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[kvnnvdys]

Draco: DAMN, WHAT ARE THOSEEE-

Y/n: Those are literally my t*ts Draco-

Draco: My favorite topic~

Y/n: Draco, you are drunk.

Draco: Drunk, who? You are drunk!

Y/n: 😀?

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[chocolateforg]

Ominis: Did you spike the punch?

Sebastian: Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?

Sebastian: Yes, I did.

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[nuninho2000]

Molly : Ginny, why don't you say grace?

Ginny : I'll pass.

George : Come on, you pray all the time when Harry comes over. " Oh God! Oh God!"

Ron : [ clearly not understanding or ignoring the innuendo] Yes, yes, she's very devout.

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[mrsseverussnape]

👩🏻‍🦳HP Characters As The Golden Girls Quotes👩🏻‍🦳

Severus Snape:

Marauders to Severus:

Lucius Malfoy:

Voldemort:

Peter Pettigrew:

Albus Dumbledore:

Harry Potter:

Draco Malfoy to Gryffindors:

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[malfoypoem]

that one scene in prisoner of azkaban but its a meme

©️outofcntexhp

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[harrypootteeer]

Oliver wood: you can’t cancel quidditch

Mcgonagall: actually i can do whatever the fuck i want

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[hpobsessivefanfictioner]

Ravenclaw: I failed my fire safety course today :((

Hufflepuff: Aww why??

Ravenclaw: They asked me “What steps do you take in an event of a fire?”

Ravenclaw: And apparently “fuckin large ones” was not an acceptable answer.

Hufflepuff: Lord give me strength

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[electra-jolts-magnetism]

A conversation I had with my friends. While we were at a mall.

Female Ravenclaw(me): Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Inner Me: No, it’s not.

Trans-guy Slytherin: Yeah.(as if it was the most obvious thing in the world)

Female Hufflepuff: No!

Male Gryffindor: Huh?(looking of into the distance not even paying attention)

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[hermioneblackdelacour]

Ron: "I think Hermione and Fleur had a fight last night."

Harry: "How'd you know?"

Ron: "Hermione has small bruises on her neck and she can't walk properly."

Ron: "And Gabrielle said that Fleur has scratch marks all over her back."

Harry:

Harry: "Yes Ron. They had a fight."

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[annebolyenslosthead]

incorrect golden trio quotes

Ron: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted. Harry & Hermione: Harry: Was it Hermione??

Ron: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it. Hermione: Ron, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Harry?

Hermione: While I'm gone, you're in charge Ron. Ron: Yes! Hermione, whispering to Harry: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad. Harry: Obviously

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[kvnnvdys]

Y/N: FUCK MEEEE- (says out of anger)

Draco: Sure. Right now?

Y/N: I didn't meant that way you horny mf.

Draco: Well, that sounded more like it if you ask me..

Y/N: Like I said, you're just one horny mf.

Draco: >:(

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[looopylupin]

Ron, to Harry: ‘Mione is so cute when she talks in her sleep.

Hermione, in her sleep: fight me... square up... i think the fuck not ferret boy...

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[nuninho2000]

AU where Walburga died before Sirius and Regulus

Regulus : "You'll go to mom's funeral, won't you Sirius ?"

Sirius : "Of course! As the eldest son, it's my duty to pound the last stake into her heart."

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[mrsseverussnape]

🍾HP Characters As The Hangover Quotes🍾

Snape to the students:

Moaning Myrtle:

Hagrid:

Snape to Lockhart:

Voldemort on making horcruxes:

Marauders with baby Harry:

Sirius:

Lockhart:

Harry:

Snape:

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[malfoypoem]

drarry and basic math

draco: i can’t believe! you killed the dark lord but you’re not able to solve basic math problems?

harry: um...

draco: okay, let’s try again

draco: you have 10 cookies and i ask for 5, so how much do you have?

harry: zero

draco: please tell me you are jok-

harry: i would give you all my cookies because i love you and i know how much you like them

draco: i’m done, granger your turn

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[harrypootteeer]

Luna: (to harry dreamily) don’t break people their heart, they only have one

Luna: break their bones, they have plenty of those

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