you your prep, give you his cock, but it’ll all be very clinical. Cut and dry. Standard procedure. He doesn’t mean to do it; it’s not that he doesn’t enjoy sex with you, it’s not that he’s not passionate. He’s just guarded. It takes a while to come out of his shell, you have to coax it out of him. Spontaneity does wonders for unlocking his more fun-loving side during sex, and it just so happens that you’d accessed that while inside his classroom to drop off his lunch. It’s not like you planned to wear his favorite dress, his favorite perfume, or your good pair of showy heels. Nor that you insisted on sitting on his lap when he was taking a look at some papers at his desk.
this post is 18+, minors dni.
oh indy this was so so sexy... there's not a huge emotional component you're right, it's more about lust and sex because he's not used to his heart being involved. sex is so mechanical for him, and it doesn't mean that it isn't genuine, but it's what he's used to and it's hard for him to branch out. he doesn't look you in the eye all that often, he prefers to bury his face in your neck to lick and suck and leave marks there, or latch onto one of your tits to bite your nipples all puffy and swollen and sore. but when you're not in a bedroom, when you're bent right over the top of his desk he's talking more, calling you perfect and desperate and eager and you are so so surprised because he is talking up a storm!! it starts flowing naturally for him, and when he flips you over to lay your back on his desk instead of your stomach, he leans right in to kiss you like he's trying to devour you. it's not just messy tongue and teeth, it's something far more intimate and emotional. it's so not what you're used to with him but it does the job so well. he does have to get back to work though :( you're not expecting him to offer at all, but you're more than happy to sit in his lap with his fat cock nestled deep inside of you while he finishes grading the exams he was trying to get through before you distracted him <33
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