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incorrect-trolls · 2 years

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Guy Diamond: What if ducks threw bread back at you?

Smidge: I guess you'd have to--

Guy Diamond and Smidge, together: D U C K

Branch:

Branch: I hate you both so much.

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #guy diamond #smidge #branch #((source: unknown))#incorrect quote #incorrect-trolls

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fabuloustrash05 · 5 months

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[After coming home from his date with Poppy]

Branch: Poppy kissed me!

John Dory: No way!

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Branch: It was unbelievable...

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?

Branch: Oh it ended very well.

Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!

Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...

Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?

Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...

Brozone: Awww...

[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]

Poppy: And then I kissed him.

Viva: Tongue?

Poppy: Yeah.

Viva: Cool.

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cartoon-brainrot · 4 months

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Guess who had the time to finally watch Trolls Band Together and was dragged back into their Trolls hyper-fixation

#trolls #trolls dreamworks #trolls ablaze #trolls hype #trolls boom #trolls trickee #trolls band together #ablaze #hype #trickee #boom #incorrect quotes #my art #trolls art #trolls kismet

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months

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if colors had grubblr

🫒 gr33nasthegrass Follow

:33 < hate when yellow gets all the credit fur being a purrimary color when its literally r G b

🍯 mellow-yellow Follow

uhh.. ii liiterally am a 2ub2tractiive priimary. liike yeah iit 2uck2 that you dont get the recogniitiion you de2erve but you dont have two put down other color2

🐙 majestic-magenta Follow

At least you're on t)(e color w)(eel 38(

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🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

1 H4T3 COLORS WHOS3 H3X COD3S ST4RT W1TH "F". 1TS L1T3R4LLY SUCH 4 R3D FL4G

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🔮 therealroyalpurple Follow

youre in her dms im a fundamental part a her personality. wwe are not the same

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🩸 rubyred Follow

if y0u cant be represented by a wavelength 0f light y0ure n0t a real c0l0r

🐙 majestic-magenta Follow

T)(is is litereely so toxic, wtf! Colors t)(at are perseaved only w)(en t)(e s)(ort and long cones are activated toget)(er are valid!

♠️ blackasmysoul Follow

TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I'M THE "ABSENCE OF COLOR" AND THEREFORE NOT A COLOR MYSELF. LIKE, YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE HOW I IDENTIFY.

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♠️ blackasmysoul Follow

WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT ORANGE IS THE NEW ME. I LITERALLY HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE.

🔥 thecolornotthefruit Follow

sOUNDS LIKE, a SKILL ISSUE????

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🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

STOP S4Y1NG M3 4ND BLU3 LOOK 4L1K3!!! W3 4R3 L1T3R4LLY D1FF3R3NT COLORS

🧿 therealroyal8lue Follow

Yeah!!!!!!!! I'm so much hotter than that.

🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

FUCK YOU

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#source: @nerdicorntheshipper #I HAAAAAD to figure this one out i had to #i couldnt include the post that clear made :( none of the. none of the trolls have clear blood #'but dave. karkat doesnt have black blood' its the hemoanonymity hes being mysterious #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #nepeta leijon #sollux captor #feferi peixes #terezi pyrope #eridan ampora #aradia megido #karkat vantas #tavros nitram #vriska serket

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vivianthepigeon · 4 months

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Poppy: “I can’t even SPEAK the name of the troll that organized that MONSTROSITY”

Branch: “I don’t give a fuck. His name was creek.”

Poppy: “FUCKING CREEK”

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imasoftieforbarb · 5 months

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Floyd: You look good in that hoodie.

Y/n: You know where else I'd look good?

Floyd, zero hesitation: My bed.

Y/n, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

#brozone #brozone x reader #trolls band together #trolls band together incorrect quote #trolls floyd #brozone floyd x reader

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hairupintheair · 3 months

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Poppy and Branch: *both pull out rings at the same time*

Poppy: Oh! Seems we both planned to propose to each other right here!

Branch: *goes down on one knee* Ah, but I have already taken the knee, so I'll be the one proposing today.

Poppy: Not so fast! *gets down on two knees* I'm even lower than you, so I'M proposing.

