Felix: *drunkenly* (to Chan) you're my buffalo chicken wing
Chan: elaborate?
Felix: because you're hot
Chan: ...
Felix: *finger guns*
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Patroka: Okay we gotta get through this locked door, Perdido quick give me your credit card.
Perdido: Here.
Patroka, pocketing it: Cool. Cressidus kick the door down.
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sexiest sternocleidomastoid muscle
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bull
Taeyong : Don't be ridiculous. I am not in love with Baekhyun hyung or Doyoung
ten: *shouts and ducks*
taeyong : *Spinning around* WHAT? WHAT??
ten: Oh, sorry. It's just that your bullshit almost hit me
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[videocall]
Mark: "come over"
Haechan: "i can't, i'm arrested for double homicide"
Mark: "my parents aren't home"
Haechan: "yeah, about that..."
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*suayeon & gahyeon playing spin the bottle*
*siyeon spins and lands on sua*
siyeon: omg haha its you ahaha looks like i have to kiss you hahaha how weird ahahahah omg this is so crazy hahah
sua: haha yeah haha its not like we haven't kissed before haahahah i can't believe your making us do this ahahaha alright lets do this hahaha
gahyeon: *under breath* why me god
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Changkyun: If I cut off my leg, and swing it at your head, am I kicking you or hitting you?
Shownu: You'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.
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jinjin: hyung, do you want to come to my room tonight? moonbin’s staying in eunwoo’s room.
mj: oh sure
sanha: what are you all doing?
mj: jinjin and i are going to have a sleepover in his room.
sanha: oh can i join??
rocky: i think it’d be better if you’d not. lets just stay in our room...
mj:
jinjin:
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Wonjin : how is it dating hyeongjun like?
Jungmo : once when I asked him for water while he was mad at me
Jungmo : he gave me a glass filled with ice and said
Jungmo : WAIT FOR IT
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Namjoon: Where is Taehyung? I hear explosions and he’s gone missing. I’m sure that is not a coincidence.
*in the distance*
Taehyung: I GO BY THE NAME OF MONSTER WELCOME TO THE MONSTER PLAZA THIS IS CYPHER IMMA RIDER IMMA RIDE IT LIKE A BIKER OH SHI-
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Pre-debut Han: I have a good idea
Pre-debut Hyunjin: well hurry up before it dies of loneliness
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heejin: see, hyunjin, it's je m'appelle heejin.
hyunjin: che'ma-
heejin: no. je m'appelle heejin!
hyunjin: oh
hyunjin: je m'appelle heejin
heejin: no-
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Yoongi : I can hold a wet bar of soap better than I can hold a conversation
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Marry me
Fans : marry me
Taemin : Wait for me after my enlistmen
fans : marry me
Kai : let's pick a ring
fans : marry me
taeyong : umm i haven't thought about it
fans : ma-
Lucas : Marry me *pops out a ring*
fas : marry me
Baekhyun : Sure honey,sure ... are you legal yet?
fans : marry me
Ten : I'll ask my mom, but I am not eating fruits
fans : MARRY ME
MARK : O_o I AM ONLY 21
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Ateez as vines pt1
Atiny: GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH
Wooyoung: *looking at San* It don’t bite
Atiny: YES IT DO-
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Haechan: everyone who thinks Mark and I are dating raise your hand
Haechan: Mark put your hand down
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