Branch: *lays down flat on the grass* I am as low as a troll can possibly be, I'll be the one who proposing and there's nothing you can--

Poppy: *pulls out a shovel*

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#trolls #dreamworks trolls #broppy #branch trolls #poppy trolls #incorrect quotes #i live for 'em #shitposting #i saw this comic and immediately i knew it was broppy #i really wish i could draw #and bring this vision to life

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koppaiterocker · 4 months

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Is this anything.

#koppaiterocker #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls band together #trolls poppy #trolls branch #trolls clay #trolls john dory #trolls velvet #trolls veneer #velvet and veneer #trolls floyd #brozone #tbt #trolls brozone #incorrect quotes #trollsposts

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in-correct-trolls · 3 months

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poppy: have a nap, angel

branch, tiredly: okay

~seven hours later, branch is still asleep~

poppy: i said a nap, not a fucking coma

#incorrect trolls #incorrect quotes #trolls #trolls band together #trollstopia #trolls the beat goes on #trolls world tour #poppy #branch #broppy #source: twitter

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milfsincrime · 4 months

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part one: pre therapy appt

jj: emily, why do we have marriage counselling booked this weekend? we aren’t fighting??

emily: oh i forgot about that. it’s for me and derek

jj: derek is not your wife

emily: we thought it would be fun to see how long it’d take the therapist to work out that we’re not married, i’m a lesbian, and all the problems are fake

#derek & emily trolling a couples therapist series #criminal minds #jemily #derek morgan #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #jennifer jj jareau #jj jareau #aj cook #paget brewster #shemar moore #criminal minds incorrect #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #demily #milfsincrimeposts

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funkfreakle · 10 months

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badly edited incorrect quotes part 2: alpha troll edition. only some of them because i shamelessly have favorites

#cgat homestuck #hs incorrect quotes #damara megido #meulin leijon #meenah peixes #kankri vantas #cronus ampora #latula pyrope #mituna captor #porrim maryam #horuss zahhak #aranea serket #dancestors #incorrect quotes #alpha trolls

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incorrect-trolls · 2 years

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DJ Suki: Look, no offense, Poppy, but how in the world did you get Branch to fall in love with you? You guys are like night and day.

Poppy: I swept him off his feet with my natural charm, beauty, and charisma.

Branch: She came up to me and ate a whole-ass burger without ever breaking eye contact, and when she was done, she handed me the wrapper with her number written on it.

DJ Suki:

DJ Suki: And you called her??

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #dj suki #poppy #branch #((source: unknown))#incorrect quote #incorrect-trolls

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fabuloustrash05 · 4 months

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[If Branch’s brothers were around for the first movie]

Floyd, looking at Poppy’s party invitation: Who’s Poppy?

John Dory: Branch’s girlfriend.

Bruce: Branch has a girlfriend?!

Branch: She’s not my girlfriend.

Clay: How long has this been going on?!

John Dory: A couple of months I think.

Branch: She’s NOT my girlfriend!

Floyd: So let’s get this straight…

Clay: For the past few months since we’ve returned home we’ve been asking Branch “what’s new”.

Bruce: And he never thought to tell us that he has a girlfriend?!

Branch: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!

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animationmovieshipps · 5 months

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Y/n: Harmony is going through a phase, at least, oh we hope it's a phase

Floyd: She bolts every chance she gets

*Floyd running after the baby*

Floyd: Harmony

*The baby runs to the other side*

Floyd: Harmony!

*The baby runs back to the first side*

Floyd: HARMONY!!!

Floyd: So we had no choice but to put her in a child safety tether

Y/N: It's a leash and we did have a choice

#trolls floyd #dreamworks trolls #trolls movie #incorrect quotes #source: modern family #floyd x reader #gn reader #oc child #trolls band together

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sunnystrollblog · 1 month

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The bros hanging out

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls floyd #trolls band together #dreamwork trolls #trolls fandom #trolls clay #trolls john dory #trolls jd #trolls 3 #trolls 3 band together #incorrect quotes

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vivianthepigeon · 4 months

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Poppy: “I made this friendship bracelet for you!”

Branch: “ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.”

Poppy: “You don’t have to wear it-“

Branch: “No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.”

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